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Joined 07-13-11, id: 3067830, Profile Updated: 06-03-12
Author has written 2 stories for Merlin, and Sherlock.

Hi people. wats up? i just wanted 2 update because i was bored...so here it is

The profile pic is a pic of me drawn by my sis Dezy (Desiree Phantom) she made me say that

Fav. Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Kane Chronicles, and anything good! Bestest freinds *i call them sisters* Dezy (dizzyrey) Eliz (lizard breath) Lyd lyd

Ilah and Kate-wa (long story for the nicknames

Fav. Colors: Purple then silver then white then black

Fav. TV shows: Danny Phantom, Pretty Little liars, Fairly Odd Parents, Phenias and Ferb, and Spongebob Square Pants

Fav. Extra curricular activities: Cross Country, Swim, and Track

Fears: Arachibutyrophobia- fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of mouth Astraphobia-fear of thunder and lighting Atomosphobia- fear of atomic explosions Autodysomophobia-fear of one that has a vile odor Automysophobia- fear of being dirty Bovinophobia- fear of cows mycophobia-fear of mushrooms Emetophobia- fear of vomiting I know you are probably laughing but i dont care...more? oh yeah toast!

Age: 14


Male or Female? I am the chickiest chica ever

Things i hate? Getting sick all of the fears listed above, Pokemon, rated R movies, Scary Occurences, annoying People, and people that are jerks! i also hate dirty feet-and turkey i have never liked turkey...oh yeah i also hate waiting for books *hint hint*

Well me and my sis Desiree had this huge thing typed out but then my internet crashed (sad face) so we are doing something diffrent cuz we dont know what we did. It was realy random. I think we... What did we talk about? i really dont remember except for you going pee and your book would have a lot of errors if not for me! Gah! Stop being gross! And my book is fine! *sticks tounge out* Your typing sucks! jk. should i tell them about your danny phantom voodo doll? NO! It's not a voodoo doll! The girl who made it just didn't stuff it right and its all floppy. Like the disk. huh okay i will ignore that last comment but then how do you explain the glass sticking out of it?! Stop saying that! He does not! You just say that to anoy me. and it works. spell annoy right if it werent for me your book would have dinning table instead of dining table and many more errors! Liar! And stop giving stuff away. Wow. De ja vu. We said this last time. RANDOMNESS! he he he i wrote the scentence Sam was worried and you kept it! Don't touch the lamp. And I kept it cause it worked. Everything else didn't. yup you didnt even keep my dun dun dun. Dun dun DUH! It was a serious moment and you typed DUN DUN DUN! You need serious medical help. wellat least i didnt walk through the mall talking about danny phantom!! and more like a romantic moment oh yeah the book is called feild trip. Stop giving it away! NO SNEAK PEEKS! Bye, gonna watch some Danny Phantom. EEEEEK! Wow someone freaks out a lot

Okay so as you see Dezy (teeheehee she hates that) is my annoying older (danny*cough*shorter) less mature sister. im just the one that named my hermit crabs Danny and Sam (Danny: creeper) they get along okay and they look like you guys...but unfortounatly they died...

Danny: What??? i dont look like a crab and neither does Sam...and you killed us???

Just shut up or i'll put you in the thermos again. soo the non bolded stuff is me and since Desiree likes making a statement, she is the bolded print. okay more about me

Favorite books: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, and the twlight series

Favorite tv shows: Danny Phantom, Fullmetal Alchmest, Phienas and Ferb, and Fairly odd parents

things i hate: open bedroom doors, pokemon, dirty feet, Justin Beiber...need i go on?

sad news: danny my hermit crab died! wait did i already say that? oh well...Sam the hermit crab died too

Danny: What????? i hope that isnt the future you have planned for me

Me: Now why would i do that to my big brother...hmm its weird that your shorter than me and 2 years older...hey guys guess what?

what this time

Me: Danny still fits in the locker

Danny: shut up!!!

me: hey i dont fit...shortie

Danny: dont call me short!!!!

I feel your pain Danny. She calls me short all the time. Even though I'm two years older than her. Or a year and a half. 0.o Casera is a spaz! Casera is a spaz! Casera is a spaz! hehehehe. She is making miis so she doesn't know I'm doing this. She's gonna flip when she reads this. You all should read my story Field Trip. It's better than her's. Hehehe. Jk. She's a good writer. Gotta go. She's getting suspicious. Dez is out! And i would never eat toast! it is so gross. heehee i should probably shut up right now because i am freaking everyone out. lololololollolololollololol

Hey get off! right now and you are crazed up fruit loop!heehee i have a funny Epic fail list that i wrote myself read it! all of these actually happened to either me or my freinds...we have a movie like high school life...we even break out into songs!!

Epic Fails

Forget to turn the volume off your iPod in school and then it goes off full volume when you turn it on.

Do a ninja move over the railing on a ramp then hitting someone in the face.

(ninja moves again)

Me: hey liz guess what? I can do a ninja move. *slides under a piece of tape

Liz: so? Let me show you a real ninja move *attempts to jump over tape and trips over tape

Me: *laughs * yeah real smooth

Liz: Shut up!

Talking super loud to be heard over a game or concert then have it be suddenly silent and you are still being loud

Going to freak out your sister by making a fake email account but then becoming guilty and Freak out and tell her then your other freind who you were tricking her with is going to be mad at you...wow that was a lot

So the random change in profile name...Eliz and Dezy started calling me Sera and it drove me insane so i just have my real first name (mabey you will never know) you shouldve seen me freak out

Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (golf cart)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

85/100 of these I have done……its sad really isnt it?

What happens when me and Eliz get bored @ school...funny stories we found

A priest, in urgent need to use the bathroom, walks into a local bar. The bar is jumping with loud music and lively conversation, but every few minutes the lights abruptly go off. Every time the lights go off, the bar crowd bursts into loud whoops and applause, but when they see the priest enter the bar, the place becomes absolutely quiet.

The priest walks over to the bartender and asks, "Can you please tell me where your bathroom is?"

"Sure, but I have to tell you, father, there's a statue of a naked woman in it and she?s wearing only a fig leaf."

"No problem, I'll just avert my eyes, then," Said the priest.

The bartender then shows the priest to the far side of the bar where the bathroom is located. After a short while, the priest comes out of the bathroom and the bar crowd pauses only long enough to give him a rousing cheer. Perplexed he goes over to the bartender and asks, I'm puzzled. Why did they cheer for me as I came out of the bathroom just now?"

"Well, father, it's because your curiosity has made you human and likeable, just like us," said the bartender. "May I pour you a drink?"

"No thanks you, but, I'm still puzzled," said the priest.

"You see, father," chuckles the bartender, "every time somebody moves the fig leaf on the naked woman statue, the bar lights go off. Now, what do you say to that drink?"

It was late and Charlie was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things.

He ran back inside right away and called the cops, who asked him "Are there any intruders in your house?" to which Charlie replied no and explained his circumstances. The cops told Charlie that all patrol cars were otherwise occupied, and that he should just lock his door and a uniformed cop would be at his house when one was free.

Charlie answered, "Alright," hung up, waited 30 seconds, and then called the cops again.

"Hello, I just called a short while ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. I want to let you know that they're not a problem anymore because I've just shot every one of them."

Charlie then hung up the phone. In five short minutes, three patrol cars, a SWAT team, and an ambulance arrived, and Of course, the cops caught the burglars in the act.

One of the cops snapped at Charlie: "I thought you said that you shot every one of them!"

"I thought you said there were no patrol cars free!" Charlie answered.

Two years later the man comes back and goes to the same casino. This time he wins money. As he exits the casino, he sees a long line of Taxi drivers.. and at the end is his enemy from two years ago.

Seeing this, the man decides to get his revenge. He goes up to the first Taxi and says: "hey will you give me a blowjob?" the taxi driver says: "no you freak, get out of my car!"

The man then goes on to the next car and says: "hey will you give me a blowjob?" the taxi driver says: "no you maniac, get out of my car!" The man continues to do this all down the line until he reaches the last taxi, and sees his enemy.

The man asks: "how much for a ride to the airport?" Not reconising him the driver replies: "$5" "Okay." says the man and he gets in. Then as he passes the line of other taxis, he sticks his hands out the window and gives them all a big thumbs up.

(Thanks Cameron G)

Dear Mrs. Denner,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Denner are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House-wares to go off at 5-minute intervals

July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in House-wares. Get on it right away."

August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fatal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Once again we cannot tolerate this behaviour in our store.

Regards, Wal-Mart

As Valentines day was approaching, Charlie decided to buy a special gift for his new girlfriend, Ruth. The couple had not been dating for very long, and so Charlie wanted to make sure the gift was just right. Ruth was always complaining about having cold hands, and so Charlie - after careful consideration - decided a good gift would be a nice pair of gloves.

Charlie took his sister with him to buy the gift - he wanted a woman's opinion. They found a nice pair of gloves at the store, and Charlie's sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time. Unfortunately, the sales clerk got the two items mixed up.

Charlie mailed his Valentine's Day gift to Ruth, accompanied by the following note:

I chose this Valentines Day gift as I noticed that you often don't wear any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.

These are a lovely colour. The lady at the store where I bought them showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.

I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in the future. I hope you'll wear them Friday night for me.

Love, Charlie

The Lucky Saucer

In front of a delicatessen, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer, he realized with a start, was a very rare and precious piece of pottery.

He strolled into the store and offered 20 dollars for the cat. "It's not for sale," said the proprietor.

"Look," said the collector, "that cat is dirty and probably half wild, but I'm eccentric. I like cats that way. I'll raise my offer to 100 dollars."

"It's a deal," said the proprietor, and pocketed money on the spot.

"For that sum I'm sure you won't mind throwing in the saucer," said the connoisseur. "The kitten seems so happy drinking from it."

"Nothing doing," said the proprietor firmly. "That's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold 15 cats."

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.

"How was work, dear?" his wife asks.

"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.

"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.

"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! Alright! Is that alright with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? Huh?"

At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.

Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."

Let’s face it – we’ve all had our share of embarrassing moments. Just be thankful that none of them were as humiliating (and hilarious!) as these:

"A mother was taking a shower when her2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!"

"A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."

"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’

An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, "Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?" She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed. The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, "I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments." The cunning guy now yells loudly, "What do you mean by $500?"

QUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. (that’s right don’t ever mess with me!)

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. (Yay me! I'm born on October 11th)

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost

Pasting Section: (NOTE: this has been modified from the original version to fit DannyXSam purposes)

Danny and Sam stood on a balcony alone. Sam was scared but she began asking because she felt she had to know.

"Danny, do I ever cross your mind?"


"Do you like me?"


"Do you want me?"


"Would you cry if I left?"


"Would you live for me?"


"Would you do anything for me?"


"Choose -- Me or your life."

"My life."

Sam, feeling like she wants to cry, begins to run off when suddenly Danny's hand grabbed her wrist. She turns to tell him to let go but then he smirked and spoke.

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."

Sam's eyes widened at this statement and as Danny wraps his arms around her and continues speaking,

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you."

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you."

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left."

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you."

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you."

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Sam starts to grin as she returns the embrace crying from happiness.

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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

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The Scientist by Science Biatch reviews
Jenna was alone and was okay with that, or maybe just used to it. After all, she was a hunter and that's how it worked, you were alone or you were dead. Tony was breaking. After the events in NYC he hadn't been the same. He needed something, but there wasn't a chance he would show it, until one fateful accident would cause these two to cross paths. warning- Mild Suggestive Material
Crossover - Avengers & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,378 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [OC, Iron Man/Tony S.] Hawkeye/Clint B.
Luna Lovegood's Legacy by Berryblair reviews
Luna was an oddball. A lunatic. A weirdo. But when she is accepted to Hogwarts, what is the secret story of her life? The life at Hogwarts before we meet her in the books?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/13
Never By Halves by Gwen's Blue Box reviews
Sherlock, John should have known that much by now, never does anything by halves. When he notices the first signs of an approaching sickness, he, despite his best intentions to keep a closer eye on Sherlock, puts it down to stress and exhaustion. And since Sherlock is very adept at claiming to be fine, John only slowly becomes aware of the severity of Sherlock's illness./Sick!fic
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,952 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Would You Rather by TheSapphireSky reviews
When a new neighbor threatens to distract Molly from helping him, Sherlock decides to court Molly away from him. As he begins to recognize his true feelings for her, his entire scheme threatens to unravel.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,304 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W., Mary M. - Complete
A Season Between by TheWheelWeaves reviews
Set in the time between the end of Holmes and Tyler are dead and the beginning of Sherlock Season 3, a series of one-shots to look in on each of our heroes. A RoseLock crossover between BBC's Sherlock and Doctor Who. Part of the This Rose is Extra series.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Rose T., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost and Found by Superbluestar428 reviews
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Danny F., Sam M.
Second Chances by Florence-in-Silver reviews
Modern continuation of the show. After over one thousand years the figures of legend return and find themselves gravitating toward Albion College on the banks of Lake Avalon, but with no memory of who they truly are. Merlin, having waited so long for Arthur's return, finds out that he has a second chance to help the people around him, to do it right this time.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,370 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Morgana, Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur
Tiny Toddler by HalfafanD reviews
Ember has turned Danny into a toddler, pluse he's also stuck in Phantom form and everyone had just experienced it! Worst of all, it was all a plan of Vlad's to get the perfect son! Can the citizens of Amity Park protect their little hero? {Being Revised}
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Danny F.
Battle Scars by icefire8521 reviews
Danny was protecting another Amity Park citizen from a ghost when his parents capture him and perform an autopsy. Jazz helps him with some problems of his, like his parents. How does he cope with school, and how will he protect Amity Park?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Danny F., Jazz F.
Stuck In Phantom World by MashtonAttack reviews
Jade is OBSESSED with Danny Phantom.. What happens when she gets sucked into his world? Will she ever get out? and will a certain ghost boy help her? and what is worst is that she has to sacrifice something special Rated T just in case
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,710 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Photo Album by chemistea reviews
Annabeth stays at Percy's place, and then accidentally discovers a photo album full of memories. But before that happens, she and Percy waltz with a group of fireflies, babysit for a neighbor, are handcuffed while strolling in Central Park, kiss while water rains down on them, which happens two times, and—wait. Why was Aphrodite spying on them? /Set before TLH. (Revising)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,012 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Mark Of Athena by Blondie B. Happy reviews
"Wisdom's Daughter Walks Alone, The Mark of Athena Burns Through Rome. He Must Let Go and Accept Her Fate, Or the Entire World Shall be at Stake. Flames Will Spread Because of Her Pride, The Giant's Return Will Cause One to Die." And if one is to die, then who will it be? The Giant War has only just begun for the seven half-bloods of prophecy. Complete! Read/Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 123,132 - Reviews: 3336 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Dani Phantom by nycorrall reviews
Dani's life seems to be improving with her best friend, Luna, and new boyfriend, Jake. But new problems begin to arise. Jake is now hazardous to himself and to the entire city, Dan has somehow escaped, and a mysterious new boy begins to trail Dani. She and her brother must now team up to face the greatest challenge if their lives and once again save the world. Danielle Trilogy: 2
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Dani - Complete
Nostalgia by Life In Ivy reviews
Sam fakes her own murder at fourteen. Five years later, in college she finds that her roommate just happens to be a blue-eyed black hair boy.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Danny F., Sam M.
I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Bermuda Love Triangle by dpluver reviews
AU. Danny, Tucker, Sam & Paulina's plane crashes in the Bermuda Triangle, and Danny gets hurt. Why did only they survive? What happens on the deserted island? Everything fun under the sun...romance, loss, and exposed truths. DxS. Finished!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,300 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Danny's Anger Problems by Phanfan925 reviews
After Phantom Planet, Danny's anger makes his ghost instincts take over, giving the GiW an excuse to hunt him. DannyXSam
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Danny F., Sam M.
Checkmate by pearl84 reviews
Vlad forces Danny to leave everything behind in order to save Jazz. But just when the billionaire believes to have won his chess game against his young rival, Danny makes a single unexpected move. Now, it's anyone's game. But is it about winning anymore?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 1,037,915 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Danielle Phantom by nycorrall reviews
No one remembers Danny's big reveal a year after the Disasteroid incident and Danielle is enjoying life. Now, in a new school with two new friends, Dani struggles to remain normal. But, the female hybrid soon begins to develop feelings for Jake and, now, Vlad has somehow returned. Can she keep her loved ones, as well as her secret, safe? Danielle trilogy: part one.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,637 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Dani - Complete
It's Hard To Be a Halfa by dpluver reviews
Something happens to Danny, and now his whole body is messed up. His Fenton and Phantom identities are now jumbled together. Will he survive school? Will his secret be exposed? Chapter 6 is up!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,498 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Danny F.
Ghosts Are Like Onions by dpluver reviews
Maddie finds the ghost boy resting on her roof. Instead of immediately attacking, however, she's interested in hearing what he has to say. Because confronting a ghost punk is always more fun than making dinner for your family. snarky!Danny. Two-shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Valerie's Fall by GhostDog401 reviews
He had saved her... Her worse enemy had saved her life. Why? She didn't know, but she didn't care. She was too busy worry about how for a split second she had been dead, lost, gone... COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Valerie G., Danny F.
Phantom Martyr by Jncera reviews
In the days following Phantom Planet, Danny's life is perfect. But then, as a distraction, Vlad releases Dan Phantom, who kidnaps Sam. Now Danny has to choose: save the world and lose Sam forever, or save HIS world…and die. DxS. Full Summary inside.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,114 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Missing by Tori Stone reviews
"Tucker and Sam...Sam and...and...but...Tucker...missing?" AU no PP
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,078 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Danny Sleeptalks? by ColorLikeWhoa reviews
Its a quiet and peaceful night at the Fentons, and Danny surprises everyone by talking in his sleep. Hilarity ensues. LAST CHAPTER UP WITH; some thank-you's, a CHALLENGE, and randomness. Didn't you hear read me? YOU'VE BEEN CHALLENGED!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Vlad got a cat? by The Silver Radio reviews
After Danny goes missing, Sam and Tucker decide to confront Vlad about it. However, they might just end up with more questions then answers.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Vlad M. - Complete
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The Protegee reviews
Sherlock Holmes leaves for a mysterious 'business' trip. John is called to 221b to watch over a special package.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, OC
The Teenage Life of Arthur Pendragon (and his friends) reviews
So basically This is the story of how Arthurs life is...as a high school student. Better than it looks okay? Just kidding this is Awesome!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Merlin, Arthur