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Joined 07-13-11, id: 3067920, Profile Updated: 05-31-12
Author has written 12 stories for Criminal Minds, Ouran High School Host Club, Numb3rs, and Spartacus: Blood and Sand.

DrinksDeadLizards is not my real name.

For those who are wondering, a 'dead lizard' is a regional term for a raspberry and coke.

This is where I put the stories I won't admit that I wrote to my mother.

Well, except some Criminal Minds fic not rated M, but all my other Criminal Minds Fic will be posted here so eh.

I don't own anything. I make no money from these stories.

I promise to put the characters back when I'm done with them.

My work is also cross-posted to my livejournal under the name of Poet_in_flames

(also not my real name)

just so no-one accuses me of plagiarizing myself.

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Secrets of the Ludis
5 secrets from within the Ludis walls.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Barca, Doctore, Gannicus, Melitta - Complete
From the Gods reviews
Barca thinks about life and Pietros.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Barca, Pietros] - Complete
A Snipers Greatest Strength' and 'The Expected Answers' reviews
Two Charlie/Ian drabbles.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Ian E., Charlie E.
The Agreement reviews
s3 e20 "Lo-Fi" The NYPD tech Lisa Bartelby and Garcia have a little conversation about Morgan
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - P. Garcia - Complete
Aftermath reviews
Morgan's POV Post Revelations Drabble. Derek/Spencer Established relationship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Heartbeat reviews
Mild slash. Morgan/Reid Spencer cares for Derek after the events of 6x01
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Truth of the Matter reviews
Mild Slash. Derek/Spencer. prompt fill Derek thinks Spencer is beautiful.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Lion reviews
Spencer/Derek, established relationship, Slash, PWP. Not for minors. The boys make love, Derek has a gift for Spencer.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Taking Flight reviews
Kink Meme fill. Morgan/Reid Slash not for minors. First time, tattoo. Morgan discovers that Reid has a tattoo. What is it, Where is it and why can't he get the other agent out of his head?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/18/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Touch reviews
They both love it when Derek touches Spencer. Slash, Established Relationship. Reid/Morgan
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Duality reviews
Pre-Anime. Mitsukuni can't sleep because there is something on his mind. Takashi takes care of him. Warning- Slash. Not for minors.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Spencer Reids New Vest reviews
The team come up with a way to ensure that Reid is actually wearing his vest when they are likely to run into trouble
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete