Madam Oakheart
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Joined 07-13-11, id: 3068255, Profile Updated: 10-02-12
Author has written 15 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Uncharted series, Vampire Diaries, Harry Potter, Alice, 2009, Twilight, Sherlock, and Supernatural.

Is it your friend or your BEST friend?

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"


…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring...


Couples I support:

Vampire Diaries-

Klaus/Caroline Rebekah/Stefan

Damon/Elena Klaus/Elena

Damon/Rebekah Tyler/Vikki

Jeremy/Anna Katherine/Stefan

Kol/Damon Elena/Elijah

Black Butler:

Ciel/Sebastian Madam Red/ Undertaker

Bard/Mey-Rin Grell/Sebastian

Ciel/Lizzy Finny/Lizzy

Madam Red/Grell Undertaker/Grell

Eragon:

Eragon/Arya Morzan/Selena

Eragon/Murtaugh Roran/Katrina

Brom/Selena Thorn/Saphira

Lord of the Rings:

Aragorn/Arwen Frodo/Sam

Aragorn/Legolas Legolas/Arwen

Uncharted:

Nate/Flynn Chloe/Flynn

Nate/Chloe Marlow/Sully

Nate/Elena Elena/Flynn

Phantom of the Opera:

Erik/Meg Madam Giry/Erik

Erik/Christine Christine/Raoul

Dragon Age:

Anders/Hawke Alistair/Cousland

Varric/Merill Fenris/Hawke

Robin Hood (BBC):

Marian/Guy Will/Jack(SP?)

Marian/Robin Allan/Marian


TVD Life favorite Outfits:

Niklaus Mikaelson- http://www.polyvore.com/tvd_life/collection?id=1673864


Honesty Is For the Liars

Chapter 1: http://www.polyvore.com/honesty_is_for_liars_chapter/set?id=60173168

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Hero by dragonslayer627 reviews
A "Tomb Raider: A Survivor is Born" story where Alex Weiss lives.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Lara Croft, Alex Weiss - Complete
CROWLEY: Owner's Guide and Manual by LibertineQueen reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of the CROWLEY unit! To get the most out of the snarky King of Hell, read the following instructions.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Crowley - Complete
Even in Death by destinoscelgo reviews
The second installment to Because of You. Elena is handling her transition as well as she can, but will Elijah's guilt push her to go off the deep end? There are two parts to this story. Rated M for Part Two
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 153,314 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Elijah, Elena G.
Table Manners by Hallucifer reviews
Join the Avengers for breakfast! Featuring incredibly important arguments, nice-guy Bruce, Nutella, and Loki's greatest achievement yet. Feel free to send JARVIS your sympathies.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Complete
Tenebrae by Shadowsheartrose15 reviews
Eighteen words, eighteen sentences. Dark!Loki, slighty AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Good In People by lunastars reviews
Caroline becomes fed up with Tyler's jealousy over her friendship with Klaus, soon it leads her right into the arms of Klaus and a new bond is created.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,094 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Love can change an Original by Greenapple284 reviews
Klaus came back in his body but he won't talk to anybody, not even to his siblings. Rebekah, then, goes to fetch a certain blonde who she thinks is the cause and could be the solution of her brother's porblems.Enjoy :D
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,296 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Of Vervain And Brownies by LittleNapoleon reviews
One-shot. Alaric wants to show Damon a new vampire hunting weapon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Alaric S., Damon S. - Complete
Disney Films and Desperation by catniphawthorne reviews
'How can you not have seen it? You're lucky I've got it upstairs' And off she went, leaving Klaus to wish he hadn't said anything. *klaroline fluff*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Of Bears and Hybrids by klarolineepiclove reviews
A Klaroline drabble: In which Caroline's more human tendancies get the better of her. Klaroline, a smidge of Stebekah, mention of Delena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
A Tale Of two Drunks by Hellsleprechaun reviews
Kol and Stefan both seem to have disappeared, the boarding house has been trashed and all the alcohol is gone. This is not a good day for Damon. He, Elijah, Klaus and Rebekah have to try and work out what has happened to their respective brothers, while a very drunk Kol and Stefan are wandering freely around Mystic Falls.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Kol M., Stefan S. - Complete
There is a Light That Never Goes Out by EvilBad reviews
Sadie Hawke is lost in an accident and assumed dead. Anders, her lover, grieves her loss, but Fenris refuses to believe she's gone for good. Just a little Hawke/Anders, mostly focusing on Fenris and his unrequited love for F!Hawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,319 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Flynn's Travelling Boredom by Xx.Triple A.xX reviews
Sort of a songfic for "The Once-ler's Travelling Madness." Flynn and Drake get lost while looking for a castle they'll never admit it and Flynn gets bored. What Nate doesn't know is that Flynn has a guitar. Here be crack. Ye be warned!
Uncharted series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - H. Flynn, Nathan D. - Complete
A Gentleman Is Simply A Patient Wolf by simply-aly reviews
Post-3.09 Can a wolf court a human? Elena's about to find out. After hearing howling outside during the night, Elena finally meets Klaus in wolf form and the two begin an unusual and unique courtship. Part 2 of 2 up.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Klaus, Elena G. - Complete
It's Candy Mountain, Sully! by LadyAsfaloth reviews
Nate and Elena drag Sully along on their next adventure, which turns out to be a little different than Sully had in mind. Parody of Charlie the Unicorn.
Uncharted series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - V. Sullivan - Complete
Dark Roots: Stefan's Loves by Corinne Tate reviews
He drinks human blood and she's a vegetarian human. He's ancient and she's facing a death sentence. He takes her captive and she enthralls him. Find out about the Romanian vamps and the human they would die to save. Dark, epic romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 202,488 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Stefan, Vladimir - Complete
Roses and Stone by Josie Lange reviews
Alistair grieves for his lost love Selwyn Cousland, who sacrificed herself atop Fort Drakon to save Ferelden. A Cheeky Monkeys challenge. Complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Opposites by Z-Raid reviews
He was the insane demon god of madness. She was a small girl of courage. He shouldn't be interested in her, but he was. And that's when it all spiraled down hill. Crack pairing! AsuraXMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Asura, Maka A.
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Angels Sin Too reviews
She loved him with every bone in her body, Gabriel was her life. Well except for their son, best friend, and father figure. But that didn't matter now because now she had to get her boy back. Gabriel/OC Main Characters: Gabriel, Balthazar, Crowley, and Lucifer Includes: Dean, Sam, and Bobby
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Gabriel, Crowley, Balthazar
Love Desire Need reviews
A one-shot adorable Gabifer fanfiction. (I noticed the lack of them.) Gabe/Lucifer Angelcest! You get the idea just some nice romantic smut.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Lucifer, Gabriel - Complete
Two Words reviews
Sherlocks reation to John's speach at his grave stone. It had more of an impact then most people thought. Very light Johnlock. T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Always and Forever reviews
You don't know what we suffered. What Stefan lost or what I gained but I'm going to tell you. We lost a kingdom and I gained my mate. Take a walk with me and let me explain just what we did because I assure you us Romanians don't back down from a fight. Especially when it's from the Volturi. Vladimir/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Vladimir, Stefan
Behind the Mask reviews
Natalie a broken down young woman begins her new life at the opera house. The phantom takes a special notice in her and her close relationship with Madam Giry. Before they know it they're friends then something more. Until Christine shows up and ruins everything. Erik/OC T- for language and mild SC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,569 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Erik - Complete
Hats, Hair, and Home reviews
What happened after Hatter showed up at her door. Why'd he leave Wonderland? A little bit of fluff for Alice and hatter. K just to be on the safe side. One-Shot. R&R!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
One Word reviews
A SongFic extra for my story Ace of Queens. Klaus finally losses it when his humanity comes back and he finds comfort in a moment with his love and a certain song. Klaus/OC One-Shot
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Klaus - Complete
Beast reviews
"And just what am I going to say to her? Hi this crazy werewolf half-blood who is friends with Sirius Black and James Potter, who did you know are blood-traitors, really wants to suck your face! So how are you today, Alex? Good? That's nice." I growled at Lily in frustration. "She's a pureblood Malfoy, I'm not, I'm forfeit." Remus/OC T for language and mild adult content
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Remus L., OC
Always A Price reviews
Remus' account on the death of James and Lily and his girlfriend Marian. Tragedy Fic. Remus/OC T Rated for Heavy Language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Remus L., OC - Complete
A Brief Silence reviews
What if Klaus had actually died when Alaric staked him. This his funeral and the funeral of everyone else descended of his blood line. This is Elena's speech for the dead. Warning Death Fiction. Klena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Elena G., Klaus - Complete
Haunted reviews
A short story on Nate and Chloe reuniting over the song Haunted by Taylor Swift. Nate/Chloe
Uncharted series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Chloe F., Nathan D. - Complete
Hello Love, Harry Speaking reviews
SLASH Harry and Nate were in love that much anyone could see. Then this guy named Lazarevic showed up and smashed them apart. He's dead now and so's Harry at least that's what Nate believes until he gets a call saying a Mr. Harry Flynn wishes to see him.
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Nathan D., H. Flynn
Villain reviews
Harry Flynn lived after the grenade blast and stayed in a villiage with Elena. Little did he know that she would except the villain he was. Harry/Elena ONESHOT
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - H. Flynn, Elena F. - Complete
Uncharted: Sic Parvis Magna reviews
Sully has a daughter. She had a lasting relationship with Nate but he blew it. She found she love Talbot more than she ever loved Nate. Marlowe is ready to use this against everyone. And Cara hungers for love and revenge. Talbot/OC/Nate
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Nathan D., Talbot
Flynn's Death reviews
This is the account of what really happened to Harry Flynn at is death scene. It is not what you would call happy but for them in would do. Harry/OC T for language
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - H. Flynn - Complete