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2. READ THIS STORY
3. TRYING TO BE NORMAL
4. IT'S A GR8 STORY TRUST ME

WELL IT LOOKS LIKE I'M OFFICIALLY OFF MY HIATUS

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ALL THOSE STORIES DOWN THERE, THOSE LISTS I HAVE
THEY'LL ALL BE GONE GONE GONE
BECAUSE I'M IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A WEBSITE... SORTA
I DUNNO IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
SHOULD BE COMPLETED SOON, AND IT'LL BE PRETTYFUL

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BARBIE'S UPDATES

Today is September 19, 2014.

Words of wisdom: When I finish Challenge: The Case of the 100 Short Stories I'm still gonna write short stories. Except they'll be published outside of a larger collection. Which will really bump up my story total.

I'm scared about that day.

Ahhh,
Barbie

PS: people make me mad in general

Completed Stories

And there were no merrmaids : An H2O fanfic. Itz rly gud, trusst me??!11

Bad Poems : I'm not quite sure if that's what I'm going to call it, but... yeah. A bunch of haikus I made for Les Mis. Warning: THESE ARE TERRIBLE. Setting this to Complete even though I may update it every so often.

Because Caskets are Overrated : Oops guys get your tissues ready

blue, and all the shades it comes in : NAKAMORI AOKO IS DOWNRIGHT FURIOUS

Colouring in the Darkness : Four poems and a short story that I wrote a while ago for a school project.

don't shut the window it's too cold : Not much to say about this, except that I wrote the first part of it during Spanish class. Yeah. And I guess it's supposed to be confusing, because that's what real life is all about.

dusk dot dot dot daybreak ((and everything in between)) : day by minutes, how much is too much? ps: there's only ever one star to count

Haunted : After Christine leaves Erik, he abandons the opera house and heads to a small town a little ways off of Boscherville. This is the first of a small collection of stories.

Inamorata : Aoko has a new favorite word. But what does it mean...?

Intervals of One : I'm pretty sure I'm done with this one. I wrote this a while ago, but figured you guys deserved something. Kaito dies, and everybody thinks about what this means now and try to deal with it in their own way.

In Which Javert Hears Some Unsavory News : Please don't read this one.

Living and Changing : A short little poem about a man who was born different than others and eventually learned how to become more human. Very different than what I usually write (in my opinion, at least).

Makoto's Unfortunate Pregnancy : Supposedly a crack!fic. Deals with the feud between McDonald's and Burger King, and whether or not KID works at McDonald's. Based off the episodes 746 and 747, but trust me it's completely different heheh

Moonlit Meeting : It's night, and Kaito is given the Apoptoxin. An unsuspecting teen in the wrong place at the wrong time finds him as he shrinks and is determined to help him. It's just a shame that so many secrets had to be revealed at once...

never leave me : jude finaly found someon whom will nev er laeve ihm (("bad!fic"))

Not Enough : Written for a school project. Reflects upon what would happen if Aoko was killed by the Organization, and how the Inspector would react.

Orchid : A conversation between Haibara and Conan about a pretty flower. Inspiration goes to Ritzen's masterpiece, "Untitled".

Pandora : Kaitou Kid has finally found Pandora.

Pencil : A conversation between Akako and Aoko about a pencil. Inspiration goes to, yet again, Ritzen, for her wonderful story, "Untitled".

Prententious Game : Kaito is in love with Aoko, but by passing up too many chances to tell her how he feels, ends up missing the chance altogether. (Based off a cute flash game called "Prententious Game")

The Beikan Bacon : Basically a parody of the Ice Bucket Challenge, in that you have to write a story about Conan eating bacon for breakfast.

The Ice Bucket Challenge : Ran nominated Conan for the Ice Bucket Challenge, who then nominated other people for the Ice Bucket Challenge. In the end it's a birthday story though.

The Mustache : Because every dad has one, and Kaito just wants to fit in.

The Shadow-Man : Rumor has it that whoever approaches the Shadow-Man will be struck dead by dawn.

Tick, Tock Fate was up to something today.

tonight they rest : Supposed to be sad. Not really, though, but who cares, in all honesty?

Vivre est Mort : Erik kills himself, but due to strange circumstances, winds up as Christine's son, Charles.

What If? : What would happen? //A Poem and a Short Story//

Yeux Sur Le Visage : A few silly stories I came up with on my free time.

Stories I'm Thinking About

The Grand Adventure : The cast of Magic Kaito and Detective Conan travel back in time to 1882 Paris.

I Saw Her Standing There : An alternate universe story in which Aoko is a zombie and Kaito, a human, falls in love with her. (Based off a cute flash game called "I Saw Her Standing There")

Challenge! The Case of the 100 Short Stories (Special Edition) : It's a surprise so I won't give it away. Read Challenge! The Case of the 100 Short Stories to find out (shameless self-advertising)!

Similar Opposites : A short story where Ran and Yukiko go shopping and wind up meeting Chikage and Aoko.

One Eventful Day : The title explains it all - it is, truly, one eventful day. My goal is to write 100,000 words in one single chapter.

Another Eventful Day : A spoof off of "One Eventful Day" (Probably will be written first). Like "One Eventful Day", it will have 100,000 words in one chapter.

Stars : A songfic which combines Les Mis with Magic Kaito. As you might have guessed, the song used will be "Stars". Guess who the story will be centered around!

Snake : Snake is betrayed by the Organization and ends up with a small problem.

Challenge! The Case of the 100 Short Stories : YES, I know I'm already working on this. This small section is for my own sanity so that I can get my ideas for future chapters written down before I forget. Future chapter titles (that's all I'm going to write, so don't think I'm spoiling anything): "Quick Sand", "Funeral", "Reunion", "Contact Lenses" etc.

The Genre Challenge : Made up of 21 separate stories with ten chapters in total. This is going to be a lot of work. I'll begin it after I finish Challenge! The Case of the 100 Short Stories. This idea came to me when I was thinking about that story, and I decided that it would be so awesome to have at least ten stories of each genre under my belt. My goal is to start this story by the New Year of 2013 and end by the New Year of 2014. Give me support so that I can do this, okay?

Confidential : Some sort of AU, where there is a sudden draft and Kuroba and Kudo end up in the army. A few strange twists later and they're working together to bring down the Black Organization.

Comatose, At Least : Toichi is still alive, nine years after the incident. He is in a coma, and is being treated in a hospital secretly. When he wakes up, Kaito finds out, and together they decide that Toichi must take on a new persona so as to not attract the attention of Snake. This alias just so happens to be Kaito's cousin, "Kuroba Yuto", and also just so happens to be the new transfer student at Ekoda High School...

Murder Suspect, Kuroba Kaito : Kaito is suspected of murder. Due to the fact that it occurs during a Kid heist, he has no alibi, and so Aoko convinces him (quite forcefully) to enlist the help of Mouri Kogoro to clear his name.

Pajama Kaito : Pajama Sam / Magic Kaitou crossover.

The Devil Wears Tweed : Something about Hakuba. Companion to The Devil Wears Silk.

The Devil Wears Silk : Something about Kaito. Companion to The Devil Wears Tweed.

Gavroche Never Dies : I don't think you understand what I'm saying. Gavroche never dies.

Stories in the Works

Challenge! The Case of the 100 Short Stories : Umm, I'll just choose one of the above ideas, I guess. Updated every weekday. 36% done.

Masque Temps : I'll get around to this one later... HIATUS. ?% Done.

Spooked : Sequel to "Haunted". Details what happens to Clarice and Erik after his surgery. Should be started in the near future. I am looking at a regular schedule for this one; how about every Monday? STORYLINE IS FINALLY FINISHED!! 0% Done

Small Problems, Little Secrets : After witnessing Kaitou Kid being held at gunpoint by Snake, Aoko's life falls into disrepair, and when her substitute teacher gets pulled into the mess, everything takes a turn for the worse. Updated every Friday, unless otherwise noted. ?% Done.

Kaitou Kid 1412 Fanclub Chat Room : I would like to tell you that this story isn't made of cliches and bad plots, but... well to be honest this is my sad attempt at romance. Very sad, really. Any proof you need to support that idea is right there, in big, bold letters - "Kaitou Kid 1412 Fanclub Chat Room". Any story with that title is bound to be horrible. Wish me luck on my terrifying quest! ?% Done.

Mr Monkey and the Banana Tree of Life : Adrian, a monkey, must team up with his assistant Natalie Tiger, deceased assistant Sharona Lemming, Captain Leland Turtlemeyer, and Lieutenant Randy Fisher in a quest to find the legendary Banana Tree of Life. ?% Done.

The Sandman : Um, not really sure where I'm going with this one. There's this guy called the Sandman and he's making people disappear. There's going to be this epic scene at the end, perhaps. I'm not sure if I want to use that scene for this story or for "Confidential". It could work either way but I'd rather it go towards "Confidential". Not sure how long this is going to be, but it's probably going to be pretty lengthy. Maybe over 60 chapters. Maybe. Depends how much I care and how much plot I can come up with. ?% Done.

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees : I'm looking at updating this every Monday. Um. Aoko gets upset about being so poor while always seeing these reeeeeeeal nice houses everywhere. It only takes one gold statue to push her to the edge, though. ?% Done.

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