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Joined 07-13-11, id: 3068691, Profile Updated: 04-02-16
Author has written 6 stories for Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy VIII, and Final Fantasy XIII.

My Quote #1: I'm a fan and this is my fiction, hopefully you'll like it too.

My Quote #2: Salutations! If you consider yourself Norman Lear, then I'll be Tom Wolfe any day.*

I'm a woman who greatly enjoys the Legend of Zelda franchise. Some of my friends would refer to me as a major Zelda junkie (or Link junkie rather). I love the series and have been a fan since I was 5 years old. Ocarina of Time is one of my favorites simply because of the character Saria. Saria is simple and complex like a single celled organism. I believe this character is horribly underrated.

I'm an ER registered nurse who resides in southern California and am currently in graduate school. I love to surf, bike ride, read, and play LoZ. I'm also a P90X drone, and I'm a forever optimist. I will always find the positive in life. 4/12/2013- I got married! 1/15/2016- My father passed away. RIP daddy, I love you.

I'm a hardcore scientist who believes in God (that's almost sacrilege in some circles lol). I believe science points to a Creator, not to a chance happening at 10 to the 110th power, which is well beyond the realm of possibility (10 to the 50th power is considered the realm of impossibility; that's mathematical logic). If you don't believe me, research it yourself lol (which you should always do anyway, prove things to yourself). I'm a physics and chemistry nerd. No, seriously I am. Some say science and faith don't mix, I say look a little deeper. As such, I'm not an English major so grammar is not my strong suit. If you are looking for perfection, you won't find it here. I don't BETA read, only because I don't feel I have a sufficient skill set to do so lol. However, if you need encouragement or a friendly ear, don't hesitate to PM me. I am very approachable and will offer you advice if you need it.

To Those of You Who Dislike My Stories lol: If you like it fine, if you don't that's fine as well. Take it, or leave it. That's all, I won't pander to you. Rita Moreno- "I won't die if you don't like me." This is just a friendly reminder to those who make silly accusations or comments. Seriously, get a life lol. I don't have time for trolls or idiots, you will be blocked. If you have any questions feel free to PM me.

2/27/2012- "Closure" is my first fan fiction. The grammar is awful, it needs reediting.

3/11/2012 & 4/26/2013- "The Girl with the Green Hair," is an action/mystery/romance story. The rewrite on this story is completed. The characterization of Saria is different, I don't portray her as the fun loving sage she is in the game OoT, however, I tried to keep her true to her spirit. If you are looking for an action story laced with romance I highly recommend this one. There will be a sequel to this one.

9/15/2015- "How Zelda Got Her Groove Back," is being reedited. The story is an adventure/romance story, but there are mystery elements to it. The characters are older and they are flawed, so if you are looking for perfect altruistic versions of Link and Zelda yo won't find that here.

1/2013-9/3/2015 The Ambivalent Hero- This is the prequel to "How Zelda Got Her Groove Back," this story is primarily from the viewpoint of Link. This does not stringently follow canon.

Random Thoughts: Paul Dirac is the man- he was a scientist who developed the conceptual idea of the Dirac Sea. A Dirac Sea is an inverted plane of space and time used to explain the complex idea of Multiverse Theory, however it's only a theory.

*Norman Lear is a literary author who hates and despises Tom Wolfe, an investigative reporter turned novelist. Lear states that Wolfe isn't a true novelist because he pounds the pavement and writes things that everyday people can understand (the ignorant 'masses'). Wolfe rejected the snobbery of the literary intellectual elite and wrote books from his research and daily interactions with people. Like I said before I'll be Tom Wolfe any day.

"My Curse," by Killswitch Engage... I love this song. There will always be a chapter inspired by this song in one of my stories. The beginning guitar rift is the most beautiful sound in the world.

A few shout outs: Check out the stories "Visions" by OdnetninAdlez and "In a Timeless World" by Summer Wonderland. Note worthy authors to keep in mind: Pip-Indigo, Carnivorous Muffin, Mslady17, Henslight, TheKiro, Joseph Kuo's Madness, and Raynre Valence-Sage of Time. These are all great writers from the LoZ universe and beyond.

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The Ranger's Journal by DavidRanger
A man leaves his country, sick of the rulership there. He finds a new adventure in Hyrule, and falls for Zelda. Will she love him in return?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 6/30 - Zelda, OC
Stuck On You by Imagination's Keyboard reviews
The only reason he didn't kill me was because we were stuck with each other. Literally. But there could only be one victor, and I knew it was only a matter of time. CatoxOC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 6/30/2014
LOL by TheMoonclaw reviews
A humorous look at some scenes from the Legend of Zelda games.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 22,200 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 2/7/2012
The Legend of Zelda: Paradise Calling by Raynre Valence - Sage of Time reviews
(Book 1) Link rescues Malon from bandits, but after seven years apart she doesn't recognize him. He learns that Ingo has taken over Lon Lon Ranch and is driving the ranch to ruin. To save his old friend, Link must restore hope to a disheartened Malon and vows to return the ranch to her control. A closer look at the relationship between a simple farmgirl and the green-clad hero.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,414 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/21/2004 - [Malon, Link] Ingo, Navi
Birth of the Fourth Goddess by alwaysingirl reviews
Leah makes a promise to a dying woman to take care of her son, not knowing that he is the future Hero of Time. But as she begins her journey with him, she realizes something about herself she never would have believed...Prequel to Fourth Goddess Link X OC
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 160,021 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Link, OC
Reign by dannielovessora reviews
"We'll probably end up divorced. I'll end up being 'Zelda, the divorcee,' instead of 'Zelda, the Queen.' I am a monarch, we don't get divorced. We just have little discreet affairs and pretend we love each other." AU. Reasons Why It Sucks to Be a Monarch. "No queen deserves someone so repugnant, so foul." Four-shot. Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Method to the Madness by A Shadow's Lament reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. With murders and beasts running amok in Hyrule, its Queen cannot help but wonder who the mysterious killer is and what they seekā€¦ Post TP with OoT concepts thrown in. Rated T. DISCONTINUED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,616 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Link, Zelda
Once Upon A Cliche by Forest Girl Kaz reviews
Writing becomes more difficult than Link ever imagined as everyone wants their say about what a good story should be made up of.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Link, Saria - Complete
Requiem of a lost Soul by TheKiro reviews
She was nothing more than a lonely child. He was nothing more than a mere shadow. But their paths crossed and glowing green clashed with bloody black. Who would have expected, to find a lost soul in the depths of a cold hearted shadow? Saria/Dark Link
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,986 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Saria, Dark Link - Complete
What is a B Button? by nebulakid reviews
Navi gives Link some advice that is more useless than usual...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Link, Navi - Complete
Why Link Will Probably Remain Single Forever by Foundations of Stone reviews
A series of one-shots containing absolutely ridiculous scenarios telling us why Link will never actually get the girl. Warning: strange humor, and potential violence in future chapters.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Link
Everyone Dies by Knight of Wings reviews
Everyone dies. You can either live in the forest safe and sound till the end of time, at which point of time you will die. Or you can go and travel with Link and grow up. LinkxSaria
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,960 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Link, Saria
Visions by OdnetninAdlez reviews
Princess Zelda has been telling her father that Ganondorf is not to be trusted, yet he doesn't seem to listen. But when Ganondorf finally invades, Zelda must work fast in order to save Hyrule. Retelling of Zelda's life after she flees the castle.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 58,726 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sheik, Zelda - Complete
Legend of Zelda: A Link from the Past by Running Ninja reviews
Link has been kicked out of every inn in Castle Town and Kakariko for screaming himself awake. But Zelda hatches a plan and sends him 7 years into the future, to his future self, a lonely bachelor. Surely two Links can sort out their problems...right?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,641 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Link - Complete
A World Just for Us by Rhetorical Girl reviews
Rather than being raised in the Kokiri forest, the children live in a 20th century orphanage. Being unable to speak, Link only has one companion in this place; Saria. They must perservere to survive in this unforgiving world, or lose their minds trying.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Link, Saria
Ocarina of Time: How It Should Have Gone Down by MsBBSue reviews
This is in script format, I know... Anyway, I am in no way trying to slander Legend of Zelda, this is simply a parody. Warning: Parts of this make sexual reference, not too bad, but I don't think children should be reading it... there are also swears.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,982 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Link - Complete
The Hero's Past by Novagon reviews
In the TP universe, Link learns the final hidden technique from the Hero's Shade, and learns a secret of his ancestors...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Link, Saria - Complete
The First Flight by Ebil Chameleon reviews
Pipit and Link have their first face-to-face meeting when Link calls for this Loftwing for the first time. -oneshot-
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Pipit, Link - Complete
The Last Sheikah by Kiba Wolf reviews
It's a story lost in obscurity. The untold legend that guided the fates of many, without ever letting them know he'd been there. A what-if story centered around the origins of Sheik. Spoilers for OoT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,769 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sheik, Zelda - Complete
The Oracle of the Desert by mslady17 reviews
Hyrule thought the Gerudo were an extinct race, that is until Ramla, a Gerudo priestess, comes to Hyrule with a warning. Once in Hyrule, her world gets turned upside down.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Zelda, Ganondorf
How Link met Saria by Pip-Indigo-13 reviews
My version of how Link met Saria. I know, I know, the title stinks. I put a lot of work into to this, being very strict about grammar errors, etc. Reviews are always welcome. I encourage critiques!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Link, Saria - Complete
As the Sun Sets on Mushroom Clouds by Rhino7 reviews
Like a building, a relationship like theirs takes years to build. And just like a building, it only takes one moment to cause it all to come tumbling down. A fire, a bomb, a tidal wave. Or, in Leon and Tifa's case, a deal, a lie, and Rinoa.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,201 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Tifa, Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Always With Me by Shebu reviews
Losing a loved one is hard, harder than you could ever imagine. Link tries to figure out what to do with his grief and depression when someone dear passes away. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Link, Saria - Complete
Dereliction by Shadowmistress13 reviews
The violent murder of Queen Zelda devastates Hyrule; terrorizing its citizens and bringing its Hero to despair. But is Zelda dead? Post TP Zelink Rated T for Blood and Language
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,684 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Zelda, Link
A Peck of Gold by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Link has left Hyrule and in his place Saria finds a forgotten shadow.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2011 - [Dark Link, Saria] - Complete
In a Timeless World by Summer Wonderland reviews
Jealousy and revenge are powers fueled by negativity, yet, they manage to corrupt even the kindest of hearts in a purely harmonic world. As the tide begins to turn, see how well three heroes fair in a battle of emotion. AdultSarink, please R&R.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Link, Saria
His Chosen Land by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Ganondorf has always loved Hyrule. She has never reciprocated his love. Unrequited!Ganondorf/Hyrule; AND IT'S NOT A WEIRD PAIRING ONESHOT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Ganondorf - Complete
Lies of Reflected Glass by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
They sent him back into a time that no longer existed, and in the face of death he finds that he has outgrown Eden.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2010 - [Link, Saria] - Complete
My Hero by Alice-n-Edna reviews
Link came back to the forest to visit an old friend, but Saria knows he won't stay for long. Can she tell him what she wants to tell him? Or will it be too late? Twoshot, Link/Saria!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Link, Saria - Complete
The Ten Commandments of Writing Zelda Fiction by Davin Sunrider reviews
Obey them, lest ye be consider'd a n00b.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
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How Zelda Got Her Groove Back reviews
Seven years after the events of Twilight Princess, Zelda is now queen. However, there are still unsettled matters regarding herself, the Hero of Twilight, and Queen Midna. Zelda embarks on a journey to right the wrongs of the past with the help of an old friend. T-16 for language, action, and adult situations. THIS IS THE REEDIT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 462,030 - Reviews: 2500 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Link, Zelda
The Ambivalent Hero reviews
The Hero of Twilight comes to Hyrule as a mighty conqueror. He is a savior in the eyes of the people. However, as a man, he is riddled with doubts, personal inequities, and fears. He deals with his own inner demons while at the same time protecting the land he loves. This is the prequel to 'How Zelda Got Her Groove Back.' This does not stringently follow canon. Rated T-16.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 694,715 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Aniraco Requiem reviews
A series of strange events is terrifying the citizens of Hyrule Castle Town, leaving some of its residents dead. A deranged serial killer is walking in the people's midst and no one knows how to stop him. The Hero of Time is summoned to find and destroy this master of mayhem, but what Hyrule's unassuming white knight finds is a horrible revelation about those around him. T-16.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Link, Dark Link
The Girl with the Green Hair reviews
Link is contemplating marriage, but has second thoughts due to his clashes with the royal family and the secrets they posses. Things get more complicated when a mysterious woman comes into his life that reminds him of his beloved childhood friend Saria. Rated T for language, action, and adult situations. This does not stringently follow canon. REWRITE COMPLETE 4/26/2013.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 240,028 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Link, Saria - Complete
Final Fantasy at the Maury Povich Show reviews
This is a satirical look at Final Fantasy and America's guilty pleasure The Maury Povich Show. It only mentions two crossovers, but there are several characters from different games. It is written in play format and contains crass humor so it's rated T.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Snow
Closure reviews
Saria has some unresolved issues she'd like to discuss with Link ten years after the remnants of Ganon are lost from the world of Hyrule. Rated T for suggestive situations and mild language. THIS STORY IS GOING TO GO THROUGH A MAJOR REEDIT AT A LATER DATE.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,876 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Saria, Link - Complete
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