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Joined 12-08-02, id: 306870
Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Terminator, Carnivàle, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Alias, Superman, House, M.D., and West Wing.
I write stuff. It may or may not be good.
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In the Region of Ice by allthingsholy reviews
Cuddyfic. 'Her knee grazes his hip. She shivers. 'It’s freezing,' she says.'
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Second Crossing by Luc Court reviews
Set preepisode 9. A series of vignettes in the military, and a spoon. Rated for minor language. Minor spoilers. Finished.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
All The Things by Kat1 reviews
Sydney deals with the emotional aftermath of "Almost Thirty Years"
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/25/2002
A Game of Chess by Altariel reviews
Faramir, Éowyn after the fairy-tale wedding. Mithril Awards - Winner, Voters' Choice, Best Het.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,994 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/9/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Faramir, Eowyn
Family Portrait by FernWithy reviews
When Anakin is fourteen, he, Obi-Wan, and Siri are sent on an undercover mission together on a world that hates Jedi.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,512 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 4/3/2002
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Five Things Jed Bartlet Learned reviews
Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Jed B. - Complete
Stage Five reviews
Five years ago, House managed to convince Wilson to put up a poster of Rebel Without A Cause in his office, across from the desk, so that Wilson would see it every day.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/24/2010 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Themes in the Key of B reviews
Bruce Wayne ficlets for the 30gens community on LJ.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,495 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 10/18/2005
Things To Do Before You Die reviews
In which Wilson turns thirtyeight and a half, thinks about kittens, and doesn't have a midlife crisis. But not necessarily in that order. Slash
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Simple Things reviews
She could lie to him, tell him it was about the baby, tell him it was because they'd fallen madly in love, tell him that they aren't sleeping together at all. But it's really all so much simpler than that. WilsonCuddy
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2007 - J. Wilson, L. Cuddy - Complete
The Beginnings of All Things Are Small reviews
When Dick Grayson sees Wayne Manor for the first time, he thinks that it looks like it could eat him.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Dr House and the Not Bad, Pretty Good Day reviews
In which House skips out on clinic duty, insults his fellows, hides from Cuddy, and steals Wilson's Jello.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/28/2006 - G. House - Complete
Silent Sigh reviews
Wilson, autumn, melancholy, and House. Slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/29/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
You Gotta Go There To Come Back reviews
Superman travels to Krypton.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Love Will Come Through reviews
In which Lois falls in and out of love. Post Superman Returns.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Asleep In The Back reviews
Roy waits. Premovie, post series gen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
The Winter of Our Discontent reviews
But she is still not ready to make a decision, to take the first step, and sometimes, when she looks at him, all she feels is the chilly touch of winter. RoyxRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Switching Off reviews
Thirty years after episode 51, a funeral. Does not take the movie into account.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2005
From The Distance Of Passing Cars reviews
He never tells Irina that he doesn't love her, because he doesn't like lying when he can help it and he doesn't think she'd believe him anyway.
Alias - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Irina D., Jack B.
Annus reviews
Bruce, Gotham and the four seasons. Sort of post movie.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Everything In It's Right Place reviews
There are things you don't dwell on while dead, and Roy is one of them. Spoilers for episode 25.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Roy M., Maes H.
In Dreams reviews
Sofie still dreams of the carnival.
Carnivàle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2005
Running to Stand Still reviews
How do you outrun your own fate?
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2005
Walk On reviews
Ed and Al, afterward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
maps reviews
Seska cleans Hughes' office. Spoilers for episode 25.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2004
Sad Song reviews
Roy post-chapter 16. Spoilers, obviously.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/11/2004
Maybe Tomorrow reviews
It glows brighter here than it does in New York. Rockstar!AU set in Tokyo. HughesxRoy. Gratuitous in the best sense of the word. Or the worst. Depending on who you are.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Maes H., Roy M.
Dirt reviews
Roy, Hughes, rain. PostIshbal.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Masters of War reviews
Two hundred days in Ishbal. Hughes x Roy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Roy M., Maes H.
Dissonance reviews
Remus is obsessed with his scars. Sirius doesn't get it. SiriusxRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Don't Steal Our Sun reviews
SiriusRemus. Just a hot, summer, MWPP day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Parentheses reviews
SiriusRemus, post OotP "You’re dead," the man says with some confusion. "Surely you knew that."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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