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hey everyone!!! i really dont know what you guys would want to learn about me but i will say it anyways, i enjoy fanfics because i have no life and have nothing better to do, i usually read harry potter and percabeth fanfics and in harrry potter i will read mostly any pairings except snape/anyone and girl pairings, other then that i will try anything but my favorite are ginny/harry and rose w./scorpius m. Now i usually hate everything that everyone puts up on there profile where youre supposed to past it on your profile but i posted all of the following because i deeply believe in all of this. now if you hate them almost as much as me you can just scroll down to the bottem and never read it but if you do then maybe it will help you be more aware of a few things!!!

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, LilyScorpius, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver

If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Remeber I DID NOT write this, it is from someone else, but please, pick the right choice

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

True Poem Bout Actual Child Abuse

Her dad waz a drunk

Her mom waz an addict

Her parents kept her

locked in an attic

Her only friend waz a little toy bear

It waz old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She alwayz talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be in such a terrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And she softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking, "God, why?

Why iz my life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little girl

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child waz hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It waz sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest

"You deserve to die you worthless pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed for her bear

And started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything waz az quiet az a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened the door

To find the sad little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms.

If you disapprove of child abuse, put this on your profile.

"I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen."

"When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire."

"Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."

"A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again."

"Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your emails."

He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'"

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you."

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds but that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Witch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!!

"I will not make any jokes about LUPIN and 'his time of the month'."

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! HECK YEAH!

Percy Jackson Oath

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes after me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride'
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachael
Whenever I see a limo pass by my car
Yes I promise to love PJO
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the PJO lovers know!

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a woman bald but they don't know she has cancer .Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.I bet 95%of you won't do it

That is soo sad :(
After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
Repost this if your against bullying

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Travel To the Past The Lightning Thief by CherryPop0120 reviews
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Jackson's Chase by Agent Astro Zombie reviews
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Harry Potter and the Bother of Year 7 by 16th-of-a-twigg reviews
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Showerlude by Ladii Emelia reviews
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Jelly Filled Guilt by Unwritten Whispers reviews
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Sugar Quills by Read Me And Weep reviews
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A Veritable Fantasy by EffervescentAngel reviews
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The Relationship Game by livelovewrite127 reviews
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Tonight by sordina reviews
Ginny never finished giving Harry his birthday present...This is a one-shot that takes place between chapters 7 and 8 of The Deathly Hallows. Based on the song "Tonight" by Lykke Li. Oneshot, canon, Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by WriterInDress reviews
Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Jealousy Game by livelovewrite127 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are two people who are both in love...with other people. So in an attempt to win over the people they love, they decide to work together and make them jealous. Can they do it without falling in love with each other? Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,093 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Still Here by Vivere La Vita reviews
She loved him-but never spoke up about it. And now-he's still here-but on a wedding invite next to the oh-so-perfect Lily Potter. RW/SM/LP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
It's Not Incest, It's Masturbation by PerplexingParadox reviews
Harry stumbles across something that he really did NOT intend to see. Luckily for him, the twins have a perfectly reasonable explanation for him. Lemon PWP One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
We All Grow Up, Even Percabeth by HAWTgeek reviews
we all know that teenage romances never last forever. Percabeth isn't any different. they break up like most couples, have half-bloods of their own, and move on with their lives.they gave up on each other a long time ago, but Aphrodite has other plans...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,651 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Charms and Potions and Babies, Oh My! by DukeBrymin reviews
Eavesdropping can be either good or bad: good if you find out some blackmail material, but very bad if your name is Ron Weasley, and you hear your sister and your best mate discussing potions and charms and babies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Close Encounters by ThroughTheTrapdoor reviews
Draco and Hermione can't stand each other, but they also know that they just can't stay away. But what happens when the two get a bit careless? Will they be found out? Written for my own "any pairing goes" one-shot challenge. Credit to icerelief2004!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Save a Broom by ThroughTheTrapdoor reviews
Harry and Ginny can't help but engage in a little... extracurricular activity one day after quidditch practice. Written for my own "any pairing goes" one-shot challenge. Credit to LightningStruckTower for the idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Yes, Please by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Tonks is torn up about Lupin, but Fred Weasley's there to put the shine back into her pink hair. Not set at any specific time. O/s. Lem/Lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Fred W., N. Tonks - Complete
The Relative Position of Celestial Bodies by DukeBrymin reviews
Lazy summer days prove to be great soil for learning new truths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Locked in a Broom Closet by Meg1614 reviews
Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
June by NotSoAwry reviews
Follows Ron and Hermione during June 1998. Rated M for safety - some snogging, a little bit of wanking and strong language. R/Hr. G/H.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,779 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
David Vs Zane by idontmindreally reviews
So this is basically who's better in bed: Zane or David? I'd say they're pretty in charecter... David's is set when Tally's living in the smoke and Zane's is set when they first got together before taking the cure. Yummy smut ;
Uglies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Tally Y.
Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun by kutnerlove reviews
Fred and George have got a new assistant helping them test out products. Lots of fun things ensue from there. TWINCEST/SLASH warning...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Frustration by MageKalize reviews
OneShot Lemon! Harry is having a very frustrating day and it's not getting any better. WeasleyTwins/Harry ****There are Warnings and an author note. Please take them seriously! Note the rating.****
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
The Girl on the Bench by DukeBrymin reviews
It was, perhaps, inevitable that they should be together. But then Wednesday came along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,495 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Code Names for Puberty by Lady Azura reviews
Puberty is never easy, and for Edwin Venturi and Lizzie McDonald, things are about to get a lot more interesting… and complicated. Lizwin. Implied Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,326 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edwin V., Lizzie M. - Complete
Percy And the Friend Zone by Theleafylord reviews
Percy is a suicidal genius cause of one girl. One girl who put him in the friend zone. Now...is he gonna keep going for every girl that moves...or go for her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Quidditch Showers by cheitanz reviews
One-shot! Harry and the twins celebrate in the Quidditch changing rooms. Contains Slash! Twincest!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
A Mistake by mr. eames reviews
If it was a mistake, then it was certainly the best mistake that James Potter had ever felt in his lifetime. James/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2008 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
A Malfoy Complex by Billie Hart reviews
Harry is upset about being a virgin at 16, and attempts to fix this dilemma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Best Gift by Moldy Voldy reviews
What Ginny REALLY wanted to give Harry for his seventeenth... Vey much rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Tall, Dark, and Zabini by wonderwall05 reviews
Hermione opened her eyes and found herself on eye level with his zipper. Now this is an awkward point of view, she thought. Hermione has an encounter in the Prefect's bathroom with a certain Slytherin one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
I Want Threesome by sapphire99 reviews
James, Sirius, and Remus together inside the boy's bathroom. What could they be possibly doing there? Only Lily had to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Out of the Blue by degrassichick reviews
Derek and Casey place a bet on who can get fifteen dates the fastest. It was Derek's idea, afterall...so why is he hating every guy Casey goes on a date with? [Dasey!]
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,111 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
Boxer Shorts by the future of audio reviews
You can't blame me if I can't control my hormones...you also can't blame me for having a very hot stepsister....oneshot
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Nothing Like Attraction by checkerboxed reviews
[Oneshot] DracoGinny. Truth or Dare wasn't so bad, she realized, if you just knew how to play the game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Call Me When You're Sober by I-Wear-A-Halo reviews
Hot tears filled his eyes and he laughed cynically damn near scaring himself. The salty cursed liquid made its way down his cheek and he could only take another sip. A DASEY
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2006
Best Friends in love by Midori-Shortie reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just Friends? by dragoncharmer79 reviews
Draco, Ginny & Blaise are best friends and flat mates...but what happens when someone takes it to the next level. SMUT DM & GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Handling Twins by TeahWeah reviews
Angelina loves the Weasley twins, but this is just one of those times that she wants to stab them with a fork.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
A New Twist on 20 Questions by chemqueen reviews
Flatmates Harry Potter and Hermione Granger decide to spend a Saturday afternoon doing a Witch Weekly quiz. But what if 'How Well Do You Know Your Male Friend' becomes, 'Are You In Love With Your Best Friend? [Twoparter] [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Marauder's Mischeif by Qtness. Quill reviews
Remus recalls the adventures of the Marauder's 7th school year spent with exchange student SerenaRose. Fun with course language, RLSB slash, and eventual threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
In The Change Rooms by Jaimiisaholly reviews
There is no other showers free before the Ministry Ball, so Ginny Weasley is forced to shower in the boy’s changing rooms on the Quidditch Pitch, she just didn’t expect a boy to be in there, let alone naked. DG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Just Physical by puedo ir el bano reviews
Ginny finds Draco in the Prefects Bathroom with a bit of a problem, and decides to help him out. Let the smut begin! DG sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Curious Incident of the Prefect's Bathroom by JKButcher reviews
On a certain night it would seem that the intrepid trio all have reasons for taking a bath. But as they say, getting there is half the adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Forever Yours by Tamaran Girl reviews
“Wait,” he called, catching her arm, forcing her to look him in the eyes. “Just answer me this one question & I’ll leave you alone forever: Do you still love me?” After Harry leaves for 4 years, he comes back to find Ginny engaged. Is it truly over?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,415 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dr Strangelust by MidniteMarauder reviews
or How Remus Learned to Stop Worrying and Love to Wank Thirteen year old Remus discovers that his education has been sorely lacking. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The JohnsonWeasley Story by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED. A story all about Fred and Angelina, from the day they meet in their first year at Hogwarts through Year Seven. All sorts of fluff. Rated R for sex and language (but no twincest). RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,213 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 10/6/2003 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete