If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
Not HBP, DH compliant: AU: When the aid of an unlikely and cantankerous foe is required to overcome an encroaching threat to the life of Ron, Hermione is pulled into an unforeseen situation of choice with consequences no one is prepared to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,082 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.