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Author has written 10 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Demonata, and Sherlock.

Hello, and welcome to my profile!


USEFUL INFORMATION

  • Slash/Femslash is my thing. I'll probably only ever write slash so, you've been warned.
  • My ships:
    1. Johnlock (OTP)
    2. Phan
    3. Ianthony
    4. Destiel
    5. Carlos/Cecil
    6. Alex/Piper
    7. Dorian/Bazzel
  • WILL BETA!
  • My updating schedule is usually extremely wonky, however, once I get a new story started, I generally try to update once a week, on Friday afternoons
  • Fandoms I currently reside in: Sherlock, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, Smosh, Supernatural, Welcome to Nightvale, Orange is the New Black, Dorian Grey

  • USELESS INFORMATION

    LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

    Name: Mae

    Birth date: Wednesday, November 11th, 1998.

    Current Location: My bed, USA.

    Eye Color: I've been told they're glacier blue. I don't know what that means but it sounds cool.

    Hair Color: Black as a Kenyan (Racism rainbow!)

    Righty or Lefty: Depends. For writing and drawing, I'm a righty. For every frickin' thing else, lefty. You explain it. I can't.

    Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

    LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

    Your heritage: English, Scottish, a little Native American

    Your weaknesses: Cute animals.

    Your fears: Nearly everything. Loud noises, heights, fire, being alone, being forgotten, spinning, the list goes on.

    Your perfect pizza: BACONBACONBACON

    Goal you'd like to achieve: Find something to do with my life before I inevitably DIE.

    LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:

    Your thoughts first waking up: "What time is it?"

    Your best physical feature: My smile.

    Your bedtime: Whenever my laptop dies.

    Your most missed memory: Being little. Doing stupid things then was cute. When I do stupid stuff now, suddenly I'm immature.

    LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:

    Pepsi or Coke: Cooooke.

    McDonald's or Burger King: No.

    Adidas or Nike: Also no.

    Lipton Tea or Nestea: Lipton!

    Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: Vanilla

    Tea or coffee: Tea.

    LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

    Even Lift?: I'M SORRY I HAD TO ADD THIS ONE I'M SORRY OKAY.

    Cuss: A lot.

    Take a shower: Why, of course.

    Have a crush: Can I have a crush on my boyfriend?

    Think you've been in love: What is love (love) Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me...

    Want to get married: "Maybe some day," says the Magic Conch Shell.

    Believe in yourself: I believe I exist, does that count?

    Think you're a health freak: HA! No.

    LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

    Gone to the mall: Yeah, a few times.

    Been on stage: No, sadly. :(

    Been dumped: Nope!

    Gone skating: HEELY'S!

    Dyed your hair: My routes, yeah.

    LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER

    Got beaten up: Nah. But I have beaten someone up. And stabbed someone with a pencil. Yeahh...

    Changed who you were to fit in: When I was in the third grade. But then I was like "GAHH THIS IS BORING" so I went back to being me.

    LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD

    Age you’re hoping to be married: Err... 24.

    Age your hoping to have kids: 30 seems like a good age.

    LAYER NINE: IN A BOY/GIRL

    Best eye color: Green or Brown :3

    Best hair color: Black

    Long or Short?: I will assume this question is referring to hair length rather than genitalia; I really like long hair.

    LAYER TEN:

    1 MINUTE AGO: Writing this stuff

    1 HOUR AGO: Killing fruit-flies.

    1 YEAR AGO: Probably sleeping...

    LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE

    I LOVE: LIIIIFE.

    I FEEL: PRETTY! OH SO PRETTY! OH SO PRETTY, AND WITTY, AND BRIIIIIIIIGHT!

    I HATE: it when Hitler steals my nutella.

    I HIDE: Secrets.

    I MISS: My mouth sometimes when I eat food.


    My dA: Vanchanaut7
    My Tumblr: cumberbatchbooty.tumblr.com

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    Forbidden Sunrise by Super Ninja Vampire Kitty reviews
    First published story. Read and Review please! The Saga of Skylar Valentine. Larten/OC, with Mr. Gavner Purl. :D Rated M for gore, violence, and language.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,961 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - [Mr. Crepsley, OC] Gavner Purl
    Hacked by SoftPurple Sherlockian reviews
    Sherlock has a bad habit of hacking into Johns email account and sending himself messages, which he later reads while pretending the doctor sent them to him. ***WARNING: Rated M for mature content, kinks, bdsm, and &M/M***
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,194 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
    Different Paths, Different People by LilyHellsing reviews
    Samantha Ivy leaves her fallen family simply because her tongue slipped. While she travels with Mr. Crepsley as his assistant, trapped within the body too young for her mature mind, she unexpectedly teaches the vampire several new emotions; one is love.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 44,173 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Mr. Crepsley, Mr. Tall
    Apprehension by causidicus reviews
    NOTE: THIS STORY IS COMPLETE OVER AT ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN (ao3). The story title ("Apprehension") and my username ("causidicus") are the same. Please re-read from the beginning as it has changed substantially! Summary: Sherlock inadvertently deduces John's been wanking to a photo of him. The discovery begins affecting his behaviour in ways he can't quite understand or control.
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
    Bad Boys Know What They Want by rumbleroar846 reviews
    Kendall is the bad-ass that has the whole county scared, and Logan is an anti-social bunny-rabbit. Kendall decides that the nerd with no friends is worth looking into.
    Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,381 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kendall, Logan
    Spin The Bottle by The-Napoleon-Of-Crime reviews
    Darren is bored late one night in vampire mountain and decides to get together with his vampire friends for a fun-filled game of spin the bottle!
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,205 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
    Big Time Affair by ThatGuy21 reviews
    Sequel to the one-shot, Big Time Lust. Logan and Kendall start an illicit affair, even though Logan is with Camille and Kendall is with Jo. How will the boys juggle their secret and their relationships?
    Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,415 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
    You Hold My Shattered Grace In Your Hands by Jameson Rook reviews
    Supernatural angel-strength. It was totally a thing. Dean had seen it firsthand, between Cas shoving an armoire in front of the bathroom door to keep Sammy locked in when they'd had to deal with famine, the way that Cas had beaten the hell out of him in that alleyway, and the way that he'd lifted the back end of the Imapala when they'd gotten stuck in some mud.
    Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
    Fountains Are Evil by SivMeille reviews
    A strange idea that popped into my head. Darren makes a wish and is turned into a girl as usual and through a series of unfortunate events, is forced to seduce Steve in an attempt to end the War of the Scars. Hopefully, femDarrenXSteve.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,844 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Darren Shan, Steve Leonard - Complete
    Big Time Lust by ThatGuy21 reviews
    Logan fantasizes about his best friend, Kendall, one afternoon. But what happens when a fantasy becomes a reality? A Kogan one-shot. I may continue this story with a sequel if it's well-received.
    Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
    Lord Boss by navyseal33 reviews
    Book one of the Popcornata. This is a parody of Lord Loss, book one of the Demonata. Note: this is not poetry, it just starts with a poem. Rated T for blood and gore, which occurs later and language . WARNING: SERIOUSLY STUPID
    Demonata - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,739 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Grubbs G. - Complete
    Cirque Du Freak: Saga of Sarah Lovell by VampanezePrincess reviews
    What if Darren Shan was a girl, Sarah Lovell. When Steve and her go to the Cirque Du Freak, Sarah's life is turned upside down. And what if she fell in love with person who turned her into a monster. Different & the same as DS books. Larten/Sarah R&R plz! On permanent hiatus.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,508 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Mr. Crepsley
    Infection by Preston-Tour reviews
    "Mr Crepsley, are you scared?" When Darren saw the feeble nod of the strongest man he had ever met, he knew they were going to be goners.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,868 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011
    The Vampire's First Assistant by Enelya Telrunya reviews
    This is a rewrite of G'night Booksie. What if Mr Crepsley had another assistant before Darren? What if she became a vampire willingly? What if she found herself developing a crush on Mr Crepsley? This is the tale of Monica Mastrelli. Rating may change
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
    High School Never Ends by EwanMcGregorIsMyHomeboy12 reviews
    All Human story that sends our favorite vampires to high shcool. A serious story, full of Drama, angst, romance, conflict, and unexpected twists. Rated T becuase there not a Rating for Life! Please R&R
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,732 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Darren Shan
    Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
    If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Larten's Journey: Paradise's end by Lady Purl reviews
    what happens when Larten dies? what happens when the living world has to carry on but need the help of dead ones? Larten comes back to life to aid Darren and Harkat in their quest to find out Harkat's past. shocks and twists ahead !
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan
    Resistance by Preston-Tour reviews
    "I will never let you into these Halls. You will never get the Stone. You will never get to Paris. You will never take the Vampire Spirit. We will always resist. We will always fight. We will never surrender. Even in Death may we Vampires be Triumphant!"
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 87,662 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
    Nobody Loves Darren by Gakupo's Voice reviews
    Mr. Crepsley and Vancha have a fight and Darren REALLY wants that piece of meat that Larten is holding.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
    Our Flat by Casper the unfriendly ghost reviews
    Dan and Phil move into together. What happens when they come to terms with their feelings for one another and what will come of it?. philxdan
    Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011
    TACOS! by Queen NekoChan reviews
    In which Darren screams tacos, Harkat has control over time, Mika is a therapist, Larten talks about the wonders of friendship, and Paris is a pedophile. COMPLETE CRACK. Now ongoing too!
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Mika Ver Leth, Mr. Crepsley
    THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED! by LastWingedWolfFlying reviews
    WARNING: CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS Mr Crepsley's reaction when he finds out that Darren has lied in his books about what happened in the cavern of retribution. One-shot. T for paranoia.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
    7 Minutes in Vampire Heaven by 0Kurda-Smahlt0 reviews
    The vampires are bored. What do they do to pass the time? Seven Minutes in Heaven, of course! Rated for sexually suggestive scenes, and minor swearing. Point of view changes in every chapter.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Darren Shan
    Nothing to Lose: People of The Night by VampanezePrincess reviews
    In the world of Vampires it's not all fun in games. Larten and Vancha drag two innocent women down with them. They're changed into Vampires learning their ways. But they soon learn that there's more to them than meets the eye LartenXOC VanchaXOC, R&R plz! On permanent Hiatus.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,144 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Mr. Crepsley, Vancha March
    Death in our Midist by CirqueDuFreakFan reviews
    If you like Arra and Mr. Crepsley and think that they make the greatest couple, then this story is for you. Vanez is killed, Arra grieving, heads for the one vampire who killed him, Kurda. Rated teen for potantial suicide attempt and other stuffs.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Arra Sails, Mr. Crepsley
    The Drunkard Series by DameLeader reviews
    Each chapter is about a different Cirque Du Freak character and what they act like when they're horribly drunk. WARNING: HEAVY DRINKING, STRONG LANGUAGE, SUGGESTIVE THEMES, BAR FIGHTS AND OOC PEOPLE. Nonetheless, it'll be funny.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Darren Shan
    TVF: The Deleted Files by roxypony reviews
    Next up: Repost if you're against bullying, both inside and outside of Vampire Mountain. A bit of Sunday night mindless babbling for you to giggle at.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,320 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010
    La la la, ta ta ta, NIIIIIIII! by Queen NekoChan reviews
    "I am quite convinced that there was something in the fish. Now Darren's yelling about tacos, Larten's yelling out the Pledge of Allegiance, and Vancha ran off somewhere a while ago to frolic in some flowers." All dialogue. Really short, but pretty random
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Seba Nile, Kurda Smahlt
    Like Mentor, Like Assistant by TheGirlWhoNeverWas reviews
    “You are impossible,” Mr.Crepsley sighed as he set the bottle down. “Look who’s talking,” I scoffed. “You’re just as impossible as I am,” Darren and Mr.Crepsley finally begin to understand each other,sort of, MIGHT add more. Father/Son moments, R&R Plz!
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
    Darren Shan Book Meme by YukiHimeChaan reviews
    Well...yeah. I got bored, but it was a lot of fun to do. For those of you who don't know what a meme is, I advise you try it! Read for lots of laughs and randomness !
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Darren Shan
    Somebody Drank Too Much Ale by DameLeader reviews
    Just a little game thingy that I found and wanted to try out. WARNING: COMPLETELY POINTLESS AND HIGH ON CRACK.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
    Mr Crepsley vs Edward Cullen by creative-sheep-thing reviews
    The Saga of Darren Shan ends, and now Darren and Mr Crepsley are in paradise. Or not! There they meet these sparkley, pathetic imposters who call themselves vampires! So it leads to all out war between the Shan Vampires and the Cullens!
    Crossover - Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Edward
    Mr Crepsley and his Online Dating by JaymiLynn reviews
    Mr. Crepsley is a very lonely vampire. We all know this. So Darren decides to create an online dating site just for him. After whining and complaining, Larten finally finds the girl of his dreams. Will it go well? Or will she just be another nightmare in?
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
    A Butchered Masterpiece: The CDF Movie by roxypony reviews
    ;My commentary on the movie our fandom loves to hate. ;NOT reccomended for movie lovers, you've been warned; also contains lots of language.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
    TVF: Daddy Day by roxypony reviews
    Darren wants to show his beloved mentor just how much he means to him... naturally, it's contagious. No slash, just lots of father/sonliness, bromance, and big hugs. Happy belated Father's Day!
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011
    The Vampires Lovely Assistant by toboelily reviews
    Done many times. But I have not found a story told the way I liked it. So I am telling it now. My "Darren" is a OC girl named Lily, who is growing faster mentally than physically. Possible pairings based on popular demand.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,245 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete
    Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
    Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4974 - Favs: 11,458 - Follows: 1,296 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    I Do by BlueBookworm512 reviews
    Darren contemplates what would happen if Mr. Crepsley and Arra were to formally tie the knot. Canon one-shot. My first published fanfic and the winner of Rowan Rawr's Valentine's Day Contest! :D
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Mr. Crepsley, Arra Sails
    TVF: It's A Baby by roxypony reviews
    MY BIRTHDAY EDITION. Vampires VS. a baby. You can imagine how this turns out.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010
    The Real Pink Elephant Story by CodtsQ reviews
    Disclaimer: Me no own Cirque du Freak. Summary: Where did Gavner really get his pink elephant boxers?
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Gavner Purl - Complete
    A Living Nightmare by Dinosawrhat reviews
    Mr. Crepsley's point of view of the first Cirque du Freak book. Rated T just to be safe. Most of the dialog is taken straight from the book, but I DO NOT OWN THE BOOK. Reviews are welcome, flames will be used to roast marshmallows.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan - Complete
    Crepsley, A Tree and A Bottle Of Tequila by AllTimeNatalie reviews
    What if Mr Crepsley couldn’t control his alcohol consumption
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
    A Birthday Death Wish by chiba-x-thanks reviews
    Submission for roxypony's contest. FYI? Mr Crepsley really hates pink.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Kurda Smahlt, Gavner Purl
    Truths Are Hard by demondanny123 reviews
    SEQUAL TO DARES ARE EASY! Everyone is back and they are playing a new game. Truth. This will bring people closer and push others away. ABUSE SLASH VanezXKurda. ArraXLarten
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kurda Smahlt, Vanez Blane - Complete
    Ode to a vampire and a Disciple by cluts808 reviews
    little poem about Dervishand mr Creapsly
    Crossover - Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak & Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/16/2009
    Memories and despair by DaniaShan reviews
    What happens to Darren immediately after Mr.Crepsley's death? Will he manage to cry? And if so...how?
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
    Taste of Love by Love Psychedelico reviews
    [SLASH] VanezKurda. Kurda is taking his first trials. Vanez is his rather perverted tutor, his lessons just as dangerous as the trials...Rated for suggestiveness, implied mm sex. Chap 12 up!
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,023 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004
    Pulling Apart a Butterfly by Love Psychedelico reviews
    [ANGST] Have you ever pulled apart a butterfly? I have. It’s a vague memory, a guilty one, but beautiful nonetheless, like all memories with Hibernius. EvTall, angst, angst, more angst, gore, blood, tears. Book 11 spoilers.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
    The Vampire Child by Salvatore Shan NW reviews
    Cirque Du Freak's been rumbled. Gavner Evra Darren Mr Crepsley are on the run and come across a small town called Swindon where they're going to stay for longer than average. But things change when Darren meets a girl thats majorly important to Crepsley
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005
    Cirque Du Pants by Danielle L.B reviews
    What happens when vampire prince Darren Shan walks in on an undressed Mr.Crepsley...Just a bit of fluffy fun.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Complete
    Dead men walk! by David321 reviews
    Darren and Mr crepsley go on another adventure but this time the enamy are the dead! how will they fare against this new foe well find out PLEASE REVIEW and give suggestians to how i should write my new chapter the winner ( if you give your name) will be
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2004
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    Sherlock Crack - A Thumbing Tradgety reviews
    3 am Sherlock Crack. I'm so sorry. (rated M for harsh language, sexual themes and shitty writing) Special thanks to Nick for co creating and drawing the cover image. thx bbg
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
    The Horrible Life of Felicity Taylor reviews
    You all know this one: A girl who was bullied to the point she wanted to run away, and eventually she did with Mr. Crepsley. This is Felicity Taylor's story. I can assure you that there will be plenty of plot twistiness! AU until part 2. Creps/OC Ch 18!
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,427 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Mr. Crepsley
    Proud to be a VANCHANAUT reviews
    Are you proud to be a fan of Vancha, or, my preferred term, a Vanchanaut? If so, read this poem I wrote in about five minutes. Post it on your profile if you'd like. But only if you love Vancha as much as I do!
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Vancha March - Complete
    Theseus and the Minitour reviews
    An assignment I wrote in grade six. I changed it up a bit so it will fit with demonata. Has something to do with Beranabus's "daddy's" death. Sorry it's so horrible. It's old. Do enjoy it.
    Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Beranabus/Bran - Complete
    Vancha's Journal reviews
    Random stuff that makes up Vancha's everyday life. Extremely stupid, and generally useless, so be prepared for that. Nothing important happens at all. There's no plot. I just wrote this to pass time. But it's entertaining.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Vancha March
    Mouthwash reviews
    One-shot In which Vancha tries mouthwash then gets a girlfriend. Rated T because I'm paranoid. VanchaxOC R&R please.
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Vancha March - Complete
    Burritos from McDonald's reviews
    A random story I wrote at 2 am one day. It turned into a very weird and epic story about Vancha, Dervish, Grubbs, Crepsley and others. It's basically their adventure to Disneyland. Doesn't have a plot really, but hey, it's amusing! Chapter 2 has arrived!
    Crossover - Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak & Demonata - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Vancha March, Grubbs G.
    Evil in Paradise reviews
    This is the story of Darren's journey through Paradise. Seeing old friends again, meeting new ones, and also saving the world, once again, from evil. Rated T because I'm paranoid! R&R
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Darren Shan, Steve Leonard
    Mr Crepsley reviews
    A poem about how I felt about a certain part of book 9 where someone... Well, you'd know if you read it. If that didn't convince you to read it, the people at school liked it... SPOILERS FOR BOOK 9!
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete
    Bottle of Blood reviews
    Debbie and Darren drink some wine. The wine runs out. Darren gets more, but it's not wine... The story is hopefully better than this summary!
    Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Darren Shan, Debbie Hemlock - Complete