HeadlessHuntsman
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Joined 07-14-11, id: 3069777, Profile Updated: 03-26-14
Author has written 42 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey all,

I am relatively new to writing Fan-Fiction. I have been writing my own stories since I was 12 and now I am, well let's say, considerably older than that. :)

I have three teenage children they are the love of my life and may very well be the end of it as well. lol!

I have been having some personal issues lately and have not been on much. I would like to thank my wonderful girlfriend Georgia who has been posting my stories for me while I have been dealing with life.

Say does anyone know how to get arterial spray out of a clown suit.

Dean: "You see there's fake woo woo crap. And there's real woo woo crap."

Dean: "This is gonna be like looking for a needle in a stack if fake, freakin, needles."

Arthur Carlson: "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

First Place in Ash-Luvgirl02's Parent Child Challenge: Mudbug

Second Place in Morning Lilies' Photo Album Contest: Expectations

First Place in ReillyJade's Academy Award competition: Oddities

Winner of Teacher's Lounge Iron Fic Challenge.. Secret Ingredient: Ron/Hermione: The Perfect Proposal?

I invented Larry Lupin as a character in a RPT... This character took on a life of his own and he is now the mostest awesomest OC evah!!!!

Things I hate in a Harry/Ginny story: Random Ron bashing, Super powered omnipotent Harry, The silly premise of a SoulBond between Harry and Ginny (it's a cheap cop out and cheesy plot device), A Harry who is not at all traumatized by his experiences with Voldemort, DraMione (nuff said)

Things I like in a Harry/Ginny story: A flawed and healing Harry, A Ron who has learned from his past, Strong-willed and loving Ginny (yet not some pristine angel who saved herself for Harry).

All of my stories are part of the same head canon. If you're wanting a reading order here it is:

Trouble: Takes place with Hermione before Hogwarts

Self-Hate King: Takes place in Harry's first year

Predictions: During Percy's seventh year

Frustration: Hermione's thoughts during the hunt

Always: Snape's death

Choices: McGonagall after the battle.

Dawning: Harry's thoughts after the war

Regrets: Charlie one year after the battle

Thou Shall Not Kill: Right after Harry's Auror training

Indecision: Ron and Hermione are still dating

Empty Nest: Takes place after Rose and Hugo are both off to school

Second Chances: Rose and Scorpius are in mid 20's

Malfoy Files: The Trio and Draco are in their 40s

Malfoy Files: For Mortal Stakes

Ready: Harry's next great adventure.

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Professor Muggle and the Secret Author by MuggleBeene reviews
Professor Muggle is once again called upon by the Auror Department, this time to help investigate the publication of the popular, but blatantly incorrect story of Harry Potter called The Potter Adventure Series. A contagion threatens the magical population as well, specifically his friends the Malfoys. Can Hank discover the author and escape the magical disease?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,559 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 3/22/2013 - OC, Harry P., Draco M., Astoria G.
A Beater's Life by MuggleBeene reviews
James Potter has it all; a famous name, individual fame and wealth as a professional Quidditch player, women, all the things that he always wanted. But can a person really have it all? With an international pop star ex-girlfriend, throngs of adoring fans and his face in all the tabloids, is that all there is to life? Or is there more? Part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,686 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - [James S. P., Alice L.] - Complete
Like Juggling Snowballs through Hell by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
The summer after fifth year, Harry's all set to leave Privet Drive. Tonks comes along, and Harry's life is changed forever. AU Humor/crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,700 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Eight Futures of Harry Potter by MuggleBeene reviews
Harry's dead again, but instead of passing on Death gives him an option; view eight possible futures and pick one to return to the land of the living. People from Harry's past help him with the visions. Which one will he pick? And will he be happy with his choice? AU, Post-Hogwarts. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,893 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hogwarts Castle and the Nameless Wonder by Rose of the West reviews
Chaos reigns in the aftermath of Dumbledore's murder. It's up to Harry's twin half-brother to take matters into his own appendages. Alternate Universe, OC/Ensemble Cast. Written for the Teachers' Lounge CRACKFEST '13. Rated T for some salty language in later chapters and maybe an adult situation or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,719 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, OC
Goodbye Hermione by MuggleBeene reviews
For eight years Hermione Granger has been missing, until that one day when Harry Potter and Ron Weasley find her. Sometimes its best not to know the answers. Expanded from the initial one-shot, now multiple chapters. Written for the Teachers' Lounge 'I Never' Challenge. Not related to the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,308 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Professor Muggle by MuggleBeene reviews
Hank Boyd found himself teaching Muggle Studies wondering how he was going to make it through. He's just been dumped, wasn't getting any younger and has no magic. Luckily his friends Neville Longbottom and George Weasley are there to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/27/2010 - OC - Complete
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For Mortal Stakes: A Malfoy Files Story reviews
Draco is asked to stop a blackmailer. His investigation leads him through the seedy underworld of underage prostitution and pornography. It also leads him to taking up the cause, attempting to redeem that which may just be unredeemable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Draco M., Astoria G., Audrey W.
Malfoy Files reviews
Draco is asked to look into the theft of several items. He soon finds himself embroiled in a mystery encompassing centuries and bloodlines. Time starts to run out when people close to home are threatened. Rated M for language and some graphic violence descriptions,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,114 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Learning Curve reviews
This story was written for the Iron Fiction Challenge over at The Teacher's Lounge. I was to write a story of 1500 words or more in 24 hours with Diagon Alley as the secret ingredient.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Perfect Proposal? reviews
This was written for the Teacher's Lounge Iron Fic Challenge. I had 24 hours to write a fice using the secret ingredient Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Love and Fate reviews
Ron and Hermione are both alone and miserable. Can a little divine guidance get them headed in the right direction?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and The Were-Squid reviews
Harry Potter is introduced to the brother from another dimension he never believed he could have. The "man" has been sent here to help Harry save the world... Now if Harry could just figure out what from. Rated M for language and silly yet adult situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,012 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P.
Happy Christmas George Weasley reviews
George has a difficult year culminating in a difficult night with some particularly difficult visitors. Written as a special part of the TL 2013 Holiday Exchange for two members by HeadlessHuntsman.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Complete
The Loves of Charlie Weasley reviews
Charlie gives advice to his nephew by telling the stories of his greatest loves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2013 - N. Tonks, Charlie W., Hugo W. - Complete
Larry Lupin and That Which is Broken reviews
The war is over for everyone except Harry Potter. He still fights it every night in his dreams. It has started to affect his relationships, that's something the universe can not have. Enter Larry Lupin, Harry's Were-Squid Half twin brother from an alternate dimension. His job is to fix things that go all wibbly wobbly. The problem is, how do you fix someones soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., OC, Giant Squid
Indecision reviews
Sometimes a fight can reveal deeper problems. Can a Christmas present help Hermione and Ron reconcile? Written originally for the TL Christmas Exchange
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas Renewal reviews
It's the first Christmas after the war. The Burrow is just not the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
Walk the Night reviews
It's weeks after the war and Harry needs help dealing with the events.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Strangled Dove reviews
This horrible piece of Emo poetry was written for the Sixth Round of the Diversity Challenge it was also submitted to the Snapoetry thread on the Teacher's Lounge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Three AM reviews
This is a glimpse into the nights in the life of Hermione when she can't sleep
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Thou Shall Not Kill reviews
Harry deals with having to kill someone. Rated M for the use of the 'F' word
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
SelfHate King reviews
This was written for the Snapoetry thread at Teacher's Lounge ***WARNING BAD EMO POETRY***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Failings reviews
Harry meets someone in a bar he has not seen for years, and it has consequences for his marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sorting reviews
The Sorting of Albus, Scorpius and Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Second Chances reviews
This is the story of how Rose and Scorpius reconnect
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Lurve Guru reviews
Both Scorpius and Rose need romantic advice. Who better to give that advice than The Lurve Guru
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dawning reviews
This was written for round 4 of the Diversity challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Frustration reviews
Hermione is missing Ron during the hunt. Written for HedwigBlack's Weekly Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Predictions reviews
This was written for WeasleySeeker's Relate Competition My Pairing was Percy Weasley and Professor Trelawney. After reading this read Oddities and Consequences and the Prediction will be clear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Percy W. - Complete
Can Do reviews
Hugo is sick and Ron and Hermione are worried.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ron W., Hugo W.
Warhorse reviews
Auror First Class Terry Boot is the best at what he does, but has his age started to show.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Terry B. - Complete
Empty Nest? reviews
This was written for the Ron Weasley appreciation "Bloody Hell" contest
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Regrets reviews
Charlie Weasley visits the grave of a very special person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Charlie W. - Complete
Always reviews
This is being submitted for the second round of The Diversity Challenge. The Era was to be Marauders and the subject friendship. I chose two characters from that Era the time frame of the fic is kind of fluid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ready reviews
The time has come for Harry's next great adventure... Is Harry ready?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
TROUBLE reviews
A young eleven year old Hermione is in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Consequences reviews
The proposal of Percy to Audrey, written for AmyRose512's Proposal Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Audrey W., Percy W. - Complete
Choices reviews
This was written for ReillyJade's After the Battle competition. This is my first attempt at writing about, or from the viewpoint of McGonagall. Let me know what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Minerva M. - Complete
Oddities reviews
A short piece of fluff about Percy/Audrey written for two competitions...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Hero reviews
This story was written for BluePhyre's contest. My location was Spinner's End and my character was Teddy Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Teddy L., Severus S. - Complete
Set Up reviews
Albus is sick of Teddy's lovesick behavior. He hope his scheme works.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Expectations reviews
This story was written for Morning Lilies Photo Album Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Mudbug reviews
This was written for ash-luvgirl02's Parent/Child challenge. My pairing was Bill/Victoire and the prompt was Mud.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Bill W., Victoire W. - Complete
Traditions reviews
This was written for ThoughtBubbler98's Christmas Prompt challenge. My word was Bows. It is a small glimpse into the life of Harry and Ginny at Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Advice reviews
Albus is having girl trouble. He seeks advice from the one man he is sure can help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Albus S. P., Arthur W. - Complete
Proposal reviews
Scorpius Malfoy cannot seem to find the right way or time to propose to Rose. Can Albus' idea help? Rated M for use of the F word a couple of times
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Memories reviews
This is my take on the Neville/Hannah/Luna relationship. I have attempted to rectify the fact that from the DH2 movie it is apparent that Neville loves Luna and what we all know JKR has said will happen next. This is the revised and reposted version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Permission reviews
My take on Scorpius asking Ron for permission and the internal conflict all of us prospective son-in-laws went through. Rated M for use of the F word a couple of times
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Ron W., Scorpius M. - Complete