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The Journal by lightinthedarkness2 reviews
Edward finds Bella's journal and begins to fall in love with the girl he reads about
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,493 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
Give Unto Me by Kittenshift17 reviews
The Ministry is offering rewards for having children. They've got a list of unconventional pairings and their willing to give certain people the thing they want most. When Ron overreacts to the idea of Hermione being paired with Mafloy and does something stupid, Hermione's life is set on a new path. One that involves having a baby with Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,706 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
A Daydream Detour by Gidgit2u reviews
Set in Hermione's sixth year, this story begins directly following the exchange between Hermione and Fred in WWW, chapter six of HBP: "You know," said Hermione, looking up at Harry, "that really is extraordinary magic!" "For that, Hermione," said a voice behind them, "You can have one for free." This story explores the dynamics at play between Hermione, Fred and George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,691 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W., George W.]
Celebrity Status by Einna Fletcher reviews
Sasuke and Sakura's lives revolve around music, and the craziness that comes with fame. Romance is the last thing they want to deal with. The problem: they can't seem to stay away from each other. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 112,774 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Matter of Trust by abramodali reviews
It's over. But there aren't many left. Only a thousand or so young enough to keep them alive. The Minister has imposed a Marriage Law, bringing together young couples to keep the wizarding race in order. "I hate it, but I don't disagree with it," she said. "But Ron-" "Is not my fiance. You are Draco and I expect that you will leave it at that." Dramione/Marriage Fic/Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,055 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Little Touches by monophobian reviews
KAKASAKU. Things change, people change, feelings change. Sometimes, small moments (and perverted friends) show the way. Connected drabbles from KakaSaku week on Tumblr.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 7/7/2015 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.]
An Inch of Gold by KuriQuinn reviews
Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharingan, things become even more unbelievable. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 177,600 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 8/2/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sarada U.
Blood Traitor by Zalia reviews
Draco Malfoy has been living a lie to protect the girl he loves. He has inherited the Veela gene and on his next birthday he will become the first male Veela for three hundred years. Canon, (except the epilogue of HPDH).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 174,153 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 3/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Late Lunch by Primrue reviews
Hermione was supposed to meet her father for lunch, but when he's not there to meet her she gives him a call. Turns out someone set off a few fireworks in town. Muggle AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 60,132 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 3/22/2016 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
Behind the Mask by tookkia reviews
It begins when he asks her to dance; charming, dashing, Hermione is enchanted; pity it's not who she expects. Tensions continue to rise, though, when a new poison threatens the magical world, more fatal than childish grudges. An impossible pair, surreally perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 205,171 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
As Luck Would Have It by Leafshadow2 reviews
Who would have guessed that Kakashi and Sakura would have fallen in love over awkward moments and a bet about the Icha Icha series?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,274 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 7/12 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.]
After Dark by Dramione Productions reviews
A simple game of 'Wizards Truth or Dare' from Fred and George gives Hermione, Ginny and Luna one intresting night, especially when Hermione has to do something she never expected. "Sneak out after dark and kiss Malfoy! He's always out after dark. In the Potions classroom, alone." Draco x Hermione Blaise x Ginny Rated M for whatever comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z.
The Eagle's Nest by HeartOfAspen reviews
AU, The Golden Trio's eighth year at Hogwarts is thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron - how will she cope? Dramione is always the answer. Storyline includes alchemy, post-War issues, and lemony goodness (eventually). WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 216,656 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10650 - Favs: 6,082 - Follows: 4,282 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love of a Mate by CJRed reviews
Draco Malfoy has a secret that Hermione Granger has forgotten. But through dreams and research she discovers an incredible fact that will change everything she ever thought she knew about Draco. Time and fate collide as two people learn to love each other and the world learns to accept the lovers without knowing their secret, they are mated. Dramione. Post War. Veela Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,246 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 5/31/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Narcissa M.
For Those About to Rock by thewriterinallofus reviews
Fred Weasley had almost given up on telling Hermione Granger he fancied her, until he finds the Muggle-born rocking out in his mother's kitchen, which gives him a brilliant idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,736 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 11/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] George W., Ginny W.
The Taming of the Ferret by unsatisfiedhermit reviews
Harry says he won't date until notoriously cranky Draco has a girlfriend. Between Ginny's begging and Pansy's bankrolling, Hermione finds herself pursuing the last man she ever expected to date. Shakespeare, now with less misogyny and more witchcraft!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,165 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 1/30 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ginny W.
Predestined by diemdoll reviews
"I would say congratulations are in order, but you won't be making it down the aisle." Madam Monroe told Hermione as her fingers continued to trace the contours of her hand. "You were predestined for another."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,208 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 1/22 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Hermione Reparo by KitStella reviews
(Warning: Title used to be "Title in progress")!Hermione looks back on her final year at Hogwarts. Things don't turn out how she imagined. She keeps running into a certain Slytherin...read to find out more :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 5/4 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Being silly by LightofEvolution reviews
Even Hermione Granger is allowed to be silly sometimes. And when she happens to run into Draco Malfoy in this state, things might get interesting. Dramione, EWE, 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 5/23 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Strange Attractions by proserandom reviews
Everybody knows epic love stories happen in apartment complexes. Good thing she found the right building. [For SSM 2014]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,175 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
All is Fair in Sex and War by DianaRose1900 reviews
Don't Say No When You Mean Yes. No longer a One shot. Basically a Smut story with some plot. What happens when Hermione and Draco get into a sex war, who will win? Read and review guys. M for sex and language. Recently updated and edited. Let me know what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,320 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 2/9 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I Don't Know by SlyGuyIsMine reviews
They're back for their final year at Hogwarts. Head Boy and Head Girl get into some shenanigans. Rated M for later chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 4/14 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.]
The Room of Truths by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
Harry Potter has absolutely had it with Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Something must be done. HG/DM. I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/14 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Follow the Leader by Kyonomiko reviews
It's eighth year and Draco decides to grab life by the horns and go after Hermione Granger. He didn't realize she could be the bold one. Dramione 2-part short story. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,469 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 7/13 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 384,433 - Reviews: 6116 - Favs: 6,561 - Follows: 8,310 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Testing Limits by geoblock reviews
Hermione is late to work, and Draco comes up with a creative punishment. One-shot. More detailed summary within!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/13 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Do it with some style? by LightofEvolution reviews
"What's your father's favourite dessert?" Draco blinked for a second, but immediately quipped, "You dipped in chocolate, apparently, should I guess after today. What kind of question is that?" Maybe it was a way of wishful thinking she wasn't ready to acknowledge yet, but there was definitely a jealous undertone in his words. Dramione, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,295 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 2/21 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Sparring Session by xxLucindaxx reviews
Draco's training Hermione at one of the Order's locations, but things get a little hotter than usual. Dramione. Lemon. Fluffy-fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/10 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Lovers Muse by missmandymalfoy reviews
Dumbledore introduces a Bonding Class, a class in which students are randomly put into groups of 6 and have to live with each other for 42 days. It is an attempt to increase inter-house unity in a broken school, and...Dumbledore also just wants an excuse to play match-maker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,443 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Missing Jewel of House Shacklebolt by LR Earl reviews
Never one to miss a beneficial alliance, Lucius aligns his family with House Shacklebolt to secure the Malfoy lineage. Little does he know he's promised his only heir to the one he hates. "As the Minister for Magic's daughter, certain customs must be upheld. Our people will look to your union." "But I am not the Minister's daughter! I'm just … Hermione." Veela!Hermione, Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,449 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 3/30 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Lucius M., Kingsley S.
Forget Me by Emara88 reviews
The war ended over two years ago, but Hermione still feels the echoes of strange memories from that time, as though something is missing or has been taken from her. When she sees Draco Malfoy at a Ministry ball and collapses, falling into a coma, the truth about their past together is revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,426 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chained to You by Kittenshift17 reviews
When Hermione returns to Hogwarts alongside many of her peers to complete her 8th year, she is not expecting the course of events that will lead her into a game of seduction, lies, deceit and mind-blowing sex. She certainly never expected it to have anything to do with what Draco Malfoy did to her at Malfoy Manor during the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,341 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.]
Carpe diem by extraordinari reviews
House parties, in Sakura's humble opinion, were over rated. Too much booze and too much smoking and too much unprotected sex and most definitely too much testosterone in one single room. These reasons typically prevented Sakura from attending them all throughout High School. But tonight was an exception. Modern Day AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/26 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
Fire Alarm by Apocalyptical Angel reviews
Selected from the academy and pulled through the ranks as a medical ninja, Sakura never met the man in her building called Kakashi Hatake until a series of fire alarms pulled them together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,621 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 5/13 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Keeping It Short by hiddenhibernian reviews
A collection of mostly Dramione drabbles, each chapter complete on its own. Originally written for the dmhgchallenge and Draco100 on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 10771 - Favs: 9,232 - Follows: 6,983 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Arms of Her Dragon by Wolf Blossom reviews
"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 143,221 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 6,820 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dark Thing, Make a Myth of Yourself by bicyclesarecool reviews
"I feel her before I see her, the hairs on the back of my neck stand up in attention. When I shut my locker, she's parting the crowd like the red sea. Bella Swan is looking right at me, a smirk poised on her dark lips and something fierce in her dark eyes. There's something about her, something otherworldly. A storm is coming and I feel like i'm about to be caught in it." EPOV AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,529 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Bella, Edward
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9164 - Favs: 6,225 - Follows: 3,594 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ministry Antics by Jayne DLM reviews
Draco Malfoy is a top Prosecutor for the Ministry of Magic. Hermione Granger was a top Defence Attorney. They fight a lot. Oneshot. Was written as part of the DramioneLove Mini Fest Round 2 (2017).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/12 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
His Last Wish by Primrue reviews
After the war has ended, Hermione finds a box of Fred Weasley's memories. What are they and why did he leave them for her to find after he died? And most importantly; will it change anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,226 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 11/14/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] Harry P., Ginny W.
The Perks Of Bargaining by Firefly Red reviews
To kill or not to kill, the Weasley twins for making bargains with a devil. To be or not to be, cornered by said devil in the Room of Requirement. Hermione Granger liked complications. Just not of this kind...::Sequel to "Firewhiskeys and Bargains"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cultural Exchange by I was BOTWP reviews
It's ten years after the war, Hermione and Draco have been dating for the past two months. They realize that neither truly knows much about each other's upbringing or culture. Hermione comes up with the idea of taking turns planning dates to show off their respective worlds in ways that the other hasn't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,080 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 8/18/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Firewhiskeys and Bargains by Firefly Red reviews
She would forever hate Firewhiskey for impairing her judgement. For accepting that stupid dare, which led to her weakening at the sight of a towel clad Draco Malfoy. Let's just blame it all on that satanic drink and let's not ever mention her stupid crush on said Slytherin. Ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sex Ed by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Fire and Whiskey by Craft Rose reviews
Draco finds himself living a Muggle lifestyle, up to and including purchasing a smartphone and using a dating app made for Muggle-borns and Half-bloods. There, he stumbles upon the profile of the last witch he had ever expected to find. (Inspired by one of my earlier works, Vibrations. Also inspired by Tinder lmao).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 207 - Published: 6/1 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Unnatural by pancake-potch reviews
Ron can't be the only one that realizes that there's something going on with Hermione, right? EWE? AU after OotP. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 4/13 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W.
All Bets Are Off by PrettiestStar17 reviews
Hermione has harbored a crush on Fred Weasley for years. But that's all it is! A silly, little crush that's lingered from her Hogwarts' years. That's all it is...until one of her best friends, Ginny Weasley, is thrown into a life changing predicament. As she rallies with the rest of the family to help Ginny, Hermione regularly finds herself in Fred's charming company.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,466 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 1/16 - Hermione G., George W., Ginny W., Fred W.
Accidental Proposal by CJRed reviews
Hermione finds out that she is really a Nott, and there are so many rules to being a Pureblood, too bad Draco Malfoy seems to have forgotten one of the most important rules of all! Hermione/Draco. Theo and Hermione are siblings. Ignores epilogue and off canon in some other places as well. Set in 8th year. Language, Fluff, and Lemons. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 108,812 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ginny W., Theodore N. - Complete
The Closet Relativity Theory by MrBenzedrine reviews
Draco Malfoy gets locked a closet with Hermione Granger at a party. But is that all to the story? Comedy, Romance, Mystery and so much smut to come. Dramione 3 part series. Rated M FOR A REASON (smut) -The unofficial sequel to A Touch of Bourbon. COMPLETE! **WINNER: BEST MINI FIC 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,159 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 9/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Luna L.] - Complete
Bond by MrBenzedrine reviews
What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,654 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
There Will Be Blood by Chandac reviews
Post-War. Granger and Malfoy are Head Boy and Head Girl. They must coexist and work together. Post-Hogwarts life will be shown. "Why are you telling me all this? Don't you hate me?" "Because you're the only one with a war mark on your wrist like me, it's in our blood."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,399 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 3/31/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Narcissa M.
Distraction by DimiGex reviews
After training together, Kakashi and Sakura both have trouble of thinking of anything else but each other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/18 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.]
The Silver Dragon by Kittenshift17 reviews
"This can never happen again," he warned quietly, waving a hand between the two of them indicatively. Hermione nodded emphatically in agreement, not daring to say a word lest she be terribly rude. Or vomit. Either was an option. Hermione wondered why she had a terrible sinking feeling inside to think that it still might. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,349 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Astoria G.
A Planned Potion's Mishap by articcat621 reviews
Auror Granger brings Draco a potion to analyse for the Auror Office. She didn't expect for the consultation to go horribly wrong… Or does it go horribly right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/10 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Most Awkward Kiss Cam in History by HnD57 reviews
One Shot. Hermione and Draco find themselves mysteriously sitting right next to each other at a basketball match, resulting in an extremely awkward encounter. (minor swearing and sexual references)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/4 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unarmored by xfucktheglasses reviews
They do not know each other but, with his hand slipping into hers, she whispers, "Finally." / SasuSaku. Soulmates AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,414 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 1/20
Third Time (un)Lucky by Everyflavourbean24 reviews
Seamus was correct about Hermione Granger - she was too nice. Now she was having to deal with the consequences of helping a drunken Draco Malfoy. Consequences she would have never in her life expected. Post Hogwarts, EWE to some extent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,677 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 3/13 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z.
Well done, Fred by Primrue reviews
The twins and Lee Jordan are testing out a new product and Fred makes an insensitive comment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] George W., Lee J. - Complete
Jump by merinxD reviews
On a mission, Sakura asks Sasuke if he has had sex before. She admits that she's been waiting for him. Now they have three days of travel left ahead of them. Will Sasuke act while they are alone? Perhaps it is not that simple...or perhaps it is. After Sasuke's return. Nsfw content warning for future chapters, please don't read if this offends you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Royal Flush by JinnySkeans reviews
What comes before, during, and after "happily ever after." Because some princesses wear lab coats instead of tiaras, and some princes are just fine with that. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,051 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Tit For Tat by Kyonomiko reviews
In which Draco is stubborn and Hermione tries to make him see reason. MrBenzedrine prompt inspired one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Good Start by Kyonomiko reviews
Hermione is looking for a little privacy, trying to avoid the revelry of the party happening in her common room. Unfortunately, she won't find any privacy in her own bed. Based on a Tumblr prompt from MrBenzedrine. Dramione Eighth Year EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/16 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 458,648 - Reviews: 25338 - Favs: 6,617 - Follows: 6,694 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Awards Season by JinnySkeans reviews
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." - Marilyn Monroe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
18 Flowers by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Lavender: "Darling," she kept calling. And he kept answering. [sasusaku oneshots][Slightly Crack][Some AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,026 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Changed for the Better by Ms.Hermione.Granger12 reviews
"Who knew" she said, looking up at him. Draco brushed his fingertips across her cheek, "that you were the key to changing everything.;" Draco shook his head, a small smirk across his face. "Not really. See, you have changed everything for the better and today is the beginning of our new life. Are you ready?" "Im ready for anything, only if it's with you" Hermione said, smiling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,278 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
arts and witchcraft by cdenton041793 reviews
hermione is sick of being a wallflower, sick of hiding her true self. so after her heart is broken, she figures, "why not?". EWE OOC just something rattling around my brain
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 1/23 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., OC
Picking up the Threads by RarRar93 reviews
How do you start again when everything is different? When you never expected to survive how do you live? What are the chances of finding true happiness in this world? Post Battle of Hogwarts. Fred and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/9 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
More Than You Can Chew by givingthisatry reviews
ONE SHOT: "Speaking of knowing ones place – someone who clearly did not know hers was Hermione Granger" Dramione Lemon. M for language and explicit goodness. You are warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/30 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tinder is the Night by LayAtHomeMom reviews
With thousands of potential mates at your fingertips, finding a connection is just a swipe away. Sometimes you have to left swipe a lot of Mr. Wrongs to swipe Mr. Right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught On Camera by cleotheo reviews
When Draco receives a new muggle camera as a birthday gift from his father-in-law, he struggles with the strange technology, resulting in an accidental recording of a private moment between him and Hermione. Lighthearted Dramione One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/30 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hot when Jealous by sxgittxrius reviews
Draco was always getting jealous for no reason, accusing her of flirting with people she had absolutely no interest in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Would You Ever Marry Me? by sxgittxrius reviews
Draco asks Hermione the question. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bet by givingthisatry reviews
ONE SHOT Dramione fanfic. - M for a reason *Smut - Not one to lose a bet to Harry, Hermione finds herself in a compromising position with Draco Malfoy. A position she actually rather enjoys-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/24 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forbidden by padfootastic reviews
"Filthy mudblood." "You wish you knew how filthy I am, Draco." Four part AU, Dramione. Complete. Warnings for slight sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/3 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
For the cause by Flightglow32 reviews
Draco Malfoy finds himself sat in Hermione Granger's spew meeting. It all started with a slip of skin. Rated M for sexual content. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/15 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
New World Order by JinnySkeans reviews
Because they've always been different and very much the same, and this is how they find their way back to each other. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,626 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The secret wife by La coccinelle bleue reviews
"The thing is, Mrs. Uchiha, I am weird, I am really bizarre, like extinct species bizarre, it's crazy, but for some odd reason," She barked a laugh, "With some miracle, your son loves me, and I love him, too, I don't know what that changes for you, but that's the truth, and the only truth I know." AU MATURE CONTENT SASUSAKU RATED M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,695 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The 30 Year Old Virgin by Tessela reviews
Marriage and women was not something on Itachi's mind. That scared not only the elders but his father and brother are worried about his asexual behavior and keeps threatening him with an arrange marriage so the last thing he needed was this annoying loud mouth girl stepping into his life and changing everything, even if it's suppose to be for the "better". AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,607 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Seeking a date by Flightglow32 reviews
The upcoming Quidditch match between Slytherin and Gryffindor falls on Valentine's day this year. Draco proposes a bet on the outcome of the match with Hermione, but come Valentine's day does she still want to win? Written for the platform 9 3/4 sweethearts comp
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/12 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
plot twist by elizabethandbug reviews
College AU. How does Draco Malfoy catch the attention of the most irritating girl he knows? Why, by being just as irritating, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Two Birds, One Stone by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger's desire to bed her neighbour, Draco Malfoy, causes her to engage in a little Slytherin scheming…with Crookshanks' help. Romance/Humor/Drama-Angst (for Draco)/Naughty Fun. 2016 DramioneLove Mini Fest Round 1 entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/9 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Keys by Primrue reviews
When Fred Weasley opens the door to the apartment, he unwittingly opens the door into Hermione Granger's life. Muggle AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/29/2016 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
ANBU by eskeflowne reviews
Non-Massacre:: Gaining Itachi's recommendation to enter ANBU is what Sakura sought, gaining his heart was another thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,517 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Icing Isn't Just for Cupcakes by Brightki reviews
Hermione relents under Harry's pressure and takes a job as the manager of a hockey team where she's introduced to the Weasley twins, a defense duo with a penchant for practical jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/25 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Set Up by Leisurereader reviews
Tsunade takes matters into her own hands with regards to their happiness. With Shizune's help and a little planning, the elder women of Konoha hope to bring a little happiness into two clueless ninja's lives.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/25 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
False Pretenses by ecocolatte reviews
Hermione lied and said she had a boyfriend. Draco uses this to his advantage and pretends to be her boyfriend, but has his own hidden agenda. Set in AU, disregards books storyline but implied 6th-7th year, a Draco/Hermione story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,165 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mermaid by Noppoh reviews
ONE-SHOT Draco thinks he's dreaming as he encounters a woman on some rocks in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea. He quickly becomes enchanted. Rated M for adult content. Eventual SMUT. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/22 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Best of Accidents by DarthVaderCat reviews
A tale of accidentally sleeping in Haruno Sakura's bed. If she won't kill him, someone else surely will. Modern Verse, Multiple Pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,052 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
SEERiously by Trinkisme reviews
Cashing in on a gift seems like a good idea to newly realized seer Ginny Weasley. Influenced by a muggle commercial she has seen, she schemes to introduce her own version of a Call-A-Psychic matchmaking service to the student population at Hogwarts. I don't own anything except an overactive imagination and a silly sense of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/27 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Bloody Valentine by MrBenzedrine reviews
Post-War. Draco Malfoy gets wind that Hermione is planning a Saint Valentine's Day Massacre - and he thinks it has something to do with the house elves. How can he get her to stop, without having her arrested and thoroughly ruining his chances with her? Misunderstandings and chaos abounds. A comedy of errors. COLLAB with LightofEvolution! ONE SHOT. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Three minutes by Flightglow32 reviews
Hermione is determined to set up her friends after Pansy's bad break up, even if it means suffering through an evening of speed dating. Written for the Dramione FanFiction Forum's Secret Admirer Fic Exchange
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/13 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Matched by longdistance reviews
The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn't even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone's wife. Draco has a secret that he'd rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,843 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Muggle Things by RavieSnake reviews
After a chance encounter with Hermione on a trampoline, Draco finds himself wondering how much more she can teach him about Muggle things. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,783 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 7/30/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Murphy's Law by MrBenzedrine reviews
Writing prompt: Murphy's law. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Draco Malfoy learns this first hand as he attempts to court Hermione Granger. Birthday gift for LightofEvolution. 3 chapters of feel good laughter. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,145 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/13 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Explicit Material by Kyonomiko reviews
Draco and Theo find some questionable material amongst the Head Girl's post and become a bit intrigued by Hermione Granger. EWE 8th year Dramione. Though the title might suggest otherwise, this is a soft 'M'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,038 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/22 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Tickling the Dragon by LightofEvolution reviews
An ancient secret lies hidden beneath Hogwarts. But it won't stay that way. Dramione, 8th year, EWE. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,721 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Marriage and Mischief Managed by nitefang reviews
When the Marriage Incentive is posited by both ancient magic and the Ministry to counter the severe population decline, Hermione finds herself disappointed with her prospects. The aforementioned prospects, however, finds this frankly offensive and decides to live up to her exact expectations, even if they're untrue, to prove Hermione's good at reading books, not people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Fred W., Hermione G.]
Fred and the Chocolate Covered Migraines by Cresswell Thorne reviews
Fred helps an unlucky-in-love Hermione celebrate her birthday. In the end, she ends up helping him out too. *FINISHED*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 10/19/2016 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
An answer to The Vagina Monologue by LightofEvolution reviews
A drabble to answer MrBenzedrine's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sometimes by Rushery reviews
Sometimes, Sasuke was rough. But Sakura loved it. Sometimes, Sasuke was slow. But Sakura loved that too. Collection of drabbles. Smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,354 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Pick-Up Artist by Kyonomiko reviews
Draco thinks he's pretty slick when it comes to talking to the witches of Hogwarts. His usual tricks seem to have a different affect on Hermione Granger, which makes him want to know her all the more. EWE Dramione fluffy one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/7 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Set-Up by LightofEvolution reviews
What happens when her friends drag Hermione out for a night? Some people are in for a set-up! Dramione, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/27/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Vagina Monologue by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger gets caught reading "The Vagina Monologues" and Draco Malfoy just has to comment. Drabble. Fun stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/6 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Desperate Measures by moor reviews
KakaSaku. When there's a dip in Kakashi's rankings for the latest issue of Hot Shinobi Digest, he takes matters into his own hands and enlists the help of one of Konoha's most eligible kunoichi. M for themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/4 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Meetings are boring A Draco Legilimens story by Flightglow32 reviews
Draco Malfoy gets bored in meetings. When he notices Hermione not paying attention he can't resist taking a look. Rated M for sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/2 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Christmastances by planetblue reviews
"I like her, Emmett. And I like the idea of her."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,417 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrapped In Red by Kittenshift17 reviews
*COMPLETE* During a school wide Secret Santa, Hermione has the bad luck of picking Draco Malfoy, suspected Death Eater. When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift, and Malfoy winds up trapped under some mistletoe, things get out of hand. Who said snogging a Death Eater wouldn't land her in a strangely addictive mess? A Christmassy Dramione tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,736 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Electricity Between Both of Us by pluhsauce reviews
Neither of them were the type to jump into relationships, but then again, neither of them were the type to passionately make out with strangers at the beginning of a seven-hour flight. And even though the world was determined to keep them apart, they couldn't deny the dizzying attraction between them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Coldheart by Rizzle reviews
Close to Yule, a simple mission to the Forbidden Forest goes awry. What follows will test Hermione's wits, her will to survive, and her heart. A failed submission to D/Hr Advent 2016 (I blew the word count).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,985 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 12/12/2016
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,940 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
An Indispensable Assistant by TayMor reviews
Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU. [COMPLETE]!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 179,408 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 7/2/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
What is Happening? by RavieSnake reviews
She was simply sitting next to him. On a couch at a party. And he just put his hand on her leg. EWE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,904 - Reviews: 3669 - Favs: 5,076 - Follows: 3,520 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dessert of the Day by paws-bells reviews
Random ItaSaku drabbles/onesies featuring various universes and various storylines for your reading pleasure. Chapters may or may not be interconnected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,246 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
Kush by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"One hit will make you change your mind."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,488 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned by KuriQuinn reviews
A month after the Chūnin Exams and the showdown with the final members of the Ootsutsuki family, Sakura discovers that she and Sasuke are due for an unexpected addition to the family. The discovery leads to a shift in dynamic among the Leaf's elite shinobi and their children. [AU after Boruto: The Movie] [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,609 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/21/2016 - Published: 7/3/2016 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Ino Y., Sai]
Once in a Lifetime by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Assorted one-shots, chronicling Sasuke's life from his engagement to Sakura through his golden years. All stories were inspired by and relate to locations in the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sarada U. - Complete
Muggle Things Bonus Chapter by RavieSnake reviews
Hermione finally teaches Draco how to do it like the Muggles do... Written as a bonus for my other story: Muggle Things. Dramione. EWE. Adult content. Please heed inside warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/7/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
We Did It by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,813 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 1/28/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Life Imitates Art by kakashis-porn-stash reviews
Sakura, Kakashi and movie theater smut in three acts. (For KakaSaku Week '16, Day 5: Movie AU.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Presque Toujours Pur by ShayaLonnie reviews
Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 180,005 - Reviews: 6015 - Favs: 8,653 - Follows: 4,248 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
The Winner by cleotheo reviews
When the Head Girl, Hermione Granger, finds the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy, playing cards in the head dorms with his friends, she finds herself embroiled in a game of strip poker with three handsome Slytherins. But who will emerge the winner? Suggestive, fun, little Dramione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/21/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Playing House with Malfoy by DMlover8 reviews
Hermione and Draco get partnered up in a Muggle Studies project about parenting, when something horrible goes wrong and their project becomes more involved then either of them bargained for. **First Place Winner of Summer 2016 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Fluffy/Humor Fic** **Nominated for #SomethinWicked16 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Potion/Spell Accident Fic**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,019 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Hours by MorganMay444 reviews
Who would have thought breaking up with Ron could lead to something like this?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Cure to Boredom is Curiosity by bentnotbroken1 reviews
A 2016 hp drizzle prompt After casting a silencing charm around herself to get some uninterrupted research time, Hermione Granger finds herself locked inside the library's new wards. The only problem? A bored Draco Malfoy has been locked inside with her, and nothing good comes from boredom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/7/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
A Touch of Bourbon by MrBenzedrine reviews
Draco Malfoy is taken aback when Hermione Granger shows up on his doorstep and decides to stay. Pushy, isn't she? One-shot. Rated M for smut/lemons/more smut. DRAMIONE ONE-SHOT COMPLETE Also a tad funny in places. Worth reading to the end. The unofficial prequel to The Closet Relativity Theory. ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 9/11/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Attempted Temptation by Dotti3 reviews
Prim and proper though she is, Uchiha Mikoto isn't afraid to play dirty to get what she wants. Unfortunately for Sakura, the matriarch has every intention of hooking the pinkette up with one of her sons. Modesty and propriety be damned. Prequel fic to 'A Closeted Affair'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 206,026 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wet Paint by DH78 reviews
Bella Swan is surprised and excited when a famous mysterious street artist lends his talents to create a mural for her community center. Bella never imagines it will put her face-to-face with her past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,729 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 182 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Takes a Holiday by planetblue reviews
The girl's not going to know what hit her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,616 - Reviews: 3699 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under the Heir by thealmightyneko reviews
Sakura finally gets an opportunity to enter ANBU and is assigned to a team under a certain Uchiha. She learns that her placement was not arbitrary. The circumstances just happened to fit perfectly and she carries out a mission of her own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 215,784 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Short Sheeting by idon'tedit reviews
Ron and Lavender have been annoying more than just Hermione with their excessive PDA. What happens when Fred asks Hermione to help him with pranking his brother as punishment for said behavior? One shot for now, may expand if there is interest. (very late birthday gift for a friend)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
Senses by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione and Draco both want the Room of Requirement to themselves. But sharing the space might be more than what they bargained for. Rated M for a reason. Narrative style: dialogue and sounds. Unique experience. Dramione (PWP) (Possible Oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Head Games by MissFantastic reviews
Inspired by the cliché challenge, Draco Malfoy is made Head Boy and is horrified to find that Hermione Granger is Head Girl. Draco decides the only thing that would make the situation bearable is to seduce the little know-it-all. He comes up with a foolproof plan - but does he really know the Gryffindor Princesses as well as he thinks? Draco POV. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,222 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Narcissa M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Made From Love by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Far away from home, Sasuke and Sakura welcome their daughter to the world.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sarada U. - Complete
The Hardest Subject by Apples and Beckett reviews
Fred is horrified to discover that Hermione thinks that being intimate feels only good for guys, so he vows to prove the know-it-all wrong, in the best way he knows how... Smut. Lemons. Mature Audience
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 6/24/2015
Decorations by Apples and Beckett reviews
Their bindings broke and fell to the floor, leaving her sitting stunned in his lap. Smut. Lemons. Please Review :) over 700 followers! (That is crazy!) :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,026 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W.
pink magic by lemongrave reviews
"Is there a reason to NOT be naked in OUR bed?" In which Sakura desperately tries to make him stay. SasuSaku. Pre-Sarada.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Simple Words by soyforramen reviews
They really should have paid more attention in Runes. Who knew such a simple question could invoke years of ancient magic?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/10/2016 - [Fred W., Hermione G.]
The Assistant by Riddler-of-Words reviews
Celebrity Sasuke Uchiha only allows male assistants. When he fires yet another one, who does he get? Sakura Haruno, new to assisting the rich and famous. He'll do whatever it takes to replace her and she'll do whatever it takes to keep this job. Who will win?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016
Charmed to You by CJRed reviews
Hermione comes up with a charm that allows for 'bonded soul' matches, something that has been unheard of for generations. The charm changes the marriage game, but what will Hermione do when her own magic matches her with none other than Draco Malfoy? Disregards Epilogue. Fluff and Lemons. Unique pairings. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 101,556 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ginny W., Gregory G.] - Complete
The List by FlirtyFlapper reviews
Mikoto is ready for grandchildren. The elders compiled a list of eligible women for Itachi. He isn't looking forward to it but if he must then he shall. He is going to work his way through the list. Surprisingly, a certain kunoichi isn't on it. M-later chapters. Non-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,121 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
Pink Trouble by SunnyMagicKingdom reviews
Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno are not only childhood friends, but they belonged to the executive committee of Konoha High's student council. As they worked to prepare for Konoha High's annual festival, they realize their feelings for each other. However, Sasuke will appreciate it if his older brother and friends will stop poking their noses in his new relationship. (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,766 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 6/8/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Sudden Changes by Mrs.Marauders reviews
Hermione discovers she's pregnant after a one night stand with Fred Weasley and an imposed marriage law forces them to get married. The Burrow goes wedding planning mad as the pair get to know each other while coping with the unexpected pregnancy. Not everyone's on Hermiones' side though. Can they discover who's out to get them before it's too late? FW/HG *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,459 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
My Best Friends' Wedding by JinnySkeans reviews
To love, honor, and cherish, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall tolerate each other's company. A stubborn maid of honor, a stubborn best man, and the bride and groom who will stop at nothing to put them back together again. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,026 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sasuke, Be Truthful by Sandman1191999 reviews
A story where Sasuke takes pills and answers a series of questions from Sakura. Rated M in case. Should I change to T? Please don't tell ending in reviews.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Imprévu by JinnySkeans reviews
It's how you play the cards you're dealt. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,428 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Study Time by Bloodmoon Goddess reviews
Sakura's study time gets interrupted by Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Girls Talk Boys by carbonatedfruit reviews
In which Sakura and her girlfriends get drunk and compare messy hookup stories. And on the one night that each of their boyfriends happen to spy on one of their sleepovers. No one's pride leaves the scene in tact.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Endless Possibilities by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Anthology. Sasu/Saku. Sasuke, Sakura, and the Uchiha family. o8: parenthood
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,389 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Sarada U.
Branches by LightofEvolution reviews
Narcissa is meddling, Draco is unnerved and Hermione is going to be an expert on trees... kind of. AU, EWE; Rating is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,063 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,047 - Reviews: 2675 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 4,779 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pitfall by bentnotbroken1 reviews
"I...I love Ron." His lips brushed against her ear as he breathed softly, "Then tell me to stop." They thought the war was over. Little Ok they know it was only just beginning. Dramione fic (Complete Part 1 of 2)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,612 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 2,519 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 8/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Luna L., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Don't You Dare by Kittenshift17 reviews
"You better not tell anyone!" he snarled after her. "I'd rather die," she replied without even deigning to look over her shoulder at him and Draco thought very seriously about cursing her for her insolence. "Nothing ever happened, you hear me Granger?" he shouted as she stomped away. When she flipped him the bird in reply Draco cursed foully.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,281 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Preconceived Notions by PennyDreddful reviews
"It was for your own good, mate. You had to learn sooner or later that Granger wasn't an option for you. She never was," Blaise said, almost sympathetically. "What's gotten into you? What makes you think I could ever look twice at her?" Blaise gave Draco a hard stare. "You really don't see it, do you?" [LONG HIATUS - this story will receive its due resolution.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 151,624 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Blaise Z.
Five Times It Didn't Quite Click by Sky Venom reviews
...because first time was the charm. Although, with Fred Weasley, you can never take the easy, straight route. He just wanted to have some fun, so fun she had, too. Only, now she has to come up with an answer which of the Weasley brothers is the best.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Hermione G., Charlie W., Fred W. - Complete
A Rude Announcement by HufflepuffBook-Keeper reviews
Hermione's class is suddenly interrupted by argument between two brothers. A oneshot based on a Gilmore Girls episode.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Fred W., Hermione G.]
Beg by oh so fawksey reviews
Fred and Hermione are left to their own devices in an empty house. I'll leave the rest to the imagination. This fic is rated M for a reason: Lots of smut, not a lot of plot. Nc-17. Please read responsibly and stay aware of the ratings. Enjoy :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Uchiha Family Chronicles by eskeflowne reviews
Chap 3 Making baby number two :: "Hi." Sakura all but purred to him and he knew instantly what that meant. :: Mature Content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Into the Wild by Miasmic reviews
After moving to a new city, Sakura vowed to start over - she'd start working out, make new friends, get a new job; all of which proved way easier in theory than in practice. Couldn't she just get a break already? Perhaps make at least one friend? And maybe (not) get run over by really hot guys in the park? / SasuSaku AU / Rate M for language, sexual themes, drug/alcohol use
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,699 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,058 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lessons of a MPW by Christie Hart reviews
Four guys. Four babies on the way. One house, and one very mad, pregnant woman. (Voted one of "Twilight Fanfiction Recommendations" Top June Fics!)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 39,712 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ignition by Einna Fletcher reviews
When a guarded black-haired boy meets a gritty pink-haired girl, expectations aren't always reality. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,575 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In For It Now by PrincessLeah80 reviews
"They were coworkers. They were friends. They were friends that occasionally slept together after a few too many drinks at the Leaky Cauldron." EWE, Dramione, rated M for gratuitous sex scenes. This is my WIP with no pressure story, so it won't have a definitive update schedule.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
I'll Be Back Tomorrow by Rushery reviews
Sasuke was almost asleep when he felt her chakra approaching. Oh well, some things are worth losing sleep over. Oneshot. Sasusaku. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From London, With Love by xxLucindaxx reviews
It's been almost 5 years since Draco and Hermione have seen each other, but a chance encounter in her store changes all of that...and they have Scorpius to thank for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,433 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Without A Smile by melistories reviews
"I hardly slept last night as it was. Mr. Cullen ran out of the office shortly after I stopped and I thought about boxing up my things but decided to wait until I was officially fired before doing anything rash." "You mean rash like breaking out in a song-and-dance routine in front of your boss?" Rosalie snickered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,584 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Night's Dress by Kiwiambrosia reviews
Hermione and her friends go out for a night of drinking and dancing in Muggle London, away from the limelight of fame. A year after her failed relationship with Ron, her body is beginning to crave more than she can give it. Maybe that blond Muggle can help...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,801 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ginny W., Luna L.
Becoming Lady Malfoy by MissFantastic reviews
To finally end the war, Hermione must agree to a marriage with the other side. Being engaged to marry one Malfoy would be stress enough, but Hermione finds herself outnumbered by Malfoys two to one! While she tries to navigate her new relationship, not everyone is happy with the situation. Hermione/Draco/Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 207,438 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Sakura Uchiha and Family by Golden Destiny reviews
Sasuke is back in Konoha. Sakura refuses to forgive him. But what will happen when they are forced to pretend as parents of three children. Will the children make them realise their love for each other? How long will they deny their feels for each other? M-rated for future lemons. (Sasu*Saku), (Naru*Hina), (Shika*Ino)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,970 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pleasurable Business by Lottielue1 reviews
A spell concealing the truth by creating a covering image, makes Ancient Runes far more enjoyable for Draco and Hermione as they focus on more pleasurable activities while surrounded by their Professor and fellow students. PWP Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Solidify by Felix Felicis With A Twist reviews
After Hermione Granger finds herself at the wrong end of Umbridge's quill; Fred Weasley takes it upon himself to cheer her up. One shot set during OOtP. HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Different Kind of Bell Test by ambiencealikw reviews
Kakashi tests how determined Sakura is to join ANBU. Sakura has never failed a seduction mission before, and she has no intention of starting now. The whole village takes notice as things begin to heat up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,651 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.]
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Sorry! This story has been removed from this site. Please see my bio for more info!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Birthday Suit by awynn22 reviews
Wizards have a different idea about birthday suits than muggles do. Of course, nobody tells Hermione that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
She's So Annoying by NaruHinaLover18 reviews
Sasuke cannot stand his wife. It's like she's attached to his hip. He wants nothing more to do than to shut her up...One shot! [M] [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Enemies With Benefits by Drusilla Maxima reviews
Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,625 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Interns and Tasers by Sakura478 reviews
Alright, so she tased him on a train. So what? He was a doctor and she was his summer intern, he would be completely professional about the whole thing right? It's not like he's going to turn her next few months into a living hell or anything? He's far too respectable for that, he is an Uchiha after all. Itasaku. Itachi/Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,402 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
A hole in the wall by EliexChan reviews
Modern!AU - Because of an unfortunate event, Hermione Granger gained a new roommate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Acquiring Positions by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
Post-Hogwarts. One Shot. Hermione and Draco have a bit of unresolved business to take care of...OFFICE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,143 - Reviews: 4870 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 5,752 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Toro, Toro! by T a C o C a T reviews
Perhaps, in hindsight, ruthlessly teasing her husband over the course of an entire evening wasn't the wisest decision ... or was it? SasuSaku. Oneshot. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/4/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Neighbors by FlirtyFlapper reviews
Hermione can't stand her loud neighbors. But somehow she gets stuck there and boy, is her neighbor charming! Non-Magical AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,250 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
The Ritual by DarkDaisies reviews
They believed he had been spared. They believed he would never know the truth behind his heritage. They were wrong...and now the witch he's spent a lifetime detesting is his destiny. -Rated M: sexual situations, language -Disclaimer: I own nothing, I just like to play with other people's toys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,145 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Wayward Familiar (complete) by Freya Ishtar reviews
Returning for 8th year, Hermione unexpectedly winds up with a 2nd familiar when the one she buys for Ron as a gift—a ferret she jokingly names Draco—refuses to go to him. When she realizes the creature isn't what it seems, she goes further than she ever thought she would to get the real Draco back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 53,736 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Fusion Unleashed: Yorugiku by whackybiscuit reviews
Part 11 of the Fusion Saga. One-Shot! It's Byakuya's birthday, and Yoruichi thinks he needs a stress-reliever. So she fuses with Rangiku to become the ultimate birthday gift! YoruichiXByakuyaXRangiku!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Yoruichi S., Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
At a Muggle Music Fest by NevermoreRed reviews
At a music festival, Hermione and Fred find their own sort of entertainment. One shot. Rated M for a reason :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/18/2016 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
A New Understanding by Apples and Beckett reviews
Fred finds out that Hermione's previous boyfriends have been hopeless in bed and is shocked, she deserves better. Sweet, Lemons, NSFW, smut, mature readers only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 4/9/2016
The Real World by Zsasusaku reviews
Ino: "Jeez," she adjusted herself in her chair laughing nervously, "I hope my dad doesn't see this. Is he gonna see this? Are you gonna put it on the show?" Interviewer: "Maybe."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
And Then There Was One by L.uca Kerberos reviews
The last thing that Haruno Sakura needed in her life was an overbearing brother who showed up out of nowhere to take control of her love life. Sakura x Variety. AU Non-Massacre
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,695 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Kiba I.
The First Time by MizukiYukiko reviews
The first time he saw her, he was nine and she was five. The first time he talked to her, she was twelve and he was seventeen. The first time he took real note of her, she was fifteen and he was nineteen. Little did he know that such inconsequential meetings would change everything he thought, felt, and did. ItachiXSakura. AU Non-Massacre. 50 shinobi theme #40. Heartstrings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,956 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Almost (But Not Quite) by escapiism reviews
Six times Harry thought he knew — and the one time he did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/1/2016 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] Harry P., George W.
Ninety-Five Percent by HufflepuffMommy reviews
A new Wizarding Marriage Law has come into effect and Hermione takes her chance with the Ministry and lets them decide who would be the best match for her. Who would ever believe that Draco Malfoy would be her best match with a 95% Compatibility? (Hermione/Draco). Rated M for language and mature themes later on. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 101,444 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Koishii by LoSinG-CoNscIoUsnEsS reviews
Sasuke didn't know what irritating truly was until he had met her... "Tch, annoying," he rolled his eyes. Sakura fumed from above him, "You know, you shouldn't insult the person about to conduct surgery on you, I might accidentally slit your throat." Sasusaku, non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,601 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 7/29/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
A Dangerous Affair by krissh reviews
Hermione was terrified. The rage in Draco's eyes was unmistakable; He looked like he was ready to kill someone. When she did not answer, he slammed her arms above her head, pinning her to the wall. "How dare you mock me like that," he snarled in her face. "You filthy mudblood."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,150 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Not Part of the Plan by PotterizeMe reviews
Marriage Law Fic: Her life was twisted upside-down. She had no choice. Hermione Granger had to marry Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
A Muse's Ransom by bornonhalloween reviews
What's an author to do when her own main character makes her an offer she can't refuse? Judges' First Choice Award for the Control. Possess. Seduce. Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,520 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14762 - Favs: 12,578 - Follows: 5,689 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Funny Love by Tessela reviews
Parenting isn't an easy task but someone has to do it and who better than a workaholic medic and a grumpy Uchiha. A series of oneshots rotating around the eventful everyday lives of Sakura and Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,798 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Home for the Harvest by compass54 reviews
Montana, 1000 feet above the Missouri River, was the last photo shoot before my vacation. The Cullen family, expanding the brand of their high-end whiskey, hired me to photograph their harvest. They chose an unknown male model to add sex to the campaign, and I knew working with an amateur would be a challenge. I never knew their seductive country boy would have me begging for more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 398 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Bella, Edward
Heart to Heart by Lottielue1 reviews
A conversation between two former enemies in the middle of the night enlightens them to the possibility of a brighter future. Hermione/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/12/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Invisible Line by littlecat358 reviews
WRITTEN AS A O/S in 2011 for Fandom Against D/V. CONTINUED as short story in 2014. Edward and Bella, friends since high school, are very close. So close, that the line between friendship and something more is often blurred. Will they ever cross the line or will they always teeter on the edge of what could be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,133 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Woods by Oprah Winfrey reviews
A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,658 - Reviews: 2683 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella
Just a simple test by TheDevilOfSlytherin reviews
At first, Hermione just wanted to review her transfiguration test. Then Fred and George arrived and the situation became too weird ( Please be nice, I'm a French Author )
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/29/2016 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Of Blackouts & Selective Memories by MsChesire reviews
After a celebration party, apparently everyone in town seems to knows exactly what happened between her and Sasuke...except her. Join Sakura as she tries to forget a night gone wrong, or at least that's how she remembers it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/25/2016 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Her True Life by rogan21trory reviews
Hermione didn't know why she was sent home for the weekend, but she welcomed the break. Little did she know all of Hogwarts was about to know her True Life. AU D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dancing Embers by Bloomingsakuralotus reviews
He watched her as she danced across the earth like the element she wielded. Fire. Beautiful, passionate, sensual, and the promise of chaos flickering in her eyes. . . and then he realized she had stolen his wallet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,322 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Hinata H.
Key West: The Honeymoon by pattyrose reviews
DeepDiver-ward and his Beautiful Bella have tied the knot and are now embarking on a long, catamaran honeymoon around the Caribbean. Sailing along the open waters without another soul in sight, Edward guarantees Bella a honeymoon she won't soon forget. E/B. Rated M. Romance/Humor. Lots of Lovin'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,996 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
ONE-SHOT - A Valentine's Day function at the Ministry leaves two old friends to their own devices. Percy x Hermione. Rated M for sexual situations and a bit of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
Cats and Dogs by JinnySkeans reviews
"Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened." - Anatole France
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Common Colds and Beautiful Noises by xxxR.I.P.xxx reviews
Fred is sick, and even magic can't cure the common cold. All he wants to do is sleep, but he wants that special someone to stay by his side. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2016 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Babysitting by xxxR.I.P.xxx reviews
Babysitting isn't always as fun as you'd think. Especially when the kids you're babysitting have magic powers. Hermione and Fred will know better next time. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2016 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Fanfiction by xxxR.I.P.xxx reviews
The students of Hogwarts have discovered a favorite past time of Muggles: fanfiction. One of these particular stories has found it's way into the hands of one Hermione Granger, and the one person she doesn't want to catch her reading it, does. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2016 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Brilliant Magic by LJ Summers reviews
WINNER: BEST HONORARY MARAUDER FIC in the MARAUDER MEDALS, 2016! "Someday . . . you'll do it your own way, not theirs!" Slytherin!Hermione, in which the brilliant witch catches the attention of creative twin wizards. It isn't easy, though. Not all Gryffindors are vastly brave, nor are all Slytherins loyal to their own. FW/HG/GW, AU from Hermione's 1st year. Cover art by windyshoes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 162,754 - Reviews: 2501 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W., George W.] - Complete
The King of Bowery and Bleecker by planetblue reviews
He is a dingy bar and a tar roof; he is black marker and the euphoria of standing on a ledge with your toes too close. He is a moment seared inside an eighteen-year-old girl that shaped every moment that came after.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 175 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heat Of The Night by AlmaGemela reviews
Heat prickled over her skin, but it had nothing to do with the air of her hot apartment...Byakuya has been attacked by an Arrancar, and Orihime goes too far in coming to his aid...Graphic Material Within: Mature Audience Only!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,970 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Byakuya K., Orihime I.
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,567 - Reviews: 4640 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 3,208 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
Seduction by Myrddin Emrys The Third reviews
Sakura was used to taking over Ino's normal and seduction missions whenever her friend got dumped, but this time she was going alongside Neji for the mission. Something was up with him though, and Sakura was determined to get to the bottom of it, all the while hoping to avoid sleeping with her repulsive mission target. M for lemons, NejiSaku both past and present. On hold.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 1/22/2013 - [Sakura H., Neji H.]
Arranged by zunaira ghazal reviews
Arranged marriage in the twenty-first century might have been uncommon, but not unheard of. "You're mommy's special little snowflake, aren't you?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,275 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Guilty Passion by princesshyuuga01 reviews
It is common knowledge that whatever happens in Suna does NOT very often remain in Suna. In fact, what happened in Suna left Sakura pregnant with the child of a man to whom she could pin no name. Will they succumb to the pressures of family traditions and broken friendships or can they really turn one night of passion into a lifetime of love for the sake of their child? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 9/20/2011 - [Sakura H., Neji H.]
The Best Year by Delphiniumrose reviews
Fremione one-shot. Takes place in a crowded Diagon Alley, with guest stars Ronald Weasley and the lovely Lav-Lav.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2016 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
You Give Me Fever by ocealyn reviews
Bella Swan covers for a friend who works at a Burlesque Bar down at Hollywood for one night and left a sensual impression on a green-eyed Adonis in the audience. What happens when that green-eyed Adonis turns out to be someone she needs to work with in order to fulfill her lifelong dream? Suck it up, Bella! At least he's cute, right? (EdwardxBella) (Short Story) [Back from Hiatus]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
Harken's Bell by Lady Kaliska reviews
A woman bound by fate. A life intertwined with those who come in the name of Shinobi of whom she spurned. Was the price of being true to a birth right too steep? Or was blending with those she could never understand the answer to her plight? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 287,592 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Secondary by eriah reviews
Uchiha Shisui is determined to find Itachi a girlfriend. When Sakura steps into the picture, he gets a wild idea to bring the two unsuspecting people together. Unfortunately, things aren't so simple. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Fashion means war by xElla8D reviews
SasuSaku, Modern AU. One thing Ino would have never seen coming was her falling in love with her new client, but what she expected even less was the intrigue and slight softness his eyes held when he gazed at her best friend. Caught in the scandalous affairs of the infamous Sasuke Uchiha, will their friendship last and will Sakura still despise the raven haired?/dropped
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 8/9/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Ino Y.
Cleaning Cauldrons by Delphiniumrose reviews
Hermione needs this detention. It's her last chance. AU, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2016 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Love Potions by KeepCalmAndWriteSomething reviews
Fred sighed impatiently, throwing his hands in the air. "Merlin, Hermione. Do you make it this difficult on every bloke that asks you on a date?" - Drabble. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Wedding Day Blues by Delphiniumrose reviews
Fred wonders if he's been left at the altar. EWE, slightly AU. Fred lives, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2016 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Tell Me When by Kazerith reviews
Shikamaru was proud of his observational skills, most of the time. Except for those moments when they allude to more questions than answers, and that usually requires more work than he would normally be willing to contribute. Yet, Sakura Haruno was causing him to think of a lot of questions, and his desire to know really was becoming troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Stalking Hermione by Clementine Buttersnaps reviews
Stalking, such a nasty word. Fred Weasley was no stalker, nor was he a creeper or leerer. No a stalker he wasn't- but he was very observant. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
To Duel With Fate by Mihkail reviews
Sequel to An Unlikely Seduction. After months of avoidance, fate has thrown Itachi back in Sakura's face when a failed mission nearly claims his life. Her greatest challenges lie ahead, while trying to navigate a maelstrom of conflicting emotions & maintain the string of lies & secrets she's managed to tangle herself and those close to her in, particularly Sasuke. ItaSak, Nonmass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,122 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Dead or Alive by Politelycynical reviews
WESTERN AU: He was a cartographer, an inventor, and a troublemaker. He was mayhem, chaotic and playful. He was improper invitations and bashful smiles of feigned innocence followed by a sly, slow, and wicked grin that made her insides squirm and ignite. And then he was suddenly something that she never thought that he would ever become—that he even could become—(FW/HG).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,274 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
Noticing by boshrocks reviews
Harry and Ron start noticing Hermione acting strangely. They try to investigate without her working out what they're up to. One-shot better than it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Rainy Afternoons and Muggle Games by seddiesane reviews
A normal boring day at the Burrow, wizards and muggle games such as truth or dare and spin the bottle? Hilarity innsues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Fred W., Hermione G.
The Letter by Politelycynical reviews
TWOSHOT: She had written that stupid letter for one purpose. It was an outlet to express everything she had been feeling—she just needed to say it somehow. To explain what was coursing through her every time his hand brushed hers. She hoped that it would put an end to this pull that he seemed to carry with him- ground this electricity that beckoned her to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
This Damnedable Curse! by Politelycynical reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione is forced to attend a party down at the Weasley's Lake. Fred and George put on a show to entertain their guests. (Warning: Ridiculousness Ahead)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/2/2016 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Flesh Fetish by Lethal Temptress reviews
Sakura has a fetish, but it's not what anyone would expect of a ninja. She indulges in it secretly and will likely never tell her lovers. Oneshot. Threesome. NaruSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Snowfall Kind of Love by TheFicChick reviews
There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Matchmaker by soyforramen reviews
Ginny never was any good at matchmaking. But why should she let that stop her when it comes to the happiness of her friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] George W., Ginny W. - Complete
The Pie Equation by TheQueenWriter reviews
Don't allow your past to dictate your future. Edward is a single dad. Bella comes home to help her dad after an accident. Will Edward allow their old friendship to blossom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,821 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Not Going To Work by boshrocks reviews
Fred has a new plan to win Hermione's heart. Will it succeed or will it flop, as George fully expects it will. Fremione. Fred and Sirius did not die (I still refuse to accept it).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Hermione G., Fred W.
If Ninjas Had Twitter by Keelah reviews
He was leaving. She was heartbroken. It was a bittersweet separation... kind of. Except internet makes romance a lot less romantic (Kakashi X Sakura, humor one-shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sucker Love by Tjoek reviews
"The first time he sees her is out in the school courtyard, cigarette smoke billowing from her nostrils like a furious dragon. He is surprised at himself for noticing her. He doesn't normally notice people, he observes them..." AU. Violate.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,936 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Tate L., Violet H.
Crimson & Clover by Craft Rose reviews
A collection of (naughty and shamelessly unresolved) drabbles, between our favourite witch and wizard. If any of the drabbles strike your fancy, let me know. I'll see if I can turn them into one-shots, or more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,609 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 5/2/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
A Proposal by kyella14 reviews
Ron pops the question in front of the whole Weasley family. Only things don't go quite the way he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/21/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Just Like Heaven by hotstuffhufflepuff reviews
"Why are we doing this?" She whispers. "I don't know," He says. "Fun?" "Somebody's going to get hurt." He laughs gently and lifts her chin to kiss her again. "Darling," He says gruffly, "You don't need to worry about me like that." { Fred/Hermione. EWE. Will be published in five parts. I own nothing. }
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 10/21/2015 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Lounge Chair by Ablemarle reviews
Bella finds a new way to relax around Edward on one afternoon. RATED M, possible lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2015 - [Edward, Bella]
Dinnertime Restlessness by bubblegum shaved ice reviews
SasuSaku. In which, Sakura worries, and Sasuke worries even more. Trust Sasuke to make 'I'd prefer you to strip' seem less perverted than it actually is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Year Of Magical Discovering by OlivettiMachine reviews
Sasuke had been travelling alone for a year. When he comes back to Sakura she convinces him to start a new journey, this time together. This is the story of their year travelling together. Rated M. Post-Canon. SasuSaku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,977 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One More Song by soyforramen reviews
A one-night stand and a singing Weasley. What else could a girl ask for?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Patient by bubblegum shaved ice reviews
SasuSaku. Hospital beds are not made for sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,888 - Reviews: 6747 - Favs: 4,411 - Follows: 6,367 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Little Bird by ashlieeexoxo reviews
In which Hermione and Fred accidentally bonded their souls during the battle of Hogwarts, and are now forced to confront their hidden feelings for each other. AU because some people are alive who shouldn't be, slight OOC because Fred and Hermione have feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,701 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Baby Whisperer by compass54 reviews
She manipulated me so easily. Twenty-one, beautiful and curious is a perilous mix. Olderward. Jazz music. He's a successful classical pianist who doesn't believe in marriage. She's still in college. They meet at his manager's wedding and he doesn't stand a chance. Host's Choice and Judge's Choice in the May to December Romance Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,780 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Complete
In It to Win It by RavieSnake reviews
Draco really wants to win the annual Halloween costume contest at the Leaky Cauldron. He thinks he's got a winning idea, but then Harry shows up in an equally amusing costume. Will either win? Post Hogwarts. EWE. Oneshot. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Stormy Nights by tamsyyn reviews
A little fun in the backseat of a police car.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picking up the Pieces by tufano79 reviews
Isabella Black lost her husband in the cruelest way possible. Jacob wasted away by the evil, silent killer, cancer. A year after his death, Bella packs up her home in Phoenix and drives back to Forks, Washington. Will she finally find a way to pick up the pieces with the help of her family, friends and a green-eyed cop? ON HIATUS ... Will be continued after the 1st of the year.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 133,131 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014
The Librarian by spanglemaker9 reviews
Bella's found a creative way to use her degree, and it's going great. Until Eddie Masen crosses her desk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 352 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hermione Granger: One in a Million by DivineDebris reviews
There was no one in the world quite like Hermione Granger. Well, tonight there was, but George was hardly to blame. A Halloween prank has gone very wrong, and there are a few unexpected consequences. 7th year for the twins. No Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Hermione G., George W.] Fred W. - Complete
The Assignment by mitsuki191 reviews
What happens when Kakashi assigns Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura a three day special assignment due to lack of teamwork? Team 7 sleepover at the Uchiha mansion riles up some passion, humor, drinking, and games. Will they bond as a team again? Read and find out. Rated M for many Lemons. Mostly SasuSaku, some NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,912 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Tsubasa by Ailu Chan reviews
"If I didn't know you, I'd think you're flirting with me." "You don't know me," he said. "...exactly." In a world where she is innocent, kind and lonely, and he is ruthless, merciless and a shinobi, they met. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,360 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sundays by LadyWriterTomlinson reviews
SasuSasku - Married [What happens when Sakura neglects hubby for a bunch of dusty old books? Well, he does the only possible thing left to do. Distract her, of course.] Smut warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Two is Better by cb1nz reviews
An unexpected confession from Hermione leaves Fred and George...intrigued and hungry for more. Can the three of them find love, or is sharing impossible? FredxHermionexGeorge, no twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W.
Dare by 2brown-eyes reviews
You are to do my bidding, Maid of Honor. We never should've let Alice decide a dare for one of her bridesmaids. But then again, maybe it was just what I needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wildest Dreams by Riddler-of-Words reviews
He created rules, she broke them. He ran with CEOs, she ran with lions. He felt trapped, she embodied freedom. She welcomed him into her world, they knew he couldn't stay. Only...in their wildest dreams.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,398 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Little Black Dress by Idle Dino reviews
"You may have her heart but the rest of her body is drawn to me." Sasuke and Kakashi compete over Sakura. KakaSakuSasu threesome. Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/24/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Hot Dude, Reading by Ninkita reviews
Two bibliophiles, an Instagram account and some very suggestive hash-tagging. Is it true that there's nothing sexier than books? *4th place, Popular Vote, in the 2015 Meet The Mate Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 279 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bunc-uh-oh by JonesnInDaHood reviews
When Edward knocks on the wrong door, he's invited in to a party he never anticipated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boy Talk by Bittersweet Escape reviews
"I'm gonna climb him like a tree." An Entry for the Meet The Mate Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Right Medicine by deviant bamboo reviews
Ever felt like the universe was working against you? I have. Then again, who am I to argue with fate? **Entry for the Meet the Mate Contest - Won Honorable Mention**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nymphomania by PaigeyD93 reviews
Nymphomania: Uncontrollable or excessive sexual desire in a woman. Basically a series of one-shots where Sakura is paired with various characters (which are listed inside). All of which are rated M for language and other adult material. Collaboration with the ever lovely 'Burnt Red'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,452 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Sakura H., Gaara, Shisui U., Hidan
Skin by Craft Rose reviews
After a particularly messy breakup, Hermione throws caution to the wind and volunteers to do a bit of nude modelling for a Muggle art class. As you do. It's all fine and dandy, until she learns her sworn enemy is one of the students.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,291 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Suppressed Emotions by hopelesslydevoted.xx reviews
"Granger what the hell?" Draco asked looking at her ruffled clothes, and her face covered in blood. Hermione let out a loud sob and threw herself into his arms. - Draco and Hermione are forced to live together after Hermione gets attacked during patrolling. Relying on her worst enemy to keep her safe, what could go wrong, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 149,714 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mr Kuchiki Takes a Wife! by mous1elousi3 reviews
AU. Respected prosecutor, Kuchiki Byakuya enlists the aid of one of Tokyo's finest, police detective Matsumoto Rangiku to thwart the evil plans of his uncle, Kuchiki Kouga. Things...don't go as planned. RATING CHANGED.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,776 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto, Kouga K.
Unwilling Juliet, Unsuspecting Romeo by Riddler-of-Words reviews
Collage of oneshots where Sasuke and Sakura find themselves in some very compromising situations. #21: "I'm Sasuke Uchiha, captain of this ship, the Sharingan. Welcome aboard."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,248 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sharks and Mermaids by demimonde reviews
Sakura Haruno was of the mind that if life gave you lemons, then make lemonade. With this latest arrangement, she really didn't have a choice but to do just that. And maybe, if she was lucky, it would be more sweet than sour. High school AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki
Unity by PalmettoBlue reviews
Follows our favorites in the 8th year & Marriage law. "Don't you get it, Granger? We will belong to each other." EWE. Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to the HP universe. (AU/OOC/EWE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,392 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 3/5/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Can't Get You Off My Mind by soyforramen reviews
One Shot: When Hermione finds that she can't get a certain Weasley out of her head, a love potion must be the only reason. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/21/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] George W. - Complete
Sucks for Smith by RavieSnake reviews
"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Muddy Princess by Colubrina reviews
Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,710 - Reviews: 3353 - Favs: 4,796 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Close Encounters by JinnySkeans reviews
Her dad warned her about talking to strange boys. She might've tuned out the part where he told her not to move in with them. Whoops. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,857 - Reviews: 2599 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Best Friend's Brother by myownlittleinfinity reviews
Bella Swan has just started her junior year of high school. She had always admired her best friend's older brother, Edward, from afar. But now that they are in the same AP Bio class, can she get him to notice her? Has he always? All Human, AU, perhaps a bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,677 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Masen Boys by Jdifrans1 reviews
Is there anything better than watching three hot guys building a block foundation? Bella and Rose don't think so - that is until drinks after work lead them to meet the Masens face to face. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,096 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Play, Pause, Repeat by RRose reviews
Bella Swan knows that YouTube's most subscribed gamer Edward Cullen goes to the same university as she does. She knows collaborating with him in one video will boost her fledgling cooking channel's traffic as well. What she doesn't know is that views and subscribers aren't the only things Edward can give her. Looks like their shippers might actually be on to something.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,010 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9574 - Favs: 9,244 - Follows: 6,409 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Drunk by EphemeralSakura reviews
SasuSaku - No alcoholic drink in the world can drive two people as crazy as love does. (Rated M for precaution)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Paperwork by Sariasprincy reviews
Sakura didn't like that her lover was always out of bed in the middle of the night. Itachi didn't like how she teased him all the time. ItaSaku. Within the Messages verse. Modern.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Fixing Fragments by ParaKayC reviews
"Just let me, okay?...Let me make it up to you." Sasuke whole-heartedly spelled out. An anthology of mending the pieces, reinventing relationships, morning walks, words left unsaid, bachelor parties and even voyeurism. (POST 699 / POST WAR)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Louder than Words by SouthSideStory reviews
Sakura hasn't uttered a word since the day her family died, but Sasuke is determined to find a way to help her speak. Non-Uchiha massacre. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Office by fortes in fide reviews
This meeting has definitely not been adjourned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Competition by Lethal Temptress reviews
Sakura is unwillingly drawn into another competition between her boys. One-shot. Threesome. NaruSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Bit of a Mix Up by K-chu reviews
Chap 8: Confession (Part II), Sakura seeks penitence from her raven-haired pastor and things get out of hand in a hurry. Collection of SasuSaku Oneshots
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,905 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Detention to Desire by Twihardforever627 reviews
He's the school hottie, cocky and arrogant. She's the school nerd, loner extraordinaire. She hates him. He doesn't know who she is. At first. What happens after one particular detention class? ExB. All human. Eventual lemons. First fic ever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,945 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
Dressing Rooms by foreversnow reviews
DRABBLE collection. 14: "Sakura, why are you smiling like you just got away with murder?" —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sharp encounter by Those-carrots reviews
Itachi and Shisui Uchiha are both the pride of the fire country. Sakura is the apprentice of the 5th Hokage herself. Yet team seven still treats the pinket as if she were too weak to go on what they called 'dangerous missions'. Could Itachi and Shisui some how help Sakura with her small or huge dilemma? OC *Non-massacre* Itachi/Sakura Continued!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
The Times He Kissed Her by PearLynn reviews
Sakura recounts the first times Sasuke kissed her. Rated M for smut, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crazy Like That by planetblue reviews
Cause she is fire. The hottest, deadliest kind of fire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,410 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Birthday Surprise by PaigeyD93 reviews
After a drunken confession to her two best friends, Sakura finds them more than willing to act out her most intimate fantasy. This just might end up being Sakura's favourite birthday present, ever! Shisui/Sakura/Itachi threesome. Warnings inside, R&R Please! RATED M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Scrabble Drabble by brown.eyelashes reviews
"knifes? What the fuck is knifes?" "Well it's the plural of knife-" "That's knives." -Sasusaku. OITNB AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the games we play by shannaringan reviews
AU. When your best friend lets you climb up his window at four in the morning, you can can't just go asking if he loves you. / for ssmonth15d4
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Possibilities by Politelycynical reviews
ONESHOT. SOUTHERN AU: Her calves burned as she hiked up a particularly steep hill. Years of leaves littered the ground, causing her to slip every few feet. She watched one of Ron's older brothers use tree trunks to pull himself up the slopes. A particularly interesting muscle beneath his shoulder blade bulged. She thought maybe his name was Fred, but she couldn't be sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
A New Family by Maeos1 reviews
Hermione and Fred get some unexpected news after sharing a night together that was meant to rid nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,137 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
Reflections of a Bookworm by FlirtyFlapper reviews
A requested follow up on Weasley Boys on How to Romance a Bookworm; Hermione reflects on her life with Fred
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
I'mma make you beg for it by LH-Angel reviews
She leaned in close to him and whispered in his ear "I'mma make you beg for it," she took a step back and avoided the arm that he extended out to reach for her. She slowly backed away from him, as a smirk appeared on her lips. His eyes swallowed her completely and a predatory smile materialized on his lips, as he walked after her with slow, but determined steps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Queen of Fist by HRH-The-Otaku-Queen reviews
"I need you to help me with something," Sasuke said calmly, staring Sakura straight in the eye. She smiled and held out her hand for him to take. She knew he wouldn't take it, but the gesture had to mean something to her former teammate. "Whatever it is, Sasuke, I'll help you." "I need you..." He turned his head away and folded his arms. "To help me rebuild the Uchiha clan."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 193,714 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Poker Face by Sariasprincy reviews
It was just a weekend in Vegas; a weekend of fun. And somehow she was in his bed and enjoying every minute of it…at least until the morning. Modern. Las Vegas. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Two Can Play by Craft Rose reviews
Malfoy sets off on a quest to seduce the Gryffindor know-it-all herself, Hermione Granger, at the request of an unlikely classmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Where Two Raging Fires Meet by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger catches Draco Malfoy reading the famous works of Muggle author, William Shakespeare. This leads to a series of bizarre interactions between them that permanently alters their fundamental understanding of each other & changes the course of the war. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Drama/Angst/Romance. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. 2014 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Early Mornings by SweetNothingz reviews
Mornings could become Sakura's favorite time of day ;)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
It All Started with Kiss Cam by MissGreenEyes93 reviews
Bella Swan is given a Basketball ticket by her best friend Rose and she attends the game with Edward, a friend of Rose's husband. Love springs from a Kiss Cam that wins Edward and Bella a Holiday. All Human. E/B, R/E, A/J. Canon pairings. All romance and fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - [Bella, Edward] [Rosalie, Emmett]
Feline Fun by cleotheo reviews
A run in with Harry and Ron leaves Draco in an unusual condition. While trying to find help, he discovers a secret the Head Girl has been hiding. Light Hearted One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You've got Owls by Evilspazcookie reviews
Draco and Hermione both join an anonymous pen pal group. They agree not to exchange any personal information, class, job, blood status, no names. They only know each other by their pen names. Draco and Hermione begin to develop feelings for their penpals, while continuously circling around each other in real life, until one of them figures out who they are really talking to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,401 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sweet Nothings by reneegraham reviews
A series of one-shot prompts; about every and anything. Chapter 7 Summary: A sick Sakura proposes an interest solution to a problem Sasuke has.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Reason by serenity-touched reviews
Sakura has just started her new life in college. Of all the places... why is her ex-teacher sitting next to her in class? KakaSaku. Modern day AU. Chap 49 up. Chapters 1-16 edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,970 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 8/13/2011 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
Seven Minutes by Ms. Chloe River Oswald reviews
Dramione one shot. A fun little game of seven minutes in heaven is always nice, right? (Post war. I might make this into a full, multiple chapter story.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wood: The Ultimate Cure for Boredom by MsSailorman reviews
"In over a century of living, not even an erection. No sexual satisfaction. That would turn any seventeen year old dude into a grouchy piece of s***. But expound that by leaps and bounds and you get me: Edward Cullen, most sexually frustrated person on the f****** planet." So Edward's immortality isn't exactly going to plan . . . until her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,092 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
Rental Exchange by FoxxyJ reviews
A May To December Romance Contest entry: "Professional architect seeks senior culinary student for rental exchange." Edward Cullen had no idea of the trouble he was in for the day he placed a simple advertisement to make his hectic life easier. Olderward x Youngella. Winner of The Temptress Award for Best Young Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,147 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and the Baker by CaylenA reviews
"You know what you need? A hit in the head with a rolling pin." Alice said to me. Why did fate have to take it so seriously? She was just joking!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Bella, Edward
SasuSaku Oneshot Haven 3 by UchihaSanNin reviews
"My brother has different tastes." He whispered, leaning down and letting his arms wrap around her waist. Her heartbeat seemed to increase tenfold, panic threatening to take over. His lips feathered across the exposed collarbone and up her throat. Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,193 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Abandoned Parts Of Hogwarts by amorendlessly
Hermione's anger was pretty cute, but Draco's wasn't supposed to be, and when he told someone not to lie he was supposed to be feared. Not giggled at. M for sexual themes. Written for SlytherinPrincessxXx's Dramione Prompt Challenge in HPFC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Touch Me Like You Do by Kittenshift17 reviews
*ONE SHOT* Fred had no idea what was wrong with him. He was supposed to be focusing on products for the line of wizard pranks he and George were developing with the money Harry had given them last year. That was he was supposed to be doing, but instead, ever since the summer they'd spent at Headquarters, Fred kept finding himself distracted by Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 263 - Published: 5/8/2015 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unrequited Snowstorm by Kittenshift17 reviews
SEQUEL TO UNREQUITED SNOWFALL. The trial of Draco Malfoy was the most controversial of the year. Most felt that he ought to be thrown into Azkaban for his crimes, the other half passionately believed it was wrong to lock up an eighteen year old boy for choices he'd been forced to make under duress. Hermione Granger was never expected the trial to take a turn like this. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/8/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Naked Man by SoftGray reviews
Draco and Theo know better than to take dating advice from Blaise. But Draco's going through a dry spell and Theo is out for some old-fashioned revenge. And this new plan works two out of three times, guaranteed. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
One-shot: Hidden Desires by XAllthingswritableX reviews
Crookshanks, it seems, is the master of matchmaking. He knows when two people belong together - he has the magic paw so to speak and is able to see the hidden desires that reside deep within those who attend Hogwarts. Therefore, who does he end up pairing together in this short one-shot, despite their differences? Read to find out more...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Crookshanks - Complete
Of Books and their Covers by thimbles reviews
A little story about falling hard and fast. For Vancouver Canuck Girl on her birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contraband by cleotheo reviews
When McGonagall finds Weasleys Wizard Wheezes products have been brought into her classroom, she decides to check for any more contraband her seventh years are in possession of. What she doesn't expect is for every student in her class to be carrying around something they shouldn't. Fun, One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Friendly Wager by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
"If I win, you have to come clean my house without magic for the next 2 months." I smiled. He smirked. "Fine. But if I win, you have to sleep with me." Both doctors, Draco and Hermione have a lot on their minds. They'll do anything to win this bet- it's time to play dirty. Stitches won't fix this one. (Really ust a story about jokes, unrealistic situations and misguided gambling)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,062 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Operation: Santa's Elves by JonesnInDaHood reviews
When local cop Edward Cullen breaks into Bella Swan's house to stuff her stockings, he gets more than he bargained for. A Christmas TwiFic Drabble dedicated to our readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,818 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All for Charity by cleotheo reviews
At a charity fundraiser for St Mungo's, Hermione runs into her old school friends – who are not at all impressed to find out who Hermione is now married to. Five part reunion story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Restaurant by DaCherry reviews
When Edward returns to help manage his family's restaurant alongside his cousin Alice and her best friend, Bella, sparks fly between Edward and Bella, and not in a good way. At first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,697 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing Her Luck by articcat621 reviews
Hermione thought her day couldn't get any worse. Apparently, she was wrong. But then again, maybe things aren't as bad as they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W. - Complete
Just Around the Corner by Politelycynical reviews
ONESHOT. Fred/Hermione. OotP. "Think of this, okay? This moment." She commanded him gently. "And I will think of what you would have done, if you could have." Fred licked his lips. "There's a lot that I would have done." (Harry Birthday, Fred and George!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/1/2015 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Heart Aint A Brain by HinatasHelper reviews
What happens when Sakura and Sasuke have to go on missions alone and is Naruto only training with Hinata to get stronger or is there something more? SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,108 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
When Did You Know? by LadiePhoenix007 reviews
It had started as a one time thing but then it became a couple of times a week. Where does it go from here? What has it become? - Mature Rating for language and LEMONS! OOC and Non-epilogue compliant. (DM x HG)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Peaches by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,471 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Impeccable Bloody Timing by Ally147 reviews
Blaise braced his hands on the sill of the window to haul himself back to his feet, and immediately froze at the scene playing out through the window. "Oh, for f*ck's sake, Draco!". D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 Do Me Veela Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/27/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Viktor K. - Complete
You and I by Kissme007 reviews
A little something between the resident bookworm and the sexy slytherin prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lunch Date by Politelycynical reviews
Harry and Ron just wanted to take her out to lunch. It was her birthday, and she deserved a break. She sure was acting peculiar though. Fred/Hermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Future Adventures by cleotheo reviews
During a joint Potions/Charms lesson, Draco is accidentally given an overdose of a potion that will allow him to experience time in the future. During his time in the future he sees plenty of unexpected things, but will he like how his life is going to turn out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Comfort and Caress by Kyonomiko reviews
Set in the oft explored "Eight Year", just a sweet first kiss of the coupling affectionately knows as Dramione. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/13/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Wasted by Queen of Pascalities reviews
He's wearing a tux and I'm sitting naked on a public bathroom floor. This is much more arousing than it probably should be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,354 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dramione Drabbles: Just A Game by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'JUST A GAME'. Hogwarts 8th year-A/U. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ (February 2015). COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In Flight Entertainment by miss.eli reviews
Bella hates flying, but Rose insisted on having her bachelorette party in Las Vegas, so here she is on a plane, sitting next to the most gorgeous man she's ever seen, embarrassing herself. Luckily, she'll never see him again. Right? AH, Fluff & Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,452 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dawning by e v i l - m u f f i n - 8 reviews
Their line of work doesn't give them a lot of time to make mistakes and learn from them. If you make one mistake out there - you're dead, or your teammate is dead. So when you find someone that you can share your fears with, and love until one of you stops breathing, you have to hold on to that. Even if that love is found with the last person you'd ever expect to be there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,650 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Sakura H., Neji H.
The Wedding by cleotheo reviews
Draco and Hermione are getting married, and nearly everyone in their lives has an opinion on the matter. Snippets of people's thoughts as Draco and Hermione tie the knot. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Snow Angel by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'SNOW ANGEL'. Pre-Hogwarts. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. WON 3rd PLACE in the December 2014 competition! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Biggest & Best Thing by merinxD reviews
"Sarada. I'm going to look after you." He murmurs quietly. "I'm going to look after you both." - Short drabble for awesome-4-life on Tumblr, who requested "Sasuke admires Sakura and Sarada after the birth."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Kind of Caught by merinxD reviews
Sakura finds pornography at Sasuke's and it starts a chain of events. Smut. Older time frame, post Sasuke's return. This is a prompt request that I'm uploading from Tumblr. :) If you're offended by adult content please don't read. (short three shot)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Sweet Revenge by The Enchanted Quill reviews
Hermione finds out why people say that revenge tastes sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 5022 - Favs: 5,387 - Follows: 6,652 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8318 - Favs: 8,134 - Follows: 7,842 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I thought by merinxD reviews
Prompt request: Sasuke is a virgin but Sakura isn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Forest Fire by moor reviews
Mod AU. Sasu x Saku x Ita. A small spark can launch a forest fire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,683 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Theo's Kinks by articcat621 reviews
Every time she receives a note from him she knows she's in for a good time. A very good time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Uninhibited by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione accidentally drinks an aphrodisiac potion, it leads to an interesting afternoon for the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy. Fun, light hearted one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Surprise Sex by merinxD reviews
Sakura gets becomes aroused when she catches people having sex in the on call room. She needs to get home to her boyfriend straight away. Prompt requested at my tumblr. Graphic sex and a bit of fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/4/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Question for Papa by merinxD reviews
Sarada asks her papa about kissing on the lips. / Prompt requested at my blog.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/1/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Sarada U. - Complete
Nothing But Subtle by merinxD reviews
Sakura and Sasuke relax on the roof of her house after work. They have always been subtle, and this moment is no different. / Tumblr prompt.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Papa is funny, isn't he? by merinxD reviews
Sarada knows that her papa shows love differently. "Papa is funny, isn't he Mama?"/ Short tumblr prompt.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Sarada U. - Complete
Wanted: REVISED by I.Think.Im.In.Wonderland reviews
Looking him directly into his eyes biting her lip sexily. "Don't you want me sensei?" She breathed. SakuKaka. Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
My Hero by maia.maiestas reviews
In a new London club Hermione finds herself in a bit of trouble. Luckily Fred is there and more than happy to step into the role of hero. Only Fred's heroisme has some consequenses that no one saw coming. WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Secret Rendezvous by cleotheo reviews
While at a hotel, Lavender is shocked to see Hermione checking into the hotel as Mrs Potter. Are the two friends really having a secret affair, or is there something else going on? Two part mini story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Flowers and Seedy Places by FlirtyFlapper reviews
Hades knew better but even through the glass he was tempted to pick the little flower. And what Hades wants, Hades gets. Modern AU
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Hades, Persephone] Thanatos
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7101 - Favs: 6,621 - Follows: 7,405 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Jaunt Down Memory Lane by Craft Rose reviews
During her morning jog around the neighbourhood, Hermione Granger runs into Draco Malfoy. So begins their friendship turned romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
My Life With You by Edward's Eternal reviews
At the young age of six, they walked down the aisle for the first time. Twenty years later they did it again. This time was forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 479 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Some Like It Hot & Some Like It From Behind by vakarian honour reviews
Hermione throws caution to the wind and makes Draco an offer he can't refuse. (One-Shot/Post-Hogwarts/Rough Sex). Co-written with irl homie Craft Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/14/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Misunderstood by cleotheo reviews
Eavesdropping isn't the most reliable of ways to discover what's going on in your friend's life, as Harry and Ron discover while paying a visit to the head dorms. Fun, light-hearted One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Spar Me To Heaven by HinatasHelper reviews
My feet made light smacks on the hardwood floor as I walked to the bedroom. He sat at the edge of the bed with a bottle of sake in his hand. "You're late Sakura"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,665 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bad Habits are the Hardest to Break by lovelysummergirl reviews
Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha cannot stand each other. They're always arguing and competing. When one of their professors gets fed up with their antics, he talks to the dean of the university, who decides to put them on the student-run radio show to "learn to cooperate". AU sasusaku ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Ino Y.
If I told you I love you, would you say it back? by Beth Weasley Snape reviews
"Don't storm away from me like that, Malfoy!" "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't? You clearly don't need me as much as you made out." "Of course I do, you complete moron!" "Then answer this question, Granger. If I told you I love you, would you say it back?" Hermione and Draco are an unlikely couple, but they've both struggled. Can they bury the hatred and make it work?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Three Words by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Anthology. Sasu/Saku. Just in how many ways can Sasuke realize that he's loved her all along? 33: new year's eve
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/18/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Bella and Edward Get Stoned by asad.jaleel reviews
Update: 3/19/15: Someone asked if I was high when I wrote this. I don't get high and I was sober. If this is me sober, you can imagine how dangerous I would be on drugs. Experimentation with weed gets a little out of hand.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Bella, Edward
Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving! *First Place and Funniest Popular Vote in the Twilight of Craigslist Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
coaching the lord of scowls by shannaringan reviews
When Coach Kizashi Haruno had a mild stroke and was forced to stay bedridden, Sakura was requested to take over his job as the coach of their university's basketball team. How is team captain Sasuke dealing with that? "When will these two get over their sexual frustration and just get on with it?" "Thinking of it now, she's the only one who can do that to Sasuke." (cover by dymx)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Out of Mind by galfoy reviews
By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
flowers in her hair by JinnySkeans reviews
she's used to burying the men in her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Christmas at Hogwarts by cleotheo reviews
A ferocious storm forces Dumbledore to shut Hogwarts for the Christmas holidays. However, in their haste to leave the Professors end up leaving a small handful of students behind. How will three Gryffindors and three Slytherins cope with spending Christmas at Hogwarts? Fun, festive story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet Gestures by PaigeyD93 reviews
After working a long shift at the hospital on Christmas Eve. Sakura is invited by Itachi to have Christmas brunch with the Uchiha family, whom she hasn't seen since high school. Romance and humor ensue. Rated M for a reason: ItaSaku modern-universe. Requested by: becauseiambatman1 *Christmas Special*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Drink and Be Merry by SatanicPlatypus reviews
Usually, it's Draco that's known as the Sex God and Hermione that's the quiet bookworm. But what if, secretly, it was the opposite way round? RATED M DUE TO LOTS OF SEXUAL REFERENCES AND LANGUAGE. NO EXPLICIT SMUT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Christmas Push by starpower31 reviews
Maybe it was those raging teenage hormones that people often raved about, maybe it was a cupid up there who shot them with togetherness, maybe it was a Christmas miracle. Or maybe, just maybe, it was fate. An OS as of now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Bella, Edward
Decking The Halls by Vican reviews
One store to decorate. One night to get it done. And one Edward who definitely isn't distracting because he's 100 percent not cute or funny at all. Nope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Challenge Accepted by dydshark reviews
The saying "We are all fools in love" has never rung so true as it does for Itachi and Sakura. In which Sasuke plays matchmaker to a stubborn teammate and a masochistic brother. No conversation ends well that starts with, "Let's move in together." AU, Non-Mass. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
George Knows Best by hotstuffhufflepuff reviews
The entire ordeal was quick and subtle and it went unnoticed by everyone but him, and perhaps it was too miniscule to bear any real meaning, but George saw the exchange and immediately recognized it as an untapped fountain of potential. George tries to set Fred and Hermione up on a blind date. Fremione One-Shot. Prompt from Tumblr user stilesism.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.]
Mistletoe Mischief by cleotheo reviews
Blaise and Theo are on a Christmas mission, they're going to unite the Head Students using enchanted mistletoe. However catching Draco and Hermione under the mistletoe proves harder to do than they first thought. Light hearted seasonal One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 94 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
A Christmas to Remember by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione offered to play hostess at Christmas she didn't expect to have so many guests, she also didn't expect her boyfriend to give her a reason to remember the day for the rest of her life. Romantic, seasonal One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silly Muggle Pseudoscience by Ally147 reviews
"All very well and crazy, Professor," Theo said in a slow drawl, "but what do Granger's odd academic proclivities have to do with me?" Hermione/Theo, Hogwarts-era AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 Interhouse Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Theodore N., Hermione G.] Minerva M. - Complete
Chastity Belt by Dotti3 reviews
The male members of Team 7 wish to guard their dear Sakura's virtue from the evils of men. Unfortunately, they make the mistake of assigning Itachi the task in their absence. As it turns out, he's not as asexual as everyone assumed him to be. Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,798 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fledgling by KIMIKO-K reviews
I… I'm not very good at this, he confessed and she smiled in response. It's okay, she said. I know I'm in good hands. An extra from Second Chances.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Cheryl's Favorites by MadamThang reviews
This is a compilation of my favorite writing. Rated M because that reflects life. ExB, mostly AU with Vamp and AH storylines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,324 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Laundry Day by Ash-Castle reviews
The men at Grimmauld Place are helping do chores. Hermione is less than amused when her newest buy is shown off. "Red really is fetching on you." AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
My Mind Is Forever At Your Service by NutPea16 reviews
((DMHG)) After a fight gone wrong, something weird begins to happen to Hermione and Draco. How strange. Rated M in later chapters. Some OOC. Review nicely if you enjoyed ('3')b *chuu*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,709 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Rock Your World by PaigeyD93 reviews
Sakura wasn't the one-night-stand type. At the dance club on the night of her twenty-fifth birthday, however, she takes her best friend's advice and lets loose for a change. A tall, pale, long and dark haired man was all too willing to make her night memorable. Although the morning after ends up being a little more complicated than she had originally expected. ItaSaku RATED M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Do You Want To Build A Snowman? by cleotheo reviews
When her snowman begins to melt, Draco and Hermione's daughter gets upset, prompting Draco to find a way to make his little girl happy. Can Hermione find a way to persuade her daughter to give up her snowman, or will she have to put up with a snowman in her garden all year round? Dramione festive family fluff inspired by Frozen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All Because of a Bet by SlytherinMegitsune reviews
It has been two years since the war and things are going smoothly. Prejudice is at an all time low and inner house unity is at an all time high. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have become unlikely friends. But what happens when they make a bet and the wager is to be each others slave?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Missing Ingredient by Edward's Eternal reviews
Chef Edward is used to people fawning over his cuisine. Enter Bella. She would far rather grab a cheeseburger at her favorite place- McDonald's. What is Chefward to do but try and show her the errors of her ways? But can she teach him anything?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,391 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 3643 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home, Dinner and a Cookie by shannaringan reviews
They were his most precious. What wouldn't he give to make the both of them happy? "She'll ruin her appetite." "Just one," She glares. "Sasuke." / SasuSaku Family
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sarada U. - Complete
Black (and Pink) and Blue by Einna Fletcher reviews
It's senior year, three years since Sasuke left all of them without so much as a goodbye. Sakura has moved on, and everything's changed. She's a new person. Until she finds out that Sasuke's coming back...And Sakura decides she won't be forgiving him anytime soon. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 136,678 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Long Missions and Bath Times by Keke xp reviews
Because Sakura just wanted one little bath to wash away all the disgusting dirt and grime. Because Deidara just happened to walk by. Because Sakura could never get what she asked for and oh my gosh did he just take off his shirt. DeiSaku yay
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Sakura H., Deidara] - Complete
Kekkon by LoSinG-CoNscIoUsnEsS reviews
Sasuke had no opinion when it came to his arranged marriage, however, he had to admit, falling in love with his wife wasn't so bad. SasuSaku. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,682 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Her Hero by MissAuthor04 reviews
In France, Draco Malfoy saved a little girl with fiery red hair and sparkling brown eyes that reminded him so much of someone he used to know. The little girl's mum is no other than the Hermione Granger but no dad? Even more so, what's she doing in France? Draco's curiosity will not be denied!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,490 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bump in the Night by Ally147 reviews
"Let's give them a show, shall we?" D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 Hermione Smut Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/28/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Pansy P.] - Complete
Animals by Its-perfectly-reckless reviews
Byakuya x Rangiku one shot, to the song Animals by Maroon 5. SMUT AHEAD! I do not own Bleach or the characters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Ravens and Cherry Blossoms by SorrowoftheHeart reviews
AU. ItaSaku. He was always the best at what he did, everything he did. She admired that, had for a long time. She thought he didn't know she existed. He did. When the two of them are forced to work together in Anbu, will romance bloom?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6362 - Favs: 2,903 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 142,555 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Weasley Boys On How To Romance A Book Worm by FlirtyFlapper reviews
Fred Weasley seems to have lost his suave charm when it comes to handling a ladies, one lady in particular actually. Late night reading seems to be his demise when it comes to charming the Weasley sweater off Hermione Granger. He comes to the conclusion he should ask for advice from his brothers. Updates on weekends; rated M for the proper reasons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,553 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Deja Vu by cleotheo reviews
After catching Draco and Hermione in a compromising position at school the last thing Snape expects is for a similar thing to happen twenty years later with the couple's son, Scorpius. Fun, One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Severus S. - Complete
Fire Blanket by ohhthatgirl reviews
Three AM fire alarms are definitely a con of living in a dorm. But every cloud has a silver lining. And sharing a blanket with a shirtless Sasuke might just be Sakura's. College AU, mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gravitation by Kiwako reviews
The earth holds an inescapable attractive force on the moon, holding it in orbit despite the astronomical effort it puts into moving forward. Sasuke knows this from experience. Post-canon celebratory smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,229 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
up in our bedroom after the war by sarsaparillia reviews
A happy ending, or something like it. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Calendar Guys by popsicle99 reviews
VOTED TWICE AS THE LEMONADE STAND'S FAB FIVE FICS OF THE WEEK. Photographer Bella is heartbroken after her break up from Mike, but her best friend Rosalie has a plan to cheer her up - shooting a sexy calendar for Eclipse magazine. Lots of lemony fun! Featuring Bella, Edward and a whole feast of lovely Twi-guys! Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,503 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Boat by cleotheo reviews
An invite to Blaise and Daphne's wedding means Draco will be in the same place as an obsessed Astoria. In a bid to keep Astoria at bay, Draco ropes his best friend, Hermione, into attending the wedding as his girlfriend. Will the charade turn into reality, or will the smitten couple refuse to acknowledge their real feelings for one another and remain just friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,898 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Boat One Shots by cleotheo reviews
Spin-off stories from Love Boat. These one shots follows the group as they buy their own boat and chronicles the adventures they have aboard. Dramione and other pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Liquor, Lube, and Latex by Livie79 reviews
It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unrequited Snowfall by Kittenshift17 reviews
Draco Malfoy has a secret. An Infatuation. An Obsession. '"I have to admit Granger, I was less than pleased with some of the things you drew in this book of yours" he said, pulling his hand away before he could do something crazy like sliding it into her hair and tugging her close so he could snog those pouting lips of hers.' Check out the sequel: UNREQUITED SNOWSTORM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 124 - Published: 11/3/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Lavender B., Ron W.] - Complete
Window Paint by Apples and Beckett reviews
Fred accidentally invents a potion that allows him to create a one way mirror, when he accidentally spills it on the floor and see's what Hermione is doing alone at night in the room below things get interesting... Lemons. Smut. Mature audience only. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Drop by lola-pops reviews
That was the summer everyone stopped looking at me as Ben's little sister. Bonfires and beer. Sand and sun. We just kept climbing higher. None of us were ready for the drop.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,739 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 2,264 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Bella, Edward
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 3029 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dares Reveal the Strangest Things by georginabell2014 reviews
When The Weasleys, Harry and Hermione play truth or dare in the burrow things turn heated and secrets become exposed. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.. Jk Rowling Does!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
What An Awakening by xxLucindaxx reviews
Waking up in someone's bed after a blurred night of drinking takes a turn for the interesting. How does Hermione handle waking up beside none other than Draco Malfoy himself? ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by cleotheo reviews
Hermione is ready to take her relationship with Draco to the next step, and following some advice from Ginny she sets out to seduce her boyfriend. Light-hearted, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You can look, but you can't touch by Rawrrr-im-a-dinosaur reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger come back for their seventh year. They want each other but instead they both tease, taunt, and flirt, but they both swear it's nothing. Find out the different pairings inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,851 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Equinox by MitsukiShiroi reviews
ItaSaku (Post Uchiha Massacre) AU: Climbing through the ranks of Konoha, Sakura finds herself with the invitation to join ANBU and a chance to learn from one of the most renowned and legendary ninja in the world. Despite her efforts to grow stronger however, she finds the world isn't as black and white as it looks and that some truths are easier to hide than others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 155,128 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Alpha-Bites by cleotheo reviews
Twenty six snapshots of Draco and Hermione's relationship. Each little snapshot corresponds to a letter of the alphabet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,154 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Missed You by Marquise de Nile reviews
Sasuke really missed his betrothed, Sakura, after a long separation. D-ranks never were so fun. Non-massacre. Warning for Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Request For Permission by TwiAddictAnne reviews
I had a simple task. I had to go meet her father and ask for his permission. But his daughter was not helping my situation ... at all. All human. Canon couples. Rated for language and adult situations. A TFLN Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worth the Risk by footprints358 reviews
As a firefighter, Edward faces danger on a regular basis. He knows how to assess risky situations to determine the best possible result. When a shy kindergarten teacher stumbles into his life, will he be able to make the right call? Will Bella be able to handle the fire that comes with Edward's life? Is "happily ever after" worth the risk? Adult language and humor. Cannon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,349 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Obtaining the Unobtainable by DandelionDreaming reviews
Sakura has been lusting after her unobtainable teacher for far too long, and now she's going to do something about it. Smut. KakashiXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Scroll of Mitsuki by SourxApples reviews
It was a simple mission. Get The Scroll of Mitsuki. But with Shisui, Naruto, and Sakura. Nothing was simple. "Oi ! Itachi ! Quite staring at Sakura-chans ass !"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Eyes On Fire by im-rite-here reviews
It all started with a purposely failed psyche exam... ItaSaku. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,139 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
What Happens In The Dark by articcat621 reviews
Ginny and Luna convince Hermione to attend speed dating in the dark. There, she just might meet her dream man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tomatoes and Cherries by LoSinG-CoNscIoUsnEsS reviews
My Otou-san said love was accepting other people's flaws, Itachi oni-san said it was giving your heart to someone else, Tsunade-shishou said it sharing your life with another... Sasuke said it was tomatoes and maybe a bit of cherries, only because I like them. Sasusaku. Non-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,465 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Hinata H.
Do you love me? by babykMalfoy reviews
Draco loves annoying Hermione, so when he finds her in the library, reading an unfamiliar book, he decides to snoop! Hermione hates Draco and the only way to get him off her back is to ask a simple 4 word question...Do you love me?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Boxing Out by MeilleurCafe reviews
Bella is a little lost while trying to make a new life in the Big Apple. Edward is a Manhattan police officer who knows it to the core. They meet at court. Will this new romance be a slam dunk? AH; M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,337 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Steampunk Rhapsody by demimonde reviews
AU. They were magnificent contraptions, majestic even. The wind in her hair as an airship sped up and up, forward and down, through clouds and around the sun and the moon...Sakura doubted she would ever get enough. Though watching one sink certainly wasn't in her plans nor was everything else that came after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Interruptions by cleotheo reviews
Harry and Ron have developed a habit of interrupting Hermione and Draco when they're trying to snatch a bit of time alone. Luckily they're happy to believe any excuse Hermione comes up with to explain the situation. But how long will it be before they catch the amorous couple doing something that can't be explained away as easily? Fun, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Opposite Effect by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan didn't believe that opposites attract, until Edward Cullen and his awful hair came into her orbit. A comedy about finding love in the most unlikely of places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inspiration by worldwithoutlogic reviews
When it comes to dates, Hermione thinks that nothing could be safer than a visit to an art gallery. An innocent evening out to see an old friend's gallery exhibit, however, redefines Draco and Hermione's concept of 'art' and 'inspiration'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Truth or Dare by K-chu reviews
Who would've thought that a simple sentence could send the stoic, sole surviving Uchiha reeling. "Sasuke-kun! The truth is… I-I… you see, I… I touch myself thinking of you!" Life between Sasuke and Sakura would never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,394 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
She Drives Me Crazy (Like No One Else) by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy is a body-double for hire on film. His newest co-star, called in to act out a steamy bedroom scene with him, turns out to be Hermione Granger, the bane of his school days... but it's not as bad as he'd expected, actually. Dramione sexy comedy-romance. Feat. Sirius Black, Percy Weasley. Alternate Universe. Hawthorn & Vine 2014 Reverse Challenge Fest entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweets and Sleeplessness by ThornedHuntress reviews
Draco always knew his sweet-tooth would someday get him into trouble. He just didn't realize quite how much.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Wired by Apples and Beckett reviews
'Nooooo, If you were to even touch me I don't know if I would snap and punch you with frustration or throw myself at you in need' 'I'll risk it' he said and pulled her to his chest, kissing her forcefully. MATURE. Adults only. Lemons. smut. Please review :) one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
Don't you just hate when Hermione walks in on Draco doing some random girl. Well, in this story it's the other way around. Malfoy, of course still doesn't like Hermione, but will seeing her getting it by someone change his opinion of her forever?RWHG HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Another Round, Love? by Tiger-Shifter reviews
Uchi/Saku plotless, smutty filth for my lovely readers :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
For one moment by Scratch N Sniff reviews
Hermione is patrolling the hallways like a good prefect, when the arrival of someone else causes things to change the direction of this story. Please enjoy the M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Timing and Heart Attacks by DreamerAtDawn reviews
Hearing a muffled form of her voice he followed it. 'Sakura'She was just in a towel. Half a heart attack later Sasuke almost cut off Naruto's head. She winked at him and his mouth dropped open 'Don't you want it back' -One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dwaco by CRMediaGal reviews
Draco does not tend to little ones but has somehow been roped into getting up extra early, drinking from a Princess mug, wearing a Weasley jumper, and babysitting his messy cousin, Teddy Lupin. How on earth did that happen? Inspired by the artwork "Draco meets Teddy" by CaptBexx.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Teddy L. - Complete
Thanks to You by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
A collection of one-shots for SasuSaku Month 2014.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Charming Fairy Godprince by nitefang reviews
When Ron's more troll-like tendencies arise, Fred and George take it upon themselves to bring out Hermione's inner princess to make sure she'll have the best Yule Ball experience. However, just because Fred's already a fairy godfather doesn't mean he can't also be a bit of a Prince Charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Just a bit of Fun by BranowynIvy reviews
After a short string of less than satisfying relationships, Hermione is ready to let her hair down and have a little fun, trouble is the Weasley twins have decided it's their job to make that happen!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W.
Key West by pattyrose reviews
Bella is 5 minutes away from what's to be her happiest day - when a phone call changes it all. Frustrated and pissed-off, she embarks on a 10 day vacay to Key West, hoping for some space in which to clear her head, but when she meets the cocky, flirty and sexy-as-sin diving instructor, her plans take a much steamier turn. BxE Summer Short Story with M thru F updates. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 3692 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At Second Glance by uselessfork reviews
Sakura opens her door one morning to find an injured Kakashi staring back at her. After taking him in and healing him, she realises that this is not her Kakashi-sensei but his younger self, traveling from the past. Inappropriate flirting ensues, and Sakura discovers that there's more to her sensei than she ever thought. KakaSaku. Rated M for language and sexual and violence themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,188 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Tsunade S., Yamato - Complete
Friends with Benefits by tufano79 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for as long as they could remember. Bella was just dumped by her boyfriend, Paul and Edward had been single for a long time. One thing leads to another after a night of drunken passion. Bella suggests to Edward that they be friends with benefits. What happens when one realizes that they want more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 151 - Words: 177,502 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legalmente by starsaligns reviews
They all knew what Fate could throw at them firsthand, and all they could really ask inwardly was how in the world did they get themselves into this mess, and how in the world could they wade themselves through it in order to survive? Marriage Law Fic. HPGW, HGFW, RWOC, and many others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Fred W.]
Between Coffee and Beer by CherrybombLuv reviews
"Sometimes misspelling a word can make all the difference. What happens when coffee shop owner Bella receives an email meant for someone else over 2000 miles away?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,243 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Bella, Edward
Intimacy by ChaoticIrony reviews
She didn't know who he was. Didn't know his name. Didn't know his age. Didn't know what he did for a living. She didn't know anything about him. All she knew was that she was currently experiencing the most intense pleasure she had ever felt in her life. And he was giving it to her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A World of Color by dydshark reviews
Written for Sasusaku month 2014. Prompts will (hopefully) be connected! Sasuke has always lived in a world of blacks and whites. Sakura tends to see things too much in pinks and reds. But maybe together they can build a world of color.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,313 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
persuasion by the blanket reviews
AU. Non-massacre. SasuSaku. It was, Sakura rather thought now, those two last words—"even me"—that had sent her feet walking out of the room without her even realizing it. Was he so promiscuous? More importantly, was she really so undesirable?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,837 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Smile, Gorgeous by asteriskhappynotincluded reviews
AU. Sasuke is concerned for Sakura's safety. Sakura just wants Sasuke to go away. An argument ensues, and nothing is resolved. Bonus 30themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Trust Me, Love Me by TwiAddictAnne reviews
Sometimes what you are looking for happens to be right in front of you. A little face-to-face confrontation with reality is said to be good for bringing everything in perspective. Can a near-death experience bring similar results for CSIs Bella and Edward? Rated M, AH, OOC, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Importance of Practice by africana reviews
She was about to have real sex—not vivid dream sex—real sex, with Uchiha Sasuke. Prodigy. Incredibly good looking. Intelligent. Super cool. Good at everything. For SS Month.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Virgin Territory by Ruffluv reviews
A short story of what it's like to lose your V to a vampire. I know, 'cos that's never been done before, right..?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Bella, Edward
Play It Cool Sakura by LoSinG-CoNscIoUsnEsS reviews
The girl smiled slyly as she slipped into her chair, seemingly ignoring the new (and hot) student. Sakura smirked in victory glancing in his direction, only to notice a blonde girl talking to him. No way... Ino-pig! I called dibs! One-shot. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Phat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
Sakura decides she is tired of waiting. She wants Itachi now. Omoni wants to watch. "Continuation" of Your Fat Cat. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Opposites Attract by Einna Fletcher reviews
How they got together and all of the craziness that followed. ShikaxIno fluff, same universe as B(P)B. One-shot series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Harry Potter and the Fight for Dramione by Ada1405 reviews
"Hermione?" the bushy haired witch looked up from her book innocently, "What the hell is your bra doing in Malfoy's stuff?" The boy we love and hate: Draco Malfoy. The twist that should have happened: he accepts Dumbledore's offer. He changes sides.Dr/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,043 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ulysses by Savva reviews
Every year Theodore Nott embarks on an expedition in hope to bring home a rare tropical beauty. He finds it this time. Theodore Nott/Hermione Granger. AU, mild sexual situations, a lot of profanity and a touch of angst. Was written for HPRareFest. Huge thank you to my beta krazyredhead0317.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
Under the Influence by cleotheo reviews
An accident in Potions leaves Hermione and Draco soaked in a love potion. However when Snape discovers the potion is weak and will wear off in minutes he chooses not to tell the couple when he discovers the potion has merely brought their feelings for one another to the surface. Short four part, light hearted story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thank You for Flying with Konoha Air by HorrorSection reviews
[AU] How do you ask if hand jobs are a normal part of the routine? Her first day at a new airline and already she's screwing up. Flight attendant, Miss Sakura Haruno. Reporting for duty. Or booty, I don't know. [One-Shot] [Lime] [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Home Run by staceleo reviews
They met in Curve Ball. They caused trouble in Grand Slam. They are up to more mischief in Home Run. Why a trilogy? Insomnia.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,385 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Educating Draco by sammy921 reviews
Warning! Very graphic lemon where Draco and Hermione learn and explore the unknown ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,288 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/29/2014
Second Chance by Ailu Chan reviews
"Who are you?" Because their lives were a cliché. Because they missed her, so very much, and prayed that she would come back to them. Because they were hollow without her, and she wasn't meant to die the first of the three of them. Because her team needed her. If only they got her back... They would change for her. "I'm Sasuke," he answers. And so they start to change. For her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/27/2014
Fanfiction Addicts and Review Whores by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella Swan is a closet fanfiction addict who lacks romance in her life, so she decides to create it online. After transitioning from fanfiction reader to fanfiction writer she butts heads online with TonyMazen69, a well-known smut writer in the Moonlight fanfiction world. What happens when the two bickering fanfiction writers meet during a three-day Moonlight Fanfic Convention?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,594 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saucy Snaps by cleotheo reviews
Ginny Weasley is determined that Harry Potter will be hers, but she's too blind to see he's not interested. When she discovers 'proof' he's involved with Hermione she confronts them in The Great Hall, where the actual truth about who Hermione is involved with is revealed. Fun, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Enemy, My Friend by FallenCrimsonStar reviews
Rumour has it that the new Kazekage is difficult to please and can't be trusted. Unable to confirm or deny this, the Hokage decides to send his best friend to test Gaara. Naruto had it all figured out: Sakura plus seduction equals one very *satisfied* Kazekage. AUish. Indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,683 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 10/22/2012 - [Sakura H., Gaara]
Drabbles by WellHowAboutThat reviews
Various short stories about Sasuke and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dirty Dancing by pastel daisies reviews
Sasuke is dragged out to a night club, and everyone is grinding. How positively revolting. "Come dance." "I don't dance." "Saaaaasss-ukee-kuuun, have some fun once in a while. Let loose." Rated M for the obvious. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Uncle Sasuke by shannaringan reviews
Post-canon. Babysitting the dobe's spawns weren't in his plans. "Sasuke-jiji?" "What?" "Shin needs to go potty." Damn it all. Prompt idea courtesy of hokageswag@tumblr.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,752 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Rest by Archangel-dare reviews
He needed to take a break from all the paperwork. She'd make sure he took a longer break than he had intended.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Under the Wrapper by Apples and Beckett reviews
'Against a wall huh' he said in a silky voice 'Go away …. You miss heard me' she blushed Lemons. Please review :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Three's a Crowd by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She likes coming here. I mean it literally, as in my girl is a freak like that and I love her for it. So does he, for that matter. Humor/Romance; ExB; EPOV; Rated Mmm; AH… Happy birthday, Maple!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 154 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Green Dragon by cleotheo reviews
When a distracted Draco lets Blaise go into his bag for a quill, his friend accidentally reveals Draco's relationship with a certain Gryffindor witch. Fun, light-hearted Dramione One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Family Bonding by cleotheo reviews
When a flood at home forces Draco and a heavily pregnant Hermione to move into the Manor it gives Hermione a chance to bond with both of her In-laws. Short three part story. Dramione family fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Tangled by shannaringan reviews
"You need a haircut." Because even Uchiha Sasuke picks up a fight on the littlest things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomate-no, That's Mine! by shannaringan reviews
Post-canon. Sakura would craves tomatoes throughout her pregnancy and Sasuke struggles, trying to keep her from taking his precious fruits (a headcanon by shonashee at tumblr).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Giving In to the Inevitable by MajesticFluff reviews
It was bound to happen eventually. A KakaSaku fanfic where a drunk Sakura ends up at Kakashi's place and one thing leads to another.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Operation: Hyuuga Towel Jack by BurrbleFish reviews
She should've stopped herself upon hearing "Extreme Truth or Dare" roll out of Ino's mouth. Her mission? Infiltrate the Hyuuga compound. Locate Neji Hyuuga's bedroom. And yank the towel off his waist. Without being caught. Well, goodbye world. It was nice knowing you. :: NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Sasusaku Strange Submissive by Stongee1996 reviews
When Sasuke and Sakura meet it is not love at first sight. However after being forced to work together to stop an up coming war and to make their friends happy what will happen?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Opposites Attract by hopelesslydevoted.xx reviews
"So we're back to using last names again are we Granger?" Malfoy snapped. "You know what, pretend I didn't acknowledge you, and better yet, continue to ignore me like you have been." Love potion revenge gone wrong. Rated M for Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Let Go For Tonight by Tsugi no mai hakuren reviews
Sakura convinces Sasuke to strip for a physical examination. Obviously, the mood is ruined when she starts laughing. sasusaku. lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Be With You by TwiFic Doctorward Contest reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen doesn't need the Force to find his perfect woman. She comes limping right into his life. Entry for the Twific Doctorward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Inappropriate Adventure by cleotheo reviews
When Snape is unwillingly dragged into Dumbledore's latest scheme to create unity between two rival Gryffindor and Slytherin students, he discovers more than he wanted to know about Draco's love life. Second part now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Severus S. - Complete
Summoned by cleotheo reviews
A note from the Potions Professor has Hermione spending her lunchtime down in the dungeons receiving the personal attention of the Potions Professor himself. Sexy One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breakfast in Bed by cleotheo reviews
It's Hermione's birthday and after bringing her breakfast in bed her five year old daughter is eager to tell Hermione's friends all about the game she found her parents playing that morning. Fluffy Dramione family one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Heartbeat by Freak-show101 reviews
Bow chicka wow-wow. Damn girl, you have to stop ruining my mojo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori
Second Chance by Xsaku-uchihaX reviews
The war ended in a way no one expected. But two unlikely partners are given a second chance to change the story. Will they succeed or would history simply repeat itself. SasuSaku -contains some spoilers to recent manga chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,114 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wherever You Are: Retold by shannaringan reviews
Post-canon: Sasuke didn't know if it was really him or the PMS that's making her cry this time. But her reproductive system can't apologize, now can it? That leaves things to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Compromise by shannaringan reviews
Sakura was accepted into ANBU with a deadly mission as her first. And Captain Uchiha is having none of it. SS Post-canon. Who doesn't love a protective Saucey? (cover by lilithkiss)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hush, Hush by NushiKasai reviews
Lunch break in the office is an interesting time for Sakura...or in Sasori's office, to be precise. But Sakura's inability to keep her voice down ends up attracting an interesting audience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Virgin Territory by OogieBoogie reviews
Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts' Sex God. There isn't anyone he has not slept with, and they say he's open to anything and anyone. There isn't possibly one thing that he cannot do. He is a sexual deviant. Right? Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Greater Good by extrobox reviews
In which Sasuke is acting like a child and Sakura is pregnant. Madness ensues. Inspiration from The Incredibles when Frozone's wife hides his super suit.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by JinnySkeans reviews
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,462 - Reviews: 2280 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confabulation by HauntedMoonlight reviews
"So you're saying I'm married to Sasuke, he loves me, and we have a kid?" Sakura had never been a good actress, but now was as good a time as any to learn. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Ire by CoruscusLuna reviews
He had been watching her for a while, but never in his existence had he been so excited over a mating call. She'd be the first he'd accept and he'd be her last.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Green Bug by sighs.and.smiles reviews
Because an Uchiha does not get outdone. /Chibi!SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tabu Sensei by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
WHAT! Sakura has a secret that only Pakkun knows? At the same time, Icha Icha is being trumped by the new Tabu series! What happens when Kakashi buys this book? Why has Pakkun read it? With Sakura no less? What is the little blossom of Konoha hiding? How long will it be before everyone finds out?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Perfect List by Turqcoyce reviews
Three easy, superficial requirements made up the perfect list for Kiba's ideal woman. After a one-night stand gone horribly wrong that lands him in the hospital, he finds himself revising his list. Before he knows it, Kiba finds himself intrigued by the woman he least expected. Perhaps the perfect woman for Kiba is perfectly imperfect. KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Back and better than ever by JasKat413 reviews
The war has ended, Hermione has left to pursue her career and returnes after nine years. After her return she is offered a job my none other than the Weasley twins. Romance ensues. M for later Chapters! HG/FW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Because Context Is Important by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ He would not give her the satisfaction of knowing how deeply she was affecting him. PWP. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Strutting by Bleuboo2013 reviews
Shisui convinces Sakura to enter a swimsuit contest. Will Itachi be able to survive the shock of seeing her up on stage? Rate M for future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Restroom Romp by Ojo-sama Felicita reviews
When trying to appease an unhappy Sakura leads Itachi to some carnal activities in the men's room. Let's just hope they don't get interrupted. ItaSaku. AU.Pure unadulterated smut. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Another Place by NeonAnything reviews
Unexpected discoveries in an unexpected place.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bird Girl by TheQueenWriter reviews
The small town girl who doesn't care about his celebrity status. Can Edward change Bella's mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 117,622 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down by the seaside (after the war) by mous1elousi3 reviews
He is not used to this, loosing up, letting his hair down...and she is not interested in being sober.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Ricochet by Leanne Ash reviews
It was unexpected that Sasuke would've cared at all as he reached forward and angrily grabbed Sakura's arm. "Why?" he demanded, as he glared into the single sharingan within her right eye. "Why do YOU have it?" AU SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,429 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Good Wife (Lady of the Kuchiki) by mous1elousi3 reviews
What does the wife of the Twenty-Eighth Head of the Kuchiki think of when she is with her noble husband? The Twenty-Ninth Head of the Kuchiki...or Matsumoto Rangiku gets herself talked into marriage and actually winds up falling for the man...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Rubicon by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
AU, Sakura, Roman daughter of an esteemed medic, is traveling to their new home away from Rome when disaster strikes and left on the brink she finds a kindred spirit in her rescuer, who might also be her downfall
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,129 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
All I Wanna Do by LovelyinLavender reviews
Bella isn't exactly thrilled about going on the annual Swan family vacation. But after meeting the infuriating yet intriguing Edward Cullen, she realizes that maybe vacations aren't such a bad thing. Rated M for lemons and language. Usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Rogue by Sakura-Centric reviews
She was the catalyst. An uncontrollable force bent on destruction and chaos. We'd had it wrong from the beginning. HidaSaku UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,944 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sakura H., Hidan
Intellectually Stimulating Conversations by gorillabaseball reviews
Because smart is sexy and talking to Shikamaru is very intellectually stimulating. In more ways than one. Rated M just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Watching You by Postapocalypticdepository reviews
Bella and Edward have always kept distance between their attraction. But what happens when Edward decides to entice Bella by showing off one of his attributes? This was inspired by a Flash Fic prompt. Beta'd by the incredible Chayasara. Bannered by incomparable Evil Nat.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,952 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
Shy by akiismarina reviews
Sequel to What Makes a Kiss Good. Hermione and Fred have been together for well over a month now, and sexual tension is thick in the air. But despite all of his efforts, Fred hasn't been able to touch the object of his passionate fantasies. Hopefully the legendary wit and planning of the Weasley twins will bare a solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Magnetic Attraction by cleotheo reviews
An accident in charms leaves Hermione and Draco unable to move more than a few feet away from each other. As they learn to live in such close proximity they also start to develop a romantic relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,134 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Weekend Break by cleotheo reviews
Wedding Traditions Universe. When Lucius and Narcissa are going away for the weekend they invite Draco, Hermione and their friends to accompany them. Draco and Hermione along with Blaise and Ginny and George and Angelina take up the offer and the four couples head to the south of France for a few days of fun in the sun. Fun, light-hearted, five part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Quit Calling me a Bitch by Bleuboo2013 reviews
I deleted the other document of this story because I didn't like the formatting and am now reposting it. What happens when Hidan pisses Sakura off and she leaves the room in a hissy? RATED M FOR LEMONS AND STRONG LANGUAGE (Comes before Cuffs and Chains)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Sai's gone too far this time! So, Sakura teams up with Sasuke to plot revenge on their socially inept teammate. But how did their best plans lead them into Sai's cramped, dark closet? Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lust by planetblue reviews
My take on the sin for the SALIGIA compilation: "Seven sinful one shots from seven of the Twilight fandom's most sinful."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 162 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Diphallic Dream Come True by The3V's reviews
Edward thought his diphallia made him a freak and an outcast, until he met the beautiful brunette of his wet dreams via an unexpected career choice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,352 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Troublesome Relationship by gorillabaseball reviews
"Shikamaru." She started, turning her head to face him, her brows furrowed in thought."Why don't we date?" When Yoshina Nara keeps setting her son up on dates in the hopes of him finally settling down with a girl, Shikamaru is desperate for a way out. It just so happens that Sakura has her own problems with a meddling best friend of hers. It seemed like the perfect solution.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Sakura H., Shikamaru N.]
i mustache you a question by windsilk reviews
"But this could be like our version of whipped cream!" —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Invisible Man by cleotheo reviews
In order to help Albus with his girl problems Scorpius asks his parents how they got together. Draco obliges and tells the story of how he asked Hermione out. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Queen's Knight by cleotheo reviews
There's a new craze in the wizarding world: Immersion Books. When Harry and Ron buy one for Hermione's birthday she finds herself immersed in a medieval world where a certain blond Slytherin has been cast as her lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,744 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Details by NeonAnything reviews
In which Kakashi is curious, and much to his chagrin, Sakura is eager to oblige. Oneshot KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Coming Home by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ He hadn't told her the news. He hadn't told her he was coming home today—hadn't told her he would be able to hold her in his arms, once again, in just a few minutes. He hadn't told her anything at all. Military!AU. TWO-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Lioness, the Wizard, and the Broom Cupboard by tris-everdeen99 reviews
"The sight of Draco Malfoy charging out of a broom cupboard with a flailing Hermione Granger in his arms was met with a mixture of reactions from the students of Hogwarts. It didn't help that he was missing his trousers." Dramione oneshot for Jeb.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] George W., Fred W. - Complete
Be Mine, Valentine by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Co-authored with Kaze and Kiba. It's Valentine's Day in Konoha, but the duties of a shinobi don't stop on holidays. Sakura and Sasuke try to spend the day together, but the world conspires against them. SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meeting Haruno Sakura by proserandom reviews
AU Non-massacre. Uchiha Itachi meets Haruno Sakura in different intervals and each time he understands his little brother a little more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
You Shook me all night long by kvamp01 reviews
AH, Bella was bullied by Rosalie and her minions, leaving Forks, she moves to L.A, but comes back for her senior year as a punishment. She's back with a new look and a kick ass personality. She meets cocky, arrogant Edward Cullen, will sparks fly? Will she keep Rosalie's secret? or is revenge in order?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,085 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
Caught Out by cleotheo reviews
Wedding Traditions Universe. During a girls night in Hermione and her friends share their embarrassing stories of being caught in a compromising situation with their partners. Fun One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
not a hero by proserandom reviews
The only person he'd be a hero for is her. "But I don't need a hero, Sasuke-kun."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Revolving Doors by sakuraharunah reviews
Forget the stupid cliché of childhood friends instantly falling in love. I'm doing this my way, baby. –SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Pacific Northwest by acro acro reviews
She'd begged the twins to let her go with Fred to open the new branch of WWW. Hermione needed to get away from Ron, and Fred needed to get away from that blasted wall. All in all, it had been a win-win situation for them both, familiarity and escape, the comfort of a friend and a whole new world to explore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,021 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Fred W., Hermione G.
A time to love by crazyfan15 reviews
In which Sakura tries to run and Sasuke tries to convince her that this is more than just a one night stand.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Kiss For Every One of Your Sounds by simplygracex reviews
She could feel herself becoming desperate the longer they stood there, removing her lips from his she grabbed his hand and led him towards her bedroom quickly. GaaSaku One Shot. WARNING: Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Fluff n Stuff Anthology by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Title says it all. A long series of one shots, some related, some not. Ranging from childhood to adults. K-T. Many of them guaranteed to bring a smile. Written from prompts for 2012 Sasuke/Sakura month. Chapter one Lick
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Snatched by cleotheo reviews
It's a normal day at the Order headquarters when Draco suddenly disappears with Hermione. While Ron is worried that Draco has kidnapped Hermione no-one else is bothered by the pair's disappearance, they just think they have finally acted on their obvious attraction. Is Ron right to be worried, or are Hermione and Draco making the most of some privacy? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One does not prank a Haruno II: Shisui's Revenge by moor reviews
Naruto-verse & AU. Non-massacre. OOC. An Uchiha should not attempt vengeance upon a Haruno. Rated M for themes, just to be cautious.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
killing time by proserandom reviews
"I know you think we shouldn't" that this will end up blowing in their faces "but I would like for us to try."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Romance by sai ninja reviews
AU. High school. "Naruto," Sakura abruptly cut him off. "First, I don't have the hots for him, I just want to know how that cold bastard could even be affected by a break-up and second… are you serious? The guy is sex on legs for God's sake!" SasuSaku, M for language, partying, adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,459 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Ino Y.
Is It More Than A Distraction? Oneshots by Adrian's Little Dhampir reviews
This is all the M scenes from Is It More Than A Distraction? If you haven't read the orginal story, I suggest you do just so understand what's going on.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Adrian I., Rose H.
Accidental Revelations by cleotheo reviews
When Harry and Ron are in Hermione's Head Girl room they witness something disturbing concerning their friend and the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe and Holly by RZZMG reviews
Who says romance ends at 40? For an older, more mature Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, the best is yet to come... It's never too late to fall back in love - with a little help from some meddling friends and some mistletoe (although holly IS prettier)! Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Post-Hogwarts. Romance, Fluff, HEA. Features Hannah, Neville, Ginny, too. One-shot - COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
time in between by ohwhatsherface reviews
SNK AU. Just another romantic gesture by the socially awkward in a world infested by titans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Between the Shadow and the Soul by missrebecca reviews
Hermione and Draco become involved in a doomed romance. Years after it ends, they get a surprise at the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. ORIGINALLY BY BEDELIA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,598 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How to Catch an Uchiha by river of the sand reviews
Sasuke wasn't a voyeur. Really, he wasn't... But caught in the middle of a lover's tiff between Itachi and Sakura and unable to do anything to stop it, all he could do was watch. Non-mass ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Capital E, Everything by fortheloveofdaisies reviews
Meet Edward and Bella, two best friends who share some stupid jokes, a lot of silly banter, and even more sexual repression. A story about standing on the edge of a leap that could risk, well, everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,444 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
Let's Play a Game, Shall We? by Riddler-of-Words reviews
Draco sat there comfortably, waiting. He'd let Hermione do the job, and watch from the sidelines. He felt like a little boy about to watch porn for the first time. This was his porn, watching her drag information out of an unfortunate wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,721 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Otter by GaeilgeRua reviews
Who would've thought that working for Malfoy Enterprises would be so entertaining? And who knew that mixing with pure-blood Slytherins would be this amusing? Certainly not Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,904 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Draco M., Adrian P. - Complete
Our Little Secret by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Where Sakura is the official owner of Uchiha Sasuke who has been cursed to turn into a cat. Sharing an apartment, going on missions, Sasuke's jealous moods and...meeting the Haruno family. What could go right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Misadventures of Sasuke and His Hormones by pluhsauce reviews
Being away from Konoha for so long, Sasuke is unprepared when he is faced with a dangerous reality: the new Sakura has him completely distracted. (The best kind of tension is sexual tension...)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,214 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Seven Days to Christmas by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She met him at thirteen and again at twenty-seven. He's never forgotten her. A Christmas story about two people, luck, and a few special deliveries. ExB; Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,301 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nurse! by MonsieurM reviews
"Nurse, I'm still hurt." He growled teasingly against her forehead. "W-Where are you hurt?" She whispered desperately, as he pressed deeper into her. "Right here." GaaraXSakura Lemon, children refrain!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Hunger Pangs by Jan Lee reviews
[VIGNETTE.] Ino only wants a stupid cheeseburger. Fluff. Ino/Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.] - Complete
Naruto comes to Maury by shadow warrior167 reviews
"Hello everyone and welcome to the Maury show! Here's your host Maury Povich with our special guest Star Yagami. (My OC). "Let the show begin!" Naruto/Maury Show Crossover! SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, SaiIno, NejiTen. Slight SasuKarin, KibaHina, ShikaIno Implied SuiKa. With a whole lot of OOC goodness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U.
Up on the Rooftop by Marvar reviews
Bella and her friends have a few naughty surprises for the guys that dumped them right before the holiday. Rated M for Merry Fucking Christmas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 119 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Icecube 2 is melting by LilithiaRW reviews
It all started with that damn squirt bottle. A SQUIRT BOTTLE! And then she found his weakness... It was all downhill from there. It wasn't even a real mission! He only had to make sure Sakura didn't go back to the hospital for 2 days! Stubborn woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,562 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H.
The Uchiha Fraud by Cinma reviews
AU. Their marriage was a hoax meant to deceive the Uchiha matriarch, but why does Sakura suddenly feel as if she's doing more than just playing house with Uchiha Sasuke? Medical school really wasn't worth the trouble. SasuSaku. Minor pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,510 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Gone by sophiegranger57 reviews
It's been almost four years since Draco and Hermione last saw each other and everything has changed. What will happen when they suddenly reappear in each other's lives again? Dramione AU set post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,693 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Skyping With Strangers by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
What happens when Bella accidentally starts up a Skype session with a complete stranger? Hilarity and silliness, of course. Oh...and maybe love? Lemons. Laughs. Continuation of the one-shot. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Mistletoe Kisses by cleotheo reviews
A piece of specially enchanted mistletoe brings the Head Boy and Head Girl together over the festive season. Fluffy One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Granger by Jaycie Victory reviews
If there was one thing Draco excelled at, it was plotting. Granger didn't stand a chance. D/Hr. 6th year; AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,921 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
A Home for the Holidays by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella's roommate, Kate, offers her a place to stay during Christmas break. Unfortunately for Bella, Kate's dad is kind of hot. Attraction, UST, and a meddling daughter may just bring these two together. AH; ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,333 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daisy Chains by ambiencealikw reviews
ShikaSaku: 'He always pictured her surrounded by flowers.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Approval by sasusaku779 reviews
She managed to get the big diamond rock on her hand, but Sakura discovers the hardest obstacle was to come...the approval of the finicky relatives Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,684 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
To Catch a Raven by TayMor reviews
As the shock of his kissing her wears off, Sakura becomes increasingly pissed off at her Buntaichou. No one, not even the almighty Uchiha Itachi, leaves Haruno Sakura hanging. Her response? Get even. Only she can't let Uchiha-san know! ...And she doesn't mind his liking her one bit! Sequel to Sparks. See my profile for reviewer rewards!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Unexpected Relationships by bookaddict1998 reviews
Returning for their final year at Hogwarts (Post War) the story is told from the perspectives of Hermione, Ginny, Blaise, and Draco. They are made Head Boys and Girls, and are thrown into a dormitory together. Will they defy tradition of Gryffindor and Slytherin by crossing the boundaries of friendship... and love? Progress of updates Chapters 1-6: Chapter 5 out of 6 Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z.
perfect time by ThisIsNotPretend reviews
Looking both ways before crossing the street is no laughing matter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sakura H., Hidan
Truth or Dare by SmilingArtist reviews
[Non-Massacre] She shouldn't have agreed to this. Now he just wouldn't leave her alone. Stupid dare, stupid Ino, stupid irresistibly stubborn Uchiha. Maybe it would have been better if she never got out of bed this morning. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,585 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
underneath the skin, there's a human by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
Sakura has become proficient at loving from a distance - SasuSaku, for les on her 22nd birthday :)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Candy Cane Santa by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella and Edward are friends...sort of. She knows he's the mall Santa. He thinks she doesn't. A little Christmas story about finding "the one" without even realizing it. AH; ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 114 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What We Want by sosayssara reviews
A weekend away to celebrate the engagement of a close friend will turn Hermione's life upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N., Marietta E. - Complete
Bloodie rose by HarleyQueenEmpire reviews
Sakura snapped then develops an urge to kill and a taste for blood for reasons unknown to her. Leaving the village and getting picked up by the akatsuki didn't seem to bad, especially when she can relate to the feelings of a certain silver haired individual. i adopted 7 chap from Anniri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan, Naruto U., OC
To Us by Mhai-kun reviews
Hermione Granger and Fred Weasley had absolutely nothing in common. But when Fred accidentally lets one of his mischievous schemes go wrong, Hermione is dragged into his world of chaos and rule-breaking — and somewhere along the way, she realizes that his world isn't so bad. And what will happen once she agrees to help them with Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes over Christmas?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,622 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: New Beginnings by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger (Dramione). The prompt was 'NEW BEGINNINGS'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. Draco and Hermione welcome their baby girl into the world - the first child born out of the Ministry's compulsory Marriage Law. It's a new beginning for them all. Romance/Family/Good feels. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
wonderwall by mikazukidreams reviews
He fell in love with her twelve years ago. Now twelve years later, he thinks he's forgotten, thinks he's moved on; until he sees her. There's only ever one first love. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Crazy Good by DeepSouthContest reviews
An entry for the Deep South Contest: "It's hard to get revenge and keep a spotless reputation."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prince of Crows by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
Honestly this was ridiculous, I mean who uses biology to pick up a girl? Shisui didn't even know what that meant! Luckily for Itachi though, it seems Sakura was just as awkward as he was. "Teme." "What." "This is your fault."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Wedding Traditions by cleotheo reviews
In the week leading up to their wedding Narcissa Malfoy expects Draco and Hermione to honour a Black family tradition and refrain from being intimate with each other. With the couple and their wedding party spending a week in a luxury hotel, will the normally amorous couple be able to stick to the tradition? Fun, light-hearted 3 part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,079 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cute, Little Stinker by RZZMG reviews
Head Boy Draco Malfoy has got a secret, and it's kind of embarrassing! When he tells Hermione Granger, his fellow Head Girl, hoping she'll be able to help him somehow end the curse (she is the brightest witch of their age, supposedly), things don't exactly go the way he'd planned… 2013 HP-Drizzle Fest entry. Dramione one-shot. Romance/Humour/CursedAnimal!Draco. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Uchiha Itachi: Heir, Prodigy, Fanboy by dydshark reviews
At twenty years old, Haruno Sakura thought she knew everything there was to know about fanboys. Until the day Uchiha Itachi showed up in front of her door one morning with a rose, a smile, and the unforgettable words: "I'm your number one fanboy." AU, Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 174 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Returning to Hogwarts by cleotheo reviews
Five years after leaving for America Harry and Ron return to Hogwarts as part of a team looking to open a new magical school. During their visit they reconnect with Hermione and discover how different her life is without them in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,941 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In denial because of You by xx-Ash-xx-1 reviews
"What could be wrong about someone so perfect?" "I don't know! Maybe he picks his nose, wears Stars and Stripes boxers and sings "God Bless America" while shagging." Ino laughed. "It's more likely he's gay. They say all good-looking guys are gay." I giggled and with the phone still in between my shoulder and ear, turned around and came face to face with Sasuke. Shit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,783 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Check by BelievingUzumaki reviews
Return to Konoha. Check. Get Life Back to Normal. Semi-Check. Fall in Love with Sakura & Be Jealous of Every Man That Can Get Near Her. Unfortunately buddy, Check. "I was told I had to protect you." He stated. "You were told?" "Fine, I just wanted too." [Chapter 12 finally]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,448 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Manscape by neko-hime21 reviews
"Sasuke-kun, did you get a manscape?" Sakura asked as she ran her fingers all over his hairless body. "Hn," he smirked. "Gosh, that turns me on…" she whispered hotly in his ear. SasuSaku. One-shot. Rated M for sexual contents.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Choose Your Own Adventure by Tinsley Warren reviews
One ordinary day becomes one full of choices when Bella bumps into Edward Cullen. When he gives her his number she has to make a choice. Should she call him or not? The choice is yours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,959 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coffee Crushes by TayMor reviews
Coffee is the reason he saw her in the first place, and it is now just the excuse he uses to keep seeing her. But seeing her just isn't enough anymore. He wants to have her too. ItaSaku, AU. See profile for reader rewards.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Go home, Sasuke by Sakura-Centric reviews
Sweat glistened on her alabaster skin, her jade eyes cold and calculating as she sat up, the satin sheets pooling around her hips, silky tendrils of pastel hair covering her eyes. The raven-haired teen beside her watched the woman he adored face him, eyes void of all emotion, "Go home, Sasuke." With her words he cracked, and vowed to claim her heart as he had when they were genin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,420 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Puddle Jumping by RZZMG reviews
Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
oh shit! by debs o.0 reviews
"Itachi-san! you were supposed to say no!" "But I am" In which Sasuke always has the solution, Sakura is trying to have a peaceful dinner and Itachi is uncooperative my first itasaku, be nice :) prequel and sequel are up! check them out :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,176 - Reviews: 5473 - Favs: 4,142 - Follows: 3,087 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Early Morning by Delvie reviews
Glimpses into the inner-workings of the relationship between Sasuke and Sakura. Several unrelated drabbles/flash prose dealing with the dynamics of love and all of the complications that come in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Apologies by merinxD reviews
Sasuke forgets that Sakura isn't fragile. Short one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Assumptions by merinxD reviews
Short one shot - Sasuke sees Sakura and assumes the worst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sparks by TayMor reviews
Prequel to To Catch a Raven. Non-massacre. AU. Sakura never really paid much attention to Sasuke's older brother. And even when he became her ANBU captain, he was just her captain. That is… until he kissed her on a co-op mission... ONE-SHOT. Sequel now available! See preview in Chapter 2!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Arrogance & Animosity A Modern Twific by pattyrose reviews
He's a snobbish, rich med school grad down in Forks for the summer with his bud Jasper; She's the 'forbidden fruit': a lower middle-class girl who sets his heart racing. Sound familiar? If you've read Pride & Prejudice, it should! E&B J&A AH AU
Crossover - Twilight & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 128,117 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me and Miss Granger by karategirl666 reviews
My take on the relationship between Hermione Granger and Viktor Krum during her fourth year. Sequel up. Whole fanfic re written and edited 50 out of 50 chapters edited. Novel Length
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 234,326 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Violate Me by southern.cross.41384 reviews
Sakura sees something she shouldn't have, and she is forever changed. My first EVER piece of fanfiction. Kiba/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,158 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Valentine's Day V-Card by lellabeth reviews
Band geeks Edward and Bella each believe they're the only virgin in their class, destined to be an outcast in college. When they discover each other's V-Card holder status, Bella comes up with a plan to solve their problem. Birthday fic for GeekChic12.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Quest by readbymoonlight reviews
Sasuke isn't genuine. Naruto doesn't understand. Shikamaru doesn't care. Neji isn't serious. Now they have 10 clues, 7 days, 3 girls, 1 MASTERMIND, and 1 pink haired idiot to prove wrong. Wish them luck!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,429 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lady Luck by Arivahna reviews
Non-massacre "Why her?" Sasuke asked. He would not let her be hurt by him. "She's the only woman I'd trust." With that Itachi disappeared. Translation: She's the only woman would could see me as someone other than an Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,606 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Unhinged by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
AU, Sakura catches Gaara's eye one day while she visits a friend in the loony bin, as with anything Gaara there is always fallout
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Disparem by UltravioletPinkRanger reviews
When a spell goes awry, Hermione gets stuck in two different future realities where she's living two completely different lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,888 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Match Already Made by USholder reviews
I'm not really sure what to say about this other than DH and the end of HBP don't really exist. Yeah. Oh and Draco is good and Harry, Gin, Ron, and most of the other Order members are meddlesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Just Paw-sitively Purr-fect by OogieBoogie reviews
During an Auror mission gone wrong, Malfoy was turned into something not-human. And until they find a proper cure that won't kill him, he is placed under the care of one who has experience with such beings. Yes, Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
right under his nose by debs o.0 reviews
AU. Sasuke sneaks into Sakura's house one evening, uninvited "You shouldn't be here, he's downstairs!" she panted….. follow sasuke and sakura through their relationship..humor/romance... prequel is up :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Locked Out Late by ghostbuns reviews
A heat wave threatens to melt the citizens of Konoha and Sakura realizes she's made the huge mistake of locking herself out of her apartment. Will Sasuke be willing to help her out? And later will she and he be able to navigate the feelings between one another with Sasuke wanting certain things and Sakura tasked by Tsunade to collect something? Bars, Baths, Body fluids and Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,309 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Little Surprise by Deebelle1 reviews
Vegas, a one-night stand, and ten positive pregnancy tests later it was official; I got knocked up on spring break. ***PUBLIC VOTE FIRST PLACE WINNER for the TFotV Contest!***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,943 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Babies, Two Weddings & A Couple by Fiyaaa reviews
I always thought informing my husband of my pregnancy would be a private affair. I wanted it to be funny or sweet. Maybe I'd give him a bun and tell him 'There's another one in my oven' or a bib saying 'I Love My Daddy'. I never thought I'd announce it in front of a packed congregation with the priest in tow. 3rd place in the Public Vote for The Fruit's on the Vine TwiFic Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God's Gift by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. INCOMPLETE, please see AN in latest chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Draco Malfoy's Most Brilliant Idea by thinkswithpen reviews
Draco Malfoy's magically stuck with his pesky virginity and now his parents want to use it as a bargaining chip on the pureblood marriage market. That's why he's taken the extreme measure of asking an old enemy for help. It certainly has nothing to do with how she looks in reading glasses or the things she can do with her talented tongue. Nothing to do with that at all!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How Mikoto gets a grandchild by SupremeOverlordLetters reviews
Mikoto was enjoying her time with Itachi and Sakura's two year old daughter when she came up with the to get another baby in the family. With the help of Yuki Mikoto might just get her wish...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Grand Slam by staceleo reviews
Bella and Edward are starting freshman year in college. What hijinks could they possibly get into when dealing with sororities, fraternities, amorous professors and a parrot named Annie Oakley? A Curve Ball sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20343 - Favs: 13,616 - Follows: 5,571 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Try by shellshock81 reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,254 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Me Love by Bee1982 reviews
One shy virgin Edward, one confident Bella who wants to help Edward out. When sexual boundaries are crossed between these two friends, what will happen? (DRABBLE FIC Updated daily.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 22,254 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crank Dat Uchiha by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
The first time Uchiha Itachi met his little brother's childhood friend Sakura, it was indirectly and through a song. A song, now that he thinks about it, that was a horribly inaccurate and terribly misleading description of character.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Make Believe Theory by xfucktheglasses reviews
Let's make shades of gray. —Sasuke-centric, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Cleared for Takeoff by ruinedbyrob reviews
Bella feels as though her life has been in a stall for the last several years. She's surrounded by men, yet is totally alone. Good enough to be their friend but not their girlfriend. Corporate pilot, Edward flies in and attempts to change her views on the world. Will she take his hand and follow her her heart? Or watch him fly away without her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Third Time's A Charm by sugarfreecakes reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy find themselves starting a friendship through a Valentine's Day mishap when Ron stands Hermione up. This SHORT story follows the couple on three Valentine's Days through three chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Relationships 101: How to Argue With an Iceprince by Nadine25 reviews
Her boyfriend sure was difficult, but after three years together Sakura would like to think that she has developed the tools needed to get her what she wants. Yup, she would sure like to think that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Her goal was to drive him crazy. His goal was to resist her. Which one of them would succeed? *Entry for 2011 Pic-a-Pic Contest* AH, O/S collaboration with WitchyVampireGirl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 917 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
Surprise! by cleotheo reviews
To celebrate Hermione's birthday her friends decide to throw her a surprise party. When the guest of honour arrives however she's not alone and more people than Hermione end up getting a surprise. Fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
D is for ? by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione accidentally leaves her diary behind, her two best friends and their girlfriends can't resist taking a peek. They discover that Hermione is romantically involved with someone, but the only clue to their identity is the letter D. They make a guess as to the identity of D but when they discover they're wrong they set out to find the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What the Rain Can Bring by InsaneYunay reviews
REWRITTEN. After all the time she's spent waiting, Sakura continues loving Sasuke with the hope that he will return home one day. On one rainy night, fate finally relents when a soaked shinobi shows up at her door. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
where the daylight begins by ohwhatsherface reviews
For SasuSaku-Headcanons! Post-canon. Sasuke, Sakura, and their lives as footnotes to the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Meddling Friends and Misundertandings by gorillabaseball reviews
"You two should get married." Ino Yamanaka said bluntly. "You're both smart to the point where it's really boring and you guys get excited just by talking about things that would make other people go to sleep." In which Ino butts in, Sasuke seems quite interested, and Sakura and Shikamaru just can't seem to figure out things for themselves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Echoes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Perils of Spying by cleotheo reviews
When Harry and Ron think Hermione is hiding something from them they decide to follow their friend using Harry's invisibility cloak. However the boys soon realise that when you spy on someone you can witness things you really didn't want to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: It's A Dragon by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'IT'S A DRAGON'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. Draco thinks he knows best when it comes to little boys and their 'sticky fingers' (a pun, meaning 'to steal'). Hermione waits for Scorpius to teach his daddy a lesson that mum's everywhere already know about their boys. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4906 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No More Goodbyes by river of the sand reviews
She watched them saying goodbye for the umpteenth time, wondering how dense Gaara had to be to not notice Sakura's feelings for him. The way Tsunade saw it, she had two choices: get drunk on sakē for the rest of the day, or force Sakura into confessing her undying love to the Kazekage... decisions, decisions. *post-war*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
Captain Kuchiki Takes a Holiday! by mous1elousi3 reviews
Forced on leave by the Captain Commander, and then sent to the Living World by his little sister, Kuchiki Byakuya is reluctantly on holiday. And then he runs into Matsumoto Rangiku...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto
Dancing In Circles With Greeks by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger needs a break from her attractive co-worker, Draco Malfoy. She heads to Greece for a holiday filled with dancing, good food, shopping, & a sea of sexy, available men to try to get over her unreciprocated feelings. To her surprise, Draco shows up in Greece, too, determined to ruin her fun. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. Dramione Romance/Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,427 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lemon Juice by MizukiYukiko reviews
"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Astraphobia by MizukiYukiko reviews
Sequel to Lemon Juice. Sometimes pranks go too far, but sometimes it's these situations that help push two people together. Sometimes, a little bit of thunder and lightning is exactly what they needed in the first place. ItachiXSakura. Non-massacre AU. 50 shinobi theme challenge #10 thunderstorms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
The Dance of the Geisha by MizukiYukiko reviews
Sequel to Astraphobia. In which Naruto and Sasuke just have to stop Sakura's impending date with Itachi, and they will do anything to keep her from falling into his hands; and in which Ino and Shisui will make sure that this date does happen, but Sakura is tired of her friends' meddling. And why is Rock Lee dressed as a Geisha? ItachiXSakura. 50 shinobi theme #39. Silk Kimono.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 273 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He's not just another man in her life by Midnight Sakura Blossom reviews
An unexpected friendship develops into so much more. When Sakura realizes that she is falling in love with one of her closest friends, will she tell him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H., Genma S.
Take Me by part of the machine reviews
Burned out flames should never reignite, but I thought you might... SasuSaku. Canon-verse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,951 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
SasuSaku Month: 2013 by pluhsauce reviews
This is my first year participating, and I promise to keep it interesting! Day Thirty-one: Unexpected Wealth...The day Sasuke returned to the village, he wasn't sure what hit him harder: Sakura's punch, or the realization that she had always been there for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,069 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Laundry Day by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
When Team Seven finally stops somewhere with a washer and dryer, Sakura decides she's going to wash everything she has with her—including the clothes on her back. She soon finds out that Sasuke had the same plan. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sapiosexual by ambiencealikw reviews
Prompt 537 for HPFFP's Super-Spur-Of-The-Moment Fic Contest! 'Sapiosexual - A person sexually attracted to intelligence or the human mind.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh Romeo! by ShelbySabaku reviews
"You should be thankful though Sakura! Everyone male in school wants to be your Romeo!" Sakura was honestly going to kill Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Bird Songs by overxthexedge reviews
"Now, let's talk about how jealous you are." "I am not jealous!" Hermione snapped. Why would she be jealous when she had no previous feelings for the redheaded jokester? Well, that may not be entirely true. Fred and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,024 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Recovery Period by MadamUchiha82 reviews
Taking Sasuke to the dentist is never fun, unless someone decides they're going to play nurse. If I were you, I'd be a little curious to see how Sakura behaves in her regular nurses office.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Contemplating Cherry Blossoms by TayMor reviews
He saw her. And it wasn't a problem for Itachi until he realized that he couldn't get her out of his mind. AU Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Giving Into Temptation by Prippy reviews
AU [OneShot] Sakura has had it to *here* with Itachi. Itachi can't help himself. [drabble] /random/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Blurred Lines by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Edward Cullen: secret phone sex operator, dirty talking pro and hopelessly in love with his best friend. When a familiar voice calls in, will the lines between friendship, love, and lust become blurred? An entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,356 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 188 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Winner Takes All by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Team Seven plays cards for shots. The game changes when Naruto passes out and Sakura suggests upping the ante. Written for the SasuSaku Headcanons prompt "The Mystery: Does Sasuke wear boxers, briefs, or a fundoshi?" Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The One About The Hug by AllFredWeasley's reviews
The war changed everyone. Hermione and Fred notice attraction and start seeing each other. Who will know? Who will find out along the way? Can they keep their secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,729 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Muggle Entertainment by Lottielue1 reviews
It's the day after the embarrassing sleepover and the girls go in to the Muggle World to buy their "toys". The boys secretly following behind. Sequel to Earwigging Embarrassments, part 2/3. Rated M for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] [George W., Katie B.] - Complete
skinny love by ChibiCHICKENluver reviews
oo2 – Sometimes Sakura forgets just how persuasive Sasuke can be. /SasuSaku/100prompts/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
euphoria by Vampirette Knight reviews
It's not perfect, or beautiful or romantic, but it's all Sakura can ask for. Because it's Sasuke and that's all she's ever cared about. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Icha Icha Public by hangmeuptodry reviews
Now, whenever someone suggests going to the movies, Sakura can hardly control her blush and all Kakashi can do is smirk. It's all Tsunade's fault, really. —KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
You Ain't Gonna Taste No Other Gonna Make You a Lover by Beautyofit reviews
Hermione begins to question if there's something wrong with her. Fred shows her there definitely isn't. Set after the war (Fred is obviously not dead). Fair warning; this contains explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Tree of Might by xfucktheglasses reviews
I have loved you for a thousand years. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Mine by debs o.0 reviews
AU prequel to "right under his nose", but they can also be read as separate pieces... "he ignored everything, focusing only on the girl who had always been at his side and – hopefully – always would be."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
in art we trust by Vampirette Knight reviews
"As much as that pink hair is an eye sore, my fingers itch to run a brush along smooth canvas. She is perhaps, the most awkward combination of exotic colors that I've ever seen, and yet I want to paint her more than I've wanted anything for a very long time. And still, I haven't spoken a word to her." sasusaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
And In Time, We Move On by cutecrazyice reviews
Sasuke hates Sakura for a number of reasons. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hooked Up and Locked Down by LayAtHomeMom reviews
All he wants is a distraction. And a distraction is what he gets when a night out with friends leads to a steamy hook-up. Of course, sometimes things look different in the morning... but that's the trouble with one-night stands in locked down Boston.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fame by Miasmic reviews
/Rewrite of unfinished story from old account!/ As an orphan, Sakura had never considered herself lucky. That is, until Tsunade, the wealthiest women alive, chose to take her in as her own. A fable about wealth, greed, libel, love, and most importantly, the shit you get for not knowing who Sasuke Uchiha is. / M or language, new plot. Still active!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Tsunade S.
Homecoming Surprise by cleotheo reviews
After four years travelling the globe Harry and Ron are finally coming home. Upon their return the boys are in for a surprise as they accidentally gatecrash a special event. Fluffy one shot. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Game by Boriqua-chan reviews
Sasuke wonders why Sakura's avoiding him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Wanderlust by ohwhatsherface reviews
For SS Month 2013! AU. Sasuke and Sakura travel the world together.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
ABC's of Life by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is known for many things. Her favorite is the jealous Sasuke mode. But this new found source of jealousy tops everything-with sprinkles and cherry on top. [sasusaku] [fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jealousy by Vampirette Knight reviews
"Now let me show you what a real kiss looks like." Sasusaku oneshot. Post-canon.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
BAKA! by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 141 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Tall, Dark, and Handsome by DecidedlyPositive reviews
After a loony fortuneteller gives Sakura a vague description of her supposed true love, Ino takes it upon herself to discover the man's identity…dragging an unwilling Sakura along in the process. [ItaSaku ][non-massacre]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 201 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Prat for all Seasons by thinkswithpen reviews
"The next thing that happens Granger is that I ask you out." "What? " "And then you say yes" "Oh I do, do I?" "Of course you do, after all you have a reputation for being exceedingly bright." Rating is for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,787 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Comfort by Lady Aren reviews
A one-night stand between Sakura and Itachi turns into something more than what either of them had ever hoped for. Add an unhappy Sasuke, ANBU operations and a clan with malicious intentions into the mix, they were in for a hell of a ride. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,866 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
nothing on you by Callista Miralni reviews
Sequel to "of bubble tea, sushi, lists, memories and meetings." For three years, he struggled to live; she refused to dream. In which, Sakura finds a reason to live and Sasuke begins to dream. "You..." "What?" "... are incredible." SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/13/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
It's Murder by ZosieToo reviews
Detective Bella Swan and her partner, DI Edward Cullen work together like a well oiled machine in the Murder Squad. It's strictly a work arrangement and Bella is determined nothing will ever happen between them, because her focus is solely on the job, not on her stunningly gorgeous partner. Now it seems her best friend is hinting that they could be something more. AH, Bella & Ed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,811 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fuse by RZZMG reviews
For 2 years, they've been friends at University. For 1 year, he's been in love with her in secret. For 5 months, they've been bed buddies... but only after he lights her fuse and gets her blood roaring. Oh, what fun Draco Malfoy has riling Hermione Granger up! Dramione Romance/Humour/Hot Shag. Post-Hogwarts-AU. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange piece. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 121 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lady Luck by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,371 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Right Place Right Time by Cars1 reviews
It's winter in Eastern Ontario, Canada. Come with me as we meet one sexually frustrated Bella Swan and one Edward Cullen who just happens to be in the right place at the right time. One shot written for @mizzezpattinson 's birthday last year and the Hurricane Sandy relief effort.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Momma Bear by Boriqua-chan reviews
Mebuki Haruno becomes furious when she's told that her daughter was almost killed by Sasuke, so she becomes full mama-bear on him, with only Kizashi tying to calm her down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Thank You by Boriqua-chan reviews
After the fight's finished, Sasuke thanks. Sakura then remembers those being his last words, so she asks him what he meant then.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Hokage Sasuke by Boriqua-chan reviews
Sakura's reaction to Sasuke saying he wants to be Hokage. /Sakura-centric/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
Big Girl by Boriqua-chan reviews
Sasuke still doubts Sakura's abilities when she decides to tag along, but when she starts fighting, he's sort of like, "oh" and realizes that he might have underestimated her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Innocent Desires by Kashi-Cookie-Monster reviews
A peeping tom, lack of clothing, and a visit from the cuddle fairy! Kakasaku oneshot for Moonlight1258!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Give Me An Hour by RZZMG reviews
As the war continues to rage on around them, Hermione Granger decides to seduce fellow Order Member, Draco Malfoy, one night while at Grimmauld Place... and everything between them changes after that. Fic follows the "five times" trope, and is dedicated to raspberryjukebox. One-shot. A/U-Extended War scenario. Dramione. Drama-Romance-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 118 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
So Cold by teganharuno reviews
A Sasusaku story. Sakura comes home after four years, changed for the better and hoping she could ignore Sasuke's existance... REWRITING THIS ONE! Future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Curve Ball by staceleo reviews
Opposites attract don't they? Not in Bella Swan's world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 5348 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Operation by exposedx reviews
"I had a feeling you were the damsel in distress type of women. Whelp, how about I be your knight in shining armor, eh?" he said and then smirked. Her entire life made an abrupt change. SasuxSaku. Flirty!Sasuke. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bed Hair by ocealyn reviews
What I have is not a fetish! Just... a desire, I guess? (EdwardxBella) (OneShot)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mother's day by Cyndy-kawaii-chan reviews
Sasuke melancholically recalls the days he actually celebrated Mother's day, actually spends time with Naruto, willingly, but to top it off, Sakura has actually has news that will certainly bring a bright light to his day, a bright change to their life. Late Mother's Day Fic. SasuSaku. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Potions Study by Apples and Beckett reviews
He heard her whisper his name, and he made a promise, that by the end of the night he would have her scream it instead. Smut. Lemons. Reviews Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Sorry by Boriqua-chan reviews
The war is over, Sasuke is back in Konoha, and he is looking over his mistakes and agonizes over them. Thus, compelling him to show up at Sakura's in the middle of the night with an apology. Requested by medicninsakura on Tumblr
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Northern Lights by xfucktheglasses reviews
I'm hungry from an anorexic heart. —Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Ino Y. - Complete
love on the run by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sasuke likes jogging with Sakura. She keeps him motivated and the conversation is casual enough that they can drop a topic and move forward - literally. Most of the time, at least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Unfinished Veritaserum by KuraraOkumura reviews
When Hermione gets called to Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes by the twins, she has no idea what she's putting herself into... Oneshot of the twins and of Hermione, threesome, don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [Hermione G., George W., Fred W.] - Complete
Till The World Ends by Nanami Akane reviews
"I bet that you cannot seduce my brother." "Really Sasuke?" "Really." "Well we'll just see about that, hey I'll even give you a boner for good measure." Sasuke gulps as Sakura's eyes darken and her body becomes just that more seductive. What the f*ck did he just get himself into? ItachixSakura and a lil SakuraxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The 'Game' by Cyndy-kawaii-chan reviews
When Sasuke, The Sasuke Uchiha, reluctantly asks Naruto Uzumaki, The Orange Hokage, for help with his personal life, Naruto suggests a game that maybe will solve all of Sasuke's (and Sakura's) problems. 'Sexualopoly'. Keyword: Maybe. -SasuSaku-. T for language. RnR! Possible 2-shot. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fallstaff by izbels reviews
Bella and Edward have an amazing on screen relationship on their Emmy Award nominated TV show Fallstaff. She wants to move the relationship along a little further in real life. Lemons. Forbiddenish love. Naughty and sexy. Lemons. Lemons. LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,466 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
no other love by golden doe reviews
There were just so many could've beens. Too many. But a fling is simply it, a fling. Nothing more. —sasusaku, AU, drabble fic, previously titled as 'here we go again'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sasuke's Answer by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
When the smoke clears and every battle's won, how will Sasuke answer the biggest question of all-what will he protect for the rest of his life?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Orders by ambiencealikw reviews
It's just a mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19533 - Favs: 9,181 - Follows: 6,721 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Shifts by Chasseuse reviews
He decided that it was dangerous to have a senbon in his mouth. Genma/Sakura. 20 men.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Sakura H., Genma S. - Complete
Bella's Anatomy by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Best friends with benefits, Bella and Irina, are excited about their last few months as surgical interns, but with this chapter in their lives coming to an end, will Bella be able to move on to the next one with the new anesthesiologist? AH, ExB, Fluff and smut with a hint of plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,548 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweetheart by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku Canon-verse AU. Non-compliant with Fourth Shinobi War Arc. Chi ama mi, ama il mio cane. For Gaara and Sakura, that particular Italian proverb had never been more apt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Hangover by JinnySkeans reviews
It started off as an innocent trip to Vegas shared with their friends. It ended with...well, maybe they'll tell you, if they ever remember. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12529 - Favs: 8,366 - Follows: 6,316 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
the perfect start to the finish line by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sasuke gives out apologies quite freely nowadays, but that doesn't mean everyone accepts them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Self Control by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Sasu/Saku. Ever since he returned to Konoha, ignoring how much a certain pink-haired teammate of his had grown proved to be quite a challenge for Sasuke. A night in Suna tests his control.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Thin Patience by exposedx reviews
Sakura gets pregnant. That's fine. Food cravings slide through. That's okay. Moodswings come in. That's not okay. No sex. Satan is taking over. – SasuxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3969 - Favs: 4,646 - Follows: 3,194 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Flash by Rainy Downpour reviews
Sasuke did not believe her when she said that her pink hair was real. A trip to the girl's restroom proved otherwise. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4342 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Orgasms by Zephyr Hearts reviews
AU; Because masturbation is completely healthy and not abnormal. Follow Sasuke and Sakura into their developing relationship from awkward kisses, to hungry make out sessions. Oh, and raging teenager hormones. Rated M for various reasons. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,243 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pranks of Passion by Isannah reviews
Edward has tried anything and everything for two years to get his neighbor, Bella to notice him. It's time to try something differen. A little fun for April Fool's Day! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The things I do for Love by Gintsuki of the Rain reviews
Sasuke wants Sakura, but he has once again managed to screw himself over, leaving her mad at him again, and him seeking help from the other Konoha Kunoichi. Summary sucks, I'm an OC. PPL are OOC, and Itachi is watching it all on cable. SasuSaku FOR REAL Rated M for language used during my verbal hate for Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15078 - Favs: 10,204 - Follows: 5,522 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret by WinterLuvNaruto reviews
Now that Sakura thought about it, her secret wasn't much of a secret. It was kind of an embarrassment. Citrus. Gaara/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Easter Egg by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'EASTER EGG'. Hogwarts-Era, A/U (7th year). Springtime sexual tension leads Head Girl Hermione into teasing Head Boy Draco to get his attention. She gets more than she bargained after Colour Charming his hair Easter egg pastel pink! For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Café Latte by mollycoddle reviews
In which Karin's heart feels broken. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daimyo's Daughter by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Sakura's first solo mission places her undercover in the Land of Hot Springs. Unknown to her, Sasuke's been sent by Orochimaru on the same mission and paths that diverged, cross again. Pre-Shippuden...barely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,850 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Making Bacon by Awesome Team Unicorn reviews
Sasuke returns home from a long mission. Hungry, he stumbles into his kitchen. Naked. Post-canon. SasuSaku. Co-authored by Sakura's Unicorn and Unicorn Paige.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Moment by RZZMG reviews
When Hermione Granger finally decides to give up on her feelings for Draco Malfoy, her flatmate and secret crush, she does something drastic - she gets her haircut. To her delight, Draco notices... and everything changes between them. 2013 DramioneLove Valentine's Fest 2nd entry. Romance/Fluff/Drabble with image. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Touch by FruityGrape reviews
Because it only took drinks, a bet, and a small touch to set of a chain of events that would change everything in her life. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Those Three Words by Wolf Blossom reviews
What is love? Was it the way Hermione looked at him with her big innocent brown eyes? Or was it the way his heart raced when they walked down the corridors holding hands? Whatever it was, Draco wanted to know: What exactly does love mean? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It Didn't Matter by Boriqua-chan reviews
It didn't matter because she didn't care. -drabble-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Art of Manipulation by RZZMG reviews
Hermione wants Draco Malfoy, and she's not taking 'no' for an answer. Who even knew deceit could feel so good? Post-Hogwarts 7th year, AU. Romance-Drama-Comedy. 2013 DramioneLove Valentine's Fest. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Post-It by KYUUxKYUU reviews
Post-It notes have more power than you think... [Fluff]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nightingale by Blade Redwind reviews
He was an ass, an absolute asshole, but, he was her patient and there wasn't much to be done about it. He didn't need her, he didn't need anyone; what he didn't plan on was *wanting* her. Post 4th War; Set in Konoha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,919 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Rocket Queen by xfucktheglasses reviews
You're like gum on the concrete. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
That Moment When by WithRhymeNoReason reviews
Minerva McGonagall knew the exact moment when she realized that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were meant for each other. One-shot, 8th Year fluff. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
naked sunday by xfucktheglasses reviews
You taste like a whole lotta promises. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Salacious Syndrome by angel-eyes8611 reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke stepped forth from the dark corner of her bedroom, Sakura did the thing she had been waiting to do for so long... "Sakura... Long time, no-" His words were abruptly cut off when Sakura's fist met his face, and he stumbled backwards. 'Did Sakura just... Hit me in the face...' In which Sasuke has a condition only Sakura can cure, and hilarity ensues. M for lemon.