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Blood Traitor by Zalia reviews
Draco Malfoy has been living a lie to protect the girl he loves. He has inherited the Veela gene and on his next birthday he will become the first male Veela for three hundred years. Canon, (except the epilogue of HPDH).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,478 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 3/1 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Accidental Proposal by CJRed reviews
Hermione finds out that she is really a Nott, and there are so many rules to being a Pureblood, too bad Draco Malfoy seems to have forgotten one of the most important rules of all! Hermione/Draco. Theo and Hermione are siblings. Ignores epilogue and off cannon in some other places as well. Set in 8th year. Language, Fluff, and Lemons. Should update weekly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,267 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 5/24 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ginny W., Theodore N.
Charmed to You by CJRed reviews
Hermione comes up with a charm that allows for 'bonded soul' matches, something that has been unheard of for generations. The charm changes the marriage game, but what will Hermione do when her own magic matches her with none other than Draco Malfoy? (Story is written and just being edited.) Disregards Epilogue. Fluff and Lemons. Unique pairings. Should update weekly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,885 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 5/2 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ginny W., Gregory G.]
Dark Thing, Make a Myth of Yourself by bicyclesarecool reviews
"I feel her before I see her, the hairs on the back of my neck stand up in attention. When I shut my locker, she's parting the crowd like the red sea. Bella Swan is looking right at me, a smirk poised on her dark lips and something fierce in her dark eyes. There's something about her, something otherworldly. A storm is coming and I feel like i'm about to be caught in it." EPOV AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,160 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 1/27 - Bella, Edward
Kush by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"One hit will make you change your mind."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 6/9 - Bella, Edward
Late Lunch by Primrue reviews
Hermione was supposed to meet her father for lunch, but when he's not there to meet her she gives him a call. Turns out someone set off a few fireworks in town. Muggle AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,743 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 3/22 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 363,862 - Reviews: 24387 - Favs: 6,342 - Follows: 6,420 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
In the Arms of Her Dragon by Wolf Blossom reviews
"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,959 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 3,606 - Follows: 5,306 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sudden Changes by Mrs.Marauders reviews
Hermione discovers she's pregnant after a one night stand with Fred Weasley and an imposed marriage law forces them to get married. The Burrow goes wedding planning mad as the pair get to know each other while coping with the unexpected pregnancy. Not everyone's on Hermiones' side though. Can they discover who's out to get them before it's too late? FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,201 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Celebrity Status by Einna Fletcher reviews
Sasuke and Sakura's lives revolve around music, and the craziness that comes with fame. Romance is the last thing they want to deal with. The problem: they can't seem to stay away from each other. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,951 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Between The Two by The-green-vine reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have some explaining to do! McGonagall would have personally wash their mouths vigorously with Xtreme purifying soap if she ever caught those two utter a single word about sex during school. Tensions are high. How are these teens going to handle the forces of magic when their bodies are growing and ... urging! Ha, as dreadfully as you can imagine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 3/29 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Uchiha Family Chronicles by eskeflowne reviews
Chap 3 Making baby number two :: "Hi." Sakura all but purred to him and he knew instantly what that meant. :: Mature Content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Lessons of a MPW by Christie Hart reviews
Four guys. Four babies on the way. One house, and one very mad, pregnant woman.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 39,712 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Chapter by Lottielue1 reviews
Fred and Hermione's life is going brilliantly, business is booming and now there's a baby on the way. The two will need to put all their love to get through the challenges of expansion in both areas of their life. Will the pressure be too much or are they strong enough to survive this?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/27 - [Fred W., Hermione G.]
Under the Heir by thealmightyneko reviews
Sakura finally gets an opportunity to enter ANBU and is assigned to a team under a certain Uchiha. She learns that her placement was not arbitrary. The circumstances just happened to fit perfectly and she carries out a mission of her own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 183,959 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Ignition by Einna Fletcher reviews
When a guarded black-haired boy meets a gritty pink-haired girl, expectations aren't always reality. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,575 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In For It Now by PrincessLeah80 reviews
"They were coworkers. They were friends. They were friends that occasionally slept together after a few too many drinks at the Leaky Cauldron." EWE, Dramione, rated M for gratuitous sex scenes. This is my WIP with no pressure story, so it won't have a definitive update schedule.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
From London, With Love by LucindaRemyMalfoy reviews
It's been almost 5 years since Draco and Hermione have seen each other, but a chance encounter in her store changes all of that...and they have Scorpius to thank for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,433 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Without A Smile by melistories reviews
"I hardly slept last night as it was. Mr. Cullen ran out of the office shortly after I stopped and I thought about boxing up my things but decided to wait until I was officially fired before doing anything rash." "You mean rash like breaking out in a song-and-dance routine in front of your boss?" Rosalie snickered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,584 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New World Order by JinnySkeans reviews
Because they've always been different and very much the same, and this is how they find their way back to each other. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,393 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Awards Season by JinnySkeans reviews
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." - Marilyn Monroe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 3/24 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sakura Uchiha and Family by Golden Destiny reviews
Sasuke is back in Konoha. Sakura refuses to forgive him. But what will happen when they are forced to pretend as parents of three children. Will the children make them realise their love for each other? How long will they deny their feels for each other? M-rated for future lemons. (Sasu*Saku), (Naru*Hina), (Shika*Ino)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,970 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pleasurable Business by Lottielue1 reviews
A spell concealing the truth by creating a covering image, makes Ancient Runes far more enjoyable for Draco and Hermione as they focus on more pleasurable activities while surrounded by their Professor and fellow students. PWP Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/28 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sometimes by Rushery reviews
Sometimes, Sasuke was rough. But Sakura loved it. Sometimes, Sasuke was slow. But Sakura loved that too. Collection of drabbles. Smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 1/19 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Different Kind of Bell Test by ambiencealikw reviews
Kakashi tests how determined Sakura is to join ANBU. Sakura has never failed a seduction mission before, and she has no intention of starting now. The whole village takes notice as things begin to heat up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,651 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.]
The List by FlirtyFlapper reviews
Mikoto is ready for grandchildren. The elders compiled a list of eligible women for Itachi. He isn't looking forward to it but if he must then he shall. He is going to work his way through the list. Surprisingly, a certain kunoichi isn't on it. M-later chapters. Non-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Sorry! This story has been removed from this site. Please see my bio for more info!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Interns and Tasers by Sakura478 reviews
Alright, so she tased him on a train. So what? He was a doctor and she was his summer intern, he would be completely professional about the whole thing right? It's not like he's going to turn her next few months into a living hell or anything? He's far too respectable for that, he is an Uchiha after all. Itasaku. Itachi/Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,402 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The secret wife by La coccinelle bleue reviews
"The thing is, Mrs. Uchiha, I am weird, I am really bizarre, like extinct species bizarre, it's crazy, but for some odd reason," She barked a laugh, "With some miracle, your son loves me, and I love him, too, I don't know what that changes for you, but that's the truth, and the only truth I know." AU MATURE CONTENT SASUSAKU RATED M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,752 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,143 - Reviews: 4765 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 5,537 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Neighbors by FlirtyFlapper reviews
Hermione can't stand her loud neighbors. But somehow she gets stuck there and boy, is her neighbor charming! Non-Magical AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,250 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fred W.
Fusion Unleashed: Yorugiku by whackybiscuit reviews
Part 11 of the Fusion Saga. One-Shot! It's Byakuya's birthday, and Yoruichi thinks he needs a stress-reliever. So she fuses with Rangiku to become the ultimate birthday gift! YoruichiXByakuyaXRangiku!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25 - Yoruichi S., Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 362,915 - Reviews: 5225 - Favs: 5,435 - Follows: 6,873 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
And Then There Was One by L.uca Kerberos reviews
The last thing that Haruno Sakura needed in her life was an overbearing brother who showed up out of nowhere to take control of her love life. Sakura x Variety. AU Non-Massacre
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,695 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Kiba I.
The First Time by MizukiYukiko reviews
The first time he saw her, he was nine and she was five. The first time he talked to her, she was twelve and he was seventeen. The first time he took real note of her, she was fifteen and he was nineteen. Little did he know that such inconsequential meetings would change everything he thought, felt, and did. ItachiXSakura. AU Non-Massacre. 50 shinobi theme #40. Heartstrings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,956 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Almost (But Not Quite) by iliadic reviews
Six times Harry thought he knew—and the one time he did. —fred/hermione, in the eyes of harry potter (or in fred's case, scarface).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/1 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] Harry P., George W.
Not Part of the Plan by PotterizeMe reviews
Marriage Law Fic: Her life was twisted upside-down. She had no choice. Hermione Granger had to marry Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Those About to Rock by thewriterinallofus reviews
Fred Weasley had almost given up on telling Hermione Granger he fancied her, until he finds the Muggle-born rocking out in his mother's kitchen, which gives him a brilliant idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,162 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] George W., Ginny W.
Attempted Temptation by Dotti3 reviews
Prim and proper though she is, Uchiha Mikoto isn't afraid to play dirty to get what she wants. Unfortunately for Sakura, the matriarch has every intention of hooking the pinkette up with one of her sons. Modesty and propriety be damned. Prequel fic to 'A Closeted Affair'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Funny Love by Tessela reviews
Parenting isn't an easy task but someone has to do it and who better than a workaholic medic and a grumpy Uchiha. A series of oneshots rotating around the eventful everyday lives of Sakura and Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,798 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Home for the Harvest by compass54 reviews
Montana, 1000 feet above the Missouri River, the last photo shoot before my vacation. The Cullen family, expanding the brand of their high-end whiskey, hired me to photograph their harvest. They chose an unknown male model to add sex to the campaign, and I knew working with an amateur would be a challenge. I never knew their seductive country boy would make me beg for more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,451 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 339 - Published: 3/12 - Bella, Edward
Heart to Heart by Lottielue1 reviews
A conversation between two former enemies in the middle of the night enlightens them to the possibility of a brighter future. Hermione/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
In the Woods by Oprah Winfrey reviews
A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,658 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella
The 30 Year Old Virgin by Tessela reviews
Marriage and women was not something on Itachi's mind. That scared not only the elders but his father and brother are worried about his asexual behavior and keeps threatening him with an arrange marriage so the last thing he needed was this annoying loud mouth girl stepping into his life and changing everything, even if it's suppose to be for the "better". AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,420 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Just a simple test by TheDevilOfSlytherin reviews
At first, Hermione just wanted to review her transfiguration test. Then Fred and George arrived and the situation became too weird ( Please be nice, I'm a French Author )
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Her True Life by rogan21trory reviews
Hermione didn't know why she was sent home for the weekend, but she welcomed the break. Little did she know all of Hogwarts was about to know her True Life. AU D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Yes by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
ONE-SHOT - A Valentine's Day function at the Ministry leaves two old friends to their own devices. Percy x Hermione. Rated M for sexual situations and a bit of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/14 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
Cats and Dogs by JinnySkeans reviews
"Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened." - Anatole France
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/11 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Common Colds and Beautiful Noises by That's Why Fireflies Flash reviews
Fred is sick, and even magic can't cure the common cold. All he wants to do is sleep, but he wants that special someone to stay by his side. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Babysitting by That's Why Fireflies Flash reviews
Babysitting isn't always as fun as you'd think. Especially when the kids you're babysitting have magic powers. Hermione and Fred will know better next time. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Fanfiction by That's Why Fireflies Flash reviews
The students of Hogwarts have discovered a favorite past time of Muggles: fanfiction. One of these particular stories has found it's way into the hands of one Hermione Granger, and the one person she doesn't want to catch her reading it, does. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
The King of Bowery and Bleecker by planetblue reviews
He is a dingy bar and a tar roof; he is black marker and the euphoria of standing on a ledge with your toes too close. He is a moment seared inside an eighteen-year-old girl that shaped every moment that came after.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 165 - Published: 2/7 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heat Of The Night by AlmaGemela reviews
Heat prickled over her skin, but it had nothing to do with the air of her hot apartment...Byakuya has been attacked by an Arrancar, and Orihime goes too far in coming to his aid...Graphic Material Within: Mature Audience Only!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,970 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Byakuya K., Orihime I.
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,567 - Reviews: 4587 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 3,151 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
Seduction by Myrddin Emrys The Third reviews
Sakura was used to taking over Ino's normal and seduction missions whenever her friend got dumped, but this time she was going alongside Neji for the mission. Something was up with him though, and Sakura was determined to get to the bottom of it, all the while hoping to avoid sleeping with her repulsive mission target. M for lemons, NejiSaku both past and present. On hold.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/22/2013 - [Sakura H., Neji H.]
Little Touches by monophobian reviews
Things change, people change, feelings change. Sometimes, small moments (and perverted friends) show the way. Connected drabbles from KakaSaku week on Tumblr.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 7/7/2015 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.]
Guilty Passion by princesshyuuga01 reviews
It is common knowledge that whatever happens in Suna does NOT very often remain in Suna. In fact, what happened in Suna left Sakura pregnant with the child of a man to whom she could pin no name. Will they succumb to the pressures of family traditions and broken friendships or can they really turn one night of passion into a lifetime of love for the sake of their child? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/20/2011 - [Sakura H., Neji H.]
You Give Me Fever by ocealyn reviews
Bella Swan covers for a friend who works at a Burlesque Bar down at Hollywood for one night and left a sensual impression on a green-eyed Adonis in the audience. What happens when that green-eyed Adonis turns out to be someone she needs to work with in order to fulfill her lifelong dream? Suck it up, Bella! At least he's cute, right? (EdwardxBella) (Short Story) [Back from Hiatus]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
Harken's Bell by Lady Kaliska reviews
A woman bound by fate. A life intertwined with those who come in the name of Shinobi of whom she spurned. Was the price of being true to a birth right too steep? Or was blending with those she could never understand the answer to her plight? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 284,654 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Cleaning Cauldrons by Delphiniumrose
Hermione needs this detention. It's her last chance. AU, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Love Potions by KeepCalmAndWriteSomething reviews
Fred sighed impatiently, throwing his hands in the air. "Merlin, Hermione. Do you make it this difficult on every bloke that asks you on a date?" - Drabble. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Wedding Day Blues by Delphiniumrose reviews
Fred wonders if he's been left at the altar. EWE, slightly AU. Fred lives, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Tell Me When by Kazerith reviews
Shikamaru was proud of his observational skills, most of the time. Except for those moments when they allude to more questions than answers, and that usually requires more work than he would normally be willing to contribute. Yet, Sakura Haruno was causing him to think of a lot of questions, and his desire to know really was becoming troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Stalking Hermione by Clementine Buttersnaps reviews
Stalking, such a nasty word. Fred Weasley was no stalker, nor was he a creeper or leerer. No a stalker he wasn't- but he was very observant. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/10 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
To Duel With Fate by Mihkail reviews
Sequel to An Unlikely Seduction. After months of avoidance, fate has thrown Itachi back in Sakura's face when a failed mission nearly claims his life. Her greatest challenges lie ahead, while trying to navigate a maelstrom of conflicting emotions & maintain the string of lies & secrets she's managed to tangle herself and those close to her in, particularly Sasuke. ItaSak, Nonmass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,122 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Noticing by boshrocks reviews
Harry and Ron start noticing Hermione acting strangely. They try to investigate without her working out what they're up to. One-shot better than it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Rainy Afternoons and Muggle Games by seddiesane reviews
A normal boring day at the Burrow, wizards and muggle games such as truth or dare and spin the bottle? Hilarity innsues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Fred W., Hermione G.
The Letter by Politelycynical reviews
TWOSHOT: She had written that stupid letter for one purpose. It was an outlet to express everything she had been feeling—she just needed to say it somehow. To explain what was coursing through her every time his hand brushed hers. She hoped that it would put an end to this pull that he seemed to carry with him- ground this electricity that beckoned her to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/4 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
This Damnedable Curse! by Politelycynical reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione is forced to attend a party down at the Weasley's Lake. Fred and George put on a show to entertain their guests. (Warning: Ridiculousness Ahead)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/2 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Flesh Fetish by Lethal Temptress reviews
Sakura has a fetish, but it's not what anyone would expect of a ninja. She indulges in it secretly and will likely never tell her lovers. Oneshot. Threesome. NaruSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Snowfall Kind of Love by TheFicChick reviews
There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Journal by lightinthedarkness2 reviews
Edward finds Bella's journal and begins to fall in love with the girl he reads about
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,415 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
Matchmaker by soyforramen reviews
Ginny never was any good at matchmaking. But why should she let that stop her when it comes to the happiness of her friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Kissing under the Mistletoe by Superagaentv reviews
A little holiday magic is in the air at the Burrow. A nice Fred/Hermione one shot, full of fluff! Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays! Obvious alternate ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Strange Attractions by proserandom reviews
Everybody knows epic love stories happen in apartment complexes. Good thing she found the right building. [For SSM 2014]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,694 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Decorations by Apples and Beckett reviews
Their bindings broke and fell to the floor, leaving her sitting stunned in his lap. Smut. Lemons. Please Review :) over 600 followers! (That is crazy!) :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,888 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W.
The Pie Equation by TheQueenWriter reviews
Don't allow your past to dictate your future. Edward is a single dad. Bella comes home to help her dad after an accident. Will Edward allow their old friendship to blossom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,821 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Not Going To Work by boshrocks reviews
Fred has a new plan to win Hermione's heart. Will it succeed or will it flop, as George fully expects it will. Fremione. Fred and Sirius did not die (I still refuse to accept it).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Hermione G., Fred W.
If Ninjas Had Twitter by Keelah reviews
He was leaving. She was heartbroken. It was a bittersweet separation... kind of. Except internet makes romance a lot less romantic (Kakashi X Sakura, humor one-shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sucker Love by Tjoek reviews
"The first time he sees her is out in the school courtyard, cigarette smoke billowing from her nostrils like a furious dragon. He is surprised at himself for noticing her. He doesn't normally notice people, he observes them..." AU. Violate.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,936 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Tate L., Violet H.
Royal Flush by JinnySkeans reviews
What comes before, during, and after "happily ever after." Because some princesses wear lab coats instead of tiaras, and some princes are just fine with that. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,986 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Crimson & Clover by Craft Rose reviews
A collection of (naughty and shamelessly unresolved) drabbles, between our favourite witch and wizard. If any of the drabbles strike your fancy, let me know. I'll see if I can turn them into one-shots, or more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,609 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 5/2/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
A Proposal by kyella14 reviews
Ron pops the question in front of the whole Weasley family. Only things don't go quite the way he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/21/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
We Did It by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,473 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 1/28/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Lounge Chair by Ablemarle reviews
Bella finds a new way to relax around Edward on one afternoon. RATED M, possible lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2015 - [Edward, Bella]
Dinnertime Restlessness by bubblegum shaved ice reviews
SasuSaku. In which, Sakura worries, and Sasuke worries even more. Trust Sasuke to make 'I'd prefer you to strip' seem less perverted than it actually is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Year Of Magical Discovering by OlivettiMachine reviews
Sasuke had been travelling alone for a year. When he comes back to Sakura she convinces him to start a new journey, this time together. This is the story of their year travelling together. Rated M. Post-Canon. SasuSaku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,977 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Patient by bubblegum shaved ice reviews
SasuSaku. Hospital beds are not made for sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,888 - Reviews: 6669 - Favs: 4,315 - Follows: 6,258 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Little Bird by ashlieeexoxo reviews
In which Hermione and Fred accidentally bonded their souls during the battle of Hogwarts, and are now forced to confront their hidden feelings for each other. AU because some people are alive who shouldn't be, slight OOC because Fred and Hermione have feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,701 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Baby Whisperer by compass54 reviews
She manipulated me so easily. Twenty-one, beautiful and curious is a perilous mix. Olderward. Jazz music. He's a successful classical pianist who doesn't believe in marriage. She's still in college. When they meet at his manager's second wedding, he doesn't stand a chance. Host's Choice and Judge's Choice in the May to December Romance Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,780 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Complete
Stormy Nights by tamsyyn reviews
A little fun in the backseat of a police car.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picking up the Pieces by tufano79 reviews
Isabella Black lost her husband in the cruelest way possible. Jacob wasted away by the evil, silent killer, cancer. A year after his death, Bella packs up her home in Phoenix and drives back to Forks, Washington. Will she finally find a way to pick up the pieces with the help of her family, friends and a green-eyed cop? ON HIATUS ... Will be continued after the 1st of the year.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 133,131 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014
The Librarian by spanglemaker9 reviews
Bella's found a creative way to use her degree, and it's going great. Until Eddie Masen crosses her desk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 334 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Indispensable Assistant by TayMor reviews
Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU. BONUS CHAPTER COMING SOON!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 165,745 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Hermione Granger: One in a Million by DivineDebris reviews
There was no one in the world quite like Hermione Granger. Well, tonight there was, but George was hardly to blame. A Halloween prank has gone very wrong, and there are a few unexpected consequences. 7th year for the twins. No Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Hermione G., George W.] Fred W. - Complete
The Assignment by mitsuki191 reviews
What happens when Kakashi assigns Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura a three day special assignment due to lack of teamwork? Team 7 sleepover at the Uchiha mansion riles up some passion, humor, drinking, and games. Will they bond as a team again? Read and find out. Rated M for many Lemons. Mostly SasuSaku, some NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,912 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Tsubasa by Ailu Chan reviews
"If I didn't know you, I'd think you're flirting with me." "You don't know me," he said. "...exactly." In a world where she is innocent, kind and lonely, and he is ruthless, merciless and a shinobi, they met. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,360 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sundays by LadyWriterTomlinson reviews
SasuSasku - Married [What happens when Sakura neglects hubby for a bunch of dusty old books? Well, he does the only possible thing left to do. Distract her, of course.] Smut warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dare by 2brown-eyes reviews
You are to do my bidding, Maid of Honor. We never should've let Alice decide a dare for one of her bridesmaids. But then again, maybe it was just what I needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Black Dress by Idle Dino reviews
"You may have her heart but the rest of her body is drawn to me." Sasuke and Kakashi compete over Sakura. KakaSakuSasu threesome. Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/24/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Hot Dude, Reading by Ninkita reviews
Two bibliophiles, an Instagram account and some very suggestive hash-tagging. Is it true that there's nothing sexier than books? *4th place, Popular Vote, in the 2015 Meet The Mate Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 248 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tinder is the Night by LayAtHomeMom reviews
With thousands of potential mates at your fingertips, finding a connection is just a swipe away. Sometimes you have to left swipe a lot of Mr. Wrongs to swipe Mr. Right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 572 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Bella, Edward
Bunc-uh-oh by JonesnInDaHood reviews
When Edward knocks on the wrong door, he's invited in to a party he never anticipated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boy Talk by Bittersweet Escape reviews
"I'm gonna climb him like a tree." An Entry for the Meet The Mate Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Right Medicine by deviant bamboo reviews
Ever felt like the universe was working against you? I have. Then again, who am I to argue with fate? **Entry for the Meet the Mate Contest - Won Honorable Mention**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nymphomania by PaigeyD93 reviews
Nymphomania: Uncontrollable or excessive sexual desire in a woman. Basically a series of one-shots where Sakura is paired with various characters (which are listed inside). All of which are rated M for language and other adult material. Collaboration with the ever lovely 'Burnt Red'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,452 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Sakura H., Gaara, Shisui U., Hidan
Skin by Craft Rose reviews
After a particularly messy breakup, Hermione throws caution to the wind and volunteers to do a bit of nude modelling for a Muggle art class. As you do. It's all fine and dandy, until she learns her sworn enemy is one of the students.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,291 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
A Daydream Detour by Gidgit2u reviews
Set in Hermione's sixth year, this story begins directly following the exchange between Hermione and Fred in WWW, chapter six of HBP: "You know," said Hermione, looking up at Harry, "that really is extraordinary magic!" "For that, Hermione," said a voice behind them, "You can have one for free." This story explores the dynamics at play between Hermione, Fred and George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,603 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W., George W.]
Suppressed Emotions by hopelesslydevoted.xx reviews
"Granger what the hell?" Draco asked looking at her ruffled clothes, and her face covered in blood. Hermione let out a loud sob and threw herself into his arms. - Draco and Hermione are forced to live together after Hermione gets attacked during patrolling. Relying on her worst enemy to keep her safe, what could go wrong, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 149,714 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mr Kuchiki Takes a Wife! by mous1elousi3 reviews
AU. Respected prosecutor, Kuchiki Byakuya enlists the aid of one of Tokyo's finest, police detective Matsumoto Rangiku to thwart the evil plans of his uncle, Kuchiki Kouga. Things...don't go as planned. RATING CHANGED.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,776 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto, Kouga K.
Sharks and Mermaids by demimonde reviews
Sakura Haruno was of the mind that if life gave you lemons, then make lemonade. With this latest arrangement, she really didn't have a choice but to do just that. And maybe, if she was lucky, it would be more sweet than sour. High school AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki
Close Encounters by JinnySkeans reviews
Her dad warned her about talking to strange boys. She might've tuned out the part where he told her not to move in with them. Whoops. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,857 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Best Friend's Brother by myownlittleinfinity reviews
Bella Swan has just started her junior year of high school. She had always admired her best friend's older brother, Edward, from afar. But now that they are in the same AP Bio class, can she get him to notice her? Has he always? All Human, AU, perhaps a bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,677 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Masen Boys by Jdifrans1 reviews
Is there anything better than watching three hot guys building a block foundation? Bella and Rose don't think so - that is until drinks after work lead them to meet the Masens face to face. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,096 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Play, Pause, Repeat by RRose reviews
Bella Swan knows that YouTube's most subscribed gamer Edward Cullen goes to the same university as she does. She knows collaborating with him in one video will boost her fledgling cooking channel's traffic as well. What she doesn't know is that views and subscribers aren't the only things Edward can give her. Looks like their shippers might actually be on to something.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,010 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9565 - Favs: 8,998 - Follows: 6,351 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Drunk by EphemeralSakura reviews
SasuSaku - No alcoholic drink in the world can drive two people as crazy as love does. (Rated M for precaution)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Paperwork by Sariasprincy reviews
Sakura didn't like that her lover was always out of bed in the middle of the night. Itachi didn't like how she teased him all the time. ItaSaku. Within the Messages verse. Modern. RATED M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fixing Fragments by ParaKayC reviews
"Just let me, okay?...Let me make it up to you." Sasuke whole-heartedly spelled out. An anthology of mending the pieces, reinventing relationships, morning walks, words left unsaid, bachelor parties and even voyeurism. (POST 699 / POST WAR)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Office by Fortes in Fide reviews
This meeting has definitely not been adjourned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Competition by Lethal Temptress reviews
Sakura is unwillingly drawn into another competition between her boys. One-shot. Threesome. NaruSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Detention to Desire by Twihardforever627 reviews
He's the school hottie, cocky and arrogant. She's the school nerd, loner extraordinaire. She hates him. He doesn't know who she is. At first. What happens after one particular detention class? ExB. All human. Eventual lemons. First fic ever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,945 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
Sharp encounter by Those-carrots reviews
Itachi and Shisui Uchiha are both the pride of the fire country. Sakura is the apprentice of the 5th Hokage herself. Yet team seven still treats the pinket as if she were too weak to go on what they called 'dangerous missions'. Could Itachi and Shisui some how help Sakura with her small or huge dilemma? OC *Non-massacre* Itachi/Sakura Continued!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
The Times He Kissed Her by PearLynn reviews
Sakura recounts the first times Sasuke kissed her. Rated M for smut, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crazy Like That by planetblue reviews
Cause she is fire. The hottest, deadliest kind of fire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,410 - Reviews: 5343 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imprévu by JinnySkeans reviews
It's how you play the cards you're dealt. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,053 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Birthday Surprise by PaigeyD93 reviews
After a drunken confession to her two best friends, Sakura finds them more than willing to act out her most intimate fantasy. This just might end up being Sakura's favourite birthday present, ever! Shisui/Sakura/Itachi threesome. Warnings inside, R&R Please! RATED M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Scrabble Drabble by brown.eyelashes reviews
"knifes? What the fuck is knifes?" "Well it's the plural of knife-" "That's knives." -Sasusaku. OITNB AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the games we play by shannaringan reviews
AU. When your best friend lets you climb up his window at four in the morning, you can can't just go asking if he loves you. / for ssmonth15d4
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reflections of a Bookworm by FlirtyFlapper reviews
A requested follow up on Weasley Boys on How to Romance a Bookworm; Hermione reflects on her life with Fred
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
I'mma make you beg for it by LH-Angel reviews
She leaned in close to him and whispered in his ear "I'mma make you beg for it," she took a step back and avoided the arm that he extended out to reach for her. She slowly backed away from him, as a smirk appeared on her lips. His eyes swallowed her completely and a predatory smile materialized on his lips, as he walked after her with slow, but determined steps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Queen of Fist by HRH-The-Otaku-Queen reviews
"I need you to help me with something," Sasuke said calmly, staring Sakura straight in the eye. She smiled and held out her hand for him to take. She knew he wouldn't take it, but the gesture had to mean something to her former teammate. "Whatever it is, Sasuke, I'll help you." "I need you..." He turned his head away and folded his arms. "To help me rebuild the Uchiha clan."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 193,714 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Poker Face by Sariasprincy reviews
It was just a weekend in Vegas; a weekend of fun. And somehow she was in his bed and enjoying every minute of it…at least until the morning. Modern. Las Vegas. One-shot. RATED M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Where Two Raging Fires Meet by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger catches Draco Malfoy reading the famous works of Muggle author, William Shakespeare. This leads to a series of bizarre interactions between them that permanently alters their fundamental understanding of each other & changes the course of the war. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Drama/Angst/Romance. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. 2014 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Early Mornings by SweetNothingz reviews
Mornings could become Sakura's favorite time of day ;)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
It All Started with Kiss Cam by MissGreenEyes93 reviews
Bella Swan is given a Basketball ticket by her best friend Rose and she attends the game with Edward, a friend of Rose's husband. Love springs from a Kiss Cam that wins Edward and Bella a Holiday. All Human. E/B, R/E, A/J. Canon pairings. All romance and fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - [Bella, Edward] [Rosalie, Emmett]
Feline Fun by cleotheo reviews
A run in with Harry and Ron leaves Draco in an unusual condition. While trying to find help, he discovers a secret the Head Girl has been hiding. Light Hearted One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You've got Owls by Evilspazcookie reviews
Draco and Hermione both join an anonymous pen pal group. They agree not to exchange any personal information, class, job, blood status, no names. They only know each other by their pen names. Draco and Hermione begin to develop feelings for their penpals, while continuously circling around each other in real life, until one of them figures out who they are really talking to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,401 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sweet Nothings by reneegraham reviews
A series of one-shot prompts; about every and anything. Chapter 7 Summary: A sick Sakura proposes an interest solution to a problem Sasuke has.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Reason by serenity-touched reviews
Sakura has just started her new life in college. Of all the places... why is her ex-teacher sitting next to her in class? KakaSaku. Modern day AU. Chap 49 up. Chapters 1-16 edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,970 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 8/13/2011 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
Seven Minutes by Ms. Chloe River Oswald reviews
Dramione one shot. A fun little game of seven minutes in heaven is always nice, right? (Post war. I might make this into a full, multiple chapter story.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wood: The Ultimate Cure for Boredom by MsSailorman reviews
"In over a century of living, not even an erection. No sexual satisfaction. That would turn any seventeen year old dude into a grouchy piece of s***. But expound that by leaps and bounds and you get me: Edward Cullen, most sexually frustrated person on the f****** planet." So Edward's immortality isn't exactly going to plan . . . until her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,092 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
Bella and the Baker by CaylenA reviews
"You know what you need? A hit in the head with a rolling pin." Alice said to me. Why did fate have to take it so seriously? She was just joking!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Bella, Edward
SasuSaku Oneshot Haven 3 by UchihaSanNin reviews
"My brother has different tastes." He whispered, leaning down and letting his arms wrap around her waist. Her heartbeat seemed to increase tenfold, panic threatening to take over. His lips feathered across the exposed collarbone and up her throat. Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,193 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Abandoned Parts Of Hogwarts by smoking daisies
Hermione's anger was pretty cute, but Draco's wasn't supposed to be, and when he told someone not to lie he was supposed to be feared. Not giggled at. M for sexual themes. Written for SlytherinPrincessxXx's Dramione Prompt Challenge in HPFC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Naked Man by SoftGray reviews
Draco and Theo know better than to take dating advice from Blaise. But Draco's going through a dry spell and Theo is out for some old-fashioned revenge. And this new plan works two out of three times, guaranteed. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
One-shot: Hidden Desires by XAllthingswritableX reviews
Crookshanks, it seems, is the master of matchmaking. He knows when two people belong together - he has the magic paw so to speak and is able to see the hidden desires that reside deep within those who attend Hogwarts. Therefore, who does he end up pairing together in this short one-shot, despite their differences? Read to find out more...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Crookshanks - Complete
Of Books and their Covers by thimbles reviews
A little story about falling hard and fast. For Vancouver Canuck Girl on her birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contraband by cleotheo reviews
When McGonagall finds Weasleys Wizard Wheezes products have been brought into her classroom, she decides to check for any more contraband her seventh years are in possession of. What she doesn't expect is for every student in her class to be carrying around something they shouldn't. Fun, One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hidasaku Door by Black-Minx reviews
Hidan wants to get lucky with a certain pink haired Ninja, but she refuses, what will he do? Rated M for Hidan and "Strong Sexual themes" UPDATE: Deisaku Lemon chapter done!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sakura H., Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
A Friendly Wager by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
"If I win, you have to come clean my house without magic for the next 2 months." I smiled. He smirked. "Fine. But if I win, you have to sleep with me." Both doctors, Draco and Hermione have a lot on their minds. They'll do anything to win this bet- it's time to play dirty. Stitches won't fix this one. (Really ust a story about jokes, unrealistic situations and misguided gambling)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,062 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Operation: Santa's Elves by JonesnInDaHood reviews
When local cop Edward Cullen breaks into Bella Swan's house to stuff her stockings, he gets more than he bargained for. A Christmas TwiFic Drabble dedicated to our readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,818 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All for Charity by cleotheo reviews
At a charity fundraiser for St Mungo's, Hermione runs into her old school friends – who are not at all impressed to find out who Hermione is now married to. Five part reunion story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Restaurant by DaCherry reviews
When Edward returns to help manage his family's restaurant alongside his cousin Alice and her best friend, Bella, sparks fly between Edward and Bella, and not in a good way. At first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,697 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heart Aint A Brain by HinatasHelper reviews
What happens when Sakura and Sasuke have to go on missions alone and is Naruto only training with Hinata to get stronger or is there something more? SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,108 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
When Did You Know? by LadiePhoenix007 reviews
It had started as a one time thing but then it became a couple of times a week. Where does it go from here? What has it become? - Mature Rating for language and LEMONS! OOC and Non-epilogue compliant. (DM x HG)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Peaches by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,471 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Impeccable Bloody Timing by Ally147 reviews
Blaise braced his hands on the sill of the window to haul himself back to his feet, and immediately froze at the scene playing out through the window. "Oh, for f*ck's sake, Draco!". D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 Do Me Veela Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/27/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Viktor K. - Complete
You and I by Kissme007 reviews
A little something between the resident bookworm and the sexy slytherin prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Future Adventures by cleotheo reviews
During a joint Potions/Charms lesson, Draco is accidentally given an overdose of a potion that will allow him to experience time in the future. During his time in the future he sees plenty of unexpected things, but will he like how his life is going to turn out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wasted by Queen of Pascalities reviews
He's wearing a tux and I'm sitting naked on a public bathroom floor. This is much more arousing than it probably should be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,354 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dramione Drabbles: Just A Game by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'JUST A GAME'. Hogwarts 8th year-A/U. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ (February 2015). COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In Flight Entertainment by miss.eli reviews
Bella hates flying, but Rose insisted on having her bachelorette party in Las Vegas, so here she is on a plane, sitting next to the most gorgeous man she's ever seen, embarrassing herself. Luckily, she'll never see him again. Right? AH, Fluff & Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,452 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dawning by e v i l - m u f f i n - 8 reviews
Their line of work doesn't give them a lot of time to make mistakes and learn from them. If you make one mistake out there - you're dead, or your teammate is dead. So when you find someone that you can share your fears with, and love until one of you stops breathing, you have to hold on to that. Even if that love is found with the last person you'd ever expect to be there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,650 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Sakura H., Neji H.
The Wedding by cleotheo reviews
Draco and Hermione are getting married, and nearly everyone in their lives has an opinion on the matter. Snippets of people's thoughts as Draco and Hermione tie the knot. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Snow Angel by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'SNOW ANGEL'. Pre-Hogwarts. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. WON 3rd PLACE in the December 2014 competition! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Biggest & Best Thing by merinxD reviews
"Sarada. I'm going to look after you." He murmurs quietly. "I'm going to look after you both." - Short drabble for awesome-4-life on Tumblr, who requested "Sasuke admires Sakura and Sarada after the birth."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Kind of Caught by merinxD reviews
Sakura finds pornography at Sasuke's and it starts a chain of events. Smut. Older time frame, post Sasuke's return. This is a prompt request that I'm uploading from Tumblr. :) If you're offended by adult content please don't read. (short three shot)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Sweet Revenge by The Enchanted Quill reviews
Hermione finds out why people say that revenge tastes sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4992 - Favs: 5,259 - Follows: 6,573 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8278 - Favs: 7,885 - Follows: 7,785 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I thought by merinxD reviews
Prompt request: Sasuke is a virgin but Sakura isn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Jump by merinxD reviews
Sakura wonders if Sasuke is a virgin after she is reminded of his popularity with women. Post canon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
You by YuukoAzmasaki reviews
"You." He liked teasing her, toying with her. Of course he did, he was 7 years his senior and when he was asked why he didn't have a girlfriend. "It's because," he paused. "I like pink haired girls" Typical casanova. Weren't Uchiha supposed to be a master in flirting?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Sakura H., Shisui U.
Forest Fire by moor reviews
Mod AU. Sasu x Saku x Ita. A small spark can launch a forest fire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,683 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Theo's Kinks by articcat621 reviews
Every time she receives a note from him she knows she's in for a good time. A very good time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Uninhibited by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione accidentally drinks an aphrodisiac potion, it leads to an interesting afternoon for the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy. Fun, light hearted one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Surprise Sex by merinxD reviews
Sakura gets becomes aroused when she catches people having sex in the on call room. She needs to get home to her boyfriend straight away. Prompt requested at my tumblr. Graphic sex and a bit of fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/4/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Question for Papa by merinxD reviews
Sarada asks her papa about kissing on the lips. / Prompt requested at my blog.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/1/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Sarada U. - Complete
A-rank by AgNis reviews
So when he's lying in bed, grouchy and cold, careful not to peek his nose from under the covers for fear of freezing it off, she's working at her desk. It's pushed up all the way to the wall furthest from their shared futon – he knows perfectly well it's by design. Apparently concentration isn't easy with your man eyeing you hotly from the bed, waiting for you to finally come.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nothing But Subtle by merinxD reviews
Sakura and Sasuke relax on the roof of her house after work. They have always been subtle, and this moment is no different. / Tumblr prompt.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Papa is funny, isn't he? by merinxD reviews
Sarada knows that her papa shows love differently. "Papa is funny, isn't he Mama?"/ Short tumblr prompt.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Sarada U. - Complete
Wanted: REVISED by I.Think.Im.In.Wonderland reviews
Looking him directly into his eyes biting her lip sexily. "Don't you want me sensei?" She breathed. SakuKaka. Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Heat by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
ONE-SHOT - An unfortunate potions mishap leads to more fortunate results. Dramione. PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secret Rendezvous by cleotheo reviews
While at a hotel, Lavender is shocked to see Hermione checking into the hotel as Mrs Potter. Are the two friends really having a secret affair, or is there something else going on? Two part mini story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Flowers and Seedy Places by FlirtyFlapper reviews
Hades knew better but even through the glass he was tempted to pick the little flower. And what Hades wants, Hades gets. Modern AU
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Hades, Persephone] Thanatos
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7045 - Favs: 6,514 - Follows: 7,371 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Jaunt Down Memory Lane by Craft Rose reviews
During her morning jog around the neighbourhood, Hermione Granger runs into Draco Malfoy. So begins their friendship turned romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Endless Possibilities by the.terrorist reviews
Anthology. Sasu/Saku. Sasuke, Sakura, and the Uchiha family. o7: girls' night out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Sarada U.
My Life With You by Edward's Eternal reviews
At the young age of six, they walked down the aisle for the first time. Twenty years later they did it again. This time was forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 438 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Some Like It Hot & Some Like It From Behind by vakarian honour reviews
Hermione throws caution to the wind and makes Draco an offer he can't refuse. (One-Shot/Post-Hogwarts/Rough Sex). Co-written with irl homie Craft Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/14/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Misunderstood by cleotheo reviews
Eavesdropping isn't the most reliable of ways to discover what's going on in your friend's life, as Harry and Ron discover while paying a visit to the head dorms. Fun, light-hearted One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Spar Me To Heaven by HinatasHelper reviews
My feet made light smacks on the hardwood floor as I walked to the bedroom. He sat at the edge of the bed with a bottle of sake in his hand. "You're late Sakura"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,665 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bad Habits are the Hardest to Break by lovelysummergirl reviews
Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha cannot stand each other. They're always arguing and competing. When one of their professors gets fed up with their antics, he talks to the dean of the university, who decides to put them on the student-run radio show to "learn to cooperate". AU sasusaku ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Ino Y.
If I told you I love you, would you say it back? by Beth Weasley Snape reviews
"Don't storm away from me like that, Malfoy!" "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't? You clearly don't need me as much as you made out." "Of course I do, you complete moron!" "Then answer this question, Granger. If I told you I love you, would you say it back?" Hermione and Draco are an unlikely couple, but they've both struggled. Can they bury the hatred and make it work?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Three Words by the.terrorist reviews
Anthology. Sasu/Saku. Just in how many ways can Sasuke realize that he's loved her all along? 33: new year's eve
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/18/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Bella and Edward Get Stoned by asad.jaleel reviews
Update: 3/19/15: Someone asked if I was high when I wrote this. I don't get high and I was sober. If this is me sober, you can imagine how dangerous I would be on drugs. Experimentation with weed gets a little out of hand.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Bella, Edward
A Lovers Muse by missmandymalfoy reviews
Dumbledore introduces a Bonding Class, a class in which students are randomly put into groups of 6 and have to live with each other for 42 days. When 4 Gryffindors, 1 Ravenclaw, and a Slytherin are paired together, especially with that Slytherin being Draco Malfoy, will they all survive the 6 weeks in such close quarters? Or will tensions become too much? Not HBP/DH compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,521 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving! *First Place and Funniest Popular Vote in the Twilight of Craigslist Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
coaching the lord of scowls by shannaringan reviews
When Coach Kizashi Haruno had a mild stroke and was forced to stay bedridden, Sakura was requested to take over his job as the coach of their university's basketball team. How is team captain Sasuke dealing with that? "When will these two get over their sexual frustration and just get on with it?" "Thinking of it now, she's the only one who can do that to Sasuke." (cover by dymx)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Out of Mind by galfoy reviews
By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
flowers in her hair by JinnySkeans reviews
she's used to burying the men in her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Christmas at Hogwarts by cleotheo reviews
A ferocious storm forces Dumbledore to shut Hogwarts for the Christmas holidays. However, in their haste to leave the Professors end up leaving a small handful of students behind. How will three Gryffindors and three Slytherins cope with spending Christmas at Hogwarts? Fun, festive story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet Gestures by PaigeyD93 reviews
After working a long shift at the hospital on Christmas Eve. Sakura is invited by Itachi to have Christmas brunch with the Uchiha family, whom she hasn't seen since high school. Romance and humor ensue. Rated M for a reason: ItaSaku modern-universe. Requested by: becauseiambatman1 *Christmas Special*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Drink and Be Merry by SatanicPlatypus reviews
Usually, it's Draco that's known as the Sex God and Hermione that's the quiet bookworm. But what if, secretly, it was the opposite way round? RATED M DUE TO LOTS OF SEXUAL REFERENCES AND LANGUAGE. NO EXPLICIT SMUT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Christmas Push by starpower31 reviews
Maybe it was those raging teenage hormones that people often raved about, maybe it was a cupid up there who shot them with togetherness, maybe it was a Christmas miracle. Or maybe, just maybe, it was fate. An OS as of now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Bella, Edward
Decking The Halls by Vican reviews
One store to decorate. One night to get it done. And one Edward who definitely isn't distracting because he's 100 percent not cute or funny at all. Nope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10723 - Favs: 9,286 - Follows: 7,012 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Challenge Accepted by dydshark reviews
The saying "We are all fools in love" has never rung so true as it does for Itachi and Sakura. In which Sasuke plays matchmaker to a stubborn teammate and a masochistic brother. No conversation ends well that starts with, "Let's move in together." AU, Non-Mass. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Mistletoe Mischief by cleotheo reviews
Blaise and Theo are on a Christmas mission, they're going to unite the Head Students using enchanted mistletoe. However catching Draco and Hermione under the mistletoe proves harder to do than they first thought. Light hearted seasonal One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
A Christmas to Remember by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione offered to play hostess at Christmas she didn't expect to have so many guests, she also didn't expect her boyfriend to give her a reason to remember the day for the rest of her life. Romantic, seasonal One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silly Muggle Pseudoscience by Ally147 reviews
"All very well and crazy, Professor," Theo said in a slow drawl, "but what do Granger's odd academic proclivities have to do with me?" Hermione/Theo, Hogwarts-era AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 Interhouse Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Theodore N., Hermione G.] Minerva M. - Complete
Chastity Belt by Dotti3 reviews
The male members of Team 7 wish to guard their dear Sakura's virtue from the evils of men. Unfortunately, they make the mistake of assigning Itachi the task in their absence. As it turns out, he's not as asexual as everyone assumed him to be. Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,798 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fledgling by KIMIKO-K reviews
I… I'm not very good at this, he confessed and she smiled in response. It's okay, she said. I know I'm in good hands. An extra from Second Chances.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Cheryl's Favorites by MadamThang reviews
This is a compilation of my favorite writing. Rated M because that reflects life. ExB, mostly AU with Vamp and AH storylines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,324 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Mind Is Forever At Your Service by NutPea16 reviews
((DMHG)) After a fight gone wrong, something weird begins to happen to Hermione and Draco. How strange. Rated M in later chapters. Some OOC. Review nicely if you enjoyed ('3')b *chuu*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,709 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Rock Your World by PaigeyD93 reviews
Sakura wasn't the one-night-stand type. At the dance club on the night of her twenty-fifth birthday, however, she takes her best friend's advice and lets loose for a change. A tall, pale, long and dark haired man was all too willing to make her night memorable. Although the morning after ends up being a little more complicated than she had originally expected. ItaSaku RATED M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Do You Want To Build A Snowman? by cleotheo reviews
When her snowman begins to melt, Draco and Hermione's daughter gets upset, prompting Draco to find a way to make his little girl happy. Can Hermione find a way to persuade her daughter to give up her snowman, or will she have to put up with a snowman in her garden all year round? Dramione festive family fluff inspired by Frozen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All Because of a Bet by SlytherinMegitsune reviews
It has been two years since the war and things are going smoothly. Prejudice is at an all time low and inner house unity is at an all time high. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have become unlikely friends. But what happens when they make a bet and the wager is to be each others slave?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Missing Ingredient by Edward's Eternal reviews
Chef Edward is used to people fawning over his cuisine. Enter Bella. She would far rather grab a cheeseburger at her favorite place- McDonald's. What is Chefward to do but try and show her the errors of her ways? But can she teach him anything?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,391 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home, Dinner and a Cookie by shannaringan reviews
They were his most precious. What wouldn't he give to make the both of them happy? "She'll ruin her appetite." "Just one," She glares. "Sasuke." / SasuSaku Family
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sarada U. - Complete
Black (and Pink) and Blue by Einna Fletcher reviews
It's senior year, three years since Sasuke left all of them without so much as a goodbye. Sakura has moved on, and everything's changed. She's a new person. Until she finds out that Sasuke's coming back...And Sakura decides she won't be forgiving him anytime soon. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 136,678 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Long Missions and Bath Times by Keke xp reviews
Because Sakura just wanted one little bath to wash away all the disgusting dirt and grime. Because Deidara just happened to walk by. Because Sakura could never get what she asked for and oh my gosh did he just take off his shirt. DeiSaku yay
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Sakura H., Deidara] - Complete
Her Hero by MissAuthor04 reviews
In France, Draco Malfoy saved a little girl with fiery red hair and sparkling brown eyes that reminded him so much of someone he used to know. The little girl's mum is no other than the Hermione Granger but no dad? Even more so, what's she doing in France? Draco's curiosity will not be denied!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,490 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bump in the Night by Ally147 reviews
"Let's give them a show, shall we?" D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 Hermione Smut Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/28/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Pansy P.] - Complete
Animals by Its-perfectly-reckless reviews
Byakuya x Rangiku one shot, to the song Animals by Maroon 5. SMUT AHEAD! I do not own Bleach or the characters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Ravens and Cherry Blossoms by SorrowoftheHeart reviews
AU. ItaSaku. He was always the best at what he did, everything he did. She admired that, had for a long time. She thought he didn't know she existed. He did. When the two of them are forced to work together in Anbu, will romance bloom?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6313 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 142,555 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Weasley Boys On How To Romance A Book Worm by FlirtyFlapper reviews
Fred Weasley seems to have lost his suave charm when it comes to handling a ladies, one lady in particular actually. Late night reading seems to be his demise when it comes to charming the Weasley sweater off Hermione Granger. He comes to the conclusion he should ask for advice from his brothers. Updates on weekends; rated M for the proper reasons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,553 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Deja Vu by cleotheo reviews
After catching Draco and Hermione in a compromising position at school the last thing Snape expects is for a similar thing to happen twenty years later with the couple's son, Scorpius. Fun, One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Severus S. - Complete
Fire Blanket by ohhthatgirl reviews
Three AM fire alarms are definitely a con of living in a dorm. But every cloud has a silver lining. And sharing a blanket with a shirtless Sasuke might just be Sakura's. College AU, mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gravitation by Kiwako reviews
The earth holds an inescapable attractive force on the moon, holding it in orbit despite the astronomical effort it puts into moving forward. Sasuke knows this from experience. Post-canon celebratory smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,229 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Boat by cleotheo reviews
An invite to Blaise and Daphne's wedding means Draco will be in the same place as an obsessed Astoria. In a bid to keep Astoria at bay, Draco ropes his best friend, Hermione, into attending the wedding as his girlfriend. Will the charade turn into reality, or will the smitten couple refuse to acknowledge their real feelings for one another and remain just friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,898 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Boat One Shots by cleotheo reviews
Spin-off stories from Love Boat. These one shots follows the group as they buy their own boat and chronicles the adventures they have aboard. Dramione and other pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Subtle by AkatsukiStalkers-RebelQueens reviews
Subtly was not Kisame's style. luckily, she didn't care tonight, and his company was as good as any. KisaSaku Author: Savannah (this is her second one-shot ever, tell her how she did guys!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] Akatsuki - Complete
The Drop by lola-pops reviews
That was the summer everyone stopped looking at me as Ben's little sister. Bonfires and beer. Sand and sun. We just kept climbing higher. None of us were ready for the drop.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,739 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Bella, Edward
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 2969 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What An Awakening by LucindaRemyMalfoy reviews
Waking up in someone's bed after a blurred night of drinking takes a turn for the interesting. How does Hermione handle waking up beside none other than Draco Malfoy himself? ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by cleotheo reviews
Hermione is ready to take her relationship with Draco to the next step, and following some advice from Ginny she sets out to seduce her boyfriend. Light-hearted, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You can look, but you can't touch by Rawrrr-im-a-dinosaur reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger come back for their seventh year. They want each other but instead they both tease, taunt, and flirt, but they both swear it's nothing. Find out the different pairings inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,851 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Equinox by MitsukiShiroi reviews
ItaSaku (Post Uchiha Massacre) AU: Climbing through the ranks of Konoha, Sakura finds herself with the invitation to join ANBU and a chance to learn from one of the most renowned and legendary ninja in the world. Despite her efforts to grow stronger however, she finds the world isn't as black and white as it looks and that some truths are easier to hide than others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 155,128 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Alpha-Bites by cleotheo reviews
Twenty six snapshots of Draco and Hermione's relationship. Each little snapshot corresponds to a letter of the alphabet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,154 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Missed You by Marquise de Nile reviews
Sasuke really missed his betrothed, Sakura, after a long separation. D-ranks never were so fun. Non-massacre. Warning for Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Request For Permission by TwiAddictAnne reviews
I had a simple task. I had to go meet her father and ask for his permission. But his daughter was not helping my situation ... at all. All human. Canon couples. Rated for language and adult situations. A TFLN Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turn it Around by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
The first time I met Edward Cullen, he had blue hair and wore a panda hat on his head. The second time, it was at a wedding and I convinced him to spend ten days in London with me. The third time, I shaved all his hair off on national television.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,706 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Obtaining the Unobtainable by DandelionDreaming reviews
Sakura has been lusting after her unobtainable teacher for far too long, and now she's going to do something about it. Smut. KakashiXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Scroll of Mitsuki by SourxApples reviews
It was a simple mission. Get The Scroll of Mitsuki. But with Shisui, Naruto, and Sakura. Nothing was simple. "Oi ! Itachi ! Quite staring at Sakura-chans ass !"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Eyes On Fire by im-rite-here reviews
It all started with a purposely failed psyche exam... ItaSaku. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,139 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
What Happens In The Dark by articcat621 reviews
Ginny and Luna convince Hermione to attend speed dating in the dark. There, she just might meet her dream man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Do you love me? by babykMalfoy reviews
Draco loves annoying Hermione, so when he finds her in the library, reading an unfamiliar book, he decides to snoop! Hermione hates Draco and the only way to get him off her back is to ask a simple 4 word question...Do you love me?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Boxing Out by MeilleurCafe reviews
Bella is a little lost while trying to make a new life in the Big Apple. Edward is a Manhattan police officer who knows it to the core. They meet at court. Will this new romance be a slam dunk? AH; M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,337 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Steampunk Rhapsody by demimonde reviews
AU. They were magnificent contraptions, majestic even. The wind in her hair as an airship sped up and up, forward and down, through clouds and around the sun and the moon...Sakura doubted she would ever get enough. Though watching one sink certainly wasn't in her plans nor was everything else that came after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Interruptions by cleotheo reviews
Harry and Ron have developed a habit of interrupting Hermione and Draco when they're trying to snatch a bit of time alone. Luckily they're happy to believe any excuse Hermione comes up with to explain the situation. But how long will it be before they catch the amorous couple doing something that can't be explained away as easily? Fun, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Opposite Effect by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan didn't believe that opposites attract, until Edward Cullen and his awful hair came into her orbit. A comedy about finding love in the most unlikely of places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inspiration by worldwithoutlogic reviews
When it comes to dates, Hermione thinks that nothing could be safer than a visit to an art gallery. An innocent evening out to see an old friend's gallery exhibit, however, redefines Draco and Hermione's concept of 'art' and 'inspiration'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Truth or Dare by K-chu reviews
Who would've thought that a simple sentence could send the stoic, sole surviving Uchiha reeling. "Sasuke-kun! The truth is… I-I… you see, I… I touch myself thinking of you!" Life between Sasuke and Sakura would never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,394 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dessert of the Day by paws-bells reviews
Random ItaSaku drabbles/onesies featuring various universes and various storylines for your reading pleasure. Chapters may or may not be interconnected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
She Drives Me Crazy (Like No One Else) by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy is a body-double for hire on film. His newest co-star, called in to act out a steamy bedroom scene with him, turns out to be Hermione Granger, the bane of his school days... but it's not as bad as he'd expected, actually. Dramione sexy comedy-romance. Feat. Sirius Black, Percy Weasley. Alternate Universe. Hawthorn & Vine 2014 Reverse Challenge Fest entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweets and Sleeplessness by ThornedHuntress reviews
Draco always knew his sweet-tooth would someday get him into trouble. He just didn't realize quite how much.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
Don't you just hate when Hermione walks in on Draco doing some random girl. Well, in this story it's the other way around. Malfoy, of course still doesn't like Hermione, but will seeing her getting it by someone change his opinion of her forever?RWHG HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Another Round, Love? by Tiger-Shifter reviews
Uchi/Saku plotless, smutty filth for my lovely readers :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
For one moment by Scratch N Sniff reviews
Hermione is patrolling the hallways like a good prefect, when the arrival of someone else causes things to change the direction of this story. Please enjoy the M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Timing and Heart Attacks by DreamerAtDawn reviews
Hearing a muffled form of her voice he followed it. 'Sakura'She was just in a towel. Half a heart attack later Sasuke almost cut off Naruto's head. She winked at him and his mouth dropped open 'Don't you want it back' -One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Charming Fairy Godprince by nitefang reviews
When Ron's more troll-like tendencies arise, Fred and George take it upon themselves to bring out Hermione's inner princess to make sure she'll have the best Yule Ball experience. However, just because Fred's already a fairy godfather doesn't mean he can't also be a bit of a Prince Charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Key West by pattyrose reviews
Bella is 5 minutes away from what's to be her happiest day - when a phone call changes it all. Frustrated and pissed-off, she embarks on a 10 day vacay to Key West, hoping for some space in which to clear her head, but when she meets the cocky, flirty and sexy-as-sin diving instructor, her plans take a much steamier turn. BxE Summer Short Story with M thru F updates. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 3656 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At Second Glance by uselessfork reviews
Sakura opens her door one morning to find an injured Kakashi staring back at her. After taking him in and healing him, she realises that this is not her Kakashi-sensei but his younger self, traveling from the past. Inappropriate flirting ensues, and Sakura discovers that there's more to her sensei than she ever thought. KakaSaku. Rated M for language and sexual and violence themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,188 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Tsunade S., Yamato - Complete
Friends with Benefits by tufano79 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for as long as they could remember. Bella was just dumped by her boyfriend, Paul and Edward had been single for a long time. One thing leads to another after a night of drunken passion. Bella suggests to Edward that they be friends with benefits. What happens when one realizes that they want more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 151 - Words: 177,502 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between Coffee and Beer by CherrybombLuv reviews
"Sometimes misspelling a word can make all the difference. What happens when coffee shop owner Bella receives an email meant for someone else over 2000 miles away?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,243 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Bella, Edward
Intimacy by ChaoticIrony reviews
She didn't know who he was. Didn't know his name. Didn't know his age. Didn't know what he did for a living. She didn't know anything about him. All she knew was that she was currently experiencing the most intense pleasure she had ever felt in her life. And he was giving it to her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A World of Color by dydshark reviews
Written for Sasusaku month 2014. Prompts will (hopefully) be connected! Sasuke has always lived in a world of blacks and whites. Sakura tends to see things too much in pinks and reds. But maybe together they can build a world of color.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,313 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
persuasion by the blanket reviews
AU. Non-massacre. SasuSaku. It was, Sakura rather thought now, those two last words—"even me"—that had sent her feet walking out of the room without her even realizing it. Was he so promiscuous? More importantly, was she really so undesirable?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,837 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Smile, Gorgeous by asteriskhappynotincluded reviews
AU. Sasuke is concerned for Sakura's safety. Sakura just wants Sasuke to go away. An argument ensues, and nothing is resolved. Bonus 30themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Trust Me, Love Me by TwiAddictAnne reviews
Sometimes what you are looking for happens to be right in front of you. A little face-to-face confrontation with reality is said to be good for bringing everything in perspective. Can a near-death experience bring similar results for CSIs Bella and Edward? Rated M, AH, OOC, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Importance of Practice by africana reviews
She was about to have real sex—not vivid dream sex—real sex, with Uchiha Sasuke. Prodigy. Incredibly good looking. Intelligent. Super cool. Good at everything. For SS Month.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Virgin Territory by Ruffluv reviews
A short story of what it's like to lose your V to a vampire. I know, 'cos that's never been done before, right..?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Bella, Edward
Your Phat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
Sakura decides she is tired of waiting. She wants Itachi now. Omoni wants to watch. "Continuation" of Your Fat Cat. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Conversations in a Quidditch Stand by Ally147 reviews
"Did you take a wrong turn, Granger?" D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Opposites Attract by Einna Fletcher reviews
How they got together and all of the craziness that followed. ShikaxIno fluff, same universe as B(P)B. One-shot series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Harry Potter and the Fight for Dramione by Ada1405 reviews
"Hermione?" the bushy haired witch looked up from her book innocently, "What the hell is your bra doing in Malfoy's stuff?" The boy we love and hate: Draco Malfoy. The twist that should have happened: he accepts Dumbledore's offer. He changes sides.Dr/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,043 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ulysses by Savva reviews
Every year Theodore Nott embarks on an expedition in hope to bring home a rare tropical beauty. He finds it this time. Theodore Nott/Hermione Granger. AU, mild sexual situations, a lot of profanity and a touch of angst. Was written for HPRareFest. Huge thank you to my beta krazyredhead0317.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
Under the Influence by cleotheo reviews
An accident in Potions leaves Hermione and Draco soaked in a love potion. However when Snape discovers the potion is weak and will wear off in minutes he chooses not to tell the couple when he discovers the potion has merely brought their feelings for one another to the surface. Short four part, light hearted story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thank You for Flying with Konoha Air by HorrorSection reviews
[AU] How do you ask if hand jobs are a normal part of the routine? Her first day at a new airline and already she's screwing up. Flight attendant, Miss Sakura Haruno. Reporting for duty. Or booty, I don't know. [One-Shot] [Lime] [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Home Run by staceleo reviews
They met in Curve Ball. They caused trouble in Grand Slam. They are up to more mischief in Home Run. Why a trilogy? Insomnia.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,385 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chance by Ailu Chan reviews
"Who are you?" Because their lives were a cliché. Because they missed her, so very much, and prayed that she would come back to them. Because they were hollow without her, and she wasn't meant to die the first of the three of them. Because her team needed her. If only they got her back... They would change for her. "I'm Sasuke," he answers. And so they start to change. For her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/27/2014
Fanfiction Addicts and Review Whores by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella Swan is a closet fanfiction addict who lacks romance in her life, so she decides to create it online. After transitioning from fanfiction reader to fanfiction writer she butts heads online with TonyMazen69, a well-known smut writer in the Moonlight fanfiction world. What happens when the two bickering fanfiction writers meet during a three-day Moonlight Fanfic Convention?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,594 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saucy Snaps by cleotheo reviews
Ginny Weasley is determined that Harry Potter will be hers, but she's too blind to see he's not interested. When she discovers 'proof' he's involved with Hermione she confronts them in The Great Hall, where the actual truth about who Hermione is involved with is revealed. Fun, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Enemy, My Friend by FallenCrimsonStar reviews
Rumour has it that the new Kazekage is difficult to please and can't be trusted. Unable to confirm or deny this, the Hokage decides to send his best friend to test Gaara. Naruto had it all figured out: Sakura plus seduction equals one very *satisfied* Kazekage. AUish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,683 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 10/22/2012 - [Sakura H., Gaara]
Dirty Dancing by pastel daisies reviews
Sasuke is dragged out to a night club, and everyone is grinding. How positively revolting. "Come dance." "I don't dance." "Saaaaasss-ukee-kuuun, have some fun once in a while. Let loose." Rated M for the obvious. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Uncle Sasuke by shannaringan reviews
Post-canon. Babysitting the dobe's spawns weren't in his plans. "Sasuke-jiji?" "What?" "Shin needs to go potty." Damn it all. Prompt idea courtesy of hokageswag@tumblr.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,752 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Rest by Archangel-dare reviews
He needed to take a break from all the paperwork. She'd make sure he took a longer break than he had intended.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Three's a Crowd by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She likes coming here. I mean it literally, as in my girl is a freak like that and I love her for it. So does he, for that matter. Humor/Romance; ExB; EPOV; Rated Mmm; AH… Happy birthday, Maple!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 144 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of annoyances and restless nights by 4everxd reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has always been a man full of patience and impassiveness, but what happens when he is faced with a new challenge and starts to see a curtain pink-haired kunoichi in a new light?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Green Dragon by cleotheo reviews
When a distracted Draco lets Blaise go into his bag for a quill, his friend accidentally reveals Draco's relationship with a certain Gryffindor witch. Fun, light-hearted Dramione One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Electricity Between Both of Us by pluhsauce reviews
Neither of them were the type to jump into relationships, but then again, neither of them were the type to passionately make out with strangers at the beginning of a seven-hour flight. And even though the world was determined to keep them apart, they couldn't deny the dizzying attraction between them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Family Bonding by cleotheo reviews
When a flood at home forces Draco and a heavily pregnant Hermione to move into the Manor it gives Hermione a chance to bond with both of her In-laws. Short three part story. Dramione family fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Tangled by shannaringan reviews
"You need a haircut." Because even Uchiha Sasuke picks up a fight on the littlest things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomate-no, That's Mine! by shannaringan reviews
Post-canon. Sakura would craves tomatoes throughout her pregnancy and Sasuke struggles, trying to keep her from taking his precious fruits (a headcanon by shonashee at tumblr).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Giving In to the Inevitable by MajesticFluff reviews
It was bound to happen eventually. A KakaSaku fanfic where a drunk Sakura ends up at Kakashi's place and one thing leads to another.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Operation: Hyuuga Towel Jack by BurrbleFish reviews
She should've stopped herself upon hearing "Extreme Truth or Dare" roll out of Ino's mouth. Her mission? Infiltrate the Hyuuga compound. Locate Neji Hyuuga's bedroom. And yank the towel off his waist. Without being caught. Well, goodbye world. It was nice knowing you. :: NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Sasusaku Strange Submissive by Stongee1996 reviews
When Sasuke and Sakura meet it is not love at first sight. However after being forced to work together to stop an up coming war and to make their friends happy what will happen?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Opposites Attract by hopelesslydevoted.xx reviews
"So we're back to using last names again are we Granger?" Malfoy snapped. "You know what, pretend I didn't acknowledge you, and better yet, continue to ignore me like you have been." Love potion revenge gone wrong. Rated M for Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Let Go For Tonight by Tsugi no mai hakuren reviews
Sakura convinces Sasuke to strip for a physical examination. Obviously, the mood is ruined when she starts laughing. sasusaku. lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Be With You by TwiFic Doctorward Contest reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen doesn't need the Force to find his perfect woman. She comes limping right into his life. Entry for the Twific Doctorward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Inappropriate Adventure by cleotheo reviews
When Snape is unwillingly dragged into Dumbledore's latest scheme to create unity between two rival Gryffindor and Slytherin students, he discovers more than he wanted to know about Draco's love life. Second part now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Severus S. - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 4,449 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summoned by cleotheo reviews
A note from the Potions Professor has Hermione spending her lunchtime down in the dungeons receiving the personal attention of the Potions Professor himself. Sexy One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breakfast in Bed by cleotheo reviews
It's Hermione's birthday and after bringing her breakfast in bed her five year old daughter is eager to tell Hermione's friends all about the game she found her parents playing that morning. Fluffy Dramione family one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Heartbeat by Freak-show101 reviews
Bow chicka wow-wow. Damn girl, you have to stop ruining my mojo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori
Second Chance by Xsaku-uchihaX reviews
The war ended in a way no one expected. But two unlikely partners are given a second chance to change the story. Will they succeed or would history simply repeat itself. SasuSaku -contains some spoilers to recent manga chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,114 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wherever You Are: Retold by shannaringan reviews
Post-canon: Sasuke didn't know if it was really him or the PMS that's making her cry this time. But her reproductive system can't apologize, now can it? That leaves things to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Compromise by shannaringan reviews
Sakura was accepted into ANBU with a deadly mission as her first. And Captain Uchiha is having none of it. SS Post-canon. Who doesn't love a protective Saucey? (cover by lilithkiss)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hush, Hush by NushiKasai reviews
Lunch break in the office is an interesting time for Sakura...or in Sasori's office, to be precise. But Sakura's inability to keep her voice down ends up attracting an interesting audience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Virgin Territory by OogieBoogie reviews
Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts' Sex God. There isn't anyone he has not slept with, and they say he's open to anything and anyone. There isn't possibly one thing that he cannot do. He is a sexual deviant. Right? Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pink Envy by MonsieurM reviews
After seeing Sakura with Sasuke, Gaara attempts to make Sakura jealous in a last-ditch effort win her back. Lemons in later chapter. GaaraxSakura GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Sakura H., Gaara
Malfoys Do Not by Ally147 reviews
"You know, I think I could write the definitive text on what Malfoys do and do not, given just how much you seem to enjoy relaying that information." D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by JinnySkeans reviews
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,462 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confabulation by HauntedMoonlight reviews
"So you're saying I'm married to Sasuke, he loves me, and we have a kid?" Sakura had never been a good actress, but now was as good a time as any to learn. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Ire by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
He had been watching her for a while, but never in his existence had he been so excited over a mating call. She'd be the first he'd accept and he'd be her last.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Green Bug by sighs.and.smiles reviews
Because an Uchiha does not get outdone. /Chibi!SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tabu Sensei by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
WHAT! Sakura has a secret that only Pakkun knows? At the same time, Icha Icha is being trumped by the new Tabu series! What happens when Kakashi buys this book? Why has Pakkun read it? With Sakura no less? What is the little blossom of Konoha hiding? How long will it be before everyone finds out?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Perfect List by Turqcoyce reviews
Three easy, superficial requirements made up the perfect list for Kiba's ideal woman. After a one-night stand gone horribly wrong that lands him in the hospital, he finds himself revising his list. Before he knows it, Kiba finds himself intrigued by the woman he least expected. Perhaps the perfect woman for Kiba is perfectly imperfect. KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Because Context Is Important by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ He would not give her the satisfaction of knowing how deeply she was affecting him. PWP. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Strutting by Bleuboo2013 reviews
Shisui convinces Sakura to enter a swimsuit contest. Will Itachi be able to survive the shock of seeing her up on stage? Rate M for future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Restroom Romp by Ojo-sama Felicita reviews
When trying to appease an unhappy Sakura leads Itachi to some carnal activities in the men's room. Let's just hope they don't get interrupted. ItaSaku. AU.Pure unadulterated smut. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Another Place by NeonAnything reviews
Unexpected discoveries in an unexpected place.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bird Girl by TheQueenWriter reviews
The small town girl who doesn't care about his celebrity status. Can Edward change Bella's mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 117,622 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Love by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
COMPLETE - Hermione finds herself having to assist one Draco Malfoy with a family curse come to light the year of his 21st birthday. With no option but to work together with mere months left, the two find themselves entwined in a way neither would have suspected possible. M for language and deviant sexual situations. Story loosely based on events/timeline of Beauty and the Beast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 229,570 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Down by the seaside (after the war) by mous1elousi3 reviews
He is not used to this, loosing up, letting his hair down...and she is not interested in being sober.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Good Wife (Lady of the Kuchiki) by mous1elousi3 reviews
What does the wife of the Twenty-Eighth Head of the Kuchiki think of when she is with her noble husband? The Twenty-Ninth Head of the Kuchiki...or Matsumoto Rangiku gets herself talked into marriage and actually winds up falling for the man...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Rubicon by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
AU, Sakura, Roman daughter of an esteemed medic, is traveling to their new home away from Rome when disaster strikes and left on the brink she finds a kindred spirit in her rescuer, who might also be her downfall
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,129 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
All I Wanna Do by LovelyinLavender reviews
Bella isn't exactly thrilled about going on the annual Swan family vacation. But after meeting the infuriating yet intriguing Edward Cullen, she realizes that maybe vacations aren't such a bad thing. Rated M for lemons and language. Usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Rogue by Sakura-Centric reviews
She was the catalyst. An uncontrollable force bent on destruction and chaos. We'd had it wrong from the beginning. HidaSaku UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,944 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sakura H., Hidan
Intellectually Stimulating Conversations by gorillabaseball reviews
Because smart is sexy and talking to Shikamaru is very intellectually stimulating. In more ways than one. Rated M just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Watching You by Postapocalypticdepository reviews
Bella and Edward have always kept distance between their attraction. But what happens when Edward decides to entice Bella by showing off one of his attributes? This was inspired by a Flash Fic prompt. Beta'd by the incredible Chayasara. Bannered by incomparable Evil Nat.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,952 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
Magnetic Attraction by cleotheo reviews
An accident in charms leaves Hermione and Draco unable to move more than a few feet away from each other. As they learn to live in such close proximity they also start to develop a romantic relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,134 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Weekend Break by cleotheo reviews
Wedding Traditions Universe. When Lucius and Narcissa are going away for the weekend they invite Draco, Hermione and their friends to accompany them. Draco and Hermione along with Blaise and Ginny and George and Angelina take up the offer and the four couples head to the south of France for a few days of fun in the sun. Fun, light-hearted, five part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Quit Calling me a Bitch by Bleuboo2013 reviews
I deleted the other document of this story because I didn't like the formatting and am now reposting it. What happens when Hidan pisses Sakura off and she leaves the room in a hissy? RATED M FOR LEMONS AND STRONG LANGUAGE (Comes before Cuffs and Chains)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Lust by planetblue reviews
My take on the sin for the SALIGIA compilation: "Seven sinful one shots from seven of the Twilight fandom's most sinful."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 155 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Diphallic Dream Come True by The3V's reviews
Edward thought his diphallia made him a freak and an outcast, until he met the beautiful brunette of his wet dreams via an unexpected career choice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,352 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Troublesome Relationship by gorillabaseball reviews
"Shikamaru." She started, turning her head to face him, her brows furrowed in thought."Why don't we date?" When Yoshina Nara keeps setting her son up on dates in the hopes of him finally settling down with a girl, Shikamaru is desperate for a way out. It just so happens that Sakura has her own problems with a meddling best friend of hers. It seemed like the perfect solution.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Sakura H., Shikamaru N.]
i mustache you a question by windsilk reviews
"But this could be like our version of whipped cream!" —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Invisible Man by cleotheo reviews
In order to help Albus with his girl problems Scorpius asks his parents how they got together. Draco obliges and tells the story of how he asked Hermione out. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Queen's Knight by cleotheo reviews
There's a new craze in the wizarding world: Immersion Books. When Harry and Ron buy one for Hermione's birthday she finds herself immersed in a medieval world where a certain blond Slytherin has been cast as her lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,744 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Details by NeonAnything reviews
In which Kakashi is curious, and much to his chagrin, Sakura is eager to oblige. Oneshot KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Coming Home by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ He hadn't told her the news. He hadn't told her he was coming home today—hadn't told her he would be able to hold her in his arms, once again, in just a few minutes. He hadn't told her anything at all. Military!AU. TWO-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Lioness, the Wizard, and the Broom Cupboard by tris-everdeen99 reviews
"The sight of Draco Malfoy charging out of a broom cupboard with a flailing Hermione Granger in his arms was met with a mixture of reactions from the students of Hogwarts. It didn't help that he was missing his trousers." Dramione oneshot for Jeb.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] George W., Fred W. - Complete
Meeting Haruno Sakura by proserandom reviews
AU Non-massacre. Uchiha Itachi meets Haruno Sakura in different intervals and each time he understands his little brother a little more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
You Shook me all night long by kvamp01 reviews
AH, Bella was bullied by Rosalie and her minions, leaving Forks, she moves to L.A, but comes back for her senior year as a punishment. She's back with a new look and a kick ass personality. She meets cocky, arrogant Edward Cullen, will sparks fly? Will she keep Rosalie's secret? or is revenge in order?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,085 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
Caught Out by cleotheo reviews
Wedding Traditions Universe. During a girls night in Hermione and her friends share their embarrassing stories of being caught in a compromising situation with their partners. Fun One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
not a hero by proserandom reviews
The only person he'd be a hero for is her. "But I don't need a hero, Sasuke-kun."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Revolving Doors by sakuraharunah reviews
Forget the stupid cliché of childhood friends instantly falling in love. I'm doing this my way, baby. –SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
A time to love by crazyfan15 reviews
In which Sakura tries to run and Sasuke tries to convince her that this is more than just a one night stand.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Kiss For Every One of Your Sounds by simplygracex reviews
She could feel herself becoming desperate the longer they stood there, removing her lips from his she grabbed his hand and led him towards her bedroom quickly. GaaSaku One Shot. WARNING: Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Fluff n Stuff Anthology by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Title says it all. A long series of one shots, some related, some not. Ranging from childhood to adults. K-T. Many of them guaranteed to bring a smile. Written from prompts for 2012 Sasuke/Sakura month. Chapter one Lick
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Snatched by cleotheo reviews
It's a normal day at the Order headquarters when Draco suddenly disappears with Hermione. While Ron is worried that Draco has kidnapped Hermione no-one else is bothered by the pair's disappearance, they just think they have finally acted on their obvious attraction. Is Ron right to be worried, or are Hermione and Draco making the most of some privacy? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One does not prank a Haruno II: Shisui's Revenge by moor reviews
Naruto-verse & AU. Non-massacre. OOC. An Uchiha should not attempt vengeance upon a Haruno. Rated M for themes, just to be cautious.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
killing time by proserandom reviews
"I know you think we shouldn't" that this will end up blowing in their faces "but I would like for us to try."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Romance by sai ninja reviews
AU. High school. "Naruto," Sakura abruptly cut him off. "First, I don't have the hots for him, I just want to know how that cold bastard could even be affected by a break-up and second… are you serious? The guy is sex on legs for God's sake!" SasuSaku, M for language, partying, adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,459 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Ino Y.
Is It More Than A Distraction? Oneshots by Adrian's Little Dhampir reviews
This is all the M scenes from Is It More Than A Distraction? If you haven't read the orginal story, I suggest you do just so understand what's going on.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Adrian I., Rose H.
Sasuke, Be Truthful by Sandman1191999 reviews
A story where Sasuke takes pills and answers a series of questions from Sakura. Rated M in case. Should I change to T? Please don't tell ending in reviews.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Accidental Revelations by cleotheo reviews
When Harry and Ron are in Hermione's Head Girl room they witness something disturbing concerning their friend and the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe and Holly by RZZMG reviews
Who says romance ends at 40? For an older, more mature Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, the best is yet to come... It's never too late to fall back in love - with a little help from some meddling friends and some mistletoe (although holly IS prettier)! Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Post-Hogwarts. Romance, Fluff, HEA. Features Hannah, Neville, Ginny, too. One-shot - COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
time in between by ohwhatsherface reviews
SNK AU. Just another romantic gesture by the socially awkward in a world infested by titans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Between the Shadow and the Soul by missrebecca reviews
Hermione and Draco become involved in a doomed romance. Years after it ends, they get a surprise at the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. ORIGINALLY BY BEDELIA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,598 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How to Catch an Uchiha by river of the sand reviews
Sasuke wasn't a voyeur. Really, he wasn't... But caught in the middle of a lover's tiff between Itachi and Sakura and unable to do anything to stop it, all he could do was watch. Non-mass ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Capital E, Everything by fortheloveofdaisies reviews
Meet Edward and Bella, two best friends who share some stupid jokes, a lot of silly banter, and even more sexual repression. A story about standing on the edge of a leap that could risk, well, everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,444 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
His Otter by k-lynne317 reviews
Who would've thought that working for Malfoy Enterprises would be so entertaining? And who knew that mixing with pure-blood Slytherins would be this amusing? Certainly not Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,904 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Draco M., Adrian P. - Complete
Our Little Secret by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Where Sakura is the official owner of Uchiha Sasuke who has been cursed to turn into a cat. Sharing an apartment, going on missions, Sasuke's jealous moods and...meeting the Haruno family. What could go right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
Bug the Magnificent by Captainraychill reviews
Head Boy Draco Malfoy and Head Girl Hermione Granger fight over Christmas decorations. Oh, and Draco falls in love with a holly fairy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Misadventures of Sasuke and His Hormones by pluhsauce reviews
Being away from Konoha for so long, Sasuke is unprepared when he is faced with a dangerous reality: the new Sakura has him completely distracted. (The best kind of tension is sexual tension...)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,214 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Seven Days to Christmas by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She met him at thirteen and again at twenty-seven. He's never forgotten her. A Christmas story about two people, luck, and a few special deliveries. ExB; Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,301 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nurse! by MonsieurM reviews
"Nurse, I'm still hurt." He growled teasingly against her forehead. "W-Where are you hurt?" She whispered desperately, as he pressed deeper into her. "Right here." GaaraXSakura Lemon, children refrain!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Hunger Pangs by Jan Lee reviews
[VIGNETTE.] Ino only wants a stupid cheeseburger. Fluff. Ino/Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.] - Complete
Naruto comes to Maury by shadow warrior167 reviews
"Hello everyone and welcome to the Maury show! Here's your host Maury Povich with our special guest Star Yagami. (My OC). "Let the show begin!" Naruto/Maury Show Crossover! SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, SaiIno, NejiTen. Slight SasuKarin, KibaHina, ShikaIno Implied SuiKa. With a whole lot of OOC goodness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U.
Up on the Rooftop by Marvar reviews
Bella and her friends have a few naughty surprises for the guys that dumped them right before the holiday. Rated M for Merry Fucking Christmas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 115 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Icecube 2 is melting by LilithiaRW reviews
It all started with that damn squirt bottle. A SQUIRT BOTTLE! And then she found his weakness... It was all downhill from there. It wasn't even a real mission! He only had to make sure Sakura didn't go back to the hospital for 2 days! Stubborn woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,981 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H.
The Uchiha Fraud by Cinma reviews
AU. Their marriage was a hoax meant to deceive the Uchiha matriarch, but why does Sakura suddenly feel as if she's doing more than just playing house with Uchiha Sasuke? Medical school really wasn't worth the trouble. SasuSaku. Minor pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,510 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Gone by sophiegranger57 reviews
It's been almost four years since Draco and Hermione last saw each other and everything has changed. What will happen when they suddenly reappear in each other's lives again? Dramione AU set post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,693 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Skyping With Strangers by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
What happens when Bella accidentally starts up a Skype session with a complete stranger? Hilarity and silliness, of course. Oh...and maybe love? Lemons. Laughs. Continuation of the one-shot. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Mistletoe Kisses by cleotheo reviews
A piece of specially enchanted mistletoe brings the Head Boy and Head Girl together over the festive season. Fluffy One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Granger by Jaycie Victory reviews
If there was one thing Draco excelled at, it was plotting. Granger didn't stand a chance. D/Hr. 6th year; AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,921 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Daisy Chains by ambiencealikw reviews
ShikaSaku: 'He always pictured her surrounded by flowers.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Approval by sasusaku779 reviews
She managed to get the big diamond rock on her hand, but Sakura discovers the hardest obstacle was to come...the approval of the finicky relatives Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,684 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
To Catch a Raven by TayMor reviews
As the shock of his kissing her wears off, Sakura becomes increasingly pissed off at her Buntaichou. No one, not even the almighty Uchiha Itachi, leaves Haruno Sakura hanging. Her response? Get even. Only she can't let Uchiha-san know! ...And she doesn't mind his liking her one bit! Sequel to Sparks. See my profile for reviewer rewards!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Unexpected Relationships by bookaddict1998 reviews
Returning for their final year at Hogwarts (Post War) the story is told from the perspectives of Hermione, Ginny, Blaise, and Draco. They are made Head Boys and Girls, and are thrown into a dormitory together. Will they defy tradition of Gryffindor and Slytherin by crossing the boundaries of friendship... and love? Progress of updates Chapters 1-6: Chapter 5 out of 6 Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z.
perfect time by ThisIsNotPretend reviews
Looking both ways before crossing the street is no laughing matter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sakura H., Hidan
Truth or Dare by SmilingArtist reviews
[Non-Massacre] She shouldn't have agreed to this. Now he just wouldn't leave her alone. Stupid dare, stupid Ino, stupid irresistibly stubborn Uchiha. Maybe it would have been better if she never got out of bed this morning. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,585 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Candy Cane Santa by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella and Edward are friends...sort of. She knows he's the mall Santa. He thinks she doesn't. A little Christmas story about finding "the one" without even realizing it. AH; ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What We Want by sosayssara reviews
A weekend away to celebrate the engagement of a close friend will turn Hermione's life upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N., Marietta E. - Complete
Bloodie rose by Darkredblossomgodess reviews
Sakura snapped then develops an urge to kill and a taste for blood for reasons unknown to her. Leaving the village and getting picked up by the akatsuki didn't seem to bad, especially when she can relate to the feelings of a certain silver haired individual. i adopted 7 chap from Anniri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan, Naruto U., OC
Dramione Drabbles: New Beginnings by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger (Dramione). The prompt was 'NEW BEGINNINGS'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. Draco and Hermione welcome their baby girl into the world - the first child born out of the Ministry's compulsory Marriage Law. It's a new beginning for them all. Romance/Family/Good feels. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
wonderwall by mikazukidreams reviews
He fell in love with her twelve years ago. Now twelve years later, he thinks he's forgotten, thinks he's moved on; until he sees her. There's only ever one first love. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Crazy Good by DeepSouthContest reviews
An entry for the Deep South Contest: "It's hard to get revenge and keep a spotless reputation."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friends' Wedding by JinnySkeans reviews
To love, honor, and cherish, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall tolerate each other's company. A stubborn maid of honor, a stubborn best man, and the bride and groom who will stop at nothing to put them back together again. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,005 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Prince of Crows by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
Honestly this was ridiculous, I mean who uses biology to pick up a girl? Shisui didn't even know what that meant! Luckily for Itachi though, it seems Sakura was just as awkward as he was. "Teme." "What." "This is your fault."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Wedding Traditions by cleotheo reviews
In the week leading up to their wedding Narcissa Malfoy expects Draco and Hermione to honour a Black family tradition and refrain from being intimate with each other. With the couple and their wedding party spending a week in a luxury hotel, will the normally amorous couple be able to stick to the tradition? Fun, light-hearted 3 part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,079 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cute, Little Stinker by RZZMG reviews
Head Boy Draco Malfoy has got a secret, and it's kind of embarrassing! When he tells Hermione Granger, his fellow Head Girl, hoping she'll be able to help him somehow end the curse (she is the brightest witch of their age, supposedly), things don't exactly go the way he'd planned… 2013 HP-Drizzle Fest entry. Dramione one-shot. Romance/Humour/CursedAnimal!Draco. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Uchiha Itachi: Heir, Prodigy, Fanboy by dydshark reviews
At twenty years old, Haruno Sakura thought she knew everything there was to know about fanboys. Until the day Uchiha Itachi showed up in front of her door one morning with a rose, a smile, and the unforgettable words: "I'm your number one fanboy." AU, Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Returning to Hogwarts by cleotheo reviews
Five years after leaving for America Harry and Ron return to Hogwarts as part of a team looking to open a new magical school. During their visit they reconnect with Hermione and discover how different her life is without them in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,941 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In denial because of You by xx-Ash-xx-1 reviews
"What could be wrong about someone so perfect?" "I don't know! Maybe he picks his nose, wears Stars and Stripes boxers and sings "God Bless America" while shagging." Ino laughed. "It's more likely he's gay. They say all good-looking guys are gay." I giggled and with the phone still in between my shoulder and ear, turned around and came face to face with Sasuke. Shit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,783 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Check by BelievingUzumaki reviews
Return to Konoha. Check. Get Life Back to Normal. Semi-Check. Fall in Love with Sakura & Be Jealous of Every Man That Can Get Near Her. Unfortunately buddy, Check. "I was told I had to protect you." He stated. "You were told?" "Fine, I just wanted too." [Chapter 12 finally]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,448 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Manscape by neko-hime21 reviews
"Sasuke-kun, did you get a manscape?" Sakura asked as she ran her fingers all over his hairless body. "Hn," he smirked. "Gosh, that turns me on…" she whispered hotly in his ear. SasuSaku. One-shot. Rated M for sexual contents.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Choose Your Own Adventure by Tinsley Warren reviews
One ordinary day becomes one full of choices when Bella bumps into Edward Cullen. When he gives her his number she has to make a choice. Should she call him or not? The choice is yours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,959 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coffee Crushes by TayMor reviews
Coffee is the reason he saw her in the first place, and it is now just the excuse he uses to keep seeing her. But seeing her just isn't enough anymore. He wants to have her too. ItaSaku, AU. See profile for reader rewards.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 113 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Go home, Sasuke by Sakura-Centric reviews
Sweat glistened on her alabaster skin, her jade eyes cold and calculating as she sat up, the satin sheets pooling around her hips, silky tendrils of pastel hair covering her eyes. The raven-haired teen beside her watched the woman he adored face him, eyes void of all emotion, "Go home, Sasuke." With her words he cracked, and vowed to claim her heart as he had when they were genin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,420 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Puddle Jumping by RZZMG reviews
Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
oh shit! by debs o.0 reviews
"Itachi-san! you were supposed to say no!" "But I am" In which Sasuke always has the solution, Sakura is trying to have a peaceful dinner and Itachi is uncooperative my first itasaku, be nice :) prequel and sequel are up! check them out :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,176 - Reviews: 5424 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 3,036 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Early Morning by Awkwardly Intrepid reviews
Glimpses into the inner-workings of the relationship between Sasuke and Sakura. Several unrelated drabbles/flash prose dealing with the dynamics of love and all of the complications that come in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Apologies by merinxD reviews
Sasuke forgets that Sakura isn't fragile. Short one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Assumptions by merinxD reviews
Short one shot - Sasuke sees Sakura and assumes the worst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sparks by TayMor reviews
Prequel to To Catch a Raven. Non-massacre. AU. Sakura never really paid much attention to Sasuke's older brother. And even when he became her ANBU captain, he was just her captain. That is… until he kissed her on a co-op mission... ONE-SHOT. Sequel now available! See preview in Chapter 2!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Violate Me by southern.cross.41384 reviews
Sakura sees something she shouldn't have, and she is forever changed. My first EVER piece of fanfiction. Kiba/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,158 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Valentine's Day V-Card by lellabeth reviews
Band geeks Edward and Bella each believe they're the only virgin in their class, destined to be an outcast in college. When they discover each other's V-Card holder status, Bella comes up with a plan to solve their problem. Birthday fic for GeekChic12.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Quest by readbymoonlight reviews
Sasuke isn't genuine. Naruto doesn't understand. Shikamaru doesn't care. Neji isn't serious. Now they have 10 clues, 7 days, 3 girls, 1 MASTERMIND, and 1 pink haired idiot to prove wrong. Wish them luck!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,429 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lady Luck by Arivahna reviews
Non-massacre "Why her?" Sasuke asked. He would not let her be hurt by him. "She's the only woman I'd trust." With that Itachi disappeared. Translation: She's the only woman would could see me as someone other than an Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,606 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Unhinged by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
AU, Sakura catches Gaara's eye one day while she visits a friend in the loony bin, as with anything Gaara there is always fallout
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Disparem by UltravioletPinkRanger reviews
When a spell goes awry, Hermione gets stuck in two different future realities where she's living two completely different lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,888 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Match Already Made by USholder reviews
I'm not really sure what to say about this other than DH and the end of HBP don't really exist. Yeah. Oh and Draco is good and Harry, Gin, Ron, and most of the other Order members are meddlesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Just Paw-sitively Purr-fect by OogieBoogie reviews
During an Auror mission gone wrong, Malfoy was turned into something not-human. And until they find a proper cure that won't kill him, he is placed under the care of one who has experience with such beings. Yes, Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
right under his nose by debs o.0 reviews
AU. Sasuke sneaks into Sakura's house one evening, uninvited "You shouldn't be here, he's downstairs!" she panted….. follow sasuke and sakura through their relationship..humor/romance... prequel is up :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Locked Out Late by ghostbuns reviews
A heat wave threatens to melt the citizens of Konoha and Sakura realizes she's made the huge mistake of locking herself out of her apartment. Will Sasuke be willing to help her out? And later will she and he be able to navigate the feelings between one another with Sasuke wanting certain things and Sakura tasked by Tsunade to collect something? Bars, Baths, Body fluids and Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,309 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Little Surprise by Deebelle1 reviews
Vegas, a one-night stand, and ten positive pregnancy tests later it was official; I got knocked up on spring break. ***PUBLIC VOTE FIRST PLACE WINNER for the TFotV Contest!***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,943 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Babies, Two Weddings & A Couple by Fiyaaa reviews
I always thought informing my husband of my pregnancy would be a private affair. I wanted it to be funny or sweet. Maybe I'd give him a bun and tell him 'There's another one in my oven' or a bib saying 'I Love My Daddy'. I never thought I'd announce it in front of a packed congregation with the priest in tow. 3rd place in the Public Vote for The Fruit's on the Vine TwiFic Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God's Gift by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. INCOMPLETE, please see AN in latest chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 2,657 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Draco Malfoy's Most Brilliant Idea by thinkswithpen reviews
Draco Malfoy's magically stuck with his pesky virginity and now his parents want to use it as a bargaining chip on the pureblood marriage market. That's why he's taken the extreme measure of asking an old enemy for help. It certainly has nothing to do with how she looks in reading glasses or the things she can do with her talented tongue. Nothing to do with that at all!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How Mikoto gets a grandchild by SupremeOverlordLetters reviews
Mikoto was enjoying her time with Itachi and Sakura's two year old daughter when she came up with the to get another baby in the family. With the help of Yuki Mikoto might just get her wish...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Grand Slam by staceleo reviews
Bella and Edward are starting freshman year in college. What hijinks could they possibly get into when dealing with sororities, fraternities, amorous professors and a parrot named Annie Oakley? A Curve Ball sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glamorous by Captainraychill reviews
Draco Malfoy owns a mysterious shop that sells high-quality, custom-made glamours. Hermione Granger visits one sweltering night with a secret and a special request.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20287 - Favs: 13,355 - Follows: 5,516 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Try by shellshock81 reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,254 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Me Love by Bee1982 reviews
One shy virgin Edward, one confident Bella who wants to help Edward out. When sexual boundaries are crossed between these two friends, what will happen? (DRABBLE FIC Updated daily.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 22,254 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crank Dat Uchiha by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
The first time Uchiha Itachi met his little brother's childhood friend Sakura, it was indirectly and through a song. A song, now that he thinks about it, that was a horribly inaccurate and terribly misleading description of character.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Make Believe Theory by xfucktheglasses reviews
Let's make shades of gray. —Sasuke-centric, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Cleared for Takeoff by ruinedbyrob reviews
Bella feels as though her life has been in a stall for the last several years. She's surrounded by men, yet is totally alone. Good enough to be their friend but not their girlfriend. Corporate pilot, Edward flies in and attempts to change her views on the world. Will she take his hand and follow her her heart? Or watch him fly away without her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Third Time's A Charm by sugarfreecakes reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy find themselves starting a friendship through a Valentine's Day mishap when Ron stands Hermione up. This SHORT story follows the couple on three Valentine's Days through three chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Relationships 101: How to Argue With an Iceprince by Nadine25 reviews
Her boyfriend sure was difficult, but after three years together Sakura would like to think that she has developed the tools needed to get her what she wants. Yup, she would sure like to think that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Her goal was to drive him crazy. His goal was to resist her. Which one of them would succeed? *Entry for 2011 Pic-a-Pic Contest* AH, O/S collaboration with WitchyVampireGirl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 875 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
Surprise! by cleotheo reviews
To celebrate Hermione's birthday her friends decide to throw her a surprise party. When the guest of honour arrives however she's not alone and more people than Hermione end up getting a surprise. Fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
D is for ? by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione accidentally leaves her diary behind, her two best friends and their girlfriends can't resist taking a peek. They discover that Hermione is romantically involved with someone, but the only clue to their identity is the letter D. They make a guess as to the identity of D but when they discover they're wrong they set out to find the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
where the daylight begins by ohwhatsherface reviews
For SasuSaku-Headcanons! Post-canon. Sasuke, Sakura, and their lives as footnotes to the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Meddling Friends and Misundertandings by gorillabaseball reviews
"You two should get married." Ino Yamanaka said bluntly. "You're both smart to the point where it's really boring and you guys get excited just by talking about things that would make other people go to sleep." In which Ino butts in, Sasuke seems quite interested, and Sakura and Shikamaru just can't seem to figure out things for themselves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Echoes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Perils of Spying by cleotheo reviews
When Harry and Ron think Hermione is hiding something from them they decide to follow their friend using Harry's invisibility cloak. However the boys soon realise that when you spy on someone you can witness things you really didn't want to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: It's A Dragon by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'IT'S A DRAGON'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. Draco thinks he knows best when it comes to little boys and their 'sticky fingers' (a pun, meaning 'to steal'). Hermione waits for Scorpius to teach his daddy a lesson that mum's everywhere already know about their boys. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4887 - Favs: 3,402 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No More Goodbyes by river of the sand reviews
She watched them saying goodbye for the umpteenth time, wondering how dense Gaara had to be to not notice Sakura's feelings for him. The way Tsunade saw it, she had two choices: get drunk on sakē for the rest of the day, or force Sakura into confessing her undying love to the Kazekage... decisions, decisions. *post-war*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
Captain Kuchiki Takes a Holiday! by mous1elousi3 reviews
Forced on leave by the Captain Commander, and then sent to the Living World by his little sister, Kuchiki Byakuya is reluctantly on holiday. And then he runs into Matsumoto Rangiku...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto
Dancing In Circles With Greeks by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger needs a break from her attractive co-worker, Draco Malfoy. She heads to Greece for a holiday filled with dancing, good food, shopping, & a sea of sexy, available men to try to get over her unreciprocated feelings. To her surprise, Draco shows up in Greece, too, determined to ruin her fun. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. Dramione Romance/Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,427 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lemon Juice by MizukiYukiko reviews
"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Astraphobia by MizukiYukiko reviews
Sequel to Lemon Juice. Sometimes pranks go too far, but sometimes it's these situations that help push two people together. Sometimes, a little bit of thunder and lightning is exactly what they needed in the first place. ItachiXSakura. Non-massacre AU. 50 shinobi theme challenge #10 thunderstorms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
The Dance of the Geisha by MizukiYukiko reviews
Sequel to Astraphobia. In which Naruto and Sasuke just have to stop Sakura's impending date with Itachi, and they will do anything to keep her from falling into his hands; and in which Ino and Shisui will make sure that this date does happen, but Sakura is tired of her friends' meddling. And why is Rock Lee dressed as a Geisha? ItachiXSakura. 50 shinobi theme #39. Silk Kimono.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 264 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He's not just another man in her life by Midnight Sakura Blossom reviews
An unexpected friendship develops into so much more. When Sakura realizes that she is falling in love with one of her closest friends, will she tell him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H., Genma S.
SasuSaku Month: 2013 by pluhsauce reviews
This is my first year participating, and I promise to keep it interesting! Day Thirty-one: Unexpected Wealth...The day Sasuke returned to the village, he wasn't sure what hit him harder: Sakura's punch, or the realization that she had always been there for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,069 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sapiosexual by ambiencealikw reviews
Prompt 537 for HPFFP's Super-Spur-Of-The-Moment Fic Contest! 'Sapiosexual - A person sexually attracted to intelligence or the human mind.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh Romeo! by ShelbySabaku reviews
"You should be thankful though Sakura! Everyone male in school wants to be your Romeo!" Sakura was honestly going to kill Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Recovery Period by MadamUchiha82 reviews
Taking Sasuke to the dentist is never fun, unless someone decides they're going to play nurse. If I were you, I'd be a little curious to see how Sakura behaves in her regular nurses office.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Contemplating Cherry Blossoms by TayMor reviews
He saw her. And it wasn't a problem for Itachi until he realized that he couldn't get her out of his mind. AU Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Giving Into Temptation by Prippy reviews
AU [OneShot] Sakura has had it to *here* with Itachi. Itachi can't help himself. [drabble] /random/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Blurred Lines by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Edward Cullen: secret phone sex operator, dirty talking pro and hopelessly in love with his best friend. When a familiar voice calls in, will the lines between friendship, love, and lust become blurred? An entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,356 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Muggle Entertainment by Lottielue1 reviews
It's the day after the embarrassing sleepover and the girls go in to the Muggle World to buy their "toys". The boys secretly following behind. Sequel to Earwigging Embarrassments, part 2/3. Rated M for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] [George W., Katie B.] - Complete
skinny love by ChibiCHICKENluver reviews
oo2 – Sometimes Sakura forgets just how persuasive Sasuke can be. /SasuSaku/100prompts/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 205,525 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
euphoria by Vampirette Knight reviews
It's not perfect, or beautiful or romantic, but it's all Sakura can ask for. Because it's Sasuke and that's all she's ever cared about. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Icha Icha Public by hangmeuptodry reviews
Now, whenever someone suggests going to the movies, Sakura can hardly control her blush and all Kakashi can do is smirk. It's all Tsunade's fault, really. —KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
You Ain't Gonna Taste No Other Gonna Make You a Lover by Beautyofit reviews
Hermione begins to question if there's something wrong with her. Fred shows her there definitely isn't. Set after the war (Fred is obviously not dead). Fair warning; this contains explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Mine by debs o.0 reviews
AU prequel to "right under his nose", but they can also be read as separate pieces... "he ignored everything, focusing only on the girl who had always been at his side and – hopefully – always would be."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
in art we trust by Vampirette Knight reviews
"As much as that pink hair is an eye sore, my fingers itch to run a brush along smooth canvas. She is perhaps, the most awkward combination of exotic colors that I've ever seen, and yet I want to paint her more than I've wanted anything for a very long time. And still, I haven't spoken a word to her." sasusaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
And In Time, We Move On by cutecrazyice reviews
Sasuke hates Sakura for a number of reasons. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hooked Up and Locked Down by LayAtHomeMom reviews
All he wants is a distraction. And a distraction is what he gets when a night out with friends leads to a steamy hook-up. Of course, sometimes things look different in the morning... but that's the trouble with one-night stands in locked down Boston.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
18 Flowers by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Of Fern: "Stop believing all women want a prince charming riding on a white horse, Sasuke-kun. Because I don't." [sasusaku oneshots] [Slightly Crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Homecoming Surprise by cleotheo reviews
After four years travelling the globe Harry and Ron are finally coming home. Upon their return the boys are in for a surprise as they accidentally gatecrash a special event. Fluffy one shot. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Game by Boriqua-chan reviews
Sasuke wonders why Sakura's avoiding him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/3/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Wanderlust by ohwhatsherface reviews
For SS Month 2013! AU. Sasuke and Sakura travel the world together.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
ABC's of Life by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is known for many things. Her favorite is the jealous Sasuke mode. But this new found source of jealousy tops everything-with sprinkles and cherry on top. [sasusaku] [fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jealousy by Vampirette Knight reviews
"Now let me show you what a real kiss looks like." Sasusaku oneshot. Post-canon.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
BAKA! by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Tall, Dark, and Handsome by DecidedlyPositive reviews
After a loony fortuneteller gives Sakura a vague description of her supposed true love, Ino takes it upon herself to discover the man's identity…dragging an unwilling Sakura along in the process. [ItaSaku ][non-massacre]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 188 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Prat for all Seasons by thinkswithpen reviews
"The next thing that happens Granger is that I ask you out." "What? " "And then you say yes" "Oh I do, do I?" "Of course you do, after all you have a reputation for being exceedingly bright." Rating is for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,787 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Comfort by Lady Aren reviews
A one-night stand between Sakura and Itachi turns into something more than what either of them had ever hoped for. Add an unhappy Sasuke, ANBU operations and a clan with malicious intentions into the mix, they were in for a hell of a ride. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,866 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2747 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
nothing on you by Callista Miralni reviews
Sequel to "of bubble tea, sushi, lists, memories and meetings." For three years, he struggled to live; she refused to dream. In which, Sakura finds a reason to live and Sasuke begins to dream. "You..." "What?" "... are incredible." SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/13/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
It's Murder by ZosieToo reviews
Detective Bella Swan and her partner, DI Edward Cullen work together like a well oiled machine in the Murder Squad. It's strictly a work arrangement and Bella is determined nothing will ever happen between them, because her focus is solely on the job, not on her stunningly gorgeous partner. Now it seems her best friend is hinting that they could be something more. AH, Bella & Ed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,811 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fuse by RZZMG reviews
For 2 years, they've been friends at University. For 1 year, he's been in love with her in secret. For 5 months, they've been bed buddies... but only after he lights her fuse and gets her blood roaring. Oh, what fun Draco Malfoy has riling Hermione Granger up! Dramione Romance/Humour/Hot Shag. Post-Hogwarts-AU. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange piece. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lady Luck by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,371 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Right Place Right Time by Cars1 reviews
It's winter in Eastern Ontario, Canada. Come with me as we meet one sexually frustrated Bella Swan and one Edward Cullen who just happens to be in the right place at the right time. One shot written for @mizzezpattinson 's birthday last year and the Hurricane Sandy relief effort.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Momma Bear by Boriqua-chan reviews
Mebuki Haruno becomes furious when she's told that her daughter was almost killed by Sasuke, so she becomes full mama-bear on him, with only Kizashi tying to calm her down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Thank You by Boriqua-chan reviews
After the fight's finished, Sasuke thanks. Sakura then remembers those being his last words, so she asks him what he meant then.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Hokage Sasuke by Boriqua-chan reviews
Sakura's reaction to Sasuke saying he wants to be Hokage. /Sakura-centric/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
Big Girl by Boriqua-chan reviews
Sasuke still doubts Sakura's abilities when she decides to tag along, but when she starts fighting, he's sort of like, "oh" and realizes that he might have underestimated her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Innocent Desires by Kashi-Cookie-Monster reviews
A peeping tom, lack of clothing, and a visit from the cuddle fairy! Kakasaku oneshot for Moonlight1258!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Give Me An Hour by RZZMG reviews
As the war continues to rage on around them, Hermione Granger decides to seduce fellow Order Member, Draco Malfoy, one night while at Grimmauld Place... and everything between them changes after that. Fic follows the "five times" trope, and is dedicated to raspberryjukebox. One-shot. A/U-Extended War scenario. Dramione. Drama-Romance-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
So Cold by teganharuno reviews
A Sasusaku story. Sakura comes home after four years, changed for the better and hoping she could ignore Sasuke's existance... REWRITING THIS ONE! Future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10333 - Favs: 5,681 - Follows: 4,126 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curve Ball by staceleo reviews
Opposites attract don't they? Not in Bella Swan's world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 5304 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Operation by exposedx reviews
"I had a feeling you were the damsel in distress type of women. Whelp, how about I be your knight in shining armor, eh?" he said and then smirked. Her entire life made an abrupt change. SasuxSaku. Flirty!Sasuke. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Naruto the MatchMaker by Moonlight-ah reviews
Naruto is sick of watching his teammates remain oblivious to their aggressive love. What's Naruto to do in this situation? Why become their matchmaker of course! SasuSaku, comedy and romance! Rated M for Swearing, Lemons and some violence!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,481 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mother's day by Cyndy-kawaii-chan reviews
Sasuke melancholically recalls the days he actually celebrated Mother's day, actually spends time with Naruto, willingly, but to top it off, Sakura has actually has news that will certainly bring a bright light to his day, a bright change to their life. Late Mother's Day Fic. SasuSaku. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sorry by Boriqua-chan reviews
The war is over, Sasuke is back in Konoha, and he is looking over his mistakes and agonizes over them. Thus, compelling him to show up at Sakura's in the middle of the night with an apology. Requested by medicninsakura on Tumblr
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
love on the run by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sasuke likes jogging with Sakura. She keeps him motivated and the conversation is casual enough that they can drop a topic and move forward - literally. Most of the time, at least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Unfinished Veritaserum by KuraraOkumura reviews
When Hermione gets called to Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes by the twins, she has no idea what she's putting herself into... Oneshot of the twins and of Hermione, threesome, don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [Hermione G., George W., Fred W.] - Complete
Till The World Ends by Nanami Akane reviews
"I bet that you cannot seduce my brother." "Really Sasuke?" "Really." "Well we'll just see about that, hey I'll even give you a boner for good measure." Sasuke gulps as Sakura's eyes darken and her body becomes just that more seductive. What the f*ck did he just get himself into? ItachixSakura and a lil SakuraxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The 'Game' by Cyndy-kawaii-chan reviews
When Sasuke, The Sasuke Uchiha, reluctantly asks Naruto Uzumaki, The Orange Hokage, for help with his personal life, Naruto suggests a game that maybe will solve all of Sasuke's (and Sakura's) problems. 'Sexualopoly'. Keyword: Maybe. -SasuSaku-. T for language. RnR! Possible 2-shot. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fallstaff by izbels reviews
Bella and Edward have an amazing on screen relationship on their Emmy Award nominated TV show Fallstaff. She wants to move the relationship along a little further in real life. Lemons. Forbiddenish love. Naughty and sexy. Lemons. Lemons. LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,466 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
no other love by golden doe reviews
There were just so many could've beens. Too many. But a fling is simply it, a fling. Nothing more. —sasusaku, AU, drabble fic, previously titled as 'here we go again'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Orders by ambiencealikw reviews
It's just a mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19469 - Favs: 8,904 - Follows: 6,655 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Shifts by Chasseuse reviews
He decided that it was dangerous to have a senbon in his mouth. Genma/Sakura. 20 men.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Sakura H., Genma S. - Complete
Bella's Anatomy by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Best friends with benefits, Bella and Irina, are excited about their last few months as surgical interns, but with this chapter in their lives coming to an end, will Bella be able to move on to the next one with the new anesthesiologist? AH, ExB, Fluff and smut with a hint of plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,548 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweetheart by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku Canon-verse AU. Non-compliant with Fourth Shinobi War Arc. Chi ama mi, ama il mio cane. For Gaara and Sakura, that particular Italian proverb had never been more apt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Hangover by JinnySkeans reviews
It started off as an innocent trip to Vegas shared with their friends. It ended with...well, maybe they'll tell you, if they ever remember. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12487 - Favs: 8,042 - Follows: 6,251 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
the perfect start to the finish line by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sasuke gives out apologies quite freely nowadays, but that doesn't mean everyone accepts them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Self Control by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Ever since he returned to Konoha, ignoring how much a certain pink-haired teammate of his had grown proved to be quite a challenge for Sasuke. A night in Suna tests his control.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Thin Patience by exposedx reviews
Sakura gets pregnant. That's fine. Food cravings slide through. That's okay. Moodswings come in. That's not okay. No sex. Satan is taking over. – SasuxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3884 - Favs: 4,398 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pink Flash by Rainy Downpour reviews
Sasuke did not believe her when she said that her pink hair was real. A trip to the girl's restroom proved otherwise. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4261 - Favs: 3,995 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Orgasms by Zephyr Hearts reviews
AU; Because masturbation is completely healthy and not abnormal. Follow Sasuke and Sakura into their developing relationship from awkward kisses, to hungry make out sessions. Oh, and raging teenager hormones. Rated M for various reasons. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,243 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pranks of Passion by Isannah reviews
Edward has tried anything and everything for two years to get his neighbor, Bella to notice him. It's time to try something differen. A little fun for April Fool's Day! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The things I do for Love by Gintsuki of the Rain reviews
Sasuke wants Sakura, but he has once again managed to screw himself over, leaving her mad at him again, and him seeking help from the other Konoha Kunoichi. Summary sucks, I'm an OC. PPL are OOC, and Itachi is watching it all on cable. SasuSaku FOR REAL Rated M for language used during my verbal hate for Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15034 - Favs: 9,828 - Follows: 5,427 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret by WinterLuvNaruto reviews
Now that Sakura thought about it, her secret wasn't much of a secret. It was kind of an embarrassment. Citrus. Gaara/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Easter Egg by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'EASTER EGG'. Hogwarts-Era, A/U (7th year). Springtime sexual tension leads Head Girl Hermione into teasing Head Boy Draco to get his attention. She gets more than she bargained after Colour Charming his hair Easter egg pastel pink! For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Café Latte by mollycoddle reviews
In which Karin's heart feels broken. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Making Bacon by Awesome Team Unicorn reviews
Sasuke returns home from a long mission. Hungry, he stumbles into his kitchen. Naked. Post-canon. SasuSaku. Co-authored by Sakura's Unicorn and Unicorn Paige.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Moment by RZZMG reviews
When Hermione Granger finally decides to give up on her feelings for Draco Malfoy, her flatmate and secret crush, she does something drastic - she gets her haircut. To her delight, Draco notices... and everything changes between them. 2013 DramioneLove Valentine's Fest 2nd entry. Romance/Fluff/Drabble with image. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Touch by FruityGrape reviews
Because it only took drinks, a bet, and a small touch to set of a chain of events that would change everything in her life. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Those Three Words by Wolf Blossom reviews
What is love? Was it the way Hermione looked at him with her big innocent brown eyes? Or was it the way his heart raced when they walked down the corridors holding hands? Whatever it was, Draco wanted to know: What exactly does love mean? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It Didn't Matter by Boriqua-chan reviews
It didn't matter because she didn't care. -drabble-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Art of Manipulation by RZZMG reviews
Hermione wants Draco Malfoy, and she's not taking 'no' for an answer. Who even knew deceit could feel so good? Post-Hogwarts 7th year, AU. Romance-Drama-Comedy. 2013 DramioneLove Valentine's Fest. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Post-It by KYUUxKYUU reviews
Post-It notes have more power than you think... [Fluff]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nightingale by Blade Redwind reviews
He was an ass, an absolute asshole, but, he was her patient and there wasn't much to be done about it. He didn't need her, he didn't need anyone; what he didn't plan on was *wanting* her. Post 4th War; Set in Konoha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,919 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Rocket Queen by xfucktheglasses reviews
You're like gum on the concrete. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
That Moment When by WithRhymeNoReason reviews
Minerva McGonagall knew the exact moment when she realized that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were meant for each other. One-shot, 8th Year fluff. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
naked sunday by xfucktheglasses reviews
You taste like a whole lotta promises. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Salacious Syndrome by angel-eyes8611 reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke stepped forth from the dark corner of her bedroom, Sakura did the thing she had been waiting to do for so long... "Sakura... Long time, no-" His words were abruptly cut off when Sakura's fist met his face, and he stumbled backwards. 'Did Sakura just... Hit me in the face...' In which Sasuke has a condition only Sakura can cure, and hilarity ensues. M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by Roslyn Grey reviews
Confessions of a sex-obsessed, small town girl, just looking to find herself in a world where curvy brunettes don't belong, and masturbation is frowned upon. Drabble fic. Cannon AH slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 31,199 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
Forget Me Not by don't feed the models reviews
Chaos ensues when a prestigious all-girls school merges with an all-boys school considered a complete hellhole. It's an opportunity for unlikely new friendships and romance, though the latter might come in many unexpected, though not unwelcome, forms. SasuSaku. NaruHina. Other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,145 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Finding Yourself by UGAgirl reviews
Sakura leaves to become stronger after feeling like life is passing her by. Sasuke finally comes back after defeating Itachi, and wants to restore his clan. But will he get accepted by the village he left? And since when is he attracted to Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,779 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Two Hearts Project by golden doe reviews
It's the eve of Valentine's Day. One night. Two hundred and one attendees. "Will you find your Valentine tonight?"—sasusaku, au.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ferris Wheel Lovin' by Obscurities reviews
Sasuke takes Sakura to The Carnival for their Valentines Day date. His persistence with having to ride The Ferris Wheel seems a bit odd to Sakura. What could he possibly have in mind though? [LEMON WARNING]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Will You Be My Baby Momma by ADADancer reviews
"Hi, I'm Edward Cullen, and I want a baby. So, will you be my baby momma?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,529 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Couldn't be Helped by mrsProbie reviews
Non-magic AU. James and Lily have been divorced for almost ten years, and Harry has been friends with Hermione for almost as long. She's been around James for ages, but this feeling about him is... new. Written for Cheeky's Weekly and the I'm Falling in Love... Again competition, both over at HPFC!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Hermione G., James P. - Complete
Star Struck by The Loser Lord reviews
Are you an alien? Because baby, you're outta this world. - SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hot Pizza by Rainy Downpour reviews
She could not help it if the way he ate that slice turned her on especially with the sound he makes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Faking it by Perfect Beauty reviews
For years, men or rather the men of Team Seven thought a woman could never fake it. Sadly, these men were proven wrong...through the process of experimentation...Sak/Ita if you squint hard enough Sak/Sak. One shot. Non-mass
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Domesticated by ohwhatsherface reviews
"I will teach them what it means to put a lion in a cage." - Or, The time Sasuke and Sakura got married and he realized living with her wasn't as easy as it sounded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Stranger by starpower31 reviews
"Everything that fails brings you closer to what works." When two passengers miss their flight, what will help them reach home on time this Christmas? A road trip from San Fran to Seattle, that's what! Let's see what gifts Santa has in store for strangers Edward and Bella this Christmas 2012.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Edward, Bella
Catch Me If You Can by kataang97 reviews
"It's simple. Catch me and I'll reward you." Sasuke shifted his head so he was whispering in her sensitive ear, the vauge movement causing icy shivers to travel up her spine. "But if I catch you... you'll be begging that I didn't." "So Sakura, catch me if you can." Lemon chapter 10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,099 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Oblivious by cleotheo reviews
As Harry watched his best friend getting his heart broke, he couldn't help but think things might have been easier for Ron if he wasn't so oblivious. All the signs were there he had just chosen to ignore them. Harry's realisation of a relationship forming between Hermione and Draco. Dramione from Harry's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Project X by Expressive Dissonance reviews
AU. Sakura wakes up in the clutches of a mad scientist with no memory of how she got there. Somehow, she doesn't think the redhead pinning her to the ground is any happier about this than she is. What exactly IS Antibody X? GaaraxSakura. Violence, sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H.
for the sake of living by xfucktheglasses reviews
I must say, it's a pleasure waking up to you. —SasuSaku drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Blind Spots by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Sakura's life is a chaotic mess and she can't seem to find her footing. Neji is caught between his duties to his clan and job and a growing interest in a particular medic. It'll start with Sakura breaking his hands and end in Hinata starting a riot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,658 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit List by malificium reviews
"Teme, as your best friend, I shall make you a list, and not just any list my young brooding buddy. This is a list of requirements that any woman that wants to date you must fulfil. You just leave this to Ol' Naruto" Run Sasuke. Run.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,309 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Vacation time by ShinigamiRyuuko reviews
Why was she picking him from the airport again? Ah right, because Naruto was a stupid dick! Of only stupid Sasuke didn't decide to visit...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppies by Rainy Downpour reviews
"Can I touch one?" "Yes, Naruto." "Oh, wow. This one is soft." "Easy, Naruto. You have to be gentle. Do it gently." "Like this?" "Yes, like that." Those were the things Kiba heard as he stood outside the room.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
A Fractured Fairytale: Heartbreaker by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. And so she dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive because he was a cheating, lying jerk-HOW DARE HE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Study Session by exposedx reviews
"The vagina is such a lovely piece, don't 'cha think? – SasuxSaku. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Search for Haruno Sakura's Deflowerer! by KYUUxKYUU reviews
Rumor has it Team Seven's Sakura Haruno has had her innocence taken by some bastard-but who? Join Team Seven on the adventure to find-and brutally murder-the thief of our favorite little pinkette's innocence. Ah, little do they know...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Itch by maxandmo reviews
My Christmas o/s for the Countdown to Christmas- A Lyrical Melody collaboration. The only requirement was a lemon...so...yeah, Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lovers' Spat by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. The day Sasuke lost Naruto's respect forever was the day the blond saw him apologizing to Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Let's Play a Game by the.terrorist reviews
Christmas Fic. Sasu/Saku. One way or another, Sasuke has always managed to avoid being brought back to Konoha. But what happens when Sakura realizes that, just like any other man, he has a certain weakness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Yule by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'YULE'. Post-Hogwarts. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. Won FIRST PLACE in the December 2012 competition! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Surprising Reunion by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione runs into Harry and Ron after not seeing them for ten years, they get a major surprise regarding her life and the reason she suddenly left years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5210 - Favs: 5,541 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Feral by Winter Ashby reviews
He sucked and licked, nipped and touched until she was blue-lipped with need and then, he would command her. [Genma & Sakura] Previously posted on my LJ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sakura H., Genma S. - Complete
Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,175 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Secrets and Surprises by cleotheo reviews
When Dumbledore introduces a new initiative in his seventh year house unity class, secrets are revealed about the Head Girl - Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Fair! by NoSaviour reviews
Sasuke kisses Sakura just to prove an annoying fan girl wrong. To his horror, she yells at him. Team 7 moments. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
This Christmas by Savva reviews
The best presents always come unwrapped. Theodore Nott/Hermione Granger romance. AU EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
Randy Man's Playbook by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A very unique book finds its way to the hands of Draco Malfoy - A book that, if utilized well, could help him fulfill his fantasies. A collaboration story with fourfeetelvn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,067 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Perfect Excuse by dark dreamerx reviews
[SasuSaku Oneshot] It's Sasuke's Seventeenth Birthday and Sakura manages to get him a birthday present...and an excuse to do it again. Comical and retarded, enjoy xD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Weasley's Witch Wooing by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
It's Christmas time, and Hermione's coping with a painful break-up. Fred's had his eyes on Hermione for quite some time, and now that she's single, he uses his Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes to Weasley Witch Woo her. Will he be successful in his endeavors?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,516 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Drunk by dark dreamerx reviews
[SasuSaku Twoshot] Sasuke's drunk, Sakura's there. Nuff said. Second chapter is the morning after, humorous and cute. Read and review :D.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Business Class Girl by LaMomo reviews
Edward is a young Brit actor on the rise. His problem? He's absolutely clueless, about everything. Bella is a kick-ass legal assistant at a glamourous London law firm. They hop on and off planes all the time. Will their paths ever cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,572 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dramione Drabbles: Polyjuice Potion by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'POLYJUICE POTION'. Hogwarts-Era, 2nd Year. Regarding Hermione's unfortunate accident with the Polyjuice Potion and Millicent's cat. Drama. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Signs and Signals by dontcountonit reviews
Just because people call it love at first sight, doesn't mean they have to actually see each other. Right? It's a night full of surprises for Sakura and Sasuke. Sasusaku. Rating for language and topics discussed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cannonball by blackestfaery reviews
ONESHOT. Kakashi does some thinking the morning after. Implied KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Cracked by ambiencealikw reviews
Slytherin!Hermione makes a bet with Pansy – who can make the ever stoic Theodore Nott crack first?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
promised letters by golden doe reviews
Sakura called it coincidence. His mother said it was destiny. Only belatedly did Sasuke realise, it was actually a second chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
notification by golden doe reviews
all day, all night, he waited for that notification to arrive. It didn't. After the First Date Sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Straightforward by Traumaddict reviews
Itachi wasn't a subtle man; what he wanted is what he got, no matter the circumstances. And he wanted her. Not that she was all that opposed to the idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Uchiha way by SaSuSaKu909 reviews
the proper way to ask a girl out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Painful Pleasures by MoyE reviews
Pain is an art, which, if mastered can be very pleasurable. That is a lesson this kunoichi will not forget. A lesson someone will not let her forget. Hidan x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Hidan
The Whole Package by PrimaryDiamonds reviews
Collab relay-fic by DiamondHeart78 and primarycolors. Bella sees him every day but has a hard time gathering up the nerve to make a move. Every delivery is a special delivery. UPSward/Gamerward! E/B AH Rated M for Bella checkin' out Edward's package.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
parting the clouds by in cages reviews
he points his finger & she bares her teeth; they are in love, or so they're told. —sasukesakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Ino by blabbermouthme reviews
Sakura learns what the boys are. crack!fic with mentions of lemons. dialog heavy. multi-sakura and mainly sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not So Bad After All by HalfwaytoNowhere142 reviews
Marriage law fic: Hermione and Fred have been assigned to marry each other under a new law. Ron is furious, Hermione is confused, and Fred is bewildered. Will they fall in love or re-petition for a new spouse in three months? DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter. WARNING: MATURE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,008 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Marvelous Misadventure of Saya Haruno and Mikoto Uchiha by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
Two mothers united by a common cause around the world. GRANDCHILDREN! And proving that stupid cousin Koran wrong of course. No force of nature or pesky Sasuke will stop these two from making their awkward children 'get it on'. Will they get grandchildren to spoil? Poor Itachi and Sakura, they have no idea what's coming. Now rated M because of second chapter :P Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Patronus by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'PATRONUS'. Post-Hogwarts, A/U, Vampire!Draco & Helper!Hermione. Romance. Fluffy. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Middle of the Night Conversations by lilsstr reviews
Bella's life changes after a mistaken phone call from Edward in the middle of the night. How will their new found interest work when they have never met and live miles apart? All Human Rated M: Just in Case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Bella, Edward
hot temptation by AkatsukiGirl4ever reviews
Sakura gets boerd and wants to play a prank on her sexy red head. But what happens when she gets caught by said red head? XD LEMON I DONT OWN NARUTO! R&R PLEASE! If i dont get enough reveiws i cant write another.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Catch You Later by JinnySkeans reviews
Her voice was warm, sweet honey in his ear as she murmured, "Then come and find me, Sasuke-kun." It's the last summer before college, and he won't let her get away so easily. Posted: Epilogue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 135,656 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hardtail Curve by JessAndTAT reviews
Edward: An overworked CEO. Bella: A tattoo covered, bar owning, biker babe. Sparks fly, along with the insults. Can they work it out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,657 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Go Strong, Go Fast by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU "Would you just wait?" He said exasperatedly. She stopped then slowly turned to him. Her face was calm, tired; but calm. "I did, did you?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You're all I see by Shaillerine reviews
"Sasuke, would you. . . would you die? For me?" she looked into his onyx orbs "No" she bit her lip, but then she smirked at his next words "Sakura, I would kill for you" he pecked her lips "Me too". . . . Warning. . Assassinfic. Sasusaku, Nejiten, Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Leaky Cauldron by Aradia1013 reviews
Hermione has an unforgettable night. Adult themes. Language. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 3047 - Favs: 2,863 - Follows: 3,029 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Small Lie and a Lost Bet by Naruhime reviews
It was just a small lie to get Ino of my back. Then came the bet which I lost. Than HE came back in time for the festival. All would have worked out if he didn't say it. But he did and we were doomed. Let's just hope Tsunade doesn't hear about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,859 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Downward Spiral by cutecrazyice reviews
And the downward spiral to madness - or is it something else? - begins. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 148 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Reason to Breathe by river of the sand reviews
AU GaaSaku. The train stopped suddenly and she fell into his arms. Her panic had disappeared, only to be replaced by a far more pleasant sensation; and she was falling all over again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2012 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
Missed Connections by UnseenLibrarian reviews
After a pleasant autumnal trip to Diagon Alley with her friends, a Missed Connection describing Hermione appears in the Daily Prophet's Personals column. Who could have left it? Hermione's mad with curiosity, but the identity of the sender remains a mystery. Harry knows, but wild hippogriffs couldn't drag it out of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In The Town Of Tokyo by DuckyNinja reviews
It was just supposed to be a one-night stand but who knew it would only take them seven days to become engaged. "You need a woman in your life Sasuke." "I do have one." Sakura's face was marred with shock, "You do? who is it?" he returned her gaze, "You."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,785 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My True Love's Kiss by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura Uzumaki Naruto's younger sister is finally dating Sasuke and they are finding that the sex, the love, and the relationship are great. But of course obstacles will insure and they will find that True Love has a lot more coming for them. -Sequel-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Burning stares by FromGreenEyesToGold reviews
Bella detest the ground Edward Cullen walks on and Edward cant stand her but, finds Humor in her hot headed ways. When they witness something together that makes Bella breakdown and show her not so tough girl skin an unspoken bond begins to form between the two rivals. And the worst thing that could happen in their eyes happens...They begin to enjoy each others company!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Breathe by RZZMG reviews
One night was all they'd had, and then they'd parted ways... Eight months after their painful break-up, Draco Malfoy runs into Hermione Granger in Diagon Alley, and receives the surprise of his life. It's time for him to man up, because he's about to become a father! Dramione romance-drama. 2012 Hawthorn & Vine Treasured Tropes Fest entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Owl Post by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'OWL POST'. Post-Hogwarts,EWE. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Small, But Powerful Moments by RZZMG reviews
To love in this life is to do so in small, powerful moments. Draco's about to learn that lesson at the hands of the one witch he's wanted for years… and he'll lose not only his virginity in the doing, but his heart as well. Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger/Dramione. Romance-Drama-HotShag. One-shot. 2012 Deflower Draco Fest entry! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kiss Her You Know What, Sasuke by Rainy Downpour reviews
Sakura was fed up with Sasuke's actions. The only way she would forgive him is if he would kiss her you know what. SasuSaku ItaHana and other pairings inside. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Table for Two by Aria Illusine reviews
Itachi wanted to have some time to himself after a clan meeting. Sakura had had a rough day at the clinic. They both wanted dinner at the same restaurant. But when said restaurant had only one table open when they arrived, the two acquaintances were thrown together to find that perhaps neither had really wanted to sit alone. NonMass ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The First Five Times by Lara Zed reviews
Hermione and Percy aren't even dating, so why do they keep ending up in bed with each other? Rated M for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Percy W., Hermione G. - Complete
My Neighbour Uchiha Sasuke by ApplelovesApples reviews
"I hate you Uchiha" she spat. "No you don't." She raised a brow at that. "If you did, you would have moved years ago." He responded "Trust me, I'll be moving far, far away from you by the end of this year." She glared with her arms crossed over her chest. "Good luck with that" he smirked before walking away. REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ashiteru by katthecat12 reviews
SasuSaku smut, lemons, and anything else you can think of like that. Kiba's dare to Sasuke to 'do it' with Sakura turns into something of a wild adventure full of tears, love, laughs, and life. WARNING: EXTREME ADULT CONTENT! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,215 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Amongst Hell Are Angels by AnimeCountDown reviews
She seeks revenge. He seeks an heir. Maybe they could work together and find something worth a little bit more. SakuraXItachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,254 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Beyond Words by Blue Rose 01 reviews
Because there are some things that even the greatest of geniuses cannot put into words. ItaSaku, Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,023 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Of Strawberry Condoms and Unwanted Interruptions by HauntedMoonlight reviews
In which Sakura's one horny girl, Sasuke learns more than he wants to know, and Naruto's just plain Naruto. SasuSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Closeted Affair by Dotti3 reviews
If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Empire: A Family Affair by Zeta Kizzy reviews
The rulers of the Saiyan Empire have more to deal with than just political affairs. They have to deal with their own relationship, a whimsical son, a pretentious daughter, and a little thing called sibling rivalry.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,680 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bulma, Vegeta
Change of Heart by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
When Sakura said he'd need to make a few changes in his life for health reasons, Sasuke was less than enthusiastic. But with Sakura lending a hand, change might not be so bad. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Law of the Library by WeasleyForMe reviews
When the librarian goes head-to-head with the bookworm, who will come out on top? Hermione/Percy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
The Best Man's Best Friends by golden doe reviews
"I can't believe you're getting married, Forehead!" "That would be because I'm not, Pig" "I mean you didn't even tell me you're engaged! Much less have a boyfriend!" Glare. "You know I don't." "So imagine my surprise when I got the wedding invitation in my mail today." "WHAT?"... "I can't believe my best friends are getting married and I'm the best man too-ttebayo!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The P E R F E C T Boyfriend List by KYUUxKYUU reviews
Ino decided to pick out a "boy-toy" for her seemingly single best friend Sakura via list of "requirements". Little does she know Sakura already has the perfect boyfriend... "Sasuke Uchiha if you don't pick up that phone right now no sex for a week!" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha Connect Chat by KYUUxKYUU reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have a random, fluffy conversation via Konoha Connect chat site. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Belong to Me by Kjpanny Kjchristie17 reviews
A work accident renders Fred as a five year old child. Dealing with a work emergency, George leaves his twin in the care of Hermione. Chaos occurs when the five-year old Fred decides that 'My-nee belongs to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 123 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dating While Intoxicated by Dotti3 reviews
When it comes to two irrational and hormonal shinobi, alcohol is the last thing they need. After a drinking contest gets out of hand, the village of Konoha find this out the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Perfect Porcelain by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ They were nineteen and nervous. They were twenty and hormonal. They were twenty-one and crazy about each other. This is the evolution of their bond after his return. Post-canon. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Spying on Sasuke by SecretFanGirl.ox reviews
Naruto and Sakura think Sasuke is up to something, so they decide to spy on them, but how much will they learn? Rated M for adult themes. Bad summery.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sword Stealing by Boriqua-chan reviews
She would probably die for this, but eh. Why does she care? She's having the time of her goddamned life. -Minor SasuSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
friend zone by golden doe reviews
Uchiha Sasuke's word of advise? "Never ever use subtlety to woo Miss Oblivious. It doesn't work."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fine Dining by myfavoriteloser reviews
It's kind of hard to impress your girlfriend's parents when her brother won't stop making eyes at you from across the dinner table
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gatorade by KYUUxKYUU reviews
Sakura leaned back in her seat, arms crossed. "That's the butt-wipe who stole my Gatorade." Ino's eyes widened and she dramatically gasped. "You straddled Sasuke Uchiha?" SasuSaku Gatorade Fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Corset by themissmary reviews
Sakura is getting dressed for tonight's feast and Sasuke walks in. Plus some sexy times and pointless discussions about corsets.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Company of Dragons by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Hermione revels in her newfound passion for dragons – and their Keeper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Foundations by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Sakura AU. She tells him that he isn't like the boy she remembers. He suggests that maybe that's because he isn't that boy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Heartbound by Orange Sherbet reviews
Sasuke's thoughts as Sakura walks down the aisle towards his former best friend. ::narusaku/sasusaku::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anatomy Lab by sasusaku779 reviews
Sakura's had Sasuke's help in lecture and now he decides to get involved in lab!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by HardlyFatal reviews
Inoue Orihime is dead and living in Kuchiki Byakuya's house. How likely is it for the nicest human on the planet, who also happens to be smokin' hot, to fall for an emotionally constipated elitist snob? COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Orihime I., Byakuya K. - Complete
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The deal by Isuzu Hime reviews
It's been 3 years since Sasuke defeated his brother and he now lives a peaceful life in Konoha. It's time for him to rebuilt his clan, but it takes two to have children. SxS and others minor pairings. Rated M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,586 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Secret by cocoablossom reviews
Sakura wants to know Itachi's secret to his silky, smooth hair. Itachi is all too eager to show her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Emerald Dresses and Broken Zippers by HauntedMoonlight reviews
"Please? Pretty please with sugar on it?" "Absolutely not." "But I need to see how it looks!" "Then find a girl!" Self-control only goes so far, even for a certain steely Uchiha. SasuSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Chance by xoxo1159285 reviews
There was no way in hell Sakura would let him get what he always wanted. Sakura isn't the one to back down. Itachi always loved a challenge. He was just going to have to work for it... Let the games begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
I Need A Boy by golden doe reviews
Like every other girl, she needs a boy. Preferably someone sexy, free and single.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Boy Guide by Sharinganblossom reviews
Holy Abercrombie model...yea this is going to be a long summer. Watch Sakura as she struggles to survive in her huge new home, and befriend the unfriendly Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,957 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Center of Attention by cocoablossom reviews
Sasuke has been feeling neglected and Sakura knows just the remedy for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After All This Time by Not Your Girl 555 reviews
Summary Inside! But trust me, it's good. AND OF COURSE! RATED M FOR A REASON GUYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,826 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Eavesdropping by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Sasuke overhears an interesting conversation and decides to take action, wanting to see the now cold and composed Sakura flustered at least once more. Little does he know that he will be the one rendered speechless.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/19/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Olympic by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'OLYMPIC'. Post-Hogwarts, Epilogue compliant. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. WON THIRD PLACE in the July 2012 competition! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweetest Downfall by ohwhatsherface reviews
And now she's just sitting around with his broken body waiting for her poison to run its course and kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Present by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
.SasuSaku. For Tsunade's Birthday. "Get me grandchildren," Tsunade declared and Sakura slipped and fell backwards. Smooth, Sakura, smooth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
You've Been Prank'd by HauntedMoonlight reviews
Misunderstandings amount to nothing, especially on April Fool's Day. SasuSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unconventional by Callista Miralni reviews
Her Organic Chemistry notes were the most prized and rarest item in their failing class. For Uchiha Sasuke, the note taker was much more difficult to obtain than her silly notes. SasuSaku, AU. For SasuSaku Month 2012
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Oh, the Joys of Dentistry! by KYUUxKYUU reviews
"I want to be a dentist so I can do your mouth." That...was NOT what I meant to say. -because Sasuke just isn't Sasuke if he doesn't win and embarrass himself in the process. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cherry Weasel by verabeachylucia reviews
Since the dawn of time the Uchiha have put friends and enemies alike under a spell with their Sharingan. But what happens when a certain medic unknowingly puts the Uchiha prodigy under a spell with her own mesmerizing eyes? "I will have her."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,838 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Wedding Bells by myfavoriteloser reviews
Sasuke didn't see how it was fair that he got yelled at for not wanting to partake in his older brother's sham of a wedding to some home-wrecking harlot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Photographs by themissmary reviews
Sakura and Sasuke are alone at his house. Sakura is checking photographs, Sasuke is sleeping and Itachi walks in, what could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dream of Home by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Chakra depleted and severely injured, Sasuke finds his lifeline, and is not surprised to realize that it is her. After all, it has always been her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
House of Cards by JaneDoe39 reviews
"Not inside the house," she told him by way of answer. "Then why'd you buy them?" he pulled the cigarette away, throwing it haphazardly onto the table. "Because I thought you were dead. But now you're not, so rules still apply." He said something that sounded suspiciously like, "Damn man can't smoke in his own damn house," but died away under the press of her lips against his.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 140,844 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love Rush by Tsugi no mai hakuren reviews
"I'm not having sex with you." she whispered. Sasuke pulled her against him. He bent down, his breath coming out in puffs over her ear. "Why not?...No one can pleasure you like I can." One shot. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Halloween Night by Moonlight-ah reviews
It's Halloween in Konoha and Sasuke challenges Sakura to a game. Sakura and Sasuke finally get the treat they've been waiting for all these years after. SasuSaku! One-shot! Rated M for swearing, and a lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blend of Color by JinnySkeans reviews
Do you miss the blend of color she left in your black and white field?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fools by MarzSpy reviews
Because when it came down to it, they were all Fools. Her for loving him, him for undermining her, and him for wanting her. One-shot one-sided itaxsaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
your place in my heart is the whole of my heart by arabesque05 reviews
A sasusaku: Sasuke makes a pie chart of his heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Flirt by Blue Rose 01 reviews
In which Itachi learns how to flirt. Theme #30: Flirt of the 50 shinobi theme challenge. ItaSaku, Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Friend Zone by SkySamuraiGirl reviews
He desperately wanted to get out of the friend zone and he didn't care if she had a jerk-faced boyfriend. He was Sasuke Uchiha for crying out loud, a person who was known for never backing down. AU One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
As Sick as a Dog by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Actions speak louder than words. And she realized that day, it was her presence that he wanted, and not her treatment.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
sparks fly by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Maybe she's just too drunk or maybe she just likes him that much. Either way, when they hold hands, sparks fly. Literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Step at a Time by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. "Look, Sasuke, I'm willing to try to work with you again, but keep your damn snake away from me, alright?" It was so easy to make assumptions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
literacy by Carmie-chan reviews
In which you express your feelings through a dictionary because you're not the best conversationalist. For SasuSaku Month. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfect Stranger by JiffyKate reviews
A girl in a bar and the worst pick-up lines you've ever heard. How will this night end? Our entry in the FicThisGif anonymous contest. O/S BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mommy Complex by Sgt. Pierrot reviews
Something about the way his five year old son with pink hair lying possessively on his mommy's lap, his wife, irked him very much. Oh look, he's glaring and just stuck his tongue out. How cute. Non-mass. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hide and Seek by HauntedMoonlight reviews
Sakura and Sasuke are in love-it's just that they don't know it. "There is enough lust in here to cut with a knife. Why can't they admit they love each other already and skip to the naughty part?" SasuSaku OneShot PREVIOUSLY TITLED LUST.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 10,622 - Follows: 5,861 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fanboys by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was totally in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto and Shikamaru totally knew that. Now if only Sasuke would agree with them...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spit by hotoffthefryer reviews
Sasuke decides to test if you can really run out of spit with Sakura on one hot summer day. By licking her. He really doesn't care if she doesn't like it; whatever gets the point proven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hands by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
"It's definitely those huge boobs!" as Genma would so interestingly put it. Short KakaSaku fluff...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Release the Dango, Uchiha! by Lherien reviews
Mikoto is having problems with her eldest son, Uchiha Itachi. She asks for help from a certain pink-haired medic. Having bad health eating habits coming from the stoic Uchiha is already bad enough for Sakura when he suddenly finds an interest in her. Bad Summary. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hard to Get by myohhhmy reviews
Bad girl Bella may be a little much to take for one unsuspecting vampire when she arrives in Forks in this uber naughty take on Twilight. Rated MA for lemons, language, and UST. BxE Ooc . Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,057 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Benefits of Horror Movies by HauntedMoonlight reviews
Sakura's not amused after watching The Exorcist. In fact, she's so freaked, she convinces a reluctant Sasuke to stay the night, just in case. But exactly how much self-control does Sasuke possess? SasuSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate Technique by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Little Get-Together. Naruto shows off his new jutsu. The result is not quite anything Itachi or Sakura expect to see. 50-shinobi Theme 31: Sexy-No-Jutsu. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Eight Herculean Weeks by Driven To Desire Challenge reviews
A new intern may cost Edward his job, will he have the strength to keep his hands off of her for eight weeks or will he give in and have his wicked way with her? Oh did I mention that the intern is his boss' daughter?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Better Think Twice by tickledpinkstamper reviews
Too much alcohol and a couple of drunken encounters at different times with different people normally doesn't make for twins. Or does it? Better Think Twice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,504 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Breathless Sort of Attraction by WellHowAboutThat reviews
Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 165 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Last Chance by TheGnRFangirl reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have been separeated for five years. Sakura is seventeen and is engaged to someone else. Sasuke only has on last chance to get back his lover. Rated M for character death and future lemons. -hiatus- (some issues came up)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,537 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
That's Gross by KYUUxKYUU reviews
Sakura and Sasuke aren't very fond of public displays of affection... but that doesn't mean they can't be a little hypocritical! SasuSaku KibaIno NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Darkness by e v i l - m u f f i n - 8 reviews
Sasuke let out a breath; something close to a sigh. "I've achieved my goal. Itachi is dead. If Konoha wishes me dead as well then so be it."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,538 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teasing Pleasure by Yuma'sCarrotDick reviews
She was sick of him teasing her and calling her names all day long. His weakness was obvious; pure lust. Sick of being teased, Sakura flips the tables on him. What has Hidan gotten himself into? Warning: LEMON and LANGUAGE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Labels by KYUUxKYUU reviews
Sakura doesn't like labels very much but after lunch with a certain raven-haired emo she might find at least one she wouldn't mind too much... SasuSaku T for Teenagers and Tora High
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12699 - Favs: 4,157 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Creepy by Expressive Dissonance reviews
What the heck made Gaara so freaking unnerving? GaaSaku. Reposted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Finally, Sasuke! by KYUUxKYUU reviews
"Only if you admit you like me." "Maybe a little." Finally! For an Uchiha you really are slow. Jealousy, distraction, and Icha Icha Paradise. Super long one-shot with bonus story included. SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Adventures of Ramen Man and Dango Boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 165 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mary Syndrome by Expressive Dissonance reviews
"Are you implying that I raped you?" Sakura asked in disbelief. A drunken night leaves Sakura with a bun in the oven and on a wild goose chase. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Pinky Promise by Runaway Wordette reviews
It all begins with two five year olds who share a pinky promise to be best friends forever. Now those two five year olds are juniors. Will new unknown feelings, jealous brothers, and highschool drama tear them a part? Or will it tie them together in new ways?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,412 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Scarlet Letters by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Crazy Silly Love by SlanderousDoll reviews
And as his bride walks down the aisle, he begins seeing a different face. A girl with pink hair and green eyes, specifically. AU. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Lovely by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU "Is she your girlfriend?" The old man asked. "We're not fond of labels." He replied. "She's lovely." said the old man. The corner of Sasuke's lips twitched upward, forcing a sliver of a smile onto his face. "She is."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Obvious, Tiny, Little Baby Hiccup by RZZMG reviews
One desperate Minister running for re-election. One feisty witch who could make him the perfect wife. Who will win the battle of sexes? Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger. 2012 Dramione Couples Remix entry, based on "Love Actually" movie. Romance/Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,825 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Meeting by JustForkIt reviews
They've known each other for years but never actually met. Through IMs, phone calls, and text messaging they've become best friends. But what happens with Bella takes an unexpected job opportunity that will put them both in the same town?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,366 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
Loving Couple by Expressive Dissonance reviews
Among other things, Gaara and Sakura are a very loving couple. Rated T for language and sexual implications.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
I Need A Girl by golden doe reviews
When some random dude grabs Sakura and begs her to be his girlfriend in front of student body, she didn't really have a choice but to say yes. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pillow Talk by K. Ly reviews
"This is the last time I will be able to get into bed with you," Draco said. "You sound disappointed." Draco sneaks into Hermione's bed the night before she is supposedly getting married. Primarily fluffy goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Resigned Advice For Hard Times by DiabloFenrirCerberus reviews
Non-massacre! Itachi never knew Sakura had such an amusing way with words.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
What happens in Vegas by Kicho-Keynote reviews
The gang is getting together in the one and only City of Sin, Las Vegas!And they know just as well as anyone else that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.So what Sakura did there, stayed there. "What we did that day doesn't apply back in Japan!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,864 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Melvin by ElsiMate reviews
In which Sakura talks about dresses, boobs and coffee to the only man around. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It all started with a kiss by SakuraStories reviews
Kakashi gives Sakura her first of many kisses ... Best possible summary. Rated m for a reason. No one under 18 please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Rebound by MaPetite-cricket reviews
He worked with her for years until one day he finally noticed her. Genma only thought he was asking her out for a drink but it turned into so much more. A one-shot based off my fic Opheliac. Warning: rated M for language, themes, and a graphic lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Genma S., Sakura H. - Complete
Red Dress by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura has a massive crush on Kakashi but doesn't have the courage to tell him. Even a sexy dress and flirting doesn't seem to help. When she's alone and lonely, thoughts of him are all she has to keep warm. Written for the Big Bang challenge. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Necessities by Kashi-Cookie-Monster reviews
Sakura can get rather grumpy when she's missing one of her life's necessities. What can dear Kakashi-Sensei do to help?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Rosary by Accio Uchiha reviews
And while the thought vaguely crossed her mind that right now her hands were holding up a talking decapitated head directly above her own, the first words that came out of Sakura's frowning mouth were, "Is that your natural hair color?" Seriously M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hidan, Sakura H.
I know you want this by ilovetimbits reviews
Hidan and Sakura. Rated for LEMON and hidans foul mouth
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Introduce People with Thoughtful Details by Captainraychill reviews
To Hermione Granger's great irritation, Draco Malfoy mocks her newest social skill. One-shot Dramione romantic comedy, inspired by Bridget Jones' Diary. Dramione Couples Remix Fest 2012, 2nd Place, Participants Choice Award. Thanks to my beta, icicle33!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Design For Life by Tardis19 reviews
He's a shy library clerk. She's an outspoken tattoo artist. They come from two different worlds, but they're both looking for the same thing. Can they survive the danger that is lurking nearby and have their happy ever after?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,583 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
She will be a Weasley by recycledsmiles reviews
Molly has always wanted her to be a Weasley. But if Ron couldn't give her what she wants, maybe Fred could. *EDITED ON JULY 2015*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,474 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Stranger by SakuraStories reviews
Who keeps sneaking into Sakura's room at night? Lemon, 18 please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The One by Angie-san reviews
Uchiha Itachi always believed Haruno Sakura to be beneath his notice. But a chance encounter with the pink haired kunoichi reveals his error and gives him a chance to remedy his mistake in the most unexpected of ways. AU, Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lifetime It Is by Angie-san reviews
Follow up to The One. Nine months into Itachi and Sakura's fictional courtship Akatsuki make their move and Sakura's mother forces the pair into a corner, leaving Itachi no choice but to make a decision or risk losing Sakura completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sexy and I Know It by hotoffthefryer reviews
In which Sakura discovers that Sasuke definitely knows he's sexy. And he's happy about it. Drabble. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Her Company by Cinma reviews
AU. Kiba's finally got the girl, but he's got one problem: getting her to admit it. With her new anthropology partner in the picture, things are getting a little bit more complicated. No one ever said dating Haruno Sakura would be easy. KibaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - [Kiba I., Sakura H.]
Hot Water by WellHowAboutThat reviews
It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 167 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Let the Games Begin by PlayingKitti2011 reviews
Bella is the badass new girl at her new prep school and she doesn't plan on making any friends. That is until she finds herself in a steamy situation with Mr. Popular himself. What's a girl to do with that? Play with him, of course. AH. Rated M for lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,450 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
More Than Anything by JinnySkeans reviews
The Hokage is surprised by a late night visitor. Even more so by his request. SasuSaku drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Attracted to a Weasley by aForgottenWeasley reviews
Hermione finds out she is not muggleborn like she always thought she was. She has magical blood running through her veins; Veela blood to be exact! When some traits of hers kick in, what's a girl to do when she finds her mate in a Weasley?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,368 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hidden Affections by Bite Me Anyday reviews
Bella is the captain cheerleader and Edwards a star quarterback. What can happen when perfect enemies come to find affection for each other? How can these sex experts inquire their actions? To find true love, a few naughty games must happen first..XD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,749 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
Blooming Rain by Azhwi reviews
A doctor's pager is a tool for emergencies, not for summoning authority to argue with. Tell that to the newest patient on Sakura's roster. AU. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Celtic Magick by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'CELTIC MAGICK'. Post-Hogwarts,A/U. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. WON SECOND PLACE in the March 2012 competition! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Clan Galas and Drunken Hokages by eskeflowne reviews
A drunken Hokage and a sexy ANBU captain was not what Sakura anticipated when attending a clan Gala...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rabbit Heart by KitsuShel reviews
When a stalker gets too close to rockstar Izzy Dwyer, she makes a choice that brings her back to her hometown and leads her on a journey full of new love and friendships.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,174 - Reviews: 6887 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
Forbidden by Enodia reviews
Sometimes what you see is what you get. Sometimes not. Sometimes only a select few know what really goes on behind the scenes. Sakura and Shikamaru are both aware of this and they prefer to keep some secrets to themselves. Shikasaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Reason: Un Peu Bourrée by serenity-touched reviews
Sakura experiences her first time drinking a little too much. Rated for Language and Adult Themes. Modern Day AU. Oneshot. KakaSaku. Based from my current ongoing story. You don't have to know it to read, but just a small treat for those who have.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2012 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Skaters & Lovers by sakurablossom95 reviews
Sasuke's new to Konoha and new to Sakura will there love set place or will they set fire to it. Hahaha Karin Bashing!. "Show me what it is to love." He smirked. "Love me to let me show you." Skaters & Lovers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3378 - Favs: 4,436 - Follows: 2,566 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Poor Substitute by MaPetite-cricket reviews
A brief encounter in a cave after a mission has Sakura confused. Neji on the other hand knows what he wants, and he wants her, but will she want him when the one person she never thought she'd see again comes back? WARNING:Rated M for adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4744 - Favs: 4,264 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Charades by RaInxDrOps reviews
Team Seven and Itachi's ANBU team spend the night at the same Inn. For Sakura, who is the only girl present, things are not looking too pretty. ItachixSaku, Non-mass, One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh My Veela! by Charmed Sweetly reviews
Warning: Veelas are strong, passionate and possessive. Don't get in the way. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,833 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Follow me Home by randompenmenship reviews
someone is stalking our pink haired medic who could it be? Maybe, it's her secret boyfriend Uchiha Itachi read to find out more nonmass
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
twosided marriage by Ghoster.Z reviews
He's petting my stomach and calling it a strong boy, a healthy boy, a good boy who will listen to mommy even when she threatens bodily harm to daddy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Pretend for a Night by Lara Zed reviews
Fred volunteers to help Hermione with an uncomfortable situation. But what happens when playing pretend gets a little too real? Post-Hogwarts, AU, FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,910 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Itachi's weakness by thelandofmakebelieve reviews
Sakura now an ANBU has one problem. Itachi is her captain. Not only does she have to deal with Itachi's ego but his protectiveness as well. And what will Shikamaru do when he hears about this matter? Rated M just in case. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,165 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Itachi U. - Complete
NOT THE AMERICAN AVERAGE by NeonJay reviews
SASORI AND SAKURA LEMON . NUFF SAID.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete