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The secret wife by Shakespearenarutostyle reviews
"The thing is, Mrs. Uchiha, I am weird, I am really bizarre, like extinct species bizarre, it's crazy, but for some odd reason," She barked a laugh, "With some miracle, your son loves me, and I love him, too, I don't know what that changes for you, but that's the truth, and the only truth I know." AU MATURE CONTENT SASUSAKU RATED M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,409 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 22h - Published: 3/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
An Indispensable Assistant by TayMor reviews
Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,983 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.
Fixing Fragments by ParaKayC reviews
"Just let me, okay?...Let me make it up to you." Sasuke whole-heartedly spelled out. An anthology of mending the pieces, reinventing relationships, morning walks, words left unsaid, bachelor parties and even voyeurism. (POST 699 / POST WAR)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 7/10 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Sakura Uchiha and Family by Golden Destiny reviews
Sasuke is back in Konoha. Sakura refuses to forgive him. But what will happen when they are forced to pretend as parents of three children. Will the children make them realise their love for each other? How long will they deny their feels for each other? M-rated for future lemons. (Sasu*Saku), (Naru*Hina), (Shika*Ino)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,982 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 5/5 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Tsubasa by Ailu Chan reviews
"If I didn't know you, I'd think you're flirting with me." "You don't know me," he said. "...exactly." In a world where she is innocent, kind and lonely, and he is ruthless, merciless and a shinobi, they met. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,659 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Under the Heir by thealmightyneko reviews
Sakura finally gets an opportunity to enter ANBU and is assigned to a team under a certain Uchiha. She learns that her placement was not arbitrary. The circumstances just happened to fit perfectly and she carries out a mission of her own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 146,302 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Skin by Craft Rose reviews
After a particularly messy breakup, Hermione throws caution to the wind and volunteers to do a bit of nude modelling for a Muggle art class. As you do. It's all fine and dandy, until she learns her sworn enemy is one of the students.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 5/14 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Ignition by Einna Fletcher reviews
When a guarded black-haired boy meets a gritty pink-haired girl, expectations aren't always reality. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,702 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
From Detention to Desire by Twihardforever627 reviews
He's the school hottie, cocky and arrogant. She's the school nerd, loner extraordinaire. She hates him. He doesn't know who she is. At first. What happens after one particular detention class? ExB. All human. Eventual lemons. First fic ever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,945 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Bella, Edward
Sharp encounter by Those-carrots reviews
Itachi and Shisui Uchiha are both the pride of the fire country. Sakura is the apprentice of the 5th Hokage herself. Yet team seven still treats the pinket as if she were too weak to go on what they called 'dangerous missions'. Could Itachi and Shisui some how help Sakura with her small or huge dilemma? OC *Non-massacre* Itachi/Sakura Continued!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Little Touches by monophobian reviews
Things change, people change, feelings change. Sometimes, small moments (and perverted friends) show the way. Connected drabbles from KakaSaku week on Tumblr.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 7/7 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.]
Crimson & Clover by Craft Rose reviews
A collection of (naughty and shamelessly unresolved) drabbles, between our favourite witch and wizard. If any of the drabbles strike your fancy, let me know. I'll see if I can turn them into one-shots, or more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 5/2 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
My Best Friend's Brother by myownlittleinfinity reviews
Bella Swan has just started her junior year of high school. She had always admired her best friend's older brother, Edward, from afar. But now that they are in the same AP Bio class, can she get him to notice her? Has he always? All Human, AU, perhaps a bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,132 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Bella, Edward]
Crazy Like That by planetblue reviews
Cause she is fire. The hottest, deadliest kind of fire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,410 - Reviews: 5257 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 5/7 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imprévu by JinnySkeans reviews
It's how you play the cards you're dealt. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,053 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Birthday Surprise by PaigeyD93 reviews
After a drunken confession to her two best friends, Sakura finds them more than willing to act out her most intimate fantasy. This just might end up being Sakura's favourite birthday present, ever! Shisui/Sakura/Itachi threesome. Warnings inside, R&R Please! RATED M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 3/9 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Celebrity Status by Einna Fletcher reviews
Sasuke and Sakura's lives revolve around music, and the craziness that comes with fame. Romance is the last thing they want to deal with. The problem: they can't seem to stay away from each other. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,514 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 1/25 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Scrabble Drabble by brown.eyelashes reviews
"knifes? What the fuck is knifes?" "Well it's the plural of knife-" "That's knives." -Sasusaku. OITNB AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the games we play by shannaringan reviews
AU. When your best friend lets you climb up his window at four in the morning, you can can't just go asking if he loves you. / for ssmonth15d4
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Play Time by Shinrin-kun reviews
Sakura wants to spice things up in the bedroom with her husband and what better way than roleplay. Sasuke just happens to approve of her idea. [SASUxSAKU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/3 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Nymphomania by PaigeyD93 reviews
Nymphomania: Uncontrollable or excessive sexual desire in a woman. Basically a series of one-shots where Sakura is paired with various characters (which are listed inside). All of which are rated M for language and other adult material. Collaboration with the ever lovely 'Burnt Red'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 3/7 - Sakura H., Gaara, Shisui U., Hidan
The First Time by MizukiYukiko reviews
The first time he saw her, he was nine and she was five. The first time he talked to her, she was twelve and he was seventeen. The first time he took real note of her, she was fifteen and he was nineteen. Little did he know that such inconsequential meetings would change everything he thought, felt, and did. ItachiXSakura. AU Non-Massacre. 50 shinobi theme #40. Heartstrings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,837 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
In the Arms of Her Dragon by Wolf Blossom reviews
"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,025 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 4,334 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Assignment by mitsuki191 reviews
What happens when Kakashi assigns Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura a three day special assignment due to lack of teamwork? Team 7 sleepover at the Uchiha mansion riles up some passion, humor, drinking, and games. Will they bond as a team again? Read and find out. Rated M for many Lemons. Mostly SasuSaku, some NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,089 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/1 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
I'mma make you beg for it by LH-Angel reviews
She leaned in close to him and whispered in his ear "I'mma make you beg for it," she took a step back and avoided the arm that he extended out to reach for her. She slowly backed away from him, as a smirk appeared on her lips. His eyes swallowed her completely and a predatory smile materialized on his lips, as he walked after her with slow, but determined steps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/21 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
And Then There Was One by L.uca Kerberos reviews
The last thing that Haruno Sakura needed in her life was an overbearing brother who showed up out of nowhere to take control of her love life. Sakura x Variety. AU Non-Massacre
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 5/30 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Kiba I.
Strange Attractions by proserandom reviews
Everybody knows epic love stories happen in apartment complexes. Good thing she found the right building. [For SSM 2014]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,747 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Queen of Fist by HRH-The-Otaku-Queen reviews
"I need you to help me with something," Sasuke said calmly, staring Sakura straight in the eye. She smiled and held out her hand for him to take. She knew he wouldn't take it, but the gesture had to mean something to her former teammate. "Whatever it is, Sasuke, I'll help you." "I need you..." He turned his head away and folded his arms. "To help me rebuild the Uchiha clan."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 193,714 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Poker Face by Sariasprincy reviews
It was just a weekend in Vegas; a weekend of fun. And somehow she was in his bed and enjoying every minute of it…at least until the morning. Modern. Las Vegas. One-shot. RATED M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Early Mornings by SweetNothingz reviews
Mornings could become Sakura's favorite time of day ;)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Guilty Passion by princesshyuuga01 reviews
It is common knowledge that whatever happens in Suna does NOT very often remain in Suna. In fact, what happened in Suna left Sakura pregnant with the child of a man to whom she could pin no name. Will they succumb to the pressures of family tradition and broken friendships or can they really turn one night of passion into a lifetime of love for the sake of their child? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,492 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 9/20/2011 - [Sakura H., Neji H.]
It All Started with Kiss Cam by MissGreenEyes93 reviews
Bella Swan is given a Basketball ticket by her best friend Rose and she attends the game with Edward, a friend of Rose's husband. Love springs from a Kiss Cam that wins Edward and Bella a Holiday. All Human. E/B, R/E, A/J. Canon pairings. All romance and fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 7/13/2014 - [Bella, Edward] [Rosalie, Emmett]
Feline Fun by cleotheo reviews
A run in with Harry and Ron leaves Draco in an unusual condition. While trying to find help, he discovers a secret the Head Girl has been hiding. Light Hearted One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/2 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You've got Owls by Evilspazcookie reviews
Draco and Hermione both join an anonymous pen pal group. They agree not to exchange any personal information, class, job, blood status, no names. They only know each other by their pen names. Draco and Hermione begin to develop feelings for their penpals, while continuously circling around each other in real life, until one of them figures out who they are really talking to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,401 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 2/23 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sweet Nothings by reneegraham reviews
A series of one-shot prompts; about every and anything. Chapter 7 Summary: A sick Sakura proposes an interest solution to a problem Sasuke has.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 4/12 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
From London, With Love by LucindaRemyMalfoy reviews
It's been almost 5 years since Draco and Hermione have seen each other, but a chance encounter in her store changes all of that...and they have Scorpius to thank for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,513 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Reason by serenity-touched reviews
Sakura has just started her new life in college. Of all the places... why is her ex-teacher sitting next to her in class? KakaSaku. Modern day AU. Chap 49 up. Chapters 1-16 edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,970 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 8/13/2011 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
Seven Minutes by Ms. Chloe River Oswald reviews
Dramione one shot. A fun little game of seven minutes in heaven is always nice, right? (Post war. I might make this into a full, multiple chapter story.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 5/15 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wood: The Ultimate Cure for Boredom by MsSailorman reviews
"In over a century of living, not even an erection. No sexual satisfaction. That would turn any seventeen year old dude into a grouchy piece of s***. But expound that by leaps and bounds and you get me: Edward Cullen, most sexually frustrated person on the f****** planet." So Edward's immortality isn't exactly going to plan . . . until her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,092 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
The 30 Year Old Virgin by Tessela reviews
Marriage and women was not something on Itachi's mind. That scared not only the elders but his father and brother are worried about his asexual behavior and keeps threatening him with an arrange marriage so the last thing he needed was this annoying loud mouth girl stepping into his life and changing everything, even if it's suppose to be for the "better". AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,447 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
SasuSaku Oneshot Haven 3 by UchihaSanNin reviews
"My brother has different tastes." He whispered, leaning down and letting his arms wrap around her waist. Her heartbeat seemed to increase tenfold, panic threatening to take over. His lips feathered across the exposed collarbone and up her throat. Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,193 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Abandoned Parts Of Hogwarts by smoking daisies
Hermione's anger was pretty cute, but Draco's wasn't supposed to be, and when he told someone not to lie he was supposed to be feared. Not giggled at. M for sexual themes. Written for SlytherinPrincessxXx's Dramione Prompt Challenge in HPFC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Naked Man by SoftGray reviews
Draco and Theo know better than to take dating advice from Blaise. But Draco's going through a dry spell and Theo is out for some old-fashioned revenge. And this new plan works two out of three times, guaranteed. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 5/4 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
One-shot: Hidden Desires by XAllthingswritableX reviews
Crookshanks, it seems, is the master of matchmaking. He knows when two people belong together - he has the magic paw so to speak and is able to see the hidden desires that reside deep within those who attend Hogwarts. Therefore, who does he end up pairing together in this short one-shot, despite their differences? Read to find out more...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4 - Hermione G., Draco M., Crookshanks - Complete
Contraband by cleotheo reviews
When McGonagall finds Weasleys Wizard Wheezes products have been brought into her classroom, she decides to check for any more contraband her seventh years are in possession of. What she doesn't expect is for every student in her class to be carrying around something they shouldn't. Fun, One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/30 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hidasaku Door by Black-Minx reviews
Hidan wants to get lucky with a certain pink haired Ninja, but she refuses, what will he do? Rated M for Hidan and "Strong Sexual themes" UPDATE: Deisaku Lemon chapter done!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sakura H., Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Harken's Bell by Lady Kaliska reviews
A woman bound by fate. A life intertwined with those who come in the name of Shinobi of whom she spurned. Was the price of being true to a birth right too steep? Or was blending with those she could never understand the answer to her plight? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 290,044 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
A Friendly Wager by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
"If I win, you have to come clean my house without magic for the next 2 months." I smiled. He smirked. "Fine. But if I win, you have to sleep with me." Both doctors, Draco and Hermione have a lot on their minds. They'll do anything to win this bet- it's time to play dirty. Stitches won't fix this one. (Really ust a story about jokes, unrealistic situations and misguided gambling)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,062 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Operation: Santa's Elves by JonesnInDaHood reviews
When local cop Edward Cullen breaks into Bella Swan's house to stuff her stockings, he gets more than he bargained for. A Christmas TwiFic Drabble dedicated to our readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,818 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All for Charity by cleotheo reviews
At a charity fundraiser for St Mungo's, Hermione runs into her old school friends – who are not at all impressed to find out who Hermione is now married to. Five part reunion story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 3/26 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Restaurant by DaCherry reviews
When Edward returns to help manage his family's restaurant alongside his cousin Alice and her best friend, Bella, sparks fly between Edward and Bella, and not in a good way. At first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,697 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Journal by lightinthedarkness2 reviews
Edward finds Bella's journal and begins to fall in love with the girl he reads about
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,176 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
Heart Aint A Brain by HinatasHelper reviews
What happens when Sakura and Sasuke have to go on missions alone and is Naruto only training with Hinata to get stronger or is there something more? SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,108 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
When Did You Know? by LadiePhoenix007 reviews
It had started as a one time thing but then it became a couple of times a week. Where does it go from here? What has it become? - Mature Rating for language and LEMONS! OOC and Non-epilogue compliant. (DM x HG)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Impeccable Bloody Timing by Ally147 reviews
Blaise braced his hands on the sill of the window to haul himself back to his feet, and immediately froze at the scene playing out through the window. "Oh, for f*ck's sake, Draco!". D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 Do Me Veela Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/27 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Viktor K. - Complete
We Did It by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,454 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/28/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
You and I by Kissme007 reviews
A little something between the resident bookworm and the sexy slytherin prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Future Adventures by cleotheo reviews
During a joint Potions/Charms lesson, Draco is accidentally given an overdose of a potion that will allow him to experience time in the future. During his time in the future he sees plenty of unexpected things, but will he like how his life is going to turn out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/23 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wasted by Queen of Pascalities reviews
He's wearing a tux and I'm sitting naked on a public bathroom floor. This is much more arousing than it probably should be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,354 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The List by FlirtyFlapper reviews
Mikoto is ready for grandchildren. The elders compiled a list of eligible women for Itachi. He isn't looking forward to it but if he must then he shall. He is going to work his way through the list. Surprisingly, a certain kunoichi isn't on it. M-later chapters. Non-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,056 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
Dawning by e v i l - m u f f i n - 8 reviews
Their line of work doesn't give them a lot of time to make mistakes and learn from them. If you make one mistake out there - you're dead, or your teammate is dead. So when you find someone that you can share your fears with, and love until one of you stops breathing, you have to hold on to that. Even if that love is found with the last person you'd ever expect to be there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,650 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Sakura H., Neji H.
The Wedding by cleotheo reviews
Draco and Hermione are getting married, and nearly everyone in their lives has an opinion on the matter. Snippets of people's thoughts as Draco and Hermione tie the knot. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/24 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sharks and Mermaids by demimonde reviews
Sakura Haruno was of the mind that if life gave you lemons, then make lemonade. With this latest arrangement, she really didn't have a choice but to do just that. And maybe, if she was lucky, it would be more sweet than sour. High school AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H., Deidara
The Biggest & Best Thing by merinxD reviews
"Sarada. I'm going to look after you." He murmurs quietly. "I'm going to look after you both." - Short drabble for awesome-4-life on Tumblr, who requested "Sasuke admires Sakura and Sarada after the birth."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Kind of Caught by merinxD reviews
Sakura finds pornography at Sasuke's and it starts a chain of events. Smut. Older time frame, post Sasuke's return. This is a prompt request that I'm uploading from Tumblr. :) If you're offended by adult content please don't read. (short three shot)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 2/20 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Sweet Revenge by The Enchanted Quill reviews
Hermione finds out why people say that revenge tastes sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Different Kind of Bell Test by ambiencealikw reviews
Kakashi tests how determined Sakura is to join ANBU. Sakura has never failed a seduction mission before, and she has no intention of starting now. The whole village takes notice as things begin to heat up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,590 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.]
In For It Now by PrincessLeah80 reviews
"They were coworkers. They were friends. They were friends that occasionally slept together after a few too many drinks at the Leaky Cauldron." EWE, Dramione, rated M for a gratuitous sex scene. This is my WIP with no pressure story, so it won't have a definitive update schedule.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4955 - Favs: 5,023 - Follows: 6,352 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8237 - Favs: 7,565 - Follows: 7,769 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I thought by merinxD reviews
Prompt request: Sasuke is a virgin but Sakura isn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/12 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Jump by merinxD reviews
Sakura wonders if Sasuke is a virgin after she is reminded of his popularity with women. Post canon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/12 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
You by YuukoAzmasaki reviews
"You." He liked teasing her, toying with her. Of course he did, he was 7 years his senior and when he was asked why he didn't have a girlfriend. "It's because," he paused. "I like pink haired girls" Typical casanova. Weren't Uchiha supposed to be a master in flirting?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/11 - Sakura H., Shisui U.
Forest Fire by moor reviews
Mod AU. Sasu x Saku x Ita. A small spark can launch a forest fire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,683 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Theo's Kinks by articcat621 reviews
Every time she receives a note from him she knows she's in for a good time. A very good time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/8 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Uninhibited by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione accidentally drinks an aphrodisiac potion, it leads to an interesting afternoon for the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy. Fun, light hearted one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/5 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Surprise Sex by merinxD reviews
Sakura gets becomes aroused when she catches people having sex in the on call room. She needs to get home to her boyfriend straight away. Prompt requested at my tumblr. Graphic sex and a bit of fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/4 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Question for Papa by merinxD reviews
Sarada asks her papa about kissing on the lips. / Prompt requested at my blog.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Sarada U. - Complete
A-rank by AgNis reviews
So when he's lying in bed, grouchy and cold, careful not to peek his nose from under the covers for fear of freezing it off, she's working at her desk. It's pushed up all the way to the wall furthest from their shared futon – he knows perfectly well it's by design. Apparently concentration isn't easy with your man eyeing you hotly from the bed, waiting for you to finally come.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nothing But Subtle by merinxD reviews
Sakura and Sasuke relax on the roof of her house after work. They have always been subtle, and this moment is no different. / Tumblr prompt.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Papa is funny, isn't he? by merinxD reviews
Sarada knows that her papa shows love differently. "Papa is funny, isn't he Mama?"/ Short tumblr prompt.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Sarada U. - Complete
Wanted: REVISED by I.Think.Im.In.Wonderland reviews
Looking him directly into his eyes biting her lip sexily. "Don't you want me sensei?" She breathed. SakuKaka. Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/28 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Heat by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
An unfortunate potions mishap leads to more fortunate results. Dramione. PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/26 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
By happenstance by MurakamiGirl reviews
After a car crash seemingly being both of their faults, they never would have imagined that this would happen. A.U. One-shot. Rated M for Lemons and raunchy language.. Read for more details!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26 - [Sakura H., Hidan] Akatsuki - Complete
Secret Rendezvous by cleotheo reviews
While at a hotel, Lavender is shocked to see Hermione checking into the hotel as Mrs Potter. Are the two friends really having a secret affair, or is there something else going on? Two part mini story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/20 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7003 - Favs: 6,380 - Follows: 7,230 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Jaunt Down Memory Lane by Craft Rose reviews
During her morning jog around the neighbourhood, Hermione Granger runs into Draco Malfoy. So begins their friendship turned romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Endless Possibilities by the.terrorist reviews
Anthology. Sasu/Saku. Sasuke, Sakura, and the Uchiha family. o7: girls' night out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Sarada U.
My Life With You by Edward's Eternal reviews
At the young age of six, they walked down the aisle for the first time. Twenty years later they did it again. This time was forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 373 - Published: 1/15 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Some Like It Hot & Some Like It From Behind by vakarian honour reviews
Hermione throws caution to the wind and makes Draco an offer he can't refuse. (One-Shot/Post-Hogwarts/Rough Sex). Co-written with irl homie Craft Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/14 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4588 - Favs: 4,549 - Follows: 5,720 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Misunderstood by cleotheo reviews
Eavesdropping isn't the most reliable of ways to discover what's going on in your friend's life, as Harry and Ron discover while paying a visit to the head dorms. Fun, light-hearted One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/5 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Spar Me To Heaven by HinatasHelper reviews
My feet made light smacks on the hardwood floor as I walked to the bedroom. He sat at the edge of the bed with a bottle of sake in his hand. "You're late Sakura"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,665 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bad Habits are the Hardest to Break by lovelysummergirl reviews
Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha cannot stand each other. They're always arguing and competing. When one of their professors gets fed up with their antics, he talks to the dean of the university, who decides to put them on the student-run radio show to "learn to cooperate". AU sasusaku ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Ino Y.
If I told you I love you, would you say it back? by Beth Weasley Snape reviews
"Don't storm away from me like that, Malfoy!" "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't? You clearly don't need me as much as you made out." "Of course I do, you complete moron!" "Then answer this question, Granger. If I told you I love you, would you say it back?" Hermione and Draco are an unlikely couple, but they've both struggled. Can they bury the hatred and make it work?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Three Words by the.terrorist reviews
Anthology. Sasu/Saku. Just in how many ways can Sasuke realize that he's loved her all along? 33: new year's eve
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/18/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Bella and Edward Get Stoned by asad.jaleel reviews
Update: 3/19/15: Someone asked if I was high when I wrote this. I don't get high and I was sober. If this is me sober, you can imagine how dangerous I would be on drugs. Experimentation with weed gets a little out of hand.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Bella, Edward
A Lovers Muse by missmandymalfoy reviews
Dumbledore introduces a Bonding Class, a class in which students are randomly put into groups of 6 and have to live with each other for 42 days. When 4 Gryffindors, 1 Ravenclaw, and a Slytherin are paired together, especially with that Slytherin being Draco Malfoy, will they all survive the 6 weeks in such close quarters? Or will tensions become too much? Not HBP/DH compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,521 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving! *First Place and Funniest Popular Vote in the Twilight of Craigslist Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
coaching the lord of scowls by shannaringan reviews
When Coach Kizashi Haruno had a mild stroke and was forced to stay bedridden, Sakura was requested to take over his job as the coach of their university's basketball team. How is team captain Sasuke dealing with that? "When will these two get over their sexual frustration and just get on with it?" "Thinking of it now, she's the only one who can do that to Sasuke." (cover by dymx)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
flowers in her hair by JinnySkeans reviews
she's used to burying the men in her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Christmas at Hogwarts by cleotheo reviews
A ferocious storm forces Dumbledore to shut Hogwarts for the Christmas holidays. However, in their haste to leave the Professors end up leaving a small handful of students behind. How will three Gryffindors and three Slytherins cope with spending Christmas at Hogwarts? Fun, festive story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In the Woods by Oprah Winfrey reviews
A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,065 - Reviews: 2538 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella
Sweet Gestures by PaigeyD93 reviews
After working a long shift at the hospital on Christmas Eve. Sakura is invited by Itachi to have Christmas brunch with the Uchiha family, whom she hasn't seen since high school. Romance and humor ensue. Rated M for a reason: ItaSaku modern-universe. Requested by: becauseiambatman1 *Christmas Special*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Drink and Be Merry by SatanicPlatypus reviews
Usually, it's Draco that's known as the Sex God and Hermione that's the quiet bookworm. But what if, secretly, it was the opposite way round? RATED M DUE TO LOTS OF SEXUAL REFERENCES AND LANGUAGE. NO EXPLICIT SMUT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Christmas Push by starpower31 reviews
Maybe it was those raging teenage hormones that people often raved about, maybe it was a cupid up there who shot them with togetherness, maybe it was a Christmas miracle. Or maybe, just maybe, it was fate. An OS as of now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Bella, Edward
Decking The Halls by Vican reviews
One store to decorate. One night to get it done. And one Edward who definitely isn't distracting because he's 100 percent not cute or funny at all. Nope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10711 - Favs: 9,346 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Challenge Accepted by dydshark reviews
The saying "We are all fools in love" has never rung so true as it does for Itachi and Sakura. In which Sasuke plays matchmaker to a stubborn teammate and a masochistic brother. No conversation ends well that starts with, "Let's move in together." AU, Non-Mass. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Mistletoe Mischief by cleotheo reviews
Blaise and Theo are on a Christmas mission, they're going to unite the Head Students using enchanted mistletoe. However catching Draco and Hermione under the mistletoe proves harder to do than they first thought. Light hearted seasonal One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Lessons of a MPW by Christie Hart reviews
Four guys. Four babies on the way. One house, and one very mad, pregnant woman.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 37,189 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Christmas to Remember by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione offered to play hostess at Christmas she didn't expect to have so many guests, she also didn't expect her boyfriend to give her a reason to remember the day for the rest of her life. Romantic, seasonal One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silly Muggle Pseudoscience by Ally147 reviews
"All very well and crazy, Professor," Theo said in a slow drawl, "but what do Granger's odd academic proclivities have to do with me?" Hermione/Theo, Hogwarts-era AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 Interhouse Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Theodore N., Hermione G.] Minerva M. - Complete
Chastity Belt by Dotti3 reviews
The male members of Team 7 wish to guard their dear Sakura's virtue from the evils of men. Unfortunately, they make the mistake of assigning Itachi the task in their absence. As it turns out, he's not as asexual as everyone assumed him to be. Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,798 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Fledgling by KIMIKO-K reviews
I… I'm not very good at this, he confessed and she smiled in response. It's okay, she said. I know I'm in good hands. An extra from Second Chances.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Cheryl's Favorites by MadamThang reviews
This is a compilation of my favorite writing. Rated M because that reflects life. ExB, mostly AU with Vamp and AH storylines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,324 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her True Life by rogan21trory reviews
Hermione didn't know why she was sent home for the weekend, but she welcomed the break. Little did she know all of Hogwarts was about to know her True Life. AU D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,400 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
My Mind Is Forever At Your Service by NutPea16 reviews
((DMHG)) After a fight gone wrong, something weird begins to happen to Hermione and Draco. How strange. Rated M in later chapters. Some OOC. Review nicely if you enjoyed ('3')b *chuu*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,709 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Insanity by Ally147 reviews
Draco wasn't sure which instance of early-onset insanity was worse: that Harry Potter was so willing and happy to risk Hermione Granger-Malfoy's everlasting wrath, or that Draco was so willing to allow it. D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written as a pinch-hit for the 2014 Dramione Duet
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Truth And The Pregnant by in.every.desire reviews
"Sasuke does this dress make me look fat?" Maybe today wasn't the day to remind himself that it was a free country. "You're big." And the chain of pregnancy mood swings begin as he remembers it all from his spot on the living room couch- SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Do You Want To Build A Snowman? by cleotheo reviews
When her snowman begins to melt, Draco and Hermione's daughter gets upset, prompting Draco to find a way to make his little girl happy. Can Hermione find a way to persuade her daughter to give up her snowman, or will she have to put up with a snowman in her garden all year round? Dramione festive family fluff inspired by Frozen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All Because of a Bet by SlytherinMegitsune reviews
It has been two years since the war and things are going smoothly. Prejudice is at an all time low and inner house unity is at an all time high. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have become unlikely friends. But what happens when they make a bet and the wager is to be each others slave?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Missing Ingredient by Edward's Eternal reviews
Chef Edward is used to people fawning over his cuisine. Enter Bella. She would far rather grab a cheeseburger at her favorite place- McDonald's. What is Chefward to do but try and show her the errors of her ways? But can she teach him anything?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,391 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Funny Love by Tessela reviews
Parenting isn't an easy task but someone has to do it and who better than a workaholic medic and an ex-missing nin . A series of drabbles rotating around the eventful everyday lives of Sakura and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Home, Dinner and a Cookie by shannaringan reviews
They were his most precious. What wouldn't he give to make the both of them happy? "She'll ruin her appetite." "Just one," She glares. "Sasuke." / SasuSaku Family
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sarada U. - Complete
Black (and Pink) and Blue by Einna Fletcher reviews
It's senior year, three years since Sasuke left all of them without so much as a goodbye. Sakura has moved on, and everything's changed. She's a new person. Until she finds out that Sasuke's coming back...And Sakura decides she won't be forgiving him anytime soon. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 136,678 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Long Missions and Bath Times by Keke xp reviews
Because Sakura just wanted one little bath to wash away all the disgusting dirt and grime. Because Deidara just happened to walk by. Because Sakura could never get what she asked for and oh my gosh did he just take off his shirt. DeiSaku yay
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Sakura H., Deidara] - Complete
Her Hero by MissAuthor04 reviews
In France, Draco Malfoy saved a little girl with fiery red hair and sparkling brown eyes that reminded him so much of someone he used to know. The little girl's mum is no other than the Hermione Granger but no dad? Even more so, what's she doing in France? Draco's curiosity will not be denied!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,490 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bump in the Night by Ally147 reviews
"Let's give them a show, shall we?" D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 Hermione Smut Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/28/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Pansy P.] - Complete
Slapshot by prettykittyartist reviews
He comes in for the stale coffee and the girl behind the counter. She lives for the moments he walks though her doors. Can she snag herself a star? Can he handle being caught? HOCKEYWARD EXB Fictionista workshop witfits April 2013...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,582 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bella, Edward
Ravens and Cherry Blossoms by SorrowoftheHeart reviews
AU. ItaSaku. He was always the best at what he did, everything he did. She admired that, had for a long time. She thought he didn't know she existed. He did. When the two of them are forced to work together in Anbu, will romance bloom?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Picking up the Pieces by tufano79 reviews
Isabella Black lost her husband in the cruelest way possible. Jacob wasted away by the evil, silent killer, cancer. A year after his death, Bella packs up her home in Phoenix and drives back to Forks, Washington. Will she finally find a way to pick up the pieces with the help of her family, friends and a green-eyed cop? ON HIATUS ... Will be continued after the 1st of the year.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 132,907 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 143,959 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Deja Vu by cleotheo reviews
After catching Draco and Hermione in a compromising position at school the last thing Snape expects is for a similar thing to happen twenty years later with the couple's son, Scorpius. Fun, One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Severus S. - Complete
New World Order by JinnySkeans reviews
"Honor to the soldier and sailor everywhere, who bravely bears his country's cause. Honor, also, to the citizen who cares for his brother in the field and serves, as he best can, the same cause." Because they've always been different and very much the same, and this is how they find their way back to each other. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 143 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fire Blanket by ohhthatgirl reviews
Three AM fire alarms are definitely a con of living in a dorm. But every cloud has a silver lining. And sharing a blanket with a shirtless Sasuke might just be Sakura's. College AU, mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Boat by cleotheo reviews
An invite to Blaise and Daphne's wedding means Draco will be in the same place as an obsessed Astoria. In a bid to keep Astoria at bay, Draco ropes his best friend, Hermione, into attending the wedding as his girlfriend. Will the charade turn into reality, or will the smitten couple refuse to acknowledge their real feelings for one another and remain just friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,898 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Boat One Shots by cleotheo reviews
Spin-off stories from Love Boat. These one shots follows the group as they buy their own boat and chronicles the adventures they have aboard. Dramione and other pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Subtle by AkatsukiStalkers-RebelQueens reviews
Subtly was not Kisame's style. luckily, she didn't care tonight, and his company was as good as any. KisaSaku Author: Savannah (this is her second one-shot ever, tell her how she did guys!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Drop by lola-pops reviews
That was the summer everyone stopped looking at me as Ben's little sister. Bonfires and beer. Sand and sun. We just kept climbing higher. None of us were ready for the drop.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,739 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Bella, Edward
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,149 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What An Awakening by LucindaRemyMalfoy reviews
Waking up in someone's bed after a blurred night of drinking takes a turn for the interesting. How does Hermione handle waking up beside none other than Draco Malfoy himself? ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by cleotheo reviews
Hermione is ready to take her relationship with Draco to the next step, and following some advice from Ginny she sets out to seduce her boyfriend. Light-hearted, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You can look, but you can't touch by Rawrrr-im-a-dinosaur reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger come back for their seventh year. They want each other but instead they both tease, taunt, and flirt, but they both swear it's nothing. Find out the different pairings inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,851 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Alpha-Bites by cleotheo reviews
Twenty six snapshots of Draco and Hermione's relationship. Each little snapshot corresponds to a letter of the alphabet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,154 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dress by Redtini reviews
Edward Cullen: Successful, arrogant, dominant, whorehound. Bella Swan: Confident, ambitious, seductress, workaholic. Two COO's with one goal: To stop at nothing to reach the top. Even if it means pushing the other person over the edge. A/H. Rated M for Lemons, Language and everything in-between. Romance/Drama/Angst/and everything else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,032 - Reviews: 2499 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens Just Does by abelina.beaumont reviews
A drunken night of banter and sex, as well as a new colleague, change Hermione's life as she knows it. Rated M for sex, language, and some violence. DracoXHermione BlaiseXLuna GinnyXDean HarryXPansy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,573 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Obtaining the Unobtainable by Tears For Itachi reviews
Sakura has been lusting after her unobtainable teacher for far too long, and now she's going to do something about it. Smut. KakashiXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Scroll of Mitsuki by SourxApples reviews
It was a simple mission. Get The Scroll of Mitsuki. But with Shisui, Naruto, and Sakura. Nothing was simple. "Oi ! Itachi ! Quite staring at Sakura-chans ass !"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Eyes On Fire by im-rite-here reviews
It all started with a purposely failed psyche exam... ItaSaku. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,139 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
What Happens In The Dark by articcat621 reviews
Ginny and Luna convince Hermione to attend speed dating in the dark. There, she just might meet her dream man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Do you love me? by babykMalfoy reviews
Draco loves annoying Hermione, so when he finds her in the library, reading an unfamiliar book, he decides to snoop! Hermione hates Draco and the only way to get him off her back is to ask a simple 4 word question...Do you love me?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Steampunk Rhapsody by demimonde reviews
AU. They were magnificent contraptions, majestic even. The wind in her hair as an airship sped up and up, forward and down, through clouds and around the sun and the moon...Sakura doubted she would ever get enough. Though watching one sink certainly wasn't in her plans nor was everything else that came after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Interruptions by cleotheo reviews
Harry and Ron have developed a habit of interrupting Hermione and Draco when they're trying to snatch a bit of time alone. Luckily they're happy to believe any excuse Hermione comes up with to explain the situation. But how long will it be before they catch the amorous couple doing something that can't be explained away as easily? Fun, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Inspiration by worldwithoutlogic reviews
When it comes to dates, Hermione thinks that nothing could be safer than a visit to an art gallery. An innocent evening out to see an old friend's gallery exhibit, however, redefines Draco and Hermione's concept of 'art' and 'inspiration'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Truth or Dare by K-chu reviews
Who would've thought that a simple sentence could send the stoic, sole surviving Uchiha reeling. "Sasuke-kun! The truth is… I-I… you see, I… I touch myself thinking of you!" Life between Sasuke and Sakura would never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,394 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dessert of the Day by paws-bells reviews
Random ItaSaku drabbles/onesies featuring various universes and various storylines for your reading pleasure. Chapters may or may not be interconnected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
She Drives Me Crazy (Like No One Else) by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy is a body-double for hire on film. His newest co-star, called in to act out a steamy bedroom scene with him, turns out to be Hermione Granger, the bane of his school days... but it's not as bad as he'd expected, actually. Dramione sexy comedy-romance. Feat. Sirius Black, Percy Weasley. Alternate Universe. Hawthorn & Vine 2014 Reverse Challenge Fest entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweets and Sleeplessness by ThornedHuntress reviews
Draco always knew his sweet-tooth would someday get him into trouble. He just didn't realize quite how much.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
Don't you just hate when Hermione walks in on Draco doing some random girl. Well, in this story it's the other way around. Malfoy, of course still doesn't like Hermione, but will seeing her getting it by someone change his opinion of her forever?RWHG HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
For one moment by Scratch N Sniff reviews
Hermione is patrolling the hallways like a good prefect, when the arrival of someone else causes things to change the direction of this story. Please enjoy the M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Key West by pattyrose reviews
Bella is 5 minutes away from what's to be her happiest day - when a phone call changes it all. Frustrated and pissed-off, she embarks on a 10 day vacay to Key West, hoping for some space in which to clear her head, but when she meets the cocky, flirty and sexy-as-sin diving instructor, her plans take a much steamier turn. BxE Summer Short Story with M thru F updates. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 3563 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At Second Glance by uselessfork reviews
Sakura opens her door one morning to find an injured Kakashi staring back at her. After taking him in and healing him, she realises that this is not her Kakashi-sensei but his younger self, traveling from the past. Inappropriate flirting ensues, and Sakura discovers that there's more to her sensei than she ever thought. KakaSaku. Rated M for language and sexual and violence themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,188 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Tsunade S., Yamato - Complete
Friends with Benefits by tufano79 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for as long as they could remember. Bella was just dumped by her boyfriend, Paul and Edward had been single for a long time. One thing leads to another after a night of drunken passion. Bella suggests to Edward that they be friends with benefits. What happens when one realizes that they want more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 151 - Words: 177,502 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Intimacy by ChaoticIrony reviews
She didn't know who he was. Didn't know his name. Didn't know his age. Didn't know what he did for a living. She didn't know anything about him. All she knew was that she was currently experiencing the most intense pleasure she had ever felt in her life. And he was giving it to her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A World of Color by dydshark reviews
Written for Sasusaku month 2014. Prompts will (hopefully) be connected! Sasuke has always lived in a world of blacks and whites. Sakura tends to see things too much in pinks and reds. But maybe together they can build a world of color.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,313 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Smile, Gorgeous by asteriskhappynotincluded reviews
AU. Sasuke is concerned for Sakura's safety. Sakura just wants Sasuke to go away. An argument ensues, and nothing is resolved. Bonus 30themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Virgin Territory by Ruffluv reviews
A short story of what it's like to lose your V to a vampire. I know, 'cos that's never been done before, right..?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Bella, Edward
Your Phat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
Sakura decides she is tired of waiting. She wants Itachi now. Omoni wants to watch. "Continuation" of Your Fat Cat. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Conversations in a Quidditch Stand by Ally147 reviews
*Written for the Twin Exchange July 2014 Challenge* "Did you take a wrong turn, Granger?" D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Opposites Attract by Einna Fletcher reviews
How they got together and all of the craziness that followed. ShikaxIno fluff, same universe as B(P)B. One-shot series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Harry Potter and the Fight for Dramione by Ada1405 reviews
"Hermione?" the bushy haired witch looked up from her book innocently, "What the hell is your bra doing in Malfoy's stuff?" The boy we love and hate: Draco Malfoy. The twist that should have happened: he accepts Dumbledore's offer. He changes sides.Dr/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,043 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ulysses by Savva reviews
Every year Theodore Nott embarks on an expedition in hope to bring home a rare tropical beauty. He finds it this time. Theodore Nott/Hermione Granger. AU, mild sexual situations, a lot of profanity and a touch of angst. Was written for HPRareFest. Huge thank you to my beta krazyredhead0317.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
Under the Influence by cleotheo reviews
An accident in Potions leaves Hermione and Draco soaked in a love potion. However when Snape discovers the potion is weak and will wear off in minutes he chooses not to tell the couple when he discovers the potion has merely brought their feelings for one another to the surface. Short four part, light hearted story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thank You for Flying with Konoha Air by HorrorSection reviews
[AU] How do you ask if hand jobs are a normal part of the routine? Her first day at a new airline and already she's screwing up. Flight attendant, Miss Sakura Haruno. Reporting for duty. Or booty, I don't know. [One-Shot] [Lime] [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Home Run by staceleo reviews
They met in Curve Ball. They caused trouble in Grand Slam. They are up to more mischief in Home Run. Why a trilogy? Insomnia.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,385 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chance by Ailu Chan reviews
"Who are you?" Because their lives were a cliché. Because they missed her, so very much, and prayed that she would come back to them. Because they were hollow without her, and she wasn't meant to die the first of the three of them. Because her team needed her. If only they got her back... They would change for her. "I'm Sasuke," he answers. And so they start to change. For her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/27/2014
Fanfiction Addicts and Review Whores by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella Swan is a closet fanfiction addict who lacks romance in her life, so she decides to create it online. After transitioning from fanfiction reader to fanfiction writer she butts heads online with TonyMazen69, a well-known smut writer in the Moonlight fanfiction world. What happens when the two bickering fanfiction writers meet during a three-day Moonlight Fanfic Convention?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,594 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saucy Snaps by cleotheo reviews
Ginny Weasley is determined that Harry Potter will be hers, but she's too blind to see he's not interested. When she discovers 'proof' he's involved with Hermione she confronts them in The Great Hall, where the actual truth about who Hermione is involved with is revealed. Fun, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Enemy, My Friend by FallenCrimsonStar reviews
Rumour has it that the new Kazekage is difficult to please and can't be trusted. Unable to confirm or deny this, the Hokage decides to send his best friend to test Gaara. Naruto had it all figured out: Sakura plus seduction equals one very *satisfied* Kazekage. AUish. TEMPORARY hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,683 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 10/22/2012 - [Sakura H., Gaara]
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21727 - Favs: 5,841 - Follows: 5,815 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Uncle Sasuke by shannaringan reviews
Post-canon. Babysitting the dobe's spawns weren't in his plans. "Sasuke-jiji?" "What?" "Shin needs to go potty." Damn it all. Prompt idea courtesy of hokageswag@tumblr.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Tell Me When by Kazerith reviews
Shikamaru was proud of his observational skills, most of the time. Except for those moments when they allude to more questions than answers, and that usually requires more work than he would normally be willing to contribute. Yet, Sakura Haruno was causing him to think of a lot of questions, and his desire to know really was becoming troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
The Princess And The Playboy by kymbersmith90 reviews
'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,754 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Of annoyances and restless nights by 4everxd reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has always been a man full of patience and impassiveness, but what happens when he is faced with a new challenge and starts to see a curtain pink-haired kunoichi in a new light?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Green Dragon by cleotheo reviews
When a distracted Draco lets Blaise go into his bag for a quill, his friend accidentally reveals Draco's relationship with a certain Gryffindor witch. Fun, light-hearted Dramione One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Electricity Between Both of Us by pluhsauce reviews
Neither of them were the type to jump into relationships, but then again, neither of them were the type to passionately make out with strangers at the beginning of a seven-hour flight. And even though the world was determined to keep them apart, they couldn't deny the dizzying attraction between them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Family Bonding by cleotheo reviews
When a flood at home forces Draco and a heavily pregnant Hermione to move into the Manor it gives Hermione a chance to bond with both of her In-laws. Short three part story. Dramione family fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Tangled by shannaringan reviews
"You need a haircut." Because even Uchiha Sasuke picks up a fight on the littlest things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomate-no, That's Mine! by shannaringan reviews
Post-canon. Sakura would craves tomatoes throughout her pregnancy and Sasuke struggles, trying to keep her from taking his precious fruits (a headcanon by shonashee at tumblr).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Giving In to the Inevitable by MajesticFluff reviews
It was bound to happen eventually. A KakaSaku fanfic where a drunk Sakura ends up at Kakashi's place and one thing leads to another.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Operation: Hyuuga Towel Jack by BurrbleFish reviews
She should've stopped herself upon hearing "Extreme Truth or Dare" roll out of Ino's mouth. Her mission? Infiltrate the Hyuuga compound. Locate Neji Hyuuga's bedroom. And yank the towel off his waist. Without being caught. Well, goodbye world. It was nice knowing you. :: NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Sasusaku Strange Submissive by Stongee1996 reviews
When Sasuke and Sakura meet it is not love at first sight. However after being forced to work together to stop an up coming war and to make their friends happy what will happen?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Let Go For Tonight by Tsugi no mai hakuren reviews
Sakura convinces Sasuke to strip for a physical examination. Obviously, the mood is ruined when she starts laughing. sasusaku. lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
An Inappropriate Adventure by cleotheo reviews
When Snape is unwillingly dragged into Dumbledore's latest scheme to create unity between two rival Gryffindor and Slytherin students, he discovers more than he wanted to know about Draco's love life. Second part now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Severus S. - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2525 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summoned by cleotheo reviews
A note from the Potions Professor has Hermione spending her lunchtime down in the dungeons receiving the personal attention of the Potions Professor himself. Sexy One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breakfast in Bed by cleotheo reviews
It's Hermione's birthday and after bringing her breakfast in bed her five year old daughter is eager to tell Hermione's friends all about the game she found her parents playing that morning. Fluffy Dramione family one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Heartbeat by Freak-show101 reviews
Bow chicka wow-wow. Damn girl, you have to stop ruining my mojo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori
Second Chance by Xsaku-uchihaX reviews
The war ended in a way no one expected. But two unlikely partners are given a second chance to change the story. Will they succeed or would history simply repeat itself. SasuSaku -contains some spoilers to recent manga chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,114 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wherever You Are: Retold by shannaringan reviews
Post-canon: Sasuke didn't know if it was really him or the PMS that's making her cry this time. But her reproductive system can't apologize, now can it? That leaves things to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Compromise by shannaringan reviews
Sakura was accepted into ANBU with a deadly mission as her first. And Captain Uchiha is having none of it. SS Post-canon. Who doesn't love a protective Saucey? (cover by lilithkiss)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hush, Hush by NushiKasai reviews
Lunch break in the office is an interesting time for Sakura...or in Sasori's office, to be precise. But Sakura's inability to keep her voice down ends up attracting an interesting audience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Virgin Territory by OogieBoogie reviews
Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts' Sex God. There isn't anyone he has not slept with, and they say he's open to anything and anyone. There isn't possibly one thing that he cannot do. He is a sexual deviant. Right? Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pink Envy by MonsieurM reviews
After seeing Sakura with Sasuke, Gaara attempts to make Sakura jealous in a last-ditch effort win her back. Lemons in later chapter. GaaraxSakura GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Sakura H., Gaara
Malfoys Do Not by Ally147 reviews
*Winner of the Twin Exchange April 2014 Challenge* "You know, I think I could write the definitive text on what Malfoys do and do not, given just how often you seem to enjoy relaying that information." D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by JinnySkeans reviews
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,462 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confabulation by HauntedMoonlight reviews
"So you're saying I'm married to Sasuke, he loves me, and we have a kid?" Sakura had never been a good actress, but now was as good a time as any to learn. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Ire by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
He had been watching her for a while, but never in his existence had he been so excited over a mating call. She'd be the first he'd accept and he'd be her last.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Green Bug by sighs.and.smiles reviews
Because an Uchiha does not get outdone. /Chibi!SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tabu Sensei by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
WHAT! Sakura has a secret that only Pakkun knows? At the same time, Icha Icha is being trumped by the new Tabu series! What happens when Kakashi buys this book? Why has Pakkun read it? With Sakura no less? What is the little blossom of Konoha hiding? How long will it be before everyone finds out?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Perfect List by Turqcoyce reviews
Three easy, superficial requirements made up the perfect list for Kiba's ideal woman. After a one-night stand gone horribly wrong that lands him in the hospital, he finds himself revising his list. Before he knows it, Kiba finds himself intrigued by the woman he least expected. Perhaps the perfect woman for Kiba is perfectly imperfect. KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Strutting by Bleuboo2013 reviews
Shisui convinces Sakura to enter a swimsuit contest. Will Itachi be able to survive the shock of seeing her up on stage? Rate M for future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Restroom Romp by Ojo-sama Felicita reviews
When trying to appease an unhappy Sakura leads Itachi to some carnal activities in the men's room. Let's just hope they don't get interrupted. ItaSaku. AU.Pure unadulterated smut. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Another Place by NeonAnything reviews
Unexpected discoveries in an unexpected place.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bird Girl by TheQueenWriter reviews
The small town girl who doesn't care about his celebrity status. Can Edward change Bella's mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 117,622 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rogue by Sakura-Centric reviews
She was the catalyst. An uncontrollable force bent on destruction and chaos. We'd had it wrong from the beginning. HidaSaku UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,944 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sakura H., Hidan
Intellectually Stimulating Conversations by gorillabaseball reviews
Because smart is sexy and talking to Shikamaru is very intellectually stimulating. In more ways than one. Rated M just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Watching You by Postapocalypticdepository reviews
Bella and Edward have always kept distance between their attraction. But what happens when Edward decides to entice Bella by showing off one of his attributes? This was inspired by a Flash Fic prompt. Beta'd by the incredible Chayasara. Bannered by incomparable Evil Nat.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,952 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
Magnetic Attraction by cleotheo reviews
An accident in charms leaves Hermione and Draco unable to move more than a few feet away from each other. As they learn to live in such close proximity they also start to develop a romantic relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,134 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Weekend Break by cleotheo reviews
Wedding Traditions Universe. When Lucius and Narcissa are going away for the weekend they invite Draco, Hermione and their friends to accompany them. Draco and Hermione along with Blaise and Ginny and George and Angelina take up the offer and the four couples head to the south of France for a few days of fun in the sun. Fun, light-hearted, five part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Quit Calling me a Bitch by Bleuboo2013 reviews
I deleted the other document of this story because I didn't like the formatting and am now reposting it. What happens when Hidan pisses Sakura off and she leaves the room in a hissy? RATED M FOR LEMONS AND STRONG LANGUAGE (Comes before Cuffs and Chains)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
A Troublesome Relationship by gorillabaseball reviews
"Shikamaru." She started, turning her head to face him, her brows furrowed in thought."Why don't we date?" When Yoshina Nara keeps setting her son up on dates in the hopes of him finally settling down with a girl, Shikamaru is desperate for a way out. It just so happens that Sakura has her own problems with a meddling best friend of hers. It seemed like the perfect solution.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Sakura H., Shikamaru N.]
i mustache you a question by windsilk reviews
"But this could be like our version of whipped cream!" —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Invisible Man by cleotheo reviews
In order to help Albus with his girl problems Scorpius asks his parents how they got together. Draco obliges and tells the story of how he asked Hermione out. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Queen's Knight by cleotheo reviews
There's a new craze in the wizarding world: Immersion Books. When Harry and Ron buy one for Hermione's birthday she finds herself immersed in a medieval world where a certain blond Slytherin has been cast as her lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,744 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Details by NeonAnything reviews
In which Kakashi is curious, and much to his chagrin, Sakura is eager to oblige. Oneshot KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Coming Home by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ He hadn't told her the news. He hadn't told her he was coming home today—hadn't told her he would be able to hold her in his arms, once again, in just a few minutes. He hadn't told her anything at all. Military!AU. TWO-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Meeting Haruno Sakura by proserandom reviews
AU Non-massacre. Uchiha Itachi meets Haruno Sakura in different intervals and each time he understands his little brother a little more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Caught Out by cleotheo reviews
Wedding Traditions Universe. During a girls night in Hermione and her friends share their embarrassing stories of being caught in a compromising situation with their partners. Fun One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revolving Doors by sakuraharunah reviews
Forget the stupid cliché of childhood friends instantly falling in love. I'm doing this my way, baby. –SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6120 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 5,822 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Kiss For Every One of Your Sounds by simplygracex reviews
She could feel herself becoming desperate the longer they stood there, removing her lips from his she grabbed his hand and led him towards her bedroom quickly. GaaSaku One Shot. WARNING: Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Snatched by cleotheo reviews
It's a normal day at the Order headquarters when Draco suddenly disappears with Hermione. While Ron is worried that Draco has kidnapped Hermione no-one else is bothered by the pair's disappearance, they just think they have finally acted on their obvious attraction. Is Ron right to be worried, or are Hermione and Draco making the most of some privacy? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One does not prank a Haruno II: Shisui's Revenge by moor reviews
Naruto-verse & AU. Non-massacre. OOC. An Uchiha should not attempt vengeance upon a Haruno. Rated M for themes, just to be cautious.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
killing time by proserandom reviews
"I know you think we shouldn't" that this will end up blowing in their faces "but I would like for us to try."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Romance by sai ninja reviews
AU. High school. "Naruto," Sakura abruptly cut him off. "First, I don't have the hots for him, I just want to know how that cold bastard could even be affected by a break-up and second… are you serious? The guy is sex on legs for God's sake!" SasuSaku, M for language, partying, adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,459 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Ino Y.
Is It More Than A Distraction? Oneshots by Adrian's Little Dhampir reviews
This is all the M scenes from Is It More Than A Distraction? If you haven't read the orginal story, I suggest you do just so understand what's going on.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Adrian I., Rose H.
Accidental Revelations by cleotheo reviews
When Harry and Ron are in Hermione's Head Girl room they witness something disturbing concerning their friend and the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
time in between by ohwhatsherface reviews
SNK AU. Just another romantic gesture by the socially awkward in a world infested by titans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Between the Shadow and the Soul by missrebecca reviews
Hermione and Draco become involved in a doomed romance. Years after it ends, they get a surprise at the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. ORIGINALLY BY BEDELIA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,598 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How to Catch an Uchiha by river of the sand reviews
Sasuke wasn't a voyeur. Really, he wasn't... But caught in the middle of a lover's tiff between Itachi and Sakura and unable to do anything to stop it, all he could do was watch. Non-mass ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Capital E, Everything by fortheloveofdaisies reviews
Meet Edward and Bella, two best friends who share some stupid jokes, a lot of silly banter, and even more sexual repression. A story about standing on the edge of a leap that could risk, well, everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,444 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
His Otter by krazyredhead0317 reviews
Who would've thought that working for Malfoy Enterprises would be so entertaining? And who knew that mixing with pure-blood Slytherins would be this amusing? Certainly not Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,904 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Draco M., Adrian P. - Complete
Our Little Secret by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Where Sakura is the official owner of Uchiha Sasuke who has been cursed to turn into a cat. Sharing an apartment, going on missions, Sasuke's jealous moods and...meeting the Haruno family. What could go right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
Bug the Magnificent by Captainraychill reviews
Head Boy Draco Malfoy and Head Girl Hermione Granger fight over Christmas decorations. Oh, and Draco falls in love with a holly fairy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Misadventures of Sasuke and His Hormones by pluhsauce reviews
Being away from Konoha for so long, Sasuke is unprepared when he is faced with a dangerous reality: the new Sakura has him completely distracted. (The best kind of tension is sexual tension...)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,214 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Nurse! by MonsieurM reviews
"Nurse, I'm still hurt." He growled teasingly against her forehead. "W-Where are you hurt?" She whispered desperately, as he pressed deeper into her. "Right here." GaaraXSakura Lemon, children refrain!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Hunger Pangs by Jan Lee reviews
[VIGNETTE.] Ino only wants a stupid cheeseburger. Fluff. Ino/Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.] - Complete
Naruto comes to Maury by shadow warrior167 reviews
"Hello everyone and welcome to the Maury show! Here's your host Maury Povich with our special guest Star Yagami. (My OC). "Let the show begin!" Naruto/Maury Show Crossover! SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, SaiIno, NejiTen. Slight SasuKarin, KibaHina, ShikaIno Implied SuiKa. With a whole lot of OOC goodness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U.
Up on the Rooftop by Marvar reviews
Bella and her friends have a few naughty surprises for the guys that dumped them right before the holiday. Rated M for Merry Fucking Christmas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Icecube 2 is melting by LilithiaRW reviews
It all started with that damn squirt bottle. A SQUIRT BOTTLE! And then she found his weakness... It was all downhill from there. It wasn't even a real mission! He only had to make sure Sakura didn't go back to the hospital for 2 days! Stubborn woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,981 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H.
The Uchiha Fraud by Cinma reviews
AU. Their marriage was a hoax meant to deceive the Uchiha matriarch, but why does Sakura suddenly feel as if she's doing more than just playing house with Uchiha Sasuke? Medical school really wasn't worth the trouble. SasuSaku. Minor pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,510 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Gone by sophiegranger57 reviews
It's been almost four years since Draco and Hermione last saw each other and everything has changed. What will happen when they suddenly reappear in each other's lives again? Dramione AU set post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,693 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Skyping With Strangers by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
What happens when Bella accidentally starts up a Skype session with a complete stranger? Hilarity and silliness, of course. Oh...and maybe love? Lemons. Laughs. Continuation of the one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Mistletoe Kisses by cleotheo reviews
A piece of specially enchanted mistletoe brings the Head Boy and Head Girl together over the festive season. Fluffy One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
If Ninjas Had Twitter by Keelah reviews
Internet makes romance a lot less romantic. (Kakashi X Sakura one-shot, Less Than Three series)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Taming Granger by Jaycie Victory reviews
If there was one thing Draco excelled at, it was plotting. Granger didn't stand a chance. D/Hr. 6th year; AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,921 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Daisy Chains by ambiencealikw reviews
ShikaSaku: 'He always pictured her surrounded by flowers.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Royal Flush by JinnySkeans reviews
What comes before, during, and after "happily ever after." Because some princesses wear lab coats instead of tiaras, and some princes are just fine with that. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Approval by sasusaku779 reviews
She managed to get the big diamond rock on her hand, but Sakura discovers the hardest obstacle was to come...the approval of the finicky relatives Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,684 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
To Catch a Raven by TayMor reviews
As the shock of his kissing her wears off, Sakura becomes increasingly pissed off at her Buntaichou. No one, not even the almighty Uchiha Itachi, leaves Haruno Sakura hanging. Her response? Get even. Only she can't let Uchiha-san know! ...And she doesn't mind his liking her one bit! Sequel to Sparks. See my profile for reviewer rewards!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Unexpected Relationships by bookaddict1998 reviews
Returning for their final year at Hogwarts (Post War) the story is told from the perspectives of Hermione, Ginny, Blaise, and Draco. They are made Head Boys and Girls, and are thrown into a dormitory together. Will they defy tradition of Gryffindor and Slytherin by crossing the boundaries of friendship... and love? Progress of updates Chapters 1-6: Chapter 5 out of 6 Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z.
perfect time by ThisIsNotPretend reviews
Looking both ways before crossing the street is no laughing matter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sakura H., Hidan
Truth or Dare by SmilingArtist reviews
[Non-Massacre] She shouldn't have agreed to this. Now he just wouldn't leave her alone. Stupid dare, stupid Ino, stupid irresistibly stubborn Uchiha. Maybe it would have been better if she never got out of bed this morning. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,585 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Candy Cane Santa by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella and Edward are friends...sort of. She knows he's the mall Santa. He thinks she doesn't. A little Christmas story about finding "the one" without even realizing it. AH; ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What We Want by sosayssara reviews
A weekend away to celebrate the engagement of a close friend will turn Hermione's life upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N., Marietta E. - Complete
Bloodie rose by Darkredblossomgodess reviews
Sakura snapped then develops an urge to kill and a taste for blood for reasons unknown to her. Leaving the village and getting picked up by the akatsuki didn't seem to bad, especially when she can relate to the feelings of a certain silver haired individual. i adopted 7 chap from Anniri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan, Naruto U., OC
wonderwall by MikazukiDreams reviews
He fell in love with her twelve years ago. Now twelve years later, he thinks he's forgotten, thinks he's moved on; until he sees her. There's only ever one first love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Best Friends' Wedding by JinnySkeans reviews
To love, honor, and cherish, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall tolerate each other's company. A stubborn maid of honor, a stubborn best man, and the bride and groom who will stop at nothing to put them back together again. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,005 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Prince of Crows by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
Honestly this was ridiculous, I mean who uses biology to pick up a girl? Shisui didn't even know what that meant! Luckily for Itachi though, it seems Sakura was just as awkward as he was. "Teme." "What." "This is your fault."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 3,351 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Wedding Traditions by cleotheo reviews
In the week leading up to their wedding Narcissa Malfoy expects Draco and Hermione to honour a Black family tradition and refrain from being intimate with each other. With the couple and their wedding party spending a week in a luxury hotel, will the normally amorous couple be able to stick to the tradition? Fun, light-hearted 3 part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,079 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Interns and Tasers by Sakura478 reviews
Alright, so she tased him on a train. So what? He was a doctor and she was his summer intern, he would be completely professional about the whole thing right? It's not like he's going to turn her next few months into a living hell or anything? He's far too respectable for that, he is an Uchiha after all. Itasaku. Itachi/Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Uchiha Itachi: Heir, Prodigy, Fanboy by dydshark reviews
At twenty years old, Haruno Sakura thought she knew everything there was to know about fanboys. Until the day Uchiha Itachi showed up in front of her door one morning with a rose, a smile, and the unforgettable words: "I'm your number one fanboy." AU, Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Returning to Hogwarts by cleotheo reviews
Five years after leaving for America Harry and Ron return to Hogwarts as part of a team looking to open a new magical school. During their visit they reconnect with Hermione and discover how different her life is without them in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,941 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In denial because of You by xx-Ash-xx-1 reviews
"What could be wrong about someone so perfect?" "I don't know! Maybe he picks his nose, wears Stars and Stripes boxers and sings "God Bless America" while shagging." Ino laughed. "It's more likely he's gay. They say all good-looking guys are gay." I giggled and with the phone still in between my shoulder and ear, turned around and came face to face with Sasuke. Shit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,783 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Check by BelievingUzumaki reviews
Return to Konoha. Check. Get Life Back to Normal. Semi-Check. Fall in Love with Sakura & Be Jealous of Every Man That Can Get Near Her. Unfortunately buddy, Check. "I was told I had to protect you." He stated. "You were told?" "Fine, I just wanted too." [Chapter 12 finally]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,448 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Manscape by neko-hime21 reviews
"Sasuke-kun, did you get a manscape?" Sakura asked as she ran her fingers all over his hairless body. "Hn," he smirked. "Gosh, that turns me on…" she whispered hotly in his ear. SasuSaku. One-shot. Rated M for sexual contents.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Coffee Crushes by TayMor reviews
Coffee is the reason he saw her in the first place, and it is now just the excuse he uses to keep seeing her. But seeing her just isn't enough anymore. He wants to have her too. ItaSaku, AU. See profile for reader rewards.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Go home, Sasuke by Sakura-Centric reviews
Sweat glistened on her alabaster skin, her jade eyes cold and calculating as she sat up, the satin sheets pooling around her hips, silky tendrils of pastel hair covering her eyes. The raven-haired teen beside her watched the woman he adored face him, eyes void of all emotion, "Go home, Sasuke." With her words he cracked, and vowed to claim her heart as he had when they were genin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,420 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
oh shit! by debs o.0 reviews
"Itachi-san! you were supposed to say no!" "But I am" In which Sasuke always has the solution, Sakura is trying to have a peaceful dinner and Itachi is uncooperative my first itasaku, be nice :) prequel and sequel are up! check them out :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,176 - Reviews: 5409 - Favs: 3,868 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Early Morning by Awkwardly Intrepid reviews
Glimpses into the inner-workings of the relationship between Sasuke and Sakura. Several unrelated drabbles/flash prose dealing with the dynamics of love and all of the complications that come in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Konoha's Cherry Blossom by Bergliot reviews
"You know, you have the entire male population of Konoha wrapped around your little finger?" Because Gaara was more observant than people gave him credit for. Sakura x Multiple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,690 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Apologies by merinxD reviews
Sasuke forgets that Sakura isn't fragile. Short one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Assumptions by merinxD reviews
Short one shot - Sasuke sees Sakura and assumes the worst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sparks by TayMor reviews
Prequel to To Catch a Raven. Non-massacre. AU. Sakura never really paid much attention to Sasuke's older brother. And even when he became her ANBU captain, he was just her captain. That is… until he kissed her on a co-op mission... ONE-SHOT. Sequel now available! See preview in Chapter 2!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Valentine's Day V-Card by lellabeth reviews
Band geeks Edward and Bella each believe they're the only virgin in their class, destined to be an outcast in college. When they discover each other's V-Card holder status, Bella comes up with a plan to solve their problem. Birthday fic for GeekChic12.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Quest by youbuggme reviews
Sasuke isn't genuine. Naruto doesn't understand. Shikamaru doesn't care. Neji isn't serious. Now they have 10 clues, 7 days, 3 girls, 1 MASTERMIND, and 1 pink haired idiot to prove wrong. Wish them luck!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,429 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lady Luck by Arivahna reviews
Non-massacre "Why her?" Sasuke asked. He would not let her be hurt by him. "She's the only woman I'd trust." With that Itachi disappeared. Translation: She's the only woman would could see me as someone other than an Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,606 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Disparem by UltravioletPinkRanger reviews
When a spell goes awry, Hermione gets stuck in two different future realities where she's living two completely different lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,888 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Match Already Made by USholder reviews
I'm not really sure what to say about this other than DH and the end of HBP don't really exist. Yeah. Oh and Draco is good and Harry, Gin, Ron, and most of the other Order members are meddlesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Just Paw-sitively Purr-fect by OogieBoogie reviews
During an Auror mission gone wrong, Malfoy was turned into something not-human. And until they find a proper cure that won't kill him, he is placed under the care of one who has experience with such beings. Yes, Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
right under his nose by debs o.0 reviews
AU. Sasuke sneaks into Sakura's house one evening, uninvited "You shouldn't be here, he's downstairs!" she panted….. follow sasuke and sakura through their relationship..humor/romance... prequel is up :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Locked Out Late by ghostbuns reviews
A heat wave threatens to melt the citizens of Konoha and Sakura realizes she's made the huge mistake of locking herself out of her apartment. Will Sasuke be willing to help her out? And later will she and he be able to navigate the feelings between one another with Sasuke wanting certain things and Sakura tasked by Tsunade to collect something? Bars, Baths, Body fluids and Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,309 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Little Surprise by Deebelle1 reviews
Vegas, a one-night stand, and ten positive pregnancy tests later it was official; I got knocked up on spring break. ***PUBLIC VOTE FIRST PLACE WINNER for the TFotV Contest!***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,943 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God's Gift by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. INCOMPLETE, please see AN in latest chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Draco Malfoy's Most Brilliant Idea by thinkswithpen reviews
Draco Malfoy's magically stuck with his pesky virginity and now his parents want to use it as a bargaining chip on the pureblood marriage market. That's why he's taken the extreme measure of asking an old enemy for help. It certainly has nothing to do with how she looks in reading glasses or the things she can do with her talented tongue. Nothing to do with that at all!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How Mikoto gets a grandchild by SupremeOverlordLetters reviews
Mikoto was enjoying her time with Itachi and Sakura's two year old daughter when she came up with the to get another baby in the family. With the help of Yuki Mikoto might just get her wish...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Grand Slam by staceleo reviews
Bella and Edward are starting freshman year in college. What hijinks could they possibly get into when dealing with sororities, fraternities, amorous professors and a parrot named Annie Oakley? A Curve Ball sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glamorous by Captainraychill reviews
Draco Malfoy owns a mysterious shop that sells high-quality, custom-made glamours. Hermione Granger visits one sweltering night with a secret and a special request.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20136 - Favs: 13,092 - Follows: 5,438 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Try by shellshock81 reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,254 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Me Love by Bee1982 reviews
One shy virgin Edward, one confident Bella who wants to help Edward out. When sexual boundaries are crossed between these two friends, what will happen? (DRABBLE FIC Updated daily.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 22,254 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crank Dat Uchiha by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
The first time Uchiha Itachi met his little brother's childhood friend Sakura, it was indirectly and through a song. A song, now that he thinks about it, that was a horribly inaccurate and terribly misleading description of character.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Make Believe Theory by sasukes reviews
Let's make shades of gray. —Sasuke-centric, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Close Encounters by JinnySkeans reviews
Her dad warned her about talking to strange boys. She might've tuned out the part where he told her not to move in with them. Whoops. AU Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,168 - Reviews: 2364 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Third Time's A Charm by sugarfreecakes reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy find themselves starting a friendship through a Valentine's Day mishap when Ron stands Hermione up. This SHORT story follows the couple on three Valentine's Days through three chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Relationships 101: How to Argue With an Iceprince by Nadine25 reviews
Her boyfriend sure was difficult, but after three years together Sakura would like to think that she has developed the tools needed to get her what she wants. Yup, she would sure like to think that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Her goal was to drive him crazy. His goal was to resist her. Which one of them would succeed? *Entry for 2011 Pic-a-Pic Contest* AH, O/S collaboration with WitchyVampireGirl
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 826 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
Surprise! by cleotheo reviews
To celebrate Hermione's birthday her friends decide to throw her a surprise party. When the guest of honour arrives however she's not alone and more people than Hermione end up getting a surprise. Fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
D is for ? by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione accidentally leaves her diary behind, her two best friends and their girlfriends can't resist taking a peek. They discover that Hermione is romantically involved with someone, but the only clue to their identity is the letter D. They make a guess as to the identity of D but when they discover they're wrong they set out to find the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
where the daylight begins by ohwhatsherface reviews
For SasuSaku-Headcanons! Post-canon. Sasuke, Sakura, and their lives as footnotes to the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Meddling Friends and Misundertandings by gorillabaseball reviews
"You two should get married." Ino Yamanaka said bluntly. "You're both smart to the point where it's really boring and you guys get excited just by talking about things that would make other people go to sleep." In which Ino butts in, Sasuke seems quite interested, and Sakura and Shikamaru just can't seem to figure out things for themselves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Echoes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Perils of Spying by cleotheo reviews
When Harry and Ron think Hermione is hiding something from them they decide to follow their friend using Harry's invisibility cloak. However the boys soon realise that when you spy on someone you can witness things you really didn't want to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4838 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No More Goodbyes by river of the sand reviews
She watched them saying goodbye for the umpteenth time, wondering how dense Gaara had to be to not notice Sakura's feelings for him. The way Tsunade saw it, she had two choices: get drunk on sakē for the rest of the day, or force Sakura into confessing her undying love to the Kazekage... decisions, decisions. *post-war*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
Stereotyping Uchiha's by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ /AU/ Without a defined relationship, they were just one too many shades of grey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lemon Juice by MizukiYukiko reviews
"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Astraphobia by MizukiYukiko reviews
Sequel to Lemon Juice. Sometimes pranks go too far, but sometimes it's these situations that help push two people together. Sometimes, a little bit of thunder and lightning is exactly what they needed in the first place. ItachiXSakura. Non-massacre AU. 50 shinobi theme challenge #10 thunderstorms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
The Dance of the Geisha by MizukiYukiko reviews
Sequel to Astraphobia. In which Naruto and Sasuke just have to stop Sakura's impending date with Itachi, and they will do anything to keep her from falling into his hands; and in which Ino and Shisui will make sure that this date does happen, but Sakura is tired of her friends' meddling. And why is Rock Lee dressed as a Geisha? ItachiXSakura. 50 shinobi theme #39. Silk Kimono.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 251 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He's not just another man in her life by Midnight Sakura Blossom reviews
An unexpected friendship develops into so much more. When Sakura realizes that she is falling in love with one of her closest friends, will she tell him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H., Genma S.
SasuSaku Month: 2013 by pluhsauce reviews
This is my first year participating, and I promise to keep it interesting! Day Thirty-one: Unexpected Wealth...The day Sasuke returned to the village, he wasn't sure what hit him harder: Sakura's punch, or the realization that she had always been there for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,069 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sapiosexual by ambiencealikw reviews
Prompt 537 for HPFFP's Super-Spur-Of-The-Moment Fic Contest! 'Sapiosexual - A person sexually attracted to intelligence or the human mind.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh Romeo! by ShelbySabaku reviews
"You should be thankful though Sakura! Everyone male in school wants to be your Romeo!" Sakura was honestly going to kill Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Recovery Period by MadamUchiha82 reviews
Taking Sasuke to the dentist is never fun, unless someone decides they're going to play nurse. If I were you, I'd be a little curious to see how Sakura behaves in her regular nurses office.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Contemplating Cherry Blossoms by TayMor reviews
He saw her. And it wasn't a problem for Itachi until he realized that he couldn't get her out of his mind. AU Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Giving Into Temptation by Prippy reviews
AU [OneShot] Sakura has had it to *here* with Itachi. Itachi can't help himself. [drabble] /random/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Blurred Lines by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Edward Cullen: secret phone sex operator, dirty talking pro and hopelessly in love with his best friend. When a familiar voice calls in, will the lines between friendship, love, and lust become blurred? An entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,356 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Attempted Temptation by Dotti3 reviews
Prim and proper though she is, Uchiha Mikoto isn't afraid to play dirty to get what she wants. Unfortunately for Sakura, the matriarch has every intention of hooking the pinkette up with one of her sons. Modesty and propriety be damned. Prequel fic to 'A Closeted Affair'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
skinny love by ChibiCHICKENluver reviews
oo2 – Sometimes Sakura forgets just how persuasive Sasuke can be. /SasuSaku/100prompts/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 205,525 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
euphoria by Vampirette Knight reviews
It's not perfect, or beautiful or romantic, but it's all Sakura can ask for. Because it's Sasuke and that's all she's ever cared about. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Icha Icha Public by hangmeuptodry reviews
Now, whenever someone suggests going to the movies, Sakura can hardly control her blush and all Kakashi can do is smirk. It's all Tsunade's fault, really. —KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mine by debs o.0 reviews
AU prequel to "right under his nose", but they can also be read as separate pieces... "he ignored everything, focusing only on the girl who had always been at his side and – hopefully – always would be."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
in art we trust by Vampirette Knight reviews
"As much as that pink hair is an eye sore, my fingers itch to run a brush along smooth canvas. She is perhaps, the most awkward combination of exotic colors that I've ever seen, and yet I want to paint her more than I've wanted anything for a very long time. And still, I haven't spoken a word to her." sasusaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
And In Time, We Move On by cutecrazyice reviews
Sasuke hates Sakura for a number of reasons. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hooked Up and Locked Down by LayAtHomeMom reviews
All he wants is a distraction. And a distraction is what he gets when a night out with friends leads to a steamy hook-up. Of course, sometimes things look different in the morning... but that's the trouble with one-night stands in locked down Boston.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the perks of being young by sasukes reviews
They say little kids never tell a lie. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/6/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
18 Flowers by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Of Fern: "Stop believing all women want a prince charming riding on a white horse, Sasuke-kun. Because I don't." [sasusaku oneshots] [Slightly Crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Homecoming Surprise by cleotheo reviews
After four years travelling the globe Harry and Ron are finally coming home. Upon their return the boys are in for a surprise as they accidentally gatecrash a special event. Fluffy one shot. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Game by Boriqua-chan reviews
Sasuke wonders why Sakura's avoiding him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/3/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Wanderlust by ohwhatsherface reviews
For SS Month 2013! AU. Sasuke and Sakura travel the world together.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
ABC's of Life by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is known for many things. Her favorite is the jealous Sasuke mode. But this new found source of jealousy tops everything-with sprinkles and cherry on top. [sasusaku] [fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jealousy by Vampirette Knight reviews
"Now let me show you what a real kiss looks like." Sasusaku oneshot. Post-canon.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tall, Dark, and Handsome by DecidedlyPositive reviews
After a loony fortuneteller gives Sakura a vague description of her supposed true love, Ino takes it upon herself to discover the man's identity…dragging an unwilling Sakura along in the process. [ItaSaku ][non-massacre]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 174 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Prat for all Seasons by thinkswithpen reviews
"The next thing that happens Granger is that I ask you out." "What? " "And then you say yes" "Oh I do, do I?" "Of course you do, after all you have a reputation for being exceedingly bright." Rating is for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,787 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Comfort by Lady Aren reviews
A one-night stand between Sakura and Itachi turns into something more than what either of them had ever hoped for. Add an unhappy Sasuke, ANBU operations and a clan with malicious intentions into the mix, they were in for a hell of a ride. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,866 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
nothing on you by Callista Miralni reviews
Sequel to "of bubble tea, sushi, lists, memories and meetings." For three years, he struggled to live; she refused to dream. In which, Sakura finds a reason to live and Sasuke begins to dream. "You..." "What?" "... are incredible." SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/13/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
It's Murder by ZosieToo reviews
Detective Bella Swan and her partner, DI Edward Cullen work together like a well oiled machine in the Murder Squad. It's strictly a work arrangement and Bella is determined nothing will ever happen between them, because her focus is solely on the job, not on her stunningly gorgeous partner. Now it seems her best friend is hinting that they could be something more. AH, Bella & Ed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,811 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Luck by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,371 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3931 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 4,553 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Momma Bear by Boriqua-chan reviews
Mebuki Haruno becomes furious when she's told that her daughter was almost killed by Sasuke, so she becomes full mama-bear on him, with only Kizashi tying to calm her down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Thank You by Boriqua-chan reviews
After the fight's finished, Sasuke thanks. Sakura then remembers those being his last words, so she asks him what he meant then.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Hokage Sasuke by Boriqua-chan reviews
Sakura's reaction to Sasuke saying he wants to be Hokage. /Sakura-centric/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
Big Girl by Boriqua-chan reviews
Sasuke still doubts Sakura's abilities when she decides to tag along, but when she starts fighting, he's sort of like, "oh" and realizes that he might have underestimated her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Innocent Desires by Kashi-Cookie-Monster reviews
A peeping tom, lack of clothing, and a visit from the cuddle fairy! Kakasaku oneshot for Moonlight1258!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
So Cold by teganharuno reviews
A Sasusaku story. Sakura comes home after four years, changed for the better and hoping she could ignore Sasuke's existance... REWRITING THIS ONE! Future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10249 - Favs: 5,387 - Follows: 4,062 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curve Ball by staceleo reviews
Opposites attract don't they? Not in Bella Swan's world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 5285 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Operation by exposedx reviews
"I had a feeling you were the damsel in distress type of women. Whelp, how about I be your knight in shining armor, eh?" he said and then smirked. Her entire life made an abrupt change. SasuxSaku. Flirty!Sasuke. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Naruto the MatchMaker by Moonlight-ah reviews
Naruto is sick of watching his teammates remain oblivious to their aggressive love. What's Naruto to do in this situation? Why become their matchmaker of course! SasuSaku, comedy and romance! Rated M for Swearing, Lemons and some violence!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,481 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mother's day by Cyndy-kawaii-chan reviews
Sasuke melancholically recalls the days he actually celebrated Mother's day, actually spends time with Naruto, willingly, but to top it off, Sakura has actually has news that will certainly bring a bright light to his day, a bright change to their life. Late Mother's Day Fic. SasuSaku. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sorry by Boriqua-chan reviews
The war is over, Sasuke is back in Konoha, and he is looking over his mistakes and agonizes over them. Thus, compelling him to show up at Sakura's in the middle of the night with an apology. Requested by medicninsakura on Tumblr
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Nothing But Time by Unicorn Paige reviews
Sasuke, Sakura, and the ups and downs of being in a relationship. Drabble series. SasuSaku. Post-canon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,914 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
love on the run by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sasuke likes jogging with Sakura. She keeps him motivated and the conversation is casual enough that they can drop a topic and move forward - literally. Most of the time, at least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Till The World Ends by Nanami Akane reviews
"I bet that you cannot seduce my brother." "Really Sasuke?" "Really." "Well we'll just see about that, hey I'll even give you a boner for good measure." Sasuke gulps as Sakura's eyes darken and her body becomes just that more seductive. What the f*ck did he just get himself into? ItachixSakura and a lil SakuraxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The 'Game' by Cyndy-kawaii-chan reviews
When Sasuke, The Sasuke Uchiha, reluctantly asks Naruto Uzumaki, The Orange Hokage, for help with his personal life, Naruto suggests a game that maybe will solve all of Sasuke's (and Sakura's) problems. 'Sexualopoly'. Keyword: Maybe. -SasuSaku-. T for language. RnR! Possible 2-shot. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
no other love by golden doe reviews
There were just so many could've beens. Too many. But a fling is simply it, a fling. Nothing more. —sasusaku, AU, drabble fic, previously titled as 'here we go again'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Orders by ambiencealikw reviews
It's just a mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19366 - Favs: 8,553 - Follows: 6,614 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Irony of One Sided Obsessions by bananafrappe reviews
"You really shouldn't be so mean to him, though. He just wants his family back; you can't really blame him for that. We would all be a little coarse if it meant getting back what we have lost," Naruto reasoned, sliding his hands into the pockets of his pajama pants, and I lowered my eyes. I didn't like feeling sorry for Sasuke… it would make living with him that much harder.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,866 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Late Shifts by Chasseuse reviews
He decided that it was dangerous to have a senbon in his mouth. Genma/Sakura. 20 men.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Sakura H., Genma S. - Complete
Sweetheart by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku Canon-verse AU. Non-compliant with Fourth Shinobi War Arc. Chi ama mi, ama il mio cane. For Gaara and Sakura, that particular Italian proverb had never been more apt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Hangover by JinnySkeans reviews
It started off as an innocent trip to Vegas shared with their friends. It ended with...well, maybe they'll tell you, if they ever remember. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12315 - Favs: 7,627 - Follows: 6,191 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
the perfect start to the finish line by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sasuke gives out apologies quite freely nowadays, but that doesn't mean everyone accepts them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Self Control by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Ever since he returned to Konoha, ignoring how much a certain pink-haired teammate of his had grown proved to be quite a challenge for Sasuke. A night in Suna tests his control.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Thin Patience by exposedx reviews
Sakura gets pregnant. That's fine. Food cravings slide through. That's okay. Moodswings come in. That's not okay. No sex. Satan is taking over. – SasuxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3814 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 3,062 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pink Flash by Fairest Lady Lisa reviews
Sasuke did not believe her when she said that her pink hair was real. A trip to the girl's restroom proved otherwise. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 3,765 - Follows: 3,183 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Orgasms by Zephyr Hearts reviews
AU; Because masturbation is completely healthy and not abnormal. Follow Sasuke and Sakura into their developing relationship from awkward kisses, to hungry make out sessions. Oh, and raging teenager hormones. Rated M for various reasons. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,243 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The things I do for Love by Gintsuki of the Rain reviews
Sasuke wants Sakura, but he has once again managed to screw himself over, leaving her mad at him again, and him seeking help from the other Konoha Kunoichi. Summary sucks, I'm an OC. PPL are OOC, and Itachi is watching it all on cable. SasuSaku FOR REAL Rated M for language used during my verbal hate for Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Secret by WinterLuvNaruto reviews
Now that Sakura thought about it, her secret wasn't much of a secret. It was kind of an embarrassment. Citrus. Gaara/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Café Latte by mollycoddle reviews
In which Karin's heart feels broken. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Making Bacon by Awesome Team Unicorn reviews
Sasuke returns home from a long mission. Hungry, he stumbles into his kitchen. Naked. Post-canon. SasuSaku. Co-authored by Sakura's Unicorn and Unicorn Paige.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Touch by FruityGrape reviews
Because it only took drinks, a bet, and a small touch to set of a chain of events that would change everything in her life. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
His Apartment by DayDreamingFairy reviews
After years spent living abroad, Edward comes back to the apartment he's subletting to his sister Alice, thinking he'll have to share it with her for at least a few weeks. But is she really the one living there? AH. E/B. M for lots of lemons! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,718 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Didn't Matter by Boriqua-chan reviews
It didn't matter because she didn't care. -drabble-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Perfect Man by floatsodelicately reviews
Percy decides that Molly's interference in Hermione's love life needs to stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
Post-It by TempDeactivatedAcct1331 reviews
Post-It notes have more power than you think... [Fluff]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nightingale by Blade Redwind reviews
He was an ass, an absolute asshole, but, he was her patient and there wasn't much to be done about it. He didn't need her, he didn't need anyone; what he didn't plan on was *wanting* her. Post 4th War; Set in Konoha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,919 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Rocket Queen by sasukes reviews
You're like gum on the concrete. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
That Moment When by WithRhymeNoReason reviews
Minerva McGonagall knew the exact moment when she realized that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were meant for each other. One-shot, 8th Year fluff. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
naked sunday by sasukes reviews
You taste like a whole lotta promises. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Salacious Syndrome by angel-eyes8611 reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke stepped forth from the dark corner of her bedroom, Sakura did the thing she had been waiting to do for so long... "Sakura... Long time, no-" His words were abruptly cut off when Sakura's fist met his face, and he stumbled backwards. 'Did Sakura just... Hit me in the face...' In which Sasuke has a condition only Sakura can cure, and hilarity ensues. M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Forget Me Not by don't feed the models reviews
Chaos ensues when a prestigious all-girls school merges with an all-boys school considered a complete hellhole. It's an opportunity for unlikely new friendships and romance, though the latter might come in many unexpected, though not unwelcome, forms. SasuSaku. NaruHina. Other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,145 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Finding Yourself by UGAgirl reviews
Sakura leaves to become stronger after feeling like life is passing her by. Sasuke finally comes back after defeating Itachi, and wants to restore his clan. But will he get accepted by the village he left? And since when is he attracted to Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,779 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Two Hearts Project by golden doe reviews
It's the eve of Valentine's Day. One night. Two hundred and one attendees. "Will you find your Valentine tonight?"—sasusaku, au.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ferris Wheel Lovin' by Obscurities reviews
Sasuke takes Sakura to The Carnival for their Valentines Day date. His persistence with having to ride The Ferris Wheel seems a bit odd to Sakura. What could he possibly have in mind though? [LEMON WARNING]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Couldn't be Helped by mrsProbie reviews
Non-magic AU. James and Lily have been divorced for almost ten years, and Harry has been friends with Hermione for almost as long. She's been around James for ages, but this feeling about him is... new. Written for Cheeky's Weekly and the I'm Falling in Love... Again competition, both over at HPFC!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Hermione G., James P. - Complete
Star Struck by The Loser Lord reviews
Are you an alien? Because baby, you're outta this world. - SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hot Pizza by Fairest Lady Lisa reviews
She could not help it if the way he ate that slice turned her on especially with the sound he makes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Faking it by Perfect Beauty reviews
For years, men or rather the men of Team Seven thought a woman could never fake it. Sadly, these men were proven wrong...through the process of experimentation...Sak/Ita if you squint hard enough Sak/Sak. One shot. Non-mass
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Domesticated by ohwhatsherface reviews
"I will teach them what it means to put a lion in a cage." - Or, The time Sasuke and Sakura got married and he realized living with her wasn't as easy as it sounded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Stranger by starpower31 reviews
"Everything that fails brings you closer to what works." When two passengers miss their flight, what will help them reach home on time this Christmas? A road trip from San Fran to Seattle, that's what! Let's see what gifts Santa has in store for strangers Edward and Bella this Christmas 2012.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Edward, Bella
Seduction by Myrddin Emrys The Third reviews
Sakura was used to taking over Ino's normal and seduction missions whenever her friend got dumped, but this time she was going alongside Neji for the mission. Something was up with him though, and Sakura was determined to get to the bottom of it, all the while hoping to avoid sleeping with her repulsive mission target. M for lemons, NejiSaku both past and present.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/22/2013 - [Sakura H., Neji H.]
Oblivious by cleotheo reviews
As Harry watched his best friend getting his heart broke, he couldn't help but think things might have been easier for Ron if he wasn't so oblivious. All the signs were there he had just chosen to ignore them. Harry's realisation of a relationship forming between Hermione and Draco. Dramione from Harry's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Project X by Expressive Dissonance reviews
AU. Sakura wakes up in the clutches of a mad scientist with no memory of how she got there. Somehow, she doesn't think the redhead pinning her to the ground is any happier about this than she is. What exactly IS Antibody X? GaaraxSakura. Violence, sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H.
for the sake of living by sasukes reviews
I must say, it's a pleasure waking up to you. —SasuSaku drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Blind Spots by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Sakura's life is a chaotic mess and she can't seem to find her footing. Neji is caught between his duties to his clan and job and a growing interest in a particular medic. It'll start with Sakura breaking his hands and end in Hinata starting a riot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,658 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit List by malificium reviews
"Teme, as your best friend, I shall make you a list, and not just any list my young brooding buddy. This is a list of requirements that any woman that wants to date you must fulfil. You just leave this to Ol' Naruto" Run Sasuke. Run.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,309 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Puppies by Fairest Lady Lisa reviews
"Can I touch one?" "Yes, Naruto." "Oh, wow. This one is soft." "Easy, Naruto. You have to be gentle. Do it gently." "Like this?" "Yes, like that." Those were the things Kiba heard as he stood outside the room.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
A Fractured Fairytale: Heartbreaker by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. And so she dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive because he was a cheating, lying jerk-HOW DARE HE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Study Session by exposedx reviews
"The vagina is such a lovely piece, don't 'cha think? – SasuxSaku. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Search for Haruno Sakura's Deflowerer! by TempDeactivatedAcct1331 reviews
Rumor has it Team Seven's Sakura Haruno has had her innocence taken by some bastard-but who? Join Team Seven on the adventure to find-and brutally murder-the thief of our favorite little pinkette's innocence. Ah, little do they know...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lovers' Spat by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. The day Sasuke lost Naruto's respect forever was the day the blond saw him apologizing to Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Let's Play a Game by the.terrorist reviews
Christmas Fic. Sasu/Saku. One way or another, Sasuke has always managed to avoid being brought back to Konoha. But what happens when Sakura realizes that, just like any other man, he has a certain weakness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
A Surprising Reunion by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione runs into Harry and Ron after not seeing them for ten years, they get a major surprise regarding her life and the reason she suddenly left years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5118 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Feral by Winter Ashby reviews
He sucked and licked, nipped and touched until she was blue-lipped with need and then, he would command her. [Genma & Sakura] Previously posted on my LJ.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sakura H., Genma S. - Complete
Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,175 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Secrets and Surprises by cleotheo reviews
When Dumbledore introduces a new initiative in his seventh year house unity class, secrets are revealed about the Head Girl - Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Fair! by NoSaviour reviews
Sasuke kisses Sakura just to prove an annoying fan girl wrong. To his horror, she yells at him. Team 7 moments. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
This Christmas by Savva reviews
The best presents always come unwrapped. Theodore Nott/Hermione Granger romance. AU EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
Randy Man's Playbook by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A very unique book finds its way to the hands of Draco Malfoy - A book that, if utilized well, could help him fulfill his fantasies. A collaboration story with Aerinn Gwen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,063 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Perfect Excuse by dark dreamerx reviews
[SasuSaku Oneshot] It's Sasuke's Seventeenth Birthday and Sakura manages to get him a birthday present...and an excuse to do it again. Comical and retarded, enjoy xD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drunk by dark dreamerx reviews
[SasuSaku Twoshot] Sasuke's drunk, Sakura's there. Nuff said. Second chapter is the morning after, humorous and cute. Read and review :D.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Decode by ComicBookGirl1206 reviews
Bella & Edward are bestfriends. She's inlove with him & he has no idea. After years of heartache, Bella decides it's time to move on, but how will Edward take it when he realizes that Bella isn't the shy girl he thinks she is, & starts dating another guy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,761 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cannonball by blackestfaery reviews
ONESHOT. Kakashi does some thinking the morning after. Implied KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Cracked by ambiencealikw reviews
Slytherin!Hermione makes a bet with Pansy – who can make the ever stoic Theodore Nott crack first?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
promised letters by golden doe reviews
Sakura called it coincidence. His mother said it was destiny. Only belatedly did Sasuke realise, it was actually a second chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
notification by golden doe reviews
all day, all night, he waited for that notification to arrive. It didn't. After the First Date Sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Straightforward by Traumaddict reviews
Itachi wasn't a subtle man; what he wanted is what he got, no matter the circumstances. And he wanted her. Not that she was all that opposed to the idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Uchiha way by SaSuSaKu909 reviews
the proper way to ask a girl out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Painful Pleasures by MoyE reviews
Pain is an art, which, if mastered can be very pleasurable. That is a lesson this kunoichi will not forget. A lesson someone will not let her forget. Hidan x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Hidan
The Whole Package by PrimaryDiamonds reviews
Collab relay-fic by DiamondHeart78 and primarycolors. Bella sees him every day but has a hard time gathering up the nerve to make a move. Every delivery is a special delivery. UPSward/Gamerward! E/B AH Rated M for Bella checkin' out Edward's package.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 2,358 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
parting the clouds by in cages reviews
he points his finger & she bares her teeth; they are in love, or so they're told. —sasukesakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Marvelous Misadventure of Saya Haruno and Mikoto Uchiha by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
Two mothers united by a common cause around the world. GRANDCHILDREN! And proving that stupid cousin Koran wrong of course. No force of nature or pesky Sasuke will stop these two from making their awkward children 'get it on'. Will they get grandchildren to spoil? Poor Itachi and Sakura, they have no idea what's coming. Now rated M because of second chapter :P Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 3,674 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
hot temptation by AkatsukiGirl4ever reviews
Sakura gets boerd and wants to play a prank on her sexy red head. But what happens when she gets caught by said red head? XD LEMON I DONT OWN NARUTO! R&R PLEASE! If i dont get enough reveiws i cant write another.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Catch You Later by JinnySkeans reviews
Her voice was warm, sweet honey in his ear as she murmured, "Then come and find me, Sasuke-kun." It's the last summer before college, and he won't let her get away so easily. Posted: Epilogue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 135,656 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hardtail Curve by JessAndTAT reviews
Edward: An overworked CEO. Bella: A tattoo covered, bar owning, biker babe. Sparks fly, along with the insults. Can they work it out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,657 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Go Strong, Go Fast by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU "Would you just wait?" He said exasperatedly. She stopped then slowly turned to him. Her face was calm, tired; but calm. "I did, did you?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You're all I see by Shaillerine reviews
"Sasuke, would you. . . would you die? For me?" she looked into his onyx orbs "No" she bit her lip, but then she smirked at his next words "Sakura, I would kill for you" he pecked her lips "Me too". . . . Warning. . Assassinfic. Sasusaku, Nejiten, Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Your Petty Advances by LoveIllusions reviews
"May I suggest my optometrist? Your eye seems to be having some type of spasm; it must be irritating to be twitching ferociously like that." In which Sakura must complete her final task in order to become a full fledged ANBU; seducing Itachi. —ItaSaku; Non-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Small Lie and a Lost Bet by Naruhime reviews
It was just a small lie to get Ino of my back. Then came the bet which I lost. Than HE came back in time for the festival. All would have worked out if he didn't say it. But he did and we were doomed. Let's just hope Tsunade doesn't hear about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,859 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Downward Spiral by cutecrazyice reviews
And the downward spiral to madness - or is it something else? - begins. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Reason to Breathe by river of the sand reviews
AU GaaSaku. The train stopped suddenly and she fell into his arms. Her panic had disappeared, only to be replaced by a far more pleasant sensation; and she was falling all over again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2012 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
Missed Connections by UnseenLibrarian reviews
After a pleasant autumnal trip to Diagon Alley with her friends, a Missed Connection describing Hermione appears in the Daily Prophet's Personals column. Who could have left it? Hermione's mad with curiosity, but the identity of the sender remains a mystery. Harry knows, but wild hippogriffs couldn't drag it out of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In The Town Of Tokyo by DuckyNinja reviews
It was just supposed to be a one-night stand but who knew it would only take them seven days to become engaged. "You need a woman in your life Sasuke." "I do have one." Sakura's face was marred with shock, "You do? who is it?" he returned her gaze, "You."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,785 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My True Love's Kiss by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura Uzumaki Naruto's younger sister is finally dating Sasuke and they are finding that the sex, the love, and the relationship are great. But of course obstacles will insure and they will find that True Love has a lot more coming for them. -Sequel-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss Her You Know What, Sasuke by Fairest Lady Lisa reviews
Sakura was fed up with Sasuke's actions. The only way she would forgive him is if he would kiss her you know what. SasuSaku ItaHana and other pairings inside. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Table for Two by Aria Illusine reviews
Itachi wanted to have some time to himself after a clan meeting. Sakura had had a rough day at the clinic. They both wanted dinner at the same restaurant. But when said restaurant had only one table open when they arrived, the two acquaintances were thrown together to find that perhaps neither had really wanted to sit alone. NonMass ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The First Five Times by Lara Zed reviews
Hermione and Percy aren't even dating, so why do they keep ending up in bed with each other? Rated M for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Percy W., Hermione G. - Complete
My Neighbour Uchiha Sasuke by ApplelovesApples reviews
"I hate you Uchiha" she spat. "No you don't." She raised a brow at that. "If you did, you would have moved years ago." He responded "Trust me, I'll be moving far, far away from you by the end of this year." She glared with her arms crossed over her chest. "Good luck with that" he smirked before walking away. REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ashiteru by katthecat12 reviews
SasuSaku smut, lemons, and anything else you can think of like that. Kiba's dare to Sasuke to 'do it' with Sakura turns into something of a wild adventure full of tears, love, laughs, and life. WARNING: EXTREME ADULT CONTENT! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,215 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Amongst Hell Are Angels by AnimeCountDown reviews
She seeks revenge. He seeks an heir. Maybe they could work together and find something worth a little bit more. SakuraXItachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,254 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Beyond Words by Blue Rose 01 reviews
Because there are some things that even the greatest of geniuses cannot put into words. ItaSaku, Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,023 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Of Strawberry Condoms and Unwanted Interruptions by HauntedMoonlight reviews
In which Sakura's one horny girl, Sasuke learns more than he wants to know, and Naruto's just plain Naruto. SasuSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Closeted Affair by Dotti3 reviews
If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Empire: A Family Affair by Zeta Kizzy reviews
The rulers of the Saiyan Empire have more to deal with than just political affairs. They have to deal with their own relationship, a whimsical son, a pretentious daughter, and a little thing called sibling rivalry.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,680 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bulma, Vegeta
Change of Heart by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
When Sakura said he'd need to make a few changes in his life for health reasons, Sasuke was less than enthusiastic. But with Sakura lending a hand, change might not be so bad. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Law of the Library by WeasleyForMe reviews
When the librarian goes head-to-head with the bookworm, who will come out on top? Hermione/Percy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
The Best Man's Best Friends by golden doe reviews
"I can't believe you're getting married, Forehead!" "That would be because I'm not, Pig" "I mean you didn't even tell me you're engaged! Much less have a boyfriend!" Glare. "You know I don't." "So imagine my surprise when I got the wedding invitation in my mail today." "WHAT?"... "I can't believe my best friends are getting married and I'm the best man too-ttebayo!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The P E R F E C T Boyfriend List by TempDeactivatedAcct1331 reviews
Ino decided to pick out a "boy-toy" for her seemingly single best friend Sakura via list of "requirements". Little does she know Sakura already has the perfect boyfriend... "Sasuke Uchiha if you don't pick up that phone right now no sex for a week!" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha Connect Chat by TempDeactivatedAcct1331 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have a random, fluffy conversation via Konoha Connect chat site. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dating While Intoxicated by Dotti3 reviews
When it comes to two irrational and hormonal shinobi, alcohol is the last thing they need. After a drinking contest gets out of hand, the village of Konoha find this out the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Perfect Porcelain by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ They were nineteen and nervous. They were twenty and hormonal. They were twenty-one and crazy about each other. This is the evolution of their bond after his return. Post-canon. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Spying on Sasuke by SecretFanGirl.ox reviews
Naruto and Sakura think Sasuke is up to something, so they decide to spy on them, but how much will they learn? Rated M for adult themes. Bad summery.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sword Stealing by Boriqua-chan reviews
She would probably die for this, but eh. Why does she care? She's having the time of her goddamned life. -Minor SasuSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
friend zone by golden doe reviews
Uchiha Sasuke's word of advise? "Never ever use subtlety to woo Miss Oblivious. It doesn't work."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fine Dining by myfavoriteloser reviews
It's kind of hard to impress your girlfriend's parents when her brother won't stop making eyes at you from across the dinner table
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gatorade by TempDeactivatedAcct1331 reviews
Sakura leaned back in her seat, arms crossed. "That's the butt-wipe who stole my Gatorade." Ino's eyes widened and she dramatically gasped. "You straddled Sasuke Uchiha?" SasuSaku Gatorade Fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Company of Dragons by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Hermione revels in her newfound passion for dragons – and their Keeper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Anatomy Lab by sasusaku779 reviews
Sakura's had Sasuke's help in lecture and now he decides to get involved in lab!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by HardlyFatal reviews
Inoue Orihime is dead and living in Kuchiki Byakuya's house. How likely is it for the nicest human on the planet, who also happens to be smokin' hot, to fall for an emotionally constipated elitist snob? COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Orihime I., Byakuya K. - Complete
you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The deal by Isuzu Hime reviews
It's been 3 years since Sasuke defeated his brother and he now lives a peaceful life in Konoha. It's time for him to rebuilt his clan, but it takes two to have children. SxS and others minor pairings. Rated M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,586 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Secret by cocoablossom reviews
Sakura wants to know Itachi's secret to his silky, smooth hair. Itachi is all too eager to show her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Emerald Dresses and Broken Zippers by HauntedMoonlight reviews
"Please? Pretty please with sugar on it?" "Absolutely not." "But I need to see how it looks!" "Then find a girl!" Self-control only goes so far, even for a certain steely Uchiha. SasuSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Chance by xoxo1159285 reviews
There was no way in hell Sakura would let him get what he always wanted. Sakura isn't the one to back down. Itachi always loved a challenge. He was just going to have to work for it... Let the games begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
I Need A Boy by golden doe reviews
Like every other girl, she needs a boy. Preferably someone sexy, free and single.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Boy Guide by Sharinganblossom reviews
Holy Abercrombie model...yea this is going to be a long summer. Watch Sakura as she struggles to survive in her huge new home, and befriend the unfriendly Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,957 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Center of Attention by cocoablossom reviews
Sasuke has been feeling neglected and Sakura knows just the remedy for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After All This Time by Not Your Girl 555 reviews
Summary Inside! But trust me, it's good. AND OF COURSE! RATED M FOR A REASON GUYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,826 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Eavesdropping by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Sasuke overhears an interesting conversation and decides to take action, wanting to see the now cold and composed Sakura flustered at least once more. Little does he know that he will be the one rendered speechless.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/19/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sweetest Downfall by ohwhatsherface reviews
And now she's just sitting around with his broken body waiting for her poison to run its course and kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Present by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
.SasuSaku. For Tsunade's Birthday. "Get me grandchildren," Tsunade declared and Sakura slipped and fell backwards. Smooth, Sakura, smooth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Unconventional by Callista Miralni reviews
Her Organic Chemistry notes were the most prized and rarest item in their failing class. For Uchiha Sasuke, the note taker was much more difficult to obtain than her silly notes. SasuSaku, AU. For SasuSaku Month 2012
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Oh, the Joys of Dentistry! by TempDeactivatedAcct1331 reviews
"I want to be a dentist so I can do your mouth." That...was NOT what I meant to say. -because Sasuke just isn't Sasuke if he doesn't win and embarrass himself in the process. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cherry Weasel by verabeachylucia reviews
Since the dawn of time the Uchiha have put friends and enemies alike under a spell with their Sharingan. But what happens when a certain medic unknowingly puts the Uchiha prodigy under a spell with her own mesmerizing eyes? "I will have her."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,838 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Wedding Bells by myfavoriteloser reviews
Sasuke didn't see how it was fair that he got yelled at for not wanting to partake in his older brother's sham of a wedding to some home-wrecking harlot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dream of Home by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Chakra depleted and severely injured, Sasuke finds his lifeline, and is not surprised to realize that it is her. After all, it has always been her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/13/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
House of Cards by JaneDoe39 reviews
"Not inside the house," she told him by way of answer. "Then why'd you buy them?" he pulled the cigarette away, throwing it haphazardly onto the table. "Because I thought you were dead. But now you're not, so rules still apply." He said something that sounded suspiciously like, "Damn man can't smoke in his own damn house," but died away under the press of her lips against his.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 140,844 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love Rush by Tsugi no mai hakuren reviews
"I'm not having sex with you." she whispered. Sasuke pulled her against him. He bent down, his breath coming out in puffs over her ear. "Why not?...No one can pleasure you like I can." One shot. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Halloween Night by Moonlight-ah reviews
It's Halloween in Konoha and Sasuke challenges Sakura to a game. Sakura and Sasuke finally get the treat they've been waiting for all these years after. SasuSaku! One-shot! Rated M for swearing, and a lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
your place in my heart is the whole of my heart by arabesque05 reviews
A sasusaku: Sasuke makes a pie chart of his heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Flirt by Blue Rose 01 reviews
In which Itachi learns how to flirt. Theme #30: Flirt of the 50 shinobi theme challenge. ItaSaku, Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Friend Zone by SkySamuraiGirl reviews
He desperately wanted to get out of the friend zone and he didn't care if she had a jerk-faced boyfriend. He was Sasuke Uchiha for crying out loud, a person who was known for never backing down. AU One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
As Sick as a Dog by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Actions speak louder than words. And she realized that day, it was her presence that he wanted, and not her treatment.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
sparks fly by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Maybe she's just too drunk or maybe she just likes him that much. Either way, when they hold hands, sparks fly. Literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Uchiha Family Chronicles by eskeflowne reviews
Chap 2 My Wife is Positively Glowing:: "Sakura, what are you doing?" he questioned as his wife began lowering herself to her knees..."Shh Itachi." :: Mature Content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
One Step at a Time by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. "Look, Sasuke, I'm willing to try to work with you again, but keep your damn snake away from me, alright?" It was so easy to make assumptions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
literacy by Carmie-chan reviews
In which you express your feelings through a dictionary because you're not the best conversationalist. For SasuSaku Month. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7429 - Favs: 10,287 - Follows: 5,773 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fanboys by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was totally in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto and Shikamaru totally knew that. Now if only Sasuke would agree with them...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spit by hotoffthefryer reviews
Sasuke decides to test if you can really run out of spit with Sakura on one hot summer day. By licking her. He really doesn't care if she doesn't like it; whatever gets the point proven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hands by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
"It's definitely those huge boobs!" as Genma would so interestingly put it. Short KakaSaku fluff...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Release the Dango, Uchiha! by Lherien reviews
Mikoto is having problems with her eldest son, Uchiha Itachi. She asks for help from a certain pink-haired medic. Having bad health eating habits coming from the stoic Uchiha is already bad enough for Sakura when he suddenly finds an interest in her. Bad Summary. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hard to Get by myohhhmy reviews
Bad girl Bella may be a little much to take for one unsuspecting vampire when she arrives in Forks in this uber naughty take on Twilight. Rated MA for lemons, language, and UST. BxE Ooc . Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,057 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Benefits of Horror Movies by HauntedMoonlight reviews
Sakura's not amused after watching The Exorcist. In fact, she's so freaked, she convinces a reluctant Sasuke to stay the night, just in case. But exactly how much self-control does Sasuke possess? SasuSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate Technique by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Little Get-Together. Naruto shows off his new jutsu. The result is not quite anything Itachi or Sakura expect to see. 50-shinobi Theme 31: Sexy-No-Jutsu. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Better Think Twice by tickledpinkstamper reviews
Too much alcohol and a couple of drunken encounters at different times with different people normally doesn't make for twins. Or does it? Better Think Twice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,504 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Breathless Sort of Attraction by WellHowAboutThat reviews
Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Last Chance by TheGnRFangirl reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have been separeated for five years. Sakura is seventeen and is engaged to someone else. Sasuke only has on last chance to get back his lover. Rated M for character death and future lemons. -hiatus- (some issues came up)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,537 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
That's Gross by TempDeactivatedAcct1331 reviews
Sakura and Sasuke aren't very fond of public displays of affection... but that doesn't mean they can't be a little hypocritical! SasuSaku KibaIno NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Darkness by e v i l - m u f f i n - 8 reviews
Sasuke let out a breath; something close to a sigh. "I've achieved my goal. Itachi is dead. If Konoha wishes me dead as well then so be it."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,538 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teasing Pleasure by Yuma'sCarrotDick reviews
She was sick of him teasing her and calling her names all day long. His weakness was obvious; pure lust. Sick of being teased, Sakura flips the tables on him. What has Hidan gotten himself into? Warning: LEMON and LANGUAGE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Labels by TempDeactivatedAcct1331 reviews
Sakura doesn't like labels very much but after lunch with a certain raven-haired emo she might find at least one she wouldn't mind too much... SasuSaku T for Teenagers and Tora High
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12687 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Creepy by Expressive Dissonance reviews
What the heck made Gaara so freaking unnerving? GaaSaku. Reposted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Finally, Sasuke! by TempDeactivatedAcct1331 reviews
"Only if you admit you like me." "Maybe a little." Finally! For an Uchiha you really are slow. Jealousy, distraction, and Icha Icha Paradise. Super long one-shot with bonus story included. SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Adventures of Ramen Man and Dango Boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 159 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mary Syndrome by Expressive Dissonance reviews
"Are you implying that I raped you?" Sakura asked in disbelief. A drunken night leaves Sakura with a bun in the oven and on a wild goose chase. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Pinky Promise by Runaway Wordette reviews
It all begins with two five year olds who share a pinky promise to be best friends forever. Now those two five year olds are juniors. Will new unknown feelings, jealous brothers, and highschool drama tear them a part? Or will it tie them together in new ways?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,412 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Scarlet Letters by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lovely by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU "Is she your girlfriend?" The old man asked. "We're not fond of labels." He replied. "She's lovely." said the old man. The corner of Sasuke's lips twitched upward, forcing a sliver of a smile onto his face. "She is."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Meeting by JustForkIt reviews
They've known each other for years but never actually met. Through IMs, phone calls, and text messaging they've become best friends. But what happens with Bella takes an unexpected job opportunity that will put them both in the same town?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,366 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,990 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loving Couple by Expressive Dissonance reviews
Among other things, Gaara and Sakura are a very loving couple. Rated T for language and sexual implications.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
I Need A Girl by golden doe reviews
When some random dude grabs Sakura and begs her to be his girlfriend in front of student body, she didn't really have a choice but to say yes. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 3029 - Favs: 3,276 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pillow Talk by K. Ly reviews
"This is the last time I will be able to get into bed with you," Draco said. "You sound disappointed." Draco sneaks into Hermione's bed the night before she is supposedly getting married. Primarily fluffy goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Resigned Advice For Hard Times by DiabloFenrirCerberus reviews
Non-massacre! Itachi never knew Sakura had such an amusing way with words.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
What happens in Vegas by Kicho-chan reviews
The gang is getting together in the one and only City of Sin, Las Vegas!And they know just as well as anyone else that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.So what Sakura did there, stayed there. "What we did that day doesn't apply back in Japan!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,864 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Melvin by ElsiMate reviews
In which Sakura talks about dresses, boobs and coffee to the only man around. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It all started with a kiss by SakuraStories reviews
Kakashi gives Sakura her first of many kisses ... Best possible summary. Rated m for a reason. No one under 18 please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Rebound by MaPetite-cricket reviews
He worked with her for years until one day he finally noticed her. Genma only thought he was asking her out for a drink but it turned into so much more. A one-shot based off my fic Opheliac. Warning: rated M for language, themes, and a graphic lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Genma S., Sakura H. - Complete
Red Dress by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura has a massive crush on Kakashi but doesn't have the courage to tell him. Even a sexy dress and flirting doesn't seem to help. When she's alone and lonely, thoughts of him are all she has to keep warm. Written for the Big Bang challenge. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Necessities by Kashi-Cookie-Monster reviews
Sakura can get rather grumpy when she's missing one of her life's necessities. What can dear Kakashi-Sensei do to help?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Rosary by Accio Uchiha reviews
And while the thought vaguely crossed her mind that right now her hands were holding up a talking decapitated head directly above her own, the first words that came out of Sakura's frowning mouth were, "Is that your natural hair color?" Seriously M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hidan, Sakura H.
I know you want this by ilovetimbits reviews
Hidan and Sakura. Rated for LEMON and hidans foul mouth
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Introduce People with Thoughtful Details by Captainraychill reviews
To Hermione Granger's great irritation, Draco Malfoy mocks her newest social skill. One-shot Dramione romantic comedy, inspired by Bridget Jones' Diary. Dramione Couples Remix Fest 2012, 2nd Place, Participants Choice Award. Thanks to my beta, icicle33!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Design For Life by Tardis19 reviews
He's a shy library clerk. She's an outspoken tattoo artist. They come from two different worlds, but they're both looking for the same thing. Can they survive the danger that is lurking nearby and have their happy ever after?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,583 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Stranger by SakuraStories reviews
Who keeps sneaking into Sakura's room at night? Lemon, 18 please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The One by Angie-san reviews
Uchiha Itachi always believed Haruno Sakura to be beneath his notice. But a chance encounter with the pink haired kunoichi reveals his error and gives him a chance to remedy his mistake in the most unexpected of ways. AU, Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lifetime It Is by Angie-san reviews
Follow up to The One. Nine months into Itachi and Sakura's fictional courtship Akatsuki make their move and Sakura's mother forces the pair into a corner, leaving Itachi no choice but to make a decision or risk losing Sakura completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sexy and I Know It by hotoffthefryer reviews
In which Sakura discovers that Sasuke definitely knows he's sexy. And he's happy about it. Drabble. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Her Company by Cinma reviews
AU. Kiba's finally got the girl, but he's got one problem: getting her to admit it. With her new anthropology partner in the picture, things are getting a little bit more complicated. No one ever said dating Haruno Sakura would be easy. KibaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - [Kiba I., Sakura H.]
Hot Water by WellHowAboutThat reviews
It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Let the Games Begin by PlayingKitti2011 reviews
Bella is the badass new girl at her new prep school and she doesn't plan on making any friends. That is until she finds herself in a steamy situation with Mr. Popular himself. What's a girl to do with that? Play with him, of course. AH. Rated M for lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,450 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
More Than Anything by JinnySkeans reviews
The Hokage is surprised by a late night visitor. Even more so by his request. SasuSaku drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Clan Galas and Drunken Hokages by eskeflowne reviews
A drunken Hokage and a sexy ANBU captain was not what Sakura anticipated when attending a clan Gala...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rabbit Heart by KitsuShel reviews
When a stalker gets too close to rockstar Izzy Dwyer, she makes a choice that brings her back to her hometown and leads her on a journey full of new love and friendships.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,174 - Reviews: 6883 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
Forbidden by Enodia reviews
Sometimes what you see is what you get. Sometimes not. Sometimes only a select few know what really goes on behind the scenes. Sakura and Shikamaru are both aware of this and they prefer to keep some secrets to themselves. Shikasaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sucker Love by Tjoek reviews
"The first time he sees her is out in the school courtyard, cigarette smoke billowing from her nostrils like a furious dragon. He is surprised at himself for noticing her. He doesn't normally notice people, he observes them..." AU. Violate.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,671 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Tate L., Violet H.
Reason: Un Peu Bourrée by serenity-touched reviews
Sakura experiences her first time drinking a little too much. Rated for Language and Adult Themes. Modern Day AU. Oneshot. KakaSaku. Based from my current ongoing story. You don't have to know it to read, but just a small treat for those who have.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2012 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Skaters & Lovers by sakurablossom95 reviews
Sasuke's new to Konoha and new to Sakura will there love set place or will they set fire to it. Hahaha Karin Bashing!. "Show me what it is to love." He smirked. "Love me to let me show you." Skaters & Lovers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 4,142 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Poor Substitute by MaPetite-cricket reviews
A brief encounter in a cave after a mission has Sakura confused. Neji on the other hand knows what he wants, and he wants her, but will she want him when the one person she never thought she'd see again comes back? WARNING:Rated M for adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Charades by RaInxDrOps reviews
Team Seven and Itachi's ANBU team spend the night at the same Inn. For Sakura, who is the only girl present, things are not looking too pretty. ItachixSaku, Non-mass, One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Follow me Home by randompenmenship reviews
someone is stalking our pink haired medic who could it be? Maybe, it's her secret boyfriend Uchiha Itachi read to find out more nonmass
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
twosided marriage by Ghoster.Z reviews
He's petting my stomach and calling it a strong boy, a healthy boy, a good boy who will listen to mommy even when she threatens bodily harm to daddy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi's weakness by thelandofmakebelieve reviews
Sakura now an ANBU has one problem. Itachi is her captain. Not only does she have to deal with Itachi's ego but his protectiveness as well. And what will Shikamaru do when he hears about this matter? Rated M just in case. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,099 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Itachi U. - Complete
NOT THE AMERICAN AVERAGE by NeonJay reviews
SASORI AND SAKURA LEMON . NUFF SAID.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Collide by RZZMG reviews
It began with a collision... and became the hottest tumble of Hermione Granger's life! A story of wishes influencing ritual magic & a happily-ever-after accompanied by crazy, wild kisses. Hermione x Charlie Weasley. Hot shag! 2011 Smutty-Claus Fest entry. Story nominated for "BEST HERMIONE" in the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,064 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Coffee Induced Phone Calls by BlueLilyTiger24 reviews
Bella chooses to work instead of going to a concert with her friends. But what happens when the world famous Edward Cullen decides to come to her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,591 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Slow Boil by kts reviews
Bella's an exchange student hoping to find a job to keep herself employed for the summer so that she can stay on at an exclusive University. Her best job prospect is a part-time housekeeping position with one Mr. Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,904 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,630 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Their Mistake and Her Revenge by LilMissObsessed reviews
They replaced her with Karin, leaving her shattered.She became a famous model/singer/actress. Now she's back and she's going to give them a dose of their own medicine. Do Sasuke and Sakura's love have a second chance in all this chaos?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,050 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Compromising Situations by AJlovesKakashi reviews
After ditching what was obviously going to be an awkward dinner, Itachi goes out. He didn't expect to ditch his annoying cousin for a dinner with a pink-haired medic and he certainly didn't count on kissing her in front of his brother. Non-mass, two-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Perfect Dream by elle6778 reviews
When the dream to reunite Team 7 ends, it is surprisingly easy to bury the pain and carry on. But how long can one pretend? SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,449 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Think I Love You by MissLucyToxic reviews
"You're quitting? Why?" he asked "Because you're arrogant, demanding..and.." she stopped and stared at him Tears threatening to fall from her eyes "I think I'm falling for you" she said loud enough for him to hear Bad summary read to find out more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 36,535 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Don't let your guard down by ItaSaku-ness reviews
After Sakura is placed on the same anbu team as Itachi, Sakura drops her guard in the shower only for Itachi to catch her, now he needs to teach her a lesson about what happens when you let you guard down. Warning extremly heavy lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5472 - Favs: 5,663 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
It's All Greek to Naruto by shasa reviews
Sakura never asked to be a goddess. She never asked to be "consort" to THE Sasuke Uchiha, hotter than the hell he ruled. All she had really wanted was to drop by and pick up a change of clean clothes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,850 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Her: A Teacher of the Year Outtake by DH78 reviews
Ever wonder what Edward was doing at that bar to begin with? EPOV of Teacher of the Year's Chapter One. You DO NOT need to read TotY in order to enjoy this outtake.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Gallery: Twilight25, round 5 by Vican reviews
20 drabbles, 5 one-shots, 3 months. That's pretty much it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,304 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Complete
Kage Bunshin by Kashi-Cookie-Monster reviews
Kakasaku Lemon. Not a great deal of plot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Top of the world by Freak-show101 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha couldn't believe he was jealous. Of Karin. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Don't You Wanna Stay by the.terrorist reviews
Christmas Fic. Sasu/Saku. Seeking help one cold winter night at his old teammate's place, Sasuke remembers just what Christmas is about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 4,673 - Follows: 3,639 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Famous by hotoffthefryer reviews
"Kiss me." Before she could register the request, smooth lips covered her own. Seconds passed before her heel jabbed his foot. "What's your issue!" Sakura shouted, face flushed. So what she asked if he was single? It didn't mean she wanted to be with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confrontation by Lady Crux reviews
Non-massacre. Sandaime Hokage & The Uchiha clan come to an agreement, what would the world be like if they never died? Chapter twelve up but be warned there is a scrumptious lemon in it. all reviews welcome
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 137,487 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Perfectly Imperfect by lindsay520 reviews
Bella is a socially awkward loner. Edward is lost in a meaningless marriage. Co-workers of a moving company, several long road-trips and lonely motel nights alone start a bond between them that may be stronger than either of them had ever expected. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,115 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
training by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Sequel to flirt. He is intent on laying claim to her. She is not so thrilled by his possessiveness. Meanwhile, Team Seven watches on with complete bewilderment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
life is twister by Ghoster.Z reviews
Eunhyuk? You named our son Eunhyuk? I can't even pronounce that! "Gaara, unless you wish to carry our child in your stomach for 9 months, I suggest you stop talking."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Secret Santa by Kashi-Cookie-Monster reviews
A... parade? And Jack Sparrow? Kakasaku lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
of pickup lines and popsicles by fishtank reviews
AU. One thing will always lead to another. Always. —Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Nugget of Gold by hotoffthefryer reviews
You do everything she says. No, actually, I don't. Long stares between cold silences, and then: "Yeah, you're right, teme; your hair does still look like a duck's rear end. What was I thinking; she'd never go for you." AU, SasuSaku; Gift!fic for KillerMay
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
take my breath away by wordbends reviews
Disney movies made Sakura feel all warm and gooey inside. Sort of like boogers and pancake batter and Sasuke, only not. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
testing, testing by wordbends reviews
In which Sakura realizes that her best friend's relatives are all jerks. She reacts by throwing things. — Non-massacre AU; Shisui/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Shisui U., Sakura H. - Complete
hard candy by wordbends reviews
Sakura finds Viagra on Sasuke's night-table. Hell proceeds to break loose. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
As You Wish by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger has a one-off with a mystery stranger in the dark on Halloween night, that ends with them agreeing not to know each other's identities, but neither able to let it go. 2011 Samhain Smut fest entry. Hot Shag-Mystery-Romance! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Obsession by Kashi-Cookie-Monster reviews
There is a fine line between love and obsession - one that is often swayed by jealousy and paranoia. When misunderstandings occur, it can take real strength of will to put things right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sticks And Stones by J-Pop Princess reviews
A drabble written for an LJ meme. This is a PWP of Kakashi and Sakura's explorations of S&M. It contains EXTREME sexual content so I don't want to her any complains. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Porn Addiction by Kashi-Cookie-Monster reviews
Rated M for a reason, guys!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Winning by cutecrazyice reviews
"Isn't it fun? All this gossip about Shikamaru putting the moves on Sakura – he's moving, alright. For such a lazy ass, he's moving. It's pretty impressive." Sasuke was not impressed. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fallen Feathers Chapter Seventeen UNCENSORED by Vampirette Knight reviews
As the title implies, this is the mature version of Chapter Seventeen in Fallen Feathers. Enjoy ;D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Consequences of Meddling by cutecrazyice reviews
It was on her seventeenth birthday when Sakura finally decided to move on from her so-called everlasting love with the one and only remaining Uchiha of Konoha. And then, on her eighteenth, Sasuke decided he wanted her back. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Night to Remember by SakuraStories reviews
"A drunken mind will tell the truth a sober one is afraid to admit" Kakashi doesn't remember last night. It could destroy everything between him and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Valentines Day by Ouatu Yuuki reviews
Ino's working in the flower shop on Valentines day yet again. All she thinks about is her Lazy teammate who just can't get a clue. What happens when he comes in buying a bouquet and lying as to why he bought them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
A different mask by SakuraStories reviews
Its Halloween. Kakashi is invited to a party. He wearing a different mask tonight. Will anyone recognize him? Will he recognize Sakura? Rated M to be safe for slight language and a few adult situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Series of Unconventional Events by WellHowAboutThat reviews
There was no forewarning, no possible way to prepare himself. Sasuke Uchiha wasn't so foolish that he thought he could handle this problem. His source of trouble being a certain pink haired team mate that insisted on being full of surprises.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,538 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Master of Manipulation by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. When obligated to share a tent and a sleeping bag with the ex-missing nin, Sakura finds out something very, very interesting. She swears to use the newly acquired information as blackmail material, but he ends up crumbling her resolve. Again.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/21/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
in waking, he dreams by the general girl reviews
He says thank you half of the time, but even in his dreams she never responds. — sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomorrow by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. In which Sasuke is the one doing the pursuing, and Sakura is giving him life lessons.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sakura's life in Naruto's shoes by Mystery anomaly reviews
Sakura is Sakura Uzumaki is the demon container and Sasuke is still a Uchiha but his clan was not massacred. Naruto is Ino's twin. Characters will be OOC. I suck at summaries but read if you want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 138,574 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Get A Little Closer by WellHowAboutThat reviews
If Sakura were to tell the truth, there's nothing quite as satisfying as getting under Sasuke Uchiha's skin. She rather enjoys making him lose his self control. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Right Here Waiting for You by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. It is the middle of the night, and Sasuke reaches a conclusion.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
a hundred times over by theparisian reviews
based on the fact that an average human has 3000 thoughts per day. Take a peek into Sasuke's brain on a typical morning. Team Seven with a dash of SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 1,405 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On Truths and Lies by the general girl reviews
Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Abnormal by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. "And it doesn't change the fact that you're freaking abnormal!" she proclaimed heatedly after a brief moment of contemplation. "I mean, who the hell doesn't like sweets?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/8/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
All That Remains by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. She is not the type to complain, but she truly believes that the way the cards have been dealt in her case is unfair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Oasis in the Sand by PeregrineFlight reviews
Sakura is sent by Naruto to spend a year in Suna training the medic-nin there, she arrives to chaos, but soon finds peace in the desert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,441 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Accidental Haircut by cutecrazyice reviews
Neji? Haircut? Do those even go hand in hand? Sakura's about to find out. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
There Are Always Two Sides To Every Story by SarahJean6 reviews
Book worm Edward and outgoing Twin Alice live off campus in a three bedroom house their first year in college. The Cullen's former Aussie exchange student Bella takes the third bedroom. They both speak English but don't understand eachother! Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,253 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Edward, Bella
On the Other Side by the general girl reviews
For week one of sasusaku month, alternate universe. Six different verses of Sasuke and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twister by RZZMG reviews
Graduation night. Slytherin common room. Four witches, one twisted game of Twister. Who will win Malfoy's cherry? Will it be Hermione, Padma, Pansy or Susan? 2011 Deflowering Draco Fest entry. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. Comedy-Romance-Hot Shag! Story nominated for "MOST UNIQUE STORY PLOT/TWIST" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,854 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cuddler by cutecrazyice reviews
Who knew he would have the most unexpected habit? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchihas Be Damned! by Truble reviews
She was with one, admired another, hated the next, but love... that was a strong word that she never thought she'd feel for one of them. DAMN THOSE UCHIHA! Non-Massacre
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,734 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Heartbeat by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,797 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Silence by Asiil reviews
She has found that some things are better left unsaid, that sometimes, truth can only be found in the silence. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,642 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Captivated by ambiencealikw reviews
She disguised herself with a henge and gave him the best blow job of his life. Who is this mystery woman that he's so captivated with? Warning, obviously contains mature situations. Read at your own discretion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
SLovesT by BlameTheCharmx3 reviews
Crack. SasuSaku. It's freezing out and Sakura's too busy reading fanfiction to open her door. LET ME IN DAMMIT! ... Wait! 'SLovesT? FML Sasuke's POV :D Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sparks of Anger and Lust by everlastingdaydreams reviews
Edward Cullen is a bookworm; a complete and total sexy, nerd. So what will happen when Bella Swan a notorious party girl is his new roommate? Sparks will fly! Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,450 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Seduction of a Nerd by hanyougal reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has everything. Looks, money, fame and the brain. Well... ALMOST everything. Meet Sakura Haruno, the school nerd who Sasuke has a huge crush on. Can Sasuke finally tell her his true feelings? Thus begins the seduction of Sakura, the nerd.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dangerous Passion by lostmoonchild reviews
She knew that both he and their situation was dangerous but the greatest passion is often the most dangerous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ugly by hotoffthefryer reviews
Ino climbed the social chain by being a witch with a letter change and sticking pom-pons in people's faces. I was thrown into popularity by smashing cakes in faces. Well, not faces. Sasuke Uchiha's face. "I'm sor-" He glared, "Shut up, Haruno." AU-hi, SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,438 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Woman Like That by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Percy was in trouble. He knew it, and felt the reason why was obvious. It was the reason he was sitting at the Hogs Head at midnight. It was because he couldn't think of anything but that bushy hair and those beautiful brown eyes. Request fic for IRuleUK
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Percy W., Hermione G. - Complete
That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Contract by HinawithLove reviews
In the past, Itachi Uchiha had never been turned down by any woman, but he was about to be put in his place by a certain pinkette...or was he? AU Non-Massacre
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,753 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jack Daniel's by Caffeinewired reviews
ItaSaku One-shot, Sakura decided it was a good idea to run herself a nice hot bath and drink half of Itachi's bottle of Jack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
What Do You Want For Breakfast? by Vican reviews
Newlyweds, kitchen sex, bacon and pancakes. That pretty much covers it. A silly little story for IcelandGirl812's birthday. ExB, AH, M-rated. Do not take any of the following seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loving The Little Things by Oimino reviews
They had fought with and against each other, separated and reunited and through good and bad times he had come to love her. But it was the little things, like how her zipper got stuck or the way she refused to marry him that made him crazy about her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Geek to Chic! by kartoonkitty124 reviews
Sakura is a girl with an A in academics and a F in fashion.It's her senior year and she wants to go out with a bang.So she's substituting her old life with a new one and adding a little attitude.And what's with the school playboy?SasSak.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,270 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Summer Days, Ooh, Summer Nights by Tiny.Fishy reviews
It's a sweltering summer and Itachi and Sakura have the weekend off. What better way to spend their time other than hot summer lovin? M for explicit smut. Read at your own discretion AU: Uchiha non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8129 - Favs: 8,220 - Follows: 8,427 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Two Fools Dancing on the Hands of Time by DirectionOfTime reviews
A number of unexpected but obscurely intertwined events causes Kakashi to open his eyes to exactly what Sakura has become: a woman and a sexual being - no longer a little girl. Will they be able to resolve their awkward sexual tension? Lemon content...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,816 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Mendoukusei by Naz-G reviews
Sakura, an S Class Jounin and medic, one of the most powerful Konoha has ever had. Her legendary Team 7 are all part of ANBU. Life's good. Only 1 problem: she's steadily falling for her stoic, gorgeous sex god of a captain. *Sigh*, mendoukusei, ne?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,066 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rise Above by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
Rumor has it that the boy I'm making out with is my older brother's best friend, and it seems that this time rumor has it right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Elaborate Seduction by Pink Kunai reviews
"Just admit it Sak, Sasuke is asking you out...in an odd, round-about, totally unlike, yet kinda like Sasuke sort of way"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
For Training Purposes by Allotropism reviews
Oneshot. Charlie has a favour to ask Hermione. Said favour involves a whole of... snogging. Nothing wrong with that right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Be My One Sweet Bite by sLiCeOfLiFe reviews
Sweets were his life. But being sweet was a different story, which Sakura realizes as she works in his shop. He's rude and intolerable. "Well cupcake, if you ran the shop that would be your decision but since you don't, it's mine." ItachixSakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
First Impressions by S m a l l S c r i b b l e s reviews
AU. Non-massacre. ItaSaku. Sakura's never experienced any danger that her fists couldn't handle, but what happens when Itachi Uchiha begins to get dangerously close. "What the hell! Out of all the possible ANBU Captains, I had to get the hot one."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hide and Seek by BlushingLotus reviews
"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Endowed by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
"Don't you want to find out if the Uchiha brothers are well endowed?""I lost interest after Itachi.""The Sakura I know would jump at the chance to explore Sasuke's genes in a heart beat""Urgh, now I have a picture of Uchiha Sasuke naked in my head!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trapped In The Closet by K and Jazz reviews
"Damnit Sakura, stop grinding on me." She rolled her eyes and tried her best to give him a sideways glance. "Sasuke, we're in a closet, grinding is gonna happen."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Best Birthday Party! by ILoveSxS reviews
Mikoto Uchiha wants to plans Sasuke's Birthday Party. She invites people close to or is his age. During the party she didn't know that the party would lead to her son losing his virginity!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gossip Is Your Friend by cutecrazyice reviews
"Did you hear? Sakura got laid last night. Big time." In which rumors circulate, Sakura gets laid, and Sasuke is not happy. At all. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Three is a Crowd by Naz-G reviews
He wasn't supposed to know this way. He wasn't supposed to walk in on Sakura and Itachi having sex in Itachi's office, AND overhearing their intimate conversation. Life sucks. Sequel to it takes two to tango.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kaleidoscope Days by silverfootsteps reviews
From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
I would die for you by SakuraStories reviews
The Leaf has assisted a nearby village during an invasion. Sakura is working non stop due to the short # of medics. Kakashi still refuses to seek medical attention. How far will they go to save each other? M for Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Breast Stimulation Pills by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heart Not Absent by DirectionOfTime reviews
Kakashi and Sakura are secretly sex-buddies and Kakashi has just return from a particularly stressful three week mission, one-shot with a lemon...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Worst is the Best by XxNarutoFanGurlxX reviews
It's the worst day ever. It's nearly a hundred degrees inside and outside of her complex, she is forbidden from leaving her home due to an ambush in the village, and she's stuck with an old perverted jounin. How wonderful.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Bites by Rhinos.Vs.Unicorns reviews
When Muffy the Vampire Slayer is chasing James, they get a little too close for comfort. Crazy things can happen if you're sleeping with someone who wants to kill you.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/11/2011 - James, Muffy - Complete
It takes two to tango by Naz-G reviews
After a hard day at the autopsy lab and shocking news, Sakura gets a visit from the sexy SWAT Captain himself, and no, he is NOT stopping by for some coffee. And why does she have to do that stupid interrogation again? She IS suicidal. *sigh*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke Reads the Articles by Caffeinewired reviews
"Of course. Why would I need to look at the pictures when I can just walk in on you in the shower?" "Get out pervert!" Sequel to "Cosmopolitan". CRACK. Smut. Whatever you wanna call it : GIFT for everyone who reviewed s Cosmo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lot Like Violence by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Because Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
String of Laughter by Pinkish-Bluish reviews
When your boyfriend doesn't get the joke, you demonstrate it. SasuSaku short.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Maybe by maybe now reviews
where Sakura thinks that 'maybe' is just a word she uses to soften the truth. -slight sasu/saku, sakura pov drabble -for sasu/saku month at lj-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocence by Regas 27 reviews
And your tears dont mean a thing...I told you child don't follow me home, You're just to perfect for my hands to hold, If you choose to stay, You'll throw it all away, I just want to take your innocence… kakasaku - mature content - "song fic"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,334 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Friday, I'm In Love by cutecrazyice reviews
On Monday, Sakura wondered why Sasuke was staring at her as if she had just committed a crime. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Cosmopolitan by Caffeinewired reviews
Sasuke, a sophomore in college, is digging through his room mate's things when he comes across a very dirty magazine. "Hey, Haruno, let's try this position first." How did she end up living with such a hormone driven, slob? Oneshot. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Art of War by leafygirl reviews
Entry for the LJ Kakasaku AU contest. Sakura gets stuck following her teacher after a bet with her friends. But his mysterious life is nothing she ever expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,591 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
What I Go To School For by janually reviews
When Sakura gets a job at her old high school, she's surprised to see an old history teacher of hers still teaching classes. She's even more surprised to find that her schoolgirl crush on him hasn't faded with time. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,664 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
ABC's by SoulLidify reviews
No, Sasuke, 'hn' is not a word, and no one cares if nothing else can describe the supposedly deep and angsty depths of your soul.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cherry Blossoms and Snow by XxNarutoFanGurlxX reviews
Sakura has another day at The Leaf University, but along the way, she meets a newly accepted teacher, Kakashi Hatake, and for some reason, he drew her attention. What will she do about it? Currently being reconstructed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,138 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Mismatched Perfect by aandromeda reviews
Kakashi knows he's in love. But is she still in love with Sasuke? He seems to think so. WARNING: LEMON IN LAST CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Mister Grumpy and Stuffed Pooh Bears by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"You have cancer." Sasuke Scoffed. "You checked my heart." "Yes and I noticed you have signs of cancer." Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "You are verbally constipated." " What?" He hissed, glaring with murder in his orbs. "And you're losing your hearing."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
baffling the spectrum by ish.the.abstract reviews
It took an unexplainable five hundred and ten nano meters to sustain their marriage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,534 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Tape Recorder by cutecrazyice reviews
It's just their regular team 07 reconnaissance. Of course nothing out of the ordinary will happen...right? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The First by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Now, do tell why Uzumaki called to announce this engagement of yours."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,086 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 12/13/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
GradeA Man Meat by foshizzlemanizzle reviews
AU. SasuSaku. What a waste of perfectly good man-meat. Oh well, the hot ones were always either gay, taken or crazy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Clandestine Heart by ChaoticIrony reviews
Sasuke & Sakura find themselves in some very strange situations when Tsunade sends them on the most awkward mission of their lives. Rated M for LEMON/s in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,294 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Geisha by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Chakra depleted and exhausted, Team Seven needs a place to rest and recuperate. Why did it have to be a brothel? Are those hunter-nin coming their way? Post-Canon Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Discoveries by Ardent Ly reviews
Sakura's room is just a treasure cove of delicious fun. Latest: Sasuke always figured that karma would come and bite him in the ass – if Sakura didn't do it first. No longer a one-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,254 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Platonic Parentage by eskeflowne reviews
"Right then, how about we make a deal." Grinned Sasuke. "Oh." Inquired Sakura "If neither one of us is married, engaged or dating someone in five years time, we'll have a child together." Declared Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,741 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Few Inches Short by platform-shoes12 reviews
She's always a few somethings short for something. Sasuke decides it's time he does something about it. And he repeats: He's not taking advantage. No. definitely not. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Neko Problem by RD-chan hokage reviews
Keeping a half-human half-cat creature is the worst part ever , especially if Sasuke Uchiha is the one who's taking GOOD care of it. Insert a perverted inner and a charge that will drive his hormones insane, what could possibly happen? "Hentai!" He looked down and saw that he was only in his boxers. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,227 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stupid Chicken Butthead by eifi reviews
Sasuke is the cause of everyone's problems. Sakura's debt, Itachi's lack of a secretary, and much more. It all started off with a simple yell of 'JACKASS' but it grew into something much more. ItaSaku. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,927 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
She Was Just 17 by SarahJean6 reviews
Bella misses her older brother Emmett who is away at collage. What might happen when she meets his older housemate? After all she is just 17. Lemony Goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,414 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Powdered Sugar by HinawithLove reviews
Modern AU Just a shameless office lemon. For mature viewing pleasure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Only Look at Me by Cinma reviews
AU. He was young, but Sasuke was determined to prove that he was everything she wanted. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/14/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Proper Expression of Gratitude by greenschist reviews
Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Raising the Stakes by smutme reviews
A series of ficlets detailing Kakashi and Sakura's bedroom life. i.e. smut. Sixth: Kakashi gets his distraction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Why I dyed my hair PINK by Abigail15Sage reviews
Some people say that you can never love in High school. I disagree. I found it very easy to love Sasuke and I was only 17. He saved me, and somehow, I saved him. You'd have to hear our story to get it. "Good god, you bought me a motorcycle?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,829 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
rumors gossip newsflash by Vampirette Knight reviews
It's hard dealing with all the drama that goes on in high school. Cue in Sakura Haruno, the go to gal. Sorting the truth from the bull, but can she sort out the drama in her own life? Sasusaku. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Everything But Her by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
"You," he finally begins, softly, "...were not my first choice."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Karin U. - Complete
I Blame Sasuke by eskeflowne reviews
"And to think I lost my virginity to Sasuke." She laughed and Itachi paused. "You what?" Lemon Warning!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
When a Unstoppable Force Meets an Immovable Object by PromiseMeYourTragedy reviews
What resulted when they collided wasn't an implosion, a loss of gravity, a collapse, but an ease, a light wind, as effortless as breathing and sleeping and living.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Way We Are by Nakoujou reviews
After witnessing a strange interaction between Sasuke and Sakura, Naruto gathers up the Konoha 12 to discover what's going on between those two. Unfortunately, everybody comes up with crazy theories."ANGRY SEX BUDDIES!" "TRAINING PARTNERS FOR LIFE!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Indulge by little sasuke kun reviews
/Mature content warning/ "It's already too late... You're turning me on, Sakura." and the cat closed in on the mouse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,368 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Formula For Disaster by Kakashi500 reviews
Sasuke I'm so sorry about what I said!" I yelled as the rain fell around us. "I was upset, angry and I-god I don't even know where to start." He stepped towards me and grabbed my chin as my tears fell. "Lets start with this." He said before he kissed me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,865 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Springs by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"You wasted your time." She shook her head. "You and everyone else might think so but I don't. I didn't waste one moment looking for you." She paused for a moment. "But I did waste a lot of time not looking for you." At this, Sasuke finally turned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Five Kisses by cutecrazyice reviews
The first time Kiba got a kiss from Sakura was purely, utterly accidental. KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Sledding by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
They were in a cave in the middle of nowhere, freezing to death, with little hope of rescue. As Sasuke pressed his face into Sakura's sweet-smelling hair, he realized he didn't want to be anywhere else. Pre-Shippuden Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Place Downtown by Pbroken reviews
Bella goes clubbing every Saturday night to forget about her hot, but mean boss, the CEO of Cullen Advertising, Edward Cullen. What happens when she drunk dials her boss and what does Edward really think of Bella? Dirty Edward AU/AH Two-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,003 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pin Me Up, Pin Me Down by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magizine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Toys by ScaryRei reviews
Written for the Blindfolded Challenge over at the LJ KakaSaku community. My kink prompt was "Toys." Rated M for language and lemon. It hasn't been beta'd, so I apologize in advance for all my mistakes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by Princess Kitty1 reviews
Rangiku Matsumoto had spent all twenty-two of her Valentine's Days alone. Then she meets a traveling businessman who promises to meet her for a date; same time, same place, every year. And somehow she thought it wouldn't get complicated... -AU-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
One week by Kyo12591 reviews
Sakura,Itachi,& Neji are the first,second,and third in command of ANBU and also Teammates. Sakura is given a mission and one week to either marry someone in Konoha or marry the Kazekage Gaara and move to Suna. The question is who to chose. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,898 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 2564 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Revenge by Sakura's Rainy Yesterday reviews
Sakura likes it when Genma's tied up, but not so much when it's the other way around. Lemon. Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sakura H., Genma S. - Complete
Stupid Cupid by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
It was an innocent swim. She didn't expect it to lead to that. Sasuke crept closer to the lake, anticipating an enemy. Instead, it was Sakura-naked in the moonlight. An ordinary escort mission couldn't have gone more right. Co-authored by Kaze and Kiba. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Valentines by BananaphoneBob reviews
This day was coming, and she was depressed. So, she got drunk. And he saw it. Well, neither of them certainly expected this to happen. SasuSaku one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lying From You by AdventRain reviews
Under pressure from his advisors, Otokage Uchiha Sasuke must find a matriarch to carry on his bloodline. When Team Hawk returns with a flawless beauty, he can't believe their choice for him is a woman he hasn't seen in almost eight years...SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,143 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Stand In by lexiecullen17 reviews
When you start in porn, there's really nowhere else to go but up. Bella, a young Hollywood hopeful, finds herself on the lowest rung of the film business ladder…porn. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Propose to Me by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku- Sasuke is accomplished at everything, or so his daughters think. But Sakura knows better. She knows of one thing in which Sasuke did not succeed in for an extremely long time; Proposing. This is the story of how Sasuke got Sakura to marry him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,207 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Peeping Tom by cutecrazyice reviews
"Of course. All day long. You'd better be full of energy. It's gonna be really…dirty." The question is: is Sakura ready? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Appletinis and Lingerie by pluhsauce reviews
Sometimes that naughty piece of underclothing comes in handy. KakaSaku. Oneshot?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2011 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
Jealousy is a Terrible Thing to Waste by pluhsauce reviews
"Sakura," Sasuke growled. "Promise me you will never talk to this man again." SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Out on Delivery by Celtic Oak reviews
In between jobs, Gaara finds himself employed as one of Kankurou's delivery men. The job clearly doesn't hold much appeal but when he finds himself delivering furniture for Dr. Haruno, he realizes it has more perks than he initially contemplated. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,707 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Elevator Blues by cutecrazyice reviews
A scared girl and an impatient boy in a long elevator ride. What could happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Uchihas and strange work environments by purpleflames reviews
Sakura Haruno has one last assignment to complete before tasting sweet freedom, but matchmaking was never this difficult.AU fic.Rating to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,396 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Tricky Corners by mollycoddle reviews
-"I'm dating someone." In which Sakura lies, Naruto screams, and Sai and Sasuke agree. Team 7ness/oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Learning to Have Fun by Exclusive Amanuensis reviews
Ino tells Sakura she doesn't know how to flirt and have fun. Sakura sets out to prove her wrong, and Shikamaru ends up her unsuspecting victim.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,758 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Hot Doc by tiffaninichole reviews
Yes, this is E/B! Bella accompanies Rose to a doctor's appointment and can't control her naughty thoughts when she sees the hot doctor. A drabbly o/s for coachlady1's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Play Dates by SarahCullen17 reviews
Bella is a single mother of a five-year-old son, Emerson. Edward is a single father of a five-year-old daughter, Emmy. They've given up on finding love for a very long time until their children become playground buddies. Nominated for a TwiFiction Award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,684 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Night by maybe now reviews
It was just one of those things. A fact, a fact as disinteresting to him as the reason why the moon orbited the earth, despite knowing it was obviously gravity. Sakura would always hopelessly love him, just as Naruto would always be loud and persistent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unwritten by Little Miss Cliche reviews
Everything she wrote in the book, came true.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ups and Downs by Cuboid reviews
This urge to get close, to touch, to feel, to speak, to see - it was overwhelming him. To have her wide, vulnerable eyes piercing the darkness; to see her gaze move slowly, unwillingly down to his lips... Too much. It was too much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
First by J-Pop Princess reviews
A drabble in which Sakura experiences sex for the first time. Unfortunately, it is nothing like what she expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
All She Wants for Christmas by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Issy Swan is only five, but she knows exactly what she wants for Christmas: her next door neighbor, nineteen-year-old Edward Cullen. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Captive's Dream by Elysium66 reviews
When Hermione agrees to try the Weasley Twin's newly renovated Patented Daydream Charms, she doesn't expect her irksome co-worker to join her on the adventure. Nor does she expect the impact of their sojourn to Regency Era England to bleed into reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Enjoy the Holidays by Sierra Sitruc reviews
During a raging holiday party, a storm strikes and the lights go out. Fumbling through an unfamiliar, pitch black house, Bella bumps into a tempting stranger in the dark…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
c o n d o m s by Vampirette Knight reviews
Because it's not only Sasuke who wants to have crazy, overbearing, nymphomatic, dominatrix, orgasmic, mindblowing sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jealous of Your Cigarette by ForsakenKalika reviews
When sakura is caught in a compromising position, Kakashi decides to attempt to break the tension the only way he knows how. Rated M for a reason. Kakasaku, het lovins, swears, suggestive themes, smut-ish. Not 18 depending on your province ? DON'T READ
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
BathroomSex! What's that spell! by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Oh my god, Teme! This is better than porn!" "Hey kid, that's my daughter out there!" "D-Did I say porn! I-I meant corn!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lobster and the Yank by Sierra Sitruc reviews
AH. Sometimes you have adventures. Sometimes you have misadventures – like when your bus breaks down in the middle of the Egyptian desert. I guess the hot British guy will have to entertain you in the mean time. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,751 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between You and Me by Ardent Ly reviews
Because everyone knows that Walking Chocolate is the best kind of chocolate out there. AU with a hint of lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Battles by Katzenherrin reviews
There are different kind of battles throughout one's life. They are fighting their own. Victory can taste like defeat. But sometimes, defeat is the sweetest of victories... Grown-up Sakura /FOM Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Thank You, Jessica Stanley by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Bella Swan is infatuated with James Henalay who only dates non-virgins. She is unfortunately still a virgin. Thus begins the quest to pop her cherry…Edward Cullen, anyone? And what does Jessica have to do with all this? E/B One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9337 - Favs: 6,427 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Night by Rockinyoyo reviews
It was probably the best night of her life, but who knew that a one night stand would turn her life upside down in so many ways?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,177 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Survey by cutecrazyice reviews
She has some very personal, very intimate questions. Can he take the heat? ShikaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Organic Chemistry by Kayka reviews
Sakura leads a lecture in which Naruto is an unselective Fluorine molecule and Sasuke's sexuality is questioned. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Crack-ish oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Speak by Nebula Rising reviews
Sasuke is returned to the village of Konoha after 9 long years. He receives ANBU guards, one of which being an old team mate of his. Why can't he keep his cool around this new guard? SasuSaku with slight Shikasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Tomato by Boriqua-chan reviews
What Sasuke won't do for a tomato? Nothing. He would do anything. As shown in this fanfic. Just goes to show you, never tease Sasuke with a tomato, or you'll end up moaning.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
of bubble tea, sushi, lists, memories and meetings by Callista Miralni reviews
For three years, he was her mother's favorite whim; she was a constant fixture. In which, Sakura is regularly humiliated and Sasuke quietly observes. "What would you like to drink?" "... hot tea." SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,679 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Art of Lurking by Little Miss Cliche reviews
I know you're still looking at my profile, thinking, damn I miss her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Talk by Pink Kunai reviews
"Oh, Blegh, you guys are talking about the bastard's sex life?" What else is there to talk about when Ino's in charge, Tenten's fueling it on, Sakura is the only one dating and Hinata is too innocent. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete