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Joined 07-14-11, id: 3071588, Profile Updated: 02-27-12
Author has written 11 stories for Misc. Tv Shows, and Magic: The Gathering.

I...am a mystery...

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear kilts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFESTS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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How He Got Me Fixed by UndergroundValentine reviews
Adam is the owner of a night club that follows the ever glamorous burlesque lifestyle, and his top performers- Brad, Cassidy, Drake and Tommy- are perhaps the most beautiful boys that Los Angeles has ever seen... WARNING! Explicit content and language
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011
Sing Sweet Nightingale by UndergroundValentine reviews
Mermaids were known to be beautiful creatures, that was for sure. But they were also known to be blood-thirsty monsters, seducing their prey before devouring them. Drake is such a creature. And he's got eyes for a certain black haired, blue eyed beauty.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011
Only numbers by MadeOfGlitter reviews
Tommy is a failure in life, and Adam is a minor, Adommy.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,184 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011
Its Not Over by labluver26 reviews
Sequel to Dark Kiss. With Drake gone Adam and Tommy think that everythings fine, but when a new person comes into view, and when Adam tries out for American Idol can their love withstand it all? Adommy
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011
You never know by MadeOfGlitter reviews
It's been a month since the GNT finished, and Tommy is confused. He knows how he feels about Adam but he doesn't know how Adam feels about him, so one day he just decided to call him... Adam Lambert X Tommy Joe Ratliff ADOMMY
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,565 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
Broken by labluver26 reviews
Tommy was...broken. Adam left him jobless, and with a broken heart. And when Tommy comes back for the next tour, is Sauli going to stand in their way? Adommy...rated M for future chapters. *i am in no way hating on Sauli, i just prefer Tommy* R&R please.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011
Sex Buddies by HandsOnDisformedLambs reviews
Collab: Adam screwed Tommy, and he loved it. But to Tommy, it was more then just a spring fling. However, Adam only thinks of Tommy as a sex toy, but Tommy wants it to be more then just a daily screw...ADOMMY/LAMBLIFF
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,450 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010
That Beautiful Boy by KrystalSteele reviews
Adommy school fanfic. Beware: slight Adison and Kradam moments will occur in later chapters. *DISCONTINUED* may post new chapters in the future.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Protecting Me by just-you-me-and-the-stars reviews
Adommy.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Complete
Thunderstorm by XxXGlitzXxXandXxXGlamXxX reviews
Adommy oneshot. Fluff : Rated for safety for sexual stuff.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
In Chains by UndergroundValentine reviews
Brad drags Adam to a once a year freak show circus, where the singer just happens to see a blond haired, brown eyed elven prince locked in a cage. Bradam/Adommy. Abuse. Alcohol use. Language.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
Not Like You by XxXGlitzXxXandXxXGlamXxX reviews
Adommy oneshot. M for language and some sexual stuff. Don't hurt me! :
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
Can't Fight This Feeling by PeaceLoveAdommy reviews
Tommy doesn't only lust for Adam, he loves him...... Will something that sets Tommy off edgeon stage change things between them forever? WARNING.. ADOMMY, ADOMMY, ADOMMY, LAMBLIFF, YAOII... Boy on boy action..CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED. Story
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010
Mage by Optimus Magnus reviews
A story encorporating elements from the card game 'Magic: The Gathering' the only game to outsell Scrabble. A bit long and the format may not be great either.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/28/2003
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Forget Me reviews
Tommy Is Afraid of Thunder. Who Can Help Comfort Him? Adam, of Course! Adommy
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012
Untitled reviews
Tommy's hiding a secret... adommy
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
Deception reviews
Adommy. Tommy is a former CSI Agent who had a past with a certain raven-haired Agent... Why did Tommy have to leave? What happens when they meet again... face to face?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011
The Heart of it All reviews
The Throbbing Heart of Adommy Lambiff sequel!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011
Fallen reviews
Sequel to My Immortal! In case you were wondering, the title/chapter titles are based on the Fallen soundtrack by Evanescence
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011
The Throbbing Heart of Adommy Lambiff reviews
It's a story. It's Adommy. Any Questions? Good. It's rated M because I'm not sure how far Adam and Tommy will go. They have a mind of their own.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011
My Immortal reviews
Adommy... from the autor who brought you The Throbbing Heart of Adommy Lambiff, here is a new twist on the Adommy tale! this is NOT a sequel! Enjoy!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
Sorin Markov the One who Conquers reviews
Sorin Markov against Chandra Nalaar! Gideon kinda shows up too... anyway, i suck at summeries... READ!
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sorin M., Chandra N. - Complete
One Night reviews
Adommy! WARNING: LEMON!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Complete
The Day the Earth Stood Still reviews
Adommy, Adison, enjoy!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011
My Best Friend reviews
Can this ruin Tommy's chances with Adam? ADOMMY! P.S. the POV is Tommy
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete