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Joined 07-15-11, id: 3072033, Profile Updated: 08-17-14
Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, and Thor.

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Synthetic Bonds by mypetelephant reviews
Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sleeping Under the Stars by Writcraft reviews
DADA Professor Harry Potter finds himself on a Muggle camping trip with newly appointed Potions Master, Draco Malfoy. The men bicker, work out some tensions *ah-hem* and the inevitable smut ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,230 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Quarrels & Quaffles by Draconian Scribe reviews
Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cotton Sheets by youcanreachthestars reviews
Pansy Parkinson misses her childhood sweetheart, and returns to Platform 9 and 3/4 nineteen years after the end of the war, hoping to catch a glimpse of a certain someone. Oneshot. Draco/Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Dismantle Repair by shamrocker531 reviews
DM/HP - How a random meeting in a coffee shop can change everything. Non-magical. Draco/Harry, some Draco/Cedric, Harry/Oliver - Warning: Explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 160,500 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Letters From the Edge by Jennasprite reviews
Separated by circumstance, distance and a responsibility to family, Draco and Pansy cling to their love for each other and define themselves in the process. A post war journey of forgiveness, acceptance and the impossible reality of saying goodbye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 156,669 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Silent Confessions of the Obsessed by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just One Week by Emerin reviews
What happened to what I ache for?Nine golden years,a crack in my sphere.What else is there...?There is no more that I can go.Too many bad secrets,too.I don't know what more to ask for...I was given just one week.XPansyDracoX
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
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We Must not Look at Goblin Men reviews
When Loki returns to Asgard in chains, Thor is unwilling to accept that the brother he has always known and loved is truly lost. Rehabilitating an uncooperative Loki would be a difficult enough even if he wasn't slowly losing his mind. Unsure of where to turn or whom to trust, Thor must find a way to save Loki from himself before Loki's madness consumes them both. (Thor/Loki)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Thor, Loki
Parkinson's Knickers (Or Lack Thereof) reviews
Harry always knew the monthly budget meetings were boring, but he didn't realize just how boring until Pansy Parkinson offered to show him something a little more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
The More Your Ignore Me (The Closer I Get) reviews
It's been a month since Harry broke up with Pansy Parkinson, and he can't get her out of his head. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Love Will Tear Us Apart reviews
Draco and Pansy do couple's therapy. Warnings for infidelity (Harry/Pansy) and functioning dyfunction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Les Enfants Terribles reviews
When Pansy Parkinson bets Draco Malfoy that he could never seduce Harry Potter, Draco quickly learns that games of deceit, dishonesty, and desire can have deadly consequences. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,173 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Vanity of Loving reviews
She may never have his heart, but she'll always have her dreams. Warnings: Infidelity, Unrequited love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Something More reviews
After a night of drinking, Harry Potter has a love bite the size of Wales on his neck and an unsigned note from the man who gave it to him in his pocket. The only problem? He can't quite remember who he brought home with him the night before. And what's got Draco Malfoy in such a strop?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,533 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What We Thought We Knew reviews
Some things are better left unsaid, but that doesn't mean everything is. If everyone already knows, why can't they say it out loud? EWE/8th year, ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Dear Father Christmas (The Boy Done Wrong Again) reviews
The only thing Harry wants for Christmas is the one thing he knows he can't have: Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sunday Morning reviews
Harry loves these lazy Sunday mornings. Written for the fifth round of kink bingo, with the featured kink: somnophilia/sleepy sex. PWP. Adult content inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
This Charming Man reviews
Harry doesn't know how he's expected to learn the genteel art of Pureblood ettiquette from the rudest arsehole he's ever known. Written for the 2012 H/D Career Fair. Mentions of past Harry/Ginny, Harry/Other, Draco/OMC and blink-and-you-miss-it Pansy/Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,973 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taking Advantage reviews
With the Professors out searching the castle for mass murderer Sirius Black and no one to supervise the slumbering students but a very unconscious Hagrid, Draco and Pansy take advantage of their temporary sleeping arrangement. Contains minors involved in sexual situations, awkward dirty talk, embarrassing naivety, and absolutely no plot to to speak of. PWP with a heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Stalking Harry reviews
Harry Potter is the most eligible bachelor in the Wizarding world. Draco Malfoy is a disgraced ex-Death Eater with emotional baggage and a bit of a crush. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,862 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cool Walls, Warm Thighs reviews
Hermione isn't pleased to learn that Harry and Draco have a new house guest. There is just something about Pansy Parkinson that drives Hermione crazy. FEMMESLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Discretion is Key reviews
Written for HP-Intoxiated. 8th year fic. Harry and Draco bond over a shared trip to the kitchens after getting high at a house unity party. Draco offers to help Harry clear up a little confusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Playing with Snakes reviews
Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson may be the unrivaled King and Queen of Slytherin House, but that doesn't mean they get along. What is a relationship, but a struggle for dominance? Warnings: Raunchy smut, bad language, all the fun stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,090 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Evading Capture reviews
Auror Potter has spent the last four years of chasing seasoned criminal Pansy Parkinson. His obsession with her has nearly ruined his life and career. But when he finally catches up with her, she's not going to come willingly. WARNING: SERIOUS DUBCON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Apple Pie reviews
Harry bakes an Apple pie for Hermione's birthday. He should have known better to leave it in the kitchen with Draco. Silly fluffiness. Drarry with a slice of Drapple on the side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Day at the Office reviews
Pansy pays head Auror Potter a visit at the office. Pretty freakin' fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Surprises reviews
During the rebuilding of Hogwarts, Draco sees Neville in a new-and surprising-light.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
The Anniversary Lesson reviews
When Draco gives Pansy an unsatisfactory anniversary present, she teaches him a lesson in what it means to be a giving partner. GRAPHIC SEXUAL CONTENT. Unabashed PWP. See Author's note for warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Complete
The Bronze Trio reviews
HARRY/PANSY/DRACO - Pansy Malfoy knows everything about her husband, even if he doesn't know it himself. And she is going to get him what he wants and needs. Polyamory/Slash/Voyuerism. ONE-SHOT. Adult Content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Potions Lesson reviews
Hermione isn't as brilliant in potions as she expected. When Slughorn suggests Pansy tutor her, the unhappy girls have their first real conversation in six years. Warning for language, smoking, and discussions of teenage sexuality oh the horror!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Nine Moments reviews
Nine moments in the relationship between Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson from childhood to adulthood. A little fluff here, a little angst there, much like life itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete