Author has written 2 stories for Death Note, and Naruto.
Hi! Welcome to my profile! (I am female despite my picture...) i have been writing for a while but haven't put anything up until recently because my best friend took my notebooks and put them up haha she can be a bit of a handful but it can not be said that I don't love The Moon's Lullaby :D (here out referred to as Moon)
Ok I love Mary Sues, I love reading them and I love writing them most of my stories will be like that so get over it :3
Alright enough of my blathering, Chibified out.
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93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say to the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now? Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." Or “who, me? Why of course! We have a club T-shirt too!”, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, WolfChibi-Chan, Xerxes93, BlueMoon-Hime, Kuroi Bara-676, Heyfunnygirl, gaaragal17, Chibified-chan
If you think that Itachi should come back to life, slap Sasuke and take him back with him because he realised that Sasuke is a psychopath, C&P this to your profile.
If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile
If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.
Love your enemies! It really pisses them off
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... (L!!)
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Guns don't kill people. I do. Mwuhahha.
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
Smile. It confuses people.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
Being normal is overrated.
Never hide the bodies in the same place, your closet gets full after a while.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
Killing gnomes with sporks!
Would you like a cookie? So would I
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? Shit. now i'm a sugar bowl
Excuse me, what drug are you on.
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce.
I speak whale.
Now come here so I can lick your face.
Christianity: the belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...It makes perfect sense...Yeah.
That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I didn't steal anything, but I did rearrange their furniture.
YOU GAY FAG!! HAHAHA I just called you a happy bundle of sticks!!
My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing that they can't fight back when you bite their heads off.
You laugh because I'm a little different; I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives.
Slinky Escalator = Everlasting fun.
You can't make a person love you...You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
Orochimaru! Sasuke's done! Should I turn the oven off?
With a stoplight, Green means Go, Yellow means Slow, and Red means Stop. But with bananas, it's very different. Yellow means Go, Green means Whoa Slow Down, and Red means Where The Heck Did You Get A Red Banana?!
When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you commit no sin. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!!
I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.
You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.
There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.
Stalkers are your best friends, they just hide behind trees more.
I am on the way to world domination... just let me finish drinking my chocolate milk.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
“First they make you excited, then they make you drowsy.”
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough."
Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.
Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.
Are you a bad side effect of my medication?
Friends: help you move a couch
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Being a ninja and wearing bright orange is like giving a pedophile directions to where your kid sleeps at night.
As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!
"A ninja waits till the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness in the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste this if your a Ninja!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love
Copy And Paste This If You Hate Karin From Naruto!
Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
I don't hate Karin, when she is not being a bitch to Sakura, but this is funny to read.
If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Your eyes are like a maze that I can get lost in. Woman: Then I hope you never get out.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, angel? Woman: No, I took the escalator up from hell.
Good friends will share their umbrella
Best friends will take yours and say "RUN, BITCH, RUN"
Good friends will wipe your tears when you're rejected
Best friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Enemies stab you in Front,
Friends stab you in the Back,
Boys stab you in the Heart,
Best friends are there to stab those mother-fuckers right back.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. (I'd rather have brains!)
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa put this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, put this on your profile.