CentaurFirenze
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Joined 12-09-02, id: 307301
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.
I've been writing for almost four years...Never finished a single fic. I suppose that's my claim to fame.
Most of my stories will have absolutly NOTHING in common. I drift from Ron/Hermione to Severus/Hermione, to Harry/Ginny to...well no not that.
At any rate, Very rarely will you find any common theme. And I never do sequels.
Come on, you hate it when people do sequels too, dont' you.

Oh, and here's my deal, starting now. You review me, and I review you! Sounds like a good plan, doesn't it? And I somlenly swear I won't flame you. Unless you write like 'hermione turned around 2 c harry standin there. "o Hermione u no i love u, dont u?" In which case I will leave a hippogriff head beneath your sheets. At least mentally, I will.

Snape whirled about, robes swishing behind him, and stormed out of the ward.
"Fellow seems quite unbalanced," said Fudge, staring after him. "I'd watch out for him if I were you, Dumbledore."
"Oh, he's not unbalanced," said Dumbledore quietly. "He's just suffered a severe disappointment."

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Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
I Can't Bother by candledot reviews
Hermione's bad summer...Abusive parents, and she can't cope! A lifesaving apell is cast, and only Snape can save her. Dark!Hermione . Dark themes Angst Anger and Heroism unrecognized. Warning: Cutting, suicidal themes. Darkness Ahead!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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The Wizard of Foz reviews
On a dark and stormy night, Remus Lupin gets transported to another place, where he's greeted by many strange things...including Lily the Not-So-Good Witch of the South.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Certified Psycopath reviews
Lucius Malfoy seeks counseling for Voldemort, and we get to peek at the Shrinks notes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Voldemort
Mary Sue Selection Agency reviews
The Mary Sue Containment Agency is working overtime nowadays, yet those demons of the fandom keep slipping past our radar...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Albus D.
Sacred Silence reviews
Hermione's visit to Krum's house the summer before her sixth year doesn't come out just the way she wants it to. R rating later for nasty not-niceness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Dreamless Night reviews
The heroes just can't win. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Voldemort, Voldemort
Tears of Diamond reviews
Cho remembers Cedric on top of the Astronomy tower.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Cho C., Harry P.