Author has written 4 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.
Name: The Carrier of the MacGuffin Crystal Date of Birth: December 09, 1997 Nationality: African American(with Cherokee and Creole on the side) Gender: Female, and I plan to stay that way
Hanakotoba no Kazukazu
We're Not In Kansas Anymore
- Yun Li
Story: The Way of the Warrior (A Samurai 7 Fanfiction) (Pairing of HeihachixOC)
Cameo(s): None so far
Info: Yun is a 17 year old with the mouth of a sailor. An Idealist at heart, she makes her own judgments and isn't swayed by bribes or friendships. Once she makes her own decisions about a situation, she goes ahead and tells you the get down. And is a definite femenist is some and many ways, hating the way women were treated in her culture so she left for Japan... But so far she sees no difference.
- Nyla Oliver
Story: We're Not In Kansas Anymore (A Durarara! Fanfiction) (Pairing of IzayaxOC)
Info: Nyla is a foreigner from America who prefers living a more normal life than one of adventure. But wanting a change of scenery and a ticket from her penpal in Japan, the African American girl decides to live her life in Ikebukuro. But if normal was she wanted, Ikebukuro isn't what she had in mind.
- Akasha Maverick
Story: Swept Away (A Fullmetal Alchemist Fanfiction) (Pairing of LingxOC)
Cameo(s): We're Not In Kansas Anymore (a Durarara! Fanfiction) (Pairing of IzayaxOC)
Info: Akasha is just your average, weird American teenager who loves Fullmetal Alchemist to a borderline obsession. She is the heroine of Swept Away and is based off a close friend of mine. Akasha is as fun loving and as slow as Nyla when it comes to catching up with the latest fads, but has a positive attitude nonetheless. She's never read the manga version of Fullmetal Alchemist, but after a crazy reaction to opening the first volume of Fullmetal Alchemist, she's been swept away to the fictional land of Xing. And to make things worse, she's engaged to a shifty eyed prince named Ling Yao and she's an Ed Fangirl. Akasha doesn't like Winry much because she's Edward's love interest and she doesn't see how he could marry a girl who throws wrenches at him. And when she and Nyla finally meet up in Amestris, her dislike for the blonde auto-mail mechanic increases when she sees how close Nyla and Winry are. Is one of the Legendary Weirdos of Lakeview Middle School and has the role of the "Abused Daughter" because she's teased so much.
Story: Swept Away (A Fullmetal Alchemist Fanfiction) (Pairing of LingxOC)
Cameo(s): We're Not In Kansas Anymore (A Durarara! Fanfiction) (Pairing of IzayaxOC)
Info: Akasha's older twin brother (by ten minutes). Like his sister he's a big anime fan and loves Fullmetal Alchemist, but is no where near his sisters level of obsession. A'Shun is a Lan Fan fanboy and supports the crack, non-existent pairing of [EdFan]/ Edward x Lan Fan. Like Akasha, A'Shun finds Winry annoying and doesn't really like her (which Nyla doesn't understand because she thinks Winry is very sweet). Unlike his sister and friend, he is more up-to-date about the fads going on in the world, but prefers listening to unpopular songs compared to the new songs. His main hobby other than watching anime and reading manga is teasing his sister and making corny pick-up lines with Nyla. Is the only male of the Legendary Weirdos' crew and proud of it. Carries the role of "Daddy" just because he's the only guy.
Top Five Favorite Anime Guys:
1. Hayashida Heihachi(Samurai 7)
2. Shizuo Heiwajima(Durarara!)
3. Naruto UzumakiNaruto)
4. Kiba Inuzuka(Naruto)
Top Five Favorite Anime Girls:
1. Sakura Haruno(Naruto)
3. Juvia Lockser(Fairy Tail)
4. Izumi Curtis(Fullmetal Alchemist)
5. Kushina Uzumaki (Naruto)
SUCK IT LOZERS! - Prussia, Hetalia
A TRUE SAIYAN ALWAYS SPRINKLES WHEN HE TINKLES! - Vegeta, DragonBall PeePee
And I love you, Random Citizen! - Metro Man, Megamind
Are you exploiting my rule against hitting women? What a clever girl you are. I would ask you out. However, you're so not my type. NOW SCRAM! - Izaya Orihara, from Durarara!
Bullying people is lame. It's pathetic, really. - Izaya Orihara, from Durarara!
I love humans. Think about it, human beings are the most interesting creatures that you can ever hope to find. - Izaya Orihara, from Durarara!
It's kinda scary how much people trust me. - Izaya Orihara, from Durarara!
People who call others stupid are usually more stupid. But I'm stupid, so I'll say it anyways...YOU'RE STUPID! - Shizuo Heiwajima, from Durarara!
Oh, I'm not mad. I just want to beat the shit out of you! - Shizuo Heiwajima, from Durarara!
"Listen, ladies. It's not my problem if you lovely ladies get pummeled to death and die. I could knock your teeth down your throat, or you can bag on my age when I'm actually just 23. I don't care, you're in a class that's so beneath me that it doesn't matter. Human beings are weak things... But, heh, beating up chicks isn't really my shtick, so I guess the next best thing I can do is take your precious cellphone... And smash it HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA- And now I'm bored." - Izaya Orihara, from Durarara!
I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything. - Beast Boy, Teen Titans
Why do you think we want Naruto over you for his personality, his annoying one liners, for his god damn CHICKEN - Itachi Uchiha, fromNaruto Abride (MasakoX and Vegeta8638)
I'm not gonna run away and I never go back on my word, that is my nindō! My ninja way! - Naruto Uzumaki, from Naruto
Saru, you must protect those who have faith in you and who love the village, and train up to those to whom you can entrust the next generation… from tomorrow, you will be the Hokage…! - Tobirama Senju, from Naruto
How many times do I have to spank you, before you stay spanked, you little bitch! - M Night Shamamalama-sama-kun, Ninjabride
"I don't believe it!"
"KILL THE NON-BELIEVERS!" - Naruto Uzumaki and Inari (Ninjabridge)
He was like the Sasuke's father I never had, because Sasuke's brother killed him, nooooooooo! - Sasuke Uchia (Ninjabridge)
Datte fucken bayo bitch. - Naruto Uzumaki (Ninjabridge)
*sarcastic laugh* It's funny because it's bullshit - Alphonse Elric, from NULLmetal Alchemist (by faulerro)
I like Karin. She shows how a true woman should be... *pushes glasses up* OBSESSIVELY PERSISTANT! - Me talking about Karin from Naruto
For reals ya'll, Japan and I are homies! - America, from Hetalia
Got it memorized? - Axel, from Kingdom Hearts
Even in the darkest darkness there's always a little light. - King Mickey, from Kingdom Hearts
This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is...ADVANCED darkness. - Spongebob, from Spongebob Squarepants
"Well Kurama, your plan sounds good except for one fatal flaw."
"What? What are you talking about? My plan is full proof."
"Eh he. Here kitty kitty kitty!"
"I stand corrected." - A conversation between Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara, from Yu Yu Hakusho Abriged Episode 16 (Lanipator)
Today is Sunday, the day of the week with the most free time. In light of this freedom...first, I'll go back to sleep! - Kana Minami, from Minami-ke
Lucy-san ... Juvia doesn't want to hurt her nakama ... Although it's a little presumptuous of me to call you are after all you are my rival in love ... Juvia has truly come to love Fairy Tail ...it seem so friendly .. so fun...so warm...as though even if it's raining outside in the guild the sun is always shining...just when Juvia thought she was finally starting to get along with everyone ... but it look like Juvia can only bring sadness... - Juvia Lockser, from Fairy Tail
A rival in love, Juvia cannot forgive this, Juvia will not forgive Lucy! - Juvia Lockser, from Fairy Tail
I will ask Kumada for a bandage to cover my finger with, so that people will look at my finger, and not at my stomach which I'm convinced is bulging, due to the fact that I earlier tried to drink massive amounts of water on the theory that it will make me a better swimmer. Then, when I'm at the pool, I'll announce my plan out loud to myself, so that everyone else can hear it. It's the perfect plan! - Chiaki, from Minami-ke
I think true love just is. ...Precisely that. You can't run away from it even if you want to, but you never want to, not really. It can't be muted by great distances or gaps in time. ...It's not something you can plan on, and no matter how much you wish for it there's no guarantee that it will happen with any one person. But when it does show up, you can't escape itLove is something that survives because it's too stubborn to give up. That's just the way it is. Otherwise, it wouldn't be love. - Ino Yamanaka (from Naruto), from The Infinite Perfection of Being
Yes, my nipples look like Milk Duds. - Me or Rodney, my sensei
I want everybody I meet to remember me. Inside people's memories, I can live forever. - Lea, Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
Sora...you're lucky. Looks like my summer vacation is...over. - Roxas, from Kingdom Hearts 2
Thinking of you, wherever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend. Now I will step forward to realize this wish. And who knows: Starting a new journey may not be so hard, or maybe it has already begun. There are many worlds, but they share the same sky - One sky, one destiny. - Kairi's Letter to Sora, in Kingdom Hearts 2
A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream. I wanna line the pieces up—yours and mine. - Sora, from Kingdom Hearts
You two won't cry; someone should do it for you, don't you think?"- Winry Rockbell, from Fullmetal Alchemist
Lazy Malaria is the leading cause of death among housewives and comorbid magicians suffering from nipplescrotum. For just pennies a day you can alleviate the suffering of an unfortunate soul living in hopelessness. Your contribution can provide essential body parts, moonshine and pamphlets outlining the dangers of human transmutation. Please find it in your heart to help by sending a check to my address for the Coalition of Alchemy Suffering and Hope or simply CASH. Thank you. - Some guy on YouTube
Achoo! *Sniffle* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. - Will Smith
Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else. - Squidward, from SpongeBob SquarePants
I just wanna say that nothing I do would be possible if it weren't for the love and support from all my fans. All the Pokemon I catch and all the expensive cars I get to drive in, and all the sex with your moms that I don't wanna have but I'm gonna have anyway, It's all due, to you guys. Peace out, bitches! - Gary, from Pokemon Abriged: Pallet Town Heroes
If I'm still sober when you get back we'll continue this conversation. - Atsuko Urameshi, from Yu Yu Hakusho Abriged
Not all black people know how to cook okay! - Me
I can't get drunk with all this noise... And you all know how aggressive I am sober! - Cana Alberona, from Fairy Tail Abriged
My father was a test tube, my mother was a rubber band. You do the math. - Monkey D. Luffy, from None Piece
What's cookin', good lookin'? - Edward Elric, from FMAB Abriged
Hey hotstuff, lookin' for a good time? - Edward Elric, from FMAB Abriged
Stunning physique, blonde flowing locks, main character status... I know who you are now. The Fullmetal Alchemist. Title-drop, oh! I called it! - 'Isaac McDoodle' from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood: Abriged
Oh, Webster! Look, I can't deny the attraction between us. Anyone can see it, but my heart belongs to Oscar! - Clamantha (Fish Hooks)
You have two good legs, get up and use them- Edward Elric
Excellent! *air guitar*-Bill and Ted from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
I wanna Huffle your Puff.- Me
Hey Draco, you're bed cold? Mind if I, Slytherin? -My friend, Angel
She's so ugly, we'll stick her face in some dough and make gorilla biscuits! - Reindeer from the Dragon Ball Z Christmas (Robot Chicken)
I always knew I'd look good as a blonde. - Me when I tried on this blonde Zack Efferon Wig my brother bought
The heroes never die. Come on. We've got a world to save. - Snow Villiers
Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like a mental illness. Even I get in the mood for that stuff now and then. I am a healthy girl; my body has its urges. But I won't let a momentary slip up leave me with a burden.— Haruhi Suzumiya
Life sucks, and then you die. - Jacob Black
Believe In me, Who believes in the you, Who believes in the One Piece! (Fight the Powah!) - Iruka Umino(Ninjabridge)
DATTEBAYO MOTHERFUCKERS! AHA! WHEN YOU GET TO HELL TELL 'EM NARUTO SENT YA! AWAY! - Naruto Uzumaki(Ninjabridge)
I am on a drug. It's called Seto Freaking Kaiba! - Seto Kaiba(Ninjabridge)
Kurosaki-kun, you know I had a lot of things I wanted to do... I want to be a teacher... I also want to be an astronaut... and also make my own cake shop... I want to go to the sweets bakery and say 'I want one of everything'... Ohhhh, I wish I could live life five times over. Then I'd be born in five different places, and I'd stuff myself with different food from around the world... I'd live five different lives with five different occupations... and then, for those five times... I'd fall in love with the same person...
SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. Sometimes I like to mix it up. Keeps you on your toes. – Patrick Star
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