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Joined 07-15-11, id: 3073247, Profile Updated: 10-31-11
Author has written 6 stories for Invader Zim, and Harry Potter.

Hello peoples of da earth. It is I. Janie. Here iz somes infromation to help you better understand meh.

I am 13&1/2

Female

1 brother and 1 sister

Live in california

FANFICTION IS MY ONLY SAFE HAVEN!! ( IDK if i spelled that right but ohwell)

Check out my deviantART account:

http://invaderzala.deviantart.com/

I love invader zim. _

A little Invader Zim questionnaire I've seen on a bunch of profiles.

Q: If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

A: Skool. Itz creepy in a cool way

Q: Which IZ Character would you date?

A: Zim. He iz awesome

Q: Which IZ character is your best friend?

A: Probably Tak or Gaz

Q: Which IZ character do you hate?

A: dib Q: Your favorite IZ episode(s)?

A: The nightmare begins and Tak: the hideous new girl

Q: Your favorite IZ character?

A: zim. Hes awesome

Q: Favorite Almighty Tallest?

A: Purple. He is sooooo stupidly hilarious

Q: Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

A: glomp him

Q: You just got 2 tickets to see a concert, who do you take with you?

A: probably zim

Q: You accidentally got stranded on a desert island...who got stranded with you?

A: Definitely Tak... She finds out how to escape faster than you can read this. OMG SHE'S FOUND A WAY! BYE! ( i have to copy this from XxdoomygrlxX cuz its soo true)

Q: Zim has asked you to help repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

A:O_O

Q: Favorite IZ pairing?

A: ZaTr

Q: You and the Tallest are on the massive...

A: Shooting each other with laser guns

Q: If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be?

A: probably sleeping

Q: Favorite IZ quote?

A: doom doom doom doom doom doom go home now ~ Ms. Bitters ( the nightmare begins)

Q: Favorite Zim moment?

A: lies lies the filthy earth boy lies!!! I mean no.(Mysterious Mysteries)

Q: Favorite Dib moment?

A: none. Dib sucks

Q: Favorite GIR moment?

A: Haaaaa itz got chicken legs (megadoomer)

Q: What is your favorite love song that fits your pairing?

A: Judas ~ Lady gaga

Q: What is your favorite song?

A: Blow Me Away~ Breaking Benjamin

Q:What song(s) describes you most?

A: Janies got a gun by aerosmith

I have black hair with a neon blue streak on the left side.

I have green eyes. no gold eye though ;(

I love invader zim and warriors.

ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR.ZATR (hey question, whats my favorite invader zim paring??)

My friend Carter (invader omega) got the song " Lost In You" by 'three days grace' STUCK IN THE DARK CAVERN THAT IS MY TORTURED NOGGIN!!

ME: ...I HATE YOU...

CARTER: WELCOMES:P

ME:...GRRRR...

CARTER: ...eep...o_o

scene not shown cuz the author (MEEEE! XD) is too lazy to write out a whole gruesome battle scene*

-later-

CARTER: XP

ME: :)

ANY WAY...

My Favorite saying is

" to answer your question, I cant answer your question." ~ my dad

My OTHER favorite saying is " when in doubt, go to bed." ~ Me.

philosophy to life- kill them all and let god sort it out. ~ some guy

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile

If you're the kind of person who always says no when somebody asks if anyone's there, copy/paste this onto your profile

If you think Nickelodeon is stupid for canceling Invader Zim, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Kirby rocks, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tried to run on water and nearly drowned yourself in the process, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you were one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

55 percent of people yawn after seeing someone yawn, in fact, reading about yawning will make some people yawn. If, after or while reading this, you yawned, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

98 percent of children and teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game charecter or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If the Earth was Conquered by something, i rather be conquered by zim. copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

A white man and black man were in a bus

The white man told the black man, "Colored people are not allowed."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...

when I was born I was BLACK,

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'm BLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

This is a story about a little girl who was abused. If you care, copy and paste.

My name is Melissa

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly

Then maybe my mommy

would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

all the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks arent home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice

So maybe I'll get just

one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

my daddy is back

from Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

against the wall.

I try and hide

from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now,

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words

He says it's my fault

he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

and run for the door.

He's already locked it,

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

with more bad words spoken.

"I'm Sorry!" I scream

But now it's much too late

His face has been twisted

into an umimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again,

Oh please, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

He finally stops

and heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

sprawled on the floor.

My name is Melissa

I am but three

Tonight my father

Murdered me.

CHILD ABUSE, MAKE IT STOP! These children need parents who love them! Not parents who beat them

If you love ZATR, copy and paste this to your profile.

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you want others to believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

If the Earth was Conquered by something, i rather be conquered by zim. copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

I feel happy cuz XxDoomygrlxX gave me permission to use her " shush-kabobs" saying XD

bye.

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Let me hold you by dirty-icing reviews
Dib and Gaz's cousin, Bianca, comes to live with them so her father can start a new life and Zim takes a liking to her. but Zim doesn't know how to handle these disgusting feelings that humans call love and other junk like that. any reviews welcome
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,155 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Zim
Parenthood by stretch the faunlet reviews
One-shots surrounding Zim, Tak, and their newest challenge together: Parenthood. ZATR. UPDATED! CHAPTER 13 ADDED! Extra surprise for any Skoodge/Tenn fans out there at the end of Chapters 12 and 13. Take a guess. :D
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,079 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Zim, Tak
Mermaids & Aliens by Lightningbabe reviews
Abby is new in town and has a wet seceret. Sequal made!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Zim - Complete
From Human To Irken by IrkenInvaderKai reviews
When Sara moves and goes to Skool she finds some unlikely allies and finds herself in love. But everything changes when she becomes an Irken. Can she find a cure? Does she want to change back? Rating changed to T cause of stuff.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,502 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Zim, Dib
Smallest of Irk by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Zim's final moments as hes deactivated. Character death.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Zim - Complete
Invader Zim Randomness! by LucidityAcheived reviews
Not a dare thing, but just randomness I put the characters into. Feel free to suggest! Rated T for mild cursing. It's also as short as any of my other stories.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011
In The Name Of Science by The Dibster reviews
'And to think,' thought the pregnant Gaz Membrane. 'This all started with Zim needing a C in his stupid classes.' ZaGr. Finished.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,932 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Someone, Somewhere by InvaderMads45321 reviews
ZAGF story. Maybe ZAGR later. Gaz is battling against herself for freedom, and one night, her life changes forever. Will a friendship grow between Zim and Gaz? Please review. Bad summary; Includes profanity. Prologue to Angel ZAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Dear Insanity by InvaderMads45321 reviews
With Dib gone, Gaz must cope without a sibling. She faces denial and she's fighting against her inner demon. Can a specific Irken alien save her? ZAGR, Based off of the song "Dear Insanity" by Asking Alexandria. 'T' for language and mild romantic themes.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
DEFECTED by InvaderChocolate reviews
Invader Zim story.Zim finds a crashed ship.he takes the Irken and her robot back to his base.When she wakes up.Zim is sure that he used to know her.What'll happen when he finds out the truth about her?Romantic story about 2 old friends reuniting.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,563 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Zim, unknown 1
Emotions by stretch the faunlet reviews
One-shots surrounding Zim and Tak. ZATR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Zim, Tak
Doominess by xxSkitten reviews
When Tak's escape pod lands on the moon, Tak hates Zim more than ever. However, when she makes it back to Earth, a number of unexpected things happen...ZATR, rated T just in case. DISCONTINUED.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Zim, Tak
Mistletoe by InvaderSkoot reviews
A short Zim and Tak one shot involving mistletoe, guess what happens... My first story here so please read and review!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Hottopic by Kittykatx3 reviews
Zim and Gir go to the mall so zim can get a better disguise.So Zim and Gir go in this store called 'Hottopic',they go in and see they sell invader zim stuff..and Zim well..you'll see.. :P
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
White Veil by Spartan Alpha reviews
As death settles upon two Irkens, they find that they are not so alone after all... Intended ZaTr ONESHOT
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Zim, Tak - Complete
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The Beginning of The End reviews
Things get crazy when 17 muggles are accepted to Hogwarts school... They get to meet the one and only Harry Potter in all his glory: The lucky ducks... Will have OC/OC, Harry/OC, Luna/OC and some others including Dramonie... ENJOY! T for mild cussing...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012
The Epic Gameshow, OF DOOM! reviews
Join me and my friends in torturing the IZ cast! I accept anything, season 1 of THE EPIC GAMESHOW OF DOOM! will be invader zim. Laters! Rated 'T' for language and some stuff...I LOVE BURRITOS.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011
A New Life reviews
Tiffany runs awy from her dad looking for a new life when she meets Zim. I.SUCK.AT.SUMMARIES. story iz much better
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Zim, unknown 1
Into Reality reviews
After GIR knocks over two important uranium rods, used to power an advanced irken transporter, Zim and GIR are beamed into the real world, where they meet two fans. Carter and Janie. I suck at summaries. rated 'T' cuz i dont like 'K'. XD
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Zim
lost in you reviews
RANDOM SONG FIC. NO BLAMY IF IT SUCKS. ZATR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Tak, Zim