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Hi, Bonjour, guten tag, Γεια σας, ciao, Hola

A bit about me:

Name: Can't tell you

Age: still Private

Favourite Colour: Black

Favorite Movie: Harry Potter!!!!!

Favorite food: Chocolate

Favourite TV show: Friends

Favourite HP book: Prisoner of Azkaban

Favourite time of day: 3:27am

Favourite character in the HP series: Sirius B, James P, Remus L, Lily E, Luna L and the twins.

Music I like: 30 seconds to Mars, My Chemical Romance

Hobbies: Cooking, Sewing.

Favourite books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and H.I.V.E

Favourite animals: Rabbits.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

Getting high meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
Your worst enemies were your siblings
Race issues were about who ran fastest?
WAR was a card game
Life was simple and carefree
All you wanted to do…was grow up?!

Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
After the marriage: Read it bottom to top leaving out the last line

Her name was Auroura

She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you absolutely HATE child abuse copy and paste this story onto your profile.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

I swear to Drunk I'm not God

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career; it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple; you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

'Define normal.'

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I don't get even, I get odder.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

When life gives you lemons, make Shirley temples, and make everyone else wonder how

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes

When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

And so are you,

But the roses are wilting,

The violets are dead,

The sugar bowl's empty,

And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

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Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)
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Here For a Moment, Gone in a Blink by k-marieee reviews
"I for one had never talked to Lily, I don't really think many people have. From what I've heard she used to have friends,not many mind you, but for some reason after fifth year she just stopped talking to everyone." -Katarina Meadows. SUMMARY INSIDE!
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The Game by pheobesapphira reviews
Lily Evans and her friends have made up the ultimate game of tag. Being in their 6th year and the rise of something dark on the horizon, they want to make it a little more serious. A certain group of Marauders find out about their game. Will they let them join?
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Remus' Secret by Charity Angel reviews
MWPP. How will his friends react to Remus' biggest secret? Begins during their Second Year, will continue through to the First Order of the Phoenix and November 1981. Rated for bad language - boys will be boys - and sexual themes in later chapters. JP/LE SB/RL (yes, that means slash)
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Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
This brave new world's not like yesterday by myrmidryad reviews
Enjolras is suddenly poor and needs a job, and Grantaire happens to work at the same place. They end up having actual conversations instead of just shouting at each other, and Enjolras realises that he actually kind of enjoys Grantaire's company. Cue meandering chatter and clumsy handling of feelings. Modern au, Enjolras/Grantaire, rated M for the final chapter.
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To the Beat of Our Noisy Hearts by skychaser93 reviews
In the midst of war and chaos, starting in their 7th year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans and Remus Lupin learn that love can surface in the most unlikely of places, with the most unlikely of people. Lily/James and Remus/Sirius.
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A Letter Never Sent by Exceeds Expectations reviews
I tried to forget you, you know. I never could. /A letter from Remus to Sirius in which he writes all the things he wishes he could tell him face to face.
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Of Lucky Socks and Lollipops by fullmetalgrigori reviews
Lily has always known that she hates James Potter. It takes a pair of lucky socks, her friends, his friends, and some lollipops to change her mind. Rated "T" for safety, it probably won't deserve it.
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It Began With A Walrus by dozy-joe-2000 reviews
What will the Marauders do with the problematic Walrus? Just how sarcastic can a house-elf be? And how angry do you need to make Remus before he actually kills you? The answers lie within. Please read and review, there will be more chapters soon!
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