Hi, Bonjour, guten tag, Γεια σας, ciao, Hola
A bit about me:
Name: Can't tell you
Age: still Private
Favourite Colour: Black
Favorite Movie: Harry Potter!!!!!
Favorite food: Chocolate
Favourite TV show: Friends
Favourite HP book: Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite time of day: 3:27am
Favourite character in the HP series: Sirius B, James P, Remus L, Lily E, Luna L and the twins.
Music I like: 30 seconds to Mars, My Chemical Romance
Hobbies: Cooking, Sewing.
Favourite books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and H.I.V.E
Favourite animals: Rabbits.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Before the marriage:
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you absolutely HATE child abuse copy and paste this story onto your profile.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
I swear to Drunk I'm not God
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Writing isn't a career; it's more of a mental illness.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.
Flying is simple; you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
I don't get even, I get odder.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges
If life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone
If life gives you lemons, make beef stew
When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else
When life gives you lemons, make Shirley temples, and make everyone else wonder how
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes
When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
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