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Will the Snake Strangle the Lion?
by NumeralNerd reviews
Raped, cuts that wont heal, Hermione's cousin has his way with her during the summer. What will happen once he arrives at Hogwarts disguised as a teacher? Will Draco notice her change in behaviour? Or will he overlook the signs just as her friends do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,563 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 13369 - Favs: 17,111 - Follows: 12,042 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by ffffuturelove reviews
Sequel to Rebel Girl. Leia Allen has come back to Hogwarts for her sixth year, but not everything is what it seems. You should read it. Read, review, tell your friends. Romance/Humor/Drama
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,898 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Draco M., OC - Complete
by ffffuturelove reviews
Some rebel girl goes to Hogwarts expecting a somewhat normal school year, little did she know what she actually got herself into. Rated M for language and later smut. Many pairings along the way. In the middle of humor and drama. OC/LL OC/TN OC/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,633 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 12/26/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
We Just Can't
by gnrkrystle reviews
Draco and Hermione can't be together. Or can they? Takes place both at Hogwarts and Post-Hogwarts. Summary is lame. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,422 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sapphire Eleanor Rose Suzette de Mont vs Canon
by susieboo reviews
Second entry in the MSEA Files. The sequel to "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon." There's a new Sue in town; Sapphire, an annoyingly smart, annoyingly pure, annoyingly modest, annoyingly pretty, annoyingly sweet, annoyingly desirable girl. You can panic now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - OC - Complete
If I die, I'll never have
by 9876grpc reviews
After Harry and Hermione vent over Ron leaving, they talk about the things they'll never have done if they were to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
by scarlettcat reviews
Hermione and Draco get caught up in a battle of the sexes but not everybody is playing fair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon
by susieboo reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
A Surprise in The Bedroom
by CanYouSpellPi reviews
Harry comes home to find that there is something missing. When he goes to his bedroom, he is shocked at what he sees! PWP, threesome pairing. Rated for a big reason! Sex, lots of sex. You were warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P.
Wilted Rose and Muddy Blood: A Dramione Fic
by Raptor-Elephant reviews
Lavender Brown makes a bet with Hermione that she can't win over the Slytherin Prince in a month. Hermione wonders why she agreed... she could never stand a chance of winning, right? Rated for minor adult themes and language. R&R. COMPLETE... FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,001 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dos and Don'ts of Writing a Realistic OC
by PottedLilies reviews
A guide to keep your OCs from becoming Mary Sues. Includes name, appearance, background, personality, and examples. Based in both Marauders' and Harry's eras. Slightly sarcastic at times, no offence meant. All reviews/suggestions welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/26/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
by makesmewonderx3 reviews
She gave a warm smile to each of us, taking a look around the large classroom. "Your primary assignment will be to experience pregnancy with a partner that will be assigned to you." *Disregards DH!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 71,506 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Mass-murderers are not meant to be babysitters. Sometimes, though, sacrifices are made for little sisters. Bellatrix watches over her baby nephew and hilarity is bound to ensue on what could very well be Draco and Bella's last adventure in child-care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 11,709 - Follows: 4,956 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
How We Imagined Light
by horcruxnumber8 reviews
The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What's Your Fantasy?
by Chocolateveela reviews
A conversation between girlfriends, leads to a night she only imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Something to Talk About
by KillerIceQueen reviews
Take's place in GoF when Rita Skeeter is writing the articles on Harry and Hermione. The pair get sick of it and try to confuse everyone. Will this plan result in them getting confused themselves, or will they show everyone that they were wrong all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Lies Beneath
by Master Slytherin reviews
COMPLETE. H/Tracey. The diary left more than battle wounds. Voldemort's ingenuity planned for more than Harry initially assumed. The time has come when he must pierce the shades of grey that colour the Wizarding World. A fast-paced, psychological thriller
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,099 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hermione is alone in the library one late night and finds herself in quite a predicament.I know I usually write HarryDraco slash, but this Dramione was clawing to get out. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 154 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy, paragon of wickedness, follows Hermione Granger one day to an unused section of Hogwarts and discovers her unspeakable secret... Oh yeah, and the whole graveyard scene didn't happen. Cedric Diggory is alive. Because I said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,884 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines
by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord
by Pwn Master Paladin reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
by Valandar reviews
What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE! Hogwarts High is a normal high school. The HP kids have no magic. This is a story about normal kids attending a high school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,822 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Truth or Dare
by Darkwing731 reviews
One shot. James&Lily. She bit her lip. She had so many things to say to him, but could find no way to say it. Truth or dare? she blurted out suddenly. Stupid, stupid, stupid...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet
by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 6,603 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
I Hate Everything About You
by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Having Fun With The Devil
by Devilzzz reviews
*Completed* Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are in their sixth year and starting a dangerous new game of war. They compete against each other in seduction, and sexual harassment is always welcome. But what happens when things go extreme?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,095 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Joking a Malfoy
by AbRaCaDaBrA reviews
A Harry Potter Alternate Universe moment. This is exactly why the Sorting Hat doesn't - and shouldn't - have a sense of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Draco M., Draco M.
How many Hufflepuffs ...
by Amberdulen reviews
... does it take to light up a wand? Learn that and more in this collection of (slightly lame) one-liners; then add your own since you're probably much funnier than me. *Eighth installation now up!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,929 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2002 - Published: 2/15/2002
Truth or Dare reviews
After Harry, Ron, Hermione and Lavender get in a fight with Draco and Pansy they are left to clean the trophy room. They finish early with a little help from magic and have nothing to do. What about truth or dare? Pairings: everyone with everyone. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete