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Something Like Danger by sinking815 reviews
The next few minutes feel agonizingly slow. It seems with every passing second, my breath grows louder, the shuffles and whimpers of my scared family heightened in the stillness. If this continues for much longer, I'm certain the Peacekeeper will turn and find us... AU retell of Catching Fire. G/K
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,053 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Katniss E., Gale H.
Lost Voice by Ikabikaboo reviews
What if being the Dragonborn isn't all it's meant to be? Enter Lydia, the loyal housecarl as she and her Thane unravel the conspiracy and lies behind being a fabled hero. rated M for violence and Lemons/limes in later chaps. LydiaxM!Dragonborn (Being Updated slowly but surely)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia
Unknown Depths Below by Lady Mayflower reviews
Everyone has faced an Everest before, their own personal hole in the ground where the future is uncertain and all things seem bleak. This is the story of Isaac's journey; join in as we follow him down...into the unknown depths below.
Binding of Isaac - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
The Dragon in Twilight by StreakTheFoxz reviews
Twilight Sparkle loves reading, and romance novels are no exception. But when she reads a novel about a mare falling for a stallion who turns into a dragon at night, she begins to question her feelings towards her #1 assistant.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,239 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike - Complete
Forgiven by red1308 reviews
A year after the Rebellion has ended, Katniss Everdeen decides that she has to find her best friend, Gale. What happens when two best friends realize there is more in store for them than forgiveness?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,666 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H.
The Punishment by thepunishment reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Sky's Still Blue by iLoVeRynMar reviews
"Every day it gets a little easier to breathe and the pain from the war loosens its grip on my heart just a bit. I start to think less about the past and more about how Peeta makes me happier than I ever thought possible" Pre-Epilogue
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,691 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Letter by Lonely God reviews
When Will gets Alyss' letter telling him she loved him, he doesn't waste any time heading up to Redmont. Rated M for sex scene. Will/Alyss.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Will, Alyss - Complete
Warming Up by Proteus-92 reviews
After sharing a bed in winter, Twilight learns of the deep seated love that Spike has for her. How will their relationship change? How will the others react? And what will happen when she discovers that the new feelings she has for him may not be her own?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,132 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike - Complete
Her Big Fluttering Heart by Neoraichu reviews
Big Macintosh and Fluttershy have feelings for each other, but neither can bring themselves to confess their feelings to the other. But things are coming that will change all that. What will they do when circumstances drive them into each others legs? I should have mentioned sooner that Pinkie Pie/Rainbow Dash became a couple in one of my earlier stories, "Applejack's Rope Trick"
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,244 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Big Macintosh - Complete
Cookies by Majestic Butler reviews
Who or what took Waddle Dee's best batch of chocolate chip cookies?
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Kirby, Waddle Dee - Complete
I Thought I Had Lost You, Too by dontfindmeiamgone reviews
A little bit of fluff centered around the day or so after Eli's death. Gordon/Alyx. Rated M for sexy stuff. If you find any obnoxious grammatical errors, let me know in a comment.
Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Gordon F., Alyx V. - Complete
A Stolen Moment by Ace of Fours reviews
Lemony-delicious oneshot. Set during 'The Escape,' human!Wheatley. After Wheatley injures himself getting to the template turret, Chell discovers his deep-seated self esteem issues and finds a way to make him understand how important he is to her.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Testament by Lady Mayflower reviews
Once upon a time, there was a lonely mother. All she wanted was to live a happy life with her son. Then God intervened.
Binding of Isaac - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Complete
Skyward Sword: The rest of our lives by Kisdota-The Freak Gamer reviews
Spoilers for the Game! The memories of her life were troubling, the memories of her greatest enemy were troubling, and the memories of her life before were controling. Life for the two after the battle is over and done. M for later chapters.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,970 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Wheatley's Second Chance by Ace of Fours reviews
-Spoilers Ahead!- It's been more than a year now since Wheatley was stranded out in space, and so far, things have been grim. But the discovery of a stray satellite might just give him the second chance he's been wishing for.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,966 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Kirby Party by Majestic Butler reviews
Will Kirby's brilliant idea be enough to satisfy King Dedede's boredom?
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Kirby, King Dedede - Complete
Fighting Myself by Lady Mayflower reviews
Through his adventures in the womb, Isaac comes across an enemy unlike any of the other Mom-tastrophes he's found so far...
Binding of Isaac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Christening the Sheets by badboylover24 reviews
Warning: Celestia Hardcore! Based on Waiting for Male by mattwilson83, found in Deviantart. After the mess from Lesson Zero has been settled, Celestia returns to her lover for a night of romance. I own nothing, BTW.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Discord, Princess Celestia - Complete
Of Games and Dragons by Queenie Z reviews
Link and Zelda get romantic in front of the Ancient Cistern. Surely, no one could possibly be watching them... could they? Skyward Sword. Link x Zelda. Sexual content.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Victory Dance by Nik Knight reviews
Kirby can dance, why not Sir Meta Knight? REAL SHORT ONE-SHOT! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Meta-Knight, Kirby - Complete
Kirby's Phone Call Chaos by Ultra Star reviews
A short oneshot based on a picture I saw. Kirby finds himself trapped in a dark room and can't escape, so he calls his fellow puffballs for back-up. Who knew a simple call could cause such chaos?
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Kirby - Complete
The Bunker by kingofthenerdz reviews
When Annabeth arrives at Camp Jupiter, she has a little surprise for an unsuspecting Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Promises by RLS reviews
Takes place right after Skyward Sword. Link and Zelda return to Skyloft and make up for lost time. Don't just read, review too!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Deaf to the World by EvaXephon reviews
Fi is obligated to provide assistance to Link in every possible way. What happens when Link becomes sexually frustrated?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Link, Fi - Complete
Mark of Chaos by badboylover24 reviews
Takes place during The Return of Harmony, Pt2. What if it was really Princess Luna sending back Twilight her friendship reports, while her sister's with Discord, who returned from beating the Mane Six to win back her love? Rated M for SEX! Own nothing.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Discord, Princess Celestia - Complete
Belief by Proteus-92 reviews
It's the end of the day, and Soarin' and Spitfire unwind in the showers after a hard day's practice. But what starts out as a bout of some steamy after-practice "fun" quickly escalates, bonding them closer together than as just mere teammates or friends.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Soarin, Spitfire - Complete
Defrosting by FuchsiaMae reviews
GLaDOS finds Cave Johnson stored in the cryogenic freezing wing. She revives him, and they hit it off. Cave/GLaDOS, mention of Cave/Caroline in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cave Johnson, GLaDOS - Complete
Wanting More by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
A relationship with a machine and human will always leave one of them Wanting More... ChellxWheatley
Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Eager To Please by Circumlocution reviews
That was Link's main fault. Especially where Tetra was concerned. LinkXTetra oneshot lemon. If that doesn't grab your interest, I don't know what will.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Link, Tetra - Complete
Dear Diary by alexgmich reviews
PWP. As told by Scout.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Medic, Heavy
Peashooter's Tour by PlayYourRole reviews
Peashooter is going to give you a tour of the lawn. You get to meet his plant friends, watch them fight the zombies, see the Zen Garden, and you even get souvenir money. Dedicated to Douzuki Soulpower.
Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Of Love by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
Wheatley confirms Chell's feelings for himself. One-shot Chellxhuman!Wheatley AU?
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Tea by flipysrevenge96 reviews
WHAT! my first M-Rated oneshot/lemon! It can't be so, but it is! I have noticed that the number of Scott Pilgrim lemons on this site is lacking, so I hope you enjoy. Review, and I might make one for Kim/Knives, Stacey/Neil, etc. Hope you like.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Scott P., Ramona F. - Complete
Memories of a Past Movie by EmilySamara reviews
Samara and Sadako are having a sleepover, and they're bored. But not for long... just wait 'til Samara meets Daveigh!
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
Lin's Scott Pilgrim Oneshot Collection by Linables reviews
Rings pt 2 up! I couldn't quite resist writing this, after Scott said his and Wallace's meeting at university was "pretty gay". This and any future oneshots is/will be Scott x Ramona at heart, but like I said, the first one has something else as well.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,524 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Scott P.
The Right Words by Subverted reviews
Sometimes it seemed as though they both struggled to speak, yet the meaning was always conveyed. My first Half-Life fic. Please review.
Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,432 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009
Ecstasy by Cherryxx24 reviews
Ben returns home all tired and sweaty. Gwen offers to draw him a bath. What happens next? Bwen oneshot. R&R please!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
My Girl by Anya-Paradox reviews
The group spends time together without Cronus. Is there anyway to get Jay to loosen up? Or to get Archie to fess up his feelings? What if they found out Jay's weakness and Atlanta's worst fear? AxA JxT Pure fluff. Lemon.
Class of the Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,045 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Crowbar Wedding by Kiefer I reviews
Gordon and Alyx begin the next half of their lives. Just a fun Gordon/Alyx fic. *minor spoilers*
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete