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Author has written 145 stories for Degrassi, Maximum Ride, Naruto, X-overs, CSI, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, Conspiracy 365, T*Witches, Twilight, Blood Ties, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, Lost Girl, Kickin' It, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, 39 Clues, Outsiders, Everest series, Gordan Korman, Dangerous Days of Daniel X, X-Men: The Movie, Highlander, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Hunger Games, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, Glee, Speak, I Am Number Four, Switched at Birth, Misc. Tv Shows, Merlin, Young Hercules, Baby Daddy, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Criminal Minds, Misc. Movies, Heartland, Supernatural, My Babysitter's a Vampire, Misc. Books, Legend of Dragoon, Charmed, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Breakfast Club, Beastly, Kingdom Hearts, Amazing Spiez!/SpieZ! Nouvelle Génération, Carrie, Death Note, and Lab Rats, 2012.
Critical skeptical sucker for a story where someone loses their head. Love books, some tv, Kill Bill. Music LMFAO doesnt Mean Laugh My F*king A* Off. It means Love My Freaking Awesome Oreos! LOL. PUBLIC WARNING: I AM NOT NORMAL! I don't need charity, I don't need sympathy. All I need is for someone to click"Review chapter" and write down even one word, to tell me how I'm doing.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.-Unknown Author
No one can make you feel inferior about yourself without your permission-Eleanor Roosevelt
Writing is my life. I'm not emo or depressed it's just what I do.
Holy water cannot help you now A thousand armies couldn't keep me out I don't want your money I don't want your crowd See I have to burn Your kingdom down. Seven devils all around you Seven devils in my house See they were there when I woke up this morning I'll be dead before the day is done. Got my new glasses-thank god, I'm blind as a bat without them. Will be updating ASAP. Shout out to Alexandria Nicole Carters for updating my stories because my account was screwy.
Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Unless you were in an old folks home. If you yelled BANG, you'd give half of them a heart attack...
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.
95% of the teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, the Jonas Brothers, and Selena Gomez were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "JUMP, @#!*% , JUMP!!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
(X) you play video games such as legend of zelda and super mario
(X) You love hoodies.
(X) You love jeans.
(X) Dogs are better than cats.
(X)It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(X) Shopping is torture.
(X) mushy romance movies suck.
(X) you don't get twighlight.
(X) You own and/or have owned an X-Box.
(X) Played with Hot wheels’ cars as a kid.
(X) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(X) You own and/or have owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
() You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
(X) You watch sports on TV.
(X) Gory movies are cool.
(x) You go to your dad for advice.
(X) You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(X) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(X) Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x) It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(X) Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors.
(X) You love to go crazy and not care what people think
() Sports are fun.
(X) Talk with food in your mouth.
() Sleep with your socks on at night.
(X) you love someone you'll never be with
() You wear lip gloss/chap-stick.
() Cats are better than dogs.
() You love to shop.
() You wear mascara.
() You love the color pink.
(x)Go to your mom for advice.
() Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
() You hate wearing the color black.
() You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(X) You like wearing jewelry.
() Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
() You like hanging out at the shopping center.
() You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(X) You were in gymnastics/dance.
() It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed.
() You smile a lot more than you should.
() You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
() You care about what you look like.
() You like wearing dresses when you can.
() You like wearing body perfume.
() You love the movies.
() Used to play with dolls as little kid.
() Like being the star of every thing (sometimes).
() you hate gory movies.
Original words: So do la fa me do rey
What I heard:Soda laughed at me dumb rain
Original words: What is it you can't face?
What I Heard:What is it you cunt face?
Original words: You can make me feel complete
What I Heard: You can make me comfy feet
Original Words:Like you do your girlfriends
What I heard:I could do your girlfriends
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy this into your profile.
If you believe the government should make Levees, not war, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself ( I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you're crazy copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "Eraser Bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. if you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their ass off.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Put this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to your self,and answer yourself copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever hit your nose on a glass window, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're okay with laughing at yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read boyxboy shippings/parings, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Ok, some stories are being chucked and don't expect to see them again.
Little Plastic Castle-Jack X O/C
Kryptonite-Dan x O/C
More Than Just A Kiss Goodnight- StilesXKenzi
Dirty Fantasies Thats All Right?
You Thought I Would Forget-Draco X O/C
Sleeping With The Enemy-Eli X O/C
Cry To Me
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a cup of Tim Horton's coffee: Warning!Hot(I'm drinking coffee..DUH)
On a bottle of medical ointment:Rub sparingly on infected area.(Yes, because I'm really gonna waste the whole bottle on one silly rash...)
On a bottle of bleach: Do not Ingest(I'm 14. If I think it's ok to drink Bleach, take me to a doctor.)
I have been many places, but I've never been in Cahoots... Apparently you can't go there alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone...
You belong to me. This ain't a noose, this is a leash, and I have news for you; you must obey me.
I don’t know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren’t coming back for them.
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