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Joined 07-16-11, id: 3075571, Profile Updated: 02-18-13
Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello everybody! I am a young artist, however like most artist I am not proud of a greal deal of my work, and I never truly finish anything, I made this account so I could try writting stories again! However I need a lot more work so that is what I am trying to do, and I won't bring ANY FCs into any of my Fanfiction since they tend to get a bad rap unless it's Swanzie since she is a joke FC. Starting Now! Unexpected I'll probably end up deleting because I need to scrap it and sttart over.


Just so you know I can be incredibly insensitive about certain things and sorry if I offend. :)

Me as a Weeb (Won't delete due to nostalgia.);

Number your 12 fave Hetalia characters (in no order) and answer the questions!! (First 3 are in order anyway! :P)

1. Romano

2. North Italy

3. America

4. Prussia

5. Germany

6. Russia

7. Spain

8. Canada

9. Poland

10. Sweden

11. Belarus

12. Lithuania

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Russia/Belarus? Yes I have...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Awesome hot! :3

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I’m not sure how Canada could break it to Lithuania.

(At a world meeting.)

Canada: Um, Toris?

Lithuania: Yes Mathew?

Canada: I-I-I’m (whispers) pregnant and you’re the father.

Lithuania: Sorry, what did you say?

Canada: I’M PREGNAT AND YOU’RE THE FATHER!!!!

(A large amount of nations choke on air and Arthur spat out his tea. While everyone yells WHAT?!)

I’d think something like that! xD

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep, “Doctor, Doctor”

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

North Italy/Russia. YES!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Germany/Poland or Germany/Sweden...neither works for me...If I had to pick...Germany/Poland, Sweden and Germany are too much alike.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Something like this...

Spain: Hey what are you two doing?

Veneziano: Um...sex?

Spain: Oh...okay then? TMI...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

America/Sweden. That’s kind of hard but I’ll try.

Berwald just got a divorce from Tino, He was deeply hurt but picked up his things and headed to America to start a new life and get his life back on track. He rented out a small apartment but then the only problem he has with his place is his neighbor is obnoxious man named Alfred, He has really loud parties and is normally wasted after every one. Berwald came into one just because it was annoying him to no end. The next mourning he has a hangover and in Alfred’s bed naked.

It’s really long yet it’s a summery. :)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Romano/Canada I think…I don’t look into it much but I know that there is some.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Spain/Lithuania. To solve the worlds problems. Tomatoes

Only thing I could come up with….a humor on it.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Um I doubt Romano would like that. And he’d have to get really drunk to have Prussia top him, just saying.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yaoi is much better in my opinion then again I’d say the same for Yuri. And it’s awkward to ask. But I have read America HET before...It was with Fem!Romano but still.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I’VE DRAWN BELARUS BEFORE! :D

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

N. Italy/Prussia/Germany, I would! Though it shall be Germancest!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Sponge Bob: Sweden! YOU OKAY?

Sweden: FINLAND!

Sorry, just had to do that! xD

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Forget You by Cee-Lo Green (Or I’d change it to American Idiot…just cause it’s green day.)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Romano/Russia/Lithuania

Warning: Blood, Language, Yaoi and Character Death, Sorry Lithuania...

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Sweden on Italy.

Sweden: *waves pasta in front of Italy’s face*

N. Italy: PASTA!!! Okay I’m listening! :D

That most likely.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Belarus: Why the f*ck should I care?!

Canada: What relationship?

N. Italy: Friendship, duh! :D

20) How emo is Seven?

The exact opposite.

21.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

I wonder why Romano would start out with Poland...and How would it get to Itacest is beyond me...But I like that pairing too...

Broken Pieces (yes bad I know but it seems angsty.)

RomPol to RomBel to RomLit Love advice from Greece and then Itacest!

22.) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

America, duh! :D

23.) Would you write Two/Four/One?

N .Italy/Prussia/Romano. Yes I would.


For a multishipper this isn’t bad.

Five ships you’re into right now

1. SpaPru
2. RusIta
3. Romerica
4. Itacest
5. Germancest

Three ships you liked, but don’t anymore

(To make this clear, I STILL SHIP THESE, just not as actively anymore, PruGre is an exception.)

7. PruGre
8. Prumano
9. CanaBela

Three ships you never liked

10. USUK
11. GerIta
12. PruHun

Two ships you’re curious about, but don’t actually ship

13. GerDen
14. PruCan

QUESTIONS

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?

I have asked myself that many times, but in all truth it’s mainly because it just wouldn’t be very equal. I don’t like the whole damsel in distress thing, it gets really, and I mean really annoying, Though I do like HRE/Chibitalia, either following the HRE is Germany theory or not, I think HRE would hold a special place in Feli’s heart, but it’s sort of like a First love thing, you get over it or something, I can't imagine him pinning after Germany when he can't remember Italy at all!

2. Who is someone you know that ships #14?

A person I rped with once on Omegle, she called me a wonderful Prussia.

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?

I like school AU’s so something having to do with that, Anything would do really…except rape.

4. Which is your favorite moment for couple #1?

Cannon? I don’t really think there is one. D:

5. How long have you been following couple #5?

Since winter of last year I believe.

6. What’s the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?

Well, I stopped reading fanfics about them, and shortly after I found SpaPru and that just replaced it in my heart.

7. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12

Um, 10. I can only see them as brotherly. Sorry.

8. Which ship do you prefer, #2 or #4?
Don’t make me choose please? But if I must, RusIta, because normally in Itacest one of them is technically cheating in the majority of them. In RusIta though, some leads to rape…the same thing with Itacest only Feli is doing it!

9. What interests you about #14?

I rped with it and thought it was really cute.

10. Why did you stop liking #7?

Eh, moved on to other things.

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the fandom?

Not at all!

12. What’s a song that reminds you of #5?

Either, Kein Zuruck by Wolfshiem or Fur Immer by Unheilig

13. If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?

Romerica and RusIta, though you should separate Russia and America for good measures.

14. Have #2 kissed yet?

In my head, yes.

15. Did #4 have a happy ending? If the show hasn’t ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely?

Considering it isn’t cannon in the Hetalia sense, but Historically the north and south of Italy are still having problems, I’d say the most likely answer is no.

16. What would make you start shipping #13?

Fanart, really, really, good fanart and a really good fanfic.

17. If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #5?

RusIta…because technically Germancest is cannon enough historically.

18. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?

Throw it away!

19. Which of these ships do you love the most?

SpaPru as of….Now I guess. I love it! But it is normally shifts around with the main three.

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Per Diem by Squatta reviews
Hiroshi has always lived a life of mediocrity. One day, a man moves to his home island that ends up making his life not so average. He also can't help but realize how much he begins to enjoy this change. HiroSei.
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The Box by ARaeOfHappiness reviews
Two young, hopeful girls made a pact that seemed oh-so simple at the time: Stay best friends forever. Of course time has a funny way of changing things, and sometimes even people. As we grow older we lose ourselves, but if we're lucky we keep the important parts. What could it possibly take to bring two childhood friends back together again, when so much has already changed?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Pan, Bra
Pocky and Promises by Shadows of Starlight reviews
I hate summaries, but here goes. Shuichi and Yuki's relationship takes a drastic turn for the worse one night, and Shuichi gets the hell out of dodge. Bloody, and broken, who will he turn to now? Ryuichi x Shuichi, rated M for a reason. 14th and final chapter now up!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,218 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Ryuichi S., Shuichi S. - Complete
Obsession by PrinceofElsinore reviews
AU. Ludwig is happy to be at the same university as his older brother. But with new experiences his perceptions of himself-and his brother-change unexpectedly. Just when they seem closer than ever, so much threatens to tear them apart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,167 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - [Germany, Prussia] - Complete
Normal by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Gilbert is tired of being made fun of for the way he looks, and while walking home one night, he meets a new friend who helps him out. Human names used. Warning: Moral in the end, Flying Mint Bunnies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Never Forgotten by tsundere-tomato-luvr reviews
Lovino didn't care about his brother! Everyone knew that...but they didn't know half of it...ITACEST DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,580 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Futzed Up Fairytales by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
Your favourite childhood stories pureed in a blender, sieved through my mind, poured into Hetalia molds, and frozen for your consumption. Crack? of course. Parody? most definitely. Fine literature? Hrm... Romerica, among others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,103 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano
Tragödie sagt alles by Rahleigh reviews
"They won't take you from me." It sounded like a promise to Ludwig. Gilbert kissed the boy's forehead, wrapping long bony fingers and rough, calloused palms around the small, fragile throat and squeezed. Warning: slight animal abuse, mentions of violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
A World Just for the Two of Us by Catastrophic Tomato reviews
While out on his own, Lovino comes in contact with a mysterious older boy by the name of Gilbert, who somehow already knows a lot about him. Maybe even more than it seems... Prumano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/24/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
Children, This Is A StrapOn by CallMeLivvy37 reviews
Francis and Antonio decide to become Sex Ed. teachers at the local middle school. Rated for so many things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - France, Spain - Complete
Hetalia Songs: 3 by AddictedOtaku reviews
A Hetalia parody of the song "3" by Britney Spears. It's about Feliciano and his adventures with pasta. Rated T for the ending. Involves Italy and Romano's curls.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Red Sky by Snowdream56 reviews
Russia travels to North Italy to escape an abnormally cold spring, but doesn't expect the results of his trip.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,126 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Russia, N. Italy
Manners by glassamilk reviews
Wherein Denmark has domestic hobbies and Germany is awkward enough to appreciate them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Denmark, Germany
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Blood, Rain, and some shit about Night reviews
Swanzie is a 18 year old Yakuza member who thinks she is an assasin what will happen with her love for Denmark is all put to the test in all its glory! Warning: Offensive Material Disclaimer: We do not own Anything not even Swanzie, And this could be taken down if asked by the creator of "Swanzie". Satire anyone?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Denmark
Prisoner reviews
On a total lack of spy work Feliciano Vargas is trapped in a Russians house. 2P!verse. Maybe 2P!RusIta later on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2012 - N. Italy, Russia
Ask Fem Axis reviews
Nyotalia. Only with personalities to match the male altered a bit to fit them being female. Rated T for Fem!S.Italy's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Unexpected reviews
Italy is having some problems with his relationship with Germany. And finds comfort in an unexpected nation. Russia. RusIta mentions of GerIta. EDIT: I need to redo this. Italy is way too out of character for my liking! So this story will be redone!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Russia, N. Italy - Complete
Letter's to Minsk reviews
Minsk is Belarus Capital. He would love to meet other places. It's just alittle secret from Belarus. Everything is allowed just keep it rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Belarus
The Thirteen Colonies of America reviews
Colonial America has Britain take him to meet his brothers and sisters. And there relationship from then to now. Rating WILL go up also will include wars Reason to rating going up . Featuring Kid America and him growning up with his colonies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - America