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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Welcome avid readers! I've decided to try something a little different with my stories, something only i could describe as- Tumblr.

I've decided to write one shots of Harry Potter and Twilight (mostly Harry Potter,) starring one main character of your choice and... you!

All you have to do is submit a request. Here's an example:

Hello xxPrettyLittleWriterxx, I would like to request a one shot involving Draco Malfoy, about a wonderful day on the beach with him.

Now that is just an example, but you could request any type of "scenario" along with the character you would like me to write you with. It doesn't just have to be a romantic relationship, It could be from a friendly relationship with Fred and George Weasley to a horrible relationship with Severus Snape!

Basically if you guys don't know what a one shot is, it is a short story that is only one chapter long.

So now if you guys are wondering, how will she possibly write this story with me in it? All I have to do, is instead of putting your actual name in the story, I will put (Y/N) which stands for your name. This will be a place holder for the person who requested the story, and for anyone else who reads the one shot.

If, you would like a specialty one shot with your actual name in the story, tell me your name, and I will private message you with your own special story. A copy of the same story I private messaged you will be up under my stories, but it won't have your name on it, only the (Y/N.)

To request a one shot, simply review under my first story, down below, or private message me a request.

Oh, one other thing. I don't write "Smut/lemons" so please don't request a one shot involving that. Also, I don't do any writing involving people harming themselves. Anything else, is accepted- the more detailed request of what exactly you want this story about, the better!

Lastly, I will do something else very tumblrish as well.

In Harry Potter there is such thing as a sorting hat.

If any one would like to private message me a brief summary about your personality, I will sort you in one of the four houses, and suggest who your friend, significant other and blood status would be.

Hope you guys like what I'm trying out! Please, don't hesitate to request a one shot, and I promise it will be up as soon as possible :)

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Life after the rebellion by Melitchy reviews
It's the post-Mockingjay story. It's about what happens after the rebellion. How Katniss and Peeta are moving on.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 62,106 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 126,088 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 4,836 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Home is Wherever You Are by savannavansmutsmut reviews
EPOV, Homeless Edward is down on his luck when he meets a girl who is a breath away from joining his homeless status. Can they save each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,322 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Love Hate by Foreverx17 reviews
Edward and Bella have been separated for three months, can’t stand each other, and—oh yeah—their family has no idea. ALL-HUMAN; SLIGHTLY OOC; CANON PAIRINGS; FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 172,367 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Housemate by You.Talk.Of.My.Drinking reviews
Renee and Phil are having cash flow issues, so what do they do? Take a housemate, of course! A very handsome, older, Edward housemate. OLDERWARD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,995 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
Make or Break Me by cruiz107 reviews
Bella, homeless and in need, collides into a man that can't be bothered with her. Is he the one who's going to pick her up or leave her in despair? WARNING: SOME SCENES MAY BE TOO GRAPHIC FOR SOME! READ W/ CAUTION.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,970 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Match by HappyMess reviews
Bella Swan never considered online dating. After all, she was only twenty-one. But after too many glasses of wine, her best friend convinces her otherwise. AH. Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,244 - Reviews: 3995 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
5 YEARS ON Spoby by maireadrg reviews
Five years on and Toby and Spencer part ways for new lovers. When Toby returns to Rosewood can their spark be rekindled.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Spencer H., Hanna M., Emily F., Toby C.
One Malteser away by happy.sheeru reviews
I ended up asking Sam if Claire and Renesmee were his daughters though they looked nothing like him, and if Paul was Leah's brother.I think Leah hates me..aah...its not like I'm going to see her again. If anybody can make a fool out of themselves right, well its me. Seth/OC. Jacob/OC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Seth, Jacob
Wake Me Up by Emmy739 reviews
Toby was Alison's secret boyfriend. After she is killed, Toby finds a letter that explains a plan he needs to go along with. He is sent to Rosewood where he meets Spencer Hastings. With Spencer, everything is different. She is different. They comfort each other and may just fall in love in the process. Spoby story, AU
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,179 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C.
Carve Your Heart Into Mine by Spencer Salvawhore reviews
Actions have consequences, sometimes for good, sometimes for bad. When a single night of passion that happened four years ago, comes back and starts unnerving Spencer's carefully managed life, she is left on the edge, frustration over taking her. A roller-coaster of emotions take over, changing her summer - and life, forever. AU.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,495 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Spencer H., Toby C.
Taken in the Night by sheviking reviews
Re-post of my first story, Taken. Bella is kidnapped by Edward, the man who has secretly wanted her and watched her from afar. Is it love or merely obsession which motivates him? Bella is about to find out. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2731 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Mile In My Shoes by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
what if one night Edward and Bella had got into a fight over Edward making love to her, and suddenly they find themselves in the others body. Edward in Bella and Bella in Edward. will they find a way back to normal or have to stay like this forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12575 - Favs: 6,256 - Follows: 5,988 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15649 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20126 - Favs: 11,783 - Follows: 6,923 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,130 - Reviews: 6508 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,035 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kill to Possess her by Kricketts reviews
Edward will do anything to cause his twin brother Ethan pain. When Ethan falls in love with a human, Edward gets the opportunity for ultimate revenge! Pls read complete summary inside, much better description! Mature themes, Dark Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Complicated Love by Ryrylove09 reviews
When Bella first met an actor Edward, she knew she hates him but what if that changes because they have a deal to act as a couple on and off camera? this is a great story! PROMISE! All Humans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,635 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
secretly in love with my bestfriend by ChristinePetrova reviews
Bella is a shy smart girl who got bullied by girls at school. She grew up with the Cullens especially with her bestfriend Edward. She secretly loves him but what happens if someday he'll be taken? ALL HUMANS! ENJOY! first story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,712 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Nine to Five by VampireAngel94 reviews
Isabella Swan moves to Seattle because of a new job. Sell's her child hood house, leaves her old friends behind and moves in with a new roommate...What happens when her roommate is a guy AND her boss?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,099 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Games by In-The-Land-Of-Robsten reviews
Bella decides to spend a much needed night with the Cullens, but she has no idea what that night might hold. She has played these games before, but never Cullen style.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,099 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Loves Kiss by NYKIDDO reviews
Bella is changed into a mermaid by a witch. Only true loves kiss can break the spell. But what if that true love is a vampire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spencer & Toby: Goofballs by JustAssumeIt'sSpencer reviews
Spoby after their break up.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Spencer H., Toby C.
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3666 - Favs: 4,236 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4200 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Keep Hoping by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
What if Bella had a sister named Hope when she first went to Forks High School? Would this story change, and for the better? EXB SXH RXE AXJ rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,739 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8413 - Favs: 6,798 - Follows: 2,828 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PS Love Always by ericastwilight reviews
Penpals since the age of eight, one in Chicago, the other in Forks, they never anticipated finding their best friend. Will the friendship survive from miles apart when it's put to the test? Collab with kyla713, written for FGB Autism Speaks Fundraiser
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,767 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Edward, Bella
Plus Size Princess by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Bella is an overweight female, dealing with bullies at high school. Edward is a typical male, dealing with the thing in his boxers. Hilarity, heartbreak. Maybe even a few lemons? Who knows? VERY OOC! M for lang. and lemons, duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17586 - Favs: 10,042 - Follows: 5,456 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissing a star by yummi23 reviews
Thanks to Jacob's dare Bella kissed a stranger in a nightclub. Little did she know that this stranger is Edward Masen, the most popular actor of the moment.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Love Never Dies by WIERD101 reviews
Edward has been lost ever since Anna died in 1912, but then he meets Bella who is an exact look-alike of Anna and they both have the same personality. But there's one difference about Bella. Rated for violence and Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Bella
I Can't Make You Love Me, But I'll Try by VelvetRainDrop reviews
Edward is a ghost with a dangerous past. He haunts an old house in Forks and social outcast Bella is dared to go in. An unlikely friendship develops but Edward is keeping a secret from Bella. Can the secret help Edward be with the girl he loves? AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,178 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4989 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3204 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Life Without You by theotherbella reviews
Bella and Edward are forced friends. Their parents are close, their friends are inseparable, but Bella and Edward hate each other. Will they ever get over the hate and realize that it may have been more than that all along?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 244,288 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Story by youareacheesesandwich reviews
Isabella Swan met Edward Cullen in 1918, when her family were hosting a party. There, they danced, fell in love and soon after were engaged in secret. Almost 100 years after Edward's "Death" they meet again in a high school in Forks, Washington, both as Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,906 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5733 - Favs: 6,628 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boss From Hell! by CullenLove reviews
Meet Bella- a secretary, stuck in the drudgery of office life. She has no boyfriend, and spends her days lusting after her boss- the confident, clever, sexy Edward Cullen who has probably slept with half the people in the office already. EdXBel. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,369 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008
Life's Not Perfect by xXchibicupcakeXx reviews
17 year old Bella lives her life as a slave girl in the 1800's. She is sold to a very whealthy family. What will Master Edward have to say about this new slave girl? What kind of trouble will Bella get into as a slave? Will she live through it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,607 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire of the Opera by Madame Meg reviews
Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
The Cullen Boy's Sleepover by emkk reviews
Emmett, Jasper, and Edward have a sleepover, but things go awry as they attempt to make prank phone calls. Hilarity ensues. Set between Twilight and New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 589 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Robot can be a Girlfriend by lbj reviews
Carlisle invents a robot that is fantastically realistic for his wife. Edward is given the task of watching over this robot called 'Bella' and finds himself falling in love. Can a vampire love something that can't think? EPOV ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Skating by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and Edward go rollar skating!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
The Parent Trap reviews
Well you guys all seen it before, the parent trap. BxE. NO LONGER BEING CONTINUED, ENDING SUMMARY OF WHAT WOULDVE HAPPENED AT THE END IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 20,977 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bella, Edward