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Author has written 15 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, and Supernatural.
I'm a humongous tomboy and I love animals. I have two older brothers. My username used to be: zexydemyx66!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are my two favorite quotes:
we're not the damned, folks, we're the categorically fucked. -Urian
come in peace or leave in pieces. -Bad Moon Rising
if you wanna see my videos, go to: http://gowolves66.youtube.com/
Hey everyone! I got a request from RaidenSai to let all of you know about her story, Fairytales Suck. It's for Final Fantasy VII and the two main characters are Zack F. and Cloud S. So, please go look at it. Thanks!
here's more stuff about me:
You can call me Styxx.
This is to me from ZanaZira:
I am thinking about starting to offer commissions for short one-shot fics, which will all be posted as a compilation story here on FF, as well as DeviantArt, LJ, and AO3. I am trying to get the word out, and was wondering if you might be willing to help me do that by telling anyone you know who might be interested. I haven't decided on exact pricing yet, but it will be between $5-10 (probably closer to $5) and about 2000-4000 words on average, unless inspiration really strikes and it goes longer. I've thought of doing this several times over the years, but I'm a little strapped for cash now and also want to get back into writing more regularly, so this seemed like a good time.
I will be posting the prices, guidelines, etc. sometime tomorrow, but it's basically a free-for all with any genre, pairings, etc. except really crazy kinks or Wincest (I count Bobby with either of the boys as Wincest too). People can request prompts by PM'ing me here or on DA, and I will tell them my info at that time. (My DA address is: zanazira.deviantart.com )
Her Fanfiction profile is: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3948196/. If you want more info, please go ask her. Thanks and have an awesome day! :D
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) You were too busy to notice number 5 is missing.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
from someone else. I DIDN'T COME UP WITH THIS!
25 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. Reveal to your friends that your room hates you and you are moving into theirs.
21. When you fall, tell everyone that the floor attacked you.
22. Speak to yourself in the third person. And past tense.
23. Tell others that you have decided to stop ignoring the voices in your head.
24. When answering your phone, say "Sorry, wrong number."
25. When someone knocks on your door, tell them no one is home.
95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, SilverFlameoftheWindScar,UltimateNinjaOfDoom, Zimithrus1, zexydemyx66
EXCUSE ME!!I have PMS and a gun...You were saying?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the hell you DID that
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Keep your friends close, keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN
Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over
92% of teens have moved onto ganxta rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile
95% of teens would cry if they saw ROBERT PATTINSON at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"
98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You know you're obsessed with anime when...
1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom.
2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.
3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.
4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs.
5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga.
6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.
7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!
8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.
9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.
10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.
11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.
12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.
13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.
14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".
15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.
16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.
17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.
18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.
19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.
20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look..
21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.
22. You name(or plan to name) your children after anime characters.
23. You buy shuriken or kunai.
24. You speak in subtitles.
25. You prefer anime over real life.
26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.
27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.
28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.
29. You Cosplay daily.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name to the list: otherrelmwriter, ChibiSkitty-donna, AquaFlameElementalist, Luvablenerd, The Nobody With A Heart, HostClubRegular10, knyghtstar, Alexandria Volturi, Zimithrus1,
I don't care if...you're gay or bi or straight,everybody needs love.
And Now For...Funny Quotes Or Phrases I Found On This Site By Magnificent Authors!!
2.) "Your face is offensive to me and I'd rather not see it at the moment." Invisible--By Beansprout-Ninja
3.) What's the name of this character you're playing as?" Sephiroth wondered.
"Do you mean Selphie, Irvine, or Squall?" Cloud asked.
"I don't care what their names are, They all look stupid!" Sephiroth grunted.
"Anyway, the one I'm talking about... he's wearing a black puffy jacket." "That's Squall." Cloud answered.
"What's the 'X' marked on his butt for?" Sephiroth asked. "Is that where you're supposed to kick it?"
"That's his belt, moron."
"If you're gonna wear a belt, at least slot it properly into your pants." Sephiroth shook his head.
"Can you make this Squall guy go to the bathroom?" Cid chuckled.
"No. There aren't any bathrooms in Final Fantasy VIII." Cloud said.
"Hmm, 60 hours worth of gameplay and not one bathroom in sight..." Sephiroth thought. "Maybe it's a good idea I stayed in Final Fantasy VII after all..."--Final Fantasy VIII Sucks, FFVII Forever!! By Kat Aclysm
"So you'll never play FFVII again?"
"Nope." Cloud nodded. "I'm gonna stick to FFVII till FFIX comes out."
"That's good, then you won't be needing this." Cid chuckled, and hurled the game out the window. It flew across the street and into the apartment across the street.
Meanwhile, in that apartment, Squall, Rinoa, Zell and Seifer were sitting in front of their TV playing Final Fantasy VIII.
"I love this game so much." Zell laughed.
"I want it to be the death of me." Squall said. Just then, a copy of Final Fantasy VIII smashed through the window and lodged itself in Squall's head. He collapsed on the rug.
"Squall?" Rinoa squeaked. "Speak to me!"
"Well, Squall said he wanted FFVIII to be the death of him." Seifer chuckled. "The bastard got his wish."--Final Fantasy VIII Sucks, FFVII Forever!! By Kat Aclysm
5.) "Where's the popcorn popper?"
THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART
"My parents said I could become anything I wanted to be. So I became an asshole."
"Dont follow my footsteps. I run into walls."
Death is god's way of saying you're FIRED."
"Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them
If you want me to write something for you, ask me, okay?
You see that poll up there? VOTE NOW!
The Haven for Friends- COMPLETE
Lead Me- COMPLETE
Another Day at School- COMPLETE
Flames of Wrath- COMPLETE
I Lift My Hands- A Christmas Story- COMPLETE
The Poem of Cloud- COMPLETE
The Poem of Reno- COMPLETE
The Poem of Sephiroth- COMPLETE
What Life Would Be Like- A Christmas Story- COMPLETE
You Never Let Go- A Christmas Story- COMPLETE
You're a Cheater- A Christmas Story- COMPLETE
The Bane of Honor- IN-PROGRESS- 10% done ON HIATUS
Nobody's Best Friend- IN-PROGRESS ON HIATUS
The Realm of Reality- 0% done ON HIATUS
Internment- IN PROGRESS- 5% done SOMEWHAT ON HIATUS
Trial and Error- IN PROGRESS- don't know the percentage done. It just came to me as an idea yesterday during class. It's somewhat on hiatus, like Internment.
If you want to contact me personally for something, then e-mail me at email@example.com. Just if you want something like cheering up or something like that. I am also a beta reader, so if your story or stories need betaing, you can ask me, if you want to. I'm currently working on a HUGE project, so I'm not going to have my beta profile up right now. Just until this project is done. Don't know how long it's gonna take.
Please Read This
I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.
If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.
I got this from PurgatoryHeart.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
Got this from floofeymarshmallow. https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2555348/Floofeymarshmallow
This is for my friend's stories that I'm posting on here for her:
This is something echodust did for her stories, so I thought I would do one as well. Here are summaries and eventually updates about each of the stories I am thinking about right now.
Nephilim of a Different Kind (Title Pending) Vergil x Horse!Nephilim!OC (one sided)
Born from the steeds of Eva and Sparda, the young nephilim grew up beside Vergil and Dante. With the twins’ memories erased after Mundus kills Eva, Seven is forced into hiding to avoid being killed. After mastering camouflage to fit into human society, Seven reunites with Vergil and helps him find Dante and take on the Demons running Limbo City. Unfortunately this desire to protect turns into something more and Seven is forced to choose between both of her childhood friends and the paths that they take.
Family Tree Russia x OC (slight)
Being a daughter of nations is hard. But for Monica Jones-Kirkland, life is something that she doesn’t want. Alienated from her family, Monica stumbles across the journals of her ancestors, wives of nations, and the stories they told. Among these is the tale of her great-grandmother, Elizabeth, now passed, and her troubling account of rape at the hands of the Nazis in World War II as they retreat across France. This hole in Monica’s family tree leads her on a journey across Europe from London to Moscow to discover who her great-grandfather really is, and if the missing link in the Family Tree can be filled in. And in the end, might reveal a secret that connects two bitter enemies.
The Aristocats (Title Pending) Austria!Cat x Cat!OC x Cat!Prussia
A she-cat with no name, known to others simply as ‘The Calico’, is a resident of Berlin’s population of stray cats. Having difficulties with stray life, she is found by an albino tom with an obnoxious laugh during her heat cycle. Now with kittens, life becomes even harder as The Calico tries to find enough food for herself and her kittens. Leaving Berlin, she sets off in search of fresh hunting grounds, leaving her kittens behind. With Christmas right around the corner, The Calico finally stops on a front porch in Vienna Austria, and succumbs to the cold. She finds a new home with the stuffy cat that lives there, and his frying pan-wielding mate, and lives her life now as a house cat with little worries. Or so she thinks. Exposure to the cold and ownership causes new changes to her body, ones that she does not like. And an old presence will come back to haunt her.
(Title Pending) Norway!Cat x Cat!OC
Not sure about this one, I think I lost the plot.
Invisible Chains Horse!America x Horse!OC
Blue Moon, a mustang living in the Western United States, has survived many dangers in her life. Living free is hard, and she knows this. When she is rounded up and bought by an energetic man named Alfred F. Jones, she has a hard time keeping to her ways. Taken back east to a farm in New York, Blue Moon – now named Black Widow – is astonished to find horses living under the human’s orders. General, Alfred’s personal stallion, is astonished as to why Black Widow doesn’t understand his life. In the midst of the two’s fight to define Freedom Blue Moon must choose how she wants to live the rest of her life.
The Realm of Reality Self insert
Me and my friend’s attempt to make self inserts believable and enjoyable. Now named Andy and Cami, two girls must go through the world of Gaia and bear witness to the events of Final Fantasy VII. Being experimented upon and turned into weapons for the army and secret service, the two girls must adjust to life in a world thought to be only in dreams while trying to not spill secrets of their own world. In the end, the two girls’ enemies might become each other, as one tries to keep events as they happened and the other tries to save a hero. (Multiple relationships, many relationship failures, and Reno hitting on Andy and calling her ‘his pussy’)
Nobodies’ Best Friend Self insert
Entering the World that Never Was and getting turned into a dog is not on this girl’s wish list. Bearing the name Alex, this girl must undergo multiple tests by Vexen. Among herself, her two friends enter the world with her. But are they real or just her imagination? In the end, she witnesses first-hand the events that go down in the Castle that Never Was. These events will shake her foundation beliefs as she struggles to keep the line between reality and fantasy. But what is reality when fantasy becomes reality?
Faith, Hope, and Love Isa/Saix x OC
Faith is an ordinary citizen of Radiant Garden. Going through life with as little effort as possible has managed to get here this far. With her boyfriend Isa and her friends Lea and Hope, life seems perfect. But then Radiant Garden is attacked, and Isa and Lea go missing. Faith and Hope end up in Traverse Town, but while Hope is staying true to her name, Faith has a hard time dealing with Isa’s loss. Especially since it is not just her he left behind. A year later, Isa returns, but Faith has already sunk into a deep depression. Before she notices who he is, she loses her temper and in return so does he, in an unredeemable, unforgivable action that leaves her heart in pieces. Not wanted by the Heartless, Faith’s light heart is taken in by Hope and carried with her as she cares for the thing Isa and now Faith, left behind. Meanwhile, the part of Faith’s heart that left to darkness is caught in an endless loop of the moments spent with Isa, causing Faith’s heart to start a battle of wills. In the end, it will take another ten years for Faith’s heart to be reunited, but will that be early enough?
I am No One Xehanort x OC
Xian Moone grew up on Destiny Island with Xehanort, and dreamed of different worlds that they could visit together. However, after a celebration of New Year’s, an accident involving a drunk driver leaves Xian dead and her secret revealed. Xehanort, blamed by Xian’s parents, dreams of a way to get back what was taken from him. Soon he is approached by a cloaked being who tells him to set a string events in motion. After doing so, he returns to his timeline to go find a way to bring back his lover and sets off on his journey of seeing more worlds and becoming a keyblade master. Xian’s spirit, left on Destiny Islands, must master her new abilities as a ghost in order to leave the world she has known all her life. When she catches up with Xehanort, now an old man, she is overcome by grief at what he has done. Later, she encounters two other women whom have been affected in some way by her lover, and she must decide how to deal with the knowledge that she is at fault for the way things are.
Pathetic Pony Terra x OC
Flamma is a shapeshifting Pegacorn of the Fire Herd, and is the last of her kind. Growing up under Master Eraqus, Flamma must learn from books what her ancestors did, and how they lived while learning magic and fighting techniques. A few years later, Master Eraqus receives two new pupils which to train with the Keyblade. Now older, Flamma and Terra have something of a relationship that Eraqus desperately tries to break without sharing his secret. When Master Xehanort goes missing, Flamma goes with Terra to investigate, and they grow closer. In the end, Flamma can do nothing as Terra-Xehanort seals her heart and her form in that of her equine self. Teleported to Radiant Garden, Flamma is taken in by Ansem the Wise and raised there. When her secret starts showing, Flamma is put in the dungeon with the other Heartless experiments and left there. When the Heartless take over Radiant Garden, Flamma sacrifices everything to give her daughter a chance at a life outside the castle.
Kasai, Flamma’s daughter, journeys with the other survivors of the Heartless to Traverse Town, where she vows to find her mother and father. She journeys with Riku as he succumbs to Ansem’s influence and during Sora’s sleep in order to find her parents. In the end, while trying to save Riku from Master Xehanort’s final plan, she learns the painful truth.
Daughter of the Volcano Smaug x Dragon!OC
Delyngeria is a normal Ice Drake. However, after an encounter with an Elven Army, she is magically sealed into an Elven form, and is imprisoned in the Kingdom of Greenwood for the rest of her life under King Thranduil. However, with the takeover of Erabor by Smaug, Delyngeria’s hopes are renewed as she now believes she has an ally to her cause. The only thing she needs to escape imprisonment is the Arkenstone, an ancient jewel that the Dwarves have discovered yet know not its true purpose. The only obstacles in her way are the elves, for whom she needs a distraction to escape. Luckily a company of dwarves happen to fall into the Mirkwood cells, and as it happens are also on the way to Erabor. Following them, she splits off to go the long way around the Long Lake, now free to contemplate how to get the Arkenstone. As a hatchling Smaug was deadly possessive of his treasure, and by the rumors that spread through the Woodland Realm he had not changed for the better. Driven to return to her true form, Delyngeria will stop at nothing to regain what she has lost. Not only her true self, but also her love of all things precious. The only thing standing in her way: Smaug the Terrible