Author has written 5 stories for Glee.
Bonjour, and welcome to the Wonderful World of my mind. It can get very confusing at times so just bare with me ;)
I should probably introduce myself. I am DracoUDanced or in the real world Mattie. Well not really, my French teacher just called me that once! So im currently 14 AND A HALF! (as of August) and live in the Potato state.I am also getting my !DRIVERS PERMIT! in Augest! (insert Target Lady form S.N.L. saying 'yay' here) I am OBSESSED with Glee, Starkid, Harry Potter, and DARREN CRISS, aka my IDOL!
Im a HUGE supporter of GAY RIGHTS and the LGBT community. I am PANSEXUAL myself...i will be VERY proud of anyone who knows what that is :D
So i have this adserd theory and this is it... Dobby is Draco’s real father and everyone tranfors to PIGFATS, its on Mars. Rumbleroar, hes a lion that can talk, finally gives into having a dance but it wakes his sleeping cubs anyway. Professor Mcgonnagill and Sevorus Snake swap places and learn from each other. Then Draco wakes up, only to find out that it was all a dream and we find out that it is really his Twin brother, Smaco.
Hope you love me!!! (wow i totally just had a Rachel Berry moment)
Now here is my Twitter account name thing... @The_Llamanator ... yah know, incase some of you fine peoples wanna be my friend...or stalk me.Ether works, but i prefer friends :D
Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
3. Principle Figgins
7. Mr. Shue
8. Blaine Warbler!
9. April Rhodes
12. Holly Holiday
1. ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
no and no
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yah…like the Llamanator. THAT GOOD.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ummm I think it would be if 8 got 12 pregnant. But since 8 is gay and 12 is a teacher…..
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Noooooo. But im sure they would be funny
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hahaha. More like partners in crime
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
5/10! Its Brittana
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having making-out?
I think he would look horrified, swallow, back away slowly, then make the Glee kids sing about it.
8. Make up a titel for a Three/Ten fic.
Sometimes the winners lose. It would be a hurt/comfort fic.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I guess there could be…like bonding I guess
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
In the mist
11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Grace Kelley by Mika or Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelley Clarkston
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Why?
warning: confrontation and Language…..Holly would work at Dalton and see what Sebastian does to Blaine. Kurt tells Burt about Sebastian and he teams up with Holly to confront Sebastian.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never specifically about her but she’s appeared in some that I’ve read.
100 questions about DracoUDanced.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? On my arm. Running into a mailbox on my bike and not even bleeding from it, yet I have a scar…
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Long mirror. OH and a guitar JOUNEY gave me signed by all of them….it’s pretty amazing.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I don't know, I'm asleep if/when it happens
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Rock, Show tunes, basically anything but Hip-Hop and Rap.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Just after midnight
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To get a collage scholarship
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? I left my heart in SAN FRANCISCO!
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Bullwinkle a stuffed animal cat. Named after my first cat she used to play hockey with my dad.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5 feet 5 inches
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Sometimes
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Sometimes
*12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Idina Menzel when she was singing
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Meow by Katy Perry
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? no preference
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I actually don't see that happening, at all.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Hot Green tea latte with Lung Ching DragonWell from Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Canadian Bacon and Pineapple
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Red Vines! Or Watermelon.
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No! Who DOES that?
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A large Cameo blessed by Pope John Paul right before he passed from my Grandpa.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? no.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? No. I mostly just go to Macy*s
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Two cats and a dog and some fish.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? yes.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Be honest and tell them.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: Lucky number 13
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? I’m a blond, sooo blonds I guess.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I only ever call my parents so them. I text my friends.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? people who try to force their views on you.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yah Mexico twice, and im going to Italy and Paris, France this January
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Darren Criss
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Jane Lynch, Ally from Ally & AJ, Lots of famous motorcycle industry people,
37. FIRST JOB? Ummm I don’t think 14 year olds are allowed to work yet…
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? yes and it was not a very good one.. something about the zebra store
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Cleaning room
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nopedy nope no
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? hair
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No, and never will
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? iPhone
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Number between negative one and one..so zero
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? All the time.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Dove
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? It was turkey but now im trying to go veggie
52. ANY BAD HABITS? not cleaning my room
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? none
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? a little bit
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I box it out, like Blaine…or take it out on my fencing opponent
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Where I live now, Cali will always be my first home
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Legos!
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 66
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes!
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes, all the freaking time
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Depends
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Sense of humour, good attitude, caring nature, awesome eyes, supports my career choices
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Maddie, Mattie, Tiger, Madizoink, Zoink, Frizzy Haired Freak
67. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? OneRepublic, Katy perry, Darren Criss
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? SMASH, Once Upon A Time, Glee, I survived a Japanese game show
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? didn't take those tests yet
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vanilla bean
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes, but I also have two thumbs
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Monday, it’s now Wednesday
74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 85
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Don't care really
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The Script
77. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #73? None none no
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my momma
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Eyes good eye contact is a good way to judge confidence
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Think Madison Think by my bff Bella
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? don't really hate anything
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September through February
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Pieces
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Blond
86. EYE COLOR? Blue/green/yellow/white
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Taco Bell or King Burger
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? NOOOO its gorse
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Glee, my mom and I are starting from the beginning
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Friday the 13
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Trumpet, ukulele, violin, guitar, drums, and self taught piano
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I'm not into politics, but I want to be a lawyer strange
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs!
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Purple sunglasses
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Honda Element aka toaster car
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and The Land Of Stories
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: nonexistent...forever alone
Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Looks around nervously then go hides in the sock drawer*
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Read All The Books?
What Do You Think Of JKR?
Group Of Characters?
Couples? What Do You Think?
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Hermione or Ginny?
Neville or Seamus?
Snape or Slughorn?
Fred Or George?
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione?
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Gryffindor or Ravenclaw?
Have you Been to A Release Party?
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Books or Movies?
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Been To A Fansite?
Been to JKR’s Site?
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
If So...Who were you/ are you?
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
WHY THAT’S ABSURD!
What was it?
Did you/Do you hide your obsession?
Did it/ Does it work?
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Ever noticed that You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?
Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So Alike?
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Do you read fanfiction?
If so, do you like it?
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
Do you write fanfiction?
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Do You Agree With This?
What Are They?
Do you object to being Called By them?
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
What’s One? (You don’t have to explain)
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Do you love being obsessed with Harry Potter?
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Have you re-read the books?
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Have You Had An RP Party?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Have You Ever Wrote One?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
Are You Going To Write One?
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
It’s a picture of Black Stash stabbing a map –Peter and the Star catchers.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
air, I know exiting
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Besides music from computer, the washing machine
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Doing some cat wrangling
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
Skinny Jeans and a San Francisco sweatshirt
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
13. Seen anything weird lately?
A green haired old lady biting a brick
14. What do you think of this survey?
15. What is the last movie you saw?
in the theaters it was The Dark Knight Rises, at home it was Funny Girl
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house for parents, pay off bills, pay for attending Yale, Cal, or Michigan
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I like trains.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Same-sex marriage laws, and peoples judgment issues
19. George Bush:
He was a president, right?
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Rose, Christine, or Satine
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
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