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Heya people :) i am manda and i am a shy person at first but once you get to know me and become friends i am not so shy :) I live in Tennessee i use to live in New York but thats a different story all together. ANYWHO...

My fav couples is:

Final Fantasy-Zack and Cloud (main they rock XD), Zack and Angeal, Sephiroth and Cloud, Sephiroth and Genesis, and many more i am just to lazy to put it :)

Durarara- Shizuo and Izaya...and sometimes if its written good enough Izaya and Shizuo...again there is more but those are the main ones...and i am WAAAAAYYYYYY to lazy to write them all :)

Naruto- Sasunaru, naruhina, sasusaku, kakashi and iruka. Thats about it.

man i couuld list this for hours but i just dont feel like it sorry if you wanna know more just lemmi know but i highly doubt that :)

I am mostly on here to fav things and read things...if i get enough insparation i will attempt to write a story and post it but im not sure yet :3

I love to read, write, draw and hang out with friends. Ok thats enough for me :P

ok onward to the things that amuse me

Things to do at Walmart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Hide in the bathroom stall, & when someone opens the door, say, "Welcome to Narnia."

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Consider this:

If you have food, clothes, and a home, you're richer than 75% of the world;

If you have some money in the bank, you're among the top 8 of the world's wealthiest;

If you woke up healthy this morning, you're more blessed than the 1 million people who will not survive this week;

If you have experienced peace and freedom, you're ahead of 500 million people in the world;

If you can read this, you're more blessed than over 2 billion people who cannot read at all!

Won't you thank God for that?

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If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity!

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If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

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I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

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if you are proud to call yourself weird then copy this onto your page!

Fourty-six laws of Anime.

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity

The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation

Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics

In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion

In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion

The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability

Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality

'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality

It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis

Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity

Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability

Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission

Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission

There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude

The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustibly

No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy

The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability

Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity

The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency

Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability

Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability

Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability

People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality

Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism

Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality

The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation

Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower

Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence

The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence

Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism

All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability

Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence

Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics

ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire

Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence

Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination

Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance

All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission

Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction

Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination

When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration

Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence

Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia

There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation

The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis

Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition

Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relative

FAKE FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "I'm starving, now buy me some food."

FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk trash to the person who talks trash about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's butt and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this in your profile

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, LeafShinobiofMizuho, MosesxandxShikamaruxarexcool, BloodstainedBlonde, VaMpIrE-HiToRi, Unknown Variable, heyalove43

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If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you're too lazy to get out of bed in the morning, copy and paste this into you profile!

If you love the sound of rain and think that it's calming and soothing, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love skulls and everything gothic, copy and paste this into your profile!

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If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school.
(Kiss them outside insted.)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests.
(Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave 'm in the middle.)

(Don't own this, i found it on another profile, i thought it was hilarious)

Notes To Self...Of DOOM!
1. Do not introduce yourself as role-playing character in public.
2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5. Do not go out in public.
6. Disregard last number. Do number 1-4.
7. Note Expressions.
8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9. Floor is slippery when wet.
10. Lake is slippery when dry.
11. Only talk to strangers you know.
12. Strangers you don't know are spies...kill them all.
13. For legal purposes be sure to delete last note.
14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15. Kill them for security purposes.
16. Crying doesn't solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18. The men in white coats are not your friends.
19. Ask them for a room full of sharp, pointy objects.
20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, not the best cure for drowning.
22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24. Always remember, uh...uh...damn.
25. Train armies of flying monkeys.
26. Goldfish don't like milk.
27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28. Find out who invented the word 'pianist'.
29. People are staring at you.
30. So act insane.
31. People are weird but not as weird as me.
32. Do not taunt animals at the zoo. They have feelings...and teeth.
33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do it as much as possible.
35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry, it's only me. Bonding.
36. Never pet a burning dog.
37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you're wearing a parka.
38. Naked men dig parkas.
39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40. You know what would look good on you?
41. Immolated cockroaches.
42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43. The size of Danny DeVito.
44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46. Stalking is fun. Do it a lot.
47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree."
48. No matter what people say. There is a way into your fantasy world.
49. The way is rum.
50. Constipated people don't give a shit.
51. The Ten Steps to Dying.
a. Fall down.
b. Be rushed to hospital.
c. Not be saved.
d. Be mourned over.
e. Be buried in dirt.
f. Have your grave looted.
g. Rot.
h. Rot.
i. Rot.
j. Have your bones reanimated and used for pain, destruction and terror.
52. You cannot kill the snow.
53. The snow can kill you.
54. Grass can kill you too.
55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I couldn't get his lucky charms.
56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57. He is real...no matter what the men in white say.
58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
61. Pretend to be so around the n00bs.
62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.
63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64. Go ask Senior Diablo for bigger pitchfork.
65. Remember to kill HIM.
66. Tell the small children in the TOYS 'R' US that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69. Scream. Doctors don't like it; they give you a shot of something nice.
70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise people will ask embarrassing questions.
71. Eat the evidence.
72. But not if it’s broken glass.
73. If in the presence of someone much wiser then you, point in a random direction and shout, "LOOK, a distraction." Then run.
74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats little children.
75. Disregard last note.
76. Note reactions.
77. On average, 100 people choke to death by ball point pens every year.
78. Stock up on ball point pens.
79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81. Do not stick fingers in a blender.
82. Blender...Bad...Ouch.
83. Blood loss is bad.
84. Find way to reattach fingers.
85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86. Answer every question with a question.
87. Ask people what gender they are.
88. Note reactions.
89. Refer to people as mortal.
90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92. Star by drowning them in fire ants.
93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94. Kill them.
95. Brutally.
96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97. Dunk head in boiling water.
98. Disregard last note. Was written by voice #7.
99. Gullible is written on the ceiling.
100. Investigate this whole 'critical mass' when the klaxon dies down.

More Notes to Self of DOOM!

1. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
2. When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!
3. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
4. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
5. I am worse than evil... I am the author!
6. Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.
7. No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?
8. There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
9. People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
10. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
11. I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
12. When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
13. Uh...define 'normal' for me again.
14. There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
15. It's not incest! It's brotherly love! They're different!
16. "Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
17. "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
18. "Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
19. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together.""
21. Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
20. I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
22. Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
23. There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
24. Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.
25. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
26. I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
27. Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
28. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
29. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
30. I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
31. Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
32. Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
33. That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
34. Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules
35. …didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…
36. True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.
37. Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.
38. Therapist= The Rapist
39. Unfortunately, Stupid people are everywhere.
40. You know how to find out you're stupid?
41. When you don't know that the numbers 20 and 21 are switched.
43. And that there is no 42.
44. And you don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
45. Angry woman = dead man

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Therapy is Good for You by Nocturnalux reviews
Izaya convinces Namie to attend couples therapy with him. Hilarity follows as the therapist struggles to understand the trippy dynamic between the two. Stalker Izaya with an inflated ego and standoffish Namie with plenty of crack.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 91,892 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Izaya O., Namie Y.
Handle With Care by MistressKiko reviews
AU - Shizuo has his hands full with the seven children he looks after at KinderCare Daycare; even more so with an unexpected guest and the flirty little assistant who always insists on grabbing his behind. Rating may go up.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,447 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Here for you by IFlyHighWithTheAngels reviews
Cloud is suddenly turned into a human exparement for Hojo. And he is is to scared to tell Zack about what is going on. He is soon forced to decide between guilt or the truth. sorry if the summery isn't that great WARNINGS: MPREG, yaoi, language, and other as they come up. WILL BE REWRITING! Information in newest chapter!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Relationship Rescue by Nocturnalux reviews
Shingen has a solution to the ongoing strife between Shizuo and Izaya: Dr. Phil. The good doctor vows to get to the source of it all and expose the well-known truth that hate is often a cover for other feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 115 - Words: 89,386 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
The Twins' Fairytale by Arinnya reviews
Izaya and Shizuo are twins but didn't grow up together. They meet each other again in high school
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
After School Special by nochick-fics reviews
Principal Roy Mustang finds himself strangely drawn to the school's newest student, a quiet social outcast with a metal arm and leg...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,074 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
One Night by Shizaya1398 reviews
Izaya decides to use being a woman for the day to his..or rather 'her' advantage once she runs into a certain ex-bartender while walking home. But things seem to go a little further then the now female informant exspected, resulting in something that could change their relationship towards each other for the better or worse/Mpreg/angst/drama/Shizaya/Fem!Izaya in first chapter only/
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,675 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
You've Got Mail by kiwikid55 reviews
When Izaya Orihara signed up to a dating site, it was just another one of his games. He wasn't expecting to actually fall in love… and with an enemy at that.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 145,298 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Seducing Cupid by Cloudsofsand reviews
He sees it every single day; people falling in love. It was just another day in the life of the new Cupid, Izaya Orihara. You would think he would know what falling in love looks like, but that wasn't the case when it was his love life. Shizaya. AU.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,330 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Kaiju by Lilbakasaru reviews
They say there're monster's living in the city, coming out at night, hiding in the alleys, ready to strike, ready to kill. But you don't believe in monster's right? AU SauNaru possible mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,344 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Never Been Kissed! (And Other IchiRuki Stories) by 12GLUNA12 reviews
Rukia discovers Ichigo's secret. He's never been kissed! Fortunately, he has someone who's willing to teach him... [ICHIGO X RUKIA]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.]
Catnip by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,529 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
A Millennium Gone By by icywarm reviews
What would happen if reincarnation was something real? What if two were cursed, to keep reincarnating, more and more, until they hated each other? Rp with Seliphra
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,500 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Entrapment At Camp Hollow by xXwar-of-changeXx reviews
Mai and SPR have been working together again for 2 years. When a job lands the crew at a 'haunted' summer camp, Mai and Masako are in the most danger. Will Mai find out what monsters are lurking in the dark, or will she succumb to the voices calling for her?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,166 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Learning When to Give by Xaleria07 reviews
(AU) Cold hearted divorce lawyer Orihara Izaya has given up on the idea of love due to the many broken relationships he has seen over the years, including his own parents'. But when good natured bad boy with a temper, Heiwajima Shizuo, shows up and begins to take an interest in the raven, Izaya's left to contend with the feelings he fears most.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,992 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Complex Simplicity by BloodyWar2411 reviews
Alternate Universe. Cloud wakes up in his bunker twenty-four years into the past. Why? It had been over, he was sure of it. And he had tried so hard... Mutual: Sephiroth/Cloud. Zack/Aeris. Tseng/Vincent. One-sided: Reno/Cloud. Tifa/Zack. Scarlet/Vincent.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,962 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
This Isn't What I Wanted by Simply Emotional reviews
Shizuo is forced into being a Victim's Counselor in order to pay back the money he owes in damages to the city. Who knew that Izaya would be a victim in need of counseling?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Just A Letter by PhoenixiaO.O reviews
(DISCONTINUED) Izaya decides to write Shizuo a letter containing an explanation of his true feelings towards the blond. How will the blond react? Written in Izaya's POV. Changed to m-rated for later chapters/fluff/drama/angst/smut/Shizaya. Enjoy!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,380 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Don't Just Assume by icywarm reviews
Things aren't always what they seem... Especially if you don't even know that person's past. But once Shizuo knows just what it is that had made Izaya the way he is... And why the raven always came after him, things change. Rp with Seliphra.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,444 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Raw Nerve by Seliphra reviews
Shizuo and Izaya have always hated each other, but an unexpected turn of events and a rumor force them together into circumstances neither of them ever expected. Shizaya, Mpreg and one really fluffy garden with a few well placed angst bombs. Collaboration with YukirinSnow.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,523 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Ukiyoe Painting by MystIc fAte reviews
Set in Edo Period Japan,Cloud is an artist and Zack is a Samurai.They want nothing more than to be together,but is it possible when the Shogun has his sights set on Cloud? Or can their love still turn out to be a masterpiece in the end? AU Yaoi ZackXCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,614 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Arabian Nights by Cloudsofsand reviews
Shizuo is a lowly street rat that wants nothing more than to live in the luxury of the palace. While strolling through the vendors, he is given a dusty old lamp that contains something much more valuable than rubies. AU. Smut. Shizaya. Inspired by the movie 'Aladdin'.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Treatment by Dextris reviews
Izaya developed a horrible drug addiction and after a bad trip, is being put through treatment. The man that he's forever fawned over decides to be the supporting friend needed for the treatment. AU Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,107 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Can't Get Enough by FatalNightmares reviews
How is it that the most well known rivals of 'Bukuro can become lovers? One man with a heart of gold that has a hard time with words and can't hold a grudge against his rival, plus an info broker that holds a certain interest to a monster and who also suddenly becomes possessed...equals a couple that shouldn't even be possible.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,605 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Caged Bird by Cloudsofsand reviews
Shizuo was born with a silver spoon and a promising future as a Samurai. Izaya was one of the best and finest Geisha in Japan. Both were bound to their profession but desire to be free. AU. Shizaya. Smut. Izaya's POV.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,127 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
What They Leave Behind by Mjrn reviews
Zack x Cloud, yaoi, AU, Cloud has a habit of losing people he loves. When he loses the person he thinks he's in love with, he shuts down. Zack comes into the pic after seeing something he didn't expect, and Cloud realizes he didn't lose love after all
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,079 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Pushing the Limits by MeganeMii-Kun reviews
What would you do if the only way to live was to kiss the one person you truly couldn't stand and hate. In this world the only way to live was to charge power into your body through a kiss from a Supplier to the Receiver. Shizuo and Izaya can't seem to understand their partnership and whether they end up killing the other they'll both end up dying if they don't kiss each other.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,116 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
The Love Game by Shizaya1398 reviews
Izaya and his cousins Roppi, Hibiya, and Psyche decide to play a little 'guessing game' with their lovers that involve numbers, sunglasses, and being dressed in only a towel! Find out how they play and what their lovers get if they guess correctly /ShizuoXIzaya/DelicXHibi/TsukiXRoppi/TsuXPsy/romance/cute/little bit of humor/
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013
Love Blind Eyes by thirteen-forty-two reviews
"If this is love, if this is love, then I would run far, run fast from me." Shizuo x Izaya - M for strong themes and some sex - Repost
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,965 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shinra K., Celty S. - Complete
Becoming Death by ShadowStalker221 reviews
Shizuo has become Death's Reaper and he must kill anyone on Death's list. If he doesn't, a chain reaction of events will occur and throw Ikebukuro into chaos. But what happens when he must kill the one man he secretly loves more than life itself, Izaya? And what happens when Izaya is allowed to live and a monster is born because he is allowed to breathe? Shizuo X Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Be Consumed By The Blood by ShadowStalker221 reviews
One night 10 years ago, Izaya's entire town was destroyed by ravenous vampires. They searched for him and when they found him a seed was planted. A seed that would consume him and he'd become the vessel for the bride of the King of the vampires... Shizuo X Izaya O/C
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,119 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
The Ghost? by icywarm reviews
Heiwajima Shizuo had been dead for a few months... No, that's not right. Orihara Izaya has been dead for a year... No? What's going on? Who's dead and who's alive?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
You're just so pretty in your pain by Muffinsama reviews
They had started a game of love, sex and humiliation, like a twisted round of chess in which both players tried to turn their opponent into one of their pawns. Abusive!Shiki/Izaya, Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 38,350 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Ravens And Blondes by KoolaidShipping reviews
On a winter night, Psyche finds a homeless Tsugaru, whom he falls for, instantly. He befriends him, and hoping that they would meet again. How will our poor raven muster up the courage and tell the blonde that he's in love with him? Maybe some help with a couple of Ravens and Blondes can help him confess. PsychexTsugaru DelicxHibiya RoppixTsukishima IzayaxShizuo. M for lang/lemons
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,948 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Psyche, Tsugaru
Beauty And The Beast by Cloudsofsand reviews
Shizuo becomes cursed after breaking a rose at a festival. In order to lift the curse, Shizuo must find his true love. Refusing to face the world with his awful curse, he becomes a shut in within his castle. It isn't until a cocky, raven haired man moves into town that the blonde starts to open up again. Smut. AU.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
White Noise by Cloudsofsand reviews
After overcoming all the pain from the first pregnancy, Shizuo and Izaya are happy that they can live a more domestic life. But the side-effects didn't stop after Izaya overcame his depression. In fact, things only became more complicated and stressful. Sequel to Baby Bump. Smut. MPreg.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
What You Don't Surrender by caffeinekitty reviews
No one else needed to know all the ways Shizuo could break. When Shizuo fell apart, he needed to know Izaya was the only reason for it. And a broken, afraid Shizuo was of no use to him whatsoever. Kinkmeme fill. Shizaya/Izuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 207,757 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Complicated Simplicity by xXxfictionalgrace reviews
Izaya and Shizuo's adventure before a certian date consisting of "tying the knot." I know, it sucks, the summary. Rated T for language. My friend and I wrote these chapters ! Enjoy. Please, be nice in reviewing .-. A bit angsty, a bit of humor.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Gentle Moments by Seliphra reviews
Shizuka and Izaya finally take the next step in their relationship together Izuo, fem!Shizuo, smut, het, fluff, One-shot/drabble
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Sext You Later by Cloudsofsand reviews
Shizuo and Izaya aren't sure how it came to this, repeatedly engaging in virtual sex with what could only be considered a stranger. But while relieving shared sexual tension, they begin to find out that this "stranger" is actually much closer than they originally believed. Heavy Smut Warning. Collaboration.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Satisfy My Craving by Icestepperz reviews
Izaya has an urgent craving. So sudden that he doesn't know how to deal with it. But Shizuo's the only one who knows exactly how to satisfy that troublesome craving. Or so he thinks. Shizaya oneshot. Rated M.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Shizuo's Birthday Surprise by Prustrian Informant reviews
Twins want Yuuhei, Kida wants some revenge, Namie wants time off, Mikado... well, who knows, Izaya likes to mess with people. The plan: Tie up and leave the informant to the ex-bartender's mercy... along with toys.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,107 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Cursed By Moonlight by Prustrian Informant reviews
I may be a monster, but you are as well, ne? You wished for this, all I am doing is holding you to our argeement. Sleep well, Shizu-chan, welcome to the cursed ship of monsters. I think you'll find it suits you. Eventual Izuo
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,713 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Weaknesses by Prustrian Informant reviews
There was a chance that this could be a dream. It was more fragmented and nerve-wrecking than any nightmare, yet more satisfying and warm than any dream. If dreams ever did come true, please let the Gods of Ikebukuro let this one be true.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 103,964 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Never Again by A mile in the wrong direction reviews
A drunken one night stand leads to new feelings neither Izaya nor Shizuo can explain. As Izaya's mind turns to shambles can Shizuo pick up the pieces of the broken informant and put him back together?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,114 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Cornered by Soyna reviews
Sephiroth has to contend with Reno during a mission. A flirty, flirty Reno.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Reno, Sephiroth - Complete
Baby Bump by Cloudsofsand reviews
Izaya is slipped an experimental drug after angering his secretary. He ends up becoming pregnant after a randevu with Shizuo turned lustful, but the pregnancy is anything but smooth. The side effects of the experimental drug start to kick in and cause Izaya to develop post-partum depression; Leaving Shizuo alone to care for the informant as well as their tiny infant. MPreg, Smut.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,222 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Love, Hate and Blood by Seliphra reviews
Izaya has been tracking a vampire named Shizuo for over two years, but when he turns out to be the vampire's mate... well, who can say what will happen? Shizaya, Vamp!Shizuo... no sparkles.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,865 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Malady by Ziggy Pasta reviews
As tragedy plagues a young Cloud, he turns to Zack for a source of comfort and strength. As their relationship turns intimate, Cloud slowly develops a strange illness that may leave him broken and amnesic to the life he once shared with Zack. ZackXCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 365,340 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Ill-Favored by MistressKiko reviews
Shizaya Christmas drabble. Includes mistletoe. Fluff.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Child by icywarm reviews
Another rp fic between me and Seliphra Izaya is not someone to be around. He isn't one that many people seem to like. Perhaps that will change for Shizuo when something happens, resulting in Izaya reverting to being five years old. Rating to change with the last chapter.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,165 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Raver's Special by UnderTheGrave reviews
Tom drags a reluctant Shizuo to a rave. A night Shizuo expects to dread is completely turned around when he's given some sort of magic 'candy' and runs in to a certain unexpecting informant. Warning: Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Hunt For the Past REMAKE by Sweet Candy Rain reviews
Leon Kennedy was the man who bullied you throughout your childhood. A few years later, he became the man that saved your life. Leon/You NOTE: Was originally in Lunaescence but will be uploaded here too. This is the remake of my most faved/reviewed story
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Leon S. K.
jealousy is unbecoming by sociallyawkwardwithagrip reviews
Izaya is jealous of Kanra and Shizuo's eating it up. ShiZaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
A Therapist is All it Takes? by BlvckWeeknd reviews
"Shizuo, it's a great place a friend of mine recommended for you" "No tricks? you're not going to be there waiting for me with a needle or anything?" "I promise no tricks" Shinra sends Shizuo to a place that he hopes will settle Shizuo's problems in life since he's already tried. Shizaya for life.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,076 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Congratulations! It's a by FugiriKun reviews
Izuo; Mpreg; A few weeks after a forgotten night, Shizuo gets an impossible surprise.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
A Month To Fall In Love With You by Shizaya1398 reviews
A certain doctor gives Shizuo and Izaya month long cruise tickets,hopeing the two will finally stop fighting if they spend a little time together. Will this not very well thought out plan work or just end up sinking the ship?/shizaya/rating will change
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,335 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Just A Typical Marriage by MeganeMii-Kun reviews
AU Shizuo and Izaya got married! But whoever said they got willingly married to each other. Shizuo is a prince of Country X, whom Japan wants to establish a relationship with. So they send a Japanese citizen to marry their prince, who needs a bride to become king. Izaya just so happens to be picked and is shipped off as a fiance. Upon first meeting they held a dislike for the other
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,131 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Never gettin' drunk again by Slayers64 reviews
Getting drunk off his ass, Shizuo tries to make his way home but ends up at the informant's doorstep instead. He decides once and for all that he is going to get one over on Izaya in his drunken state, but things don't go as planned. Warning: Heavy smutt. Collab: CloudsofSand & Slayers64 One shot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Demon's Binding by kitkatam reviews
Ciel is a very musically talented individual, and Sebastian is a very successful business man. What happens when these two TOTALLY different paths intersect? Why are they so comfortable around each other? And why are all of Ciel's friends blonde? All these unanswered questions! What are the answers? Read to find out! But we will never know why everyone is blonde.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,439 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
At First Sight by PirateCaptainArthur reviews
Even at first day of school they felt a connection, a very strong connection that Shizuo only took as hate while Izaya took it as the complete opposite. Shizaya, high school.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,392 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Out of Control by Muffinsama reviews
He stared at himself in the mirror intently until the whispers had died down and he could no longer hear his own insanity bloom within his mind. - Izaya/Shizuo, Izuo
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,007 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Project: Psychedelic by Slayers64 reviews
"Let me tell you a secret, Psyche, a secret about how all worlds intertwine. You see, if two are in love in one world, then in another, that relationship never perishes. Ever, because that is truth." When Psyche and Tsugaru end up in a whole different world, there are only two who can fix things. Shizaya. Contains smut; Collab
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
This is War by Miyuki Wynter reviews
He knew he wasn't insane. He couldn't be. He knew the voice by name, even though the name had never been spoken to him. He simply knew the name without ever asking. And after doing some research, he was able to match the name he knew to a known supernatural entity. Saika. Eventual Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 105,113 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Among the Willows by culpaeros reviews
ShizuoxIzaya. The life of an outlaw was never one Shizuo Heiwajima had imagined for himself. But this doesn't seem to be a good enough reason for that flea of a bounty hunter, Izaya Orihara, to give up stalking his trail. Cowboy AU.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
In Favor of Vulnerability by LolitaLaLa reviews
"If you treat me like a human, like I am someone you don't hate - and that means you take me out, you abide by my weird needs to eat strange foods, you 'befriend' me... Shizuo, if you do all that for just one week, I promise I will let you kill me."
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,882 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Vanity in the Third Degree by LilyJadeth reviews
Shizuo is a hopeless angel whose only hope lies in the palm of Izaya's hand. However, he's expected to dance. Contains mild gore/violence, eventual smut, mild language and Stockholm syndrome.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,287 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
To Touch The Sky by LilyJadeth reviews
After an accident, Shizuo gains the ability to see the red strings of fate only to find that his own is attached to a certain informant.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 39,136 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Lie to Me by Mouth Sealed reviews
Shizuo gets hit by a truck and loses his memory. Izaya takes the opportunity, tells him that they are lovers, purely for his own enjoyment. Shizuo believes this because he feels a connection with him. However, things do not go according to Izaya's plan.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,215 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Measure Of Man by Amarissia reviews
The cycle of abuse gives way to redemption, and the hero's journey begins anew. Sequel to The Madness Of Angels. Yaoi, adult content. Completed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,803 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Gun Shot Heart :Hiatus: by Slayers64 reviews
Enter Izaya Orihara: a young and nosy trouble maker who has a potential for sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. Caught doing just that, Izaya is kidnapped, nearly dies, and is...recruited? Huh? At the price of staying alive, Izaya agrees to become an information broker and works primarily for the fearsome "Awakusu Kai". May have potential yaoi in the future. R&R please!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Izaya O.
Caught You by Panda-Chan95 reviews
Izaya has pissed off the raging blonde yet again, however when Shizuo goes to exact his revenge, things get a little... Well, it IS rated M for a reason. Highschool!Shizaya, yaoi, BoyXboy, all that good stuff
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Hearts by esuterutomoru reviews
Izaya stumbles upon Shizu-chan rampaging in the park and things get heated. Warnings: manlove, Shizuke, Izaya's POV, heavy making out, one-shot and a silly end!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2012 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
Only In My Head by BlvckWeeknd reviews
When Shizuo gets himself soaking wet, instead of making fun of him Izaya stares at him and practically drools? Since then his mind has been filled with impure thoughts of the blonde and he doesn't know what to do. Oneshot. Shizaya... well Izaya only, ahaha : you'll see ;D
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Bunnyzaya by aosaphir reviews
Izaya wears bunny slippers, and Shizuo sees. Shizaya. PWP oneshot for yaoi day.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
MPD: MultiPersonality Disorder by Akai Mu Tsuki reviews
Orihara Izaya, parkour and informant extraordinaire. But how many people knew him when he was little? How many people know about his past? Going through so many stages in his life, he acquires something akin to MPD as he meets Shizuo... and KIDNAPS him?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Quite the Movie by BlvckWeeknd reviews
Shizuo starts to have feelings toward Izaya. So he tries to finish a little business in the shower and it seems someone was spying and recording him. Sucky summary, Shizaya! Lemony goodness ;D
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
A Little Thing Called Love by Xaleria07 reviews
AU Two childhood friends that now hate each other. Two dreamers who share the same dream. Two sex friends who can't admit their true feelings. Two pen pals that will meet for the first time. And two boys who will have to fight everyone to be together. These are the stories of ten men who came to realize a little thing called love.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 151,271 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Dreaming of You by Seliphra reviews
Shizuo is asleep and Izaya can't resist temptation . One-shot, Izuo, warnings inside. R&R !
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Another Night by Icestepperz reviews
Shizuo visits Izaya once again. As they both try to resist their temptations, things spring into action before Shizuo realizes it... Shizaya oneshot. Rated M.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Like A Bartender by Cloudsofsand reviews
Izaya is on top of his game working at a popular club as a flair bartender and mixologist. But when a new blonde bartender gets hired at the bar, things start to take an interesting turn. Smut.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/3/2012
Forgotten by PirateCaptainArthur reviews
After having lost his job as the debt collector's bodyguard, Shizuo is forced to take care of the last person he wants to be anywhere near. Eventually Shizaya, remake of "This Love, This Hate".
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
You and Me by IzaIza-chan reviews
After an unwanted incident, Izaya finds himself in a life changing predicament. How will he handle this? And what will happen when Shizuo finds out? Warnings are inside :D On Hiatus
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Izaya X Reader : Strangers by EMStrife reviews
When an encounter with the yellow scarves goes horribly wrong... Who is going to help you? You meet your handsome savior, Izaya. What will happen between you two? Is he really as bad as people say? Who exactly is he? This is my first XReader fanfiction! I hope you like it! : Comments are appreciated greatly!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Izaya O., Masaomi K.
Life's a Beach by Shizaya1398 reviews
Shizuo, Shinra, Izaya and the rest of their class go on an end of the year field trip to the beach!/sorry i suck at summarys/ please read and review!/ Shizaya/ sorry for the lame title/
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Days in a Life by Logic Dive reviews
Shizuo didn't know that getting caught in the rain with the Flea would change the course of his life…
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,973 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Survival by Seliphra reviews
Many people died in the first wave, but some made it. When circumstances force people who hate each other to work together for their own survival how will they cope? And can Shizuo reign in that temper yet? Slightly AU/Yaoi later on/violence/ZOMBIES R&R
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,653 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
What is a Soul? by icywarm reviews
He was gone, but now he's back. The death had been temporary, but did they gain anything by bringing him back. Something had been lost. What really was a soul?- HIATUS
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Losing Face? by icywarm reviews
Rp fic with Seliphra. The monster was losing his touch. Strength disappearing, but only around he who he 'liked'. Izuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,559 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Little Hands by Naku-of-the-Knight reviews
Two kids visited Izaya, looking for their parents, but what he didn't expect them to be his kids! Izuo/adorable fluffyness!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Regret Among the Golden Stars by xXxfictionalgrace reviews
The High School Graduation dance. Kanra didn't really want to go; Shinra forced her to come. She never intended to come; she never intended to see him again. fem!Izaya and Shizuo. rated T for language. First story, so please R & R. 60% vent story.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012
A High School Loath by Forever-A-Mystery0 reviews
What happens when long time enemies see each other up close for the first time? sorry not really good at summaries!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Tsūjō Means Normal by icywarm reviews
Sequel to Nai Wata Shi. Everything's been reset. Only ShizuShizu knows what happened in the world where he made a deal with Everyone. I only wonder if he can keep up the appearance of hate, when he knows what went on before… Shizaya…eventually. Dicountinued.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Beware by Xaleria07 reviews
Collection of Shizaya drabbles and oneshots. Ch. 4: Shizuo/Izaya "Sometimes, Izaya really envied Shizuo's muscular body."
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
A Digital Twist in Fate by R-chan's Candy reviews
Erika receives a mysterious CD one fateful day. Upon playing, she chooses Shizuo as her avatar and realizes that whatever she does, affects him in real life. Perhaps she can use this to make her Shizaya dreams reality...lemons in later chapters
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
I'll be here for you by Shizaya1398 reviews
Roppi is still upset after hurting his lover, and only one person can pull him out of his depression/ Tsukishima X Hachimenroppi/Angst/PLEASE READ!/story better then summary!/favorite/review/
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Tsukishima, Hachimenroppi/Roppi - Complete
Locked by Seliphra reviews
In this world everyone has a key or a lock, you wear yours over your heart, always. Whoevers key and lock match up were meant to be. 50% have keys, 50% have locks... no one knows who has what until they show it to the person they hope to unlock... Izuo, full warnings inside...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
A Chimera's Tale by Mystic-Pickle reviews
In amongst the horrors Roy Mustang and his team uncover during a raid, they discover a half-human chimera. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,223 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Anywhere but here by culpaeros reviews
HS!ShizuoxIzaya A day at the beach goes wrong when Shizuo and Izaya find themselves trapped in a cave. Can they put aside their differences in order to find a way out together or will they succumb to the traps waiting for them inside the darkness?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,398 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Way Down by PirateCaptainArthur reviews
Something terrible has happened in Ikebukuro. The monster of the city has disappeared, maybe forever. Summary and rating might change later, eventually Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,729 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Monoglyphic by Grey Lion Cub reviews
Zack's never told Cloud his feelings and probably never will. But as his friendship with Cloud grows stronger will he be able to keep them to himself, especially when Cloud makes it so hard? CxZ AU -sort of.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Our sin by Slayers64 reviews
This is our sin. Lustful and mindless, we interlock ourselves in this fated game. We're enemies, but here we are doing the unimaginable once again. There's no meaning behind our actions, just a haze of lustful delight, or so that's how it started... R&R
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,941 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Never Let Me Go by Seliphra reviews
Shizuo and Izaya are on a ship when tradgedy strikes. Shizaya, yaoi, smut, character death, one shot. I know, the description sucks...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
This Love, This Hate by PirateCaptainArthur reviews
Shizuo has lost his job as Tom's bodyguard and Shinra forces him to become a bodyguard to someone else. Unaware that the person is Izaya, he agrees and now has to protect the man he hates. Summary may change, Shizaya, kinda OOC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,163 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Girl by Seliphra reviews
Izaya has a secret...it's about to get spilled. Fem!Izaya and Shizaya... and yeah... Izaya is still in control though... poor Shizuo... I don't even know...M for eventual smut
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Forever 21 by icywarm reviews
One-shot Drabble: May 4th, the birthday of Orihara Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Izaya O. - Complete
Forget Me Not by Algorithmic Paradox of Love reviews
Hanejima Shizuru is an actress with no memories of her past. Upon her arrival at Ikebukuro, Japan for her movie shoot with her brother, will she remember her forgotten past with her the aid of a certain raven-haired informant? Izayaxfem!Shizuo
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Disintegrate by chasurozu reviews
You can't always pick yourself back up. Sometimes you need other people to do that for you. Shizuo/Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,403 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Your Last Breath by V.L. Cari reviews
Shizuo falls ill after years of smoking, and is slowly wasting away. As Izaya observes from afar, he can't help but worry for his enemy. But is it from a desire to not lose his play toy? Or because of a fondness for the blonde he never knew he had?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 146,560 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Good Story by Naku-of-the-Knight reviews
/suckish title/ An author by the name of Shizuo is trying to write an amazing story but needs a muse, and then that's when Izaya comes into his life along with some weird dreams.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Complication by Junjou-is-pureheart reviews
Besides of one unpredictable person, he loves all humans. There are so many kind of humans and observing their behavior is simply enthralling. He forgets one thing to observe though. His own feelings. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 157,769 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
DURARARA!: Beast Tamer by Raven Angel Storm reviews
Women did find him attractive, but were terrified of him. Because of one little fact: His monster strength. One night while heading home from Shinjuku, he stumbles across a petite brunette who has no idea who he is or what type of beast he can be. When she finds out will she attempt to tame his inner beast or run like those before her?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Mikado R., Shizuo H.
I Feel Naked by animeg098 reviews
Shizuo has been ignoring Izaya for the past few weeks and Izaya finally discovers why. Shizaya. Incubus!Shizuo. Virgin!Izaya. Lots of smut. One-shot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
I'm Not Your Hero by Prustrian Informant reviews
Izaya accidentally saves Kasuka, not meaning to, but he does. Shizuo starts to misinterpret things and suddenly Izaya is forced to clear his murky name before Shizuo's feelings rub off on him. Oh, but the life of a troll is a hard one.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,325 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Izaya's Ring by CircusRunaway reviews
Sequel to Shizuo's Bow Tie. What have we gotten ourselves into? Shizaya/Izuo!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Typical by PhoenixiaO.O reviews
Shizaya one-shot! Written in Shizuo's POV. Enjoy
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
At The Moment Their Eyes Met by AsikIkisa reviews
AU. Based on a vocaloid video. Izaya can see angels, Tsugaru is one of them. Slowly but surely they fall in love, but Izaya can't love inhumans creatures. What will Tsugaru do? old fill for the kink meme
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Tsugaru, Izaya O.
Desperate Measures by Seliphra reviews
Izaya tries to troll Shizuo after Shinra drugs them and tries to make them like each other, but his plans end up backfiring badly and he resorts to desperate measures to win the blonde over. SHIZAYA warnings inside READ AUTHORS NOTE. Lemons.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,304 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Humiliation by Miyuki Wynter reviews
He was stuck handcuffed in the middle of the sidewalk. As if that wasn't bad enough, Izaya was also completely naked. Sick!Izaya. Shizaya. Rated M for later chapters.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,481 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Love Me Not by xXShinigamiNekoXx reviews
Anri had managed to cut Izaya with Saika. For months he ignored Saika's voice, but too much of it leads him to give in. Now, he's obsessed with the person he hates the most. Shizuo Heiwajima. Shizaya. Rating might go up. Romance. Horror. Suspence.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,756 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
In This Bittersweet Symphony by Prustrian Informant reviews
You can't buy love or happiness. You can't ignore the emotions running through your veins. We're going down Shizu-chan. Down in this bittersweet symphony. At least we have our fun, ne?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,030 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Left in Ruins by Jate Tarris reviews
Izaya finds Shizuo's unconscious body in a dumpster one night and, curious to find out who could possibly do this to Ikebukuro's strongest man, agrees to take care of him. Shizaya. Rating may change later.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Hunt by randomLlama reviews
The chase and hunt are over so quickly, does anyone really see everything? Poem.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Stay with me, Sebastian by twincestforthewin reviews
Ciel hates spending nights alone, and both Ciel and Sebastian desperately want each other. My first fanfiction! WOOT! Yaoi! Sebastian/Ciel Rated M :3
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Glitter by randomLlama reviews
Have you ever? A song!fic for Durarara! Glitter In The Air by p!nk. ONE SHOT, SMUT
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Mikado R., Masaomi K. - Complete
Mistakes by Jate Tarris reviews
Izaya knew that sleeping with Shizuo would turn out to be the biggest mistake of his life, but what if it wasn't? Shizaya, mpreg
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,211 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
The Greatest Secret of All by Seliphra reviews
Every Izuo fill is done by Shizuo, and every Shizaya fill is done by Izaya...go figure right? Full details inside.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
The Legend Of Shizuo by Seliphra reviews
Shizuo is sent on an epic quest to defeat the king of trolls...summary and warnings inside. For IcyWarm
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Shizuo H.
Caught in the Act by Seliphra reviews
Dotachin see's something he shouldn't...woops. Shizaya yaoi. Rediculously short. Kink Meme fill.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
In His Head by icywarm reviews
"Please? Please? Please? Please?" "Fine! What the hell do you want me to do, Shinra?" "Get to know Shizuo better." "Like hell that's ever going to happen. Shizu-chan hates my guts." "But you'll be able to, with this!" Shinra pulled out... Shizaya later.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Trolls Should Stay Under Bridges by Seliphra reviews
Shizuo has been in love with Izaya since he saw him, but Izaya was clueless until an ill-decided confession forces things out in the open. Now he just HAS to take advantage of it...RP FIC! Yaoi, Shizaya all warnings inside. R&R
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,203 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Impossible by PirateCaptainArthur reviews
Shizuo wakes up next to a naked Izaya and only remembers very little from the night before. Now their relationship has changed forever. Shizaya, kinda OOC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,762 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Over and Over by Seliphra reviews
Shizuo has loved Izaya for as long as he's known him, but Izaya wants to tell him how he feels too...after they have some fun furst of course. Lemons, smut, oneshot, SHIZAYA, yaoi.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Seliphra reviews
Shizuka and Kanra are like their parents in nearly every way, but their relationship is a little odd too and when someone makes Shizuka cry, Kanra is out for revenge. SEQUEL to The Missing Year, focus on Shizuo and Izaya's youngest daughters R&R please...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Complete
Riding Zack by JenovaRemnants reviews
When Cloud met Zack Fair on the school bus, his life changes and he's forced to accept his developing crush. As he gains popularity and pursues his love interest, he also begins to lose one of his friends to the Tsviets- a vile gang with a dangerous goal.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,003 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
First Love Never Dies by Seliphra reviews
Tsukishima has been in love with his best friend Hachimenroppi for yeas, but when he finally manages to tell him how he feels it's a reaction he never expected. SHOUNEN AI, Fluff, Izuo and Tsukioppi
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Hachimenroppi/Roppi, Tsukishima - Complete
The Touch of Your Hand by VespertineFlora reviews
For Izaya, there's only ever been Shizuo. Shizaya, reflection
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Missing Year by Seliphra reviews
Shizuo disappeared right out of highschool for one year and when he returned he was plus one. Izaya is tired of being ignored now and decides to find out what secret Shizuo has been keeping. MPREG, YAOI, Izuo, suggested Shizaya from Erika fannrambles
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,539 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Not Enough by culpaeros reviews
ShizuoxIzaya; established relationship. When Shizuo is out of town for Izaya's birthday the informant expects Shizuo to make it up to him the only way that the blond can. One-shot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Wedlocks and Chains by Prustrian Informant reviews
To save Ikebukuro from mass destruction, all options are explored. Of course, politicians have a habit of making the wrong choice... namely, an otaku's choice for a solution.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,846 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Love to Hate You by Muffinsama reviews
Namie couldn't help but wonder why so many people thought Izaya's smug smirk was attractive. The look of raw hunger on his face, his mouth smeared with blood and the desire burning in his eyes was far more appealing. - Izaya/Namie
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Izaya O., Namie Y. - Complete
How Lucky I Am by Seliphra reviews
Izaya tries to leave Shizuo for his own good, but Shizuo see's through the attempt. IZUO, ONE SHOT, SONGFIC, SMUT, FLUFF...warnings and such all inside, just read it m'kay? Written to Honeythief by Halou
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Not So Lonely Christmas by Himitsu Uragiri reviews
Shizou returns home one Christmas Eve to find a very unexpected sight. ignore the crappy title, couldn't think of anything else. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Aeonora reviews
"Allow me to explain, Shizu-chan; the butterfly effect is the theory that a tiny change can throw a whole system spiraling into chaos!" What starts out as a normal game of cat-and-mouse turns into something else entirely! Shizaya smut, MxM, yaoi.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Just One Piece by Seliphra reviews
Izaya has been hiding what he feels for years, but he's had enough of that and asks Shinra for help moving on...with just one piece of Shizuo. Shizaya, yaoi, mpreg. R&R Full warnings inside.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,018 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Down With Love! by Navigate Me reviews
AU. Izaya works as a nanny, for Shizuo and is forced to take care of Mairu and Kururi. With the rule set that he cannot fall in love with his boss, just what exactly will happen when Shizuo's feelings for him take a turn? Longer summary inside!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,872 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Umi no Naka de by Arinnya reviews
Shizaya, Oneshot - Izaya and Shizuo are going on a trip with some other people.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Lie Here Charmed by caffeinekitty reviews
Izaya likes to play afterwards.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Nai Wata Shi by icywarm reviews
"Izaya, you're not allowed to be dead. I was the one supposed to kill you. Open your eyes. Call me a monster, insult me, anything!" "It's too late. That soul has already departed. But, you can give something to revive him." "I'll give anything."
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Liars World by anondabunny reviews
/PROFILE MOVED TO ASAGURBLE/ Izaya has been planning to leave Tokyo, and Shinra sends Shizuo to investigate. An arranged marriage, murder and suicide. These are the things that await him when he comes face-to-face with the Orihara family. Shizaya and Non-Canon characters.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,917 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Why do you make me smile? by Shizaya1398 reviews
After Izaya's mother died he is forced to take care of his sisters. Knowing that if he dies the life insurace will help take care of his sisters he trys countless times to kill himself/Shizaya/story better then summary/please review!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Libraries Are Good For Something by Seliphra reviews
Izaya finds Shizuo reading in the school library and Shizuo uses the opportunity to beat Izaya when no one can see. YAOI ONE SHOT SHIZAYA. For ileana425 Smut...all smut...mmm, lemons
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Howl by Seliphra reviews
Izaya and Shizuo's usual antics leading them to the place Erika knows they end up...Songfic to Howl by Florence and the Machine, YAOI SHIZAYA! Mostly smut...LEMON!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
You And Me Are Irresistible by Up the downside reviews
Izaya, a seductive Incubus looks among his humans for a new prey. A certain bartender catches his eye, a man named Shizuo Heiwajima. "Looks like I can have some real fun," Izaya licks his lips. Incubus!IzayaxShizuo, smutty and sinfully delicious. Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Time Is Running Out by Seliphra reviews
Shizuo and Izaya have a secret, more than one. Song-fic, Yaoi, Shizaya one-shot. Please R&R
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Sun Soaked by Up the downside reviews
What happens when the whole cast decides to go to the beach, not knowing they'd all be there at the same time? All they wanted was a little vacation! Hot, sexy, and fun! Main pairing: Shizaya, much more pairings inside! M: for smut and sexual innuendos.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,458 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Beast by Princess Turk reviews
Cloud and Reno, cigarettes and liquor, a dark alley. Quickie oneshot, rated M - and you know why. Hard Yaoi. Lemon. Enjoy! Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
The Experiment by Seliphra reviews
Shinra's latest experiment forces Izaya and Shizuo to put their differences aside and work together, how will they manage? And will the vending machines EVER be safe? Shizaya, yaoi, mpreg, don't like, dun read R&R
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Playtime by Seliphra reviews
Izaya makes an unusual suggestion during a fight that leads to unexpected consiquenses and few revalations...SHIZAYA YAOI! Don't like don't read. R&R or it won't be updated
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,624 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Faprag by UnderTheGrave reviews
Izaya passes the time waiting for Shizuo to get home. -ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP-
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Dear Agony by Shizaya1398 reviews
Izaya slips up and gets in trouble with the most ruthless underworld gang in Tokyo. Even when he gets beaten mercilessly he wont take help from anyone. How will he deal with this and what will Shziuo do when he finds out?/please review/Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,495 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Deep Bloody Night by animeg098 reviews
-AU- Year XXXX, The Age of Chaos, a dictator meets a vampire who desperately craves for his blood. Shizaya. Tyrant!Shizuo and Vampire!Izaya. Two-shot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Unkown Abuse by DEADTHING reviews
Shizuo attacks Izaya and ends up holing him against his will. In a sea of pain, alcohol, and held back feelings Shizuo ends up having something he wants to call a One Night Stand with Izaya. When will Shizuo finally show his true feelings? And it looks like Izaya is developing Stockholm's Syndrome. Shizaya Mpreg ( CHAPTER1 REWRITE, REWRITING 2 AND WORKING ON CHAPTER 3!)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Star Gazing by DokiDouble reviews
Izaya always kept his feelings hidden; smirking at every attempt to be killed by the man he loved. No matter how hard he got hit, it would never hurt. But inside he felt pain, because Shizuo would never feel the same. High school!Shizaya PsycheXTsugaru
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,280 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Drop Dead, Gorgeous by Uphill Both Ways reviews
AU, Shizaya. Both well-known stars in the porn industry, Shizuo and Izaya's agents decide to bring the two together for possibly their biggest production yet. What they didn't count on, was the roller-coaster of trying to get the two to cooperate.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,327 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Let's Pretend Psychedelic Dreams by SynesthesiaAddict reviews
Tsugaru and Psyche have found each other at last... through the most heated enemies in Ikebukuro! Izaya/Shizuo, Izaya/Namie, Shizuo/Erika and even an Izaya/Anri. Mostly Shizaya. Plot with smut. Leave love :
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Polar by deadcell reviews
When Reno arrives in Junon to escort Rufus back to Midgar, thinks don't go according to plan. Rufus flips his hair a lot; Reno dislikes ties; opposites always attract. Written for areyougame July 2011 on Dreamwidth. Reno/Rufus. Contains adult content.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
Tease by Soyna reviews
It all starts with a drinking contest between Reno and Cloud. Zack has to take care of a drunk Cloud. Yaoi warning...Tease warning...ZxC...a little bit of Reno taunting/torture, a little Rufus and a tad of Sephiroth...the whole story is a tease. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,679 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Blame It All On Fate! by DMYN reviews
Izaya is the bocchan of a rich and influential family who managed to force his previous bodyguards into resignation. Just who will be his mother's next pick, and will this new person be able to tolerate the spoiled 22 year old?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
The Year of the Black Rabbit by Izaya Heiwajima reviews
When a black rabbit with red eyes makes itself known to Shizuo, his apathetic life takes a turn for the interesting. A philosophical story about a connection among souls and selves throughout the worlds of existence.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,504 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Mirrors by Akira-Tan reviews
Shinra was sure he had seen everything. Seen everything from his underground office, everything that could possibly happen to anyone.Hell, he lived with a Dullahan. Nothing should surprise him anymore. But this had struck him. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,128 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Kisses by Shizaya1398 reviews
Shinra accidently turns "the strongest man in Tokyo" into a baby and asks a certain information broker to take care of him until he tunrs back to normal/rated for language/read to understand the title/ Mostly Izuo
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Darkness Demon Rose by Devil's Demon Bird reviews
Cloud, the youngest vampire in history, tries to make his way through life while emotionally broken and lonely. What happens to him when the Hunter Zack captures him and wants to know things Cloud doesn't know about? Zack/Cloud, onesided Sephiroth/Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,065 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Cell 404 by Nocturnalux reviews
Prison fic in which Shizuo and Izaya share the same cell. Forced to live in such confined close quarters they must cooperate and as a result their relationship gradually changes while being tested to the utmost. Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 207 - Words: 160,135 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Filled to the Brim by Rukazaya reviews
1st story: Shiki x Izaya. sequel: Shizuo x Izaya. After all they've been through, turmoils and broken hearts, is this lust or love? Can Shizuo and Izaya fall in love with each other? Warning for a lot of smut. Starts Shikizaya, ends Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 168,062 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shiki - Complete
Rise in Love by Rangiku.Charlize reviews
Can Zack and Cloud help fix each other's problems? Or will they fall out trying? ZackxCloud Violence, Yaoi later.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,560 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Zack F., Cloud S.
And so Twilight fell over Ikebukuro by AsikIkisa reviews
Shizuo finds himself in Forks, and beats up some Vampires. A fill for Durarara kink meme. Possible character death, but not really specified. Written by a Twilight hater, so you know. Edward/Bella and onesided Jacob/Bella. Feedback is loved :D
Crossover - Twilight & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Edward, Shizuo H. - Complete
Baby Izaya 2 by Shizaya1398 reviews
Shinra gives SHizuo one of the cutest little baby's In Tokyo and of course that little baby just happend to be Izaya who was turned into a baby. Very fluffy and cute Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
He Ate My Heart by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Izaya's always been good at pushing people's buttons. Too bad he doesn't know what to do when he pushes too far.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Ring Ding Dong by Navigate Me reviews
Izaya is a university student with 100%'s in all of his classes, with the exception of one class; his Health Class. Frustrated, he decides to seduce his ladies-man professor, Delic. But, when he goes to his class, he unknowingly finds his brother; Shizuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Evil Bite Tastes Pointless True Murder Sushi rabu! by AsikIkisa reviews
One sentence fills from DRRR kink meme. Various pairings, Chapter 2 includes Pedobear/Everyone, Sentences are messy. Shizaya, Shikizaya Shiki-Izaya-Shizuo Butler!Shizuo DelicPsyche etc... Rated M and contains Fail!porn.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Without by Nocturnalux reviews
Izaya commits suicide by jumping off a skyscraper in front of Shizuo. Shizuo is unable to cope with it and sets out to discover the reasons that led Izaya to it. Very dark fic.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Breaking Point by Nocturnalux reviews
Izaya suffers a complete mental breakdown and Shinra calls Shizuo to help. Shizuo is horrified but little by little becomes very attached and dedicated to taking care of him. Very dark fic with a strong psychological bent. Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
His Favorite 'Human' by Akimori Azyn reviews
Izaya refuses to let another vending machine barely miss him, so he does what any informant would; searches for Shizuo's weakness. But what will it truly take, to just have Shizuo let him live? Shizaya. Rated M for future yaoi. Updates on Friday.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
College Days by Beatmedown reviews
Not good at suming things up. Clouds a bit of a manwhore...Zacks just confused .Chapter four went under construction to fix errors! working on fifth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Dancing In The Rain by MistressKiko reviews
Formally "Not Quite Dancing In The Rain" Best friends for seven years, but never anything more. Loosely based off of Billy Talents "Surrender". Shizaya, off-screen Shikizaya. AU. FLUFF
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Sephiroth The Grinch by SykotecAlpha reviews
Just a holiday trip to visit Zack's family, though the General hates Christmas. Maybe a little fun with family can change his mind. Sephiroth/Cloud/Zack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - [Zack F., Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Sins, Not tragedies by Ana-SK reviews
Shizuo and Izaya finally got together and lived a rocky life. They still fight, they still play their games... Until Izaya is pregnant with their child. Is Ikebukuro going to be safe with the one born from Izaya? Will this child bring terror? / Shizaya !
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Basketball by Navigate Me reviews
YAOI. Izaya decides to shoot some hoops with Shizuo. But there's a catch, if one of them shoots and get's it in, the other has to do something for them. Whether it be a kiss, head, who get's to top or anything else, they must comply. Vote Izuo or Shizaya!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 127 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Dissolve by Soul Under reviews
AU. You'd be so perfect with me, but you just can't see. You turn every head, but you don't see me. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Birthday Smex by MunchieManda reviews
Cloud tries to make a birthday cake for someone special. Zack gets in the way. ;3 Rated M for matuuuurrrreee. X3
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Poison by Inashi-Ecchinu reviews
Shizuo listens to great advice to poison Izaya's food. His poison dealer is Erika though...How will that effect on Izaya? Rated M for 2nd chapter.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
We All Have Our Kinks by deecherrywolf reviews
Just my fills from the Kink meme, because I'm too lazy to post them separately and they aren't long enough for that anyways. Will update slowly, as I need to edit a lot of them. I'll probably still miss things, like always OTL
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 95,953 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Forbidden Love by Slashluv23 reviews
When the Shinra Corp finds out Cloud is really a woman, Cloud is put under surveillance and Zack to watch him as his duty. Now Zack finds himself falling for her, even though he needs to focus on the mission. And Rufus won't except it. Is it forbidden love?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari by TwWereWolf reviews
'How many years has it been since I first met you? Since I first felt like my heart was about to explode? Since I first felt those insesive butterflies in my stomach' 'How many years has it been since I first fell in love' Yaoi. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Popsicle by Navigate Me reviews
Highschool one-shot. About Izaya's 'interesting' way of eating a popsicle and the reactions it gets out of a certain protozoan.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Steps to Emotion by Izaya-Aki reviews
During Highschool Shizuo begans to get a strong feel of his emotions and most of these emotional 'fits' are caused by a certain Izaya Orihara whether he knows it or not. Shizuo/Izaya Rated T but will change in future chapters.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Diversions by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Kida should know not to rely on Izaya for a distraction. IzaKida.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Izaya O., Masaomi K. - Complete
A Stroke of Luck by Princess Turk reviews
Cloud's working the streets in the slums of Midgar when he meets Zack, a wealthy man with an innocent proposition: to be his date for one night. What will happen from there? Based very loosely on the movie Pretty Woman. Soft to hard Yaoi. In progress.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Playground by WingsxOfxThexRaven reviews
Shizuo and Izaya have to babysit Izaya's sisters one Saturday, but because of this, Shizuo was denied his 'alone time' with Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Izaya and Namie's Taco Fight by Aniki4evah reviews
Rated T for swearing, and crack.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Izaya O., Namie Y. - Complete
Fighting the Tide by OnexLostxSoul reviews
Zack Fair goes to unfathomable heights for Cadet Cloud Strife, but a drunken night in Costa del Sol and a meddlesome Sephiroth puts their friendship in peril. Faced with his own lies and lust, Zack learns why SOLDIERs shouldn't fall in love.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,650 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Raising Angeal by Horribibble reviews
General Angeal Hewley didn't expect to get saddled with 'fixing' his sister's kids. Zack Fair didn't expect to get saddled with 'fixing' General Hewley. But, just maybe, these kids can do some 'fixing' of their own. AngealxZack SephxCloud GenXAer
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Angeal H., Zack F.
It's All About Love and Hate by Minizaya reviews
Kanra gets pregnant, and the father is Shizuo. Kanra X Shizuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,356 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Demon Has a Leather Flavor by BellowedBlackDarkness reviews
Sephiroth is the new king for the demon world, and the part about becoming king is that you get to choose your mate. But what happens if the mate you choose is a firey Blonde with a anger problem? SephxCloud WARNING: MPREG AND LEMONS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
All The Wrong Reasons by MistressKiko reviews
AU - Shizuo gets much more than he bargained for when his temper kicks in and makes him the owner of a small jewelry box that is much more than it seems. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,022 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
You Can Have Whatever You Like by Mokahsaur reviews
Zack tackles Cloud after a mission, and a fun night begins... Will it just be a one-night stand or will it last forever? TWO-SHOT
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Shizuo's day off by Michyio reviews
Shinra accidentally turns Izaya into an 8 year old and leaves Shizuo in charge of him for the rest of the day.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Sleepless Night by Manderskoinu reviews
It's late and Ciel seems to be determined to mess up Sebastian's schedule. Sebastian/Ciel bed time antics.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Sephiroth's Sword by hawklies reviews
Zack and Cloud ponder why Sephiroth's Sword is so big.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Genesis R., Sephiroth - Complete
The Control Game by Uphill Both Ways reviews
What's a game without risk? Izuo Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Day At The Office by Uphill Both Ways reviews
It's just another day at the office before Izaya gets a surprise visit from an angry Shizuo. Shizaya Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Happy The Hard Way by Uphill Both Ways reviews
I was happily engaged, and everything was finally falling into place--Until that bastard Izaya walked back into my life. AU. ShizuoxIzaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
The Server Becomes the Served by PinkBlossom4 reviews
Ciel serves Sebastian for once...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Rendezvous by spopococ reviews
Zack x Cloud -Yaoi Warning- A fateful afternoon in Cosmo Canyon leaves Zack meeting a mysterious elder speaking of future events involving a young boy in need of Zack's guidance. Several days later, he is assigned an understudy, and the prophecy begins.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,187 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Fruit Salad by Princess Schatje Dreamer reviews
Cloud teases Zack with various fruit. Oddness, insanity, smut. Swearing too. For SarissaDiablo and my Momonster - with lots of yummy yaoi love.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Desert Garden by pixeled reviews
Angeal/Zack, Zack/Cloud, eventual Cloud/Tifa. YAOI. Fate brought them together and fate would pull them apart. If a flower can grow in the city of Midgar, then the memory of their lives and how they loved would live on as if a desert garden.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,818 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
To the beach and insanity! by Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116 reviews
Lazard orders Zack on vacation after Angeal's death, and has requested Cloud and Kunsel go along with him to keep him entertained. But will Kunsel and Zack drive Cloud to insanity? Read and find out! Kind of yaoi-ish...Well it is but... ZackxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Not Wrath Of Gods by Amarissia reviews
As student and teacher, and maybe more, Angeal Hewley and Zack Fair struggle against the many obstacles that threaten to tear them apart.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 212,001 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
The Consequences of Pouting by Revalations reviews
Cloud should know better than to try using a pout as a defense against someone like Zack. AU, yaoi, PWP.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Master and Servant by shishunki reviews
Ciel Phantomhive and his butler, until death. Sebastian/Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Unaquinted Love by Shado Tenshi reviews
Zack,a werewolf prince,goes to hunt and later rescues a strange creature,Cloud. Zack brings him to his clan,and falls in love. But Cloud has secrets that could tear them apart. Can a vampire love a werewolf? And what will happen to Cloud's dying clan? ZxC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,049 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F.
130 by Tsumi-Amethyst reviews
Zack does away with silly expectations of what perfect means, much preferring his blond cadet to any General Hot Ass or future Shinra President. One shot, yaoi, Cloud/Zack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Struggle for Freedom by kanarazu reviews
”If you… have a baby inside of you, Cloud… they’ll have to take good care of you. They’ll be too fascinated to risk hurting you anymore.” Cloud reflects on Zack's plan to save them and their escape from Shinra. ZackxCloud, contains mpreg.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Curiosity Happened by asterillia reviews
It all happened when Cloud decided to feed some of his curiosity. The next thing you know it, He's in a pink dress with a horny Zack Fair. Zack/Cloud. Yaoi. One-Shot. Cross-Dressing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Make My Fangs Go Wild by Midnight Crisis reviews
Zack Fair, Vampire 1st Class, encounters the blonde mercenary Cloud Strife. He soon realizes that Cloud's more than who he pretends to be. Oh the thrills they'll have. ZackxCloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,123 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Simple Lust With a Side of Cute by Buttercup-chan reviews
Pein and Konan have been doing the same thing at Akatsuki for a while. What happens when Konan wants to jump Pein? Lots of things! :D like.. LEMON and.. FUNNYS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Pull Over by DeathsGreenEyedAngel reviews
Tonight,Cloud is going to give Zack all his love.In the backseat.Yes, I was inspired by Bubble Pop Electric by Gwen Stefani.I didn't want to steal the title so this is what I came up with. CloudxZack. Warning: Yaoi, Graphic Sex. Rated M. Read and review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Jail What? by Lynsey Schadegg reviews
This is an awfully fancy interrogation room, sir. Cloud/Zack/Sephiroth. Warnings: Pairing order matters, Cloud is fifteen if that freaks you out, move along
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Classmate Affection by Markoose reviews
Cloud is doing well at college, getting good grades, keeping out of trouble. That is however, until class 'cool guy' Zack Fair borrows his pen to shoot a spitwad. Will Cloud hate him for it, or will they start to get along? Zack X Cloud. rated M for later
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
1923, The Only Fault by Iluxia reviews
Oneshot, complete. As Edward settles into his new life in New England with Alphonse, far away from the ravages of wars in Europe and safely ensconced in the arms of America's best university, he encounters a face he never thought he'd see again. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,854 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Like Cats and Dogs by CryptJo reviews
When Angeal leaves his pet with Sephiroth's, the fur flies. Kemonomimi - puppy!Zack and kitty!Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Rules of Thief by SoftSnow-SS reviews
Cloud is an orphan living on the streets of Midgar . . . skilled in the art of theft XD too bad he robbed a wrong person that day . .. in later chapters yaoi Zack x Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Let me Guide you through the Rain by RubberDuckyPinwheels reviews
Zack and Cloud have been engaged in an intimate relationship for quite some time, but does Zack realize just what kind of guilt Cloud has been feeling by going through it? Takes place in SOLDIER
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Night Of Passion by Funeral Of A Friend reviews
Leon and Ada meet up twice. This is what ensues.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Leon S. K., Ada W. - Complete
Sail Away by chaoticvisions reviews
Previously on a different account AU YAOI Zack/Cloud. When Cloud joins the notorious band SOLDIER, he may just find himself pulled into a twisted web of love and lies. His relationship with Zack could cost him his life. It's already claimed one girl...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Comfort by SingingMisery reviews
Because imagination is bound to run away when your lover calls you in the middle of the night crying. Angeal/Zack/Cloud yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Insubordination ZxCxS by XxBeccixX reviews
A one-shot piece of attempted comedy and man on man smut between Zack, Cloud and Sephiroth. Cloud gets punished for disobeying Zack's orders in a new, inventive way thanks to the General.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Heat Wave In Midgar by sunsoara reviews
The temperature in Midgar climbs while Cloud is alone at Seventh Heaven. When Zack arrives, what kind of mischief can the pair get into? AU CloudxZack WARNING: Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
The Madness of Angels by Amarissia reviews
SOLDIER cadet Zack Fair's apprenticeship to Angeal Hewley draws him into the secrets of ShinRa, a series of bizarre murders, and new feelings of his own that will have to be confronted. Crisis Core and before, the angsty, yaoi way. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,817 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Once Bitten by Phoenix Dayze reviews
A little bit of voyuerism goes a long way. After Cloud spies Zack and Reno in a compromising position, Cloud quickly develops an obssession with them as well as a growing addiction to sex.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Cloud S., Reno
And It Rained White Feathers by Schizzar reviews
Zack is alive? Cloud finds him in Aeris's church but the man's memory is gone. As the memories resurface, will they be torn apart or pushed together?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Do The Math by eye0patch reviews
Short one-shot. Reno, Rufus, and the beginnings of some dity office sex. Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Rufus, Reno - Complete
Four way split by KlikStar reviews
Zack and Reno had always wanted Cloud to be more adventurous in the bedroom, they just hadn’t counted on him going this far. Yaoi warning! Rated M
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Contact by xAirashii reviews
Cloud is only 15 years old when his mother is killed in a fire and he is forced to go live with his mother's cousin in Gongaga, where he is picked on mercilessly by the other children. Except one: Zack Fair. Zack/Cloud Rated M for future chaps MORE INSIDE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,759 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Comfort by Marlin Lette reviews
Leon dumps Cloud, but the blonde finds comfort in the arms of an old friend. Cloud/Zack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
There Has To Be A Morning After by Kitsunefan203 reviews
ZackCloud, AU, Zack's a businessman that just needed a distraction from the meeting the next morning, but, it seems that there is much regret the next morning, especially when he's feeling more then guilt about doing it...Complete. Enjoy folks!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,009 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Sephiroth's desk by Chaos Silk reviews
“Why Rufus...One would think that you don’t want to hear about my sexual fantasies.” Rufus/Reno.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
Sunday Afternoon's by lemon-sprinkles reviews
When Cloud is forced to move away because of his mothers job, he cant help feel as though fate its self seperated him from the only town he had ever called home. But Fate has a way of evening things out, and fate grows a name. Zack. ZxC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,598 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Strawberry 15 by animenerds69 reviews
Reader Insert Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Ichigo K.
Reflections by Kumoashi reviews
An AU story. The war in Wutai has just ended, and the sky's the limit for Sephiroth and Cloud. But there are dark clouds in the horizon. SxC. Humour, angst, romance and all that jazz, with a healthy doze of Zack.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 176,699 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Masamune by KingofLoosePages reviews
SephxCloud. Someone clones Sephiroth and Zack after Advent Children and Cloud can't say he's to happy about it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
I Knew a Man by Phoenix Dayze reviews
Unlike the vibrant, laughing prankster Zack was in public, once alone, Zack never smiled. And the more Cloud watched him, the more he fell in love with Zack's silence, his masks, and the depth of emotion in the violet eyes that no one else ever saw.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
9 Crimes by reconnoiterer reviews
On a follow up trip to Spain Leon finds himself mixed up in the next stage of Umbrella's quest for a plaga sample. Leon/OFC
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,936 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
untraditional by dragondark reviews
A month after the events of RE4, Ada returns to Leon's life with an interesting proposition... and makes another move on behalf of her organization in their eternal cat and mouse game. LeonAda -- discontinued.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2007
Win to Lose by S.J. Kohl reviews
Cloud Strife is sick of being called innocent. He knows what he wants, and he's determined to get it. SephirothxCloudxZack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Life has the Tendency to Just Suck That Way by SleighBells reviews
Yea, It's a high school fic. Cloud is hurt. Zack his own problems. Reno actions are questionable. Roxas is angry. Can Zack help Cloud? Or will Cloud help Zack?Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,894 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
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