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Joined 07-16-11, id: 3076389, Profile Updated: 04-01-13
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Bleach, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi. This is my profile (obviously).

I'm kind of obsessive about outlining things. And I write slowly. Updates might be slow sometimes, because that's just how it works out. Sorry.

For more up-to-date status updates on my progress, please check my Livejournal: http://rargamonster.livejournal.com/ (Haha sorry I suck at keeping things up to date)

Update as of April 1: Fame is back! I finally have my muse back for popstar!Prussia, and hopefully the story will continue without a hitch. I'm also getting ready to start posting another story for the Fame universe - Drop, featuring HongIce. Also currently doing "research" for Flash in the Pan (aka, having a cheesy Western marathon), working on more of CF, and starting Switch. I've also made an AO3 account which I might start doing things on at some point... Bah, who knows.

A list of stories I'm working on writing right now (bolded means I'm writing a lot on them currently, unbolded means they're on the back burner):

For Hetalia (my newest fandom, oh god):

- "Flash in the Pan" - Ongoing. Western, Gold Rush AU, HongIce. Will be slow-building, will include lots of appearances by other characters, will be (somewhat) historically accurate, though timelines will be slightly bent.

- "Fustercluck" - Ongoing. Angsty PruAusSwiss with lots of issues. I'm really enjoying writing this, but the subject matter is difficult for me at times, so please be patient on updates.

- The "Fame" universe. Modern, genderbent AU, meaning EVERYONE is genderswapped. Currently posting "Fame" (PruAus) - planned parallel stories include "Drop" (HongIce), "Rise" and "Fly" (DenNor), "Bliss" (PoLiet) and various untitled as of now (USUK, Franada, SuFin, GerIta, Spamano, Belarus/Hungary, Ukraine/Liechtenstein, and a more psychological piece involving Russia, potential pairing yet to be decided upon.) Fame is back, finally, but no promises. Drop to be posted soon.

- "Switch" or, the story of that time I dated a Polish crossdresser. PoLiet, with issues.

- "Cowboys, Zombies, and Quantum Physics" - Ameripan, longish oneshot. Exactly how it sounds. Blame my mother for this one.

- A Liechtenstein-centric secret agent ensemble AU.

- The drunk fic. Another one of the weirdest things my brain has come up with in a while. In my defense, I was drunk. Apparently I can only write this one while I'm at a very specific level of drunkenness, so it might be a while before it gets finished. *shrugs* Oh well...

- A Giripan two- or three-shot, something short, sweet, and fluffy. To be followed up with angst, because that's just how I roll.

- Various things from the kink meme that I may or may not decide to de-anon on.

For Harry Potter:

- A Founders-era fic. Slytherin-centric and angsty, detailing why he hates Muggleborns so much.

- A small-town high school AU. Also involving cults, crime, and vigilante justice. Oh god, this one is turning out to be kinda f-ed up, but it's so much fun to write.

- Marauder's Era AU. Four boys meet on the Hogwarts Express and make a friendship pact - what happens when they are all sorted into different houses?

- Yet another AU - James survives the attack on Godric's Hollow, and has to figure out how to raise Harry while keeping the peace between his two best friends and his sister-in-law.


OH and also, since I always forget to actually put this in my chapters, DISCLAIMER TIME:

I don't own anything. I'm not making money off it. No copyright infringement intended. I'm just having a bit of fun :)

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Scientia Potentia Est by cocoartist reviews
When you can't change time, but you can't go forward, what is left? [Now rated M] [EWE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,095 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/10/2012 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Albus D.
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,206 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Help I'm Alive by floatsodelicately reviews
It's 1977 and Remus Lupin meets a young woman who will change everything. Time-travel, HGRL, Marauder era Hogwarts (Post-Deathly-Hallows-Hermione). ABANDONED AND ADOPTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,655 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/31/2012 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Marauders - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 6,548 - Follows: 2,825 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 242,152 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer
Recovery of Winter by asgardianmints reviews
Steve doesn't need to look for Bucky, because eventually, Bucky finds him. AU, set after CA:TWS. Just Steve/Bucky friendship for now.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,074 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B., Sam Wilson/Falcon
Bodyswitch by Winterblume reviews
Hermione's in hell and all her nightmares have come true. She's turned into a brainless bimbo and is failing all her classes quite spectacularly. Her teachers have, in fact, already given up on her and just sit back and watch her flunk all her NEWTs. Yes, it's nothing but hell for Hermione. On the upside, things can hardly get any worse. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,558 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.]
Hammering it Home by Tsume Yuki reviews
It took Harriet Potter five years to realize she wasn't ageing. It took her eight years and a summer in the desert of New Mexico to have the answer literally fall from the sky, in the form of a banished Thunder God. (FemHarry and Master of Death Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Harry P., Thor] Agent Phil Coulson
Till the End of the Line by asphyxiation-by-dreaming reviews
The Captain just wants to help his friend, but the Winter Soldier doesn't want help. How can Steve save Bucky from himself? (Set after Captain America 2)
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B.
War Paint by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,811 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Counterfeit Cousin by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which Lucius Malfoy decides to off a political opponent with a little black book and Tom Riddle finds himself with a new body and a lot of catching up to do. Of course, the orphan beneath the stairs is just happy that a family member finally came to rescue him. A Tom adopts Harry, somewhat dark fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,631 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Nightmare by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: A broken time turner shouldn't have sent me back so far. It was unprecedented. Stepping on it-smashing it-nothing should have happened. At most, I should have lost a week. At worst, I should have disappeared altogether. I shouldn't have traveled back fifty-two years; half a bloody century. This should not have happened. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,513 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
First Hint of Spring by sergeantmicky reviews
Finding Bucky is the easy part. He's broken and terrified and a shell of his former self, but Steve knows he can save him. It'll just take time - time and patience. And many sleepless nights. Spoilers for Captain America: The Winter Soldier. No slash, just friendship and LOTS of h/c.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,942 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Bucky B., Steve R./Capt. America
Lost by LaylaBinx reviews
He doesn't know why he's here, standing in the middle of the apartment of the man he had been assigned to kill. Rogers thought he knew him but he was wrong. That still doesn't explain why he ended up in his apartment in the middle of the night. No slash, just bromance!
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,299 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B. - Complete
Battle of the Bands by FairytaleFatale reviews
When up and coming new band Oathkeeper get the opportunity to open for Kingslayer, the biggest rock star in Westeros, on his world tour they think their luck's come in. That is except for lead guitarist Brienne; with his playboy reputation and connections to the ruthless Lannister Corp Jaime Lannister is the last person she wants to share a dressing room with.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,982 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L.
I don't have a choice (but I still choose you) by She's a Star reviews
Post 3x07. Brienne wants to know why Jaime came back for her. Jaime considers how to answer.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L. - Complete
Rewritten by repmetsyrrah reviews
Still mourning the death of his wife, Tom Branson takes a walk through the grounds of Downton, only to run into a strange man with a blue box also suffering though a recent loss.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,856 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - 11th Doctor, T. Branson
Love, Lettuce and Locke's Single Malt by CuttlefishRock reviews
Lily comes to work at Peter's restaurant, Herbology, under the enigmatic head chef Remus Lupin. A tale of Love, Lettuce and Locke's Single Malt. RLxSB JPxLE *For Sparkling Soul*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,440 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
When I return to the world by coeurgryffondor reviews
There are things about Feliks he'll never understand, and there are things about him his boyfriend will never understand either. Still, Toris remains sure of one thing: them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
I'm Already Falling by NoirGrimoir reviews
Iceland has Turkey over for the holidays as a friend. F-R-I-E-N-D. Not that this stops his fellow Nordics from teasing the hell out of him and plotting to pair the two off despite his fervent protests. This is going to be a long week. IceTurk, SuFin, NorDen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,386 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Iceland, Turkey
My Total Conquest of Pretty Boy by Shizuka Aralia reviews
So my life totally sucked just then. Like seriously it did. But then this random guy named Toris like totally tripped on my foot. LietXPoland AU M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,932 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Poland, Lithuania
Red Light District by lastladystanding reviews
Sharon has a little trick in the bedroom. Not what you think. Total fluff, Athena and Helo in a private moment.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - K. Agathon/Helo - Complete
Switzerland's Secret Journal by neutralswitzy reviews
Liechtenstein gives Switzerland a journal for his birthday so he can "express" his feelings. What will he write down in his secret journal? Slight Swiss/Belgium romance; Warning: human names used; Rated T for inappropriate humor and some mild language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,732 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Talking on Paper by IdiotFromOsaka reviews
AU. Kiku Honda lives in a world of silence, finding his only escape from reality in his daily art class. Herakles Karpusi is a normal guy. Paired together on a school project, an unlikely friendship is formed, through nothing more than writing. GiriPan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Greece, Japan
Hesitation by Thing2BK reviews
Vash is the best shot on the force, sent to hunt down Alfred F Jones, a convicted murderer on the run. But what if he were innocent? AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Switzerland, America
The Brothers Black by CuttlefishRock reviews
Detailing the deaths of Regulus and Sirius Black, and their reunion afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Knitting IN SPACE by OrangeSea reviews
The command team gets stuck in a weekly knitting circle to appease admiralty. Probably crack, no pairings unless you squint really hard.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Constellation of the Queen by disposablehero reviews
Sprawling epic romance/political intrigue, picks up 3/4 years after the end of the game, sequel not acknowledged. Canon pairings, lovelorn Larsa.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,060 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Basch, Ashe
The Having and the Holding by sithmarauder reviews
Written for Austria's Declaration of Neutrality, October 26th. After a night of hard drinking, Switzerland wakes up next to the last person he'd ever expect. But is it really so bad? M for flashbacks and mature content. SwissAus. Happy birthday, Austria!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Sulu's Almost Perfect Shore Leave by HorizonCold reviews
After spending a wonderful two weeks at home, Sulu can't help feeling something important was missing from his vacation. Sulu-centric but includes hints of fluffy pre-slash between Sulu and Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
The Garden Gate by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
A vignette of young Sirius Black and his mother, as seen by some Muggle children who happen upon him on a summer's day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
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Switch
It's funny how things change, and how they stay the same; how we changed each other and how we tore ourselves apart. AU, Dark!fic. Fem!Liet, Fem!US, Poland. Will deal with BDSM, trans issues, addiction, abuse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Lithuania, America, Poland
Fame reviews
AU, human, genderswap. The misadventures of the Mother of Awesome, pop star extraordinaire, and her songwriter, the mysterious R. Edelstein, as their relationship evolves, in and out of the public eye. PruAus, yuri. Revised Chapter 2 up, and back from hiatus, sort of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Austria, Prussia
Fustercluck reviews
College AU. He had been numb for so long, and he would do anything to feel again - even if that meant putting himself through hell and back. Eventual PruAusSwiss.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Prussia, Austria
Equal and Opposite reviews
Oneshot, DenNor. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The force that destroyed the front of the car, the twist of his hands in response to my words, every single argument we've had over the years. Because that is what we are – equal and opposite.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Flash in the Pan reviews
The two brothers fled, leaving everything behind, to escape a danger unknown to Emil. They make their way to California, land of outlaws and fortune seekers, to make a new life in a time of unbounded opportunity – but then a quiet, mysterious young merchant catches Emil's eye. HongIce, DenNor, Gold Rush AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Iceland, Hong Kong
Fragile, like so many beautiful things reviews
Vash would never admit to loving Roderich, and perhaps that was what caused it all to fall apart. SwissAus with a side of PruAus, modern human AU, angst, smut, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Electrical Impulses reviews
SciFi AU. Byakuya awakens after an attack of mysterious origin to find that parts of his brain are now contained by a computer. Rukia, devastated by her sister's murder, dreams of a normal life. The siblings seek revenge, though not of the legal variety.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
An Introduction to Defensive Dark Arts reviews
Salazar is not allowed to teach the Dark Arts at Hogwarts. He has a friendly argument with Godric over this fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
On the Meaning of Flowers reviews
Introspective, Petunia-centric. She couldn't help but let anger and resentment rule her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete