PimpNinjaVannah
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Joined 07-16-11, id: 3076550, Profile Updated: 04-16-14
Author has written 51 stories for Resident Evil, Sherlock, Legend of Zelda, Twilight, Devil May Cry, Needless/ニードレス, House of Night, Batman, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Saw, Silent Hill, Futurama, Catherine, Hotel Dusk: Room 215, Death Note, Friday the 13th, Justice League, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and Monstrumologist series.

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4/13/12

Yes!... I'm making my profile longer! This thing will be updated every month(I would enter a pervert period joke buuuuuuuuuut I cant think of a good one)

I'm back!!!!!!!!! Yes my computer crashed and I haven't been on but I'm back and updating of stories are coming up!!!

Working on- Every incomplete story that doesn't say discontinued you see fucknuts! (Yep. I said it. Because if your on this profile, ya like nut-fuckin XD)


I'm a huge yaoi fangirl,I love music,I've been told that I have very dirty mind. I am,indeed a girl. I,personally,dont think I'm a very good writer...but I enjoy it anyways so*Sigh smile* Oh well! I like chocolate,very gorey video game. My faves are(For Xbox) Resident Evil 5,Call Of Duty:Black Op's,Left 4 Dead, Silent Hill. ect. I love video games period,I like horror movies and I'm very random.I love reading and cooking and my fave colors are:Red,Black, and Silver. Very talkative and insane! I'm very friendly but watch out I bite! ;)

And if my username isnt enough to hint you guys my names SavannahGet it? Vannah, Savannah *Sigh* forget it

You Know You're Obsessed With Yaoi When

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.
2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.
3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.
4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.
6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.
8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.
11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.
12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.
13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.
14. You've already paired up all the characters in your favorite anime.
15. You're favorite guy on any tv show is the gay one
16. You see an anime couple and automatically don't like the girl.
17. You find yourself constantly hitting command H/windows M
18. You have to delete files just to make room for your massive yaoi doujinshi collection.

Uke/Seme quiz=You are a Badass and Innoccent Uke! (I'm both!!)

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Sensual, rebellious, and intuitive, the Badass Uke can truly be a work of contrasts - an innocent appearance clothed in dark clothing, and a shy smile with eyes that suggest a naughty, darker nature. They are at once easy and hard to approach, as their energy draws people to them, while their intensity and distrust pushes people away... for maybe more than any other personality, the Badass Uke hides away deep in a fantasy world of their own creation, letting few, if any, in. Searching for the one person able to understand their need for something more, someone to protect them and share that mysterious world with them, the Badass Uke can seem lost and wandering, their loneliness sometimes reflecting an inner anger - as they cannot be content until they have been found and claimed, sensually and emotionally.

And...

You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Creative, sweet, and shy, the Innocent Uke dreams of a peaceful life with the perfect partner - someone to protect them, and lavish them with romantic affection. Artistic and gentle in manner and appearance, the Innocent Uke avoids conflict and decision-making, content in placing their complete trust and happiness in their partner's hands - for all they really desire is to surround themselves with the soft and fluffy fantasy world they've created for themselves.

Other common traits of the Innocent Uke include being: thoughtful, trusting, insecure, sensitive, romantic, and loyal.

(Awesome huh? ;))

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Rainspiral, Persephone Cloud, ouran4eva, I found Nemo X3, Escape to Ouran, ThePockyBandit, PimpNinjaVannah

Music-Animal-Neon trees, Here it goes again-Ok go, Headstrong-Trapt ect ect ect

Shippings-Sherlock/John, Chris/Wesker, Link/Dark, Link/Leon, Dante/Vergil, Dante/Nero, Edward/Jacob, Shawn/Carlton, Gabe/Cr-s01, and a lot more trust me.

You know your a Yaoi fan when...

you look up FanFiction yaoi fics, you automatically go to 'M'.
you see a boy/girl pairing, you think "This is weird!"
you get your best friends into yaoi, and they end up loving it.
you create a seperate Fanfiction account just for yaoi.
you daydream, it's rated 'X'.
you have yaoi posters all over your wall.
i dont have any posters although...

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Favorite Quotes-

'Maybe I can deduce my fist to your face. Bet that would shut you up.' - Kyle Hyde

Cole: "Ahh, ain't that cute" Dom: "Yeah, like two assholes on their first date" -Gears of war(Marcus and Baird having a fight)

"He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do." - Max Payne

"I'm so sick of you and your *ing rules! Lynch, do this, Lynch do that, Lynch stop murdering the hostages!"- Kane & Lynch

'Whatever happened to punching someone in the face instead of yelling at them?'-Me

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was there would be a hell of a population drop." Anita Blake

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." Albert Einstein

"If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."

"Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it."

If people are trying to pull you down, be proud of it because that confirms that you are above them. - anon

"If you're going to die, hurry up and die. You're wasting air." Prof. G, Gundam Wing

Absolute justice is achieved by the suppression of all contradiction. Therefore, it destroys freedom. - Albert Camus

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.


95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If ur one of the 5% who would sit there eating pop corn saying "DO A FLIP!!" copy and paste this as your post.

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile (I tend to do this a lot...)

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said anything that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique which is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you talk to yourself, copy this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile

If you and your friends have a title or nickname or something like that for each other, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.

( o _ o) Post this in your profile to help bunny take over the world! (It won't let me give bunny ears!)

If, with no warning, you have laughed during part of a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, this goes in your profile.

If you have ever been about to say something, and then said something completely different, copy this to your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of DOOM are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a pole, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your like Dante from Devil May Cry and you REFUSE to date someone who shoots you in the head, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate Twilight, post this to your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count also)

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE yaoi and it shows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a fictional character, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever watched/read twincest for guilty pleasure, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you actually read through this entire thing, and sorted out the ones that fit you, copy/paste this on your profile.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head(both xD)

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (Apple)

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said 'o'clock' after saying how many mins after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident(both XD)

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funnier, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back..

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about(more than once :P)

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Yaoi brings peace. Ex- The whole 'team Jacob' or 'team Edward' thing. Yaoi brings everyone together if ya know what I mean ;) Team Jacward!!

Pairs I'd like to see more of- Heath/Kalona, Heath/Stark, Erik/Stark, Heath/Stark(House of Night book) Gabe/Cr-so1(Trauma Team game) Fry/Zapp(Futurama), Darren/Larton(Cirque Du Freak)


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

It's never a childs fault. If you're against Child abuse please copy and paste this on your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.Me-Y-Yeah! Only jamaican's smoke... *Cough cough*
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. Me-I am kinda a bitch...sorry in advance ')
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. Me-I'm goin to hell, but not for that
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. Me-(I'm not. Nagging maybe. Gold diggin probably not :)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". Me-(Ohhhh yeaaah ;)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. Me-I dress unusual cuz I AM unusual
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. Me-(HEY!...I'm not THAT ugly!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. Me-( I...I like fried chicken and kool-aid...)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. Me-Seriously! I'm not that ugly!
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff Me-(Use to be a skater n didnt steal...I would neeeeever hehehe ;)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. Me-(Holy shit!...Fanfiction u got a car for you b-day?!)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. Me-(Hey there old guy. How joo doin? ;)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. Me-(I can hurt a spider)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. Me-(I draw...ummm eye balls?)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. Me-(My humor is rape, pedo-ness, n YOUR MOM!!!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. Me(I just like to fuck with people :)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. Me-(X-man and Batman mostly W)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. Me-(If people just THINK that I look like a guy when I wear my Rocker shirts and I dont do it on purpose,does that...like count?)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.Me-(IIIIIIII cant draw :(
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. Me(That one maaaaaay be true)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. Me-(Totally! I mean- Hey mom!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. Me- (Since WHEN? Is this a joke? It's not funny!!! >:
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak Me-(Ohhhhhhh yeah! I know the square root of...your MOMS! XD)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. Me-(Also might just be true)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy Me-(Yes. Yes u are. KIDDING!!...just a little)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. Me-(I didnt break the TV!!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. Me-(I didnt make that bomb)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. Me-(Yaoi is hot. If you DONT like yaoi THEN your gay...joking!..-ish)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish Me-(But Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! The chocolate!!)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. Me-(Ummmm whats 'stupid' mean?)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times Me-(I went ONCE! With Peter Griffin as a horse )
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.Me-(I cried at the end of Scrubs n the end of Big Fish...does that count?)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist Me-(Yeah...uhh that one is kinda true...')

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You love the Star Wars Movies.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything

TOTAL: 4

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A student asked his teacher... "What got you into teaching?" The teacher replied, "I did it... FOR THE TEENAGE GIRLS, I REALLY LIKE THEM!!"

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and if you sit down, this one will be too.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you... Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together! Woman: Really?! I'd put F and U together!

Fantabulous Quotes!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons turn it into grape juice and watch everone wonder how you did it

Rules are like paperclips, meant to hold things together, easy to bend, and fun to twist out of shape

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps.

If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Legally, it's questionable; Morally, disgusting; personally, I like it

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FREAK'N AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Bitch Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will console you when the guy you like turns you down

BEST FRIEND: Will put his picture up on a herpies website and announce it the next day on a mega-speaker to the whole school

FRIENDS: Will Say no when ask them to go to a Yaoi-con

BEST FRIENDS: Will already be dressed as Lavi and already have a Allen outfit for you

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

"Wake Up,Get on computer,Read, Eat, Read, Go to School, Read, Eat, Read, Go to Sleep, Repeat" (If thats what you do copy and put ur name. Sin-Skyeon, Aquagirl555, PimpNinjaVannah)

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.

If you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

A fucking grammar lesson.

They’re = They fucking are.

Their = Shows fucking possession.

There = Specifies a fucking location.

You’re = You fucking are.

Your = Shows fucking possession.

We’re = We fucking are.

Were = Past fucking tense of “are”.

Where = Specifies a fucking location.

Than = A fucking comparison.

Then = A point in fucking time.

A lot = A large fucking amount

Alot = Not even a fucking word (But it’s a fucking city)

this

THIS.

Fucking THIS.

If yaoi is like Crack for you copy and paste this into your profile

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital .

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Quotes to use in your stories!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons turn it into grape juice and watch everyone wonder how you did it

Rules are like paperclips, meant to hold things together, easy to bend, and fun to twist out of shape

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Legally, it's questionable; Morally, disgusting; personally, I like it

WHAT RACE ARE YOU QUIZ:

British

You drink a lot of tea.

You know what a brolly is.

Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

You wanted Alex to win X Factor.

You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."

Fish and Chips are yummy

You can eat a Full English Breakfast.

You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

Its football.. not ... soccer.

Total: 3

Australian

You wear flip flops all year

You call flip flops thongs not flip flops

You love a backyard barbie.

You know a barbie is not a doll.

You love the beach

Sometimes you swear without realizing.

You're a sports fanatic.

You are tanned.

You're a bit of abogan.

You have an australian something

Total: 2

Italian

The Sopranos is a great show.

Your last name ends in a vowel.

Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.

You know how a real meatball tastes.

You know Italian songs.

You have darkish hair.

You speak SOME Italian.

You are under 5'10''.(5'5 :P)

Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.

You talk with your hands

Total: 8

Spanish

You say member instead of remember.

You speak Spanish

You like tacos.

You know what a Puta is

You talk fast.

You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.

You know what platanos are.

You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero

Total: 6

Russian

You say villain as: Vee-lon.

You have more than one vodka bottle in your house

You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi

You know of somebody named Natasha.

You don't get cold easily.

You get into contests all the time.

You can make do with the cold weather.

You love listening to trance

Total: 4

Polish

Your parents let you drink(Sometimes)

You know what a pizda is

You have Pierogi at least once a week

People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish

People randomly call you their best friend

You have made/know what pisanki are

You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup

Total: 3

Irish

You think beer is the best.

You have a bad temper.

Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.

You have blue or green eyes.(I wish)

You like the color green.

You have been to a St. Paddys day party

You have a family member from Ireland.

You have/had freckles.

Your family get togethers always include drinking.

You have an odd love of leprechauns

You have four leaf clovers

Total: 5

Asian

You have slanty/small eyes.

You eat rice a lot.

You are good at math.

You have played the piano.

You have family from Asia.

You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

Most people think you're Chinese.

You have glasses/contacts.

You call hurricanes typhoons.

You go to Baulko.

You play Handball more than once a week

You know what DDR is

Total: 6

German

You like bread.

You think American Chocolate is good.

You Speak some German.

You know what Schnitzel is.

You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.

You went to Pre-school.

You're over 5'10".

You know the real meaning of "Fag".

You make pretty words sound scary.

You enjoy watching the military.

You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.

Total:6

Canadian

You like to ride 4 wheelers.

You love beer.

You say eh.

You know what poutine is.

You speak french

You love Tim Horton's.

At one point you lived in a farm house.

You watch/watched Degrassi

You play/ played hockey or watch

You know who Massari is.

Total: 3

French

You like french toast.

You love wine.

You speak a little or are fluent in French

You have eaten a snail.

You like fashion.

You have been to France

You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

You say "Zut" instead of damn

You own a beret.

You actually know what a beret is.

Total: 3

American

You hate foreigners.

You hate non - Christians.

You've been to more then 5 states.

You're lazy.

You are not cultured.

You don't read.

You shop at walmart.

You spell colour "color".

Total: 2

Greek

You're very loud.

Your family alone makes a small city.

You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.

You share a bathroom with 5 people.

You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light".

You go to church every Sunday.

You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.

You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.

You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.

Total: 5

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)

You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.

You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!

You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.

You can eat really good spicy food! You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.

You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.

You have any sort of ATN channel.

You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.

You love eating Tandoori Chicken.

You have relatives you've never even heard of.

Total: 3

EGYPTIAN :

You are smart in math or science

Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.

All you eat is kabab and kofta

Your parents have one car that's a Toyota

Your house actually does not smell like food.

You have like 67890 middle names

Total: 1

Native

You have been to a pow wow

You have a native name

You are more than a quarter native

You know what tribe your ancestors were in

You have painted your face like a warrior

You have been to a native exhibit out of school You play/played lacrosse

You have eaten salmon

total: 2

Scottish

You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent

one of your family members has an accent

you actually don't mind bagpipes

Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere

you've heard the song "Scotland the brave"

no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings

any team playing England is your best friend

you have tried haggis Sean Connery lol

you drink tap water you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"

total: 2

New Zealand

you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there

you know what a barbie is

you hate aussies you know what an 'aussie' is

you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings

you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps

you know what L&P is and you like it!

total: 2

RESULTS: Italian (Ooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeah!)

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: (YEAH!)
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see. (Wow... this is actually pretty accurate o_0)

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

AQUARIUS - The Slut
(1/20-2/18)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One
(7/23-8/22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
(11/22-12/21)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19)
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One
(12/22-1/19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not
repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships,
Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

More Funny Shit!

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you

When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!

No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems

No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

Uh...define 'normal' for me again.

There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

It's not incest! It's brotherly love! They're different!

"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

""Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together.""

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

here are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…

True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.

Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.

Joke XD

A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested.

The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it."

The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, and then kill it."

The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again."

The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it."

They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said,

"Meow."


The Yaoi Song(If you fucking LOVE Yaoi, re-post this mofo!!)

YAOI (to the tune of U-G-L-Y by Daphne and Celeste)

Y-A-O-I
Boy on Boy with whipped cream pie
Its Yaoi
Eh eh
It’s Yaoi!

Y-A-O-I
Doujins furries shonen- ai
It’s Yaoi
Eh Eh
It’s Yaoi

Butt Sex
So gay
Hentai Yaoi Anime
It’s Yaoi
Eh eh
It’s Yaoi

I saw you on the web just the other day
I saw what you searched from that far away
I shoulda got a clue when my mom started screamin’
At a nude Kakashi saturated in semen

Your face was all sweaty and your pupils were wide
Almost as big as a fully hard Sai
You watched the scene with glee and as fairy tales go,
Saw one horny Sasuke and a hot Naruto

There are hundreds of pairings in the anime world
And some pairs wanna make your hairs and toes curl
Kisame and Itachi Mello Mat and Near
You know the ideas are already here

Take two boys and put them together,
Add a few whips chocolate lingere leather
Make things sweet with a touch of vex,
No one rejects
The call of
ANIME SEX!

Y-A-O-I
Boy on Boy with whipped cream pie
Its Yaoi
Eh eh
It’s Yaoi!

Y-A-O-I
Doujins furries shonen- ai
It’s Yaoi
Eh Eh
It’s Yaoi

Butt Sex
So gay
Hentai Yaoi Anime
It’s Yaoi
Eh eh
It’s Yaoi

What you really need is to go online
And Google BL lemon/lime
Girl
It’s pretty
It’s gritty
It’s dirty and wet
It’s gay bishie boys that are covered in sweat

Like Roxas and Axel kissing under the moon
Or humpin’ like bunnies till tomorrow at noon
Knock first!
(knock knock knock knock knock)

Your filled with joys as these lemony boys
Start pulling out a chest of toys
Edward Elric, remember him?
Right now Roy’s filled that boy to the brim!

You can’t disguise
That lust in your eyes
At panting moaning horny guys
You need a dose of Yaoi.
Let’s YAOI!

Y-A-O-I
Boy on Boy with whipped cream pie
Its Yaoi
Eh eh
It’s Yaoi!

Y-A-O-I
Doujins furries shonen- ai
It’s Yaoi
Eh Eh
It’s Yaoi

Y-A-O-I
Y-A-O-I
Y-A-O-I
Y-A-O-I
Y-A-O-I
Y-A-O-I
Y-A-O-I
Boy on Boy with whipped cream pie
Its Yaoi

Get Busy! (X14)

You need a dose of Yaoi.
You need a dose of Yaoi.
You need a dose of Yaoi.
It’s Yaoi!

Big hard
Shallow breath
Bi-shie
YAOI!

L Light
Mello Matt
Narusasu
Butt Yaoi!

Uchiha
Elricest
All the best
YAOI!

Four lips
Two hips
Thrust thrust
YAOI!

Y-A-O-I
Boy on Boy with whipped cream pie
Its Yaoi
Eh eh
It’s Yaoi!

Y-A-O-I
Touch the skin inside the thigh!

Y-A-O-I
Ridin on you’re Yaoi high!

YAOI!


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The Pledge by TheUnderStudy reviews
Becoming a pledge is more than parties and fun. It's a gateway of possibilities, brotherhood, and fidelity. For new pledge Edward Masen, it could be so much more. Unfortunately for Carlisle Cullen, he has to figure out how to survive it. "It's just that you break me over and over till you make me whole again. I don't know which way is up." AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,231 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Same Situations of Six Different Men by jamesgatz1925 reviews
Three couples that we know and the things they do differently throughout their day. Just having fun. I do not own Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Seb Moran or James Moriarty.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 236,462 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Of Machetes and Razors by HauntedImmortalNightmare reviews
When Pinhead makes Freddy and Jason become friends Freddy and Jason suddenly find themselves staying at OverLook Hotel where they bump into some old 'friends'. Will the two enemies manage to become friends? Or will Freddy find his head held under Jason's armpit once again?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Freddy K., Tina G.
Thicker Than Blood by blue assembly reviews
When the world comes crashing at your feet, what do you do? You kill zombies with your best friend, that's what you do. [ Pewdiecry. T for violence and language. ]
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,259 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki
Corey by kwityerbeliaken reviews
Male version of Coraline, with a slightly different, SLASH and smut-filled plot. More chappies go up if I get good reviews. Male!CoralineXWybie COMPLETED FINALLY
Coraline - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,758 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Coraline J., Wybie L., Other Wybie - Complete
Of Love, Hate and Inconsequential Nonsense by OtakuFangirlCrazyArtist reviews
A drabble for each letter of the alphabet. Contains angst, fluff, crack and slash of the Sherlock/John variety.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Stuck with you by RayHollows reviews
The evil Gerudo King vanquished from Hyrule, Link thought that darkness was finally gone from the Golden Land. Little did he know that after the appearance of his very own shadow, his views of dark and light would be forever changed as the true nature of those closest to him come to view; new enemies form and his heart is pulled into an abusive tug of war between Light and Shadow
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 189,667 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Link, Dark Link
Markimash Madness: A Series Of OneShots by Secondhandmasters reviews
Welcome to my series of Markimash (Markiplier/Yamimash) one shots. This basically means that it's a couple of stories they are not linked in one story line, each chapter will be a different story. Enjoy
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013
Oh Perry by SkinnyLittleSlut reviews
Dr. Cox meets a patient who is convinced that he is in love with JD. Can he convince her otherwise or is she set in her opinion? OC. Read it. Now. ONESHOT.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Heaven, Hell and Purgatory by twilight mum69 reviews
One who is broken, another who is lost. When Carlisle and Edward meet one evening in Heaven, Hell and Purgatory their lives are never the same again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Play Hard by SweetStrawberryShortCake reviews
BDSM Universe two-shot. It's Harry's birthday and he plans on celebrating at his favorite club. he has steam to blow and he wants to blow it hard and fast. when he sets his sights on the Dom at the bar his mind is blown and his world is rocked, Dom!SNAPE/Sub!HARRY. implication of plain play, edge play, power exchange, and rough sex. Fully authorized by both Xanthe and Keira Marcos.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Prisonlock for lack of a better name by thesilencewearswestwood reviews
AU John Watson has been wrongly imprisoned, during his stay he makes an unlikely friend out of his snarky, smart arse of a cell mate; Sherlock Holmes. Eventual Johnlock. Possibly MorMor in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
ChrisxWesker 100 themes by Shadowheart17 reviews
A look at the little AU lives of Chris and Wesker told out in 100 themes. Ranges from romantic to sad and everything in between!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,516 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Chris R., A. Wesker - Complete
Keep Me Warm by NarcissisticNinny reviews
Surprisingly, Derek is there for Stiles when he needs him.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,454 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
What If - The poisonous couple by Kitkat1690 reviews
A/U, Starting from Pre-Mansion, Chris went to the RPD to get interviewed by the infamous, S.T.A.R.S Captain, Albert Wesker. What if Chris followed Albert in his path of self-destruction, what would have been the outcome? CxW, Yaoi, Chapter 5 is now online! Woohoo! By the way, this starts pretty slow. /Break, I am on a break, I need ideas for this/
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - A. Wesker, Chris R.
Classroom 221b by RissaCay reviews
AU John meets Sherlock as he struggles with the most pressing mystery of mankind: high school. Sherlock is the cohesively intriguing and insufferable misfit who, despite John's good judgement, becomes his one and only friend. Putting aside the school's speculations about them, the duo elect instead to inspect the mysterious murder of local rivaling schools. Fun, fluff, and romance.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,248 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
I Bet You by LeonKSpiderKitty reviews
This is a simple JakexLeon story since there isn't any out there. This was written as a gift. Enjoy
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Jake M., Leon S. K. - Complete
Submission by Rusty Halos reviews
Wherein Batman submits to Superman. Or, more accurately, Bruce submits to Clark. Shameless smut and PWP. Now also a part of my Superman/Batman Smut Table 70 prompt challenge. Slash.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
New Toy by Horror Cakes reviews
James and Pyramid get it on...if you don't like yaoi don't read. Its pretty hardcore.XF
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,613 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - James S., Pyramid Head
TeacherStudent by coockie8 reviews
Young Issun who is living alone whith his sexualy abusive grandfather,falls head over heels for his weird yet totally gorgueos History teacher, Waka. Takes place in modern times, possibly OOC, Rated for Language and Sexual themes. R&R. Full summary inside
Okami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Waka, Issun
The One Hiding in the Shadows by BadgerLALA reviews
Phantom of the opera themed story. 'John starts as the new opera doctor. He hears stories about a phantom that lives at the opera. One day he finds himself beneath the opera and soon face to face with the phantom himself…' S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
NineTenths by Dracoqueen22 reviews
In which the man who's faster than a speeding bullet is pretty slow on the uptake. Bruce corrects this problem the only way he knows how: by being smarter than the average bat. Superman/Batman.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,357 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Gentle Ghosts by StoneWingedAngel reviews
Sherlock and John may be dead, but they're far from gone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Cinder Boy by Boobunny60 reviews
John is forced to be a servant for his evil stepfather and stepsiblings. Prince Sherlock is being forced to get married and has three days to pick his bride. Who will he pick? John/Sherlock slash rating may go up. one talking mouse but I have good reason
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,322 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rated M by Mrs.VanchaMarch reviews
Sherlock and John realise their feelings for each other. Things seem very nice and domestic until Moriarty gets involved. Now that Sherlock is back, is John able to fix him?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,118 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
In Another World by TaiKaze reviews
"In another world, You'd be the perfect criminal!" "And you Lestrade, the perfect policeman!" S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Stockholm Virus by MzMisery reviews
Link is a good kid. He gets straight A's, respects his parents, has good friends, and even goes to church every Sunday. So why why why did one suave psychopath have swoop in, kidnap him and ruin everything? M for future violence and hints at sexual themes
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Dark Link, Link
Interrupted by empty blank reviews
Oh, but that's not the problem I have it's not even the fact I imprinted on a vampire, no not that either. It's the particular douchebag that I imprinted on. Edward Cullen. bella bashing, cussing, lemonnnnnnn slash m/m
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Dominance by LEMONedy reviews
Chris gets closer to Captain Wesker. Contains Yaoi, shounen ai, lemon, smut, boyxboy, what have you. Also light BDSM, or just normal BDSM, depending on who you are.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2011 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Anatomy by jacobluver113 reviews
Edward is attracted to a new boy in his anatomy class. He soon finds himself lusting after him. But he soon gets a whole new lesson on anatomy. And his teacher? None other than Jacob Black. SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Dormitory du Freak by Dragon Rhapsody reviews
AU. Darren is just a simple boy who got transferred into a mysterious all-boy dormitory with good-looking students and teachers. But who is he to worry? That school serves no harm, does it? Larten x Darren, Gannen x Steve., some Gavner/Kurda
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,449 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Doggie Style! by Pumpkin Head Jones reviews
Brian wakes up in the alleyway of some strange city--in a human body! And what's more, he's found and taken in by none other than Stewie--in adult form! And when sexual tension begins to mount, what's a poor dog to do? YAOI, LANGUAGE, LEMONS
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G.
Resident Evil: Alone on Christmas by SatiatedAgony reviews
The day everyone has been waiting for, for the most part, is fast approaching. Chris is eying his Captain more and more often as the day approaches, and Wesker can't help but to notice it.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R.
Untitled by DetoxAngel reviews
One day, as we were trying to have some lame attempt at a father-son dinnertime, he said to me, "I think I need to do something with my life." I blinked and glanced down. What should I have said? "I need to get a job." EXPLICIT. Rated M to the max.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,808 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Goku, Gohan - Complete
Chicken Soup for JD's Soul by Hikaru Koen reviews
Based on a dream I had. Slash. J.D. obsesses over the handsome Dr. Cox as all hell breaks loose over the hospital. A game of tag and chicken chunk hockey is all J.D. needs to motivate himself to talk to his crush Perry. Rated M for sexual situations.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Admiration by kwityerbeliaken reviews
Everybody knows that Ken adores Akihiko, but how extreme is that adoration? WARNING: Contains shota, yaoi, KenXAkihito oneshot. Also includes KenXShinjiro.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Ken A., Akihiko S., Shinjiro A. - Complete
In the Wake of Your Death by ShadowFoxx15 reviews
Claire makes Chris go to a shrink after Kiju, and the guy sure knows how to hit a nerve! He brings up Wesker, and Chris can't help but lash out at the mention of his old captain. WeskerXChris Rated T for only a kiss, and mild swearing.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Chris R., A. Wesker
F cked on the Floor by M. Monster reviews
He should have caught on by the drink names; A little Dick'll Do, Kiss on the Lips, Foreplay on Neutral Ground, Kiss Me Slow, Screaming Multiple Orgasms on the Beach, Cock'n'Balls, Naked on the Bathroom Floor, and F*cked on the Floor. Desmond/Shaun, smut
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Three Sides To Every Story by Racoda Moonshine reviews
Based on the romantic, heartbreaking and just plain dirty thoughts that I had all the way through playing this game! Secret feelings are discovered and acted upon in three completely different ways. Warning: Slash! KHxLD
Hotel Dusk: Room 215 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Louis D./Louie, Kyle H.
That Sexy Smirk by yunakitty reviews
KylexJeff. What could have happened in Chapter Five if Jeff had misunderstood Kyle? He offers the ex cop a little "bribe" to not turn him in. Yaoi, lemon. Very hot! Jeff goes back to the city with Kyle...can he convince him to "keep" him?
Hotel Dusk: Room 215 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Docta' Docta' by Rosette-Cullen reviews
An average human commodity of a doctor's visit turns into a bit more for Edward. Edward and Carlisle, Slash, M for graphic lemon and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Of Homes and Hearts by CinnyMon reviews
For Shaunti89. An early Valentines Day Fic. Wesker takes his relationship with Chris for granted. Chris doesn't mind though, he just wants Wesker to come home...Summary sucks.WeskerxChris. An AU Alternate Universe with OOC-ness, Smut, and Fluff galore.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Unbidden by sugaredkiwi reviews
Vergil does his Batman thing and swoops in, taking a kill of Dante's. Dante temper tantrums. Vergil mockingly coos how cute it is when Dante tries and fails. AU ONESHOT
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
The Gospel by havelocke reviews
He knows he cannot be saved. [roxas. sora.] incest. yaoi. au.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
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Legend of The diggers reviews
This is yaoi heheheh yes I perverted up this book! I actually loved this book(all of them) n my yaoi side kinda was like 'Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Will Henry would be a cute shota' n here this is! Will Henry is 16 in here though. Hmmmm I hope you enjoy please RRA and thanks for even reading the summuary!
Monstrumologist series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013
Big Bad Officer reviews
Cruz has been stuck with Eve, Gido and Blade since the start... will that be one of the best or worse things for the now 16 year old teen? Blade/Cruz as I promised! Please RRA and enjoy!(English isnt my first language sorry bout the spelling mistakes!)
Needless/ニードレス - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - A. Blade, Cruz/Yamada S.
Unknown Triangles reviews
Larton/Darren So I twisted a few things! Sew me(Kidding! Dont! I dont own any of this!) but yes, so sorry if your 1 of those perfect people! I aint perfect n proud! No sum, T for swearing(Cuz I can b****!) N please RRA n enjoy!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley, Evra Von
Something More reviews
More Supes/Bats! Bruce is just a collage goin kid, but he also happens to be Bruce Wayne, millionare child and heart throb! Course, his best friend, country boy Clark Kent doesnt see him like that... so what DOES he see him as? Whoo! Such a sucky summary! Bruces parents are still alive and M rated for smut n drinking! Hopefully I can finish this one! RRA and plz enjoy
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman
What if 2: Family Matters reviews
Sequel to 'What if'. Couples most likey going to be shown here; Wesker(but he's died!... or is he?)/Chris, Leon/Jake or Jake/Piers, One sided Piers/Chris and thats bout it so far. No sum cuz I cant think of one Please RRA and enjoy! Genres include; Some bits of humor, suspense, mystery and thats it! T for cusses!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Chris R., A. Wesker, Leon S. K., Jake M.
Different treaties reviews
Edward/Jacob & Jasper/Seth. I replaced chapter 9! Plez re-read! Rating may go up! Male preg(not gunna tell ya who ) Spelling errors(Sorry!) but I hope you enjoy and RRA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,918 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Edward, Jacob, Jasper, Seth
Stress reviews
Well, I mainly made this for Tevvy! He's is absoult-o-ly addicting to this show, and loves some yaoi himself so I though 'why not' :) I dont own anything! And Tevvy, I hope you come n visit me soon(or pick me up to hang out or I'll beat you down!), n joo like the book!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Lost & Found reviews
Hyde/Jeff yaoi. Takes place at Hotel Dusk, two years after everything. Bit of cross-dressing for chapter 4. hope ya'll like it, plz RRA and enjoy! M for sexy smut ;)
Hotel Dusk: Room 215 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Jeff D., Kyle H.
Obsessed reviews
L is slowly but surely becoming obsessed, can we say the same for Light? Light/L Hope you enjoy! Dunno what the 2 genre would be...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - L, Light Y.
World's Finest reviews
No sum... cuz I dunno how ' Superman/Batman rated T for a bit of grope-ness
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
What if? reviews
What if instead of Wesker as the bad guy it was Chris? Shitty sum Plz R&R M for some bad words, mentionings of sex, and Mpreg. Thanks to all my reveiwers, specially to Lazymonkeyninja! Done&Done! Ending chapter is up and thxs for reading! UPDATE!; I'm currently working on my sequel to 'What if' so keep a look out for it! 'Family Matters'
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,699 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
A twisted chase reviews
James/PH my first silent hill yaoi, I own Jin, Sora, Phoenix, Victor but not James, Alex, Cybil, Alissa ya know Silent Hill people. T for...ummm cussing and makin out Humor i guess n somthin else. RRA and enjoy!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Pyramid Head, James S.
Stuck with the changes reviews
Need a better tittle, Freddy/Jason, dont really have a sum sorry but please enjoy and RRA. M for a bit of naked groping n some dry humping ;)
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Freddy K., Jason V. - Complete
School Times reviews
A look into Gotham's School for Boys! T for cussing. Sorta Selina/Harvey Two Face , James Joker /Bruce Batman. I dont own Bruce, Nigma, Watchman, Selina, Ivy or the rest. I own Mike, Sherlock and Roxas tho plz RRA
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Only Me reviews
Chris/Wesker yaoi, Dont like, dont read. Jaz(Jasmine) my bestest friend n my sister from another (equally awesome) ninja, slept over(is still sleeping) and I heard her talkin in her sleep bout this idea. T for curses, 2 genre unknown
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2012 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Final Test reviews
Riddler has his final test in mind, will he finally win? Batman(Bruce)/Riddler(Edward) dunno what my 2 genre would be... anywho please enjoy & RRA DISCONTINUED! Sorry
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Riddler/E. Nigma - Complete
Normal things are EXTRA rare for Wesker reviews
There are a lot of things Chris considers rare for Wesker... Slash! C/W Dont like dont read RRA and enjoy Rating gone up for language Cant help it I'm a potty mouth ;
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - A. Wesker, Chris R.
New kid reviews
Dante and Vergil adopt Nero and his best friend/secert crush Sherlock Mason. But when things dont go the way he plans what happens? DISCONTINUED! Sorry '
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
With a face like that
Toby/Johnny 'nother small yaoi story from meh friend Jazz T cuz!
Catherine - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Jonathan A./Johnny, Tobias N./Toby - Complete
Human men
Small yaoi story by my friend Jazz K cuz the 'a' word. Fry/Bender/Zoidberg impiled, mainly Fry/Bender
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - P. Fry, Bender R. - Complete
Misunderstanding?
Small thing I wrote... Adam/Lawrance T for a bit of cussin ummm bit of gropin plz RRA
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Dr. Gordon, Adam F. - Complete
Nigma Pride reviews
I really dont have a sum...so umm Bruce/Edward Riddler uhhhhhhhh Romance, humor, inward thinking stuff M rated for a reason, obviously Mwahahahaha! Hope you enjoy!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Riddler/E. Nigma - Complete
Surprise, surprise! reviews
Heath/Stark yaoi rated m for next chapter Dont own pika pika pi! No sum ha!
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Heath L., J. Stark - Complete
Singing reviews
Dante/Nero yaoi dont like dont read! No sum ha! RRA and enjoy! All done!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Animals reviews
"Yes. My hands have been turned into paws, I have cat ears, and a tail. Anymore questions?" Sherlock/John yaoi dont like dont read, rating may go up ; Updated!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Our end began our beginning reviews
Huuuuuuuuuhhhhhh...really softy kinda roma antic T for language and huhhhhh oh right! Enjoy and RRA
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Chris R., A. Wesker - Complete
Burning reviews
Uhhhh hi! Yaoi duh ummmmm T cuz of languge and..no sum! HAHAHAHAHA But RRA!*runs away*
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
The Second reviews
Needless Anime based story, Chris/Wesker nothin mature yet,Wesker will be in the next chapter, rating might go up, I dont own anything pika pi...and enjoy DISCONTINUED! Sorry
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - A. Wesker, Chris R.
So bittersweet reviews
My first official song fic! Yaoi of course Chris/Wesker Enjoy!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2012 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
It's never ok reviews
In case this is ever found my name is Chris Redfield. I'm the best marksman at S.T.A.R.S and I'm gay as a rainbow tied in a bow. And I'm not so proud to be... C.R Slash! Starts off as a dairy entry. T for cussin in the next few chaps, RRA & enjoy!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
There are different levels of crazy reviews
After the Kijuju Incident Chis went a bit crazy...Will he ever sane the hell up? Is Wes really dead? and will Christian Slater ever re-find his career! DISCONTINUED!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
An enemy, a lover, a Blade reviews
GRRRRRR..Arclight/Blade yaoi. I DONT CARE! if you dont like it cuz you shouldnt be reading it. T cuz.
Needless/ニードレス - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2012 - A. Arclight, A. Blade - Complete
Never one to break traditions reviews
John has never been a man to break traditions
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
DrinkingHe doesnt drink reviews
Sherlock doesnt drink...right? Yaoi Sherlock/John Dont like blah blah!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nice hair! reviews
Vergil has got nice hair. But no credit to Dante..right? Dante/Vergil Dont own anything T for a bit of groping
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Texting makes everything faster reviews
Texting DOES make everything faster, doesnt it? t for language Sherlock/John I dont own anything sad to say!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two for one reviews
All done! This is the end. Hope you all enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it! Sherlock/John yaoi dont like dont read! M because I can and sadly dont own & request are being taken!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sure, blame Christmas reviews
Last chapter! There you go...RRA
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
5 and just that 1 reviews
5 ways John could shut Sherlock up and 1 time Sherlock found his own way to shut himself up. DOnt know where it came from but I liked it so plz RRA
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stuck reviews
Sherlock's stuck... Sherlock/John dont like dont read Dont own blah blah blah! RRA
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intwined Forever reviews
You know when your reborn you dont remember your past life? Well as many times as Link has been reborn the gods gave him his memory of his past lives...Crap sum dont own, yada yada yada, RRA & as always enjoy T for cussin!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Dark Link, Link - Complete
Together from the start
John as always been by Sherlock's side. From the life before to now. Crap sum Slash! RRA!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Impossible to keep secrets in this family huh? reviews
My first Jake/Ed slash so plz RRA! Dont like it dont read Dont own a thing sadly..enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Why not? reviews
Cop!Link/ Still FBI Leon Full Link/Leon dont like dont read! Done & done! Please RRA!
Crossover - Resident Evil & Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Leon S. K., Link - Complete
Amazing and brilliant
Two of the only words that fall from my lips each mintue I spend with the one and only Sherlock Holmes. The day we met and he read me like a bloody piece of paper was one of many. Big or small, long or short anything Sherlock does amazes me...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Old Fires,New Flames reviews
I've decided that the cheesy little ending I have is good enough! Enjoy!
Crossover - Resident Evil & Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Leon S. K., Link - Complete
Magpies For Sherlock reviews
Extra for 3's for a girl are up! Got any ideas? Tell me! If not thank you for reading,RRA and continue to enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What he says in his sleep reviews
Wesker talks in his sleep...more like moans. :3 What happens when Chris finds out? Yaoi! Chris/Wesker dont like dont read Crap sum T for bad words!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Chris R., A. Wesker - Complete
Asleep? reviews
Dark/Link fic! Yaoi dont like dont read. I've been thinkin bout adding a new chapter but I'm not sure. Please help me decide!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Dark Link, Link - Complete
My family
Small family fic. Sorry 'bout this but to make sense of this you would have to read Magpies for Sherlock. Sherlock/John as always!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
ACTION figures not dolls! reviews
It's one thing to joke about Chris's hair, or how he acts when he's drunk but NEVER mess with his dolls.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete