Doktor Al Meringue
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Joined 07-16-11, id: 3076895, Profile Updated: 05-03-12
Author has written 14 stories for Team Fortress 2, and Avengers.

Hey whoa, I actually updated this thing.


I'm Doktor Al Meringue, but I'm not really an actual doctor yet. I love all of you, even if I say I don't. I love all of the things I could do to you.

Yes. Yummy.

I write creepy fanfiction where cartoons fuck, because otherwise they wouldn't do it.

I have pairing preferences but the only ones I don't like are any with Pyro and Demoman. I'll read them, and sometimes they're awesome, but eh.

(I don't really play them in game, either.)

Um. Yeah. Enjoy, I guess. Still need that dispenser.

Thank God for the Mary Janes by Capitaine Pickle reviews
In which Peter has a serious Oedipus complex and keeps cockblocking the superhusbands. Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
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Stories Are Just Stories reviews
Sniper's silly stories are enough to get Scout riled up- but are they really just stories? I plan on writing at least one or two other chapters for it. Rated M for language and maybe possible smut.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,708 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Scout, Sniper
Puppy Love reviews
Drabble. For my beloved SilverEnderwolf HAPPY BIRTHDAY THIS MESSAGE IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE CAPS LOCK
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Medic - Complete
The Fourth of July reviews
So, Tony missed his birthday - so what? He shouldn't have expected anything from anybody, anyway. Somewhat inspired by the movie Magic Mike. Rated T for suggestive themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
One Brief Night reviews
Steve doesn't respond well to alcohol. Supposed to be humorous. Very short.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Hand Just Isn't Enough, Sometimes reviews
Release is a requirement on a field of war such as this. Drabble, really.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Heavy and Spy: A Short reviews
Medic has taken a leave and left Spy in charge. A little short with Heavy and Spy. Pointless and just for giggles.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Spy, Heavy - Complete
Welcome Home reviews
Scout comes home, and has an interesting encounter with his mother's friends.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Scout - Complete
Engineer's Warning reviews
Told from Engie's point of view. First shot at writing something dark. Rape, language, bondage.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Engineer, Spy - Complete
The Sun Rises, the Sun Falls reviews
It isn't often that the men get to appreciate things aside from ammo crates and headshots.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Scout, Sniper - Complete
A Medic's Work is Never Done reviews
Sometimes people come to the Medic with absurd problems. Medic isn't always happy to help- and he probably wouldn't, if it wasn't his job. Not sure if I'm going to write more for it.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Medic, Engineer
Everyone Needs Time to Themselves reviews
Engineer and Soldier have a very intimate moment. Yaoi. Rated M for a reason.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Engineer, Soldier - Complete
English is a Tricky Language reviews
Heavy and Scout have a short discussion about the words used for male genitalia. Rated M for language and heavily implied yaoi.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Heavy, Scout - Complete
Early Morning Spy Encounters reviews
A short little moment between Spy and Engie. Rated T for language, but it's pretty safe.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Spy, Engineer - Complete
Damn Sniper reviews
Yaoi smut, RED Sniper/BLU Spy. Sniper and Spy never were on the best of terms. Very ramble-y and no solid reason for Sniper's actions, but I gave it my best. First fanfic ever. Woo.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sniper, Spy - Complete