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Joined 07-16-11, id: 3077095, Profile Updated: 06-01-13
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

Hello general population of the world. I am fairly new to writing fan-fiction; so, I hope my stories don't make you wish to claw your eyes out. Enjoy.

A little snippet of who I am:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I HAVE NO MYSPACE so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think I'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser.
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fd up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver.
I act CRAZY so I must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm British, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed druggie/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society English.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a geek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so I MUST be heartless.

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Slughorn's Sanitarium for Troubled Boys by MelloPie reviews
AU - Rated M for later chapters. Sirius is sent to a mental institution after the ultimate prank on his parents fails. Here he meets Remus, a strange boy accused of murder. Can Sirius solve the mystery and save Lupin's life? And will Remus let him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,259 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/23 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Marriage and University by fantasybean reviews
Husbands, John and Sherlock, start their University courses and life together in London, how will they deal with being away from their family, making new friends and maybe even some enemies (this is Sherlock Holmes, he isn't the best with people now, is he?). Sequel of 'To be so young and in love'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 92,933 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 10/19 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just a Rose on a Star by Road of Ruin reviews
It wouldn't be the first time Tony Stark had flirted with death. But no matter what the others said, reading stories to the quarantined God of Mischief was definitely one of his better ideas. FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,195 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Second Chance Encounter by FebruaryAquarian reviews
Harry and Lily survive Voldemort's attack. Lily goes somewhere she thinks will be safe and runs into someone familiar and the last person she would expect: Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 213,148 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
In Sunlight by Khilari reviews
Thor is recently and happily married to Sif, but when Odin's sworn brother returns to Asgard both of them are drawn to him by an attraction they can't admit. Thor/Sif, Loki/Sif, Thor/Loki/Sif. Contains adultery.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Hitori by katiesparks reviews
Hitori: One alone. Futari: Two together. Fact: They were twins. Fact: They were not both Hikaru. Fact: That which was not Hikaru was Kaoru. Fiction: They were both there.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Letters in the Dead of Night by Queen of the Castle reviews
It was lucky that Bathilda had found that particular letter. The correspondence that followed had been far less innocent. Dumbledore/Grindelwald slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Perfect by XSilverXWingedXAssassinX reviews
When Malik has doubts about himself and his relationship, who is there to comfort him? None other than the Master Assassin himself. AU AltairXMalik Rated M for language and implied sexual relations.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
6 Hours by Shuichi Saito reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Magnus and Alec were to swap bodies? What will they get up to? Will Magnus be able to fool Isabelle, Clary and Jace? MALEC and CLACE Humour
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Lost by LionshadeSC reviews
The daughter of the Chosen One gets lost going on her way to her first class at Hogwarts. An old friend comes to help her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Lily Luna P., Severus S. - Complete
Alone by Squisane reviews
Whether we choose to accept it or not, tragedy is what molds us, love is what will break us, and a feeling of inadequacy fuels our motivation. A look at an event from Severus Snape's childhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Albus Severus Potter by Death-Of-The-Pensieve reviews
Albus Severus Potter goes to Headmistress McGonagall's office, finding more than he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
I Show Not Your Face by adaon45 reviews
My version of Snape looking into the Mirror of Erised, December 1991.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Anything But That by Chloe Winchester reviews
Why that word? Why did Magnus have to use that word? Anything but that... Malec LEMON! Rated M for lemony goodness FLUFF ScaredEmotionallyHurt!Alec ComfortingConcerned!Magnus
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Letters in the Dust by Steelsheen reviews
Romeo and Juliet fic, Mercutio x Benvolio slash, oneshot. Mercutio looked at the ground. He had been tracing Benvolio’s name in the dust, the same letters over and over and over until they stood out...
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
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Even Though reviews
Blaine walks into Warbler practice with a guitar. Whatever could he be planning? Set before Kurt and Blaine get together. Sorry for the fail at this summary. : R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Journey to Paradise reviews
Severus Snape is dead and looks forward to finally seeing Lily again, but his assumptions are wrong. Instead of Lily, he meets the 4 men who made his life horrid, and now they have to complete a task before they can reach paradise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Severus S.
Severus' Turn reviews
Severus finally gets back at the Marauders. Reviews would be "totally awesome."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
A Night of Grief reviews
Severus Snape finds the destroyed house of Lily and James Potter. takes place the night Lily and James were murdered Rated for suicidal thoughts and character death. Please R&R my 1st fan-ficion!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Severus S. - Complete