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Joined 07-17-11, id: 3077232, Profile Updated: 09-04-11
Author has written 2 stories for Big Time Rush.

Just an aspiring writer. who somewhat wants to take a course in fine arts but is too afraid to tell her friggin' parents 'bout it! Well i love heights and is wierdly somewhat afraid of them, I am a complete monster when it comes to eating, though I am sooooo not fat OK... bo offense to chubs out there i love you guys... in a word i am a friggin' AWKWARD person... but thats the reason people love me! hahahahhahah but well i am a big fan of big time rush but DEFENETLY does not have a crush on any of them! ... hope you guys love my stories... :)

Gotta looove big time rush!


3 years old - "i love you, mommy"

10 years old - "whatever, mom"

16 years old - "mom's annoying" 18 years old - "i wish i had a different mother"

25 years old - "mommy was right''

30 years old - "i want to see how mom's doing"

50 years old - "i don't want to lose mom"

70 years old - "i would give up everything to have my mom here with me"
SHE'S THE ONLY ONE IN THIS WORLD. POST THIS ON YOUR WALL IF YOU APPRECIATE AND LOVE YOUR MOTHER :)


Fandom Survey: BIG TIME RUSH

Favorite character: Logan and Kendall
Least Favorite character: Jo
Character with the best hair: James
Character with the best eyes: Kendall (Green eyes are GORGOEUS.)
Character I'd most like to kiss: Logan/ Kendall
Character I'd most want to hug: Carlos
Character I'd make lunch for: Carlos
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Logan
Character I'd go shopping with: James
Character I'd go dancing with: Carlos Character I'd take over the world with: Carlos (Who wouldn't wanna take over the world with a crazy dude?)
Character I'd most want to cosplay as: Camille Favorite Pairing: Logan and James
Favorite relationship: Gustavo and Kelly


Best Quotes Of Big Time Rush

From BIG TIME TERROR

Gustavo: "What do you dogs do on sunny Saturdays?"
Carlos: "Well, I'm going ghost hunting to prove to La-hogan that the Palmwoods ghost is real."
Logan: "And I'm going with him, to prove that there are no ghosts. And I'd ask you to join us, but, I don't want to."

Carlos talking to the camera: "Now, we run the lobby cam 24/7 for evidence of ghostly activi-tay! Umph!"
Logan pushes Carlos out of the way. "Day one, three minutes into the investigation, paranormal prognosis: Carlos is stupid."
After Bitters explains the situation to complaining residents, Logan says to the camera: "It's 2:03, and there are no such thing as ghosts. And Carlos is still stupid."


I spend hours reading and writing when i should be doing homework copy and past this on you profile if this is true

If you have the Skill to fall over a flat surface and Fall up the Stairs. =D

Saying Random things when your Half asleep. =D DONT BE ASHAMED OF WRITING IF IT IS WHO YOU ARE

LOUD AND PROUD BIG TIME RUSH FAN

I love my friends.

I don't care if there on Nick and its a "Kids program" I LIKE THEM... there songs are catchy They obviously have talent they are cute what is not to like.

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I posted this because I believe in Jesus

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!


It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile. P.S.-Who doesn't? Oh yeah that's right NOBODY!

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey,Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, Kendall Knight, Boysboysboys love em,SexyKendall2011

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer,copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile (Tee hee I'm doing that right now! Shhhh It's a secret)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think writer's block is evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

If your a choc aholic, talk aholic or a shop aholic, then copy and post this into your profile!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you plan on becoming famous copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of teenage girls would have a heart attack if Miley Cyrus was on the edge of a reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllly high bridge about to jump. 5 percent would scream "JUMP BITCH JUMP!" 3 percent would just shove her off the bridge. If you are in the 5 percent or 3 percent copy and paste this on your profile!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile


WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.


Funny Quotes And Random Things:
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
-The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- I dream of a perfect world were a chicken can cross the road without its motives questioned.
-No im not weird i'm just not normal
-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
-I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep.
-I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
-Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips...
-The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
-A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
-I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
-Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
-If at first you do succced, try not to look too astonished.
-Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
-The cops never find it as funny as you do.
Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!
-I ran with scissors - and lived!
-Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?.
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers.
-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
-He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
-When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
-Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
-I see regular people! Run for your lives!
-Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
-A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.
-If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
-You say physco like it's a bad thing...
-He Said: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it." She Said: "You wear pants don't you?"
-People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down stairs.
-I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
-Cute but psycho - things even out.
-Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!
-I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
-I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
-I intend to live forever...so far so good.
-Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.
-You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
-I am not weird... just plotting.
-I'm a paranoid schizophrenic...or so THEY say...
-I don't obsess! I think intensely!
-I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
-From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
-Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.
-"Let's eat Grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, Grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if you're a girl that would say stuff like that, then post this on your profile

Found this on hendersoncrew18's profile:

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run my little retarded friend, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!


If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.


What Kisses Mean:

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you


PLEASE READ & SUPPORT IT BY COPY & PASTING IT ON YOUR PAGE!

If you love all kinds of dragons, including the evil ones that destroy cities, towns, livestock, and people, then copy and paste this to your profile and join the club.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. (When am I not?)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...).Uya Comaru (Bunnie and Wolfy are my loves). Velgamidragon (Eee, Snowy!). lovenyami (just about all my stuffed animals. i love them all =D). xXxDragonxPhoenixXx (hides in closet and huges stuffed dragon). Boyboysboys love em (Spotty my valentines day puppy), HendersonCrew18 (my stuffed cow name bell)

that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it; you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D ;3

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list.

My Name- What's yours?

A=Hot

B=Kind hearted

C=Great friend

D=Great lover

E=Sexy

F=Cute

G=Cool

H= Girly

I=Imaginative

J=Easy to fall in love with

K= Loveable

L=Funny

M=Adorable

N= Beautiful

O=Loves a lot of people

P=Friendly

Q=Popular

R=Talented

S=Honey Bunny

T=Memorable

U=Gossiper

V=Groovy

W=Smiles a lot

X=Popular with boys

Y=Voice of an angel

Z=Natural beauty

So what's mine?

N- beautiful

I- imaginative

C- great friend

O- loves alot of people

L- funny

E- sexy

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Tori

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Nicizzle (Nice!)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Blackleoperd (DUDE! This is awsome!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Rose Lex

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Lazniory (KInda nice...)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Redwater (Mhmm)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Izroopsp (Okaaay?...)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Consuelo (What? I'm somewhat hispanic.)

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black kristell. (HMMM...NICE)


DO YOU

Play an instrument?: yeah

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: nuhu

Have a job?: nope

Have a cell phone?: yes

Like to play sports?: yes

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no

Have a crush on someone?: luckily, no

Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: nope

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: exactly 5

Have any special talents/skills?: singing, writing, dancing, and acting

Exercise daily?: mhm

Like school?: sometimes

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?: yes

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: no

Speak any other languages?: english, filipino and a wee bit of spanish.

Go a day without food?: no I need food

Remember your dreams: annoyingly no :(

Read music, not just tabs?: kinda

Roll your tongue?: yes

Eat a whole pizza?: yes

HAVE YOU EVER

Won something in the lottery?: nope

Snuck out of the house?: nope

Lied to get out of trouble?: yes

Had a computer crash?: no

Gotten lost in your city?: yes

Seen a shooting star?: nope

Been to any other countries?: singapore, hongkong and some more

Had a serious surgery?: no

Stolen something important to someone else?: not that i can remember

Solved a rubiks cube?:f*kin hell no

Gone out in public in your pajamas?: once or twice

Cried over a girl?: neva, of something that I don't know of.

Cried over a boy?: HELL NO!

Kissed a random stranger?: nope

Hugged a random stranger?: no

Been in a fist fight?: kinda

Been arrested?:nope

Done drugs?: hell no

Had alcohol?: A little wine and a little bit of beer

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: yeah

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: HELL YEAH!

Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Maybe

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: kinda

Swore at your parents?: sorta

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: oh yeah

Been to a casino?: somewhat

Ran over an animal and killed it?: No I can't even drive yet

Broken a bone?: yes an arm

Gotten stitches?: not that I can remember.

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: nope

Made homemade muffins?: sorta

Bitten someone?: yes many times

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: ya think?

Burped in someone's face?: no.

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU

Brushed your teeth: this morning

Cried: a month ago

Went to the bathroom: at school

Saw a movie in a theatre: just yesterday

Read a book: today

Had a snow day: January

Had a party: just a month ago

Went to a doctor: months ago

Tripped in front of someone: cannot remember

Went to the grocery store: yesterday

Got sick: somewhere this month

Got cursed: can't remember

Called someone: earlier

DO YOU PREFER

Fruit/vegetables: fruit

Black/white: black

Lights on/lights off: lights off

TV/movie: TV

Body spray/lotion: lotion

Cash/cheque: cash

Pillows/blankets: pillows

Headache/stomach ache: stomach ache

Paint/charcoal: paint

Chinese food/Mexican food:mexican food

Summer/winter: summer

Snow/rain: rain

Fog/misty: fog

Rock/rap: rap

Meat/vegetarian: meat

Chocolate/vanilla:choclate

Sprinkles/icing: icing

Cake/pie: pie

Strawberries/blueberries: strawberries

Ocean/swimming pool: both

Cookies/muffins: cookies

Wallet/pocket:pocket

Window/door: window

james maslow/hutch dano: James Maslow (la duh)

Pink/purple: purple

Cat/dog: dog

Long sleeve/short sleeve:short sleeve

Pants/shorts: pants

Winter break/spring break: spring

Spring/autumn: Spring

Clouds/clear sky:clear sky


\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
(+'.'+) IF YOU HATE
(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗If you like to laugh!

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you""

--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

I don't want Prince Charming.
I want the guy who probably got kicked out of the castle.
The one who knows exactly what to say to me and always
says everything he wants to. The one who'll sneak up behind
me and grab my waist, because he knows I'll probably
scream like a freak and try swatting him away.
The one who I could spend a whole day arguing with.
The one who doesn't mind when I'm in a mood, he'll just
tease me even more and piss me off until I finally crack a smile.
The guy who'd do anything to see me happy;
who wouldn't mind holding my hand but would
still randomly tackle me to the ground and tickle me.
The type of guy who'd text me in the middle of the day
just to remind me that he loved me. The one who would
probably never bring me flowers, but who wouldn't
mind dancing in the middle of the park and belting out
a song for me. He wouldn't back down from a fight
and would carry on arguing with me until we both
end up laughing like idiots. A guy who would buy me a
huge slab of my favourite chocolate everytime I moan about my weight.
The one who would listen to my endless stories about
my day, wishes and pointless ideas - who'd tease me
but never laugh at my dreams. The one who
would look at me and tell me that I have pretty eyes,
or hug me when I'm too upset to talk.
The guy who would act like a total weirdo
infront of a crowd and make everyone laugh easily.
The guy that isn't perfect, instead he'd be far from it.
He'd be infuriating, cynical, temperamental and
sometimes even moodier than me -
But who would never take advantage of my love.


Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watchyou sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing he says is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an atic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one is around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quite but thinking
"God why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly bargded in
everything was as quite as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof.


(I didn't like this. i had goose bumps as i read it.)

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die


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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read, that put it in your profile.

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Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted


Best Quotes Of Big Time Rush

From BIG TIME TERROR

Gustavo: "What do you dogs do on sunny Saturdays?"
Carlos: "Well, I'm going ghost hunting to prove to La-hogan that the Palmwoods ghost is real."
Logan: "And I'm going with him, to prove that there are no ghosts. And I'd ask you to join us, but, I don't want to."

Carlos talking to the camera: "Now, we run the lobby cam 24/7 for evidence of ghostly activi-tay! Umph!"
Logan pushes Carlos out of the way. "Day one, three minutes into the investigation, paranormal prognosis: Carlos is stupid."
After Bitters explains the situation to complaining residents, Logan says to the camera: "It's 2:03, and there are no such thing as ghosts. And Carlos is still stupid."

Gustavo: "I can see why you guys love that pool. But I'm surprised you don't have more friends."
James: "Yeah, they all washed away!"

Kendall: "I cannot believe we can't get rid of Gustavo!"
Logan: "Well, I can't believe we can't get rid of a ghost!"
Kendall and James giving Logan a questioning look: "You believe in ghosts?"
Logan: "I believe in the doo-doos in my pants."
Carlos looks down at Logan's pants.

James: He snores all night, scares away sunblock girl, and now, Oatmeal Face?"
He stares into a pocket mirror. "Which is actually good for my complexion..."

James and Kendall to Gustavo: "Please don't stay another moment, we don't wanna hear more words spoken, walk out through the door, oh, look, IT'S OPEN! And you snore in the dark, and it's freaking us out."
James: "Bad, right?"

From BIG TIME MANSION

Gustavo, stepping in front of Logan: "Fourth, Do not TOUCH my Peruvian hairless cat, Monty."
Logan: "Ooh, I love cats!"
Gustavo: "DON'T TOUCH HIM!"
Logan: "I don't even like cats..."

Kendall: "But mom, I'm sixteen."
Logan: "Together, we're sixty-four. That's older than you.
Ms. Knight blinks.
Logan:
"I mean, that is older than you, isn't it?"
Ms. Knight glares at Logan and turns his head toward his dinner. "EAT."

James glaring at Carlos: "Dude! You knocked over my chocolate milk!"
Carlos shoves his chicken nugget in his mouth and chews loudly, squatting on his haunches on the chair. "Nam, nam, nam, nam!"
James gives a battle cry and tackles Carlos to the floor.
Katie and Logan reach over and take their extra chicken nuggets.

Kendall: "Why do you think Gustavo locks his fridge?'
James: "I bet he keeps his heart in there."
Logan: "Or his victims."
Carlos: "Or food!"

Monty jumps on the couch.
Logan:
"Whoa! W-What is that thing?"
Kendall: "That must be his cat!"

Carlos: "The alligator's loose! The alligator's loose!"
Logan: "Why is there an alligator...heh..." Logan faints.
Kendall: "
Grab him! Let's go!"
They all grab Logan, Carlos by his belt, and throw him over their shoulders.

James: "FBI! Help! My hair is limp and lifeless!"
Dial tone buzzes.
He holds his phone up, looking for service. "Hello? Hellooo?"

Logan: "Don't worry! I can fix this!"
James: "I knew the smart one would come through! Whatcha got?"
Logan: "There's a four am flight to Bolivia. We get there, change our names, raise alpacas."

From BIG TIME PROM KING

Kendall: It's not like he's in the CIA..."
Jo gives a sheepish smile.
Kendall's eyes bug out.
"Your dad's in the CIA?"
Jo: "I didn't say that! I'm not allowed..."

Gustavo: "And the Prom King and Queen is Logan and...Jamie..?"
James and Logan wave sheepishly. Logan: "Well, you're not prom king, but you are—"
James: "DON'T say it."

BIG TIME PHOTO SHOOT

Kendall: "Camille, get ready for a twisted tale of adventure, danger, and nail-biting suspense."
He spits a tooth into his hand. "Hey, my tooth came out."
Carlos: "Oh, wait..." He takes it and inspects it. "That's mine." He throws it back into his mouth.
The boys groan.

From BIG TIME PARTY

James: "We're the Super Hollywood Party Kings of Hollywood! WHOOP WHOOP!"
Logan: "You said Hollywood twice."
James: "You bet I did."

From BIG TIME GIRLFRIENDS

Logan: "You and James kissed?"
James: "Look at the bright side; now you don't need new toothbrush!"

Sasha: "Another thing! I hate corndogs!"
Carlos: "Yeah, this isn't gonna work out..."

From BIG TIME MOMS

James sucks in a breath. "Ooh, yeah...You don't tell my mom no!"

Kendall: "Me, Carlos and Hortence are here to see James"
Ms. Diamond: "I don't like the name Hortence. Call him Logan from now on."

From BIG TIME LIVE

James slaps Logan in the face as they peek out from the costume rack.
James:
"Number eleven, slap a pharaoh!"

BIG TIME DEMOS

Kendall: "What's the one thing we've learned since we've been in LA?"
James: "That black is the new black."
Logan: "That if you drink cold milk on a hot day, you die."
Carlos: "That every time you leave your house, your toys come alive!"

James: "Yeah! How could you pick THEM over ME?"
Mercades: "Because I never date anyone prettier than me."
James: "I'm better now."

BIG TIME BAD BOY

Logan: "Wayne-Wayne is a total fraud!"
James: "And he wants to kick Kendall out of the band!"
Gustavo: "Really? I would've bet on Logan."
Logan lets out a nervous laugh. "Well, you would have lost!"


-Enter random stuff below here-

"Aww, It likes me!"

"I love this show"

"He's gettin' eaten by a shark"

"I loveded you piggy, I loveded you"

"To make room for the tuna"

"It's got chicken legs"

“Where are my walnuts?”

“Yay! I’m gonna be sick!”

“Can I be a mongoose dog?”

"But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode, That happens to me sometimes!"

"Aw, Somebody needs a hug"

"Why is his head so big?, Why is his head so big?"

"The plug thingy, It's not plugged."

"Hi Floor! Make me a sandwich."

"It's got chicken legs..."

"I'm dancin' like a monkey"

"Yay!!!!Brains!!!!!!!"

"Me and the squirrel are friends!"

"Your friend's in the window..."

"I saw a squirrel, he was doin' like this..."

"I'm gonna' sing the doom song now.. Doom...Doom..."

"I'm gonna roll around the floor a bit, k?"

"I gotta' go pig. I'll see ya' later."

"I must have them or I'll explode. That happens to me sometimes..."

"Yes...Wait a minute...No."

"I was a chubby lady hiding in the bushes."

"Then the squirrel ate Dib's greasy head."

"I wanna be a mongoose, Can I be a mongoose dog?"

"I miss you cupcake."

"Let's make biscuits. Let's make biscuits.."

"Aww...I wanted to esplode.."

"Taco. Taco. Taco."

"I got chocolate bubblegum."

"Moosey fate..."

"Meow."

"I love the little tacos. I love them good."

"What's this do? What's that do?"

"Where's my mouth?"

"No wait-come back. I need stuff."

"Oh-yeah..."

"I'm making the cake."

"Leprechauns."

"Yay-I'm gonna' be sick!"

"Aww, your little robot boy's broken..."

"I'm runnin'-I'm runnin', I'm naked, And I'm Runnin'."

"You say weird like its a bad thing."

"I don't wanna behaaave and I'm don't wanna live up to your ssstandards."

"Let's go to my room pig!"

- All of those are Gir quotes. If you don't know who Gir is you might be dumber a barrel full of dumbies and rocks...

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. If you agree copy/paste this onto your profile.

1- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

2- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

4- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

5- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

6- When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

7- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

8- If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

9 - A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

10 - Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.


Fun things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


This shows that faith in god can save you.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a line up to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re-post it?

Jen was a college student at a university in Texas. This was no small school, and, at night, the spaces were allmost completely empty, because students had to drive across campus. Recently, there had been numerous rapings of random students. The cops had been searching for the culprits for months, but had so few leads it wasn't even funny. Not that it would be anyway. So, Jen had to go to the library to get a book neccessary for class, but it was late, and she didn't want to go. She decided that she'd probably be safe if she hurried, so she went. When she arrived at the library, the parking lot was full, and her car was one of at least four dozen. However, by the time she had finished, hers was the only one left. Except for the large truck next to it- exactly like the one that had been seen near almost every crime scene. She was scared to go out, and tried to find some other alternative, but there was none. She had to wing it. She said a quick prayer and set out, running to get to her car. She could've sworn there was movement in the truck, as if someone was about to open the door then changed their minds, but blamed it on nerves. She went home safely that night.

The next day, she went back to her dorm, coming from her early class to find that the culprit had been caught trying to molest another student shortly after her leaving the library. At the library. The culprit admitted he was going attack her, but stopped. When asked why, his response was: "As I was about to get out of my car, she left the building with some guy I hadn't seen before, but he was big, and had his arm around her. If I was going to go at her, I would've had to have a death wish."


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Pressure by iska-omori reviews
Jesse is pressured into doing absurd things by a group of girls just so she can be thier friend. Little does she know that meeting Kendall during a 'test' from the posse will change her highschool experience forever. KendallxOC M for sexual situations.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Kendall
When Worlds Reunite by Finders Keepers reviews
Sequel to When World Collide! After Kendall goes on tour with BTR Echo is left heartbroken and forced to rebuild her life, like how she was before she met Kendall and the guys. But absence makes the heart grow fonder, right? Nothing is as it seems.OC R&R
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,210 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Kendall, James
Running with Motivation by StainedRosePetal reviews
After Emma and Kallie escape their past they head out to LA to start fresh. After they meet the boys of Big Time Rush, life becomes enjoyable. But fate is not always so kind and the girls must lean on their new friends when their past haunts them.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,339 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - James
When Worlds Collide by Finders Keepers reviews
First time I met him I hit him in the balls next thing I know Im in 2J, spending a week with BTR and Im the girl who hates everything about them so this is not my idea of fun. Neither is being basically raped by him but you can't rape the willing. R&R! OC
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 263,472 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kendall - Complete
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Friends With Benefits reviews
They agreed to be friends with benefits. No emotions, no guilt and especially no love... Just sex... Things will turn out alright... Right?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,160 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Logan
Unexpected greetings reviews
The guys don't know what's coming for them after a simple pizza delivery for Carlos. Lemon! My first chapter story. OCs.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,895 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011