Death By Tea Cozy
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Joined 07-17-11, id: 3077757, Profile Updated: 11-10-13
Author has written 1 story for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Penguins of Madagascar.

So I'm Death By Tea Cozy. Quite new to writing fanfiction, considering that I have been writing original fiction for more than half my life.

I can also be found under the same pen name on but if you like my fanfiction then you will not like my original fiction, trust me. You can find me on deviantArt here: where I have posted some Doctor Who fanart but nothing related to my fanfiction.

I write in English in order to improve my English skills, so constructive criticism is always welcome as long as I'm told what I'm doing wrong instead of just being told that I made a mistake. By the way, FFN messes up the formatting of all chapters I post, so please forgive me for that, I simply cannot find a sollution.

I've got a lot of ideas and stories waiting to be published here on FFN, but I have a policy of only letting people read something I am sure will be finished. That accounts for my original fiction too. So when I finally post something I will be sure to finish it. Nothing's more frustrating than reading a good story to see it be discontinued, so I've decided not to ever do that. Right now I have a Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Penguins of Madagscar x-over in the works. But don't expect that everything I write will be related or the same genre. If it should happen that I cannot update the story as fast as I would like to I won't put u the Hellephant footnote again, I am never going to discontinue this story, it should be clear to people by now.

I love x-overs. If you're writing a good x-over or know of one, then tell me. Please!

By the way, I'd like people to answer this question: How do you kill someone with a tea cozy? I've got an answer of my own, but I'd like to know what others think. Yeah, I've got a weird sense of humor. By the way: the risk of death by tea cozy is 1:20 billion.

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Hostis Humani Generis by lalunaticscribe reviews
Just as there is more than one way through YGGDRASIL, as there can be more things under heaven and earth that can be dreamt of. Just as there can be a grave of monsters, so can there be a fleet of monsters, setting out to become the enemy of mankind. This is the fleet log of the Admiralty of Hostis Humani Generis. OCSI, AR.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 158,123 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 10/5/2015
A wand for Steven by ShayneT reviews
Passing through the Veil to a world not his own, Steven Universe finds himself in a world of wizards, where he is forced to learn a different kind of magic to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 87 - Words: 153,113 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Steven U. - Complete
Steven's Tale by Teodyssey reviews
A run-in with a corrupted Gem causes Steven to be pushed out of a warp stream and in the Underground. Fear and flowers causes the young gem lose the warp pad in the darkness. In a strange new world without the gems Steven must find some way to return home or die trying. A Spoiler Heavy Steven Universe/Undertale Crossover NaNoWriMo! 50K words and beyond.
Crossover - Steven Universe & Undertale - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,539 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Steven U.
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Furtivamente! by Araine reviews
Thieves, heists, detectives, mafia, immortality, and alchemy, are all unleashed when thieves Isaac and Miria travel from New York to Tokyo and decide to steal Tokyo Tower!
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,107 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - M. Sera, Isaac D.
Russia in the House MD by Wednesday1990 reviews
Russia is in Princeton for a world meeting, and he collapses in front of Wilson. Sounds like a case for Dr. House! No pairings.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,100 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - G. House, Russia - Complete
Hasta La Vista And Thanks For All The Fish reviews
The Earth is sceduled for Demolition and all the dolphins have mysteriously disappeared. What are the Penguins to do? Knowledge of both fandoms is recommended.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 1/11/2012