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Author has written 8 stories for Vampire Academy, and Vampire Diaries.
A bit about me:
I am 15 and a sophomore in high school.
I absolutely love TVD, reading, and writing.
I live in the desert and it is so hot; I hate it.
Books I like: Twilight, New moon, Eclipse, Breaking dawn, Vampire academy, Frostbite, Shadow kissed, Blood promise, Spirit bound, Last sacrifice, Bloodlines, The golden lily, The Indigo spell, Night world 1, Night school, Blue bloods, The princess bride, Pride and prejudice, The vampire hunters daughter 1-4, Twelfth night, Dark Visions, thirst, Hush hush
Favorite TV shows: The vampire diaries (DAMON!!), Whose line is it anyway, Pretty Little Liars, Secret Circle, the Originals, Perfect Score
Favorite Pairings: TVD/The Originals- Klaroline!, Stelena and Delena (can't decide), Camile/Marcel, Mabeckah; VA/Bloodlines- Romitri, Sydrian, Lissa/Christian; Dark Visions- Gabe/Kaitlyn; Hush, hush- Patch/Nora; Secrect Circle- Cassie/Adam, Jake/Faye
Favorite authors: Richelle Mead, Stephanie Meyers, Jennifer Malone Wright, William Goldman, LJ Smith
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
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You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book
Being mature is overrated.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)
If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.
People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.
If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Vampire Academy series, copy and paste this in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile
If you have ever walked into the men's toilets instead of the ladies or vice versa, paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
Anyone giving away a knight in shining armor? Mine turned out to be a loser in tin foil.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.
If I was staring at him, then I looked away when he looked at me, he had to be looking at me to see me looking at him. So he was essentially staring at me staring at him... right?
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
You know you live in 2011 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a oven.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards ever.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name online anywhere.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the SKY box.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job (because he or he is a lazy douche).
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends (except those few who don't knows about the online would).
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scan back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
if you wish you could go to a vampire academy like rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile
-if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile
-if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this
-if vampires are real, post it
-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!
-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire, put this in your profile.
If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile
If you want to be a guardian, post this on your profile
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completly in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
Favorite Vampire Diaires Quotes:
"Girls can't resist my sense of style, my good looks, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift." - Damon Salvatore
"Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever." - Damon Salvatore
"It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud." - Damon Salvatore
"Ugh. Who is this guy? Safari Sam?" - Klaus in Alaric's body
"Yes, I'm a little behind on the times, but I believe the term you're searching for is...OMG." - Elijah
Caroline: "Why don't you sparkle?" Damon:" Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun"
If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it. - Damon
Here's one. .. March 12, 1922. I've blacked out days, I wake up in strangers blood at places I don't recognize with women I don't remember.. I'M SHOCKED! Stefan's not a virgin!? - DAMON
What's so special about this Bella girl, Edward is so whipped. - Damon
Why are you looking at him with your Serious Vampire look? It's different from your Worried Vampire look. Neither of witch strays to far from your Hey-It's-Tuesday-look. -Caroline
Stefan Smiles... Alert the Media! - Damon
Damon: You successfully cured him of anything that was interesting about his personality. Elena: Don't forget, you helped me. Damon: I hate myself.
I have to pee , wait , why do I have to pee I thought I was dead. - Vicki
STEFAN: uhmm..maybe they're ninja turtles. DAMON: you're not funny, no comedic timing at all.
"So we can have dinner together or I could reach for your throats and... pull out your insides.. The choice is yours." - Klaus
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