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Joined 07-17-11, id: 3079392, Profile Updated: 08-25-13
Author has written 3 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Harry Potter.

BASICS :3

Name: Kara

Age: 19

Gender: female

Orientation: lesbian

House: Slytherin

Patronus: pigmy owl


FAVORITES

Music: Anything that isn't boring ... specific, aren't I?

Song: Drink - Cassie Steele

Color: Green

TV show: House MD, Covert Affairs, Degrassi, America's Next Top Model, Law & Order: SVU, Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, Avatar, Spongebob, Haven, Alphas

Movies: anything Tim Burton, anything with Alan Rickman in it, anything with Cillian Murphy, Beastly, 10th Kingdom

Food: anything Italian, anything spicy, and fresh salads

Number: 42

Drink: Diet Dr. Pepper

Animal: giraffe

Pizza topping: cheese and lots of it

Season: spring

Month: April

Holiday: Halloween

Flowers: water lilies


This or That

Sunny or rainy: sunny

Chocolate or vanilla: depends on my mood ...

Fruit or veggie: fruit

Night or day: night, there's nothing else to do but what you want/need to do

Sour or sweet: sour

Love or money: love, of course

Phone or in person: in person, i feel really awkward in phone conversations

Poor & happy or rich & miserable: how about rich and happy? No ... poor and happy then. Killjoy.

Looks or personality: depends ... if someone's really ugly I can be very mean no matter if they're the perfect girl, but if they're so fucking sexy and a complete jackass then I'd end up punching them in the face ...

Coffee or tea: tea

Hot or cold: hot, like me!!!


Do You:

Dance in the rain: no, I really don't like getting wet

Smoke: I'm trying to quit

Drink: I'm trying to stay sober

Shower daily: yesh

Like thunderstorms: yeah, sure, why not?

Curse: a lot

Sing: like a cat in washing machine

Play an instrument: I can play the piano if you give me the music and some time.


Other Questions
Can you whistle: not loudly

Right or left handed: both ... what now???

Your bedtime: whenever I fall asleep

Biggest fear: spiders ... I can't fucking stand the spiders - that, and needles.

3 things you can't live without: music, my bffs, and a blow dryer

Color of your room:white, aren't I original

Siblings: 2

Middle name: Elise, I hate it with a passion

Pets:do little brothers count????

Nicknames: Squishy, Sayuri, Carebears

If you could be anywhere right now where would you be:In some glamorous city with perfect whether

First thought waking up: need ... more ... sleep ...now

Do you wanna go to college: Eventually

What do you want to be: I have no idea


Random Surveys

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB or MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
(about that … x3)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'mNATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK SOMETIMES, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a a big penis or big boobs
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. (actually, I am pretty cool but its just how I roll)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (I admit to preppiness!!! XD)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (still laughing, give me a moment)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (sometimes, I really don’t help stereotypes :/)
I WEAR TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (proud to say I have never touched a cigarette!!!)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and live in a igloo
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (there are a couple …)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm BLACK so MUST be able to dance
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON' LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
I have BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm SHORT, so I MUST be fat and ugly.


Random Copy and Pastes because I can xD

if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you hate it when people remake songs because they aren't smart enough to write their own put this in your profile.

If you are in love with Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished upon a star, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about what you would say to one of your fave celebs if you ever met them out this in your profile.

If you have ever thought about how you would like to be related to your fave celebs put this in your profile.

If when your talking about a celeb your obsessed with you address them by their first name like you're good friends with them and you talk about them so much that your family still knows who you're talking about put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you fell asleep in the Twilight movie or were watching it with someone who did put this in your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you have met your non-blood related twin in personality or resemblance, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your name while introdoucing yourself, paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this and paste it into your own profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus and/ or train, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile.

If your profile is really long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If it makes you really mad when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile

If even your friends think you're weird put this in your profile.

If you have your own movie collection that's separate from the rest of your households and that you know has a particular order put this in your profile.

If you enjoy spending time alone put this in your profile.

If you're such a nerd that you enjoy talking to teachers outside of class put this in your profile.

If you have ever been labeled as a human encyclopedia put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, down the stairs, or just on plain FLAT SURFACES... Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

If you secretly (or not so secretly) think that the names like Albus Severus and Scorpius Hyperion should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

I SUPPORT S.P.E.W! HOUSE ELVES DESERVE RIGHTS! THEY ARE LIVING BREATHING... THINGS, TOO! Dobby, Winky and Kreacher deserve freedom! Copy and paste this into your profile if you support S.P.E.W, too!

If you think J. K. Rowling should write a series for the Marauders, copy and paste this

If you have tear stains on various pages of your Harry Potter books, copy this into your profile.

If You're a part of the Idiot Nation copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you consider any of the RENT actors and Jonathan Larson to be your heroes, copy and paste this into your profile

If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile

If you're a HP fan and know what PS (SS), CoS, PoA, GoF, OoTP, HBP, and DH mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think/believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOT! GO REMUS!

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! J.K. ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupin’s deaths, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If Broadway is your home, no matter what anyone says, put this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile

If you solemnly swear that you are up to no good, copy & paste this into your profile. Mischief Managed!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you have ever daydreamed in school that some fictional character would just come and whisk you away, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tried to figure out how you would go about introducing a fictional character that you crush on to your parents, put this in your profile.

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obssessed with ANYTHING and it scares some of your friends copy and paste this onto your profile.

If FANFICTION is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

Put this in your profile if, for some period of time, you thought the 'D' in Disney was a 'G'.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile

If people call you a theater freak (or drama geek) constantly, copy paste this into your profile.

If your response to that is “You say that like it’s a bad thing,” copy paste this into your profile

If You can relate anything to Wicked, even if it is distant, copy and paste this into your profile

If You have lost your voice singing Defying Gravity copy this in your profile

If you're driven as hell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

If you have cried when your favorite character died/almost died copy and paste to your profile.

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/ TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever started a conversation with someone then 5 minutes later your talking about something completely irrelevant copy and paste this into your profile

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who who get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Harry Potter or Draco Malfoy is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Harry Potter and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying, "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word, claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have fights with yourself just because you're bored... and you lose. Crazy is when you tell all your friends your ginga lover is coming to pick you up- and you’re referring to your dad. Crazy is when you thank a vending machine. Crazy is when you have a sword fight in the middle of a Walgreens. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too!

Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Lacrimosa: Grant Them Eternal Rest by Comidia Del Arte reviews
I am, Bianca Faun, 34 years old and an underpaid Coroner; whom the Rogues refer to as 'Ms. Undertaker.' And I' am a friend to those passed on.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - J. Crane
A Favor by Elodie the Scribe reviews
One of Professor Crane's students asks him for something. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
Insomnia by thexdarkestxnightsx reviews
She sits on the fire escape, remembering back to the night she met him, Fear Night, and how he changed her life. *Lemons. Dark themes, but no angst.* I do not own any DC characters. CRANE&OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
Why Do Fools Fall In Love? Severus Snape by Ethereal Synchronicity reviews
Another from Quizilla... 2nd place in a contest XXD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Of Gnomes and Dark Magic by MetamorphmagusLupin reviews
AU. In an attempt to convince her father of the existence of magical creatures in their neighborhood, Zoe lets slip a bit of knowledge that Severus isn't happy about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Silence by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
They consider silence and isolation to be punishment. They are wrong. It is a reward. One-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
Belonging to Fear by Jabberwocky Kid reviews
A former classmate of Jonathan Crane is on a broadcasted television interview. One-Shot, could continue in the distant future if requested.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
The Art of Communication by MetamorphmagusLupin reviews
AU. Severus Snape has an interesting conversation with his daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
His Own Harley Quinn by Bunnie24 reviews
Jackie Gibbard is an unlikely candidate for a lot of things, but when playing vigilante with Batman costs her a year of community service helping out at Arkham Asylum, Jackie is thrown into the world of Johnathan Crane/Scarecrow and his dark secrets.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,643 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Ascension by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Dr. Crane creates Scarecrow. One-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
Lovesick by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
They understand each other in a way that no one else ever will. Crane/OC, One-Shot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2011 - [J. Crane, OC] - Complete
The Melissa Letters by eternal-lie reviews
She'd never expected to inherite Severus Snape's things, and she certainly didn't expect to find letters to her in them. But Melissa Libra's going to find out all that really matters is... why her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
69 Smutty Nights with the Snapes by ArsenicAngel reviews
69 different fics about the smutty encounters of Hermione Granger and Severus Snape. Lots of lemons, limes, and U nresolved S exual T ension . Based on the prompts from the LJ community, smut 69. Prompt for each story listed in the A/N sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Chair in Hell by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Every night, Dr. Crane rehearses his performance. Short one-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2011 - J. Crane
A Scarecrow And His Ragdoll by The Glorious Cheshire Cat reviews
They were almost complete opposites...
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Jonathan C. - Complete
I'm Not In Love by hpmangaotakuchan reviews
SONG FIC Spinoff of one of xMissxUnderstoodx's stories based on one of her minor characters. SSOC. This story is for those who think Severus Snape deserves to have a love life. Hope you likes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Color of Straw by David Hines reviews
Scarecrow's never had much luck with women. That's not about to change. Written using the DCU random pairing generator.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2004
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Butting Heads reviews
"Watts, must I remind you that nobody wins in a headbutt?" Avery Watts may have just made her final mistake. At least the Scarecrow won't be bored. CranexOC post-TDK Ignoring TDKR Rated for language and violence
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - J. Crane, OC
Love, Sex, and Gotham City reviews
"Joker would kill me slowly for the hell of it. The men had a job to do, but I had cost them a lot. They'd take their revenge ..." And just when Izzy thought her life was back to normal, she meets the Joker.JokerxOC nofluff ratedT for violence language
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Joker
Learning Control reviews
Severus had no intention of picking up an apprentice - ever. But then Miss King came along. He has no choice but to teach the clumsy, anxious and obnoxious chit. One thing is for sure, this year is going to be a long one. SSxOC Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Severus S., OC