Xkarz Ravensin
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Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, X-overs, and Homestuck.

SUPER-IMPORTANT-UPDATE-FEBRUARY 6 2014...5:36AM: OH MAN GUYS ITS BEEN FOREVER SINCE IVE EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT POSTING THINGS ON HERE. IM SORRY ITS JUST THAT...THINGS ARE... COMPLICATED. IVE STILL BEEN WRITING, JUST NOT ANYTHING PEOPLE WANT POSTED, LIKE MY ZODIAC SERIES (WHICH I MAY JUST RESTART BC GODDAMN I SUCK @ WRITING SUSPENSE... I STILL DO, BUT NOT THE POINT. ANYWAYS, I HAVENT TOUCHED MY FLASHDRIVE SINCE LAST YEAR. I HAVENT BEEN WRITING ANY OF THE STORIES IVE GOT ON IT, PLUS... I THINK MY TEEN TITANS FANDOM DIED WHEN THEY CAME OUT W/ THAT LOUSY EXCUSE OF A SHOW, TEEN TITANS GO!. SERIOUSLY, I WAS SO FUCKIN' HYPED AND NOW... I AM SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED! I TOTALLY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A CONTINUATION OF THE ORIGINAL SERIES, NOT SOME BULLSHIT ADVENTURES OF CHIBI-TITANS, WHICH ARE ADMITTINGLY ADORABLE. I DONT CARE IF ADMITTINGLY IS A WORD OR NOT, I USE IT ALL THE TIME, THEREFORE, ITS A WORD. ITS NOW 5:41 AM ON A SCHOOL DAY, THURSDAY. IM STARVING, BUT DONT WANNA GET UP TO GO GET FOOD. I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR ALL THE LIL KIDDIES READING MY FOUL LANGUAGE. FIDDLESTI%. THERE. ALSO, IM SORRY FOR MY HARSH CAPS. I TRIED TO MAKE THIS LOOK IMPORTANT. IT SHOULD CAPTURE YOUR ATTENTION NOW THO. OKAY IM OFF. HAVE A NICE LIFE WHILE I FIGURE SHIT OUT. BYE. *FLYS OFF INTO SUNRISE*

(My new fav video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvPMgB-_hBE

Note: very powerful insults involved. Watch at your own risk

Curse words are mentioned...no, wait, that's basically the whole video.)

Guidelines for my Shipping Wall FF (bc, aparantly, posting it as the 1st ch of my FF is 'against the rules'):

Alrite! Thisll b fun! Im creatin a shippin wall fur NE pairing of NE kind. My fandoms r: Kingdom Hearts, Soul Eater, a bit of Sailor Moon, Hetalia, Homestuck (duh! ware else would I get my shippin wall idea?), Teen Titans, Sonic the Hedgehog, Disney movies, Harry Potter, Warriors, Seekers, Maximum Ride, Final Fantasy Fables (Ive only played Chocobo's Dungeon, tho), My little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Thundercats, Portal (but ive only seen the 2nd game). I will update this list if any more come to me.
Rules:
1. NO LEMONS! I will do boyXboy or girlXgirl, but I WILL NOT make them fuck each other. That is ware I draw the gogdamn line.
2. I will take requests, but I may not b able 2 write them all, so dont b discouraged if urs isnt picked the 1st time!
3. I may look it up if u request a pairing from a fandom ive nvr known b4, so dont b shy about a request!
4. I can do an OCXCanon or OCXOC, if u wish, but plz PM me the details about ur OC(s) so tht I can write about it.
5. DO NOT FLAME ME IF A CHARACTER STEPS OOC FROM TIME TO TIME! I cannot guarantee purrfection in character and may slip from time to time. K?
6. DONT FLAME ME IF U DONT LIEK DA PAIRING! This is just 4 fun! I dont wanna see, "NUU! HE/SHE DOESNT BELONG W/ HIM/HER! HE/SHE BELONGS W/ _" spammin up my review box.
7. Ill write pairings of all quadrants, but more often than not, theyll b matespritship (love, 4 those of u who arent Homestuckers {yet :033}).
8. GO BALLSLISTIC! My review box is waiting and ready to accept ur ships of real or ships of crack!

Edit: I suck at Crossovers. Just saying.

What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.

A quote my friend Teraxx said: "There is not I in Slut or Ugly, but there is a U."

Random quotes to remember (I got this from Katwizzle)

"Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone."

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good!

I posted these because they were funny XP

-I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

-If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (

-Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!!

-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

-I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

-People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs

-If you like being hyper, being random, being crazy, and showing off your awesominity, copy and paste this in your profile!

-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

-I don't obsess! I think intensely.

-Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

-You're like my sister...half sister...weird kid that lives down the street that eats nothing but mayonnaise on Saltines?

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

-'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

-Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER

-Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good excercise.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

I agree with the dictionary...
girls before guys,
partying before studying,
friends before love

Put this is your profile if you too know that the Organization will make a kick butt return in Kingdom Hearts III!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha,MoonlightSparklezLonelyUeki,Xkarz,

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Years ago, he did get a spoonful ONCE...)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, sailorstar165, Xkarz,

Mummy...
Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's,
I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go,
but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first
I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others,
mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors
I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is
"mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Anime is life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Mudheart, xxouchibitmytonguexx kingdom nice Xkarz

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely, copy and paste this into your profile.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why?
Why is My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite Things" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Axel.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Saix. He's a stuck-up whore who hates eveyone except Mansex.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Larxene. She is an asshole fit for Vexen

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Halloween Town, Pride Lands, and Port Royal.

6. Least Favorite World?

In KH2, Atlantica. IT WAS SO GAY!!!!

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Any weapon with high strength.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Weak weapons.

9. Fave. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

I don't really use summons so...I'd say Tink since she heals you.

10. Fave. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final Form, even though it makes you look a little like Xemnas.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Marluxia and Vexen. Just seems to fit together.

12. Least Fave. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Larxene with anyone. It's so gay.

13. Any cool KH crack pairings you've heard of?

What's that??

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Demyx being the Orgy's bitch.

15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?

Saix. He should be killed more painfully. That would make me happy. Also, the graphics in KH1 for cutscenes sucked. Atlantica was annoying, Saix is a bastard, Vexen was too hard, Vexen's had a creepyass laugh, Axel shouldn't have commited suicide, and I'll have to think of more.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Umm...Auron, Goofy, Jack, Jack (both kh games), ummm...Basically anyone except Donald.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

YES!!! Wait...what's that?

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

I used to, but I researched him on villains.wikia.com and understood him a bit more.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

HELL YEAH!!!!! YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO ASK!!!!

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Pretty much.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminé or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine, it's just that obvious.

22. What's your theory on "Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep?"

It's the past, dumbasses. If you dont get that, your really stupid.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No, it provided what happened at Castle Oblivion so that when we played 358/2 Days, we knew what the fuck was goin' on over there.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Axel, so that I could join the Orgy and betray them by being a spy.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

IDK! I have Larxene's tendency to insult people, Axel's assassin abilities, Vexen's overwhelming curiousity, Sora's and Roxas' bravery, Xemnas' leadership, Xig's sense of humor, Xion's compassion, Donald's temper, Goofy's loyalty, a bit of Lux's cleverness, Zexion's brains, definetly Demy's laziness, Xig's good eyesight (wait... Is it good?) ... I'll update when I think of more...

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Umm...definetly the time before I knew about kh when my friend said that in her fanfic she killed sora and I asked, "Why?Did she hit on Demyx or somethin'?" Then they're like, "SORA'S A DUDE!!!!!"

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

If my OC Xkarz becomes an actual KH character, then I would be her. If not, I'll cosplay Axel cuz Im as awesome as Axel.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

In "Kingdom Hearts":

Umm..I haven't played that in a while...I'll get back to you on that as well...

In "Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories":

When Vexen gets assassinated. It took all my willpower not to cheer and yell profanity with joy when Vexen gets his ass handed to him hard.

In "Kingdom Hearts II":

When Saix finally dies. If I were there, I would've been like, "TAKE THAT YOU ASS-KISSIN' BASTARD!!!!!!!" and then would,ve started laughing like a maniac

Asura: You mean like me...

Xkarz: I thought I told you to fuck off!

Asura: You can't be rid of me...*laughs evilly* I'll be back...

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

KHI: I haven't fought Seph but heard he's like living hell

CoM: Watched bro played it and it seemed to be Vexen before Twilight Town...before he dies...

KHII: XALDIN!!!!! Damn he was hard...

358/2 Days: Leechgrave in Halloween Town...I know there's one more but I can't think of it right now...

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Playing Roxas again. And Sora's new forms and added Keyblade effects and better graphics...I could go on and on...It was WAAAAAAY better than KH1

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! Picking "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence, he's smart and Hayner's arrogant.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion since Marly's gay. I tolerate Zex a little bit but Marly gives me a flower-related migrane

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas. He's just that skilled.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas. You can tell in 358/2 days when he's in the Colliseum games and he does that Keyblade thing where he slings it over his shoulder in a tight, controled fasion. He's just that skilled.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel, cuz he's just that awesome.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi. No questions asked.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Both equally disturb me...but I'd choose...umm...SoRiku??

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas FTW. Its just that obvious.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx. I think its weird though that they made them a yaoi pairing...

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai, you dumbasses. Its so fuckin' obvious

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream, but Paopu Fruit sounds good too, even though the legend is for lovers

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud cuz he's complicated and WAY hotter and cryptic than Squall.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith. I thought it was obvious!!

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean, I haven't heard Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Axel (FTW He's FUKIN' HOT!!!!), Xigbar (His voice is EPIC!!), Luxord (Damn he's awesome!!), Roxas (He's got mad Keyblade skills!), Cloud (FTW he's hot, but not as hot as Axel), Ienzo (he's adorable even though I can't really tolerate his Nobody), Cid (Gotta luv Computer Country Folk!), I got more but I can't think of them...

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Soul Eater, Sonic the Hedgehog, Hetalia (lolol that would be HILARIOUS if you picture Sora looking at Italy with a concerned expression when Italy's doing some random Italy thing), Legend of Zelda (haven't played the game but I wanna now), The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (gotta see how that one turns out),thats all for now...

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Ehh...not really, but Riku reminds me of Soul for some reason...

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom hearts 3

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

There's a lot of reasons why KH2 is better: 1) Cuz of Axel 2) Saix dies 3) Better graphics 4) You get to play Roxas 5) You get to beat the hell out of Mansex 6) Pride Lands. Lions baby!! 7)You still look fuckin' EPIC in Halloween Town...and the list goes on and on...

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Lots of reasons. One is that the Disney stuff blends in w/ FF and produces this BADASS VIDEO GAME!!!!!

Who Are You In Organization XIII?

I. Xemnas:

You are the leader most of the time.

You like black.

You wished/wish you were someone else.

You don't listen to others.

You like doing research.

TOTAL: 2

II. Xigbar:

You have bad eyesight.

You like throwing things at others when angry.

You wish you were able to teleport.

You wear your hair in a ponytail

You have/wish you had a gun.

TOTAL: 3

III. Xaldin:

You like windy days

You have tried to steal something precious from someone.

You like dragons.

You have/like dreadlocks.

You tried to anger someone on purpose.

TOTAL: 3

IV. Vexen:

You are disrespected by the young ones.

Someone has already considered you a traitor.

You are the oldest of your group.

You like experiments

You like cold days.

TOTAL: 4

V. Lexaeus:

You are not very talkative.

You like brain games.

People are afraid of you because of your appearance. (i think so anyway)

You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.

You are very strong, physically speaking.

TOTAL: 3

VI. Zexion:

You love reading.

You are not very sociable.

You are one of the shortest of your group.

You have a very sensitive nose. (eh, more sensitive than most)

You like to elude others.

TOTAL: 4

VII. Saïx:

You have double-personality issues

You are more active during night rather than day.

You like wolves.

Your superior trusts you.

You have a scar on your face.

TOTAL: 2

VIII. Axel:

You are somewhat a pyromaniac.

You care deeply for your best friends.

You are a two-faced when you need to.

You don't like when people don't remember your name.

You have a very fiery personality.

TOTAL: 4

IX. Demyx:

You like music.

You know how to play a guitar.

You like rainy days.

You like swimming.

You are usually a very happy person.

TOTAL: 4

X. Luxord:

You like playing cards.

You like to gamble

Your favorite color is gold.

You have stolen money from others.

You have/wished you could curse someone.

TOTAL: 2

XI. Marluxia:

You like pink.

You like flowers.

You are plotting to overthrow your superior.

You were betrayed by someone. (i think i hav)

You are a bit of a flamboyant person.

TOTAL: 1

XII. Larxene:

You're the only female in your group. (i used to)

You like storms.

You're pretty agile.

You like to mock others.

You think ninjas are cool.

TOTAL: 4

XIII. Roxas:

You love ice cream.

You are the youngest of your group.

You think people are hiding something from you.

You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.

You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.

TOTAL: 3

Im a combo of: Larxene (DAMMIT!), Demyx, Axel (FUCK YEA!!!), Zexion (only somewhat disappointed for some reason), and Vexen (GODDAMMIT!!!).

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...(lolol white dude got pwned. I AGREE WITH THE BLACK DUDE!!!! NO MORE RACISM!!!!!)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here"

16. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

17. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

18. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

20. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

21. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

22. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

23. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

24. Play with the automatic doors.

25. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

26. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

27. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

28. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

29. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

33.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

34. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

35. TP as much of the store as possible.

36. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

37. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

38. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

39. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

40. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

41. Take bets on the battle described above.

42. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

43. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

44. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

45. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

46. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

47. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

48. Two words: "Marco Polo."

49. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

50. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

51. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

52. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

53. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

54. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'

7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'

18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'

19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.

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Night by Day by Lady Asphodelic reviews
Join in on the moments of our two favorite doctors, Eva Rosaelene and Neil Watts! To the Moon fanfiction One-shot Collection.[Book cover made by me.]
To the Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Eva R., Neil W.
Never loved by LachrymoseStories reviews
Wheatley, an intern at Aperture, is giving the simple task of watching over Chell while he works. He's never been good at simple tasks, or any tasks at all.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,224 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Creative Shenanigans by frootcandytho reviews
Just a oneshot collection of padlock, mostly fluffy stuff. Note: The ratings will vary, T being the highest so look at the Author's notes before reading as the rating WILL be in it.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Tony the Talking Clock, Notepad]
I'm A Scientist Not A Pediatrician by Xardia reviews
Maka and Soul yet again have a fight, but this time about Blair's disappearance act. Angry with Soul, she runs off to find Blair. Finding Blair took awhile but Maka succeed in her searching. Full summary inside!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 11/20/2010
Through Her Eyes by A Writer With Mixed Interests reviews
The Walking Dead, Season One through the eyes of Clementine based on my game choices. Some changes and additions will likely be added. First Walking Dead story. *COMPLETE*
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,750 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Lee E., Clementine - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: Another Keyblade Master by J0hnny0hm reviews
Sora is joined on his journey by another boy who wields a Keyblade. But the boy harbors a dark secret unknown to all...even himself.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 231,549 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sora, Riku
Okami Amaterasu by Starsister12 reviews
The adventures of Amaterasu as told from her point of view. Follows the events of the game "Okami." CONTAINS SPOILERS! Ammy/Waka pairing.
Okami - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 131,067 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Amaterasu, Waka] - Complete
Countering by SilverSpecterSwirl
Now, it was time for their fun. A new, endless cycle begins. —TonyPaige, Padlock; drabble
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
The Drabble Box by Villain84 reviews
Just a collection of drabbles, oneshots, and plot bunnies that have popped into my head. Just a way for me to blow off some creative steam when I need to. Some adoption ideas and challenges attached. Many will stem from Naruto, Rosario Vampire, MLP: FIM, Ice Age, a masked, sword-swinging alchemist, and a trio of World of Warcraft demons, many more. Rated T in case. Check them out!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 155 - Words: 161,923 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Complete
Life with Puppets by padlocked reviews
There's a lot of padlock fics where they murder each other and stuff, so I just wanted to make something cute. Sorry for any spelling or grammatical errors!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Complete
Don't You Dare Forget The Sun Karkat by rosesofenvy reviews
Karkat is abused by his dad, and has to protect his kid cousin Nepeta as well. When his dad goes too far one night, Sollux finds him. Now Karkat is hiding from his dad, will he be able to keep it up? (coverart belongs to the creator) *trigger warning*
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,827 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - [Karkat V., Sollux C.] - Complete
Mermaids and Pixies by MarieVargas reviews
My friend and I were discussing mythicalstuck and we started coming up with all of these different ideas for Cronkri because it is just amazing, so narcissistic merman Cronus and sassy, talkitive fairy Kankri were must-haves.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Cronus A., Kankri V.]
Even Time Stops Sometimes by ChibiGlowKitteh reviews
Clocks seem to never stop, but when they do, a certain notepad probably has something to do with it... OOC Padlock fluff from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Complete
Killings and Kisses -- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Padlock by mystarlesseyes reviews
Paige, the personification of artistic creativity, meets Tony, the ruler of time across the universe. The two seem to have a lot in common, especially according to the three "little victims" living in the house, however the Clock and the Creative One seem to do nothing but fight, argue, and oddly enough, fall into a dreadful love/hate relationship trademarked by killing and kisses.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Notepad, Tony the Talking Clock] Harry, Manny
Of Paper And Clocks: A Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Fanfiction by GiveMeYourSecretDiningTips reviews
Paige Note is sentenced to death. But before that happens, she's sentenced to two months of house arrest with a stern ex-government worker named Tony. Everything about Tony feels so wrong to Paige, though, because he doesn't have an ounce of creativeness in his body. How will she ever stand him? Based off the DHMIS videos. Padlock. Non-sexual, but rated T for infrequent language.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Notepad, Tony the Talking Clock
CroRoxy Drabble by MarieVargas reviews
I was bored during study hall and I decided to pick a pairing and write something cute in 15min.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Cronus A., Roxy L.] - Complete
Nightmares by pinetree13 reviews
"My greatest fear is that there will come a day when one of my blows will be the last you feel. I fear that someday we will unknowingly enter our last battle, which only one of us will survive. I don't know what I'd do if I was the one who survived. In simpler terms," she took a deep breath now, "my greatest fear is losing you." (One shot. Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Padlock pairing.)
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Notepad, Tony the Talking Clock] - Complete
Padlock by Not The Drones reviews
This is a Notebook/Clock fic from 'Don't hug me I'm scared'. Rated M
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Complete
Born to Die by mama-germany reviews
They exist to create and to kill and to be reborn again, but Miss Notebook decides she's a little bored with that and hopes to spend her day with Mister Clock a little differently. DHMIS Padlock one-shot
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
Blood by only-consulting-fanboy reviews
Tony comes home from the village for a little Paige/Tony tumble. Lots of blood. A Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Fanfiction, Padlock of course! Rated M for the blood.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2014
Decaf Hot Mocha Italian Style by butterflydreaming reviews
Paige (the Notepad), day manager at Grimme Dark Coffee, has called the shop staff in for a meeting that is interrupted when night manager Tony (the Clock) arrives. Paige and Tony discover that they had some wrong ideas about each other. Padlock coffeeshop AU (TonyxNotepad)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Complete
Watching Maniacs by Spongecatdog reviews
Harry likes to watch them sometimes... Padlock [ Don't Hug Me I'm Scared]
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Complete
Death By Your Hands by pinetree13 reviews
"Death by any hands but yours would be unbearable." Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Padlock pairing, one shot.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Notepad, Tony the Talking Clock] - Complete
Cronkri drabble 6 by MarieVargas reviews
Kankri has a bad day and Cronus is the cute dork who helps him feel better.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Kankri V., Cronus A. - Complete
A Quick Dinner Date by writerdaemon reviews
Yeah, I got bored. Here's some Cronkri fluff. Enjoy! :3
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Cronus A., Kankri V. - Complete
Like one of Your Stupid Movies by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
It's date night, and for the first time John is nervous. Like really nervous. Karkat's romantic, he's used to seeing everything choreographed and perfect. But life isn't perfect. /They're/ not perfect. And sometimes that's okay. M, fluff, smut, xenophilia, tentabulge, all that good stuff.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
Red Masochism by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
He's just like you, only louder, older, and more obnoxious. You want to rip his fucking high-waisted pants off from the first time you see him. Now he's finally giving you the chance. Black vantascest. M for sex.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Karkat V., Kankri V. - Complete
Kurloz: Get Kankri's Attention by XQR reviews
Kurloz plays tricks on Kankri in the hope of getting his romantic attention, but Kankri doesn't seem to be interested. At least not to begin with.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Kankri V., Kurloz M. - Complete
Thoughtful by MageNellofGalla reviews
Cronus stays in bed with a sick Kankri. Cronkri. One-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Cronus A., Kankri V. - Complete
Crush by MageNellofGalla reviews
This feeling is a crush. But what if... it's more than a crush? This ache, this longing, feels real- permanent. What if it is? Cronkri. Set before the game. One-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Cronus A., Kankri V. - Complete
EriKar Drabble 2 by MarieVargas reviews
Mermaid!Eridan and Karkat just random fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Karkat V., Eridan A. - Complete
I Won't Give Up by CupcakesAreGayMuffins reviews
Cronkri, Human!stuck - Cronus made a major mistake with Kankri, and he does what he knows best to get him back. TW: #ya9i #cr9nus #kankri #cuddling
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Kankri V., Cronus A. - Complete
so how about we go back to my place by K4r3z43vs reviews
This fic has next to no story, but it is very... citrusey... (By that I mean it's another lemon .) OH GOD THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST FIC EVER
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Dave S., Jade H.
That Red Sweater by PurpleAmbitions reviews
Cronus has a appetite for a certain Troll. Guess? -Janie Contains: CronKri
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Kankri V., Cronus A. - Complete
Twinite by webidolchiu94 reviews
A new girl moves to Death City after the death of both her parents, where she meets the mysterious boy Soul. He, is a weapon whom no Meister can wield, and she has a big secret that she'd rather keep quiet to fulfill her dream. What will happen now?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Soul Eater
Cronea drabble by MarieVargas reviews
Aranea and Cronus went out on a date and her shirt popped open. He helps her out and takes her home before she could get anymore flustered. Rated T for just Cronus implications.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Aranea S., Cronus A. - Complete
EriSolKat drabble by MarieVargas reviews
My friend requested something a long time ago. She asked for either EriSol or SolKat, so I was genius enough to make it EriSolKat, please hold your applause until after the smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Karkat V., Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
How to Live Without Hope by Metrowolf reviews
Roxy was born ten years after the world ended. Life was hard enough, and then her mother, her friends, even her cat don't last as long as she does. Now seventeen, Roxy has nothing to do, or even anything to live for besides getting drunk. Then one day a boy washes up in her city and what's left of Roxy's world is turned upside down.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,902 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
Cronkri drabble 5 by MarieVargas reviews
Little Humanstuck Cronus and Kankri play dress up with Cronus's parents' clothes and become secret agents.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Kankri V., Cronus A. - Complete
The Healing Process by PurpleAmbitions reviews
Mituna and Kurloz get in the bath tub. Hubba hubba. Contains: KurlozMituna, smexy time, a bit of sadness in the beginning -Janie
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Kurloz M., Mituna C. - Complete
A Troll In Heat Is a Troll In Need by PurpleAmbitions reviews
Tavros needs some romantic closure, and Gamzee fullfills this purpose. Contains: GamTav, Cussing, duh it's Gamzee. -Janie
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Isabella Riddle by La Mia Bella Stella reviews
Two sisters put together on one side, that side will be unstoppable. But seperated, who knows whats going to happen? IsabellaXDraco LisaXHarry Warning: Cussing, Violence, and Romance included. Not for the faint hearted. FYI Dark wins and surprise twist!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,243 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Draco M., Bella
Cronkri drabble 4 by MarieVargas reviews
Humanstuck. 15-year-old Cronus Ampora goes out of his way to piece and match a perfect date with his #1 crush out of all crushes ever, Kankri Vantas. However, the night of their date, the world seems just to crash down on Cronus and makes him change all his plans, which may or may not be such a bad thing after all.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Kankri V., Cronus A. - Complete
Cronkri drabble 3 by MarieVargas reviews
Kankri gets a little surprise in his chastity belt. Requested by anonymous.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Kankri V., Cronus A. - Complete
Death the Kid's Orange Haired Problem by TheHedgehogGiraffe reviews
Death the Kid wakes up one day to find a strange girl sitting on his window sill. (Don't judge by crappy summary.)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Death The Kid
Just Shut Up by K4r3z43vs reviews
Seriously, there are more important things to be doing in this situation Karkat!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
A Crazy Thing Called Love by magnoliastar08 reviews
Girl meets boy. Girl hates boy. Boy hates girl. Boy challenges girl to showdown. Boy then...falls in love before girl? Say what? An AU MakaxSoul Story. Rated T for teen for some sexual innuendos and cursing.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,966 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Cronkri drabble 2 by MarieVargas reviews
Someone requested fluffy red Cronkri and I kind of imagined this happening.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Cronus A., Kankri V. - Complete
Vantascest Drabble 3 by MarieVargas reviews
Another request that happened to be Red Vantascest.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Karkat V., Kankri V. - Complete
Kingdom Fantasy by Lunamonki reviews
KH crossover. It all started with an innocent camping trip, which ended in it becoming a whole new world of adventure. A lot of OC, and plenty of new worlds to dive into. Join Sora and the others as they overcome new obstacles on their journey.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,064 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 10/11/2007
SolKat drabble 2 by MarieVargas reviews
Someone wanted SolKat smut, they got SolKat smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
SolKat drabble by MarieVargas reviews
Someone requested fluffy SolKat with the prompt of pillow forts so...
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Vantascest Drabble 2 by MarieVargas reviews
I wrote some cutesy Vantascest... Then I gave it a really fucking raunchy ending for shits and giggles.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Kankri V., Karkat V. - Complete
Vantascest Drabble by MarieVargas reviews
Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have a slight secret.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Karkat V., Kankri V. - Complete
Threat of the Kishin by Eloquent Nocturne reviews
The isolation of the DWMA and Hogwarts is put aside as the wizarding world seek help from the DWMA. Along the way the DWMA cause a bit of.. chaos as they attempt to protect the school and a stubborn Boy-Who-Lived from an ever so slight Kishin problem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011
Cronkri drabble by MarieVargas reviews
My friend followed me on Tumblr, so I wrote a little drabble for her. This takes place after the costume party update and Kankri manages to slip away from the crowd.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Cronus A., Kankri V. - Complete
My Destiny, My Fervent Plea by webidolchiu94 reviews
A girl appears on the doorstep of Soul and Maka's apartment. Who is she, what is she, and why was she trying to make it to Shibusen? Not even she knows. While they learn of this new girl, they find her past seems more tragic than any of theirs combined.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Reconnect: Kingdom Hearts - Dreams of Destiny by Star Tours Traveler reviews
When Sora finds himself in a series of mysterious worlds, he must work with Roxas, Axel, and Namine to rescue Kairi and escape back to where he belongs. The 3rd installment of the Reconnect: Kingdom Hearts Saga.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 117,734 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Sora, Xion - Complete
Promstuck by Saga Koyshi reviews
Saga Koyshi doesn't have a date to the prom, but Jake English does something that she'll never forget. This is only for fun and if this sounds familiar please tell me. Thank you
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Jake E. - Complete
My Immortal Original story reupload by TheAnonymousTree reviews
A re-upload of the original worst fanfic ever created, My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie. FULL STORY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,491 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Death the Kid Goes Shopping by TalkingOakTrees reviews
An extremely OCD Kid ventures to the mall. Armed with his weapons, Liz and Patti, along with a schedual, list, food, tent, and supplies, what could possibly go wrong? Just about everything. Rated T for mild language and occasional crude humor.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,514 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
TT: ASBEA Dance With Me by XxScarletxRosexX reviews
Summary: What is better than capturing a girl's attention than taking her to the Jump City Teen Ball? It should be easy, right? It's the perfect excuse to keep their attention on them rather than Aqualad. RobStar BBRae CyBee R&R pls!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Stuck in Time by SabrinaSelene reviews
What happens if Raven and Beast boy are being transported through Time after an accident with The Brain and Mallah? Will they kill each other ... or otherwise? A bit of humour, very action-packed and eventual, but satisfying love. Now COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,173 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Death Note Drabble by MarieVargas
I was bored, so I wrote drabble about Matt and Mello long before the whole Kira thing happened.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Alone by Angel Ebony reviews
Soul and Maka grew up together raising each other that is how it has always been. That won't ever change, espiecally when Maka needs him. WARNING: It is sad near the end, rated T for later chapters.Prequel to anime, enjoy!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Starfire's Plans by SabrinaSelene reviews
Raven and Beast Boy always had conflicting and clashing personalities. But what can Starfire do to help her two friends bond? And what will the result be? A quick, humourous light-read just for fun.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Kingdom Hearts:the Destruction of The World by FirerySonic reviews
when all of the worlds of Kingdom Hearts become one giant world and an old Villan tries to conquer every thing new heros will need to appear to save the world.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sonic, Sora - Complete
Cupcakes REPOST by A5h K3tchum reviews
A repost of the infamous Cupcakes FanFic. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
The Great Shipping Wall of Alternia by ciyasaur reviews
Crack ships, familiar ships, silly ships, all kinds of other ships! This is none other than Alternia's Great Shipping Wall! There will be sadstuck, humanstuck, and a whole lot of homestuck. Homestuck is owned by Andrew Hussie.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012
Eat My Soul by Tatsu-Ah-Rei reviews
Her mission is to transfer to Shibusen Academy to find an Evil soul. But the thing is…Shibusen's an all-boy's school. MakaxSoul.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 200,697 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Sonic myths by Kenyan Kitty reviews
When a strange forces causes the chaos emeralds' abilities to change, they also transform the ones that come into contact with them. Just what is going on? (Most likely dropped, I lost interest and it became too dull.)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,589 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011
The Angel by Angel Ebony reviews
'I walked in the open door of the apartment and looked down at the gory blood stained carpet. I closed my eyes, using my soul perception to check for any form of life that remained in the apartment, but only one tainted soul remained.'Soma please review!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Twist of Fate by Dyde reviews
What happens when a new terror is released on the world, the "weapon hunter"? Roles are reversed, and all the weapons are in danger. It's up the Spartoi to put a stop to it.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,443 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Kaminari by ImaginatonCubed reviews
A weapon and Meister pair enroll in the DWMA. One of them is a rare weapon; unheard of by most. The other; none other than the daughter of a Kishin! What has scarred them so badly? Why are they so different? What did they leave behind? KidxOC MakaxSoul
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011
Forget me Not by Squeakyboots reviews
Maka tries to commit suicide after being rejected by Soul, but when she loses her memory of him, will he realize what he lost? Every one of their lives twine together, connecting... What will happen to all of them when terrible secrets come to light?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,282 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Lunar Star by LunaTheLoneWolf reviews
Luna and Star are twin wolves that have lived in a space colony their entire lives, when suddenly, their home is invaded, who are these trespassers, and what do they want? And what will the future have in store for them? FIRST FF SO PLEASE BE NICE! D:
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011
Wind of Time by OMNISENSE95 reviews
When Sonic is pulled into the Kingdom of Hyrule during the adult period of "Ocarina of Time", He'll have to help Link on his quest to restore the peace if he is to return home. I do not own either series. Rated T for future violence.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,957 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Link, Sonic - Complete
Meisters, Weapons, Shinigamis & You by xXHikariRenXx reviews
Once you have taken that path, there is no turning back... Double agent Maka Albarn never hesitated to kill. That is until she meets Soul Evans, one with a sealed destiny and the rest of the GANG..? Can they save her from the dark path she's heading?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,829 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Illness by IkiIkiIki reviews
Hey everybody, my first! Please, don't be mean about it, if you don't like it, you can just **** off! Maka Gets sick. Like, really sick. What can Soul do? Kind of funny SoMa story. Good for short attention spans- aka short chapters! :D
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
A Pirates Life for Me by Eloquent Nocturne reviews
Xemnas, out for war, orders Roxas to kidnap Namine for reasons that he just can't figure out. Later, he finds himself getting wrapped around her little fingers, but torn between following his heart or following Xemnas' orders. Whats a pirate to do?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,807 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naminé, Roxas
Soul Admiration by snowbunnie13 reviews
Second in the Soul Equilibrium series. Maka was about to lift her hand to chop him but couldn't. There must be something wrong with her! "Soul, quick, make fun of my breasts!"
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,298 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Demesne by rosencrystal reviews
Maka and Soul have been thrown into world where witches have formed sercret communities all over the world, no one has heard of Death, and a man named Voldemort is hunting her to learn the secret behind Demon Weapons. Can she trust this Harry Potter guy?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,318 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Maka A.
Stitches, Scars, and Memories by MoonDropCookie reviews
"He's gone... but why does his presence still haunt me? Why do I still feel like he is alive? These thoughts will never cease to pursue me... The pain will never stop..." SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
The First Meeting Lasts Only A Moment by ASilentPerformance reviews
"That moment, when I first laid eyes on him, felt like an eternity." The first moment lasts only a moment, but can feel like a lifetime... Ebony Flair seems different to other girls. What's so different about her? Why is she such a mystery?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011
Cumbersome Love by MoonDropCookie reviews
Love is complicated. Especially for Maka Albarn. Falling in love with her partner was not one of her plans, and now she will try to get over him. But will her attempts to get over Soul Eater Evans work? Or will she end up confessing her love to him?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,180 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
You are Perfect, To Me by Aquatwin reviews
They're not perfect. Not by any means. But they were perfect...to each other. And in the end, that was all that mattered.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Deprived by Doublebee reviews
He just can't seem to sleep.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,562 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Kingdom of the Soul by kingdom nice reviews
A kingdom hearts Soul eater crossover
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,573 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sora, Maka A.
The One Who Dared to Intrude Girls Night by Angel Ebony reviews
Soul is kicked out due to girl's night at his and Maka's apartment. What happens when he is caught sneeking in for his iPod? A makeover that's what, also featuring Maka singing Toxic by Brittany Spears. WARNING:MAY CAUSE EXTREME LAUGHTER AND HAPPINESS!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Soul Eater - Complete
Heart and Soul by Allen Bedillion Trahurn reviews
Some time during the plot line of "Kingdom Hearts II," Sora, Donald and Goofy stumble upon a new world, where people turn into weapons, that is ruled by a strange man wearing a skull mask, and Sora can't summon the Keyblade. R&R
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sora, Maka A. - Complete
CoUrT oF mIrAcLeS by SasuSanZoNaru reviews
Inspired by a roleplay, Insane Gamzee and a Frightened Karkat There's no way to give you a summary without giving it away... Just read it if you dare
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/15/2011
Blood, Bones and Bolts by CrimsonCobwebs reviews
Some rules are made to be broken. SoMa.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Losing trust by Kenyan Kitty reviews
Eggman finds a way to make trick Sonic's friends into turning their backs on him to carry out his new foolproof plan to take over the world. .:Better than it sounds:.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
Memories of a life long forgotten by JoshNeku reviews
He was the only Four-star Meister in Death City. Lumaria Roseria was the most powerful Meister without a human weapon. and then he became a Nobody with the memory of his old life. Sorta sequel to "The Snake and the Flower." Read and Review, please.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Marluxia - Complete
What the Hell by Angel Ebony reviews
'I turned and slipped one hand behind his neck pulling his face closer to mine, as if I was going to kiss him.' Based on the music video for the song 'What the Hell' by Avril Lavinge. T for later chapters. . . I think.Republished new and improved version.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Lights Out by GuppyChivi reviews
When the lights go out, will they be able to stand being bored, without heating? Sorry for the bad summary. SoulxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Nothing left to lose by Kenyan Kitty reviews
Heroism calls its victim. As Sonic loses his leg and independence, can sanity be far behind? :Becomes more intense as it goes: (Multiple content warnings!)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,533 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
A Bet & A Kiss by Angel Ebony reviews
Does what happens in the basketball court stay there? T because they do kiss. Kid/Maka/Soul, review for sequel!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Maka A. - Complete
Not So Normal by CrimsonCobwebs reviews
It all started when she did her hair. Is a normal day really so much to ask for? Oneshot. Soul/Maka, kinda Kid/Maka.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
An Angel Dances with Death by Angel Ebony reviews
It all started with a early morning kidnapping and ended with a kiss. Cute little funny KidXMaka just 'cause there isn't enough of them.T because well. . . I am paranoid.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
The Snake and the Flower by JoshNeku reviews
Marluxia, Vexen, and Hana head to Death City to investigate the new world. Unfortunately, they meet up with Medusa and Crona who seem to know Marluxia, or rather Marluxia's Somebody, Lumaria. R and R, please.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Marluxia - Complete
Cheating Souls by Vampire Lolita reviews
Maka has a weapon named Soul Eater. Riku has a weapon named Soul Eater. Coincidence? I think not. Find out who's cheating on who. Oneshot. Sebatian's Devil Girl"s birthday present!
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Riku, Soul Eater - Complete
Love of Your Life by GuppyChivi reviews
When Soul and Maka fight, Maka becomes sick so Soul takes care of her. How will this turn out?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Four of a Kind by webidolchiu94 reviews
Harmony: 1) compatibility in opinion and action; 2) a harmonious state of things in general and of their properties. This girl defies the definition of her name, but shares a common secret with Sam, Tucker and Danny.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Danny F., Tucker F., OC
I'm Okay by DarkeAngelle reviews
I'm not all sure at all as to why I'm writing this. I guess it's just because it's four in the morning, I can't sleep, and I have nothing better to do. But I'm okay. I really am.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Love is Hardship! by XxKyasarin-ChanChuxX reviews
Maka feelings are stored inside but what happens when Tsubaki and her other friends push her into their dreadful plan?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
One True Heart by magnoliastar08 reviews
Roxas barely remembers that it's Valentine's Day tomorrow. He wants to do something special for Namine since she's been sad recently. Can he pull off an amazing day or will it all end in disaster?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Roxas, Naminé - Complete
Her Affection, His Impatience by magnoliastar08 reviews
It's Valentine's Day and love is the air...or is it? What about Soul's and Maka's love for each other? Will she forget or will she surprise Soul on this special day?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Reconnect:Kingdom Hearts - The Second Darkness by Star Tours Traveler reviews
A mysterious group of warriors suddenly start terrorizing the worlds and it's up to Sora, Riku, Kairi, Aqua, Terra, and Ven, to put things right. Sequel to Reconnect Kingdom Hearts. Full Summary Inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 147,310 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
100 themes by RinWinters reviews
100 Soul Eater themes! Yay! i suck at summarys, please read!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010
The Rooms that Never Were by Sailorstar165 reviews
It's Roxas's first week in Organization XIII, and he just can't seem to find his own room. Some mild OoCness. Cowritten with Inuobsessed004.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Roxas - Complete
Not so Bad by Sailorstar165 reviews
Demyx is injured during a mission. Present for Sweet Nocturne of Melody on "Down the Rabbit Hole." XigDem fluff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Hope is the Greatest Gift by Sailorstar165 reviews
Terra doesn't like Christmas. Aqua loves it. Ven doesn't know what it is. TerraxAqua Christmas One Shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Aqua, Terra - Complete
Reconnect: Kingdom Hearts by Star Tours Traveler reviews
Sora embarks on a mission to reconnect with the people who were separated years ago. Spoilers for all KH games, especially Birth by Sleep. Several parings but no slash. Full Summary inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 135,633 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sora, Aqua - Complete
Mix: Spirit Tamers by Eloquent Nocturne reviews
A crazy plot causes both sides of Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha and FMA to team up and clash against each other along with three original characters that cause it all. High school life will NEVER be the same. Romance, Humor, Drama, Action...all the good stuff
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009
I'll Give You 50 by Doublebee reviews
The product of a long discussion with my friend. Basically, a 50 Ways story with Shenzi/Banzai. : Rated T for later chapters, I think. Each chapter is a POV of Shenzi or Banzai, so in simple terms, enjoy! Chapter 3, up!
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Shenzi, Banzai
Not Another Lemon by Galaxy1001D reviews
Kim and Shego star in the nastiest, smuttiest, most degrading piece of pornography ever written. So nasty in fact, that they refuse to do it.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kim P., Ron S., Shego, Drakken - Complete
Light in the Darkness by Sailorstar165 reviews
Roxas awakens on a train leading to a new home and life. With no memory of his past, he SHOULD be able to live a normal life in Twilight Town, right? SPOILERS! Written before 358/2 Days existed
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,749 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Bah Humbug! by Sailorstar165 reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and there are MAJOR problems on Destiny Islands. Sora thinks that the worlds would be better off without him and Riku hates Christmas! See how they deal with their Problems!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Kingdom Hearts Meets House of Mouse by Sailorstar165 reviews
The House of Mouse is turned upsidedown when Sora and friends try to get jobs.Enjoy the randomness of this fanfic! Anime Warning! KH Meets the House of Mouse: Making over 300 people laugh, one chapter at a time.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,551 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 11/25/2004
Dude, Where's my Ice Cream? by Sailorstar165 reviews
ONE SHOT! What Donald was referring to in KH2 when he said I'm sorry about the Ice Cream!. Based on the ever popular series, Dude, Where's by Hurkydoesntknow.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
Dancing is Life! by Sailorstar165 reviews
Sora's forced to take dance classes with Kairi and Riku by his parents. A girl appears and tells the them that Ansem's back and trying to take over the world witth dancing? Well, no one ever said Ansem was smart... RikuXOC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,176 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 4/15/2005
Trapped in a Nightmare by Sailorstar165 reviews
What would happen if you were trapped forever in a nightmare? The poor Kingdom Hearts cast gets to find out!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006
Games Do Come True! by Sailorstar165 reviews
Is it a game, or is it real? Selena, her brother, and her friends fall into the world of Kingdom Hearts! Whoever said dreams don't come true never played KH! Can Selena figure out the new storyline and get home?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,985 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 1/10/2005
KHerella by Sailorstar165 reviews
The KH cast is forced to do Cinderella. All of the parts are weird and worst of all... AXEL WANTS TO BE IN IT AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET ON STAGE! How will the KH cast deal with THIS one...? Find out by reading!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
13 Days of Christmas by Sailorstar165 reviews
I think the title says it all... Yes, I meant 13 Days of Christmas. It's a KH fanfic, BTW. Enjoy! Make sure to review! One shot!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Complete
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iNSaNiTY reviews
A songfic based off of the remake of 'Insanity" by Broadway Nepeta. Obviously featuring Nepeta. I don't own the song or the characters, unless indicated otherwise, k? Flame me fur my OCs, and I will be out fur blood, got it? Not planning on putting matespritship in here, but... maybe?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Nepeta L.
Checkmate reviews
Six months after the events of Anti-Raven, a new, old, and familiar presence appears in Jump City: Slade! And he isn't alone. He's brought all the baddies back with him. His targets: the Zodiac, a band of criminals who kill criminals. In the final story in the Zodiac series, the Titans must ally with the Zodiac to take Slade down. But will they succeed? Find out in Checkmate!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,585 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven
AntiRaven reviews
The Zodiacs are back! If you recall, Libra had escaped, placing the city in mortal danger. A week later, Raven goes missing for a day, but shows up later completely different. Who's to blame? The Zodiacs! In this dark sequel to 'Trial of Dark Shadows', things aren't always what they seem. Like, who's really pulling the strings if Libra's the leader?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,652 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Shipping Wall reviews
Come one ! Come all ! The Shipping Wall wants your ships, either actually or crack. My Guidelines have been posted in my profile, so check it out!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012
THE Greatest Story EVAHR! reviews
The title pretty much says it all! But, y'know, not literally. Review honestly. Read, plz! :033
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Complete
The Trial of Dark Shadows reviews
There's a murderer in Jump City, and the targets are... criminals? After the fifth one, an unexpected visitor decides to pay a visit to the Tower with a game: Extreme Hide-and-Seek. With only six hours, will the Teen Titans finally catch the murderer? Or will they run out of time and lose a Titan to the mystery girl's plans?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete