Asmith137
hide bio
Poll: Who's your favorite penguin OC? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-17-11, id: 3079625, Profile Updated: 12-30-14
Author has written 13 stories for Penguins of Madagascar.

Favorite Show (Right Now): Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Favorite Cartoon Character: RICO! (From PoM)

Favorite Comedians: Jim Gaffigan and Dane Cook.

You can call me Ryu-chan, Smithy, Asmith or Smithy-chan.

I just love the penguins, mostly Rico; he's so awesome and adorable! You can't ignore the dude's awesomeness. Kowalski has his funny moments and always seems to get seriously injured as well as getting unneccessairly emotional, so he's my second favorite ;). Skipper's paranoia and funny quotes... Love it but he still is my third favorite...for some reason. Not much of a fan for Private. Kid is too innocent; there is no fun in that.

What do I like? Well, I love reading! I also love horror, adventure and action. Don't mind a sprinkle of romance, but I'm in it for the action most of the time. I'm always open to humor stories too of course. A good mystery is nice too, have unexpected twists and turns and all that. Unfortunately, I've kinda lost my drive to write fiction, but I am still lurking around, reading stuff.

I'm always willing to give advice whether it's for life or just for story writing, ya just gotta ask. I Beta-read for grammar and spelling. I consider myself good at catching those mistakes, mostly because I am a perfectionist. Don't ask me if I like a story because my answer will almost always be yes. That might be a lie but I don't always have the heart to say if it's awful. Either way, willing to help out 'cause I'm just that nice. Heh, on some sort of level. Confliction and bi-polarness.

I'm overly curious, which will probably be the death of me if I don't blow up first. Or my curiosity will make me blow up. Don't think it matters much cause either way I DIE in the end! Well, I did always want to go out with a bang. It's boring and un-memorable if you die of old age, you know? But they will remember you if you get blown up, which is a cool way to die if you ask me! Sadistic...lovin' it. Think my friends will set some bombs up for me before I die of old age? Note this: I want it to go down on a speed boat!

On my side of randomness, I've been blessed by the potato fairy with my pal Daydreamer1412! Someone pass up the ketchup and tator tots!

Favorite Quotes

"Life's no fun without a good scare."

"All analysts are psychological but some are more psycho then logical."

"Love is like a glass door… sometimes you don't see it, and it smacks you right in your face. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk."

My Own Quotes

"There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Some of us jump that line WAY too often."

"I'm the kind of weird that society hasn't determined is good or bad yet."

Random Crud

Ninety-five percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. Four percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the one percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.

If you spend at least three hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles then copy and paste this on your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER."
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 5

Hell yeah I'm a tomboy!


Amber

A tough nut, who is always looking out for her friends. She's determined, independent, hard core and has strong willpower. Not to mention one hell of a temper, though she still has her soft spots for those she cares for. She does what it takes to finish a mission and what she thinks is their responsibility. A bit of a control freak but even she knows her limits. She goes on about tough and will do anything to stay out on the field of action and adventure. She has a crazy amount of stealth that is a giant asset to her normally loud team. Amber is always the first to go into the line of fire and will always like to stay superior to her team/friends.

She loves music and is a great dancer too. Enjoys playing checkers, chess and cards with her free time. She also the ability to use her flipper for a lock pick, which she uses very often. Dislikes (and afraid of) surprises, deathly afraid of squids and has a bad habit to pick a fight with just about everyone new she meets. It's obvious that she hates almost everything, but she does have a weird obsession for pretzels. She has a strong dislike for wolves and humans due to past experiences with them. She is rather sensitive when it comes to most emotions.

Amber is a silver feathered penguin with snowy white chest and face. She has a prominent chest and her hips give off an hourglass figure, showing off her health and strength from her shoulders as well. Her eyes are amber colored and, when she's angry, they light up like fire. She has a faint small scar on the back of her right foot that she got from a leopard seal. Though she's the second shortest in the group, only a bit shorter than Private, but her determination and strength make up for it. (Doesn't have a flat head if that's what you're thinking.)

Basically the leader; the commanding officer to her team of girls. She specializes in espionage and many different forms of fighting.

Quotes:

"I love my pretzels. Good stuff."

"You mess with one of us, then you're messing with all of us."

"I won't be modest...but I look hot."

"Hey, you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalk pal!"

Flora

The intelligent, semi-shy, yet still tough member of the group. Her intelligence is unmatched (If you're not counting Kowalski or Dr. Blowhole). Flora may seem shy at first but she grows on you pretty quick. She has amazing flexibility and agility, yet she is still extremely clumsy. She might not be as tough as Amber, Sara or Madison but she can give one heck of a slap. Possibly the most mentally stable of her friends.

Skilled in medical procedures, knows every language and is the only member on the team who is fully able to read, not to mention she understands sign language. She doesn't like to be stared or observed at all. She is claustrophobic, although ironically she is also nervous with wide open spaces, easily embarrassed, has stage fright, and a fear of spiders. Though she isn't as afraid to sing in public, much at least. She has an amazing photographic memory, memorizing anything she deems important to the smallest detail. She loves plant life just as much as science, though it's leaning more on flowers.

Flora's the tallest penguin in her team but only by an inch higher than Madison. Her streamline body only has the smallest hints of an hourglass figure but this makes her the thinnest of the four. She's covered with brown feathers and cream colored face and chest, which is faintly prominent. There's a white daisy flower on her head that goes well with her chocolate brown eyes.

The second in charge, strategist, scientist and medic of the team. She specializes in strategy, medical fields and everything knowledge related.

Quotes:

"Yeah, that's cute that you think that."

"Why am I the only one who knows this stuff?"

"Stop looking at me!"

"There's a reason why I'm driving... you all give me a heart attack when you do."

Madison

A silent, tempered, sadistic and secretive penguin. She's very dangerous when angered, mostly because she could snap your neck in a second. She is usually independent but sticks with her friends. She's strong, curious, sadistic, reckless and only takes commands from Amber. She has a really bad temper but, if you get to know her, she will show some of her soft side.

She loves music and even has a tape recorder where she keeps different songs, soundtracks and music. She is a wicked awesome dancer and she knows it, making her show off a lot. A short attention span, giving her the tendency to wander off to wherever she pleases. She loathes medical related things and is even afraid of it as well as doctors. Madison's loyalty to Amber is extremely high, so much that she will lay down her life to finish every order. She isn't the smartest penguin in the group, at all, but that can't be helped due to several injuries around the head area, as well as chemicals being involved.

Madison's an ebony feathered penguin with a white belly that has feathers ruffled in various areas. Her chest is prominent, not like Amber's, but is noticeable because of the ruffled and messed up feathers. She wears a red and white baseball cap backwards on her head with feathers coming out messily. Note: she is not very well groomed. A scar is on her left flipper and a barely noticeable scar on her belly. Her eyes are the color of the ocean and she's close to Rico's height if you don't count his mohawk.

Despite Amber having authority over her; Madison is in charge of most torture methods. She deals with the punishments when it's ordered, eliminating all things Amber sees as a threat. Specializes in assassin techniques, weaponry and dance fighting styles.

Quotes:

She can't talk. She is generally mute. Still...

"Muhahaha!"

"Pfft."

"Boo!"

"Oh..."

Sara

This pretty and caring penguin is not always what she seems. She has an aggressive side not many people see. She is like the little sister of the team and is usually the last spark of joy and hope they have. Sara may seem cute and cuddly, but she can still snap your neck if she wants or is ordered to. Sara knows that there are risks to be taken for every dire situation and will do what she can to help. This little penguin is still thoughtful and likes to do things in a more win, win situation when possible.

She won't disobey orders when it's from her commander but; otherwise, she will do what she thinks is right. She knows a variety of languages. She is quick on her feet and has great aim. Has developed the tendency to drag her friend's over the few years she has known them. She has a fear of heights and reptiles, mostly snakes and crocs. She does meditation when upset or will listen to music with Madison. Usually the latter. Without meditation she would go crazy or, even worse, let her darker side come out.

She has ebony feathers and white belly and face. Her eye color is teal and she's the thinest and smallest of the team. She is only an inch shorter then Amber. Also the youngest out of all the penguins.

Although she may not look like it, but she is the weapon specialist due to her skill and knowledge in weapons. Sara also deals with special operations, such as distractions and inside work. Specializes in weaponry, codes, shooting, and acting.

Quotes:

"Madison!"

"Not very polite is he?"

"Believe me, meditation is the answer to everything."

"I am a shooting machine...so don't bug me please."


Past's Revealed Series

New Beginnings, Old Stories

Discoveries

Of Lies and Deceptions

Make sure to review my story(s)!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Shattered by Moonlight-Damsel reviews
One day the turtles left April to keep her safe from the Foot Clan. That same night she disappeared without a trace. Five years later they still have hope that she will be found. Rated T for violence and swearing. Raphril
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 15h ago - Published: 2/1 - [April O'Neil, Raphael]
Nature Versus Nurture by flikaroo reviews
[AU] Leonardo is the Shredder's Son, Michelangelo is the Splinter's Pupil, Raphael is a Triceriton Warrior, and Donatello is an Utrom Inventor. Four lost brothers have to overcome their different upbringings as they band together to stop an evil force from wiping out an entire race. Based on the 2003 series.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,188 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/24 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello - Complete
April's Masterpiece by Diporae reviews
Raphril 2k12 one-shot. Just some more good old Raphael and April fluff. (It technically takes place several years after the events of "Love or Blood," but can still stand totally alone on its own)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17 - Raphael, April O. - Complete
Blindsided by DarkUnderworld reviews
"The knees of Michelangelo's jeans were quickly soaked through with the blood that pooled around his brother's battered, motionless body." Sometimes, some things stike without warning or notcie leaving you...blindsided.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,084 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Raphael, April O'Neil
Change by E.J.2121 reviews
Raphael feels change on the horizon. His feelings, body, and brothers are maturing. When Donatello is kidnapped by Shredder, Raphael battles to save him, and with whether his feelings for Donnie are as brotherly as he'd once thought. (Turtlecest. RaphXDon MikeyXLeo)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,962 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 5/22/2014
A Dash of Fear Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Diporae reviews
2k12 Raphril 'verse. Inspired by Komnenid, after defeating the Kraang and the Shredder, April and the guys are starting to move on with their lives. For April, that includes getting her high school diploma, which means interacting with some "unique situations." Starts fluffy then gets kind of serious. Rated mostly for language. Takes place after "Love or Blood."
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11 - Raphael, April O. - Complete
I can't explain but I wanna try by magik-blood reviews
Raphril. 2k14 turtles. Drabble.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11 - April O'Neil, Raphael
Love or Blood by Diporae reviews
2k12 Raphril. Sequel to "Struggle." Relationships can be tricky at the best of times, but when you're a mutant turtle with feelings for the same girl as both your brother and best friend, tricky doesn't begin to cover it. Add in being refugees from your home due to alien invasions, and suddenly life becomes a lot more complicated.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,142 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Raphael, Donatello, April O., Casey J. - Complete
Northampton Echoes by Gladrial10 reviews
April is trying to cope with loss and finds a kindred spirit in an unexpected place. (RaphaelxApril)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,336 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 12/1/2014 - April O'Neil, Raphael
Our Style by Diporae reviews
Raphril from my "Love or Blood" verse. Our favourite couple has matured and revisit a spot of great importance from when they were young. Both are consenting and over 21. Note the rating!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14 - Raphael, April O. - Complete
Word Association by Esperata reviews
A selection of word prompts. Will involve Kico... maybe Skans or Skilene later. Whatever comes to mind for Skipper, Private, Kowalski and Rico.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
Truth Ache by Esperata reviews
Did anyone else watching 'Truth Ache' wonder what exactly Kowalski's embarrassing secret was? This is what my mind suggested. Contains Kico.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27 - Kowalski, Rico - Complete
TMNT: Breathe Me by princessebee reviews
2k7verse. Set within the continuity of the tmnt stories I started in 2007. Following the events of Rid of Me, Raphael & Angel are involved & trying to make it work - but spectres from the past continue to haunt them both.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,827 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20 - Raphael, Angel - Complete
The Sun Chronicles: The Power of Silence by Cudabear reviews
{DISCONTINUED; SEE LAST CHAPTER FOR DETAILS} (AU - Book 2) Six months after the Antechamber, the Sun prophesies that every human on the planet is going to be absorbed. With tensions high on the team, Private must regain Kowalski's trust for him to understand that his death will save them. With threats around every corner, Private realizes that it will be easier said than done.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 179,718 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Kowalski, Private, Officer X, OC
Therapy by petthekat reviews
Let her heal. She needs time. Give her space. Raphael has been watching April O'Neil waste away for six months and he's sick of it. [one-shot series, raph/april, rating for language, character death and non-explicit adult themes]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,028 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
Out of His Element by n00btmntfan reviews
Raphael is pushed out of his comfort zone by an ethical dilemma when a new Kraang poison is discovered. Another dilemma arises when he mistakenly overhears April telling Irma that she loves him, not realizing that he took it out of context. Caught between his brother and his best friend, he tries to fight it as his purely platonic feelings for April start to shift. No pairings.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,742 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Raphael, Casey J., April O., Donatello - Complete
Struggle by Diporae reviews
Raphril 2k12 'verse. Ever since they fled New York Raphael has been struggling with his feelings. Inspired by the end of "Race with the Demon."
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Raphael, April O. - Complete
My Mr Turtle by Andrea O'Down reviews
Madelyn Dearing is a little girl with a vivid imagination. So making up an imaginary friend isn't so unusual for her. But the thing is she just can't stop talking about her Mr. Turtle. This story follows the little girl Leo has tea with in "Slash and Destroy".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 68 - Words: 167,164 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Leonardo
Penguins Of Madagascar StoryOmatic! by The Golden City reviews
All humanized, All Stories, each chapter and every chapter. Regular fics and Song-fics included, because come on, who doesn't love a good Song-fic?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,237 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012
My Guardian Angel by Terminally Introverted reviews
For Feliciano, everyday at school is a nightmare filled with people that love making him miserable. He thinks it will never end until one day during a particularly violent attack, a mysterious blue-eyed stranger comes out of nowhere and rescues him. Not long after, Feliciano starts to feel things he doesn't quite understand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,715 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Germany, N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
TMNT: Butter Fingers by princessebee reviews
2k12verse. Raphril. April has been waiting for Raphael to make the first move for the longest time. Now it's late & they're alone & watching a horror movie - it's literally the perfect moment so why hasn't he kissed her yet? BOYS.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
Falling by FantasiaWandering reviews
Donatello caught her twice that night. So why did she still feel like she was falling? In the aftermath of her abduction and rescue from the Kraang, April O'Neil reflects on how her life has changed forever. But can she face the coming challenges alone? (Meanwhile, Leo learns the nature of a hero, and something strange is coming from the sewers...)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 137,272 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - April O'Neil
TMNT: Beat It by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. It's the middle of Spring and the boys are acting weird - what could be the cause of it all? Set before April & Raph are together.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Falling: Season 2 by FantasiaWandering reviews
It's been a year since Donatello caught her for the first time, and though April now knows that her new family will never let her fall, that doesn't mean there aren't a lot of challenges they still have to face. The adventure continues in Season Two of "Falling." (Cover art by yipyop)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,809 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, April O'Neil
TMNT: Crave by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. Raphril. A couple of weeks after Wanting, Raphael is ready. Note the rating. The turtles are all over 21 in my fanon.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
TMNT: Sacrifice by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. Raphril. Splinter confronts Raphael about his relationship with April.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Raphael, Splinter - Complete
TMNT: Used by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. Raphril. The morning after the events in 'Wanting'. Two perspectives.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
TMNT: Contest by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. Raphril. All Vern Fenwick wants is for April to notice him. Now it seems he's finally got his chance. Or... not. Takes place before the events of Weightless.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
A Restless Mind by ducky76 reviews
Raph and Don chat when Don can't fall asleep after the events of the 2k14 movie. Just a brief brother bonding scene, because I can never get enough of Raphael and Donatello bonding. Fluff, brothers and mentions of pop tarts.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
TMNT: Wanting by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. Raphril. Raphael & April continue to tease out the intricacies of their new but complicated relationship. With a guest appearance by Donatello. Note the rating.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
When You Need Me Most by August08 reviews
Raph has always been there when Don needed him. When Raph is seriously injured in an accident, it's Don's turn to be there for Raph. One-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
TMNT: Justify by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. Raphril. After the events of Seven Minutes, Raphael and April finally have to sort their stuff out.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
TMNT: Seven Minutes by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. Raphril. After the events of 'Weightless', April must come to terms with her feelings for Raphael.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
TMNT: Defence by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. Raphril. April has gotten used to being on the defensive. Also takes place before Weightless; just some stuff I felt really needed to be put down about 2k14 April.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
TMNT: Healing by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. Raphril. After the events of Monthly, Raphael drops in on April. How embarrassing will this get and can he can recover? Takes place BEFORE Weightless.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
TMNT: Weightless by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. Raphril. April watches Raphael weightlift. Things get intense. Note the rating.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Raphael, April O'Neil] - Complete
TMNT: Monthly by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. Sequel to "Something In The Air". Raphril undertones but all the bros are feeling a bit overwhelmed by April. The turtles are all 21 in my fanon.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
TMNT: Something in the Air by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. April is ovulating and it's having a profound effect on the boys. Hints of Raphril above anything else, but all the boys dealing with hormonal surges inspired by April.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
TMNT: Enthrall by princessebee reviews
2k14verse. Raphril. April brushes her hair. Raphael watches.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
TMNT: Strain by princessebee reviews
2k14 Raphril. April's triumph at finding the lair by herself was short-lived. Not only did she fall flat on her butt, Raphael was there to witness it. But could she really claim all that light-headedness was just down to the fall? Swears and sexual references.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/13/2014 - April O'Neil - Complete
TMNT: Risks by princessebee reviews
Raphael wasn't used to letting someone take care of him. But he couldn't say no to her. Raphril, 2k14 'verse. Some swears and mild sexual references.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
TMNT: Cradle by princessebee reviews
Raphael catches her. 2K14 'verse. Raphril.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
TMNT: Unravelling by princessebee reviews
Raphael doesn't want this strange human in their home. But he can't deny, he's curious. Raphril. Set in the 2014 movieverse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
I Touch Myself by A.Eelif reviews
Italy knew he shouldn't be doing this, but he just couldn't help himself. Besides, what Germany doesn't know won't hurt him, right? That is, if Germany doesn't catch him in the act. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Better Things to Do by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Prompt was GerIta with Germany using his strength during sex. Obviously NSFW, contains wallsex, have fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Reasonable Doubt by Chevy Nova reviews
Secrets. Lies. A past mistake. When the Nightwatcher returns, one brother is trapped in the battle to overcome his own personal demons. Wrought by confusion and hurt, his family struggles to save him from his delusion...if he wants to be saved at all.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,384 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Donatello, Raphael
Red on Red by Lexifer666 reviews
Based within the original 1990 movie at the farmhouse. Missing scenes/wishful thinking since these two had great chemistry through the movie. AprilxRaph. Rated M for language and sexual situations. My first fanfic ever! I do not own the TMNT. Complete
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,594 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - April O'Neil, Raphael - Complete
Never Sharp Enough by silversrider reviews
Humanized. He was never more than just Private. Naive. Expendable. Unimportant. A boy without a real name. He never got appreciated and it broke him down. "Have you ever seen the wounds of your soul reflect upon your own body?"
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,483 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Private, Skipper
The Heart, it Races by SleepingSeeker reviews
Casey decides to give Raph the gift of manhood upon his 21st birthday. It goes all kinds of wrong - thankfully someone shows up to make things right. It was supposed to be a light, fun, sexy piece and - well, you'll have to read on to see what happens. Blend of the comics, movie and 2k3 'verse. RaphxApril. Rated M. (Nominated for 2013 AFFA's for Most Romantic and Best Hetero)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,347 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil, Casey Jones - Complete
On Wings Of Steel by Misato reviews
They may serve on the same airship but Dean knows regular crew and the elite who wear the Seraphim Star aren't supposed to have anything to do with each other. It's a regulation Dean's more than willing to break. Dean/Castiel, Steampunk AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,606 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Escapades on the Book of Faces by Peach Italian Ice reviews
What would happen if our cute and cuddly friends were on Facebook? After consulting with Kowalski, I can now say there's an 82% chance of insanity.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012
Sleepy Secrets by LionAmongTheSheep reviews
Italy takes care of a sick Germany and hears a few not-so-innocent things mumbled from the sleeping man.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Never Swim Alone (Again) by Crystal Volcheck reviews
"First thing you have to learn is that Penguins, Never Swim Alone." After getting transferred to an elite group known as The Penguins, Private has his doubts about being able to become part of the team. Especially since the team seems to be falling apart, so much for never swimming alone. Humanized with fem!Kowalski -Written for Dragones-
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Kowalski, Rico] Skipper, Private
Chemistry by Snark-N-Moon reviews
Alone in the base, Rico and Kowalski take the opportunity to spend some time together. -Kico: Kowalski/Rico. PWP.-
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Kowalski, Rico] - Complete
Surrender Your Heart, Capture My Soul by Maddylovesyou reviews
Economical problems causes England to think outside of the box, capturing Italy to get some money out of Germany. This will surely solve the problem and with Italy being so weak it's sure to be easy..What England doesn't know, is italy sees his TRUE problem. The problem he's been trying to hide for so long. Italy x Germany. America x england
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 420,865 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, America - Complete
Screams in the Night Sky by YunaMustang reviews
Feliciano held his breath; the sexual tension of years was resting in his lower abdomen, threatening to explode any second. He could do it- he could make the first move and press his lips against Ludwig's. He's waited for so long for a moment like this… Even so, he dare not make a move, for he did not want to betray Holy Rome...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
One More Night, Volume I: Good To You by XMimiSweetX reviews
[TMNT 2012] After falling down an open manhole cover, you meet the Turtles, and actually become to befriend them. All's mostly quiet for a year, until their 15th "Mutation Day" and they go to the surface for the first time-you with them, as Sensei Splinter's fifth student. Of course, you complicate things between your parents, and your best friend, Kitsy. And there's also Raphael.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
Steam by owmylasagna reviews
A Saturday morning shower shared between two lovers can only result in one thing; madness. EddyEdd, adults, NSFW.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Welcome to Park Avenue by Crystal Volcheck reviews
Starting a new life in New York at 27 meant it was time for Marlene Stevens to let loose and add excitement to her life. Only after meeting the mysterious Penguins, it's not the type of excitement she had in mind and now she has to stay on her toes if she wants to find out the truth behind the men in black and white. -humanized-
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Skipper, Marlene] - Complete
A Serious Case of the Giggles by LittleKy reviews
The lair has been gloomy and full of tension as of late- Leo is uptight, Don is hidden away in his lab, and Raph is sulking. And Mikey's had enough of it. A fluffy oneshot. (3rd Place for "Best Comedy" and nominated for "Best Michelangelo" in the 2013 fanfic competition!)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Snow Blind by Sanru reviews
Racing to find Raphael before a blizzard rolls in, Donatello becomes blind and seriously injured in a fight with the Purple Dragons. If that hadn't been bad enough, he's been taken captive by the vigilante known as the Nightwatcher and his older brother is still missing. Or is he? Dedicated to Darquess.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,072 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
April's Beanbag by Marcipie reviews
A short one-shot inspired by fan-art. A look into what may have happened when April spends some time alone with Raphael. R&R please.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
Nightmares Become Reality by hardrocker21 reviews
Humanized crossover. After an experiment goes wrong, all Hell is unleashed in an underground facility. Can a group of soldiers and civilians survive the onslaught? Or will they perish as well? Rating may go up.
Crossover - Doom & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,826 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Skipper
New pals by kerorolover16 reviews
Donnie's working hard...again. But instead of taking the predictable route of smiply telling Don to go to bed or else, Raph decides it would be better and more efective to send in re-inforcements. Who else could that be but his must trusted pal. Of course I'm talking about... Spike. One-shot... more or less
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
I Remember You by Anna James McGloffin reviews
The Hamato family has been integrated with society for years, and while it was never what they hoped it would be, they make the best of it. An alternate universe where normal can be extraordinary. *Note: This story is being revised and the final draft will be uploaded in the future. Enjoy the story's "early years" and a peek at things to come.*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 165,774 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010
Fratello Said You Didn't Love Me by A.Eelif reviews
After the magical night of Feliciano losing his virginity, he just has to tell someone. He calls Romano, but the fiesty Italian isn't too happy with his little brother's news and says some rather mean things making Feliciano question Ludwig's feelings for him. Part 3 of 3 in "The Pros and Cons of Having an Italian Lover" series. Can be read alone as well. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/29/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Stand back everyone, we are going to try science! by vacant houses reviews
Crack. One-shot. Donatello's brothers are pretty sure they know how science works. Donatello is not so impressed with their knowledge.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Sakura Tree by Scotia Daniel reviews
When his niece has a nightmare, Raphael does the one thing he thought he would never ever in a billion years do to have her get back to sleep.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Raphael, Donatello, April O. - Complete
Uncle Raph by Scotia Daniel reviews
When Donatello and April plan a night out, they turn to the one angry mutant to play babysitter for then night. Based on the 2012 version of the show.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Donatello, Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
Through the Rift by FantasiaWandering reviews
Due to a trans-dimensional accident, Leo got temporarily knocked out of Falling and into an alternate reality (the RP world on tumblr). But while he was there, what happened to the family he left behind? A collection of the "Meanwhile, over in Falling..." ficlets. They are not in canon with the rest of "Falling," but were fun to write anyway, and contain some canonical flashbacks.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,493 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013
Conquering the Tempest by Peach Italian Ice reviews
Skipper and Kowalski are sent on their first mission together: find the hideout of a crocodile villain in South America. With the Commander's daughter on the assignment as well, however, the young penguin agents may have a hard time working together. Can they work as a team before the mission falls to pieces?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Skipper, Kowalski
Penguins of Madagascar: Secret Seasons by Sparkling-nexis137 reviews
From the makers of Penguins of Madagascar. The following episodes have been declassified for your reading entertainment. Never before seen action. Never before seen adventure. Never before seen hilarity. Are you in?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,306 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - King Julien, Skipper
Shades of Innocence by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,302 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Strangest Night by CharmyPI-5 the VIII reviews
Don doesn't like having to "chaperone" Casey and Raph when they go to bars. But this will definitely end up being a night NO-ONE will forget anytime soon. No matter how much they try.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Make a Wish by Darkest-Infatuations reviews
If you were given the choice, would you meet the turtles? Be careful what you wish for… Starting off relatively safe, but the ratings will go up with each chapter. DARK FIC, AU, MU! OcxR AU , OCxR
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,728 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Raphael
Do You Really Want To Know? by Batmanskipper reviews
Despite his sheltered life, Private still has a lot of unanswered questions. Why is everyone afraid of his guardian, Kowalski? Who is Uncle Rico, and why does everyone refuse to talk about him? Who are the Penguins? Private finally gets the courage to ask these questions, but does he really want to know the answer… Loosely based around the Barry Manilow song Copacabana.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,720 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Skipper, Private - Complete
Behind Enemy Lines by Batmanskipper reviews
Blowhole has a new secret plan to destroy the penguins. Kowalski 'joins' Blowhole to find out what it is. Will Kowalski discover Blowhole's evil plan before it's too late? Will Kowalski be exposed as a spy? What was Kowalski's connection to Blowhole before he joined the team?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,275 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Kowalski, Dr. Blowhole - Complete
Impetuous Acumen by Cudabear reviews
Our world might have its limits, but they will never be fully realized. One bird will learn just how many more ways he can push those limits when he stumbles into a tool shed in the middle of a field in Kansas. Post-Portal 2, contains spoilers.
Crossover - Portal & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - GLaDOS, Kowalski - Complete
Central Park Carols by Peach Italian Ice reviews
A series of Christmas-themed one-shots all going along with classic holiday carols. Merry Christmas to all!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,838 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
Flipside by YouLittleRat reviews
Rico and Kowalski have a little fun switching things around
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Rico, Kowalski - Complete
Operation: Drabble Days by NickiCriss reviews
A collection of 100 Penguins of Madagascar - drabbles written in 100 days. Rated T to be on the safe side, may or may not change later.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,312 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Of Fire, Physics, and Marigolds by Daydreamer1412 reviews
"...Even at six months, Amber held no regard for the rules. She much preferred to make her own. Regardless, Amber didn't care. Finding a nice shady spot under a tree, she flopped onto the soft grass, contemplating on how to destroy the joint." Happy Horridly Belated Birthday Asmith137!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012
Our Darkest Hour by hardrocker21 reviews
The one year aniversary of Dave's transformation arrives and Marlene and the penguins decide to do something special for him. But Blowhole has other plans for this aniversery and someone is going to die. Will contain Skilene.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,909 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Marlene - Complete
The Slenderman by hardrocker21 reviews
Private is being haunted by one of the most feared entities on the face of the Earth. However no one believes him. Can Private save himself before it's too late?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Private
Meaning of Life by gokulex59 reviews
Skipper is in love. No OCs. Drabblish. Rated K plus for slight bad word.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Skipper - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4003 - Favs: 5,394 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Once An Agent by Molly108 reviews
'A MOMENT AT LARGE' SEQUEL! I just couldn't handle how she ended it! SO HERE IT IS! Rated for violence
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,021 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012
The Last Note by WinkiesAndLunacorns reviews
Kowalski remembered the first time he had used time travel to get to the boy. His team mate had asked if he was living in a cottage in Nova Scottia, happily with a wife, a child, and another on the way. But no. As much as the scientist wished otherwise, in the future, his young comrade was dead.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Kowalski, Private - Complete
The Wedding Par Duex by hardrocker21 reviews
Julien is after Marlene's heart again. This time however, it goes much differently. Will contain Julene and Skilene.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,104 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Marlene, King Julien - Complete
JuNK CoLLeCTioN by Starleigh reviews
Just my collection of drabbles, songs, poems and little scenes too short to be called one-shots. Everything shorter than 1000 words. You know. Scraps and junk.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011
A Family Affair by Eternally Ebony reviews
With Skipper and Kowalski gone on a Special Training Mission, Rico is left to watch Private. That wouldn't be so bad, if Private's father hadn't shown up, attempting to use Penguin Law to claim his son...
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Rico, Private - Complete
Skipper Fidelis, Year One by DrunkenTavern reviews
Skipper's team is all but finished, and he needs to find a new one. What he doesn't know is that he's looking for all the right soldiers in all the wrong places. Requested by mary via DTSB .
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Skipper - Complete
Inhibitions by DrunkenTavern reviews
Rico becomes distressed, and Marlene decides to help him loosen up. But will Marlene learn to release her own inhibitions as well? Requested by Asmith137 via DTSB .
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Rico, Marlene - Complete
Like a Mom by SmallestFry reviews
Inspired by Hipturtle's Confessions. Private has decided to make a Mother's day gift, deciding to give it to the most motherly animal he knows. And no, this animal isn't really a female... One-Shot.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Skipper, Private - Complete
Rico's IQ by elite commando985 reviews
After a failed mission,the team decide to increase Rico's intelligence, but when it works too well, it may effect their lives more than they thought.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,436 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Rico
The Sun Chronicles: The Speed of Darkness by Cudabear reviews
(AU - Book 1) Skipper's got secrets; a past he only wanted to hide. When Manfredi one day returns, everything Skipper had hoped for gets shattered. His team is launched headfirst into his past, battling for a power strong enough to conquer the world. Struggling to both keep Manfredi sane and evade the pursuit of Alice, Skipper works to finish what he started nearly two years ago.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 59 - Words: 159,397 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Skipper, Marlene, Alice, Manfredi - Complete
Circular Saw by 13thsense reviews
Sequel to ChainSaw; The game isn't over, it never was. Contains Skilene, death, blood and torture.
Crossover - Saw & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,512 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Skipper - Complete
I Know Why the Caged Bird Needs Company by Mighty ANT reviews
"My apologies..for harming your skull with 2.5 pounds of fish and wooden cutlery, Marlene." Oneshot -Set after "I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane"- Mild, one-sided Marski
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Kowalski, Marlene - Complete
It's a Girl Thing by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Italy makes a deal with England and has one week as a woman to win Germany's heart, but how will Germany react when Italy's week is up and he learns the truth? Can Germany learn to see past the gender of his true love? Fem Italy/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,925 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Abnegation by Blouper reviews
"There's a 98% chance we'll get caught. A scientist must try any and all possibilities no matter how slim the chance of success." Kowalski and Marlene. On rejection. Friendship. Others.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,380 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Marlene, Kowalski - Complete
A Moment At Large by SamaratinToSin reviews
What happens when you throw together 6 authors, 10 OC's, 4 of which all want Kowalski? A big, giant, EXTRAVAGANZA! Rated because things could get...bad...
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,296 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Kinetic Friction by Thatzly reviews
Accidents happen all the time. Accidents, like being trapped in a room while horny and stuck with the girl you love. The perfect time for experimentation. Best accident ever.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Rose, Lea, and Sal by Karenkook reviews
A new penguin, lemur, and otter arrive at the zoo. Not only are they all related, but they're spies! And they need the penguins' help if they want to succeed in their mission against an enemy more dangerous than Blowhole, his boss: Sharptooth.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,078 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Skipper, Private - Complete
Skulls and Bones by 13thsense reviews
My Halloween fic. After a party, one of the penguins is attacked by a monster... cliche, right? Maybe not
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,139 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Skipper, Kowalski - Complete
The Truth by hardrocker21 reviews
What happens when you learn the truth about you and those you care about? How do you respond? Find out as secrets are revealed and the truth is learned.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,232 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Dr. Blowhole, Skipper - Complete
ChainSaw by 13thsense reviews
If you were given a chance to judge all the people who have done you wrong, what would your sentences be? Life, death, pain, mercy, perhaps love?
Crossover - Saw & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,705 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Skipper - Complete
Billy's Revenge by hardrocker21 reviews
A daring escape. Zoo animals in fear. A maniac on the loose. And it's not Rico. A person from Dave's past returns for revenge. Rated for blood and language.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,836 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
The Boy In The Battlefield by TheBlueWolf888 reviews
Beings from Kowalski's past come back inform him of a massive world domination plot. Now it's up to him, the other penguins and Team Alpha to stop Team Omega's scheme. Rated for depth, sorta. Not a slash.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Kowalski, Skipper - Complete
Midnight in NYC by Starleigh reviews
Jessica, Jonathan and Melissa fly to New York to search for and inform new midnighters. What they don't expect is to face four ninja commando penguins ready to attack, anywhere, anytime. Well, anytime except during the secret hour, of course. Ficlet.
Crossover - Midnighters & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Melissa, Skipper - Complete
Kowalski's Last Log by TheBlueWolf888 reviews
Oneshot. Skipper' POV. Some time after Kowalski's death, Skipper finds a somethimg that might be his only log and perhaps his last will. Rated for character death and depth. Not a slash.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Kowalski, Skipper
The Wedding by hardrocker21 reviews
King Julien comes up with a genius plan to work in his favor and now things look bleak for our favorite female otter.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,372 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - King Julien, Marlene - Complete
The Pack by hardrocker21 reviews
On his way to see his sister, Dave is accidentlly sent elsewhere. Lame title I know, but I couldn't think of anything else.
Crossover - Penguins of Madagascar & Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,735 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Humphrey - Complete
Paths Unknown by GrandOldPenguin reviews
The events of September 11, 2001, unfold and are observed from the penguins' perspective.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
MICHELANGELO: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Goddess of Idun reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a MICHELANGELO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Michelangelo - Complete
DONATELLO:The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Goddess of Idun reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a DONATELLO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Donatello - Complete
RAPHAEL: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Goddess of Idun reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a RAPHAEL! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Raphael - Complete
LEONARDO: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Goddess of Idun reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a LEONARDO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
Filling the Void by 13thsense reviews
It's the Sunday after the team's return. There will be fighting, blood, romance and a road trip. Enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Return of the boa by hardrocker21 reviews
Savio escapes from Hoboken again. What are the animals plus my O.C. going to do. Rated for language. Contains a little Skilene.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Skipper - Complete
He Who Lives in the Past by 13thsense reviews
Sequel to "Breaking The Ice". The birds return to Coney Island. Friendships will be put to the test, the past will be uncovered and of course blood will be spilled.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
Breaking the Ice by 13thsense reviews
Love, blood, pain and cold hard science. There will be Skilene, RicoxSlasher, Koris and OCxOC. Enjoy.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Medals by hardrocker21 reviews
We now dive a little into my OC's military past. Anyone with military interest may enjoy this. Rating may change.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
Changes by hardrocker21 reviews
After getting lost in Hoboken a young mans life will change forever. Crappy summary I know, but hopefully the story will be good.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,939 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
Private the Pirate by penamegeneric reviews
The walls between fantasy and reality break as the private decides to teach the boring strategist about loosing up. Set during Madagascar.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Private, Kowalski - Complete
Only when I Sleep by DrunkenTavern reviews
After the penguins blow up her habitat, Marlene is placed in theirs until hers is repaired. But when Rico starts to dream about Marlene, it leads to whirlwind of love, jealousy and betrayal which ultimately leads to Marlene's life placed at risk.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Rico, Marlene
Casting Stones at the River: Ficlet set by Goblin Cat KC reviews
How long do mutant turtles live? Thousands of years. Not in chronological order. OT4, multiple turtlet pairings, and some turtleslash, including Usagi, Casey and Bishop.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,560 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Leonardo - Complete
Sun and Sand by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany's come to terms with the fact that he's hopelessly in love with Italy. He just wishes he could keep it from being quite so obvious to everyone else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Life Goes On by Souzousei reviews
Yoshio Ootori had proposed the arranged engagement, Ranka had accepted. How would their children fair as they're pushed into a marriage neither asked for? KyoxHaru/Lemon warning.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,490 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Crashing the Cycle by g33kg1rl reviews
Everyone knows Donatello and his insatiable love of improving machines; but it all finally catches up to him - and not in the good way. Just a short one-shot, Raph/Don turtlecest, pg-13 for Cussing!Raph
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Genesis by wedgie reviews
Because everything has to start somewhere… Turtlecest, raphxdon
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,045 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
The Gifts Our Parents Gave Us by ponytail30527 reviews
It was sad that the kids didn't know thier parents, but maybe they can learn them by finding thier hidden talents that thier parents left them. Credit to halfhuman123 for the idea
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,390 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009
Skipper's Log by Esperata reviews
So how did Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private come together anyway? Marlene finds Skipper's log and finds out. Contains skilene later on.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Kowalski's Origin by SmallerThan reviews
It's obvious that Kowalski had to get smart somehow. read all about his and young Skipper and Rico's adventures, and now Private's adventures too. Read Grand Finale! Dedicated to Blouper :
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,160 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Kowalski - Complete
Echo by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*GerIta* gift-fic for drcalvin. It is hard to cope with your past and with your shame, even if it's not really your fault. It is harder to accept and let go. Germany slowly comes through, and Italy is always at his side, through history, through time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Stable Boy and the Evil Overlord by g33kg1rl reviews
8 year old Raphael is sick and tired of Mikey being the girl in their games! But Donatello enjoys being the Bad Guy; and this time, he has a twist to the usual game. Raph/Don and Leo/Mikey fluff part of "Leave it to Raphie" series.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Your Friendly IT Tech Support by g33kg1rl reviews
IT-Tech just got a lot friendlier. turtlecest RaphxDon phone Lemon!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Afraid To Fall by Lady Venom2 reviews
Things have come to light, and are working out for Raphael and Donatello. But now, Leonardo is feeling left out and confused, and Mikey's trying to cope with Leo knowing his innermost secrets about the eldest turtle...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,311 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Donatello, Raphael
Mist and Shadows by Shelly LeBlanc reviews
Some should be comforted to know that death doesn't mean the end. It could be the beginning of a whole new life. Or the bring back of an old one. See, not all SAINW stories have a tragic ending...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Mikey's Awesome Game by g33kg1rl reviews
Mikey just came up with the bestestest game ever! ...but let's face it, Mikey's games are never guaranteed to be safe. RaphxDon, Leo, Mikey, and an appearance from Splinter! Turtlekids No.3 of the 'Leave it to Raphie' series
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
A Secret Magazine by g33kg1rl reviews
Raphie's been hiding magazines. Tonight, he finally shows one to Donnie. Continuation to the 'Leave it to Raphie' series, no.4. RaphxDon turtlekids
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Failures in Romance by Serendipity1 reviews
Sometimes, love conquers all and it is beautiful. Sometimes, people have blindingly horrific failures in attempting to woo Ninja Turtles. Guess which scenario this story is about. Warning for sexual references and rampant insanity.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Your Lips Are Mine by g33kg1rl reviews
Awe, marital bliss! Just a week after Raphie says he'll marry Don their first fight... sorta. RaphxDon and MikeyVsLeo much fluff, worried bros and jealous Raph. mild turtlecest, sequel to 'Leave it to Raphie' No.2
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Leave it to Raphie by g33kg1rl reviews
The innocent questions of a child. But when Donetello is the one who asks, just how innocent are they regarding their future? Of course Donnie would be the first to notice. So what's Raphie going to do about it? RaphDon hints but not really turtlecest
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
When Napollieyun Beat Washington at Pearl Harbor! by lost-katana reviews
Once Donny tried to teach his brothers how to read. Now he's moved on to history... with a little help from Leo. A chibi fic turtles are aged six.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
Caught by Spacefille reviews
Turtlecest. Raph x Don. Mature readers only please, rated for crude language and heavy sexual references. Don tried to hide it from his brothers as best he could...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Experimenting On a Turtle by serty reviews
Raph catches Donny spying on their bro's and ends up with him in the lab.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Crack Drabs reviews
Completely made up for my own amusement. My humorous, or stupid, side is now revealed! Drabbles with random stuff that have no point what-so-ever! Some will include OC's. Please read and review!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,083 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - OC
Those Moments Inbetween reviews
A series of one-shots with no specific time and order surrounding the quartet of penguins in their best and worst moments.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
Monster Transformations reviews
A strange green goop turns the girls into horrible, blood thirsty monsters. What will the penguins do to save them as well as keep New York and the Zoo safe? Will they even be able to save it or will they join the ranks of these hellish creatures? Is the world doomed to become a mutant apocalypse? Inevitable death and sacrifices will be made cause in a nightmare there is no light.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,997 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
Of Lies and Deceptions reviews
They finally found her, and she is going to pay dearly for her crimes. An old enemy comes back to haunt her to seek revenge and steal what she has. Sanity, relationships, and loyalties will be tested. Enemies in the least expected of places and betrayel around every corner. Lies are spilled, deceptions follow, but one thing is for certain...the girls will never be the same again.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - OC
Forever Alone reviews
She had no one, they were dead. The only people that ever really cared for her were gone. They were her friends, her family. Now they were dead. What was the point in living anymore? That was the question she wasn't sure she wanted an answer to. Humanized, won't effect my other stories.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2012 - OC - Complete
Four Featherballs reviews
An invention sends the boys to their hardest mission yet...babysitting! When a ray turns the girls into hatchlings, how will the guys survive taking care of the toddler troublemakers?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
Copacabana reviews
It's a small story of what happened in Copacabana. Songfic; Humanized.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Skipper, Marlene] Kowalski, Rico - Complete
Ten Songs of Halloween reviews
Ten songfics/chapters for Halloween that's filled with music. Thriller, Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Feed Me, Mean Green Mother From Outer Space, Somebody's Watching Me, Time Warp, This Is Halloween, Secret of Survival In A Very Nasty World and Land of The Dead. R&R! It won't effect my other stories!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,631 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - OC - Complete
My Own Immortal Love reviews
Skipper goes to comfort the penguin he loves and cares about. Skipper X OC. Songfic.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/22/2011 - [Skipper, OC] - Complete
Discoveries reviews
When Blowhole takes the girls hostage for revenge on the penguins, will their secrets finally be told? Will their pasts finally come into light? Will one of the penguins actually be a traitor? Read and find out.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,669 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Dr. Blowhole, OC - Complete
A Penguin's September 11th reviews
The penguins decide to honor lost lives. Special fanfic for September 11th, please review.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Skipper, OC - Complete
The MP3 reviews
Two penguins find a MP3 player and decide to listen to some music in an attempt for some quality time.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Skipper, OC - Complete
New Beginnings, Old Stories reviews
Four female penguins from Antarctica have been taken by scientists from a research facility and are sent to the Central Park Zoo for a New Year breeding program. How will things go for these penguins? Will they fall in love or end up leaving New York to be rejoined with their colony back in Antarctica? First story, please review.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,726 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Skilene Shippers
Focus: Cartoons Penguins of Madagascar

Staff of:
  1. Penguins horror
    Cartoons Penguins of Madagascar