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Name: Like I'll tell YOU? Psh, you can call call me Stuck-up ass. Just kidding! Call me Wit.

Age: Creepy stalkers, why do you even CARE, nyah?

Grade: Look above, nyah.

Likes: Yaoi, my friends, GIR(peeps who don't have a clue: watch Invader Zim.), other girls *wiggles eyebrows, anime, manga, and MY FAMILY!

Dislikes: Snobby people, any kind of crime, and people who hurt others.

Yo! I'm Wit-chan, and I haven't posted yet, but I will soon!

Friends Vs Best Friends

FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa by their last/first names

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DANG we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best-friend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say "You have seven days to live and maybe less if I feel like it"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much, retard?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, LOSER, RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when you’re rejected
BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "sees you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd butts that left you

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. (I hate when people do that! I'm just like 'If I was ok would I be crying, dumbass?')
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap.

I Love My Mother Because:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Read This, Let In Sink In, Then Chose:

John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, 'If I were any better, I would be twins!'

He was a natural motivator.

If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.

Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, 'I don't get it!'

'You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?'

He replied, 'Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or...you can choose to be in a bad mood

I choose to be in a good mood.'

Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it.

Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or...I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life.

'Yeah, right, it's not that easy,' I protested.

'Yes, it is,' he said. 'Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people affect your mood.

You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you live your life.'

I reflected on what he said. Soon hereafter, I left the Tower Industry to start my own business.. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.

Several years later, I heard that he was involved in a serious accident, falling some 60 feet from a communications tower.

After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, he was released from the hospital with rods placed in his back.

I saw him about six months after the accident.

When I asked him how he was, he replied, 'If I were any better, I'd be twins...Wanna see my scars?'

I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through his mind as the accident took place.

'The first thing that went through my mind was the well-being of my soon-to-be born daughter,' he replied. 'Then, as I lay on the ground, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or...I could choose to die. I chose to live.'

'Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?' I asked.

He continued, '...the paramedics were great.

They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read 'he's a dead man'. I knew I needed to take action.'

'What did you do?' I asked..

'Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me,' said John. 'She asked if I was allergic to anything 'Yes, I replied.' The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Gravity''

Over their laughter, I told them, 'I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead.'

He lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude...I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully.

Attitude, after all, is everything.

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.

You have two choices now:

1. Ignore this and continue scrolling.

2. Copy this and paste it somewhere else for everyone to Enjoy.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. Do your part to end it:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances,the or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook (I have one though), or talking to a girlfriend on her phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight (used to), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, AlexRussofan, Twilighting.Ensures, Rosalie Sawyer, Emzybear, Melodie4894, diap-chan1313, WitchHunterworshipper

"'This city's got a beat. You gotta hook into it. And once you've got it, you can do anything.'

'I can?'

'Absitively posolutely.'" -Oliver & Company

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Percy J., Apollo
Escape Artist by Fiorea reviews
Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tends to overdo things when in a pinch. AU, MinaNaru, shounen-ai, slash, angst, humor, time travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 129,674 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Minato N., Naruto U.]
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 6,644 - Follows: 7,066 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
I'll Mark You Just In Case by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
Teito has a traumatic nightmare during his travels with Frau and they leave terrifying scars. If Frau is the only one to heal the marks Ayame made, what happens?
07-Ghost - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,536 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Frau, Teito K. - Complete
Fangs of the Father by Umei no Mai reviews
Kagome had been attuned to youkai blades from the very beginning. That the blades formed from the Dog General's fangs took a fancy to her was likely a product of the deceased Inutaisho's unusual fondness for human females: What a daiyoukai wants, he gets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 50,031 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Kagome H., Inutaisho - Complete
His Hands by doyou000me reviews
Wishing for someone to take care of him, Harry meets Krum during his 4th year. As he gets to know the Bulgarian, he finds someone who might be willing to do just that. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 339 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
The Death's Seas by Takara Phoenix reviews
Long ago, in Kronos' stomach, Hades used to be with Poseidon. Now, to make his former lover suffer, he takes Percy as his own. But maybe all of this will turn out quite different than intended. - Starts as Hades/Poseidon, continues as Hades/Percy and ends as very kinky Hades/Poseidon/Percy, all slash obviously and with a threesome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 202 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Hades, Percy J., Poseidon] - Complete
A Christmas Ball in the times of War by Tiro reviews
The war is over, yet the fight still lives on. Rebellions place their hopes and dreams to their fallen hero, Harry Potter. Only he's not dead. And not really on their side. He's actually planning a Christmas Ball for his lover, the Dark Lord Voldemort. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 141 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Hope for Fun by BloodyWar2411 reviews
North had always been big on showing off a new invention on Christmas morning; a time when it was too early to party but the deliveries were already done. This time, his invention holds unexpected results for E. Aster Bunnymund, but the overly large rabbit isn't going to suffer through it alone. Not while has the ability to take Jack Frost down with him that is. (Humanoid!Bunny)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Nidaime Erosennin by Whitewater Alchemist reviews
Everyone's a pervert; some just know how to hide it. Naruto Namikaze, however, never saw the need to hide her unusual tendencies. FemNaru. Slow updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,813 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Naruto U., Shisui U.
As the Skies Open by Rays of Color reviews
AS THE SKIES OPEN IS NOW COMPLETE! Hiccup adjusts to her new life, but there is a little more in store for her than she realized... A retelling of the HTTYD story, but with a female Hiccup. Meant to explore some 'missed' scenes, and give more insight into various characters. Sticks to story line, but is different enough to be fresh. NOT a summary of the movie. THANK YOU GUYS! :)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,443 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
A New Experience, A Challenge Accepted by XxDARKOTTERxX reviews
After a mission, Lavi decides it's a good idea to unwind by having a few drinks. And one thing ends up leading to another. Threesome: KandaAllenLavi.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Adventures of Jack and Bunnymund by TheDoctorWillSeeYouNow reviews
Follow Jack and Bunnymund through snippets of their lives together!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,127 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
The Birth of 2p Canada by DementedJoker-chan reviews
Matthew finally learned how he felt about Alfred. But Alfred's going out with Gilbert. So time to break the two up. He can't get caught either….So 2p Canada is born. THIS IS YAOI! Seme! Canada Uke! America, CanAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/15/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition by twistyguru reviews
Harry Potter wanted to get as far from England as he possibly could where the locals spoke English. Jacob Black wanted to wash his clothes. When the two met in the laundromat, something happened. Companion to 'HP and the Obstinate Elders'. SLASH and MPREG, if that bothers you, DON'T READ. Harry Potter/Jacob Black, AU, no spoilers; M for language, subject matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,750 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
Child of Sin by Dark Mephiles reviews
Pride, Envy, Lust, Greed, Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony. These seven sins define the world and the power within it. Naruto shall attain their Power and with it shake the world to it's very core. A retelling of Naruto in which Naruto has the powers of the Homunculus. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Naruto U., Pride
That's Called Insulting The Balrog by blackdragonsghost reviews
Testing. Testing. Is this thing funny? Discovering once and for all if I can write humor. Tomarry, a drunken party, slow-on-the-uptake Gryffindors - this fic has it all! Slightly clichéd, and in my opinion highly amusing! Some slash, rated for themes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Papabear by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Stark With a Drink, End With a Kiss by Nuwanda reviews
Sequel to "The Text That Began It All". Clint shows up at Tony's house with pizza and a movie, and secret plans for the evening ahead. Little does he know that he's out to get far more than he bargained for. Tony/Clint.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,770 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Temptation by midnight wildfire reviews
this is my first fanfiction to be posted on this site. How well do Allen and Tyki face the topic of temptation. when seeing each other across the battlefield, how do they react? Rated T because im paranoid.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk
Understanding by midnight wildfire
He finally understood, even if there was nothing to understand. Completely pointless one shot about Naruto's feelings for Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Still Learning by BC reviews
Tony doesn't *like* Steve. He sees Steve for who he really is, and it frustrates him to no end that he can't seem to communicate his point of view to anyone. Funnily enough, the feeling's mutual. Stony slash.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
But If You Try, Sometimes by serenelystrange reviews
Written for Casstic, who wanted something with Science Boyfriends. So, this happened. Hope you like it! Summary: Tony is still determined to find out how to make Bruce "Hulk Out." But as the Rolling Stones said, you can't always get what you want. "But If You Try Sometimes…" - Rated M but barely
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Uragirimono by celtic7irish reviews
Yusuke and Hiei are captured. What happens to them will change both their lives. Okay, yes, the summary sucks. Yusuke x Hiei. Warnings: contains mention of attempted rape
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,307 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Hiei, Yusuke U. - Complete
Let's Rule the World Together by Lythenia reviews
It's been eleven years since the Light fell and Voldemort began his rule. Harry Potter has been his prisoner ever since, but things have been changing. Even if he doesn't see it yet. Slash. HP/LV Tom Riddle Jr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,095 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Lightning Prince by The Rage Of Fire reviews
The Four Nations have been at war for one hundred years, but what if there was another Nation that the Fire Nation couldn't even conquer during Sozen's Comet: The Lightning Empire. Naruharem
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,884 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Dark by Chloe M. Kennedy reviews
Written for the 100 Themes Challenge on DeviantArt. Russia/ fem! America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Mad Circle by LostK9Girl reviews
Doomed by a false Prophecy at birth. Condemned to a life of horror at the age of one. Driven into the depths of insanity by age five. Released back into society at fifteen. Harley Quinn, formerly Potter, is the Mistress of Chaos and the world is her plaything. Fem-Harry. Most likely fem-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,494 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
Hero by Chloe M. Kennedy
Written for the 100 Themes Challenge on DeviantArt. Story and theme do not really match, unless you consider that America does use the word 'hero' at the beginning of the ficlet. Russia/ fem!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Krasota by queenchesh reviews
Krasota is beauty. She is beauty, she is lovliness and comeliness. But she is also trouble. And asphyxiation. /fem!America/Russia/ 1920s
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - [America, Russia] - Complete
A Rather Unexpected Result by TalaDentro reviews
AU Remus never met Harry. Believing all of the Potters to be dead, betrayed by a friend, he fled the Wizarding World. Sirius drags him back and something rather unexpected happens when he first lays eyes on his best friend's son. SLASH LEMON DUBCON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Future Purposes by Bleupengwyn reviews
Allen gave Kanda a gift which will be used for future purposes. Child!Allen and Child!Kanda.Pervert!Kanda.AU. For Kanda's birthday.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Blood by Chloe M. Kennedy reviews
Written for the 100 Themes Challenge on DeviantArt. RusAme with fem!America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Signs of Falling by soyabeans reviews
Lenalee had been the first to notice The Signs; the winks, the scowls, the glares and the blushes. She smiled before leaning back to watch others Fall.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Allen Walker - Complete
Always You by sarhea reviews
Akatsuki captures Naruto before he ever became a genin. Uchiha Itachi makes a drastic choice to save the Yondaime's Legacy. This exiles them to a new world without the restrictions of their old lives. COMPLETE : AR, slash/yaoi, underage, naruita itanaru
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,244 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/21/2012 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] - Complete
All the Blue Clouds by Tocka e reviews
Small windows open for people wanting to observe the interactions between one Uzumaki Naruto and one Namikaze Minato. Contains slash-pairing, but some gens as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Making Amends by Angel Fantasy reviews
When Tyki comes back from his mission, he finds himself caught with a very horny white-haired boy who has a lot of energy to spend in bed. Sequel to Damned Adam, contains lots of smut. Warning: Don't read without a tissue box in the vicinity.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
A Different Reality by Ethe reviews
Set in a reality where Harry was left to a muggle orphanage as a means of protection before his parents died. However he wasn't there long, he adopted a false name and grew up in much better circumstances. What will happen when he arrives in Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,557 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dear Jim by whatshouldntbe reviews
Jim reads the letters from her brother and sisters throughout her five year commission on the USS Enterprise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,747 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - J. Kirk
Unexpected moment by Kurotsuki-no-hana reviews
Kanda, Allen, another stupid robot of Komui going mad and now he is in the claws of the most antisocial being he know. How did he end up like this again ? Yullen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Worst Birthday Ever by Helyna reviews
Today is Allen's birthday, but it's his worst day too. Why? Tyki kidnapped him. That's why.And he couldn't get that damn thing out of his ass. Read to find out more. Warning : toys. Pairings : Poker Pair, Yullen, Laven. Threesome.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Allen Walker - Complete
Kindergarten ANBU by soprano-in-waiting reviews
After one final battle with Madara, Naruto wakes up to find some surprising changes have occurred. Impossible changes. A cosmic accident has given him a second chance. No one ever said he had to live it the same way twice. TimeTravel. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,491 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 3,245 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Unterwerfen by Ayingott reviews
Locked inside a small room together with his two horny boyfriend's wasn't Teito's idea of fun. PWP. Ayanami/Frau/Teito and a pervy Mikhail.
07-Ghost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Teito K., Ayanami - Complete
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
We'll Make You Feel Good by 120shadowlev27 reviews
Lavi and Kanda need to keep Allen occupied for a while. Slash Lavi/Allen/Kanda. uke!Allen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Hope is Irresistible by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Teddy is tired of watching James bring home a new girlfriend every Christmas. He knows that James will never reciprocate his feelings, so why must he endure this pain every holiday? However, this Christmas, things are going to change. TL/JSP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/10/2012 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Beginnings by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Tom Riddle hated December 31 with a passion. It was a day for stupid celebrations and far too much noise. HP/TMR pre-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rise From the Shadow by vsizzel reviews
During the sealing of the Kyuubi, the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi's power into his daughter, while sealing the soul into his son Naruto. Neglected over his sister, Naruto grows up from the shadow. Alive Minato & Kushina. Really strong Naruto, Narutoxharem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,321 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Mine by Atemu'sLotus reviews
She's the best that has ever been his. This is the story of Aelfled and Francis, a love that will last through the ages. AU Fem!AmericaxFrance FrNyo!US Lemon, swearing. Based off the Taylor Swift song "Mine".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - America, France - Complete
Illumination by Kanna37 reviews
Betrayed by Inuyasha's inability to go against Kikyou in anything, Kagome is saved by Naraku - and horrified by his sudden desire for her brilliant soul. He isn't the only one, Sesshoumaru also wants her - for the same reason. 3rd B. Romance other FA.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,831 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Pulled Your Halo Down by Kiyoshi Kitana reviews
Lavi/Allen/Kanda, dub-con. "Crap," Kanda mutters, the last thing he manages to think before everything goes dark. not canon-compliant in the least
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Master of Death by Tiro reviews
Instead of a duel between wands, Harry does something unexpected… and helps Voldemort understand what a master of death is. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 250 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Deadheads by Lady Salazar reviews
Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 197 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Harry P., Godric G.] - Complete
Secrets by Kithren reviews
Allen Walker thought no one knew her secret, but she was wrong. Yes, she was a girl. It had always just been easer to pretend to be a boy. But that was all about to change. Tyki x Girl Allen. Lemons, Limes, PregAllen, and an Evil Black Order on the side.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,009 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
Bonded at Birth by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
The Okumura twins are more similar than you think. / Brother-bonding.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 185 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
Of Windows and Black Eyes by MysticValkyrie reviews
The evolution of Roy and Edward's relationship contains windows, black eyes, and dust bunnies. Roy/Ed slash.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
I'll Be Your Best Friend? by U-ta-gai reviews
Allen Walker, an aspiring young college student, looses his report. What happens when a certain librarian happens to pick it up...?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk
100 Questions Given to Allen and Kanda by rainyRay reviews
Just a little Humorous thing. 100 questions given to Allen and Kanda. Yullen. Enjoy.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Mischievous Type by Isolation and Tea reviews
When the twin's gave Harry a boxset of the popular anime Ouran High School Host Club he never could have imagined that it would have led to this. Fred/George/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Pissing a Rainbow by mapplepie reviews
Part 1 of PaR. In which Naruto is pissing a rainbow, Sakura is quite possibly from the future, Sasuke is a horrible actor, and Kakashi is confused and utterly ignored. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Strays by Kithren reviews
Stray ideas and really short stories that have made it out of my 'Odd/Junk Stories' folder and onto FF. Net. AKA, I have writers block and this is my solution, post more stories! Please read the notes inside for more clarification if you decide to read.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk
A Day In The Life by Zaskaea reviews
Unfortunately for Kanda, the lady in his life seemed to have turned from a bipolar angel into a neurotic witch in the space of maybe a month. Finding out the reason why would be rather... eventful. KandaxFem!Allen oneshot, AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Fatherly Influence by I Agree reviews
COMPLETE! Drabble story set in the beginning of the series. The Inu no Taishou gives one last gift to his sons through the poor unsuspecting Kagome. I Do Not Own Inuyasha
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 125 - Words: 37,962 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Kyuubi's heir by Ryu Pendragon reviews
Even Naruto has a breaking point. The story of how Naruto was reunited with his love. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Fox Metal by dre942 reviews
Naruto is a genius prodigy that tends to play the fool. Descendent of the elric brothers on his mothers side he seps into his own beginnings.full metal alchemist/crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,364 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Unpredictable by Adevlo. D reviews
He knew Shikamaru would always be there for him. He just didn't know that Kiba would have been so eager to as well. This is for mi5tan! Threesome! ShikaNaruKiba!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
All Catastrophes Start in Potions Class by Stellanti Nocte reviews
DM/HP Draco begins to notice things about Harry Potter, such as his hands, hair, eyes, lips...This story contains slash and future male/male sex scenes. Beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That 'P' Word by gingeringfigs reviews
Purging poisons had never been so embarrassing and hard before and Naruto really hates his life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Underneath the Surface by General16 reviews
Hiding behind fabricated faces, masking the loneliness with smiles, playing a role in the name of protection... will Kakashi be the one to look underneath the underneath and see Naruto for who he really is?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Life and Royalty by sptmbr reviews
Princess of the world, who'd have thought? The world she grew up in, Lin Potter didn't believe in fairy-tales. Creature!Fem!Harry. Years 1-7. Not a crossover. Years subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P.
Colourless Vanity by Somnium Lacertae reviews
-EDITING- *ItaNaru, others* Naruto had every intention to go train with Jiraiya after the Valley of End… but instead, he's given another option –become a member of the newest ANBU team…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,726 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] Iruka U.
Hide and Seek by luna-magic-2005 reviews
Kagome's a sexy cat burglar, and Sesshoumaru has been hired to bring her in. Except once they meet, sparks fly, and Sesshoumaru considers to either turn her in... or keep her for himself! *NEWEST: Kagome lands exactly where Sesshoumaru wishes to keep her*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,728 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Guido by Iyosana-Hari reviews
"It was a normal meeting. The Italies enter as they talked. America was standing close by and had only heard part of the conversation, but that was enough not to like it. For him anyway."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Pyromaniac by CabbageWhite reviews
Naruto has an obsession.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
What happens in Iwa, stays in Iwa by gingeringfigs reviews
It was the only way out but Naruto heartily wished that he didn't have to do it! His life sucked balls.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Influence of Souls by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. He stared at his journal, a creation into which he had poured his memories and dreams, his heart and… soul. Now, to send it to where it needed to be. Time-travel, redo fic. Darker, more ruthless Harry. Sirius/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,141 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - [Harry P., Sirius B.] - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 6,799 - Follows: 2,467 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Sand by HellSandwich reviews
Gaara has a meeting, so he decides to have some fun with Naruto. Includes non-conventional use of sand. PWP, Hardcore Yaoi, Toys, Bondage, GaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 207 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Demon's Angel by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
What if Naruto was really a girl and was being sheltered by the Hokage in a forest inside of the village?What if after Itachi 'killed' his clan,she finds him near death and saves his life?Their lives are soon intertwined with each other,Full Sum Inside On Hold for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,945 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
The Kitchen Table by Cy.ra.no.Lee reviews
What was one do with it? Eat on it, of course. For Aoi-Sora-Ryuu. PWP. The last part is up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Naruto U., Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Phoenix Feathers by Audrianna13 reviews
DISCONTINUED Madara has completely destroyed Konoha. Only Naruto and Sasuke are left after killing him, and with nothing to live for they send themselves back in time, but receive some help on the way that furthers their plans beyond expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,650 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Explaining the Log by Audrianna13 reviews
A missing scene in Phoenix Feathers where Naruto explains the Log to Tazuna.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Haylie Doesn't Do Normal by Mrs.Potter-Black-Riddle-Malfoy reviews
Major AU: GOF! Fem!Harry/Fred/George. What if the Twins believed Haylie didn't put her name in the goblet. The whole world changes, that's what! Mermaids, Goblins, and Veela oh my! Good!Draco Bad!Fleur Bad Cedric Good!Cissa Non-Canon Couples!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 338 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
It Feels Like Home by cake-error reviews
He didn't know what had drawn him here, what had compelled him to visit. It was a strange urge, something to do just for the sake of it. He was never this capricious. He laughed. Russia/fem!America random fluff-without-plot. Now with fixed grammar.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
My furry little secret by The Dark Hattress reviews
naruto had a secret and a crush. what happens when his crush is around and finds out his secret accidentally? find out inside. KakaNaru. Yaoi lemon 2x enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Definition of Sirius by Audrianna13 reviews
Harry is digging through his trunk and finds a list of spelling words from primary school with the definitions written out beside them. And who can guess what number seven on the list is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
One sentence challenge the collection by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
One sentence drabbles written for the KakaNaru community on Lj. They contain humor, sadness, love and everything in between. Rated M since some of them are dirty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Perils of a Bookman's Boredom by black.k.kat reviews
Unfortunately for those around him, Lavi's bored. And when he happens upon the greatest prank of all - making the Order's resident cat-and-dog couple fall for each other - they'll be lucky to get out alive. But there's something that he doesn't know...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Safeword by shoreleave reviews
Jim's having trouble adjusting to the Academy and living under the shadow of his father's heroism. He copes by seeking out reckless situations and relationships. Bones shows Jim a new way to satisfy his needs without endangering himself.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,621 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/12/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
30 Laven Kisses by DameCodex96 reviews
As the title says, it's 30 randomly prompted Laven drabbles. Fem!Allen again, don't like, don't read.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
The Hokage's Anger by tacticusthe11th reviews
Because in the end, even though a Hokage is chosen, a hidden village is a dictatorship, not a democracy, and an angry Hokage is bad for everyone. Especially stupid civilians.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
Challenged Pleasure by Angel Fantasy reviews
A bet between Allen, Kanda and Lavi evolves into a heated threesome that involves Crown Clown, an underground city and the communication line of the entire Asian Headquarters. Co-written with Evanescent Silence.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,181 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
After School Detention by Adevlo. D reviews
Iruka is sick and tired of Naruto and Minato's constant arguments in his class. He didn't know why the two brothers were like that, but if you asked Genma, it seemed to be more like a lover's quarrel rather than brotherly differences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,223 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Ghosts by UnfinishedCadenza reviews
There are some things that will never leave us. But, just maybe... Implied Fem!America/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Bitten by AznFlyingKitty reviews
...Was there any particular reason why no one bothered to tell Harry Potter that the Dark Lord Voldemort was a gay vampire intent on ravishing the Boy-Who-Lived? LVHP, warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 208 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Spider Webs by Lady Andromeda Black reviews
Leaving the youngest Weasley brother behind, Haylee breaks the mold that Dumbledore set by following Fred and George to see Lee Jordan's tarantula- a change that has unexpected consequences for the Wizarding world. Girl-Who-Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Fred W.
A Stitch in Time by aureus yarara reviews
What if Team Seven could have seen, the day Orochimaru bit Sasuke, the future that will come when he takes his offer? Naruto: loved, admired, Hokage. Sakura: strong, confident, head of the hospital. And Sasuke? What does his future hold? Will he like it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Three Good Things About Being Small by The Ghost of Injustice reviews
The chibi Grim Reaper reflext on the only good things about being a small, powerless, doll.
Zombie-Loan - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Michiru, Grim Reaper - Complete
March of the Kitsune by Scion of Fate reviews
Rikuo Nurarihyon, in his quest to follow in his grandfather's footsteps and become the Master of all Youkai, stumbles upon an old friend of the Nura clan. Naruto Uzumaki, a mysterious kitsune with a dark past. Naruto x Nurarihyon no Mago. Pairings unknown
Crossover - Naruto & Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 298 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Spinning Whirlpool by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
What if Naruto had a bloodline and was not surpose to use it unless he really needed too? So on the wave mission he used it to save his team. Just who were the Uzumaki Clan? And why is Naruto the last? SasuNaru. On Hold
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,236 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Mini Allen stories by Kithren reviews
Side stories for "A Backwards Story" so please read that first. Crack fics of the Noah's taking care of the youngest member of their family, aka mini Allen. May have Yaoi later... cause kids do grow up at some point, even if Mana doesn't like it
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Allen Walker
Broken White by Kithren reviews
"I am the Musician, the 14th Noah, and you and your Black Order are going to pay for breaking what is not yours..." Yaoi 14th x Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Neah, Allen Walker
Isolation by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
So He Doesn't Forget by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
Someone asks Kumajiro why does he always ask who Canada is. The answer is something they never expected. Just a really bad one-shot I thought up to get rid of my writer's block... No pairings just a really short one-shot. Review if you want, but it sucks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
What happened in Vegas, stays in Vegas? by Yum2 reviews
Should what happened in Vegas stay in Vegas' Naruto pounders on that saying. AU SuiNaruone sided SuiSaku. Of course, I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Suigetsu H., Naruto U. - Complete
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 225 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Card Games by Voltairey reviews
What happens when Allen takes his teasing a little too far with a sexually frustrated Noah during a game of strip poker? Too much to put here, that's for sure. Tyki/Allen In honor of Poker Pair Week!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 187 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Discovered Preference by Killercat-nya reviews
Naruto discovers his sexual preference after school one day while staying at Sasuke's. Yaoi, lemon, and some bad language. SasuNaru. My first lemon, hope you enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Leave out All The Rest by tessameh reviews
In which our protagonist is trapped in his own dream; held prisoner by the fourteenth. Only to be caught by Link. Sensual torture. 14th/Allen. One-shot written for Angel Fantasy. Warning: Non-Con
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Allen Walker, the 14th - Complete
Sword Called Lust by tessameh reviews
K-Kanda! Just where the hell do you think you're going to put that?" Kanda/Allen one-shot. Usage of Mugen. Co-written with Angel Fantasy. Warning: Dub-con
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Anger Management by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*FraIta one-shot* France finds a furious Italy worth pursuing. But the road to get him angered again isn't as easy as he hopes. Contains lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/19/2009 - France, N. Italy - Complete
Hard to Forgive by Tiro reviews
Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sailor Moon: Moon Fox! by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
FullSumInside, After Sailor Star'S NaruHina,DariSere. Naruto and Serena have been having weird dreams for the past year, when a strange fox comes into Naruto's life, him, Hinata, Sasuke, Kakashi, and 3 others are pulled into the past!an old enemy is back. On Hold
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,945 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008
Carpe Diem by aki.ari reviews
AU - Kanda's a demon trying to bring back his lover and Allen's a boy who gets roped along for the ride. Yullen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,592 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Behind the Last Shelf by Captive Nightingale reviews
Tyki and Allen meet in a dark, unpopulated corner in the Order’s library. Poker Pair! One-shot Yaoi! Horrible Summary XP!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Weird Morning Conversations by Green Rainboots reviews
While waiting for Kakashi to show up for training he really should learn to arrive on time , Naruto has a little conversation in his head with the Nine-Tailed Fox. No pairings, Naruto's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Need a sitter Kakashi? by Dragonkey258 reviews
A small ficlet inspired by pictures on deviantart artists watashi-no-nindo and nads6969. A shard of my insanity given life, a femNaru and Sakura manage to retrieve Sasuke...but no one considered that this would be the consequences.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Love the Dark by Tiro reviews
Over one summer, many things can happen. Especially to one Harry Potter. Slash-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dream by Klei reviews
Kakashi had warned Sasuke that dreams were private things, not to be messed with. Naturally, our favorite Uchiha ignores this and decides to go ahead and use his new technique to observe Naruto’s sleeping world… SasuNaru lemons, bondage, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Metamorphosis by toitsu reviews
Allen keeps his poker face even as that red mane dances across his pale skin, but his body is not that rigid. Cross/Allen. OOC-ish
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Cross Marian, Allen Walker - Complete
Power of a Knight by MoonPrincess623 reviews
This wasn’t supposed to happen. I wasn’t supposed to die while not fighting alongside my love. I would die and he wouldn’t be here—my secret Mazoku love. Oneshot, XL
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Lina I., Xelloss M. - Complete
Like an Animal by Windy Rein reviews
Sometimes his Master could be such a pain in the ass...literally. Warnings for yaoi and implied masochistic tendencies! CrossAllen and my "epic-failure" try at honouring the song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Allen Walker, Cross Marian - Complete
Gotta Be Somebody by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates that stupid song... too bad it's the soundtrack to his day. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Falling in Love In Ten Days Flat by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Wherein Tyki Mikk falls--at first sight--for the young, handsome, and kind of unobtainable Allen Walker, and he strives to prove that, yes, the feeling can be mutual. But, he only has ten days to get it right. :Tyki/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,170 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 293 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Recollections and Revelations by Phoenix Soar reviews
A tribute to the fanfic “I Think I” by TooDarnLazy. Sometimes, there is no better cure but to open up your heart and share your burdens … nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,791 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spring Time in the Fox Den by Shi no Tenshi 902 reviews
Kyuubi attacks, yet the Yondaime doesn't die nor is the Kyuubi sealed within Naruto. Instead Jiraiya stops Arashi from sealing the fox demon within his son, yet after that everything gets complicated. Oh and Obito is alive. Yaoi. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 303,391 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lights by Meany reviews
One-shot. Post-Ootp. Slash. Be warned: violence, graphic sex, a bit of self-harm. One moment can change the course of life forever. Dark!Harry SBHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fashion Night by Levannar reviews
Who thought that looking for some letters could bring you to a ball? XL; expect major insanity and some fluff as well: R&R, please! Now COMPLETE!
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,222 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Lina I., Xelloss M. - Complete
Naruto's Week by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto has been given a proposition by the Akatsuki... and one week to decide. Yaoi, lemon, ItaNaru, One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
One To Grow On by Croup reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, and it seems like every guy in the village wants a piece of his ass . . . A sequel to 'Dog Years'. Warnings for spankings and sexual content. KibaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Remember me by Anki-Shai reviews
He could remember the first words the little boy had uttered to him without paying any mind to the slit throat, which the early attempt against his life had left behind. First was his name: Uzumaki Naruto. Second was his dream: Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Naruto U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by seventhSINwrath reviews
After a fight with Team Hebi Naruto secretly takes in an injured Suigetsu, and sparks fly. Yaoi, Lemon, fluff. Sasuke bashing. Rated M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Suigetsu H., Naruto U. - Complete
Excuses by Dolphin River reviews
[AU] What if Kakashi's excuses for being late weren't just excuses? One morning, Naruto finds this out the hard way. Now officially crack! Female!Naruto, KakaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,629 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
But For the Grace of God by Panruru reviews
Seven stories, seven pairings. Lina-centric.
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Lina I. - Complete
To Hunt for Prey by Purin-chan reviews
The hunt doesn't stop when the prey is caught... XL, as always.
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Lina I., Xelloss M.
Kage Bunshi no Jutsu by BonneNuit reviews
KakashixNaruto. Kakashi gives Naruto special training concerning his Kage Bunshi no Jutsu. Not a clones-NarutoxKakashi. One-shot with lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Immature, And Liking It by Croup reviews
Kiba and Naruto as they should be--brash, wild, and oversexed. Done for a 50 Sentence Challenge. KibaNaru. Warnings for porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
One Man's Loss by trulywicked reviews
Sasuke gave Naruto up and broke his trust when he left. His mistake will give Suigetsu a chance to claim the treasure that is Naruto for his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Suigetsu H., Naruto U. - Complete
Respect by Nanikato reviews
He was a bloodthirsty demon, but even demons can change.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Trembling Heart by Lecelamona Lecelanet Marzakey reviews
After a fight with Rhode Allen's body begins to change, Allen? Who's Allen? Did he really forget who he was? Or is it all a lie? KandaXAllen. The transformation has already begun... I don't own D. Grayman! Lemon ch 9&16! Lavi's babysitting adventure added
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,931 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Scraps by BlueEyes White Dragon Sorcerer reviews
Little bits and pieces of ideas, plotbunnies, dialogue... things that are good, but don't fit anywhere else. Nothing complete. HPTR a.k.a HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,984 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Art and Artifice by dagget reviews
Life hasn't always been kind to Naruto, but he's got talent and determination. He just wants to get into University but his quasi doublelife is about to cause him some difficulties. Itanaru, onesided sasunaru. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hybrid Destiny by ame3565 reviews
Harry comes into a magical creature inheritance on his seventeenth birthday, changing his life forever. Slash, mpreg. DracoHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 79,868 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inerasable Memories by Smex Lemur reviews
Ed confesses, Roy turns down. Hurt, he leaves Central to fight in the war. Two years later, he returns and meets him again, but things are not the same anymore. People change and so do feelings. RoyEd COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,401 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Can't put your arms around a Memory by BlackShuck reviews
Harry is presented with an unexpected chance to spend time with someone he loved... but now he also has a difficult choice to make. Time travel. SLASH HPSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,491 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Reviving Assassination by Yamazakura reviews
[sasunaru] It was yet another assassination attempt. How many were there Konohomaru couldn't tell...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Moons by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*ItaNaru, SasoDeida, KakuHida and eventually others later on* Drabbles with Akatsuki!Naruto. Now second drabble up: Art
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
20 Secrets Between A Jinchuriki And A Biju by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto knows more about Kyuubi than he lets on.... and sometimes, that's not a good thing. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
At Night by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*ItaNaru, lime, One-Shot* Betraying those he cares for by allowing an enemy to hold him close. But his guilt is his pain... still accepting that forbidden love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Philopsophic by ilikesaddleshoes reviews
Sometimes you learn the oddest things in school. Lina shares some information with Xellos, leading to sappy goodness. oneshot, AU, OOC, SAP, XL pairing. bit'o'lime
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Lina I., Xelloss M. - Complete