Kant Newton
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Joined 12-10-02, id: 308050
Author has written 5 stories for 7th Heaven, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
YAYNESS!!! Awards for me... muahahahahahahaha!!!!

Dear Ruthie won a THWACK award for Best 7th Heaven Parody at www.angelfire.com/weird2/thwackage!!!

Because Kelly and Forest were Taken won an award for Best Humor Fic at the Ensorcelled Awards at http://ensorcelled.captivating-charisma.net/

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Stakes and Spikeability by FaithAnne reviews
Buffy turns Jane Austen into hard work.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Buffy S., Spike
A Semi-attractive Mind in Dire Need of a Makeover by FaithAnne reviews
Buffy loses her grip on reality but is odds on to win the Nobel Prize
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Buffy S.
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Dear Ruthie reviews
What if Ruthie had an advice column for her family members? www.angelfire.com/weird2/thwackage
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 12/10/2002
Because Forest and Kelly were Taken reviews
Anya talks finance and romance with a leprechaun while Giles eavesdrops. Challenge response.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/5/2003
Ridiculously, Ridiculously Good Looking reviews
The Amish Camdens try to accept that Lucy is a mime, and everyone gives Mary love advice. WARNING: this will not in any universe make sense.
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/29/2003
Muahahahahaha reviews
Samvid Camden takes over the world
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 3/3/2003
Heavenly Haiku Wars reviews
7th Heaven characters *um* expressing themselves through Haikus..muahahaha www.angelfire.com/weird2/thwackage
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002