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Joined 07-18-11, id: 3080719, Profile Updated: 12-03-13
Author has written 6 stories for Doctor Who, Sherlock, Naruto, Death Note, and Merlin.

Hey there! Just so you know, updates to chapter stories will probably be erratic. I'll update as soon as I finish writing it, and tend to get distracted easily, so bear with me. On the upside, you might get chapters everyday.

For info about me, see below.

Name: How Convenient. Or HC. Or Eifen. Or Emma. Or Emu. Or Lawrke. Or any other of the many random names I have made up.

Gender: Fluid

Birthday: 12th February.

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Number your fave Death Note characters (in no particular order) and answer these questions!

1.) L

2.) Light

3.) Beyond Birthday

4.) Matt

5.) Mello

6.) Near

7.) Matsuda

8.) Gevanni

9.) Ryuk

10.) Mikami

11.) Deridovely (Just for the name... I like weird names)

12.) Watari

1.) Have you ever read a six/ eleven fic before? Near and Deridovely... Err, no.

2.) Do you think four is hot? YES!!! Matt rules!!!

3.) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? If Watari got Gevanni pregnant, I would be weirded out, to say the least.

4.) Do you recall any fics about nine? Not totally based around Ryuk, but he is a good supporting character.

5.) Would two and six make a good couple? Light and Near. Not the worst, but I can think of better.

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Mello/Ryuk or Mello/Mikami. Mikami's human so I'd have to go with him. Besides, shinigami don't have the necessary parts.

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on two and twelve having sex? If Matsuda walked in on Light and Watari. Tell L probably. After all, it's his caretaker and prime suspect.

8.) Make up a summary of a three/ten fic. BB/Mikami. 'They were both killers. That's probably what brought them together.' I bet it's a crap summary.

9.) is there such thing as one/eight fluff? L/Gevanni. Don't think so.

10.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one? If Matt wanted to de-flower L. Set at Wammy's House, L would have to be naive, Matt would try to teach him about sex.

11.) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. Matsuda/Watari. Uhh, 'Detective's Underlings'?

12.) Does anyone of your friends read three het? Nope.

13.) Do any of your friends write or draw eleven? Don't think so.

14.) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five? Light/Matt/Mello. Maybe, but not at the moment.

15.) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? "DELETE!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I honestly have no idea. Something to do with stalking, or detective work. Stuff like that.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? L/Near/Watari. Yaoi, 57 year age gap, shota, charcter death.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "Please fuck me, kami-sama (god)"

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic? 'L and Ryuk are in a happy relationship until Ryuk runs off with Matt. L, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Deridovely and a brief unhappy affair with Watari, then follows the wise advice of Mello and finds true love with Light.' 'Detectives Dating Death' probably.

People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm PANSEXUAL, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love orchestra, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I cry if I'm in pain, not so much about sad things)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you have ever stared at a Juice container because it said 'Concentrate', copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone

If you think that Sasuke is a self-absorbed asshole and needs to DIE, (or screw Naruto and be a happy gay Uchiha) put this on your profile.

If you read fanfics at times you're supposed to do your homework, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which one to choose. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you don't care if you're not popular, you're just who you are. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have said something stupid and your friends laughed at it, Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually read through the copy and paste lists on people's profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

If you have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you cried when L died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think Light is an evil jackass for killing L and deserved to die, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that, but don't care and can see him with L anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy , paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile. (I don't need the sugar.)

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If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have been called eccentric and/or enigmatic before, copy/paste this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a yaoi fangirl and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you know the difference between a nerd and a geek, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If it is very possible that there is more than one of the same 'copy and paste' phrase in your profile, and you are to lazy to check, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have any pets that you swear were born the wrong species, copy and paste this into your profile, and put your name and what the pet should be: Kikai Seijun--my dog should be a mouse; Lady Shikyo--my cat should be a dog; How Convenient--my cat should be a sloth.

Copy/paste if you love how Yagami spelt backward is I'm a gay

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace/facebook, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile

If you can hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

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Copy and paste the above if a manga/anime character(s) you absolutely LOVED died.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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† Mello fan †

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

1.YOUR NAME: Emma
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Emmizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): White Cat
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Sophie St. Edward's
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Halemall
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Apple Juice
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mlioc-e (The dash is because I don't have a sibling)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Louise
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bamba

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.

100 Questions!

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes
3) How many houses have you lived in? 1
4) Favorite candy bar? Green&Blacks butterscotch. And it's CHOCOLATE not candy.
5) Favorite shoes? Red spotty daps
6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yep
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Probably
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes, in the doorway of a cabin on a PGL trip. Caused by stress and insomnia (They were so damn NOISY)
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Supernatural
12) Favorite genre of music? Vocaloid
13) What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius
14) What time were you born? 20:05
15) Do you like beer? No
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes, but mostly I listen in when other people are making them
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? One of my school choir in year 4
18) Are you sarcastic? Nooo, of course not...
19) What are your favorite colours? White, purple and green (Not together)
20) How many watches do you own? About 4-5. None of them work!
21) Summer or winter? Winter
23) Favorite colour to wear? Black or white
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Neither, Fanta (if any fizzy drink)
25) What colour is your cell phone? I've got a black mobile
26) Where is your second home? Don't have one
27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes
28) Have you ever had a cavity? No
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Lamps: 1. Lights:2
30) How many video games do you own? About 40?
31) What was your first pet? Bonnie and Jessie, domestic cats. Tortoiseshell (Bonnie), black-and-white (Jessie). My parents had gotten them before I was born so they were both my first.
32) Ever had braces? No
33) Do looks matter? Depends on the context. e.g, for a piece of artwork, looks tend to be the point
34) Do you use chapstick? Sometimes
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Miss Jones, Dr. Camacho, Mrs. Broomsgrove (Biology, Physics, Chemistry)
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Never heard of American Eagle. Abercrombie=Hollister so it's not my sort of thing
37) Are you too forgiving? Dunno
38) How many children do you want? One or two
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Cornflakes
41) Do you own a gun? No
42) Ever thought you were in love? Nope
43) When was the last time you cried? No idea
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Watched TV
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? What?
46) Have you ever called your teacher mummy/mum? Yes, but by accident.
47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yeah, Lincoln
48) Nicknames? L, Em and... I think that's it.
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Do Pokemon characters count? She's the ground type E4 in Gen IV
50) Ever been to Kentucky? No
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No
55) Do you own a diamond ring? No
56) Are you happy with your life right now? I guess
57) Do you dye your hair? Yes
58) Does anyone like you? My friends and my family. Maybe not the cats though. Depends if I feed them or not
59) What year were you born? 1998
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Not existing
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Don't think so
62) McDonalds or Wendys? Neither. Hate McDonalds. Never heard of the other
63) Do you like yourself? Yeah
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mother
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Dunno.
66) Are you afraid of the dark? If there are Vashta Nerada in the vicinity, yes. Otherwise, not really
67) Have you ever eaten paste? What type? I ate toothpaste once (Only a little bit)
68) Do you own a webcam? Yes, as part of my laptop
69) Have you ever stripped? Well, I have to get changed and shower at some point in my existance
70) Ever broken a bone? No
72) Do you chat on AIM often? No
73) Pringles or Lays? Never had Lays so...Pringles forever!!!
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Not knowingly
75) Rugrats or Doug? Neither, haven't watched them. I DO know that (Rugrats at least) they are kids TV shows though
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Never seen either. Are they even something you see? I don't know.
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Haven't met her/him
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No
80) Do you own a car? No
81) Can you cook? Kinda. I've gotten an A- in Food Tech every time in the three years I've done it.
82) 3 things that annoy you: Dogs, horses, people asking stupid questions incessantly
83) Do you text message often? Not really. I sometimes have spates where I text a lot, but not now.
84) Money or love? Love
85) Do you have any scars? On my chin, chest, elbows and knees
86) What do you want more than anything right now? SPN DVDs
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Since watching SPN, I am now okay with them, as long as I have salt available
88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Is this bubble/chewing gum? If so, Juicy Fruit
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Some
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Does this mean Rocky Horror Picture Show, because I've seen that...?
92) Do you own a box of crayons? Probably
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Dunno
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My dad
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Some kid in the year below me I think...
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friend Meg
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? literally or metaphorically? No idea
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Can't remenber
100) Who was the last person that called you? My mum

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

He who laughs last didn't get it and he who laughs first has a dirty mind.
My doctor says I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates it when you do that.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
Death is God's way of saying "You're fired!". Suicide is man's way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!".
You say I'm not cool. Cool is another way of saying cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry for not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry that I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

xX_Death_Note_QuizXx

1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?

L, Light, Matt, Mello, BB, A, Near, Deridovely (just for the name. I love it!!) and Matsuda.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? LxLightxL, MattxMello

3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan? Can you not tell from my previous answer and favourite stories?

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times? L, BB, A (you can wear whatever you like!!) and half Mello (I need a wig, but have the rest of the outfit)

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any: Volumes 1-12, L: change the WorLd novel, L.A.B.B novel, DN: 13, Death Note wall scroll, L necklace, N necklace, anime box set, film box set (1 and 2), L: change the WorLd DVD

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character? BB once. Not anymore though.

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near? Mello/Near.

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa? Neither! But if I had to choose, Light/Misa

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair? No! How could they kill someone so hot?!

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end? Because he thought 'If I'm going to die anyway, may as well make Near owe me one.'

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people? In theory, yes. In practice, no.

12. Your favorite Wammy kid?

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira? Anti-Kira.

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far? Of course!!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yep. I own most of them and have read the one-shot online.

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD? Never really thought about it.

17. Sub or dub? Dub. Subtitles distract me from the actual animations.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa? Anti-Misa.

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's? Neither. It says that she's working on her own agenda.

20. Do you even know who BB is? Yep. He killed 3 people, cosplayed as L and attempted suicide.

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Kawaii sweetie!!

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? L. I think if he tamed his hair, he'd look lovely in a party dress.

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome? Weird, obsessive stalker.

24. Which character would be the best OOC? Watari. I would love to see a rebellious Watari.

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics? Yeah!!

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics? Yes.

27. Do you like lemons? Depends on the context.

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters? Some of them. My mum picks up some of my ramblings.

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series? No. I didn't know there was one.

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes? Some of them.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note? Yep! I got my whole group of friends addicted!

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it? Yeah. I often draw the letters.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No. Teachers don't really care what I do. I'm top of the class in almost everything academic.

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades? School life, yes. Grades, no.

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note? No. I got the manga and L.A.B.B for my birthday. I bought the cosplay outfit and L: change the WorLd myself.

36. Do you want to own a Death Note? I made one, so no.

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently? Yeah...*looks into the distance thinking about 'what ifs'*

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? I drew my BB icon and have done coloured logos for the Wammy kids.

39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns? He looks sexier and less like a girl after the explosion.

40. Do you have a Death Note OC? Some, but they won't appear in stories unless they have minor roles. I'll probably make up new ones that fit the purpose if OCs become necessary e.g. suspects/victims on a case.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life? HELL YES!!

To Every Guy:

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
I guarantee 90 percent of the men on your page will not repost this because they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "It seems you have a knack for getting me down" L: change the WorLd - M
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch? A cupboard
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? QI
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 10:20 am
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:24 am
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Muffled voices and the dog upstairs
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Walking home from school at about 4:35 pm
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My friend's ff.n profile page
9. What are you wearing? Pyjamas
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, but I can't remember what
11. When did you last laugh? Watching QI last night I think
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Pictures, a clock and some speakers
13. Seen anything weird lately?
My best friends?
14. What do you think of this survey? Odd
15. What is the last film you saw? PotC On Stranger Tides
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A bigger house, another T.V., an Aerial Atom V8 and the rest I'd use on school fees
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know
I splattered a white top with sanguine paint to make a BB cosplay top. It was fun
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I have no clue, but in all honesty, probably not something to do with welfare, politics or charities, unless it was animal related.
19. George Bush: What am I supposed to put? I don't care about American politics. I barely care about BRITISH politics, and I live there for peat's sake
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Rosel
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Oliver
22. Would you ever consider living abroad? If I had a good job there then yes

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
Are we talking about songs? Um, 'Exterminate, Regenerate' by Chameleon Circuit
2. What is your favorite possession?

My laptop
3. Do you own a gun?

No
4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

Err, how's school at Cotham going?
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

No
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Anything by Jingle Cats
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Fruit juice or Ribena
9. Can you do a push up?

I think so
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Yep
11. What's your favorite piece of jewellery?
A ring I got at ComicCon that says 'Castiel' on the inside
12. Do you take painkillers?
When I need them, yes
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

I dunno, and even if I did, if I told you it wouldn't be a secret, would it?
14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

Nope
15. What's your name?

Emma
16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

Red Dwarf slash is practically canon, Neko!L is adorable, I want a Microraptor
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

Furry arm warmers, the 'Castiel' ring and a Pokemon keyring
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Ribena, fruit juice and hot chocolate
19. Current worry?

Mock GCSEs
20. Current hate?

Mock GCSEs
21. Favorite place(s) to be?
In bed or on my sofa
22. How did you bring in the New Year?

Watched TV
23. Where would you like to go?

Japan, for a holiday
24. Do you own slippers?

Yes, but I never wear them
25. What shirt are you wearing?

A 'The Cake is a Lie' T-shirt
26. Favourite color(s)?
White, purple and green
27. Are you gay?

No, I don't care about gender
28. Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

The ladder and red stool from my dreams (based on ones in my home. They are still in our house)
30. Best bed sheets as a child?

Bright pink Bang On The Door ones
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
Pulled elbow when I was 3 or when I crashed my face into the corner of a door frame in year 2
32. Who is your loudest friend?

Meg
33. Who is your most silent friend?
Emily
34. Does someone have a crush on you?

Not that I know of
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

No
36. What is your favourite candy?

CHOCOLATE!! And glace cherries
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
My Immortal by Evanescence, Coda (Death Note) by ???
39. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Listening to Welcome to Night Vale
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
My pillow

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Behind the Mask by Kimanda reviews
England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 487,519 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 9/18/2010 - England/Britain, America
Of Meetings and Language Barriers by CheyanneChika reviews
A modern reincarnation fic. A patient is found by the roadside and the only word anyone can make out is "Merlin". Well, there just happens to be a Merlin at the hospital. Maybe he can help. Not a whole lot of plot, but something I desperately needed to write.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Bésame Mucho by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Lovino Vargas only ever wanted something exciting to happen in his boring, everyday Italian village existence. He never expected war, Resistance, love, passion, treason, or a cheerful, confusing, irritatingly attractive Spanish freedom fighter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,222 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Expectations by Keara reviews
Ianto Jones has a secret. After his suspension Jack discovers what it is. AU. Post Cyberwoman fic. Warning: MPREG.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 146,123 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lily of the Lamplight by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Austrian musician Roderich and German soldier Gilbert are forced into an army prison unit and a fight for survival on the Russian Front. But in the midst of blood and death and hell on earth, how long can they fight their desire for each other?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,329 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prussia, Austria
Teenage Dirtbag by iFluffRaver reviews
Light Yagami - Most popular boy in high school, smart, attractive, polite, exactly the kind of guy you'd want to take home and meet your mother. L Lawliet - Teenage Dirtbag. What more can I say? LXLight AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,698 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 9/14/2010 - L, Light Y.
There's Never Been So Much At Stake by Emono reviews
Steve has to deal with a heart-crushed Tony and the Avengers Initiative. How can he fix things when Bruce catches all his lover's attention? Meanwhile, Peter finds out the hard way that with great power comes great pain. Can Deadpool help? Avengers Rewrite. Stony, Hulkeye, Spideypool Smut, angst, h/c, love, action, slash. Third part of the EVER FALLEN 'Verse. Full summary inside
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,455 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Stark Diaries by Wordsplat reviews
A Princess Diaries/Avengers crossover, starring Tony as a gawky teen still waiting for normal body parts to arrive, Steve as the formerly-gawky teen still ridiculously in love with him, and Phil Coulson as the temporary King of Genovia. Clint, of course, remains unimpressed by everything but the limo and its smoking hot driver. Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,662 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Aquatic Love by Wordsplat reviews
Steve is a recently acquired merman on display in the Atlantis Marine World Aquarium, and Tony is absolutely smitten. What's a few late night break-ins in the name of true love, right? AU, Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,030 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Like a Train Wreck by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
A brutal assault lands Sherlock in therapy where repressed childhood memories are dragged out into the open. -Takes place during and after the unaired pilot, rated for non-con and eventual Sherlock/John-
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
PokéTangled by DainoChild reviews
Due to his magical glowing hair, N has always had to stay in his tower dreaming of Pokémon liberation and Ferris wheels. When a thief named Black breaks into his tower, N takes the opportunity to break free and see the Ferris wheel. Isshushipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,356 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Hilbert/Touya, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Ever Fallen in Love With Someone? by Emono reviews
Once Steve thought Howard Stark was the "living end". Now he's been thrown into a future where the only person he can trust completely is Howard's son, Tony. Tony's everything his father wasn't, maybe everything Steve needs. SLASH, Daddy issues, unresolved feelings, past Steve/Howard, Nat/Pep, rewrite Ironman 2 w/ Steve, pre-Avengers. Slow bloom love story, lemon. Ever Fallen Ver
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,991 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3943 - Favs: 5,272 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Frostbite by Canute reviews
At night, or whenever I was allowed rest, I would wrap my arms around myself and imagine that it was Thor who was holding me, that he was there next to me, that he was the one cleaning my bleeding wounds and soothing away the pain. And for a moment, my cell would not feel as cold as it did before. Thor/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Very Unlikely by Zafona reviews
After several miraculous strokes of luck Loki somehow finds himself hiding from guards in Thor's bedroom, hoping he won't be discovered for escaping his imprisonment. His older brother wakes and though he's inclined to take Loki back to his cell, he finds himself unable and does something much more unlikely. Thor/Loki Steve/Tony SLASH. You've been warned. Please Read and Review.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,611 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Thor, Loki] [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Abomination by MusicoftheNight008 reviews
Sooner or later Alfred was bound to create something he regretted, and that came in the form of a white blob. Matthew, left to babysit while Alfred tried to think of a solution, quickly grew fond of the affectionate creature. Mochi!Amer. Kinda cracky. PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
The Fireman's Arms by woodbyne reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland is a reluctant rockstar with an exhibitionist stage persona. Alfred Jones is a fan who doesn't realise that he just met his idol. Under unlikely circumstances they become more than friends, but will Arthur's lies destroy it all?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Technological Romance by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
Some endings are new beginnings, and some new beginnings are facilitated by small children, teddy bears, or the Hetalia Dating Service. M for later chapters. AU. SuFin. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,572 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Nutella Est In Taberna by czaplabtheswagmonster reviews
Italy Nutellam quaesivit!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - Latin - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Ghost Lover by MeinBritishBroski reviews
He was feeling, breathing, loving someone who was not there. Lovino and imaginary!Spain. FINISHED REQUEST. Rated M for mentions of extreme mental illness... or something.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Published: 10/16/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
We WHAT! by czaplabtheswagmonster reviews
If maps in history class make us squeal, why can't roots of languages have the same effect?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Germany, France - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Three Blind Mice by SirWritesVeryLittle reviews
Three Blind Baltics, have you ever seen such a sight in your life? As Three Blind Baltics..Horror fic! Character death! Blood! Gore!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Latvia, Russia - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Simple Ghost Story by Gecko Osco reviews
Just the same old story; boy meets ghost, boy falls for ghost, the rest is simple. No matter what Alfred thinks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,566 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Twenty Questions by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
Sherlock is bored, so John tries to distract him with a game of Twenty Questions. Just a bit of humor.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Green is a Circle by Nekotsubasa reviews
Green has an important announcement to make. Too bad no one cares. OriginalShipping. Sort of.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Green/Blue (unspecified), Red - Complete
Nicknames and Tender Moments by Anemone Kurosaki reviews
Light and L start a perfect morning with a few tender moments, a visit from Ryuk and some adorable nicknames. Is that all the morning holds?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Alfred the Racist Dragon by absolute power reviews
De-anoning from the kink meme. At sixteen, Arthur Kirkland is his eldest brother's squire, always pushed around and left to do the dirty work. But when he accompanies his brothers for his first ever adventure, he finds he's in for the ride of his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unforseen Results by Robias reviews
That's what you get for naming a place the 'Virgin Islands' in a world like in Hetalia. US/UK, Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Date Night by Pulele Hua reviews
Draco and Harry's usual date night though this time, Draco has a surprise. NOW BETA-ED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Everything You Never Knew by BeyondBirthday'sBestie reviews
LxLight Even in the face of death, L had to let Light know...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2009 - L, Light Y.
Be Good by Noxialis reviews
-MattMello-Part of my Candy Hearts Series- Matt wishes Mello a good day with the mafia.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Baby Blues by Sky-Pirate-Tat reviews
Layton/Luke, Mpreg The most perplexing of puzzles,an insane hypothesis. . .men don't give birth.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Learning from History by Candyland reviews
An L/L reincarnation fic. A student who hates history finds himself sitting in the classroom of an oddly familiar professor who might make him change his mind.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,918 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Mini Love Notes by KivaEmber reviews
AU. “I know you need to do this to patch things up guys, but could you leave your post its somewhere else? I can’t find the handle to the mini fridge door anymore.” --- Matsuda. LxRaitoxL cuteness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/28/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Blackout by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
When a heavy rainfall cuts the power to the headquarters, Misa decides to engage everyone in a game of Truth Or Dare. What ensues? LxL of course! As requested by L Ninja.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Lira A Novel by LaughingDuck reviews
Lira is a riveting story of two beautiful young men and the contraversial relationship blossoming between them. Enter this world of betrayal, twists, and mysterious shinigamis! Oh, what will happen when these two fall in love?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
OR by Shiranui-V reviews
They're not ninjas. They're surgeons. Eventual SasuNaruSasu, ShikaNejiShika, KakaIru, GenRaiGen, ShinoKibaShino, ZabuHaku, ChoujiIno, GaaraSaiGaara, LeeSakura, hints of TenTemari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Liar! Liar! Pants on Fire! by Psychotic-Muffin reviews
“Well…Damn…” Sasuke gets into a ‘hot’ situation. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 158 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Oblivio Nex by Awe reviews
After taking a powerful potion created for a terrible purpose Harry and Draco lose their memories and soon find themselves surrounded by dark secrets that before blinded them to a different path. HD Slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,458 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Staircase Confession reviews
Arthur wants to know something. Merlin isn't sure what.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Forever Intertwined reviews
What would L do without Light? Light is gone, and in the following darkness, L chooses the only way he can think of to be reunited with him. Warnings: mentions of yaoi, character death, suicide
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - L, Light Y.
Sherlock Vs The Memes reviews
How the Sherlock characters would possibly react if they forund out about all the randomness on the internet.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ladders Can Be Scary Too reviews
Naruto has a nightmare and Sasuke is there to comfort him and listen to the story of what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Game reviews
John discovers something else Sherlock doesn't know about.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Boxes Vs Books reviews
On one of his numerous check-ups on Earth, the Doctor discovers an anonymous argument between aliases he had never heard of before. He decides to investigate. DISCONTINUED. Sorry, I just lost all motivation for it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, L