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Joined 07-18-11, id: 3081498, Profile Updated: 08-17-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey!,I live in Mexico and I love my city,I´m 15 and I love all stupid kind of shit, like Lovely Complex, Hetalia, El Internado, Gossip Girl ,HP, AVPM, AVPS, Starship, Twilight, and Glee . Let´s see... I ship...


Draco/ Astoria

Draco/ Hermione

Snape/ Lily

Neville/ Luna

Harry/ Hermione

Voldie/ Quirrel

Voldie / Bella ( not in AVPM)


Santana/ Brittany

Santana/ Puck

Puck/ Quinn

Finn/ Mr Schue

Mr Schue/ Holly Holiday

Sue/ Sue


Sam/ Mercedes


Jacob/ Bella

Jacob/ Nessie

Rose/ Emmett

Carlisle/ Esme

Alice / Jasper


As a starkid, I tend to quote a lot( Lauren Lopez most of the times, she´s my fave), here are some of th funniest things that have happened as I quoted:

- One day, I was there, trying to get to TI class, being awesome, when my friend fell down some stairs, so I yelled " Aw, Does that hurt you? Aw, WALK IT OFF!!! (stabstabstab) " and a teacher saw me, so she sent me to detention for being" disrespectul and mocking" , and I was like, " Wait till my father hears about this you filthy muggle"

- One day, in science class, I wasn´t quite getting the exercise, so when the teacher asked me to solve it on the blackboard, I said " Let me think abou..NO", so yeah, she kicked me out of the classroom

- I had a german teacher, so when she introduced herself, her name was " Raiak Schoëning", so I could´t restrain myself from saying, " Da hell kind of name is that?", she was right behind me...German wasn´t a good subject for me during that semester

- During one literature class, this awful girl was insulting the HP books, so I raised my hand and said " One more comment like that, and I´m going to wrap you up in a tortilla. And I´ll eat you. As a snack.Maybe with some Pico de Gallo".Gladly, the teacher agreed with me, so she didn´t do a thing...

- During a physics class, we saw a video about a gravity experiment that failed. So, when the teacher asked, what would´ve been needed to make it succesful, I added, " You need a rocketship, have a rocketship Potter? I bet you do! You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out the NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Moonshoes Potter! Starkid Potter! Rocketship Potter! Traversing the Galaxy on his intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!", I got detention that day...and it wasn´t worth it, because I didn´t even roll on the floor, not a second

- I clearly remember the day we started with calculus. As soon as the teacher wrote it on the blackboard, I said to my friend, " Remember that time, you taught me calculus? CALCULUS WAS TOUGH!!" . The teacher didn´t get mad, but she did make sure calculus was tough

- Once, a frigid bitch was picking on me, because I was so little, and I liked to read, ( See? I can´t hold myself, the truth is that we were fighting over an stupidity, that had to do with a lost notebook) so, when she tried to hit me. I yelled " Put you hand ON THAT WALL!!". When she did, I threw a pencil to her hand. We both got detention, once more...

- I was there,in tutoring, just hanging out, being awesome, when I got a text. I think you guys know what I yelled, right? ( Umbridge and OMG are part of it)

- During health class, as we saw sexual orientation, the teacher was like blah blah blah, so I just said " It´s really easy. Guys, it´s you and your dicks. Girls, it´s you and your pussy. They understand each other, so let go...". Once more, detention

- Once this biology boring teacher said that no matter how many videos there were about it, cats and dogs physically couldn´t sing.So, I just said " I saw it on the internet, it´s definitively real". Everyone laughed then.The teacher didn´t

- When we lost at the choir competition last year, I said " The most important thing, is that I had a lot of fun". Everyone glared. My friend said, " How daaaaaaaaaaaaaare you" doing a grand jete. That made our failure funnier

- Once a friend ordered a pizza as we did a class project in her house. When the pizze arrived, i was like " Evyone, back off, nobody know when a pizza can punch you in the face"

-Oh and that time, when this guy asked me out but I was so not interested (I´m dating a Malfoy in my mind) so I replied "No! I´m going to go work out, in case some killer robots try to kill us, and I´m the only one, who can kill them" then I just raised my arms and walked away. The idiot just stood there like the fuck this shit??

So yeah, teachers sometimes hate me for being a starkid, but they generally like me.I´m a good student, but I can´t hold myself when everything yells STARKID

Oh, and here´s my Deviantart

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A Beautiful Cacophony by ToxicRainfall reviews
Draco/Astoria. This is my version of how Draco Malfoy ended up with the mysterious girl that we only catch a glimpse of in the final book. - DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,034 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Por obligación: Serán un dragón y una víbora by Ophelia Greengrass reviews
¿Como terminaron juntos? Era su obligación, los comprometieron y era lo que todos esperaban de ellos. ¿Pero de verdad solo fue eso? No, crean o no se enamoraron de una peculiar manera a lo largo de sus años en Hogwarts. Se odiaron, se amaron, pelearon y pasaron por muchas cosas para conseguir su tan añorada felicidad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 502,988 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - [Astoria G., Draco M.] OC
Lead Me by lizzagna reviews
Moments between Draco and Astoria, bouncing back and forth from their days at Hogwarts to their marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,599 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Look no Further by lilbunny98 reviews
In 19 years, a lot can change. In Astoria's case, that change involves sacrifice, loss, and a certain blonde she will do anything for. And, in his case, he will do the same. NEW CHAPTER S COMING SOON!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,103 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M.
This Poison Called Love by Celtic Quill reviews
This is the story of Narcissa Black and Lucius Malfoy. The story of how love can corrupt. The story of how sweet Narcissa Black became callous Narcissa Malfoy. -More in-depth summary inside.-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Minutes till Midnight by Ethereal Wishes reviews
Tinkerbell thinks she will have to spend New Years alone after she faces a disaster at the annual New Years Ball in Pixie Hollow but then Terrence surprised her.
Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Terrence, Tinker Bell
Mejor que Daphne by Marie Tolomei reviews
Daphne era hermosa, inteligente, carismatica...bla bla y bla. ¿Qué tenía Astoria? Fácil, era dueña del corazón de Draco Malfoy, y eso simplemente la hacía mejor que la "perfecta" Daphne. Para Ophelia Grengrass por su cumpleaños. ¡Disfrútalo!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
¿Quisieras ser' by MrsMalfoy90 reviews
Astoria y Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Black Haired with Converse by Tempting Vixen reviews
Astoria Greengrass begins her journey of Witchcraft and Wizardry on the Hogwarts Express, where not only magic and her Converse will accompany her
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M.
The Yule Ball by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Daphne Greengrass gets dressed for the big night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Theodore N., Daphne G. - Complete
Letters From the Edge by Jennasprite reviews
Separated by circumstance, distance and a responsibility to family, Draco and Pansy cling to their love for each other and define themselves in the process. A post war journey of forgiveness, acceptance and the impossible reality of saying goodbye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 156,669 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Sunlight by OurLoveIsForever reviews
She was the sunlight and he was the darkness. Astoria/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Jacob by xscarredx13 reviews
a short Jake/Nessie poem on Jacob's POV. read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Welcome to the Family by Santiva Potter reviews
Jasper remembers when he first joined the Cullen's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
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Our Last Kiss reviews
Lucius is about to get his Dark Mark. Frightened, he says goodbye to his beloved Narcissa, and his dream of a erfect life with her. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Through the years reviews
This is Draco and Astoria s story , told from both s POV since their Hogwarts years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,110 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Who are they? reviews
Hey! If you like my story " Through the Years" and even if you don t check this out! Here I ll post the profile for OC s and characters we know little about like Astoria and Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M.