Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Scorpio Races.
Hello! I am MaeradElednor! I love to read and write, which is to be expected (I'm on fanfiction.net, people!) I made my own account on here because I myself spend a lot of time on this site, reading fanfiction off of my favorite books and movies. I think it's really great that people like taking books and twisting it their own way. In my own opinion, some of these stories on here are better than the actual story the authors based it off of. I am definitely not as good a writer as them, but I think that this site will help me branch off on my writing. So, here's to that!
Here's some some random facts about me--
Nicknames: Nani (pronounced 'nah-knee'), Ren Nara(pronouced 'wren'), Sage
Hair Color: Brown
Eyes Color: Brown
Favorite Color: Blue, especially Caribbean Blue
Favorite Song(s): Too Close- Alex Clare (currently), Numb- Linkin Park, Grenade- Bruno Mars, Everytime We Touch- Cascada
Favorite Book(s): Don't even get me started! [check farther down my profile]
Favorite Movie(s): Avatar, Hugo, October Sky, A Far Off Place, Australia, Letters to Juliet, and many more!
Favorite Food: I honestly don't know!
Favorite School Subject: Math, I guess?
Dream Vacation(s): Hawaii, Germany, Italy, England
I also have accounts on:
www.deviantART.com (if you haven't been there, it's a wonderful art site!)
www.fictionpress.com- an identical site to fanfiction.net, except you can make up your own stories there- my writing name is the same as here
If you want to, go check out my other work-in-progress Nine Different Realms. It's a sci-fi story about nine teenagers who work together to defeat the antagonist.
Favorite book series(along with fav characters and slashes) have been:
Harry Potter(J. K. Rowling)- Severus Snape will always be my fav! I especially love fanfics about Severus and Harry being father and son
Pellinor(Alison Croggon)- Maerad/Cadvan forever
Eragon(Christopher Paolini)- Eragon/Arya? Murtagh's my fav though!
The Sea of Trolls(Nancy Farmer)- Jack/Thorgil
Cat Warriors(Erin Hunter)- love Firestar, Brambleclaw, Leafpool, Crowfeather, etc. etc. etc...
Hunger Games(Suzanne Collins)- Peeta/Katniss, Finnick's my fav!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians(and typically any other book by Rick Riordan)- Percy/Annabeth!!! So cute...:)
Twilight Saga(Stephanie Meyer)-Jasper
Lord of the Rings(J. R. R Tolkien)- Legolas
The Da Vinci Code(Dan Brown)- Don't remember any of them
Ranger's Apprentice Series(John Flanagan)- Will, Halt, Gillan, and Horace forever!
The Scorpio Races(Maggie Stiefvater)- Sean/Puck, because they just fit each other.
Matched Series(Allyson Condie)- Ky/Cassia
Leviathan Series(Scott Westerfeld)- Alek(daft prince)/Deryn
Divergent Series(Veronica Roth)- Four/Tris, because they are awesome
Birthmarked series(Caragh M. O'Brien)- Leon/Gaia, need I say more?
Tiger's Curse Series(Colleen Houck) -I can't chose between Ren/Kelsey and Kishan/Kelsey! Both pairings are perfect, though I think Ren and Kelsey will eventually end up together. Either that, or Kelsey will marry some random third person.
And many more yet to read!!!
Naruto- Shikamaru and Temari are my favs!
Avatar:The Last Airbender/The Legend of Korra- Zuko/Katara and Mako/Korra
Bleach- Ichigo, Renji, Rukia, and Uryu are my favorites! (I'll probably have more as I keep watching it)
Black Butler(aka Kuroshitsuji)- Sebastian Michaelis!!!!!!
"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them."
"Don't argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"Apologizing does not always mean that you're wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship a little more than your ego."
"Sometimes, we don't actually need to say the words "I'm sorry" to convey our apology. Sometimes our actions are all that's really needed."
"Light travels faster than sound, that's why a person can appear bright until you start talking to them."
And now, some funny quotes:
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious
If you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!
OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!
let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.
yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.
i speak fluent sarcasm.
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.
I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
I do not deny everything!
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.
Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape
Don't take life to serously, no one gets out alive anyway
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...
If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends
Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do
Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid
Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."
"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."
"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P
I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
And now, the unanswered questions in life:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Sarcastic Product Placement:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
And my overall favorite:
24 Things I owe to my Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
6. My mother taught IRONY.
7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
18. My mother taught me about ESP.
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.