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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember(Hopefully)


Do NOT read this or you will be cursed.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you pose this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

I posted this because it gives a nice message, and remeber ladies we may not do those things now but that does not mean we never will. If your boyfriend doe's not do any of those give him time, but do not give too much.

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Twisted Reflections by vendetta543 reviews
She was a failure of a Mage, unable to cast even the simplest of spells. He was an Undead, a monster used as a pawn in battle he could never understand. They had nothing in common, and yet fate saw it fit to bind the two souls together.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 577,093 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Louise
Beyond the One Percent Barrier by Yaraslava Rada reviews
One shots based (mostly) in the Steins;gate world-line. Chapter 1: Okabe gives Mayuri something she's always wanted. Chapter 2: Seven years later Daru asks some important questions. Chapter 3: What happens after Okabe leaves a worldline? Chapter 4: Okabe's thoughts in episode 21. Chapter 5: Anything is possible...even That.
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Okabe R.
Snowfall by Ruinous Crow reviews
He bled out on the snowy grounds of the Night's Watch, not expecting to wake again. But he did wake, and it was not in the forlorn outreaches of the Wall, but back at Winterfell, where King Robert Baratheon was a day's ride away… Old Nan had always warned against changing fate, but how can Jon refuse a chance to prevent the game of thrones?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,451 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Jon S., Eddard S./Ned
Promises to Keep by Kimberly T reviews
One pirate gets impulsive, and an event starting in 'The Waterbending Scroll' sends ripples throughout the rest of Seasons 1, 2 & 3. A Zuko/Katara troubled friendship fic, to eventually become Zutaran in nature. Chapter 17: Tea for Two
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 174,728 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Katara, Zuko, Iroh, Sokka
Naruto: Wind Monk Banishment by Born of Prayers reviews
It had been over 4 years since Sasuke's attempted defection to Orochimaru, and his subsequent return. It had also been over 4 years since Naruto had been cast out of the Land of Fire. It may have been a mistake on Tsunade's part, but he won't return... *Note: The Flashback Chapters have been moved to their own stories, check my profile for them.*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,331 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 3,663 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [Naruto U., Fū] Sasuke U.
The Wildcard by Matalvis reviews
In Plague's final moments, he flips the Enclave the bird, only to then end up in the Mass Effect univers. Mean while TIM makes Shepherd a new dossier of a man using antique weapons while giving Omegas lowlives a hard time.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,731 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Kasumi G.
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,911 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-sama reviews
People often wondered what kept Hiccup going during those early years. When that single, most-treasured thing is taken from him, there is little left to keep him on Berk. The day Stoick returns, and the day before the best recruit is finally chosen, Hiccup leaves Berk; little knowing that he would one day return under ... strange circumstances. H/A, R/F, rated for violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,591 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
Losing Control by Levi Ackerman reviews
Squads are changed, confessions made, past sins dug up and hidden feelings discovered. Eren struggles with his conflicted feelings for Mikasa, now having to compete with Jean for her attention, and his own self-control, as the battle with the Titans rages outside the physical walls, and inside his own. MikaEren/ErenMika with one-sided JeanMika. Spoilers up till manga chapter 59.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 157,551 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Jean K., Levi
Far away by CloudyDream reviews
AU, WIP. Jon goes the opposite way, to Essos instead of the Wall. "For years he'd been dreaming of going to the East and join the Golden Company, with the Blackfyres and the men of the Free Cities. A place where no one would have cared what his name meant, and he could find his own way." Now with more Aegon, JonCon and general Targaryen drama.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,673 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Jon S., Aegon VI, Jon C., Illyrio M.
My Real Name Is by Lucillia reviews
Nobody in SG-1 is who they seem to be, or are they?...Just kidding. Colonel O'Neill came up with a game after reading some Wormhole X-Treme! fan fiction, and the rest of SG-1 decided to play along.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012 - J. O'Neill
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4346 - Favs: 6,210 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Winter in Líf's Holt by Midoriko-sama reviews
Hiccup is back on Berk after having been missing for five years, just on time to hunker down for the Winter. But will the seemingly endless season hold beauty and happiness for him, or will everything that happened so quickly finally catch up with him? Rated for violence, colourful Viking language and some adult situations.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,936 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 280 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Tuffnut, Camicazi] - Complete
Improbable Rendezvous by Afalstein reviews
It's the last day of Kurisu's stay in Japan. She's searched everywhere for the mysterious man who saved her, but nothing has come up and now it's time to move on. But suddenly, out of nowhere...
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Okabe R., Kurisu M. - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014
Binary by Syroc reviews
As Humanity continues to survive its own desolation, a probe from its past is found by a lone Quarian scout ship looking for new resources for the Migrant Fleet. They followed it back home, and found only ruins. They didn't expect to find survivors.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,076 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,150 - Reviews: 2956 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 3,966 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Dishonored Effect by Darridus reviews
Corvo Attano, newly reinstated Royal Protector of the Empire, finds himself lost in an unfamiliar world when the Outsider decides to take interest in the world beyond the Isles, and further still.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dishonored - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,722 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012
Young Hearts, Out Our Minds by CloudyDream reviews
Modern AU: five times Jon Snow wished he had a normal mother, but still loved her anyway. Or, Lyanna Stark's single parenting. Complete! (for now)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Jon S., Lyanna S., Brandon S. - Complete
Hunters, Angels & Geniuses by everythingwillbeperfect reviews
Dean, Sam & Cas at the Cheesecake Factory! Dean flirts, Penny smiles, Leonard drinks, Cas stares and Sheldon behaves like Sheldon. Or how Sheldon Cooper made a new friend. Just a one-shot which is hopefully funny. Due to the great response 2ND CHAPTER ADDED NOW. Please do R & R. Thanks :)
Crossover - Supernatural & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Sheldon C. - Complete
Drinking Tea and Waiting by Kimberly T reviews
After the war, Iroh retired to Ba Sing Se. Retired; yeah, right... There's another reason why he didn't become the Fire Lord, and it's got nothing to do with jasmine or ginseng.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
Eleven Years Old and Crime Lords by Airen Rin reviews
Based on a prompt. When Wall Maria fell, there were problems as a lot of people were suddenly crammed into a small place. A lot of people were desperate to get by. A story in which Eren, Mikasa and Armin turns to crime to make ends meet and accidentally became notorious.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,431 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Armin A., Eren Y., Mikasa A.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8091 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Broken Hearts of Steel by Chubs34 reviews
Love and War don't change. War is a brick, breaking down anything in it's path. Love runs like pure, clean water, until it fill a heart. Even if it has to run down to the deepest of depths, it will to bring people together. Even Power armor can't stop it.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,123 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sarah Lyons, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Those Who Stand Long by CloudyDream reviews
When the Lord of Winterfell dies childless, Rhaegar Targaryen decides to let the last surviving Starks return to Westeros, after thirteen years spent in exile following a failed rebellion. To Eddard Stark and his wife, it's a decade-long dream come true. To their children, born and raised in the Free Cities, it's a brave new world. Sequel now up!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Eddard S./Ned, Sansa S., Rhaegar T. - Complete
Crossing the Line by The Antic Repartee reviews
It took more than defeating the Green Death for Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III to become the warrior chieftain of lore. There were more eyes to open, more minds to change, and his ambition only continued to grow with the aid of two women. HxA, HxC, mild AxOC
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,676 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid, Camicazi - Complete
The City of Mages by Joyed Roman reviews
Louise just wanted to prove she wasn't a failure and summoning her familiar was going to prove that. She didn't expect to bring an entire city. Neither did she expect them to be the answer to her problem.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,891 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Louise, Siesta
Icha Icha Paradise: Spiraling Love by JackOfBladesX reviews
On his training trip, Jiraiya attempts to teach Naruto of the art of seducing women and ends up inadvertently bringing two hurt souls together. But that's all well and good, makes for good research after all. One-shot, Lemons, Pairing: Naruto x Fu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 41,889 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Naruto U., Fū - Complete
Allies In A Time Of War by CloudyDream reviews
AU. Jon goes to war with his brother, and finds out he has more in common with Lady Catelyn than he thought. And just like that, the story changes. Sort of fix-it but not quite, featuring brotherly bonding, Stark awesomness, and characters not getting killed off - mostly. TRANSLATION IN HUNGARIAN NOW AVAILABLE (link on my profile)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,798 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Catelyn T., Jon S., Robb S. - Complete
Why won't you let me protect you? by Levi Ackerman reviews
"Haven't seen a face like that around here," the boy whistled, "Come over here, pretty girl, we'll have some fun." Eren whirled around, eyes blazing as he clenched his fists. "What did you say?" he growled. "Eren," Mikasa tugged at his sleeve, "Let's go home." "We're not interested in you, brat, only your little friend." "You touch her, and you die," Eren spat. Eren/Mikasa
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
Faulty Hearts by deathmakesapoet reviews
[ONESHOT] When he first joined the 104th Trainee's Squad, Eren's full body harness was faulty, causing him to be unable to maintain his balance. This nearly got him kicked out of the military. But why was it that Eren got the only faulty harness? Was it just coincidence? Or maybe a certain someone planned it all along? ;) [Some Eren/Mikasa fluff]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
Explanations Work Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Itachi realizes his plans have gone down the crapper when he meets Sasuke and attempts to salvage the situation as best as he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
I'm the Enemy by True Neutral reviews
Sarah Lyons/Lone Wanderer romance type fic exploring their relationship during and after the events of the main quest line, Broken Steel, and Point Lookout. The Enclave makes a last, great attempt to take control of the Capital Wasteland. War. War Never changes. Chapter 13: Lone.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,373 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
The Gift of Greatness by Levi Matthews reviews
When the Lone Wanderer walked out of the Vault, he had no idea of the destiny before him. In a world ravaged by war and fire, Gabriel Matthews finds love, hardship, and discovers his gift of greatness. A Fallout 3 Epic. Male Lone Wanderer/Sarah Lyons. Image by Darcad (Deviantart) and used with permission.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 137,974 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
First Try: Zabuza by Lucillia reviews
The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku
Trust Issues by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Uzumaki Naruto believes he can no longer trust the Sandaime Hokage, for the man has been lying to him his entire life, whereupon Sarutobi decides to try and prove him wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Mass Effect: ODST by Helljumper 1337 reviews
A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him. Follow Rookie the young helljumper as he attempts to piece together to how did he ended on this messed up place...
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,265 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Rookie, Shepard (F)
Dark Guild Konoha by Sir Godot reviews
Oración Seis is defeated, but yet another Dark Guild makes its appearance. Their mages wield strange powers, but no one knows where they came from. What's their objective? And are the 'mages' of Konoha truly evil? Fighters clash, and war seems inevitable. Story completed, adopted and continued by XenotheWise135 under the title "Troubles Never Cease".
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,061 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U., Natsu D. - Complete
It Could Be Worse by OnceMoreAndAgain reviews
Westeros has been thrown into the chaos of an all out war and neither the Assassins nor the Templars can point fingers at each other for this one. Trouble brews across the Narrow Sea and Winter is still Coming. Random Collection of Half-Formed Ideas for an ASOIAFxAC crossover. Seriously I don't even know what I was thinking.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
The Last Party by bren97122 reviews
A young maid already has her hands full with a festive party at the grand Boyle Estate. However, an uninvited guest is in attendance- and he doesn't intend for anyone to leave outside of a body bag. A darkfic, rated M for bloody, violent goodness.
Dishonored - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete
First Try: Autumn Leaves by Lucillia reviews
Team 5 Oneshot: In the early days when the team was starting to come together, Naruto finds a D-Rank he likes and Tetsuo finds a reason to teach other than making his wife happy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fallout New Vegas: The two Brotherhoods by Freedom Guard reviews
What happens when a new faction joins the struggle in the Mojave? And who is this faction in question? The Midwestern Brotherhood of Steel. OC x Courier, OC X Cass
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Courier, Cass
Through the eyes of a madwoman by vendetta543 reviews
Most assume the Redguard Captain tried to kill the Dragonborn because of sheer spite. The truth is much more dark and sinister...well, not really. But it's still pretty bad.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mass Effect New Origins V2 by erttheking reviews
On the dawn of the 27th century, the UNSC discovers a Mass Relay, and unlock its power. What follows not only includes making contact with new species and making new friends, but making new enemies as well, and the entire galaxy will shake.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 442,687 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Sins Of A Galactic Empire by SpaceCowboy2013 reviews
When the unknown regions of space is revealed to the galaxy at large by a CIS warship the UNSC becomes members of galactic community, but its existence is soon threatened by the rise of an Empire from the ashes of a declining Republic DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Thrawn, Master Chief/John-117
Still Haven't Found What I'm Lookin' For by HailToTheKing reviews
New Vegas fic about a MALE courier and his search to find out who he was. Gonna be a lot of violence, swearing, and some sex. Will have all companions and DLC spinoffs. Gonna have MCourierxCass and it's "M" for steamy sex dammit!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,585 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Courier, Cass
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
I Could Make You Care by Tobias Corvinus reviews
Veronica Santangelo was just enjoying a cold drink at Trading Station 188 when a stranger caught her eye. Cryptic summary, good story. Rated T, may change.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Courier, Veronica S.
First Try: Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
The life and times of Shimura Tetsuo, Jounin Sensei of Team 5. Drabbles and oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Operation: FRAGMENT by Numbah702 reviews
Three years after decommissioning, the former members of Sector V unknowingly share a secret that could save the world.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,218 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010
The gunslingers of the Mojave and DC wasteland by northern484 reviews
Hunter, the lone wanderer is making from the D.C ruins for the glamor of New Vegas but when he meets Ashley,the courier, will the they find who shot her in the head, or fall victim to the Mojave. Rated M for gore and language.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Courier
Dangerous Secrets by MissSmokey20 reviews
On the run from Tenpenny and Mr. Burke Aida finds herself in another plot to save the wasteland. But how far will Dedric go to learn of Aida's past and show her that not everyone she encounters is not so mistrustful. Second addition to Dangerous Territor
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,329 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Courier, Lone Wanderer
Tales of the 22nd Long Roamers Rangers by Char Osborn reviews
A tale about a NCR trooper turned Ranger, the courier, boone, Raul, and members of the 22nd as they travel to distance states, scouting settlements and convincing towns to join the NCR and a later meeting with a stranger near the Mississippi River.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Courier, C. Boone
Stalking Zuko by emletish reviews
Katara has developed a new hobby. At the Western Air Temple she takes to stalking Zuko. Much silliness and shenanigans follow. In chapter 20: Katara and Zuko return home to the others. Katara hates the F word and she comes to a decision regarding Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,671 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Here Tomorrow Gone Today by Tari Roo reviews
SGA/SPN Crossover AU. The world ended and not how any hunter would have imagined. A BSG-style fleet of refugees on the run, with Dean Winchester aboard the Hammond.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,765 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - John S., Dean W. - Complete
Bleed Me Dry by Scarred Ocelot reviews
It all started with a chip. Now trapped in a shallow grave, this is where his rebirth begins; creating the man whose decisions will either enslave or free the people of the Mojave.Follow him as he tries to uncover his past. Warning M/M in later Chapters.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Courier
First Try: River Country Con by Lucillia reviews
Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
New Wasteland, Same Problems by John Chandos reviews
Haunted by anger and guilt, the Lone Wanderer leaves the Capital Wasteland, Westward-bound with one thing on his mind: closure. Elsewhere, the Courier narrowly escapes death in a small graveyard. Together, they will shape the fate of the Mojave Wasteland.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,903 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Courier
Operational Risk Management by Kimberly T reviews
How could the warriors of the Southern Water Tribe have dared to leave their own people utterly defenseless, to answer the Earth Kingdom's call for aid? Well, as it turned out, Hakoda had a plan... Warning: NOT a cute-n-fluffy fic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hakoda - Complete
This Big Galaxy by SomeGuy300 reviews
Gonna be changing some things and improving some things. Until then its on a hiatus. Plus I am reading some good stories with Naruto in them especially the crossovers.
Crossover - Fallout & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,017 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Lone Wanderer
King of Spades,Queen of Hearts FNVnF3 crossover by Remy King reviews
When the Lone Wanderer discovers his parents may have orginated from Vault 21 in the Mojave Wasteland, he goes there. There he meets a woman, a Courier. They're then sucked into a 3-way war where their choices decide the Mojave's future.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,732 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Courier
Facing Up to It by Kimberly T reviews
Takes place a month after the end of the series. Zuko knows well that ruling a country is far harder than apologizing to people you've wronged. But somebody's got to do it…
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,747 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Zuko, King Kuei - Complete
Twas the night before fallout by Lord Vukodlak reviews
A parody of Twas the Night before Christmas with Fallout New Vegas characters
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Complete
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
Week by Just Another Soul reviews
Not every day in Roanapur is an action packed gunfight. Sometimes, the tasks of Roanapur's finest are mundane at best. A slice-of-life collection.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
days were slipping past by omens reviews
“I just don’t want to miss you anymore.” Future-fic.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,996 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4963 - Favs: 4,566 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 3,248 - Follows: 3,086 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
And So, I Wait by Gaming Ikari reviews
Tayuya survives her encounter with Shikamaru and Temari and discovers just what possessing a Will of Fire means. Rated for language... but you should know that. It's Tayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 3,955 - Follows: 987 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Immaculate by Just Another Soul reviews
Carnage, turmoil, and the ever frequent sound of echoing gunshots. Nobody is shocked or disturbed. Murder is an everyday occurrence in Roanapur... but somebody has to clean up the mess. A one-shot Sawyer the Cleaner centric.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Sawyer - Complete
Oblivious by Just Another Soul reviews
Many thought Rotton was a poser. He's not. Well, the only other explanation for his behavior was that he was oblivious. He's not. Not completely... A one-shot Rotton the Wizard centric, accompanied by Sawyer and Shenhua.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Rotton - Complete
I've Got You by Jetslinger reviews
After five years of absence, Naruto returns to Konoha to complete a mission of the upmost importance. Along the way, he reflects upon the events that brought them together. NaruKin, rated T for violence and mild fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 130 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kin T., Naruto U. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 237 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 3,887 - Follows: 636 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete