Hey! I've been a long time lurker (like four years XD), but I'm new to actually getting an account on Fanfiction.net after meaning to for some time now. I've just been waiting on the right ideas; no use getting an account if you don't have an idea for a story right? Anyway, I am a bit self-conscious when it comes to stuff I write so it may take me a while to post anything because I am a bit obsessive when editing. And I know I'm not an awesome writer, at least that's what I think of myself but who knows what anyone else thinks... This is my main reason for getting this account; I'm hoping to get some constructive criticism on my writing and hope to improve, so please no flames... If you think it's that god awful and absolutely just have to tell me just private message me or something. I've read some really awesome stories on here that some random jerk has flamed and I'm like WTH? Sorry, must resist ranting! I also must resist copying and pasting random crap into my profile :)

(Wow that paragraph up there is like over a year old...) I'm pretty varied in what I read though mostly enjoy humor (which you'll notice if you look at my favorites list). That doesn't mean that I don't enjoy anything else. It just depends on the mood I'm in. As far as music goes I'm pretty much the same way. I'll listen to anything (except Bieber) and it all depends on mood. Come to think of it, I'm a very moody person in general... Anyways I LOVE movies. Like I have to watch something every day or I don't feel complete. I'm actually in college (I'm a freshie) and right now I am seriously considering majoring in film. If I don't, it'll probably be English. I drive my friends crazy with my movie loving self because I have a very strong opinion. Don't get me wrong, I do have respect for other people's opinion and you can like whatever you want. But when I'm really passionate about something and someone tries to tell me I'm wrong, then I just go off. I can't help it... My favorite genre is action/adventure whilst my least favorite is horror. Once again don't get me wrong, I love different types of movies. It's just I'm not a big fan of stupid people and straight up gore, which is what a lot of horror movies seem to be nowadays. I like the 80s ones the best btw XD. In fact, 80s movies in general are pretty awesome! Right where was I going with this... ? Anyway, I'm actually trying to write something! It's just a combination of college, time management, and pure laziness that keep me from doing so. That and some of my ideas involve OCs and I'm being very careful to avoid mary-sues. Oh on the subject of OCs, I don't mind them as long as they're well developed, likable, and the story doesn't make the other characters too OOC.

Things Not to Do at Hogwarts!! :)

1. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp (a dance involving the pelvic thrust) will not earn me any House points.

2. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout, "I have the power!”

3. “Y’all check this here out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to perform an experimental spell.

4. It is not necessary to yell, “Burn!” every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

5. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

6. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.

7. I will not sing, “We’re off to see the wizard!” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.

8. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

9. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

10. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing Little Shop of Horrors music.

11. It is not necessary for me to yell, “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.

12. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.

13. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherin Day.

14. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the Charms corridor.

15. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt.

16. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

17. “Draco Malfoy takes it up the arse!” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant…

18. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

19. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles.”

20. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.

21. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

22. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps. (But how cool would that be??)

23. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.

24. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

25. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

26. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.

27. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

28. “OMGWTF!” is not a spell.

29. I will not follow Potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.

30. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort..

31. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

32. If asked in class about Avada Kedavra, yelling, “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.

33. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force.”

34. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.

35. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin mascot.

36. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of good and evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, “There can be only ONE!”

37. I will not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine.”

38. I will not say, “Dude, get a life,” to Lord Voldemort.

39. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

40. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

41. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “firewhisky.”

42. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

43. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

44. Seamus Finnigan is not “After me, Lucky Charms!”

45. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.

46. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write, “I told you I was hardcore.”

47. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

48. I will not shout, "To infinity and beyond!!" when I take off on my broomstick.

49. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead" is never appropriate - particularly not in reference to Professor Umbridge.

50. I will not refer to Draco Malfoy as "the amazing bouncing ferret."

If you solemly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile