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Hey! I've been a long time lurker (like four years XD), but I'm new to actually getting an account on Fanfiction.net after meaning to for some time now. I've just been waiting on the right ideas; no use getting an account if you don't have an idea for a story right? Anyway, I am a bit self-conscious when it comes to stuff I write so it may take me a while to post anything because I am a bit obsessive when editing. And I know I'm not an awesome writer, at least that's what I think of myself but who knows what anyone else thinks... This is my main reason for getting this account; I'm hoping to get some constructive criticism on my writing and hope to improve, so please no flames... If you think it's that god awful and absolutely just have to tell me just private message me or something. I've read some really awesome stories on here that some random jerk has flamed and I'm like WTH? Sorry, must resist ranting! I also must resist copying and pasting random crap into my profile :)

(Wow that paragraph up there is like over a year old...) I'm pretty varied in what I read though mostly enjoy humor (which you'll notice if you look at my favorites list). That doesn't mean that I don't enjoy anything else. It just depends on the mood I'm in. As far as music goes I'm pretty much the same way. I'll listen to anything (except Bieber) and it all depends on mood. Come to think of it, I'm a very moody person in general... Anyways I LOVE movies. Like I have to watch something every day or I don't feel complete. I'm actually in college (I'm a freshie) and right now I am seriously considering majoring in film. If I don't, it'll probably be English. I drive my friends crazy with my movie loving self because I have a very strong opinion. Don't get me wrong, I do have respect for other people's opinion and you can like whatever you want. But when I'm really passionate about something and someone tries to tell me I'm wrong, then I just go off. I can't help it... My favorite genre is action/adventure whilst my least favorite is horror. Once again don't get me wrong, I love different types of movies. It's just I'm not a big fan of stupid people and straight up gore, which is what a lot of horror movies seem to be nowadays. I like the 80s ones the best btw XD. In fact, 80s movies in general are pretty awesome! Right where was I going with this... ? Anyway, I'm actually trying to write something! It's just a combination of college, time management, and pure laziness that keep me from doing so. That and some of my ideas involve OCs and I'm being very careful to avoid mary-sues. Oh on the subject of OCs, I don't mind them as long as they're well developed, likable, and the story doesn't make the other characters too OOC.

Things Not to Do at Hogwarts!! :)

1. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp (a dance involving the pelvic thrust) will not earn me any House points.

2. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout, "I have the power!”

3. “Y’all check this here out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to perform an experimental spell.

4. It is not necessary to yell, “Burn!” every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

5. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

6. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.

7. I will not sing, “We’re off to see the wizard!” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.

8. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

9. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

10. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing Little Shop of Horrors music.

11. It is not necessary for me to yell, “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.

12. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.

13. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherin Day.

14. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the Charms corridor.

15. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt.

16. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

17. “Draco Malfoy takes it up the arse!” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant…

18. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

19. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles.”

20. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.

21. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

22. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps. (But how cool would that be??)

23. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.

24. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

25. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

26. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.

27. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

28. “OMGWTF!” is not a spell.

29. I will not follow Potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.

30. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort..

31. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

32. If asked in class about Avada Kedavra, yelling, “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.

33. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force.”

34. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.

35. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin mascot.

36. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of good and evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, “There can be only ONE!”

37. I will not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine.”

38. I will not say, “Dude, get a life,” to Lord Voldemort.

39. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

40. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

41. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “firewhisky.”

42. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

43. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

44. Seamus Finnigan is not “After me, Lucky Charms!”

45. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.

46. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write, “I told you I was hardcore.”

47. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

48. I will not shout, "To infinity and beyond!!" when I take off on my broomstick.

49. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead" is never appropriate - particularly not in reference to Professor Umbridge.

50. I will not refer to Draco Malfoy as "the amazing bouncing ferret."

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Blackout by HoistTheColours reviews
The pieces of the puzzle all make funny shapes, but in the end, they fit together. Every. Single. One. Sequel to Clockwork.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 123,120 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 8/8/2019 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Joker
Second Chance by weepingwillow2616 reviews
Summary inside! You don't want to miss this!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 314,458 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Erik
dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews
What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 34,989 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
Not Playing with a Full Deck by 4ofCups reviews
Gotham's most feared criminal has been insulted on a grand scale. What type of revenge will he exact on the woman who's responsible? Lois Lane will find out the hard way. This Joker is feral, bloodthirsty and hungry for revenge. Mature content.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 503,177 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,269 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Guideline To Living With The Avengers Part II by szynka2496 reviews
Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,657 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Shadow Government by Quiet2885 reviews
Futuristic AU. Unemployment is high, the streets are violent, and the people are beginning to panic. Trapped in a cult-like community, Christine only knows that the Spirit keeps her safe from the madness on the inside and the outside. But when the son of a Senator reenters her life, she will discover just how much power the Spirit has over her—and the entire country. Complete.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 217,828 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
The Thirteenth Rider by HachimansKitsune reviews
Sarah dreams of the Labyrinth and being chased by a rider in black. Jareth dreams of claiming the queen who once escaped him. Sometimes fairy tales come true, but there is always a price. The Wild Hunt is coming - but who is the hunter and who is the prey
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,941 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Teach me to Sing by Neko-Tenchi reviews
A young girl hears the sound of an organ playing from an old opera house and her life changes forever as she falls in love with a remarkable man who loves w its the turn of Elizabeth Ashwin to be enchanted by the Phantom of the W CHAPTER
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,011 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Erik
Revenge of the Nerds by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,955 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,318 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Toby's Wish by HyborianQueen reviews
Sarah never forgot the lessons she learned that night those many years ago. But some lessons that are excruciatingly learned by some are never taught to others. Toby never learned those lessons and now somebody is going to have to pay. Evil Jareth
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 160,476 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Jareth, Sarah, Toby - Complete
Quiet on the Campus by MaliceArchangela reviews
Sequel: After a long boring summer, Cin is ready to start college. But what happens when the Akatsuki show up injured at her front door? She heals them and they go off to college. But on the campus, can the boys keep their secret? Or will Cin go insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 86,003 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
From Shadows to Starlight by Sarah Katheryn reviews
In 19th century France, a journey begins. He's a mysterious artist and composer who hides his past-and his face- from the world. She's a small town girl with a broken home. When Alana meets Erik, one thing's certain: their lives will never be the same.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 150,715 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Erik
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 3,116 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Run And Hide But A Face Will Still Pursue You! by snickerspods reviews
A Girl, masquerading as a boy, comes under the Phantom's tutelage during the renovation of the Opera Populaire. What will happen when he discovers she's not what she seems? Rated for future chapters
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,486 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/11/2009
More Tales of Phantom Hysterics by Songbird of Night reviews
I was always told raising a family is hard work. What I didn't know is that I would have one so soon...and that it would consist of a naive teenage girl, her foppy husband, & a crazy, masked Phantom! This is me, my best friend & our awesome POTO comedy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,582 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Erik, Christine
Tardness by Erik's Other Lover reviews
These are random and funny little scences that myself and my partners write together. These are written for you amusment as well as ours. Happy reading!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 1/29/2009
For Your Viewing Pleasure by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Crowley's going to have movie night, even if it kills him. And by "him," Crowley means Bobby.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Anglophilia by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
There's something wrong with Bobby. He's drinking tea, eating scones, and he's out of beer! Who's responsible for these dastardly changes to his personality? It's best Sam and Dean don't find out.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Phangirl Adventures with the POTO Crew by oh-the-irony-13 reviews
The sequel to 'Phantom of Summer Vacation'. A continuation of my zany adventures with Erik, Christine and Raoul! What will happen? Well, with these three, you never quite know! Rated T for my mouth. DISCONTINUED
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,813 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
Guideline To Living With The Avengers by szynka2496 reviews
including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Losercest by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
After faking his death, Crowley needs a way to torment the Winchesters without anyone realizing he's still alive and kicking. So he hits them right where it hurts the weirdest: in the Wincest. If he can't kill them, he'll scar them emotionally instead.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Crowley, Castiel - Complete
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
What is Essential is Invisible to the Eye by Prothrombintime reviews
Jack and Ianto's epic journey, from the beginning to the end... and beyond. Spoilers for everything. Canon compliant, including selected books, audio books, and radio plays, through Children of Earth… with a twist.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 200 - Words: 426,777 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Mouse and the Spider by I'm Over There reviews
Jim Moriarty gets bored. Molly Hooper gets lonely. They're just two planets revolving around the brilliant sun that is Sherlock Holmes, drawn in by his gravity. And his light. But everybody needs distractions...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 236,244 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
We Two Alone by shoreleave reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Leonard McCoy thinks he has nothing in common with command-track cadet Jim Kirk, until a series of events forces them together. When a training mission derails into a seemingly hopeless situation, both have to learn to trust each other to survive.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,426 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 306 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Fresh Snowfall by The Detective Prince reviews
Yukiko Ginhana, after a cocky mistake, ends up being held hostage by Madara Uchiha for the information she holds on her allies, the Senju, however things aren't quite what they seem...MadaraxOC M for future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 283,608 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Madara U.
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Department of Archives by Freebooter 4Ever reviews
The Department of Archives never garnered much attention - until it merged with Applied Sciences. Lyn, a poor artist-turned-archivist is swept into a life full of mystery, intrigue and danger when her world collides with the Caped Crusader. Bruce/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 196,063 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 324 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3335 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Team Seven, Team Hawk, OC - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Phantom of Summer Vacation by oh-the-irony-13 reviews
What do you do do when the Phantom of the Opera falls on your head as you're walking home from your last day of school? You get ready for the craziest, wildest summer ever! Rated T for my mouth. Inspired by Horses of Shadow and Night.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,609 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Broken and Beyond by Ghostly Melody reviews
Sequel to "This Twisted Choice". Christine is forced back into a difficult life with Raoul, yet still finds her thoughts flooded with Erik. When she learns of his existence somewhere unknown, she seeks help from Mdm. Giry, and sets out to find him.R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Erik, Christine
With Friends Like This by violent darlings reviews
Nadir Khan really needs a new best friend. Starring Christine, unborn!Charles, and the epic bromance that is Erik and Nadir.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Quiet on the Golf Course by MaliceArchangela reviews
Cin was never a girl who went out looking for adventure. In fact, she was more than content with her average quiet life. But all that would change in one fateful day out on the golf course when she comes across someone who simply cannot keep quiet!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 143 - Words: 135,312 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
This Twisted Choice by Ghostly Melody reviews
What if Christine had said yes? Not because she loved Erik, but because she pitied him and wanted to save Raoul's life.This is about Christine and Erik, and how they cope with their new future together and learn to love. Not one shot. Please R&R ;
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,269 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Erik, Christine
The Official Phan Guide by lovephantomperson reviews
This is your guide to find out what phangirls/phanguys are really like. Chapters explain the different types, levels, and description of the phans.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011
Highway to Hell by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
SEQUEL to Ghosts of the Past. The Akatsuki visit again, warning the girls that Konoha knows of their world. In order to protect the girls, the Akatsuki might have to venture into hell itself: high school. Crazier? Certainly. Deserves reviews? Hell yes. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,968 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
The Joker's Guide to Arkham Asylum by KNO3 reviews
All you ever wanted to know and more about surviving in the world's finest nuthouse! Step right up as your good buddy JOKER explains everything about life in Arkham. FLUFF
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Joker
For Love is Strong as Death by Sakuri reviews
Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,133 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Why You Shouldn't Give Weed To POTO Characters by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Picture a That 70's Show-style pot circle. Insert Phantom of the Opera characters. Laugh. Rating for drugs and Erik being Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5628 - Favs: 13,049 - Follows: 1,767 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Prefer to Text by ellie.hell reviews
Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 172 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Demonic Blade by Carvainianwitch101 reviews
How many souls can someone have? What happens when the world you know comes crashing down around you? Izanami Amaya is about to find out when she goes from abused daughter from our world to the most powerful shinobi in the Naruto world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,516 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Madara U., Akatsuki - Complete
How to Piss Off The Akatsuki by Daaviiee reviews
Sakura has joined the Akatsuki for a year now and she is getting bored. Then she stumbles upon an article 'How to Piss Off The Akatsuki'. This is going to be one hell of a fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Snowball fight ofDOOM! by RemysQueenofHearts reviews
This is a one shot I wrote for a contest on DA. Basically Sakura decides the Akatsuki need to be more fun and decides to have a snowball fight with them. ...Hidan's in the story thus the rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
How the Joker Stole Gotham by Lauralot reviews
The story of The Dark Knight, in the style of Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 424 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Plausibility by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow doesn't care who she is, where she hails from, or where she's going. He just needs a ride. OC but no romance, I can guarantee you that.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,359 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Ghosts of the Past by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
"Your mom was in cahoots with the Akatsuki, who are now living with us! Doesn't that excite you a little?" When the Akatsuki invade their home, two teen girls are entangled in a web of secrets and mystery, with a dash of humor for good measure. Sound fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,079 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Realised This Was Different by Jennistar1 reviews
...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Home Alone by Luna of the Night Eclipse reviews
Two weird 14 year olds are home alone. What happens when the Joker's car breaks down near their house? Chaos ensues and things start to get interesting. NOW COMPLETE!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,352 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Joker, Bruce W. - Complete
Kitty Kurse by Itachi's Chair 420 reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
53 Ways Not To Die A Slow And Painful Death by XxScarletteDravenxX reviews
53 ways not to die a slow and painful death by annoying Erik for dummies. you know who you are.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hidan, I dare you to kill yourself by Yowl of Time reviews
The Akatsuki play Truth or Dare... well, people should have seen the likes of it plenty of times, you know the drill; chaos ensues, lots of fainting an puking and cursing and... blablabla. Rated T 'cause of Hidan, PeinxKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Stolen by sprinkledwithpearls reviews
."He climbed out the window and into the crisp, cool air of the night, whispering one last thing to the angel lying in his arms. 'Let the dream begin'." A continuance of the movie/musical with touches of Kay. EC. Chapter 15 posted!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,202 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009
Denial Ain't Just a River by frozenlaughter reviews
Jim Kirk may not be an MD, but he *is* a genius. So he can tell when a cold isn't just a cold, right? No reason to bring a tricorder into this, none at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,148 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Price of Beauty by TheProblematique reviews
Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6686 - Favs: 14,711 - Follows: 6,076 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 278 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Never Let The Akatsuki Become Bored by 9shadowcat9 reviews
Pein orders quiet for one hour a day. The akatsuki become bored and begin pranking each other. No Akatsuki were hurt in the making of this fic. R AND R! Thanks britachi'sbride for the help! :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
The Chase by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 164 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Raoul Bashing Chronicles 1: Slippery Swordplay by XxScarletteDravenxX reviews
The 1st in my series, The Raoul Bashing Chronicles. It's about, well, bashing Raoul. In this installment Raoul and Erik are in a Swordfight to the death- guess who dies? Crack!EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Nerd by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Phantom of the Opera in group therapy by Violet Eyes of Fire reviews
The chracters of Phantom of the Opera need to work out their issues in a productive, nonviolent way. Through group therapy! What could possibly go wrong? If you read, please review.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
mY fAVoritE tHinGS by 4ofCups reviews
Ledger's Joker is feeling blue instead of purple. How does he pick himself up? Cue the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical score, replace the Austrian Alps with the backdrop of Gotham, and sing along. You all know the tune.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The James T Kirk Touch by schweinsty reviews
Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Scissors by Mythal Rising reviews
Naruto asks Kakashi a question on the way back from their mission in wave...but it leads to more consequences then anyone could ever imagine...CRACK. t for Hidans mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Leporiphobia by Lauralot reviews
Anything can be terrifying. Even a rabbit.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Kidnap Mister Naruto by WhenSarahSmiles reviews
Songfic: Konan, Deidara and Sasori are walking down the hallway and suddenly burst into song about how they are going to capture Naruto...oh joy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Akatsuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Burlap by GreyLiliy reviews
Jonathan hadn't meant to buy the burlap. It just sort of happened.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Do You Hear the People Sing? by Takada Saiko reviews
Les Amis wins, but at what cost? AU, obviously. R&R please
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,534 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Enjolras, Grantaire
The Little Tobi Story by Theif Queen reviews
Tobi, the newest member of the Akatsuki learns a few new 'words' from the rest of the Akatsuki, but what will come of this? random one-shot, rated T for language, mostly from Hidan. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by gravity01 reviews
She broke easily. There is no question in her mind that she is mine. I should be happy! Is this not what I wanted? A real, living bride as my own? And yet, this is not what I imagined... not how I intended it to happen... Modern. EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 80,148 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Something Better by DreamFlight reviews
Annalise may be the daughter of the Pirate King, but she dreams of a very different life. A deal made with Calypso brings not only new adventures, but the return of a certain exCommodore, complicating matters of course. PostAWE, Spoilers, NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,435 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - James N. - Complete
Akatsuki Fools by dead drifter reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
When All is Lost by Quiet2885 reviews
Modern. Will a deformed man's desire for revenge destroy the future of a young couple? Or were all three fated to begin this dark journey and face the evils of the past? A story of the struggle between hatred and love, vengeance and redemption. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 306,625 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
All in Your Head by Novelist Pup reviews
Kyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Housemates by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to [Get Out of My House!] Jackie's survived her encounter with the Riddler...so far. But he's not the only rogue in Gotham...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,707 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Skin & Bones by kc-archive reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U., Sakura H. - Complete
Get Out of My House! by Checkerboards reviews
Q: When is the Riddler's lair not a lair? A: When it's someone else's apartment.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 250 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 4,328 - Follows: 585 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Patience by Cyprith reviews
It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
A Day by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours. [SasuSaku] [complete version]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 145 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 501 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
The Nacken's Song by Gondolier reviews
First place in PFN's Halloween Morbidity Contest. Christine Daaé, Northern daughter, Flaxen locks and rosy face. Whispers tales her father taught her: Trolls and goblins, dolls and lace...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 7,187 - Follows: 609 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Something Has to Give by AKA Jay reviews
There are some things you can't walk away from. The Labyrinth is one, organized crime is another... also Jareth. And sentient predatory hand dryers too. Oh, and true love. But Sarah is going to give it her best shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002
One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz by Jehan's Muse reviews
Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2002