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Joined 07-18-11, id: 3082510, Profile Updated: 08-09-15
Author has written 43 stories for Lord of the Rings, Elder Scroll series, Warcraft, Aliens/Predator, and Hobbit.

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: Revisiting Hookup of Epic Proportions in order to continue Reconciliation of Mammoth Proportions - The Great Faelur Tweak Complete rewrite in progress - you won't even recognize the place when the renovation crew leaves. UPDATE: REWRITTEN CHAPTERS ARE NOW BEING POSTED.


Prepare yourself for a roller-coaster ride. While I've been writing this and that for decades, I've really stepped it up in the last year or so here on FFN. My attention shifts wildly, which should explain the large number of WIPs on my profile, in varying states of completeness. But even if I ignore a story for a long, looooong time, rest assured I will complete it. Some day.

Getting Orcs Laid 101

I'm sure you're all wondering why I have a 'penchant' for writing about these rough-housing beasts and their complicated love lives. When I figure it out, I'll let you know. ;) Ultimately, these stories seem to be variations on the 'Beauty and the Beast' theme, except the Beast doesn't physically transform into a handsome prince at the end. He's a beast from start to finish, but maybe he's a little… nicer… at the end. Maybe he has some beauty inside of him that won't come out unless someone goes looking for it. Who better to look for and find beauty than… a Beauty?

So yes, I go to great lengths to get Orcs laid. But it's only a small part of the story. Read on. It's all about the journey, folks. For most of these guys, it's a frickin' slog.

My LOTR Black Speech is from the Land of Shadow dialect exclusively. You may consult the dictionary on that site if you want to know the meanings of the majority of my OC Orcs' names. They were often selected to reflect particular character traits. ;)

Other Stuff

  • Zoop's Den of Orcs - filled to the brim with an endless stream of Orcs, Orks, and Orsimer - come for the green, stay for the sexy ;)
  • Zoop on deviantArt - home of all my sketchings - not all of what I draw gets linked here, but a huge percentage of it involves Orcs
  • Original work on FictionPress - there is no end to the Orcs in the world(s) according to Zoop :D (NOTE: Assemble at the Gates has been removed.)
  • A NOTE ABOUT MY UNFINISHED FICS

    Frequently Occasionally, I get reviews that mention the fact that I have many WIPs lying around, and oh dang it, I started another one. Meanwhile, some WIPs languish for months years a long time before I get around to updating them. Well, I could go into all the reasons why I temporarily lose interest in a story or run out of cool ideas or can't quite figure out how to get from plot point A to plot point B, but it's much more fun to 'blame the dog.' My muse is a fickle creature who has pretty wide and unpredictable mood swings. To curb some of her erratic behavior, I have a Plot Bunny Hutch housing (at last count) more than two dozen nascent fics. I've only recently employed an idle Orc to manage things in there. He's not happy with his job, believe me. Some of those buns still sneak out.

    BUT I have not abandoned anything, nor am I likely to allow adoption of a seemingly homeless fic. I have plans/schemes for everything unfinished, and a lot of what's unstarted. Plus I'm working on a novel. There are only so many hours in a day, and most of mine are taken up with RL.

    HINT: A nice long review is a sure way of getting an idle fic back on my radar. :D

    ANOTHER HINT: I'm notoriously awful about spoilering my own fics. If you're dying to know what I'm planning, PM me and I'll talk your ear off. ;)


    EXTRA BITS AND PIECES FOR EACH FIC

    OUT OF ALL PROPORTIONS (Lord of the Rings series)

    Part I: Misfire of Global Proportions (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 2/7
    Photo Ops: Nûrzgrat, Ghrulagûrz, Thakûf, Nûlkol, Razkaar, Morkoth (Yup, that'll be Lurtz in a rare not-snarling-at-Boromir moment), Frûmâdûrz (I smell man-flesh!)
    Fan Art: Morkoth, by *arowell
    Fan Art: Morkoth, by missingsock25
    Fan Art: Ilsa, by Zoop

    Part II: Hookup of Epic Proportions (Complete - currently being reposted with major revisions)
    Happy Orcs: 0/2
    Photo Op: Nûrzgrat
    Fan Art: Nûrzgrat & Ilsa, Thakûf, by missingsock25
    Fan Art: Nûrzgrat & Brytta, by noirart23
    Fan Art: Nûrzgrat & Brytta, Nûrzgrat & Brytta, by laineylane (erotic content)
    Fan Art: Shagal, Night of a Thousand Torments by helenamarkos

    Part III: Reconciliation of Mammoth Proportions
    Happy Orcs: 0/1
    Fan Art: Nûrzgrat, Ghrulagûrz, Brie and Ghru by Zoop
    Fan Art: What Are You Thinking? by pixelerrante
    Fan Art: Thakûf by pixelerrante

    Part IV: Urban Sprawl of Gigantic Proportions (coming eventually!)

    Part V: Title TBD (one of these days!)

    PROPORTIONATE RELATIONS (side fics related to the Out of All Proportions series)

    Fell Winter (Complete)
    Happy Orc: 1/1 (another measure of happiness)
    Fan Art: Narmiburr, Fly Beneath the Moon's Light by Zoop

    Globatish (Complete)
    Happy Orc: 1/1 (however briefly)

    Isengard's Deceit: Half Truths and Half Orcs (Complete)
    Ain't no 'happy' Orcs in this one, I'm afraid

    Isengard's Deceit: The Death of Uglûk (Complete)
    No happy Orcs here either
    Fan Art: Uglûk, by Zoop

    Isengard's Deceit: What Little Girls Are Made Of
    Happy Orc: 0/1
    Fan Art: Golmudalug, Mauhûr, by Zoop

    Escaping Isengard (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 1/1 (happiness is measured in many different ways)
    Unexpectedly Happy Orc: 1/1 (A true Dear Penthouse moment...)
    Fan Art: Aandar, Aandar and Eoforhild by helenamarkos

    The Healer's Oath (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 1/1
    Photo Op: Gundshau (This is a great piece of artwork by a person going by the name of Tikos. This is pretty close to how I think he looks, minus the bling.)
    Fan Art: Gundshau and Nymhriel, by helenamarkos
    Fan Fic: Oaths, by helenamarkos (Continuation of The Healer's Oath by the lovely and talented author of Splint.)

    STAND-ALONE STORIES PLANNED: 3, 4, 5... you just never know ;)


    CURE FOR BOREDOM (Lord of the Rings series)

    Cure for Boredom (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 1/1

    Cure for Boredom: The Handmaid's tale
    Happy Orcs: 0/1
    Fan Art: Azûr Hanging, by Zoop


    A LITTLE THIS AND THAT (Lord of the Rings series)

    A Little R and R
    Happy Orcs: 1/5
    Photo Op: Rukhtorû (Do not give this Uruk maggoty bread!)
    Fan Art: Grief, Burzash, Mog, Eadburga, Let Sleeping Orcs Lie (not originally intended to be one of our sleepers, but what the hell - he'll do) by Zoop

    SEQUELS PLANNED: 6


    ORCS IN THE MODERN WORLD (Lord of the Rings series)

    Modern Orc (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 1/1
    Photo Op: Nargratûrz (Comes from the MMO Lord of the Rings Online. The look of the Uruk-hai in that game is a good deal different from the Peter Jackson films, and seemed appropriate.)

    Weird Summoning
    Happy Orcs: 0/1


    SOMETHING FOR YOU (Lord of the Rings series)

    Dreaming of You
    Happy Orcs: 1/1
    Photo Op: Ûnran
    Fan Art: Tanith and Ûnran, by *arowell
    Fan Art: Tanith and Ûnran, by noirart23
    Fan Art: The Pounding of a Million Feet, by helenamarkos
    Fan Art: Whispers, by missingsock25
    Fan Art: I Will Smite You if You Touch Him, Ûnran, Hûruklob, Bûzog, Strange Projectiles 1 and 2, by Zoop
    Fan Art: Petition for Sanctuary. Or Asylum, That You, Whelp?, by Illveti
    Fan Art: My protector, my lover, my friend, by Ninkskoir

    Hunting for You (coming eventually)

    Vouching for You (coming eventually!)

    SEQUELS PLANNED: 2 or more ;)


    TALES OF GRISHHÛNHUL (Lord of the Rings series)

    Daughter of Twilight (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 1/2

    SEQUELS/PREQUELS PLANNED: 4


    MISCELLANEOUS LORD OF THE RINGS FICS

    Bundle of Joy (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 1/1

    Coming Home to Roost (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 1/1 (though things go south right after)

    Diversion (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: weeeeeell... that depends on your definition

    Freedom's Limits (off-shoot from Splint by helenamarkos)
    Happy Orcs: 0/1
    Fan Art: Smador and Madavi, Smador and Madavi, Tag Team, Breaking Bread, Waiting for Madavi, 'At's Gotta Be My Madavi, Young Lovers, by helenamarkos

    Long Forgotten (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 1/1 (depends on your definition of 'happy,' doesn't it?)

    Mushog's Ride, or Orcbrat Gets Zooped (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 6/10 (Cause Shannon has standards)
    Slightly Disturbed Orcs: 1/1

    Night Flowers (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 1/1 (it's inevitable)

    PostWar Blues (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 1/1

    The Nature of Evil (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: Nope

    The Stone Orc (Complete) (Basement Dweller's Prompt #2)
    Happy Orcs: Nope

    Unknown Soldier (NaNoWriMo 2012 Winner) (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 1/1
    Photo Op: Baan

    What Comes After (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: Not that kinda story

    Wild Child
    Happy Orcs: 1/1 (sort of)
    Fan Art: What is that?, by Zoop (NSFW - full monty ;) )

    Zoop Cracks Her Fics (Complete - possibly)
    Happy Orcs: All of them :D

    Zoop Goes to Middle Earth - Part I
    Happy Orcs: 0/? (who knows how many I'll find?)
    Chapter 4 Sketches: Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, by Zoop
    Chapter 14 Sketch: Ufkoth Brooding and Snarling, by Zoop
    Chapter 18 Sketch: Ufkoth, by Zoop


    MISCELLANEOUS, SOMEWHAT RELATED, HOBBIT FICS

    SURVIVOR: MIRKWOOD - Camping With Dwarves Challenge Edition (Hobbit Reverse Big Bang prompt)
    Happy Orcs: Hardly ;)
    Reference Prompt: Hobbiting Around's Camping With Dwarves blog entries 1 and 2

    The Zoopers are Coming
    Happy Orcs: Not a damn one :D


    ORSIMER DOVAHKIIN (Elder Scrolls series)

    Duty Calls (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 1/1
    Photo Op: Ashtulagal (screenshot taken in-game, Temple of Mara, Riften), Ashtulagal (screenshot for Chapter 10: Curse of the Dragonborn - Ashtu takes a bath!)
    Fan Art: Ashtulagal, Ashtulagal and Lydia, by Herr-Knut

    Lily's Reach
    Happy Orcs: 0/1
    Photo Op: Lily (screenshot taken in-game, Whiterun market), Ghorbash and Lily (screenshot taken in-game, Dushnikh Yal longhouse)

    STAND-ALONE STORIES/SEQUELS PLANNED: 3


    MISCELLANEOUS ELDER SCROLLS FICS

    Aedra and Daedra
    Happy Orcs: I have no idea... yet ;)

    The Dragonborn's Keeper
    Happy Orcs: 1/1
    Photo Op: Mauronk (screenshot taken in-game, Riften), Mauronk - exhibitionist! (same place - note Amulet of Mara [snicker]), Danni (screenshot taken in-game, Riverwood)


    THE PWN HEARD ROUND THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT (Warcraft series)

    Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick
    Happy Orcs: 2/2
    Happy Trolls: 3/3

    Mad Gamer Chick Fallout: Daznik's Journey
    Happy Trolls: 0/1

    Mad Gamer Chick Fallout: Fentulk's Story (Complete)
    Happy Orcs: 1/1
    Photo Op: Fentulk's Island (screenshot taken in-game, [Outland] Nagrand)

    'FALLOUT' STORIES PLANNED: 5


    MISCELLANEOUS WARCRAFT FICS

    The Jade Cat
    Happy Orcs: 1/1 (in a way)
    Fan Art: Lark, by Zoop


    OTHER FANDOMS

    Alice's Adventures in Yautjaland
    Happy Yautja: 0/1

    OTHER FANDOMS UNDER CONSIDERATION: Fallout, Orkworld

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    Fangorn Wood by The Lauderdale reviews
    In which Orcs come to the Hundred Acre Wood. Not all of the Orcs who captured Merry and Pippin died outside of Fangorn Forest. When some of the survivors find each other after the rout, Mauhúr is determined to bring news back to Isengard, but gets…sidetracked. CHAPTER 18 UP: Rabbit is Not Amused.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,109 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Grishnákh, Mauhúr, Orc, Uruk-hai
    Fall from Earth by Suilaid reviews
    A girl from Earth is thrown precariously into Skyrim, and is rescued by a traveling Orc.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 73,107 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 3/3/2012
    Priestess by Lulafairy reviews
    This is a love/intrigue story based in pre WotLK between a night elf priest and a troll rogue. This is he first work I have made public and is in no way complete.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,148 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Night Elf, Troll
    Start of a New Life, Part 2 of Chosen by Stupe reviews
    Chosen to be the mate of a highly ranked yautja named L'tor, Anya is taken from her home, unaware that her foray into her new life is anything but traditional in the eyes of his kind, or about the intrigue that awaits them both. For Mature readers...
    Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,100 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/23/2011
    Splint by helenamarkos reviews
    An injured Ranger finds himself with an unlikely rescuer.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 353,724 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Orc, Human
    Mock My Innocence by Hautuumaa reviews
    An Elf with a thing for Orcs finds an Orc with a thing for Elves. Just enjoying their good luck would be too easy, so they begin a snail's pace trek across Middle-earth with a group of Orcs as strange as they are annoying.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 181,324 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Orc, Elf - Complete
    The Diary by ZeesMuse reviews
    After a long and healthy life, Gamling and Aefre have gone on to the Halls of their Fathers. Their three children closet themselves in their parents apartment to divvy up the family silver. What they find, however, is something more precious than gold.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,924 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 5/7/2012
    Fall From Earth by Mae-Govannen reviews
    A girl from Earth is thrown precariously into Skyrim, and rescued by a traveling Orc. [REVISED]
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/26/2013
    The Cradle and the Drum by Merrypaws reviews
    Story of an unconventional little family, told in 100 little pieces. Eventual troll/human pairing.
    Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Human, Troll
    Snaga by Alex Hollister reviews
    Orc Pegrun finds one of the 7 dwarf rings and gets a single chance from Galadriel to help Middle-Earth; by feeding the ring to one of the only dragons left. But that means a jaunt to Mordor with a highly-allergic she-Haradrim, a bookish hobbit, and a kleptomaniacal dwarf and maladjusted elf who both plan to kill him when its over. June TA 3018.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Boromir, Galadriel, Saruman, Gollum
    Orcbrat by The Lauderdale reviews
    Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 27 UP: In which some clandestine conversations are had – and what's up with that forest, anyway?
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,171 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Orc, Uruk-hai
    Nights at Nightgate by misto713 reviews
    Rich Orc writer who lived in a wine cellar. Growled like a gentleman. Fished in Fine Clothes. Politely dismissive and friendly standoffish. This Balagog was a mystery and Gerda was determined to figure him out. Balagog gro-Nolob / F!Nord!DB.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Orsimer, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] Nord - Complete
    The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
    What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
    Pet or Prey by Coquina reviews
    Take a blooded prime yautja warrior and a loud mouthed ooman female; put them under one roof and what do you get?
    Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 1/2/2009
    The Black Heart by helenamarkos reviews
    Even the blackest heart has a home somewhere...
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,409 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Saruman, Orc, Human
    Of Courtship and Whiskey by Demon Darkchild reviews
    Whiskey is for two kinds of people: old men and those who hate themselves and this leaves Thrall to wonder; What secrets lie beneath her smiling surface? Inspired by a prompt on the Warcraft Kink Meme.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,564 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Thrall, Jaina Proudmoore
    Prisoners of Isengard by Auset's Tears reviews
    Saruman's Uruk breeding program is in full swing. Tara, a pickpocket from Osgiliath, is about to become a part of it, setting in motion changes no one can yet imagine. Rated a strong 'M'. Sequel "A Kingdom of Ice and Blood" beginning soon. (By Stephanie Liaci, author of The Last Heiress: A Novel of Tutankhamun's Queen.)
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 116,408 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
    Warrior Heart by Master-Roku reviews
    26 year old Kat finds her town has run into a little problem called "kainde amedha." When a Yautja hunter comes to take care of the problem, Kat's life takes an interesting turn toward the stars.
    Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,455 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Predator/Yautja, Human - Complete
    Halla's Choice by Auset's Tears reviews
    Forbidden love in the Westfold... Halla's new marriage to a warrior of Rohan leaves her cold. Fortunately, she finds an exotic and dangerous enemy injured in the forest near her land...
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 137,691 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Uruk-hai, Human
    Heal Me by LS Jules reviews
    Loosely -ahem- based on a personal experience, the following is a foray into a young girl's most prevalent obsessions - World of Warcraft, and the infuriatingly egotistical Orc Warrior who kicks her from group. For those who enjoy the humor of MMORPG's.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,015 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
    Rightly Considered Inconvenience by Lammergeier reviews
    Sequel to Adventure Loves Company, Too. Read that first if you haven't! Claryssa is found again, thrown into an adventure that reaches farther over her head than she would like, as is trying to come to grips with her old friends and new experiences. Rating for language, violence, and some themes unsuitable for young kids. Reviews are cherished!
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,194 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Human - Complete
    Smoliin by slvrbld reviews
    A collection of romantic one-shots set in Skyrim and following various characters, both OC and canon. Will eventually include fxm, mxm, and fxf pairings. Rated M for a reason! :)
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,086 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - OC
    Blood-Kin by Dibellan Arts reviews
    Ghorbash the Iron Hand gives the dragonborn a lesson in orc culture. [F!Dragonborn/Ghorbash. Mature readers only]
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ghorbash the Iron Hand - Complete
    The Fellowship of the Urn by Drew Marigold reviews
    Through the biggest plot hole imaginable, the entire Fellowship find themselves on the road... in a pea-green hippie van! When they stop to ask for directions in the most remote little town, they meet up with two...unusual and...unorthodox characters. NEW: Chapter 4 is up. Seriously and for real!
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,855 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/26/2002
    Oaths by helenamarkos reviews
    Nymhriel and Gundshau have escaped the wrath of the villagers, but 'happily ever after' is easier said than done... A sanctioned continuation of "The Healer's Oath" by Zoop
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Orc, Human
    The Peace Offering by Pageturner94 reviews
    The Horde gain control of a powerful portal, and attack Earth. First overconfident, they quickly realize their mistake when the humans lose thier patience. Before returning to Azeroth, the Horde perform one last act of malice: kidnap a human girl.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Human, Orc
    The Adventures of Jean-Paul Travert, Dish by CallMeOutis reviews
    Jean-Paul Travert is a dish. These are his adventures.
    Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Beast/Prince, Cogsworth, Lumiere
    The Vacation by ZeesMuse reviews
    John Grimm - aka Reaper - and his sister Sam are sent to a small secluded Pacific Island for an unspecified amount of time for enforced R&R while the powers that be clean up the mess that was 'The Ark' and John can come to terms with his new found 'powers' thanks to Sam injecting him with C24. What they find in the jungle however, brings a new nightmare to life.
    Doom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,725 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012
    Gunmouth by Gramophone Blue reviews
    The orcs peered at her for a moment, rough faces entirely unreadable.They gestured at her with their thick hands or weapons. In their loud bouts of orchish, Meviahd caught the word 'ogar'. 'Kill.' Her stomach rose into the back of her throat again.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,727 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Troll, Night Elf
    Beyond the Silence, She Bled by TheEvilPeaches reviews
    The War is over, yet a young woman is still suffering from the abuse she suffered while captive of orcs. Making a new life for herself, she thought she was free. That was until an injured orc is brought to her village, one she is utterly familiar with.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,951 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Orc, Human
    A Light of Darkness by Auset's Tears reviews
    When Sauron falls, Rakhan the Uruk-hai flees the world, finding unlikely refuge in dangerous forest. As a lifelong slave of darkness, freedom is both terrifying and beautiful to the renegade warrior. He wants nothing more than to forget the outside world, until a shocking discovery brings Rakhan face to face with his violent past, and offers him a future beyond his imagining.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,157 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
    The Fool and the Huntress by coreyjotunn reviews
    He's been running for ten years. On the day he tries to leave Rohan, he is captured by a Huntress. Rated M for future chapters/Edit to Chapter 3.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
    Two Bastards and a Dog by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
    The aftermath of violent racism, the Bosmer Dragonborn recovers under the care of her savior; a lone Orsimer hunter and his dog. Secluded in the beautiful walls of Bloated Man's Grotto, they find solace in each other where they couldn't find it before. Rated M for mentions of sexual assault, violence, and sex. Female!Dragonborn/Male!Orsimer.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
    With You by Kiyoko Usagi reviews
    When she wouldn't come with him, he decided to take her, against her will. But wills can change, surely. Set after Blackwater Battle and semi into Storm of Swords.
    A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,396 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S.
    Adventure Loves Company, Too by Lammergeier reviews
    Claryssa didn't know where her life would lead after a chance encounter in Elwynn, and her new friends might be the key to finding her place in the world. Old chapters updated, now less whine! Reviews are always loved.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,546 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Human, Troll - Complete
    When Fair Crosses Foul by Memory in Crimson reviews
    A great Elf warrior strays from his company into a strange woodland that slowly drains him of his power. A band of Uruk-hai captures him but are quickly defeated. Now the Elf must either cast aside an ancient hatred or risk alienating the one saviour who can lead him out of the perilous woods.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,160 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Elf, Uruk-hai - Complete
    From Dust to Flesh: Myria LeJean Book 1 by OldStoneface reviews
    Once upon a time, the Auditors committed the ultimate arrogance and created life. But the Auditor inside 'Lady Myria LeJean' soon discovered that the flesh shapes the mind as the mind controls the flesh, and learned why living is so hard to set aside. Cover art by shiolein.
    Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,894 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - M. LeJean, Susan Sto Helit, OC, Sam Vimes - Complete
    His by ZeesMuse reviews
    NOT RIDERVERSE! Before the war, before Éomer ever thought he would be king, he had a lady-love. One wonders what happened to her.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Eomer
    The Price of Gratitude by MalayaKai reviews
    A human mage, who's both a hermit & a pacifist, must deal with the consequences that follow after a night of passion entangles her fate with that of a Troll hunter. **This is mostly brain fudge, with an attempt at a story in there somewhere. Be gentle.**
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,060 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Human, Troll
    The Loneliness of the Fishermouse by Clodia reviews
    In 2509, Celebrían wife of Elrond was journeying to Lórien... the rest, everyone knows. But this isn't about her. Not really. What remains for the bereaved but need and anger?
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
    Holding On by only2blame reviews
    For Zin, there was not much left in life to appreciate, to excite, to love; but when he comes across the Diary of a Human woman, he finds his interests peaked in more ways than one. WARNING: ADULTS ONLY.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,892 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Human, Troll
    LOVE! Rohirrim Style by ZeesMuse reviews
    At the end of the 3rd Age, Eomer, King of Rohan, married Lothiriel, Princess of Dol Amroth. No details are given. Was it a love match? A political match? Eternal romantic I am...
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,622 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
    Try Again by MagnoliaSunrise reviews
    Tragedy and torture constantly followed Vanora, right up to the day she was sold into prostitution by her Uncle-cum-Step-Father. Some unexpected events, however, will change her life forever. MxF. Feedback would be the best thing ever!
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,166 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Human, Troll
    Not all Pets are for Hunting by Stupe reviews
    A mercenary is captured by an Elder Arbitrator and unwillingly held as his trophy pet. She has her uses, but when she helps him escape temporary confinement he begins to think of a possible new use for her. Rated Mature for strong language and content...
    Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,205 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011
    On The Ice, In The Sea by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
    The East Empire Trading Co. slurped her up from the freeze, brought her to the very thing she'd craved to see. Skyrim was cold, but he looked warm and like a sprout towards the sun, she was drawn out...for good or wrong. Human!DB/Male!Orc. Rated M.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
    Before the Well of Wisdom: A Tale of the Variags by James P. Darcy reviews
    On the cusp of the War of the Ring, a young Khandian nomad escapes the twisted grasp of Saruman and shoulders the burden of finding a savior to insure the safety of her people. Unfortunately, heroes are few and the brave are otherwise occupied. Boromir/OC
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Boromir, Uruk-hai
    Rider of the Mark by ZeesMuse reviews
    What's a Horselord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than his horse to keep him company? And no, running and hiding in Mordor isn't an option...
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 177,309 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
    The Place Between by NajaMoonshadow reviews
    Carina isn't looking for adventure, she's just taking care of her crazy grandmother. But when a wounded alien breaks into her grandmother's house, she's got no choice but to go along for the ride...human/yaut'ja adventures galore!
    Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011
    Mordor by Protector of Silence reviews
    This is the story that Tolkien never told: the tale of the orcs of Mordor, of their society, and of their trials in and after the War of the Ring, as they struggle to maintain their hopes and ideals, even while their world comes crashing down around them
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 134,943 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Orc
    The Memory Of Trees by WindSurfBabe reviews
    Memory unites an unlikely pairing. Written for July '11 Teitho contest "Trees".
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Orc - Complete
    Of Elves and Uruks by Memory in Crimson reviews
    The Elves of Imladris allow a most unusual visitor into their hallowed houses. Glorfindel is linked to the unusual creature, and now he must protect his former saviour from the wrath of Elves, Orcs, and Men alike.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,664 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Glorfindel, Uruk-hai
    Chosen by Stupe reviews
    Yautja females have died out, and yautja males have discovered that human females are capable surrogates. Anya, a human female, discovers herself courted by a high ranking male. Part 2, Start of a New Life is up.
    Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,530 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
    Only Mine by Lynnwood reviews
    Karg Foerender, a hero of Northrend, has finally returned home to his family farm in the Barrens, eager for peace away from war. But soon a threatening human incursion forces him to take up the fight once more, with some unexpected results.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Orc, Human
    By Sad Waters We Sat Down and Wept by Altariel reviews
    "And the slaves of Mordor he released and gave to them all the lands about Lake Núrnen to be their own." The King of Gondor receives an ambassador.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/25/2011
    The Ransom at the Redhorn by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
    Ever wonder what really happened to Celebrian in that den of orcs? Wonder no longer! With apologies to O. Henry. Rated M for content and naughty language.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Celebrian, Orc - Complete
    Diplomacy by Weiila reviews
    There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
    Credence by Kittykae reviews
    Night elf druid, Taiva had no choice but to trust the enemy. When feelings begin to develop for one she should consider her foe, she starts to discover she may not even trust herself.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,366 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Night Elf, Troll
    Playing with Your Food by AgaruTomo reviews
    Alyra, a half-Elf, had been living a relatively normal life in Horde territory, until a lone Troll sees her win a fight and decides to learn more about her. But a knife from her dead mate becomes a target for a pair of strange twins.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,588 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Troll
    Whitecrow's Naming by PheonRen reviews
    Sequel to The Unwilling Escort. Whitecrow fans rejoice... herein lies his story! M Tauren/F NElf Druid. Explicit sexuality, including ANTHRO (druid in animal form) sex. Violence. Strong adult situations. Rated MA.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Tauren, Night Elf - Complete
    The Rise of the Scourge by PheonRen reviews
    Groll saved a slave. So everybody makes mistakes, right? But now he's got to figure out what the heck to do with her... M Orc/F BElf sexual content, violence, extremely adult situations
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,387 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Orc, Blood Elf - Complete
    The Unwilling Escort by PheonRen reviews
    When Ferruk is sent on an easy escort mission, everything goes wrong and his world turns upside down. Orc M/BElf F sexual situations. Violence, gore, explicit sex, rated MA.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,957 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Orc, Blood Elf - Complete
    When Orcs Cry Freedom by PheonRen reviews
    What is the cost of freedom? Can a love forged in pain and tempered in sorrow change the world? F Human/M orc romance. Thrall puts in an appearance. Fluffy of sorts. Adventure. Sexual content, violence. My personal fave of my stories. (Tragedy)
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,512 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Orc, Human - Complete
    Rubicon by kauzchen reviews
    Shifting loyalties are not just misplaced obligation, and sympathy for the devil has nothing to do with time and its products. Old debts, grey areas, and blind traditions force a troll and a human to set aside petty battles and face a common threat.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,161 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Human, Troll
    Fates Desire by Tseer reviews
    A High Warlord finds himself coming out of retirement to put an end to disturbing dreams, but when he finds the girl from his visions things get more complicated than what he had bargained for.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,164 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Troll, Human - Complete
    Formula by Nemi Nightingale reviews
    The druid Dorissa Nightsky is to escort the death knight Lord Zaladin Grimtusk across Northrend and suddenly finds herself battling her growing feelings for the troll.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Night Elf, Troll - Complete
    Treed by The Lauderdale reviews
    Her father searches for her in vain. Her mother mourns her death. Now one young Elf's only hope of survival lies with the monster who took her, and in her own desperate will to live. A prequel to Orc-brat.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,914 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Orc, Uruk-hai - Complete
    In the Prophet's Tent by The Lauderdale reviews
    An old Orc recalls an interlude, and an interesting woman, from his not-so-younger days. This is a little slice of Mordor camp life in the time leading up to the War. Standard warnings for Orc-talk, four-letter words, and other adult content.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Orc, Uruk-hai - Complete
    In the Hidden Valley by Aearwen22 reviews
    A single glimpse of mysterious buildings in a remote forest brings a grieving woman on a journey to a place she could never have imagined - and an adventure beyond her dreams. NOW COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,244 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
    Knife's Edge by Rumpleteasza reviews
    What about the Orcs' story? Who tells that? And what if, when Saruman was mixing Orcs and men to make his perfect Uruk Hai, he let some good in with the bad?
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Saruman - Complete
    Monty Python's 'The Hobbit' by Morthoron reviews
    A perfectly punctuated Python parody of JRR Tolkien's beloved The Hobbit. Join Bilbo Baggins' quest to free Erebor from Smaug the dragon before a lethal strain of comedy kills him. 3RD PLACE, 2009 MEFA AWARDS, with the top two spots left purposely blank.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,214 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
    Like Water and Oil by Evelynn reviews
    World of Warcraft. Boy meets Girl. Girl is from the opposing faction. Girl is not at all what the Boy expected. And vice versa. Please read and review!
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,584 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 8/13/2005
    With Hope and Without Hope by docmon reviews
    FIRST PLACE 2008 MEFA Awards! One different decision - run through that second night of the chase after the Orcs rather than rest - and everything changes. Well, not everything. The three are merely captured by the Orcs, too. Huge thanks to Thundera Tiger
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,026 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Aragorn, Saruman - Complete
    The Grey at the End of the World by jodancingtree reviews
    Aragorn's Kingdom endured a thousand years, but even when it faded the Shire remained, under the protection of Arwen's Shadow. But when barbarians overrun the land, treachery may bring it all to ruin. Conclusion of AWOL Quartet
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,118 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
    The Captain's Mare by The Lauderdale reviews
    This is one Orc's story of his time working the Mordor convoys. Not all of them saw battle, after all. Warnings: Orc-talk, four-letter words, and creepy content. Non-graphic.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Orc, Uruk-hai - Complete
    The War Song by T. Mirai reviews
    She sang of honorable battles, her words imbued with the passionate zeal and vigor of combat. Ryuk Bloodrage, an Orc warrior, hears her melody and is filled with a fervent vitality and lust that he has never experienced before. A Horde love story.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,998 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Orc, Troll - Complete
    Secrets and Lies in a Shattered World by Nara Bluestar reviews
    Two hunters must preserve their own dangerous secret as they try to uncover the schemes of the Burning Legion in Outland. Demons, murderous enemies, and the prejudices of their own factions await them. DraeneiXorc.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,547 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Draenei, Orc - Complete
    Inheritance by ChristineX reviews
    COMPLETE! Sequel to Only Eyes to See. Sauron has followed Sarah to this world and has possessed the body of her best friend. Must she fight the Dark Lord alone, or will she get help from an unexpected quarter? Rated M for sex & violence.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,040 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/11/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sauron - Complete
    Only Eyes to See by ChristineX reviews
    COMPLETE! Sarah falls into Middle Earth and ends up captured by the Lord of the Nazgul. Unfortunately, it just gets worse from there. Rated M for the usual sex and violence. Cover art in my profile!
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sauron - Complete
    Absolution: A Different Point of View by ChristineX reviews
    COMPLETE! Just some orcish drabble. This ties in to Absolution, but you don't have to read one to read the other.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Complete
    Womanflesh by Sharka reviews
    This fic was spawned by an informal challenge among friends: Would it be possible to get Lurtz involved with a woman without violencerape and not create something horribly sappy, Mary Sueish? This is the result I came up with...
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
    Absolution by ChristineX reviews
    COMPLETE! Possibly one of the oddest LOTR love stories ever written. Set approximately six months after ROTK, all OCs, dooming me to obscurity, I know. Rated M for future updates, but NOT slash, I assure you!
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
    Providence by ErieDragon reviews
    A series of random events. An unusual, thrillseeking night elf, and the troll managing his way through it. He wonders if it is merely coincidence, or fate, and finds that in the end, it doesn't matter either way.
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
    Last Stand by Soledad reviews
    That famous last fight between Éomer and Uglúk, seen from Uglúk's perspective. Story complete and now also beta-ed.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Eomer - Complete
    The Queen's Orc by jodancingtree reviews
    He was the Ringbearer's Orc, bound to him by friendship and blood oath, and the Queen's Jewel hung round his neck. That was all Aragorn knew until Canohando appeared in Gondor, seeking the Lady whose talisman he wore. Part 3 of AWOL Quartet. COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,958 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Arwen U., Aragorn
    Enmities by Scribblesinink reviews
    While men will fight for honor, renown and riches, women have other reasons to fight. A retrospective look at the War of the Ring from an unusual viewpoint. Inspired by a HASA challenge. 2nd in MEFA 2005 Villains: Orcs category
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Complete
    Gate Watch by Elros Tar-Minyatur reviews
    The Black Gate of Mordor is guarded by. . . a group of misfits and castaways, and there is a new member of the watch. A quiet, introvereted, artistically inclined orc. Oh, gods.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004
    Full Circle by Werecat99 reviews
    So end the days of Kolgrun, last warrior of the race of Orcs. The tale of the last orc: a Fourth Age story. COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
    Seventy two Hours by Rae Roberts reviews
    We've read the trilogy, seen the movies; we all know orcs are irredeemably evil...but what if they weren't ? Three short days might change a life forever. Rated for orcish violence. Complete.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Complete
    Following the Other Wizard: journey into healing by jodancingtree reviews
    Sam's face kept coming into Frodo's dreams, shocking him awake as if someone had pressed cold steel against his throat. The mask of grief on Sam's honest, dirty face, looking up at him… Frodo lay trembling in the dark. Part 2 of AWOL quartet. COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 93,264 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Frodo B., Arwen U.
    Lurtz: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Gaslight reviews
    Learn all that you need to know about your new LURTZ, fresh from the factory! Inspired by Theresa Green's series and posted with permission.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Uruk-hai - Complete
    I, Grûsbálk by Simbelmyne reviews
    *AU* All Amy wanted was a movie-based Middle-earth, where everyone spoke English and she was a lovely elf-maid. Sadly, she had a sadist for a writer. Read about her saga of pain, love, and despair. But mostly pain. [7/7: 9/9 & epilogue] *COMPLETE!*
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Complete
    The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen by Jen Littlebottom reviews
    Introducing The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen, Warrior Princess, a Story of Some Small Merit, But Which May be of Interest to Certain Persons. Concerning a Most Tragic Romance and also Some Boobies.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003
    Another Way of Leaving by jodancingtree reviews
    COMPLETE. What if Frodo had not been given the option of going with the Elves? His wounds are not healing, and the desire for the Ring torments him.Is death his only escape? Caution: suicidal depression. 1st of AWOL Quartet
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
    Elana's Tale by Elana reviews
    Elana is a young woman of Rohan who is abducted by orcs. Her story tells of her captivity, rescue, the birth of her half-orc child, and an unexpected romance.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,323 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Complete
    Tashuk's Secret by Sharka reviews
    A woman is captured by the Uruk-hai and thinks she will die in their hands. Unexpectedly, one Uruk-hai treats her with kindness and helps her escape. But why...? Chapter 2 up!
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,324 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003
    Mary Sue's Ugly Divorce by The Evil Old Woman reviews
    So.... say a modern girl falls into Middle-Earth and snags Legolas. Do you think it’d last? Hah! If you’re sick of Mary-Sue, click in and see her exposed to her worst nightmare... reality! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (Canon-sensitive and proofread)
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2002
    How Legolas and Gimli Became Friends by The Evil Old Woman reviews
    Dialogue in which the Elf and Dwarf find out just how much they have in common - and it's NOTHING to do with slash. Proofread, pretty canon, and hopefully funny.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/18/2002
    How Isildur *really* died by The Evil Old Woman reviews
    How Isildur *really* died - it wasn't from an Orc-arrow! 99% canon, proofread, and hopefully funny.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2002
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    Hookup of Epic Proportions reviews
    Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. NOW POSTING REWRITTEN CHAPTERS
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,782 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 15h - Published: 7/23/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC
    Globatish reviews
    One-shot. A moment in a particular Uruk's life.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9 - Uruk-hai, OC - Complete
    Bundle of Joy reviews
    One-shot. A woman tries to make a getaway, but is stopped by an Orc.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2 - Orc, Human, OC - Complete
    Diversion reviews
    Fourth Age AU one-shot. An escaped slave meets his end.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12 - Orc - Complete
    The Stone Orc reviews
    One-shot for Basement Dweller's Prompt. A young Goblin goes on a journey to learn the answer to a riddle.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25 - Orc, OC - Complete
    Reconciliation of Mammoth Proportions reviews
    Part 3 of Out of All Proportions. Whenever you bring people together who have a little 'history,' what went on before is like an elephant in the room. Some really big elephants stampede into the settlement just when the Uruk-hai and their mates are getting comfortable. It's a small world, folks. *Really* small. ON HOLD PENDING HOOKUP REWRITE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Human, OC
    Zoop Goes to Middle Earth - Part I reviews
    Gratuitous, shameless self-insert. Ever wonder what Orcs in Middle Earth are *really* like? Me too. So I'm taking a trip to Arda to get the scoop on my favorite angst-ridden, misunderstood, just-wanna-be-loved critters, the Orcs. And hope I don't get eaten along the way. (Warning: may be occasionally humorous, but I make no promises.)
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,585 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Uruk-hai, Orc
    Lily's Reach reviews
    Across the province from the first dragon's appearance, Lily suffers cruelly and seeks refuge among the Orcs, urging Ghorbash the Iron Hand to apply gentler methods for a change. Same universe as "Duty Calls". Rated for language, rape scene.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,808 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - OC, Nord, Orsimer, Ghorbash the Iron Hand
    The Dragonborn's Keeper reviews
    Waking up in a prisoner wagon when you thought you were playing a game is no way to start your day. But who's going to be the Dragonborn? The arachnophobic off-worlder with no survival skills, or the Orc prisoner who gets stuck with her?
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,570 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC, Khajiit, Orsimer
    SURVIVOR: MIRKWOOD - Camping With Dwarves Challenge Edition reviews
    The Hobbit Reverse Big Bang prompt from Tumblr, reconfigured, revamped, reloaded, and reborn! Everyone's back after that heart wrenching battle to see who can survive 3 nights in Mirkwood... over-burdened with Dwarves! This is the REAL battle of five armies, folks!
    Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Thorin, Bard, The Elven King of Mirkwood, Azog
    Freedom's Limits reviews
    "He had only come across such vileness once before, three years past. Then, it had been a Woman with an orc lover. She had been beyond redemption, defending her monstrous partner as though it were her goodly husband." - 'Splint,' by helenamarkos. Who were they? What was their story? With the gracious permission of the author, Zoop is about to tell you... Cover art by helenamarkos.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,899 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Orc, Human, OC
    Dreaming of You reviews
    Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 199,157 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Aragorn, Uruk-hai, Human, OC
    The Jade Cat reviews
    One-shot. A Horde army veteran takes his produce to the market one day. Cover by Zoop.
    Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Orc, OC - Complete
    Isengard's Deceit: What Little Girls Are Made Of reviews
    Eagerly anticipated by Uglûk on the plains of Rohan, Mauhûr is believed to have died with all the rest of the Uruk-hai when Éomer's Éored swooped in to deal with Orcish encroachment in the Westfold. Did he really die that day? Or was his fate something else entirely?
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,720 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Uglúk, Mauhúr
    Wild Child reviews
    Uruk survivor of Helm's Deep encounters an orphaned Rohirrim woman who's grown up in Fangorn Forest. Told in short drabbles. Rated for rather explicit explorations.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Treebeard, Uruk-hai, Human
    Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick reviews
    Drabbles. Diary of a woman from our world who gets sucked into the World of Warcraft, literally. She's reached her peak and she's got a hot new body - Garrosh, hide your warriors! Rated for extreme naughtiness. Mostly cathartic brain fluff. *Reflecting Current Events in Game-verse*
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 142 - Words: 88,241 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Human, Orc, Troll, OC
    A Little R and R reviews
    10th Walker decides to ditch the Fellowship after Helm's Deep. Tired of killing orcs, she drags an Uruk survivor along for the ride. Seductions, arguments, and discussions about the best way to "serve" man ensue.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 112,061 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC
    The Zoopers are Coming reviews
    Series of one-shots abusing the hell out of "The Hobbit" movie franchise, largely from jealousy because none of MY fanfiction has ever been offered a movie deal. Out of sheer spite, I'm siccing Zooped up ladies on the Orcs of "The Hobbit". I may even nail a Dwarf or two if I'm feelin' squirrelly. Hell, there's no limit to my wrath. Look out, boys, the Zoopers are coming...
    Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,711 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Bolg, Azog, Tauriel, OC
    Cure for Boredom: The Handmaid's Tale reviews
    Sequel to "Cure for Boredom." While Lynn and Ghrudur prepare to greet their newborn, handmaid Dagmær is put in charge of an unexpected, and most uncooperative, prisoner in Meduseld. He was spared as a courtesy to Ghrudur, in hopes that he would be like the Uruk smith. How wrong they were...
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Eomer, Uruk-hai, Human, OC
    The Nature of Evil reviews
    One-shot morality tale, set in no particular place or time. Wherein Evil is measured by the degree of worth possessed by its victim.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Orc, Human, OC - Complete
    Night Flowers reviews
    One-shot. An Elf maiden flits off to a secret, forbidden liaison. Speed writing exercise: Vague concept to complete in 90 minutes. Dedicated to Auset's Tears; she knows why. :)
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Orc, Elf, OC - Complete
    What Comes After reviews
    One-shot. Inspired by the personal question of what comes after death for Orcs.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Orc, OC - Complete
    Aedra and Daedra reviews
    Series of one-shots focusing on the Aedra and Daedra. Or more specifically, those whose lives are affected, directly or indirectly, by the principle deities of Nirn. Need I point out that those most affected are Orsimer? Of course not. I'm Zoop; there's gonna be Orcs. DUH. ;) Rated T for now, but that'll change. Because Orcs. And Daedra.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,167 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/23/2014 - OC, Orsimer, Bosmer
    Fell Winter reviews
    Of Cabbages & Kings Forum Challenge: Holiday Story! My offering for this year is the found journal of an exceptional Hobbit lass who ventured forth from hearth and home in the Fell Winter of 1311 Shire Reckoning (2911 Third Age) and had herself a proper adventure, replete with danger, mishaps, friendship, and puppies. Because it's Yuletide; there have to be puppies. COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Faramir, Orc, Hobbit, OC - Complete
    Weird Summoning reviews
    Girl drops into ME... whoops, scratch that. If you thought it sucked for a modern gal to get thrown into Middle Earth, it's no comparison to the suckage a Middle Earth Uruk summoned into *our* world experiences. Rated for the audacity of plopping an Uruk into a sci-fi convention.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,996 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC
    Modern Orc reviews
    AU - Sauron was defeated, his servants scattered to the winds. They hid themselves deeply, waiting for their Master to call them forth once more. But what if that call never came? ENTIRELY REWRITTEN... AND NOW COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,630 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, Radagast, OC - Complete
    Unknown Soldier reviews
    NaNoWriMo 2012 Winner! Summary: A lone Uruk survives the encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring at Amon Hen. Stricken with amnesia from a brutal blow to the head, he has no idea where he is, who he is, or WHAT he is. And then he meets a little Rohirrim girl... COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,601 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
    Escaping Isengard reviews
    At the end of despair, when all hope has faded, a woman facing the last moments of her life finds the will to survive rekindled by one whose kind robbed her of it to begin with. Now she must decide which evil is the lesser: stay with the beast, or risk worse by leaving him. She soon finds that the horrors she faced in Isengard were not reserved for those in the breeding pits alone.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,594 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
    Mad Gamer Chick Fallout: Daznik's Journey reviews
    Spin-off from "Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick." Roznik's twin brother, Daznik, had a brief but awkward exchange with Karie before heading up to Moonglade for advanced Druid training. He learns the hard way that tourists never have a good time in a war zone.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,162 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Night Elf, Troll, OC
    The Healer's Oath reviews
    Nymhriel took an oath to heal any in need, not imagining she would be called upon to aid the enemy. Sometimes, though, the enemy isn't who you think it is. Set post-War of the Ring. COMPLETE - and the story continues! See "Oaths" by helenamarkos here on FFN. Cover art by helenamarkos.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Orc, Human, OC - Complete
    Mad Gamer Chick Fallout: Fentulk's Story reviews
    Spin-off from "Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick." Fentulk the Deckhand spent a week with Karie on board ship, and you know what they say: once you go pale, skinny, and opposite faction, you never go back... COMPLETE
    Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,876 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Human, Orc, OC - Complete
    Long Forgotten reviews
    One-shot of enormously small proportions. An Orc stuck up a tree sees something... interesting. Dedicated to my husband who doesn't think Orcs should go around kissing girls. COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Orc, Elf, OC - Complete
    Zoop Cracks Her Fics reviews
    Total Crack!fic. A peek into the 'green room' of the Zoop's Lord of the Rings stories. Cast members lounging and hanging out. They're just as bored as you are, waiting for an update to their stories. Come by and have a drink. Gundshau mixes a mean Slippery Nipple. Rated for language. COMPLETE... for now. ;)
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Human, OC - Complete
    Isengard's Deceit: The Death of Uglûk reviews
    The ponderings of Uglûk, left for dead by Éomer on the edge of Fangorn Forest. COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Uruk-hai, Uglúk - Complete
    Mushog's Ride, or Orcbrat Gets Zooped reviews
    With apologies to The Lauderdale for character theft - The Zoop drops a very special modern world gal on the cast of "Orc-brat" because they've been languishing in stasis for too damn long. Time to stir the pot, folks. Rated for the kind of extreme naughtiness you've come to expect from Orcs and their girlfriends. NOT A CONTINUATION OF ORC-BRAT. COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,245 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Human, OC - Complete
    Alice's Adventures in Yautjaland reviews
    Alice thought she, as the scientist, was the superior intelligence in the jungle until something from out of this world begged to differ. Captured as an exotic pet, she has to make the best of things until a way home can be found. Homage to the Lewis Carroll stories, but not a cross-over.
    Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,127 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Human, Predator/Yautja, OC
    Isengard's Deceit: Half Truths and Half Orcs reviews
    Like any good breeder, Saruman had to start with quality stock. This is the story of one 'stud' in the breeding program that would later produce his Fighting Uruk-hai. Nod to Tirion, the inspiration for this story. COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Saruman, Orc, OC - Complete
    Daughter of Twilight reviews
    AU - A seemingly mortal woman with a long history in Middle Earth joins the Fellowship to 'tweak' the outcome of the War, according to specific orders by a Vala on a mission. COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,860 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Aragorn, Uruk-hai, Human, Grishnákh - Complete
    Misfire of Global Proportions reviews
    Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 109,942 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
    Duty Calls reviews
    Lydia swears fealty to the new Thane of Whiterun, a man who is less than a Nord in every way. An Orsimer Dragonborn is insulting enough; this one doesn't even want to BE Dragonborn. COMPLETE
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,036 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, OC, Orsimer - Complete
    PostWar Blues reviews
    What's an Uruk to do when his neatly ordered life is thrown into upheaval from an unexpected source? Run like hell, of course! Set post-War of the Ring. COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,309 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Celeborn, Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
    Cure for Boredom reviews
    How do you keep a 10th walker busy after the Ring has been destroyed? Give her someone to play with! What better post-war playmate is there than a traumatized Uruk? COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,984 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Eomer, Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
    Coming Home to Roost reviews
    AU - A garrison in Rohan with a brutal approach to interrogation takes an unusual prisoner. The healer begins to question the actions of her people, and makes a fateful choice. Set before the War of the Ring. Rated for rape scene. COMPLETE
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
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