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Joined 07-18-11, id: 3082762, Profile Updated: 06-04-12
Author has written 2 stories for Urinetown, and Homestuck.

Hullo, internet, and welcome to my humble profile page!

I do not own most of this stuff. All characters, places, and events thought up by someone else are their legal property and not mine.

OCs, however, belong to me. Please ask before using one.


Boring Info:

Name Explanation: A combination of an elementary school nickname (long story) and a word that relates to many of my favorite fandoms

Gender: Female

Location: USA

Age: Old enough to still be busy with high school. If I'm not updating fast enough (or at all, heh), this is why.

Interests: Singing, playing instruments, acting, becoming dangerously obsessed with fandoms, etc.


Fandoms Info:

Favorite Fandoms (in no particular order): Most Disney movies, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Teen Titans, How to Train Your Dragon, Harry Potter, Urinetown, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, His Dark Materials, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Hunger Games, BBC Sherlock, Hetalia, Homestuck

Current/Most Active Fandom: Homestuck


Current Favorite Quote:

"I always think of the Doctor, bizarrely, as the more human one. Because he's sort of like, in my head, an angel who aspires to be human; whereas Sherlock Holmes is a human being who aspires to be a god."

-Steven Moffat


The End:

How bored are you?

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That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
A Side Of You I Never Knew by MyNameIsDoodle reviews
After the explosion at the pool, Moriarty vanished, and as did Sherlock's ability to resist his addiction. In order to protect John, who he finds he is developing strong feelings for, he pushes him away but he can't face Moriarty alone..at least, not if he wants to survive.. eventual JohnLock. Drug Addiction and Abuse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,639 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Through the Looking Glass by B. D. Legan reviews
Percy loses his battle against Kronos. 100 years later, Titans rule the world, the gods are gone, and Camp's burnt to the ground. Fate brings a girl and a mirror together. Little does she know, the mirror allows her to commincate with the "lost ones".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,195 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010
The Importance of Hobbits by Rivergift reviews
AU. What if Gandalf had not persuaded Elrond to allow Merry and Pippin to go on the Quest? How much can two small hobbits change the future?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,619 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Bu Zai Jimo by X-I-L2048 reviews
Two lonely nations, the last of their kind, roam the galaxy, waiting for the day when they will finally be allowed to be at rest like the original nations of the Earth-That-Was. What happens when they're finally granted their wish?
Crossover - Firefly & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - America - Complete
How the Consultant Copes by Tia-Pixie reviews
"Drugs bust?" John inquired cheerfully of Lestrade who nodded once. ... Again, Lestrade and John's eyes met. "It stops being pretend if we find anything." Persuasive action to get information from Sherlock backfires for John and DI Lestrade. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,687 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
lucid wishes and chocolate stars by watching every sunset reviews
Wish. Noun- Silently invoke such a hope or desire. Dream. Noun- A cherished aspiration, ambition, or ideal. An unrealistic or self-deluding fantasy... Drabble collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Q. Quirrell
The Doctor's Patronus by archergwen reviews
A man wearing Converse trainers gets a lesson from a scarred boy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Learning to Love by Damian reviews
Once upon a time, a young Princess lived in a shining castle, a small town boy wanted to escape and fulfill his own dreams and a house of enchanted objects were at their wits ends trying to bring them together. This is BatB as you've never seen it before
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,704 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Face the Mirror by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
Companion one-shot to "Kissed by a Rose." The Beast looks at his human face for the first time in ten years and is surprised by what he finds.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Lies That Bind by karmacalamity reviews
what happens when Quirrel tries to rebel against Voldemort's taking over of his soul? Nothing sparkly and rainbow-inducing, that's for sure. Inspired by AVPM. Rated A for Awesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort
Christmas Whisperings by Lirenel reviews
A Christmas Eve service, and a nighttime ritual, give Mr. Pevensie an insight into the lives of his children. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Helen - Complete
Dropping Eaves by Answer reviews
How would the story have been different if the secret of the curse had not been kept so well? AU.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,423 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
What If? by coldneverbotheredmeanyway reviews
What if Belle had never come to the castle? What if, after ten hopeless years, the fate of all those who inhabited the castle was sealed? What if they were never to be human again? [ThreeShot]
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Dangerous Pastime by Answer reviews
Hearts pounding, minds racing - one way or another, this would bring their story to an end. One-shot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
Wings from the Waters by Hoshi-tachi reviews
In 1991, Quirrell is ordered to attack Harry directly. As a result, the Boy-Who-Lived will never be alone in the fight again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Harry P.
Boy, Interrupted by TrudiRose reviews
Oneshot: the curse from Chip's point of view.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Chip, Mrs. Potts - Complete
Enchanted Promise by Silmarwen Vanimedle reviews
Finished! Belle had a choice that night to ride home with Felipe, or take Beast back to the castle. What if she left him? The characters are much darker and situations more intense in this dramatic alternate Disney wouldn't publish.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Complete
The Picture Album by Altra Palantir reviews
Based on the Play "The Curious Savage" sort of a sequel explaining what I think should happen to Jeff.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/18/2002
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IOU reviews
Spades Slick does not enjoy owing people, especially something like life.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Jack Noir/Spades Slick
Mutual Thirst reviews
One of the poor reflects on the importance of a certain word.
Urinetown - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Complete