Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Vampire Diaries.
Yeah, so I decided I really needed to edit my profile because if I'm being honest here, I wrote that like five years ago when I thought I was cool. Sorry to say that I'm still suffering from lack of cool.
In another five years I will probably edit this because I'll be like, 'shit. Why am I always writing weird crap on my profile?' Thus beginning a never ending cycle.
Anyway! You came here to learn about me, or learn my name, or stalk me? Don't worry, I do it too.
They call me the Doctor- no, sorry. Still not cool.
I come from the far off mystical land of Australia. It gets really hot here and basically everything can kill you. So, naturally, I've had many near death experiences. Ever been bitten by a spider, bull-ant and stung by a bee in the same week?
My obsessions include crying over fictional couples, throwing books out of windows when they hurt me (mentally, unless I get a paper cut then I turn into Bella Swan and shit gets dramatic) and I also like to imagine myself thrust into a zombie apocalypse kicking butt and looking extremely cool while doing it. But in reality I'd probably fall over and just lie there because I'm too lazy for running.
I seem to be the kind of person who just keeps getting into new fandoms and it really sucks because new series hurt my heart. I won't even try and go onto a big rant of what things I like and why, I'll just try and list them. (haha, key word being try because there are a lot)
I'm practically joining new fandoms every days, so...
'"Look - more sleeping people! It must be nap time. But who has nap time now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times." -Michael J. Caboose
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