John Locke
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Joined 12-11-02, id: 308347
Author has written 43 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, M*A*S*H, DC Superheroes, Batman, House, M.D., and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Ok well about me...I am 18, and I am currently in college. I am between majors (Chemistry and English) and if you want to know more about me just message me. To you, my name is John Locke (the philosopher and also the man on Lost.)


Fandoms include: Nightwing, Teen Titans (both cartoon and comic), MASH, House, Fullmetal Alchemist, HP, JLA/JLU, and LotR. More are included but yeah... thats enough.
I have a lot of stories that need to be finished, most importantly is More Than a Fire Hazard because I've been getting badgered to finish that one. I promise one day I will actually get around to finishing something.

Including my profile.

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Yay for Fire by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
Let's just say Roy has his moments... Roycentric drabbles, mainly RoyEd and many other pairings!...And just much random fluffehness! Expect EVERYTHING!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 33,198 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
To Wondergirl, With Love by SmallInsect reviews
Cassie remembers Young Justice when she finds a letter, addressed to her, from an unexpected source. After all, since when had Impulse ever been patient enough to write? Spoilers for Flash FMA 13
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Forgiveness by ArmAndLeg reviews
Foreman's thoughts as he hugs his mother. Does he really get what he came there for, or does his mother only cause him to feel more pain? Takes place after ep 3x20
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2007 - E. Foreman - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
BestLaid Plans by fireun reviews
MaesRoy. fluffy. ...It was, all in all, a beautiful sight....
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
The Trouble with Gambling by Otaku no Hime reviews
Havoc organizes a pool to see what kind of date the colonel will bring to the annual Christmas party, but Hawkeye is the one who wins in the end. EdxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
To Me There Is by Missfortune reviews
Havoc's been thinking. What exactly does Roy do with all of his dates? HavocRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Dirty Laundry by Gallimaufry reviews
When Hughes' shirts go missing, Roy is the prime suspect. Preseries fluff. RoyxHughes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Maes H., Roy M.
A Scarf's Warmth by toxicbullets reviews
When Edward and Roy go on a walk [Fluff RoyEd Yaoi] Second Chapt Added [COMPLETED :33]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Tick Tock Time Bomb by Severed Sanity reviews
Due to yaoi theme: Rated T and up. Collection of ZKxJH drabbles or whatnot. Don't like them together, don't read. :3
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Jean H.
Qualities of a Lover by Hysteria82 reviews
What else could a man like Edward Elric want in a boyfriend? ArmstrongEd Pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Edward E., Alex A.
Severus Snape, Sexy Slytherin by Zedd reviews
Our beloved Potions Master decides that he wants to be "sexy." How will Hogwarts react? A little differently than he expected. (A parody on all cliched Snape romances).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Severus S.
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Torn reviews
Alfred holds a lot of pain inside, but pushes it away for Bruce.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Weird Science reviews
The Joker gets an idea, one that will seemingly cripple Batman and Robin. He puts his expansive knowledge of random science into use.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2007 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Perverse reviews
There is no other word for their twisted sort of fate that leads them together besides perverse. The Bat's worst enemy and sidekick slash son are more than starcrossed lovers. TimJoker. Mature themes and more. Slashtastic drabbles.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Timothy D./Red Robin, The Joker
Darkened Eyes reviews
Spawned from April 24th's episode of House, drabbles from the perspective of one Eric Foreman. Ratred T for mentions of alcohol.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - E. Foreman, G. House
Psychodroning reviews
Challenge: Pick a novel and the first sentence from every page that is a multiple of 10, write a drabble based on the quote. All apply to Joker, some strong themes.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2007 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Untitled reviews
Contemplations in the bar over life as a superhero. Nothing is as spectacular as it seems when you wear spandex for your profession.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Nervous reviews
Two years after the Korean war ended, and nearly five years since Trapper left his side, Hawkeye finds Trapper at his doorstep. When his old friend comes to visit him for the first time, he doesn't know how to react.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Hawkeye P., Trapper M.
Sharpened Clichés reviews
Roy gives a speech that Edward needs to listen to, but he doesn't. It is up to the flame to make him understand it completely. 'To say that love is not needed to live a life to its fullest extent may be a contradiction in its highest form.'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Sporadic Glimpses reviews
Maes Hughes can say that he loves Roy Mustang, though he wishes that Roy would admit it back. He needs much more than physical reassurance. Rated for minor violence and sexual situations. Part one of two.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Maes H., Roy M.
Snapshots reviews
Maes always has his trusty camera, no matter how much it annoys Roy. And why does everyone feel the need to hug Roy? To piss him off, yes that is the right answer. Series of Ficlets, MaesxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Maes H., Roy M.
As the Days Go By reviews
Day by day, things tend to get longer, and thoughts become more profound. Told from Edward's point of view, answers to unheard questions.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Edward E.
A Marriage Without Love reviews
Marriage is not just between two people. It can be between the intangible, abstract, abnormal. These marriages are more oft than not deprived of love. [Poem]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
Psychologically Unbalanced reviews
Series of longish drabbles [plus 100] that are particularly angst ridden and have no concrete pairings. The pairings are left up to the reader's imagination.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Edward E.
Murphy's Greatest Law reviews
In a world full of science, and scientists what other laws apply besides those pertaining to subjects of that matter? Riza Hawkeye's life seems to be centered around the poignant principle of 'Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong'.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Riza H., Jean H.
Lemon Scented reviews
Growing collection of oneshots and drabbles concerning Cain Fury and Jean Havoc. Fluff and angst to be expected, as only this yaoi pairing can mix both emotions together so well.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Jean H.
More Than a Fire Hazard reviews
Edward is exhausted from the amount of pointless missions Colonel Roy Mustang sends him on, and is suffering from lack of sleep. When he inadvertantly falls asleep in the middle of the Central HQ building, he becomes more than a fire hazard. EdxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Feelings of Regret reviews
Poems from the point of view of both Elric brothers, Alphonse and Edward respectively. Emotional and quite downtrodden.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Ante Bellum reviews
Ante Bellum: Before the War. We all know, or think we do, all about our favorite characters pasts before the Ishbalan 'war'. Take a look into the previous selves of our heroes, heroines, and enemies.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Roy M., Maes H.
The Reasons Why reviews
It's as if my words shock you, like you could never expect to hear those words from my lips.' Kyo learns something, that there is a truth behind the lies he has been shown. Future KyoXYuki.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S.
Betrayal of the Senses reviews
Alphonse has been restored back to his body, but has his body accepted his mind, and his new memories with open arms? Angsty onesided AlphonsexWinry, and hinted EdXWinry. Ficlets.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Alphonse E.
Never Dry Again reviews
[AU for character death] Their lives had been leading up to this, but nobody wanted to see their nightmare come true. Who really does? Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Roy M. - Complete
The Light Behind Your Eyes reviews
A short musing of Riza Hawkeye, and how she misses Roy Mustang the real Roy Mustang.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Riza H., Roy M.
Unnatural Stimuli reviews
Annoying habits aren't hard to comeby when forced to work with one Roy Mustang. Neither is it hard to pick up these said annoying habits as Edward knows all too well. [Let this be known, I should never have coffee again.]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Discussion Amongst the Shadows reviews
War is a tiring period of time in which little time is left for people to rest. But rare things do come to good people. A small amount of time has been graciously granted to Remus Lupin and Bill Weasley in which an intense discussion ensues. Mild Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Bill W., Remus L.
Remus My Love reviews
With an abused spirit, body, and mind, Remus John Lupin will never be the same. Who can help him on his way to being a half of the person he once was? AU for a few reasons. I don't own the song
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
Forever By My Side reviews
Frodo Baggins, having returned just a mere couple of fortnights ago to Bag End, has locked himself away in more than one. It is up to Samwise to show him that the past, is just what it is, the past.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Determination reviews
Frodo Baggins may have been chosen as the ring bearer, but Samwise Gamgee chose himself to be the bearer of Frodo. Incomprehensible devotion shown through strength and courage. The edge of Mount Doom brings forth a heartwrenching breakdown. Slightly AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Solutions to Everyday ProblemsOR Just Tonks reviews
When Charlie is having an extrememly bad day, who can he count on to cheer him up at three in the morning?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/28/2004 - N. Tonks - Complete
No Matter What reviews
The stars belong in the dark, and so do some secret loves. The stars inspire one lonely man to ponder on his lost love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
You Can Only Run For So Long reviews
The worst thing in the world has happened... He has turned into his father. Through only the darkness can the truth be discovered. Violence in fourth chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Voldemort - Complete
The Noble Duty reviews
Graphic detail of a certain transformation. Share the experience of passing on the gifts bestowed on those foolish enough to wander out into the dark unawares. The thirst for duty has finally been quenched.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Remus L.
Glammed Up Rock Star reviews
Severus Snape makes the stupdest decision of his life. Letting lucius 'fix him up'. Oh how he was wrong in the way Lucius meant it. Stupid alcohol. Features a Glittered, and glammed up Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Routine reviews
Remus Lupin, shy and a book worm. Come into his world, in his PoV, see him as he breaks his routine. Not your usual Remus. Lighthearted no angst. Slight slashness implied but not REALLY acted on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Remus L.
Which World Is It Anyway? reviews
Yet another Whose Linefic, yes, its been done before, but Now I'm doing one. Many laughs enstore when Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings characters are mixed and having fun together
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2004
What WAS He Thinking? reviews
What was Albus Dumbledore really thinking when he made James Potter Head Boy? No one really knows, but here are the thoughts of some characters affected by the decision. Rated for Drug mentions and Swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/11/2004 - James P., Albus D.
Flashes reviews
Erm... not for serious LotR fans.. just a piece of crap written for amusement, by a friend, whilst looking at my Legolas Standee. Weird, oui?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Legolas - Complete
A Rangers woes reviews
Aragorn Loses a bet, Legolas swallows something, Drunken Heir of Gondor Legolas gets naked, Aragorn tied to a tree...was an original Squishy challenge, but it grew..... Warning! Elf bashing sorta.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Lost and Forgotten reviews
Peter Pettigrew. A tale untold, waiting for the right person to tell it. It chose me. Eneter the mysterious past, present, and future of this boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/14/2004
The misadventures of Merry and Pippin reviews
A strange trinket falls out of Merry's pocket.... hmmm..... rated for innuendo. One-shot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Inspiration reviews
Poems inspired by the beauty of Tolkien's characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The last few pages reviews
PG-13 for mild swearing. Challenge from Mugglenet.com, write the last few pages of Book 7, in under 1000 words. Kinda failed that part didnt I.... didnt win either... oh well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
The chronicals of Lupin Poems reviews
a bunch of angsty Lupin poems.... hope you like... i have a knack for angsty poems.. about werewolves anyhow...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Remus L.
A New Subject reviews
Watch the Hogwartsgang put up with a new subject...Taught by someone the all hate.... rating will go up for future chapters.... may be on hiatus.... need inspiration.. seeing as the class was now two years ago...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2003
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