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Joined 07-19-11, id: 3083658, Profile Updated: 02-07-13
Author has written 2 stories for Sanctuary, and Supernatural.

Hello there and thank you for visiting my profile. On this site I am known as "TheSwordWeildingStoryteller" quite a long name I know, but i'll have you know that there is meaning and purpose behind the obnoxious length of it and that is not to annoy the unfortunate browser that attempts to find one of my stories and It was not just me stringing together a few adjectives untill I found a name that sounded dramatic, it is an expression of my passion for both literature and the fighting arts, a clash between brains and brawn, a battle of...


yes well...I suppose it was just me stringing together a bunch of adjectives...uh...anyway! I would also like to bring to your attention that I am the sort of person who will leave a story unfinished for weeks or months on end untill an idea decides to smash itself into my skull and I do appoligise for this but I did have a discussion with the little office workers that live in my brain and they have informed me that the delay was due to a number of things, including: multipule concussions, partial insanity, lack of a social life, short attention span and an overworked imagination. They've also told me that they will be taking numerous extended vacations throughout my studies, to which I responded by threatening to deduct a large ammount from their metaphorical pay, they then told me of their metaphorical wife and theoretical children and eventually guilt tripped me into doubling their normal ammount of metaphorical dollars and prasing them occasionally by patting myself on the head at random intervals...

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Revenge by pixelsurgeon reviews
Revenge is the only reason Morgana would have for going to the Isle of the Blessed.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Morgana, Nimueh
30 Ways to Die at Xena's Hands by SailorSilvanesti reviews
Just 30 Random Ways to die by Xena or Gabrielle's hands that will have you screaming, "That was soooooooo worth it!" with your last breath...Enjoy! R&R please!
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Xena, Gabrielle - Complete
The Girl In the Red Dress by netgirly2k reviews
She dreams of Camelot engulfed in flames.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Morgana, Nimueh - Complete
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Friends In High Places
It all seems a bit much for the Winchesters these days, Dean is destined for the fiery pit, Sam is said to become a raving lunatic, they're both driving each other insane and slowly but surely the world is falling apart, the boy's are going to need some serious help if they're going to save the world and stay sane at the same time and Sam may have just found the answer...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
Lion Heart reviews
Henry re-discovers a notoriouis group of Abnormal hunters known as MPE (Multi-purpose exterminators) that Magnus and the London sanctuary had a previous run in with in the past, but this time they're hunting something much bigger that your regular abnormal, a rare species that may be the last of its kind and Dr Helen Magnus will stop at nothing to ensure the creatures saftey.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Helen M., Henry F.