Hello! I don't have much to say about myself quite yet, as I am not one to just sprinkle my life stories and lovings all across the vast cyber realm, but I will at least add a couple of tidbits here just so you can get a feel for me.
I'm a lady, and have been alive for 19 years so far (hope to keep going for quite a while longer). I think sex is cool and death is funny if executed properly, and rock music rocks. Hyperbolic situations are hilarious, and food is seriously fantastic. Videogames ease the soul and allow you to blow shit up that you can't in real life. Animals -especially cats- are absolutely amazing. Showers are great for pondering the elusive answers to life's many enigmas. Cat's minds are a bit of an enigma. Cats don't really like showers, but sometimes one of mine will sit in the tub with me and we'll ponder together. I put a towel down for him so, y'know, his paws won't get wet and stuff. He doesn't like wet paws.
A couple of favorites here, to whet your appetite. It's not a conclusive list, just the things off the top of my head:
Shows: Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken, Doctor Who (9th Doc only)
Movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Stephen King's IT, Clue, A Cat in Paris, Cloud Atlas
Books: Silence of the Lambs, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Insomnia, Rise of the Ogre
Music: Tool, Puscifer, Tim Curry, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, STP, Fats Domino, Little Richard, Gorillaz
Games: Halo, Resident Evil, Rockband/Guitar Hero, pretty much every other game in existence (minus CoD and anything anime-y, yuck)
I haven't written any stories yet that I would like to add to this site, but I do immensely enjoy reading and reviewing other's stories. If you ever have any questions for me, feel free to pm :)
Note- If I ever come off as a pretentious dildo, please, know that I do not mean to. If I write something and it offends you, most likely it was the way I worded it or something, and it's probably your fault for misinterpreting it.
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