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Joined 07-19-11, id: 3084582, Profile Updated: 08-05-13
Author has written 7 stories for Osmosis Jones, and Halloween.

Hey Fanfiction peoples!!!! This is officially my first year on this site YAAAAAAYY!!!!!!

Name: Mockingbird Accomplice(Although my character is always called Allison)

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Home: Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean in an under sea lab YAY!

Thrax: Allison shut up I'm trying to sleep!

Me: Make me!

Thrax: *grabs me and opens up a hatch. Throws me into hatch, closes door, and smirks at me as I swim widly away from a giant shark*

Me: JAWS NOOOOO!!!!

Favorite movie/book characters: Thrax(Virus from Osmosis Jones), Maximum Ride(Maximum Ride), V(V For Vendetta), Terminator(The Terminator), Freddy Krueger(Nightmare on Elm Street), Almost all the other horror movie slashers, except Jigsaw, and Jason.

Favorite movies: Osmosis Jones, Nightmare on Elm Street, V For Vendetta, Terminator 1, 2, and 3, The Matrix, Halloween, Psycho, Jeepers Creepers, Aladin, Swan Princess, Hercules, Road to El Dorado, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Patriot, Courage Under Fire, Titanic, Eragon, Iron Giant, The Dark Knight, Hellboy, Apollo 13, X-Men 1&2, True Grit, Secret Window, I-Robot, Kung Fu Panda, Ghostbusters, Spiderman 1,2,&3, The Sixth Sense, Up, The Golden Compass, Harvey, Holes, Happy Feet, Big Fat Liar, The Sword in the Stone, and Pirates of the Caribbean 1.

Favorite books: The Hot Zone, Harry Potter series, Maximum Ride novels, Everlost series, The Messenger, Plague Maker, Crank, Glass, Fallout, Impulse, Burned, Identicals, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Middle School the Worst Years of My Life, Cirque Du Freak series, Mutation, Goosebumps, Skeleton Creek, Nightmare Hour, Crusade, and Lockdown.

Favorite songs: Disturbia by Rhianna, Just a job to do by Genisis, Original Sin by INXS, Home by the Sea by Genesis, any song by Evanescence, Out of My Way by Seether, Pop by NSYNC, E.T. by Katy Perry, tons of songs by Eminem, We Takin' Over by Dj Khaled, Promiscous by Nelly Fertardo, I'm Still a Rockstar by P!NK, Push It by Salt N' Pepa, any song by Lady Ga Ga, Hey Baby and Hotel Room Service by Pitbull, Riding On the Metro by Berlin, Englishman in New York and Straight to My Heart by Sting, She Wolf and My Hips Don't Lie by Shakira, any song by Cascada, Any song by Ke$ha, In the City by Kevin Rudolf, Fever by Peggy Lee, Another One Bites the Dust by Queen, Fire Burning by Sean Kingston, any song by Three Days Grace, Sexyback by Justin Timberlake, Instigator by Kaci Brown, More and Dj Got Us Falling In Love Again by Usher, Poison by Groove Coverage, tons of songs by Britney Spears, Addicted by Kelly Clarkson, Train Train by Blackfoot, and Paralyzer by Finger Eleven.

Favorite activities: swimming/ running through park/ making fanfictions/ reading/ drawing/ hanging out with my friends

Loves: Cold weather, reading, artwork, chocolate chip cookies, my iPod Touch, Thraxy, music, gym class, original stories, science, eagles, kids, discussing books, Halloween, and pulling pranks.

Hates: Abusive people, spiders, hot weather, flames, Jason Voorhees(Most of the time) Ghostface, because everyone hates Ghosty(kidding, I love him), arch enemy, cruel reality, and writer's block.

OC Backgrounds...Incase Anyone Cares To Know.

Allison aka Mockingbird Accomplice: Allison, or Aj as Thrax calls her sometimes is a very highly unstable 13 year old. Not mentally, but with her powers. Her hair is black, only her bangs are brown, she has blue eyes, a pale complexion, and often dresses in black or grey colors. Her usual outfit is a grey short sleeve turtleneck, black jeans, and black stilettos. If she's in more of a fancy mood she'll throw on a belted black trench coat. (yes that is how fancy I get...) Allison can pretty much do anything, even fly with her super powerful white wings, unless there is a storm. The high amount electromagnetic energy can cause her powers not to work. She's been on the run from the government since a very young age, and has no family members that she knows about. Allie met up with the her slashers and virus friend by bringing them to life, and even though the villains will never admit it, they have a soft spot for the teen.

I'll work on more, but I'm just too lazy at the moment...zzz.

.:FIRE:.

X You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
XYou are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
X You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
X People have often called you insane.
Total: 4

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
X You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
XWhen you do get angry, you know how to control it.
X You think before you act.
X You are good at breaking up fights.
XYou are a good swimmer.
X You like the rain.
X You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 7

.:EARTH:.

X You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
X You don't mind getting dirty.
X You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
X You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
XYou aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
X You hate rules.
X You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
X You hate to be restrained.
X You are very independent and outgoing.
X You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
X You wish you could fly.
Total: 6

.:DARKNESS:.

X You spend most of your time alone.
X You prefer nighttime over daytime.
X You like creepy things.
X You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
X You often of always prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
XYou don't talk much.
You are an atheist.
X You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 7

.:LIGHT:.

x You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
X When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
x You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 3

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very flirtatious.
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat filled?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be too if you want to sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: Are you single?
Girl: Not for you.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.

School for 12 years, College for 4 years, Work until you die.. Great.

Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me.

I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die.

S(he) Be(lie)ve(d)

There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.

And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.

Oh so you can join the army when your 16, but you have to be 21 to drink?

If 2012 does begin to happen ..We'll just have Kanye interrupt it.

And then God created Saturn ..and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

People say you can't live without love.. I think oxygen is more important XD

The guy who discovered milk, what the heck was he doing with the cow?

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Perfect men are only fictional.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is man's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances or games. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Orlando Bloom or another actor no longer hugely popular, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an obsessive fangirl who would kill to protect your obsession copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Thrax should have so totally won, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about dating a movie/book character copy and paste this into your profile

If you think slashers are awesome copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever broken both your wrists at the same time copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever met your obsession and would be completely calm on the outside and screaming on the inside copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't trust popular people (well most) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an awesome author copy and paste this into your profile! (this should be everyone)

If you love the fact that you are different copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love how adorably stupid Ghostface is copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are not afraid to express yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

Your friend does something hilariously stupid even when they thought it was the smartest thing in the world. If you have ever just gave them a thumbs up and smiled like an idiot copy and paste this into your profile. XD

Many teens do drugs and have sex...if you like chocolate chip cookies copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you think Freddy krueger should have one in all the NOES movies and Freddy vs. Jason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If Justin Bieber or Edward Cullan were about to jump off a skyscraper, and you are the sane percent who would sit there eating popcorn saying 'Do a flip you sparkly b*tch, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever annoyed someone to the point where they tell you to 'Shut up and get away from me you freak' copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that, put it in your profile! (awesomeness, no?)

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you LOVE to go on the scariest of all rollercaosters, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love and hate your life at the same time, copy this to your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy and paste this into your file

If you are tomboy, enjoy being a tomboy, and think that tomboys will dominate preps and those snobs and pops, PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If math should DIE copy and paste this into your profile!

If homework should DIE copy and paste this into your profile.

If school altogether should DIE copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get shy copy and paste this into you profile.

If you think Spongebob is totally gay, put this in your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can tell the difference to coke and diet coke, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. I HATE it when that happens!!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

The Best Icons Ever

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.

Do NOT start with me. You won't win.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

Remember, there's a light at the end of every tunnel. Just make sure its not a train.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday!

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.

One Day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face. :)

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army. You get to visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then you kill them.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too!"? Why would you get a cake if you can't eat it?!

Tell the truth and run.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

She's the kind of best friend that, if my house was on fire, she'd be making s'mores and hitting on the firemen.

50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.

ADDITIONALS

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

60. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

-30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

-98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 percent who hasn't, post this in your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

-Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

-If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

-Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR -PROFILE!

-If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile

-99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationships,etc. post this onto your profile.

-A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

-No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

-If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

-My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

-If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and flip them off

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I do what cheerios tell me.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Father:"You’re in big trouble Miss!"
Child: "I didn’t do anything!"
Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"
Child: "It was an accident!"
Father:"In the Face...?"
Child: "My foot slipped..."
Father: "Five times?!"
Child: ...

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


101 things to do in Walmart.

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 7 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. (I only pretended! It still counts though!)

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick him in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms. (That's just sick)

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'

Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't kick your ass so hard you cry!

If you think a girl can't hit than come on over here and let me show you!

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you obsessively check your email almost every 10 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy thinking copy and paste this into your profile

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

I hear voices and they don't like you

I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I'm not insane... I just do what the voices tell me to

"What happens when we get to scared half to death Twice?"

You know it's gonna be a bad day when you jump out of bed, and miss the floor

There's beauty in all imperfections. Learn to love them.

I say we shoot cupid.

Welcome to the world where being you is never enough.

Live your life crazy and love every minute of it.

Turn that ipod up way loud and block out that world like nothing is wrong.

I'd rather die than let you control me.

My friends are CRAZY, but I still love them. Cherish yesterday, Live today, Dream tomorrow.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane and you're okay with that...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".

12: Sing along at the opera.

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose".

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If Math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what it is people find so fascinating about being "normal" copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

If you are a CHOCAHOLIC TALKAHOLIC OR A-SHOPAHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you love animals, copy and paste.

If you hate people who are backseat-drivers, copy and paste.

If it annoys you when the person sitting in the passenger seat can't seam to just PICK A STATION ALREADY, copy and paste.

If your one true love is an Anime, Book, or Movie character, copy and paste.

If you have the disease Arachnophobia, not the organization, copy and paste.

If you knew what I mean above, copy and paste.

If you have ever fallen so deeply in love with someone who doesn't exist that people now go out of their way to avoid you, copy and paste.

GOOD Friends and BEST Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"

A good friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.


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I am currently working on a horror movie crossover, but it is under Osmosis Jones, which is a movie. Rated T for violence, some language, and Ghostface being stupid. Please check it out and give it a chance. Thanks.

Imporatant Information About Other Stories:

1. I will review every chapter (most of the time)

2. I do not flame.

3. I love good, original ideas.

4. I always hope that you continue with your story.

5. If I like your story a lot, I will add it to my favorites and possibly private message you about how epic it is. :)

6. If I like a bunch of your stories, you will be added to my favorite authors list and I will private message you soon. :DD

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4. If you don't understand something, please private message me and I will explain it.

5. I usually write my stories down first before I type them.

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Vengeance for the Innocent by Wife of Jason Voorhees reviews
Dawn is an abused child who finds herself seeking refuge in the lair of Jason Voorhees. While the killer undergoes the trials of becoming close to a human, his obsession for Dawn leads him to destroy more souls than ever planned. Despite what some actions may insinuate, Jason will never live as a true hero. Will be a 2 volume story. Jason is the FVJ version.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,822 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Jason V.
Scream For Me by the Last Flowerchild reviews
An ongoing series focusing on the misadventures of Ghostface, Freddy, Michael, and Jason. After being sent to an apartment to live together, the four find themselves in the middle of a world of unsolvable problems. Includes character appearances from several other horror movie killers. Reviews are appreciated. Contains hints of slash, lots of profanity, and sexual references.
Crossover - Halloween & Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 209,420 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 6/18/2009
Damn this voodoo! by doggydeath reviews
Four girls see nothing but trouble when they move into an abandoned farm, little did they expect that by reading one piece of paper would summon four of history's worse horror characters. Chaos erupts when Jason,Freddy,Grudge and Hannibal get view
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,463 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Freddy K. - Complete
Virus of the Caribbean by thraxbaby reviews
Out of nowhere, Jack, Will, and Elizabeth are switched with Thrax, Ozzy, and Leah. They must find a way to get back home before time runs out...
Crossover - Osmosis Jones & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Thrax, Capt. Jack Sparrow
A New beginning by theshepardslamb reviews
Ten years after Hannibal Dr. Lecter decides to visit France and ends up meeting an interesting teenager who is on her Junior class trip. Will she become his dinner? Or will she become a companion?
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,678 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/31/2007
Untitled by XxKeeperOfDeathxX reviews
Ozzy's sister Tiffany is in a jam, she's half virus, and has a crush on a deadly virus trying to take down Frank. But what she doesn't know is that the virus, Thrax, is falling in love with her too. ThraxOC Review to put in name suggestions.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Thrax, Ozzy
Jeepers Creepers 3: The Curse Part 2 by Dragon Star Empress reviews
The sequel to my story Jeepers Creepers 3: The Curse. Maggie has to figure out how to tell her family about William and plan a wedding, as well as dealing with some unexpected problems.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011
The Kruegers by Darkness Takes Over reviews
After discovering Freddy's dark, sick secret, Loretta believed that helping in his downfall would be the right thing to do. However, years later her life is turned into a nightmare. A nightmare that she may not survive from...AU fic. ch 21: Plz review!.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,312 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Maggie B./Katherine Krueger, Freddy K.
Into the heat by Doomed Desires reviews
After an accident that left her mutated, Kera finds herself inside the City of Frank where she's bribed to join a certain red virus on his quest to take down his latest victim. She accepts, but soon discovers the consequences of her actions.'Trust no one, Kera. You should know that by now.' OC/ Thrax
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Thrax
9 Ways to Piss off Michael Myers by LazeeKBirdee reviews
Just what the title says, 9 ways to piss off our favorite Boogeyman. They may be stupid sorry if they are.
Halloween - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Complete
Inspirational Villains by Mentalasylumpatient13 reviews
I didn't really know whereto put this, so i put it in my favorite horror movies fan fiction archive. It consists of as many horror movie villains I could get, including Michael Myers. So, enjoy it and don't think of doing the things these guys did.
Halloween - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Complete
Keeper Of Death by XxKeeperOfDeathxX reviews
A young girl, hidden away in the shadows is not coming into the light. After the death of her dark angel mother she was taken in by dementors. Now she's going to hogwarts to lern how to control her powers and magic. Starts 4th book. DracoXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Draco M., OC
Daughter of Evil by Luna of the Night Eclipse reviews
Natalie Warren is the daughter of Michael Myers. When he finds out he escapes and returns to Haddonfield to hunt her down. Will Natalie reach out to her father? Or will she become another victim of the Boogeyman?
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,565 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010
Deceit by Omission by SomewhatDecentPenName reviews
Thrax meets three virus teens after returning to Frank and doesn't know what to make of them. Where will they take each other, what will they learn about each other and their pasts? Rated M to be safe
Osmosis Jones - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Thrax, Ozzy
Blinded By Innocence by XxKeeperOfDeathxX reviews
Freddy Vs. Jason- Not only were they fighting for their kills but somehow it had become a sick obsession for one girl, Laurie's sister V. V is a blind girl who knows nothing of this life until these two men fight over her and she has to chose.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010
Mystical Freaks by SomewhatDecentPenName reviews
Three 'Super' powered teens Based on actual writers on this site are dumped onto Dutch and his team... Rated T for language
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
oUtBrEaK by Lucille Bluejay reviews
Do you REALLY think you've won?" Thrax growled as he etched deep scratches into the glass with his clawed hand. He glared at Jones daringly, "This game ain't over. Not by a long shot." Jones glared back and said, "It's over Thrax. You lost."
Osmosis Jones - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009
Jeepers Creepers 3: The Curse by Dragon Star Empress reviews
A simple school report about the Creeper turns into a nightmare when the Creeper wakes up and returns to the old church while Maggie and her partner are there.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,175 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Thrown Away by Darkness Takes Over reviews
She was nothing but a pawn in his twisted games of death. Now she was of no use to him, it was time for her to be thrown away... Freddy/OC dark fic. Warning - sexual content, language, death, violence Please read and review.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
Jingle Lecter by Ankhasia Riddle reviews
Hannibal version of Jingle Bells. Made it up in an English lesson.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Thrax's iPod by SurfON reviews
Let's see what we find ;
Osmosis Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Thrax - Complete
Gotta Kill Em All! by TheManFromMars reviews
Once in Haddonfield, keep off the tall grass. My first fic.
Halloween - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete
Boys Will Steal Your Car by HorrorLover777 reviews
What happens when Freddy and Quentin take Nancy's new car for a "joyride?" One-shot. Based on the 2010 remake. I do not own ANOES.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
Magical Mayhem: The Deathly Wings by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Conclusion to the Magical Mayhem series, in oneshot form. - There's no end to the magical mayhem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Magical Mayhem: Flight of the HalfBloods by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Apocalyptic dream/visions, breaking one boys heart, rescue missions and startling revelations about family origins? Not to forget an enemy on every side, threatening to overcome Max's sanity.Will she prevail? Third installment in the Magical Mayhem series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,144 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Max - Complete
The Mark by Penny Gilmore reviews
Another Sixth Sense fanfiction about Dean's realtionship with Anya, and how he deals with Odette and his Daemon Thrax's relationship.
Crossover - Osmosis Jones & Swan Princess - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2010
Diary of Frederick Charles Krueger by mysticwryter reviews
A notebook of Kruegar's diary entries and what let up to his first victim. Please R&R. Rated M for a reason, lots of sexual content, language and gore.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
Horrors of a Mary Sue by YfyF12 reviews
"The Horrors of a Mary Sue" For all who don't believe in Mary Sue's check this out. Come see just how a Mary Sue could ruin the vicious, sadistic, feared man of Illinois.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
Venomous by AerisTheStrange reviews
Sequel to 'Difficult Decisions' Leah is back in Frank with Ozzy and her friends and life seems to be finally working out for the best... or at least that's what she thinks... A/N Might change title later, I couldn't think of one.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009
The Lovely Poison by Poisonedheart23 reviews
A half breed teenage boy Rex living under Thrax's care must learn that the deadliest poison is love. Can he win this battle between love and loss? WARNING: Raited for language, graphic scenes, and so on...
Osmosis Jones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,306 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Magical Mayhem: The Phoenix Flies by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Objectives: Keep flock ready to fight at a moments notice. Stop Fang from being sucked back into the wrong crowd. Easy enough, right? Not exactly, especially with the idea of the school teaming up with Voldemort looming over head. Sequel to Magical Mayhem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,191 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
SuperCross by thraxbaby reviews
My super crossover with characters from more than just OJ and Herc. So far: OJ/Herc/Aladdin/Pirates/HarryPotter -Thrax finds out he has a daughter
Crossover - Osmosis Jones & Hercules - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,779 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Hades - Complete
The Frog Doctor by PengyChan reviews
When turned into a frog himself by the same person who rescued him from the Other Side, Facilier learns that what goes around comes around to bite you - hard. The other lesson, however, won't be quite as simple to learn.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Dr. Facilier
Eternally Burning by hArdcOrecArtoonmAniac reviews
Thrax survives and is dead-set on having revenge and retreaving his chain. Can Osmosis stop the vurlent virus a second time or are they doomed to be eternaly burning? Danger grows as an ambitious nuron plots to become mayor.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,885 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ozzy, Thrax
Psychology by WhiteRabbit12009 reviews
"I was hoping I could pick your brain, before, you know" my eyes flicker to his mouth briefly "you eat mine." Just a short story of one girls encounter s with our Dear Doctor
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2010
Cellular Idol: The Finals by thraxbaby reviews
Sequal to Cellular Idol. We will see who wins Cellular Idol: Thrax, Drix, or Leah.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
The Roja Family by Poisonedheart23 reviews
A quick One Shot to see into the lives of Thrax's family.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010
Q & A's with the cast of Robert's Last Stand by Kira Krueger reviews
Ask the character's of Robert's Last Stand anything you want. You don't even have to read the story to ask a question!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009
Wickedest Dreads Contest by thraxbaby reviews
Laurent Twilight , Thrax Osmosis Jones , and Jack Sparrow compete for the title of Wickedest Dreads. Features me and Gempire. Read and Review!
Crossover - Osmosis Jones & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Thrax's Nightmare by thraxbaby reviews
Just a funny little quick story that happens just after Thrax's Decision.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Magical Mayhem by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
What happens when Max and her flock meet Harry Potter and his gang? Will the mayhem cease to exist or will things just get worse? You're about to find out! Better than it sounds I swear! R&R please! Old and new pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,812 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Cellular Idol by thraxbaby reviews
Ozzy, Drix, Leah, and Thrax all compete for a spot at the finals! Who will win? Who will lose? Who will be attacked? And why is Harry Potter there? Read to find out! Chapter 2 is now fixed! -had the wrong lyrics
Osmosis Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Don't make me come down there! by Kira Krueger reviews
Freddy and the gang are living with a girl named Heather, who has to help them fulfill their last Life Lesson... But Pinhead has other Ideas...To drag the whole gang back to Hell...Can Heather team up with a co-worker to save her friends? I own NOTHING!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
Ari by thraxbaby reviews
Ozzy and Leah's daughter, Ari, doesn't want to be a cop, like her dad. She wants to be in control of her future. What will she choose when she teams up with Thrax to defeat the Swine Flu?
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
Thrax Is Toxic by thraxbaby reviews
Thrax goes to Da Zit before the meeting and meets a hot virus. Songfic to Britney Spears's Toxic.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
A Dream about a Nightmare by Jokerina reviews
Hannah is a girl who has an unhealthy fascination with Freddy Krueger. And when she ends up in a coma she is thrown back in time and finds herself someplace oddly familiar, will she survive? Ninth Chapter up! Rated T for language and violence.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,893 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007
Rudititude by Demeter1973 reviews
Dr. Lecter has a new book! He's here with Stephen Colbert to discuss - one shot satire that I hope you'll find appealing . . .
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/12/2009
Difficult Decisions by AerisTheStrange reviews
Leah meets Thrax for the first time at 'The Zit', she then finds out she has fallen in love with him. But what about Ozzy? Who will she choose?
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,547 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Dark Memories by Poisonedheart23 reviews
All about Thrax. What was his childhood like? What kind of problems did he have to face? What made him the virus he is today? Bio from Thrax's point of view! See the world in his eyes!
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete
Poor Little Soul by Poisonedheart23 reviews
Maylie is Thrax's daughter that he kept in another body. When things turn for the worst, Maylie meets up with her dads old enemys. What happens when she is pushed to far? And what will happen to Frank when she can no longer control her anger? -COMPLETE-
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Unraveling by Altlantica Stitch reviews
-Better summary- Thrax's chain holds more than memories of victims. It holds memories of its owner, and when Osmosis starts wearing the chain, Frank's body is going to need a serious cool down. Rated T for language and some violence.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
American Idol: Freddy's Gang by Kira Krueger reviews
As name implies, Freddy, Jason, and Chucky as American Idol Judges...What will happen to the contestants as these judges reveiw their preformances?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Robert's Last Stand by Kira Krueger reviews
I've noticed no one writes about interactions between Wes Craven, Robert Englund, and Freddy Krueger all at once...I've decided to change that...Please read and reveiw; I'd like to see if the idea is popular...If so, I'll continue
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 24,284 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
Story of Renee by Poisonedheart23 reviews
Renee is an orphan with strange talents trying to find her place in the city of Frank. When she meets some new friends, shes been given a choice of destiny. What path will she choose? First Osmosis Jones fic!
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Me, and 'Da Zit' by Poisonedheart23 reviews
Okay, this is a part of the movie where Ozzy and Drix go into a nightclub to spy on Thrax and his goons. Ozzy gets his cover blown, Drix comes in, and blows the place up. But what would happen if I came along? This: Oneshot
Osmosis Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Little Piggies and the Big Bad Wolf by Darkness Takes Over reviews
One Shot:: It's Halloween. Freddy and Katherine have a dicussion on what she wants to dress up as on this night. Please review! Happy Halloween!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
When Sam and Dean Discover Fanfiction by MsCouvy reviews
Sequel to katie mase's 'When House Discovers Fanfiction'. Sam is bored with the case he and Dean are working, and decides to search his name on Google. He discovers a sight called Fanfiction, and he and Dean are soon addicted. Rated to be safe.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Freddy and Jason play the Xbox by gojiramatthew reviews
Sequel to Freddy and Jason Play golf, Set two weeks after it. Freddy Krueger now bored, decides to get and play an Xbox with Jason Voorhees, Story Completed.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Dream Boat by Darkness Takes Over reviews
Maggie Burroughs has won a luxurious cruise to the Caribbean. It was just what she needed...but some unexpected passengers turns her vacation into a disaster! Completed 1st October 2007
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,033 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Freddy K., Maggie B./Katherine Krueger - Complete
Freddy and Jason play golf by gojiramatthew reviews
Another comedy story, it will get better as it goes along. Evil and evil... play golf... the HORROR! Story Completed.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
A Story About Thrax by KandyHouse reviews
Thrax falls into the alcohol, but Ozzy rescues him. Unfortunately Thrax has lost all his memories. An unidentified girl in Thrax's dreams says she can give Thrax back his lost memories, but who is she anyways?
Osmosis Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2007
Love is In the Air by Darkness Takes Over reviews
It's Valentine's Day on Elm St. Freddy and Maggie have secret admirers who wish for them to meet on this special occasion. Will love blossom or will it turn out to be a nightmare date?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
Family Counselling by Darkness Takes Over reviews
Freddy Krueger and his daughter Katherine are grudgingly brought together in a one to one therapy group with a Family Psychiatrist. Will they be able to put their hostile differences behind them? Let the insanity ensue. please review
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,914 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Freddy K., Maggie B./Katherine Krueger - Complete
Hannibal 2: The Sequal To Hannibal by Holly version 2.0 reviews
MOVIE GUY-What happens when Hannibal Lecter returns to the States...? He will get revenge on Clarice by...STEALING HER BRAS! How will it all turn out! Pure crazieness, just for fun! LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 11/15/2003
How To Kill A Furby by Clarice-Starling1 reviews
PG because of the death scene lol! This is just a fun story so don't take it seriously even if you own a Furby.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003
Price to Pay by Draco6 reviews
This is the sequel to The Return of Thrax. Thrax and Draco are back and badder than ever! This time a new player has entered the game with a vow to kill them both! However, accompishing that task won't be so easy... *Please Review!* CHAPTER 9 UP NOW!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,236 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002
How Thrax Burned Christmas by Vellapo reviews
A Grinch parody written when I was in high school.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/4/2002
The Return of Thrax by Draco6 reviews
The sequel to Osmosis Jones follows Thrax as he plots and executes his plan for revenge against The City of Frank. *Please Review!*
Osmosis Jones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,288 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2002
Because Lecter Got High by Samantha Bridges reviews
I do have a good explanation for this: Karma and I were left to our own devices after drinking lots of soda and were bored. A touch of levity... and too much soda for the authors. Reviews encouraged, flames are not.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Complete
Thrax by The Guy From Nowhere reviews
AU Osmosis Jones fic. Ever asked the question What if Thrax was the good guy and Ozzie and Drix were the bad guys? Well this fic answers that question
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2002
The Blair Cannibal Project by Screaming Ferret reviews
Hannibal's home movie howlers.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2001 - Complete
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The Unmistakeable Truth reviews
This is the story of how I'm on the run, and of the slashers I will meet, and one nonslasher who deserves respect for what he does. Now they are in this twisted game, and we're running out of options. You won't tell, will you? Our lives depend on it.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,367 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011
Fire Never Dies reviews
Thrax is dead, of course, and back with his family. But if he found a way to go back to the living world, wouldn't he? What was a little lie going to hurt? Sequel to The Properties of Fire.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,314 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Thrax
Links reviews
OK, uh this is just something I thought of while I was REALLY bored, and I thought it would be funny so I posted it. Ever wonder what would happen if Thrax met Lawrence Fishburne, Morpheus, or Dr. Ellis Cheever guy from Contagion Well, here you go...R&R
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Thrax
My Interesting Friends reviews
MAJOR CROSSOVER. There are just so many characters from other movies, that I finally just put it in here. If you like horror movies, Thrax, randomness, and Ghostface being stupid such as drowning himself like a turkey Then this could be for you. R&R PLZ
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Thrax
Time Is an Enemy reviews
Thrax staggered back, DNA trickling from his mouth. He spat it out and glared up at the older virus he'd once trusted. "You son of a-" That earned him another well placed punch in the face. "You will refer to me as Sir," the other snarled. "Sure, Dad."
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Thrax
The Properties of Fire reviews
Transformation: the process of altering one's physical appearance or becoming something new. "Oh God...why me?" Not a very happy fanfiction, but not completely sad either. Funny at some parts rated T to be safe. Not telling who main character will be.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,018 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Fangirl Terror reviews
The title says it all, about our favorite pathogen comes across the most dangerous thing in the world: CRAZED FANGIRLS! Oh the horror! ;D First Osmosis Jones story, so plz review.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Thrax - Complete
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